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were not getting anymore wemby tonight bros....
Jordan has 25 years to wait until he got surpassed
How many first round picks did Spurs need to be relevant?
Devin Booker can win the scoring title this year
>Knicks beat the best team in the league from the last season>Talk about some BAWB bust
USbros things aren't looking good....some thots need to steal Wemby's seed
I miss this nigga
>The Great BAWB Hope
Day 2 and it looks like a bunch of teams already need Point Guards...
They tried to hype this guy up as generational. Meanwhile he's literally just a Zaccharie Risacher tier #1 pick. Wemby showing this bust what it means to be generational.
>Pooper is -25Grim
GOOD HUSTLE COOP
>>151542971>Knicks beat the best team in the league from the last seasonthe champs? or the finalists if they're in the east?
Trippie dubbie status?
Nico has 2 years to win a championship before he is left in a ditch
National Television Wemby is so much better than random ass game Wemby holy shit. I swear any time he faces a potential rival or big televised game he goes all out. I hope he finally makes the playoffs so every game becomes a big game wemby game.
How would describe this performance?m
>>151542980Getting schooled by Wembust is crazy
>Go Spurs chant in Mavs arena during opening night
Fagg building a house with these bricks
>>151542994Predictable
>>151542999Texas is Texas is Texas
Wemby haters apologize right now. Flagg chuds apologize right now.Literally can't imagine how much level of seethe and cope you have to have to think Wemby is a bust lmfao
>>151542993they gotta make the offs this year
>down by 20>Pooper starting to heat up on garbage timewe already have Bronny in the NBA. we don't need 2 of you.
alright i forgive cooper for bein a bum
Why aren’t mavericks fans mad ? They went from a finals contender to having to hope a rookie pans out.
>>151542994Wemnutted on...and he won't be the last
https://x.com/bigmem12/status/1981191867443400957Fuck this boring wemby shit. You all want NBA to die. Wemby needs a career ending injury stat.
>>151542994He'll stat pad to 10 points in garbage time and ESPN will pull out some random stat like "first rooke born in Maine to score 10 points in his debut"
>>151542994>flagg is on pace to have less debut points than bronny didbronnyGODS rise up
>>151543023cope and seethe more lil' Jeet
wtf why are there so many HIV commercials on ESPN
>>151542974He wouldn’t have to chuck so much with KD
>>151543036targeted ads
>>151543036Purely socio-economic reasons
Imagine getting to touch WestGOD as a mere mortal...
>>151542980Shoulda traded this bawb for yannis. Can’t believe gms still fall for the draft picks meme.
>>151543036demoralization
What’s he thinking right now?
>>151542994He finally woke up, we'll see how it goes in the 4Q
If Flagg needs at least three years to develop, then the Mavs should trade AD and Kyrie to get the most assets they can get to build around Flagg later.
>>151542994Getting welcomed to the league by wemDEMON is crazy work
>>151542936Mavs should blow it up this team design is fucking awful
Edgecombe clears this BAWB.Harper clears this BAWB.Bailey clears this BAWB.Never again fall for this great white hope shit.
WEMBY BACK ON THE COURT
>>151542974A martyr for the cause of Hoosier basketballInshallah he will return more powerful than before
Wemby had 6 points going into the 4th quarter of his 1st game, too. Not a true reflection of what Flagg is gonna be. Probably more of a feel out game, plus he’s never had to attack the rim against a guy like Wemby
>Fagg got cooked by Harperlmao
the mavs desperately need a shot creator
>>151543060They won't. Out of spite.
haram
Now that the dust is settled, is Fagg a bust?
You now remember Klay is also in this game
>>151543073Inshallah habibi
Collin GillespGOD keeping the Suns in this
>>151543082I mean, we've all seen him make out with a teammate as a "joke".
Pooper Fagg is statpadding in garbage time, shameful. going to enjoy hatewatching this fagot for years
BAWB bros... what the fuck do he do now? He was supposed to be the one.
>cooper 'more rebounds than points' flagg
>>151543094miss him broing out with jokic
>>151543088Who?
So Wemby is going to win an MVP isn't he?
Imagine watching your son getting shit on grim…
>>151543097As I said: >>151543024
>>151543097but you retards cheer when Bronny does ity'all niggas don't wanna see a white brother shine fr
watch the spurs trade for giannis. they have a lot of assets
this super duper defense lineup doesn't appear to able to win championships
Why do so many of you hate this nice white boy?
>>151543060We genuinely don’t even know how Kyrie will look coming back and how long it will take for him to get back to peak form. Their AD superstar championship window doesn’t exist
>>151543115Bronny is our make a wish GOAT
>just dunk the ballhow come nobody tried this before
this wemby niggas knees aint gonna last long
>>151543126Ayton needs to take notes instead of taking these weak ass hook shots
we in america don't care about wemby, sorry
Wemby cooking so well playing ignoring AD playing absolutely ASS.
After watching him for a bit. Wemby looks much faster than before, idk what it his but he steps and movements seem more fluid and decisive. Before he was a bit jerky and hesitant and only show flashes of what he's been doing this whole game.
>>151543115Bronny was the 55th pick, he had the hardest road
bruh i can't even clip a dunk before wemby dunks 2 more times
Don’t let this wemby performance distract you from the fact the clippers got raped by the jazz and Kawhi scored 10 points.
>>151543107Health is the only thing stopping him
AD still looks fat
What does AD do?
How come /sp/ hates Wemby? Seems like a nice dude and he plays for good guys Spurs. And he plays ethical basketball unlike Oklahomo
>>151543117Really all 3 texas teams + oklahoma have a lot of assets. It could unironically be an arms race down south here pretty soon.
Yeah Wemby will be the GOAT if he stays healthy. No doubt about it.
Cooper Fagg's mom is already leaving to have sex with Edge Cum
>>151543126>how come nobody tried this beforeanon what do you think shaq built his career off of doing
>>151543146kawheelchair needs more time
>>151543142First instance of highlightfarming in history
Why does no one on /sp/ besides me and that anon reading this root for the Spurs????
This is a good sign for the mavericks. Wemby is a cheat code, of course they got destroyed. The other 29 teams will have to watch out for Flagg
>>151543138Shaolin kung fu training helped him.
>>151543138it's the monk training. To everyone's shock learning how to move, focus, and breath helps with sports
>>151543157Because he's better than their favorite player.
>>151543146Kawhi ain't gonna try until they get him the money he's missing from the Aspiration deal
>>151543166checked, adam silver did say it's a highlight-based sport
>>151543168irrelevant backwater franchise
Wemby will be fucking Cooper’s mom after this.
>>151543156He's up against a 7'4 shaolin monk, give him a break
>>151543081Yeah sadly.>>151543124True. Anyone normal would start working to trade AD and Kyrie the moment they got the first pick and start building the team like how OKC and the Spurs did.
Wemby is the modern Wilt Chamberlain. If Wemby would be in his senior year of college by those old standards, so imagine if NEXT year he came in as a rookie. Yeah man, Wilt-esque
So over/under on Draboon chimping out and hurting Wemby this season?
>>151543179Wemby doesn't like burger women. It is known.
Mavs fans should be booing Fagg. He's dogshit.
>>151543159the spurs are unironically too deep. no way they keep all the players they have
>Mavs fans already turning on Pooper Fagg and begging LuGOD to come backOne of the shameless fanbases I've ever seen
Wemby is getting out of hand...initiate Kenny_The_Jet_Smith_knees.exe
we need to start barring Euros from our league
>>151543060>>151543185except that would require teams to want ad and kyrie, which no one does because of their injuries and contracts
This coach talk word salad is so gay lol
Big Game Wemb
Why do more NBA players train with shaolin monks are they retarded?
Wemby and Sengun are officially the two best centers in the league now
>>151543202they never wanted Luka to leave
>>151543185>anyone normalToo bad, Nico isn’t normal. He proclaimed that AD was his superstar and would lead the Mavericks to a championship in the next 2 years. Him relying on Flagg to save him is pretty much saying he just got lucky. And that’s IF Flagg can save them/
wemby is not playing 65 games to get any awards btw
>>151543219See how they acted when they knew they were getting Fagg
coach was just yelling a dozen random words thats why they pay em the big bucks
this is the spurs without Fox or Sochan. their guard rotation is looking nasty with Fox/Castle/Harper/Vasellif they can get more wings and maybe another big besides Kornet they're ready to compete in the conference
>>151543229incorrect
Bunch of gay faggots in here. No different from women
chatgpt coaching from mitch
this Castle guy seems pretty good, glad Wemby is getting some much needed help
>>151543229because he finna win the first 64 and take the rest of the season off to rest up for his finals run
>>151543229why are you so salty over Wemby lmfao. get a life lil nigga
>>151543218It’s actually really fun they both play for historic rival teams. Things are going to be heated for a generation.
Spurs could’ve had Edgecombe too
>>151543214Mental midgets, One needs a 3 digit IQ mind to benefit from such training
>>151543214
spurs have 2 dozen dunks tonight
You can tell Wemby actually listened to KG and Hakeem dude plays way different than he did last year.
Reminder the Wolves will be worse this year and their "window" is effectively closed. They invested everything into the current build and have no real way to rebuild around Ant again.
>kings blew a 20 pt lead and are about to lose the game
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
>>151543198With the way Castle has played tonight I'm thinking Sochan is getting traded soon.
The amount of seethe ITT over Wemby is insane. Just appreciate that the future GOAT of this sport is a decent and smart dude
vj is new baby goat?
>>151543214Burger players play only for the fame and the money. Wemby balls for the self actualization.
Wembully gets shit done thanks KG
40
>>151543273everyone but those two are on the block
>suns are back to being in nba purgatory where booker can statpad every night
>>151543270They kept him in longer than I expected. Coach must've owed him one to let him stay in to get the 40-pointer.
>>151543281He’ll be out of the season before the all star break
I can't wait to listen to the Inside crew glaze wembust for an hour
Wemby is about to shut Luka’s ring window. If he doesn’t win this year, he’s literally never going to be able to.
>my prediction from 20 minutes ago in Q3 came true!shut the fuck up you retarded chink
>>151543264That "big guard" concept Hakeem said looks legit now that I've witnessed it
>>151543249people overhyping a injury prone twig that is still growing(bad sign) acting like he's going to dominate the league for next 2 decades
>i played good defense>....fuck
>Cooper Flagg at -29 tonight has recorded the worst +/- for a #1 pick debut game ever.LMAO
>>151543285When were they in purgatory before this?
>>151543290Nah, he will be a MVP contender this year.
>>151543294He was an idiot for extending with the lakers and that dogshit roster
wemby please, big man doing those fadeaways look that smooth should be illegal
40 pts15 rb3 blks
>>151543289A 20 pt lead isn't that safe nowadays, he would definitely gotten benched if it was a 30 pt lead
>>151543308LMAO, this is the American BAWB GOAT?
>pooper fagg tonight
>>151543308Flaggsisters..
may wemby have a long and healthy career because this shit is hilarious to see
Wemby got the West my Pacies got the East
>>151543309before the CP3 seasons. after Dragic got traded
Nicoxirs................
This Suns team has already shown more grit and heart than last year's did all season
>He’ll be out of the season before the all star break>I can't wait to listen to the Inside crew glaze wembust for an hour>people overhyping a injury prone twig that is still growing(bad sign) acting like he's going to dominate the league for next 2 decades
>Me watching Wemby
Ive had sex with devin booker he is a cool dude
WEMBY WENT FROM 12TH IN MVP ODDS BEFORE THE GAME TO 2ND
Portland looking good tonight. If they keep jrue, they have so many elite defenders
Easternchads I am feeling very grateful right now
>>151543333Quads of truth
Who’s going to be the plane this season to Wemby?
We just witnessed a superstar being born, wemby gonna take this league over
>>151543338That wasn't purgatory. They were a young up and coming team building. They went directly from surprisingly good at Disneyland to getting CP3 and competing
>>151543352I FUCKING KNEEL
>Wemby bullying a rookieget this thug out of my NBA
>>151543323They don't have Luka to do it anymore
the Fox trade turned out to be totally unnecessary. They really need a dynamic do everything wing instead or more shooting
>only one man could stop the alien from taking over the league...
No personal animosity to Drew Eubanks but he was a really bad center and Vogel loved playing him big minutes
>>151543342>saw dillon brooks had the most fg attempts in the first quarter with 11>tune out after down almost 20>suns somehow up in the 4th?????
Spurs might end up 5-0 with this schedule lmao, this looks good for them
>>151543379This traffic cone isn't stopping anything.
>me hoping Cooper pans out and Wemby doesn't get injured because these old ass unc players need to be sent to valhalla already
Okay Wemby does look good but you niggas gotta admit this dallas defense is pure ass like niggas just be driving by and dunking for free not even just wemby
>>151543361Dort
Holy shit Wemby is only 21? I thought he was 24
>>151543383Rockets is their first real challenge
>>151543381Gillespie is a dawg, he energized this team in a couple games last year too
>>151543384he averages 40 on 68% ts against him
Victor Wembayama is a fucking problem
>>151543383Wemby gonna destroy the Lakers
>>151543383>Wemby up against my big boy Rocketsthat stick isn't gonna do shit
>>151543361money is on Draymond
Are we gonna talk about AD looking fucking trash?
>>151543384We know he turns into a thug when he gets frustrated so he might pull a Morris on wemby or get his goon valanciunas to
Harper had a lowkey good game
>>151543379this nigga struggled with zubac last playoffs he is not stopping shit
wemby will miss half a season again
>>151543379Caruso's son
>>151543394scrappy white PGs are the best investment for backups. know how to play the game, lots of hustle, plentiful in the 2nd round. but nooo. every team would rather take athletic projects who never play in 3 years.
>>151543389It's not like Wemby did this to Looney and Green. Lively and AD aren't scrubs.
>>151543379Assuming Denver is a top 3 seed and Spurs are in the 5-7 range, I think he will probably be the MVP. But after this year it's over.
>>151543383>tfw the nba cup is in 2 weeks
Suns
Why is Kidd treating Flagg like a star instead of letting him get reps in garbage time
>>151543406This. Don't underestimate a Serb chimp out.
Don't let the Wembeast stylin and Copper flopping distract you from the fact that the Unction got BTFO and ran out the building by the team everyone predicted to be tanking and the worst in the West.
Wemby does have big man syndrome, though. The monk monastery, Kung-Fu Fighting…isn’t that all a little bit pretentious?? Just like Shaq calling himself the Shactus, the Big Aristotle, and so forth…or Wilt Chamberlain claiming to have slept with 10,000 women and often feeding into his own myth. Idk, but Wemby has all the signs of classic big mans syndrome.Which means someday, Wemby will be a Los Angeles Laker (:
>>151543395Won't matter when he's giving up 25+ of those back to Wemby, and will be giving even more than that this season
>>151543413Zubac is his worst matchup center wise because he cant bullyball him
>>151543427This wigga looks 45
>>151543307kek, league is somehow gonna end up asking wemby to stop doing this shit, absolutely emasculating
>>151543402We've been talking about it for years
The REAL Great White Hope was here the whole time. We just couldn't see it...
>>151543425Nobody cares about the silver cup.
What do you think is going through his mind right now??
Wemby is the next step in human evolution
>>151543413Zubac is Croatian. The Serbs kryptonite.
Mavs should fire Nico and Kidd, and blow it up that team is dogshit
i have 400 words to write for tomorrow and i wasted time watching wemgreatness...................................
>>151543444Absolutely shameless seeing him play in garbage time and try be memechucker
>>151543449>damn twin, these niggas don't be letting do shit fr
>>151543157He gets a lot of praise but hasn't accomplished anything yet. The media will tell you he's the MVP in the preseason and then the Spurs will get 45 wins in the regular season.
Who's the last number one overall pick who had a worst debut
spurs have like 4 guys who can be a starting point guard right? Some of these teams look like they need a PG. Spurs need to trade some of these guys for the pieces they need to actually contend
>>151543449>I wish they still had LuJESUS guide me
>>151543449>so that's what a #1 pick is supposed to look like?
>>151543449>I wish I went to the Hornets
>>151543449>I ain't built for this
Before this game I thought the Mav's would be the best team to defend Wemby. Now I have no fucking clue how anyone is gonna stop him.
>>151543449>this shit kinda hard when I'm not playing against future lawyers and tech bros
>Fox didnt play
Is this really what this sport boils down to? Just be tall as fuck and thats it? How can you call this a real sport?
>>151543449>tfw my gm and coach set me up to fail
>>151543449>I hope they dont know im going bald if i have bangs down to my eyebrows
Does training with Shaolin monks really level you up this much? Dude was nowhere near this good last season
https://x.com/thehoopcentral/status/1981156929209847984Ja vs Zion was kino and you gay niggas are jerking each other off over some 8 ft french faggot
like a kid looking up at his dad lol
>Westbrook: +2>Shroder: -8
>>151543469>hasn't accomplished anything yetholy copedude is 21 and already dominating NBA teams. He's already put up insane stats considering he had been playing in a rebuilding team with a new coach. Stop with the hate boner it's fucking embarrassing lmfao
>>151543308niko bros it wasn't supposed to go like this
>>151543471Fox isn't going to be around long term. Harper's too young, Castle is more of a defensive player who plays complementary offensive. Ditto Sochan.
>Flagg dropped from 65% ROY odds to 40% Ouch
>>151543500He literally said it didnt lol said it was just his dream to do it
>>151543504Nobody else touches the ball and it takes him 8 dribbles to get himself into a very difficult shot. That ain’t good basketball on any level.
f-bomb wemby
>yeah lets make flagg play PG bro>let's give ADisney the ball to chuck tooKidd may be a fraud
>>151543157this general been slobbering his nuts all night
WestGOD will win this game
>>151543500He also trained with KG and Hakeem. Dude completed all of the side quests before fighting the boss
>>151543518He was talking about NASA there. He said going to China was for physical development
>>151543500Worked for Batman
>>151543500He also put on 10lbs of muscle and got training from Hakeem. Probably all the flashy stuff like training with the monks is just the stuff that gets clicks. He said he had a "world class" training regimen during the offseason and that seems to be the case.
>>151543533I guess after getting shut down last season he was non stop grinding his shooting and footwork. He's markedly better
>>151543504blud doing allat julian newman shi for no reason lol
Who tf is Jerami Grant and how does he have 27 points?
>>151543534I dont know if i misheard but i thought he said Hakeem helped him with that and scoring
Alright I'm done watching this sport. My GWH is a bust. There's no point anymore.
>westbrook with 6 pointsBro just go dunk and statpad your points to be #1 all time and then retire
>>151543449>i am the manifestation of nico's vision
DBook needs to shed whatever KD/Beal loser energy he's carrying over
Is Dillingham a bust? Dude can't get any run on a team that needs him
>>151543546He literally got a weird nerve injury grinding too hard in the gym. He needed to rest and refocus with the shaolin monks to take the next step.
Watching ESPN trying to recreate TNT's inside to the smallest detail, and NBC trying to recreate 90s NBA coverage with the same logo/song is pretty surreal ESPN actually got it right, for once. You can't even tell if this is TNT or ESPN. People who hold sentimetal value for one corporation (TNT), over another (ESPN), when the people who make the product are identical, are retarded
>>151543548>drafted by Sam Hinkie>traded to OKC for Ersan Illyasova and develops >traded to the Nuggets and looks like a great fit at the 4>wants big money and lots of shots so leaves for Detroit (Aaron Gordon acquired by Nuggets)>traded to Portland after a couple years and just recently got an extensionhe has the greenlight, but everyone had hoped he would be like Nuggets Aaron Gordon as a role player
Rewatching the highlights and flagg looks so out of place at PG. Is Kidd retarded?
>>151543563No refunds wuffs
dillon brooks doing dillon brooks things
>Bronny got a 68 rating >Pooper got a 82 rating lol lmao even
>I do damage
>>151543517number 2 guy did an amazing job tonight, that philly kid too also he is in a ''contender'' franchise, so his number are going to suck unless he is lebron/jordan born again
See you in the Wester Conference Finals Wemby
>>151543610he's on a contender franchise with no clear #2 option he legit has a green light as far as im concerned
I'm afraid the Kings will have to lose a lot of games before they learn their lesson and start Shiva.
They don't call him Pooper for nothing. He literally pooped his pants during a game last season.
Wemby is going to destroy SGA
>>151543523>gave away one of the best PG of the league>didn't get anyone to replace him>even when Kyrie comes back he hates playing that positionmasterful roster construction Nico
>>151543620AD wants to play the 4 and shoot though
>Edgecome will be rookie of the year>Cooper will struggle to find his rhythm >Ace quit
Shaedon Sharpe is not good. He looks like he's good but when you really watch he's ass
Shaolin Temple about to get a lot more calls next offseason
>play flagg out of position>babbs come out the woodwork to shit on him you fags don't know ball it wasn't hit fault he was bad today kidd is just a retarded mutt
>>151542980Chetty is the great real nigga hope...
>>151543620klay and Kyrie are on this fucking team+ the mavs bench guys
>Rockets lost>Mavs lostMeme beeg ball "PGs" are dead. Manleet WON.
How did Betanon do?
This nigga is close to 8ft tall The fuck do you counter this shit
>>151543614Realistically, Chet is the only one in the NBA who has a chance of affecting Wemby's game
Wow you beat the Mavs without their best player. Congratulations.
>>151543018The league is not ready for white bronny..
>>1515436560-2 again...
Which NBA player has the worst tattoos?
Ace Bailey fucking sucks. Someone talk me out of dropping him from my fantasy team. NOW.
This is his league.
>>151543651kyrie isn't back until next year and klay was never the definite 3 option with pj there and no one off that mavs bench is getting shots up like that outside of maybe dlo who might get tard rangled
>>151543665Edey does too if he he levels up as a defender.
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
>>151543687Lamelo
>>151543687
>>151543097The Great White LeBum...which team will he hop to after he fails to get past Wembitch and Chetty in the West...
>>151543665Chet can't handle Wemby at all, but the Thunder are still the better team for now
I want to see steph curry attempt to shoot threes over wemby
>>151543688>picking a guy who won't start and will likely get under 12 shots a game
>>151543643They're gonna have to set up a 3-round interview process to enroll players. Otherwise, the temple is gonna be full of BABBs
>>151543710Chetty held him to 6 points last season
blazers choked
>>151543680Them bookies are so strong...
>>151543701Grade A Certified Whiskey Tango Kek
Well well well
>KANGZ BLEW IT
An MJ-esque pushoff by Ant
Suns bad guy era
feeling magical
>>151543688>drafting Larui's backupyou fell for the preseason meme.
>>151543308BAWB moment
>>151543713I want to see Warriors try to defend against him with Draymond and Looney
ANT with the dagger
Why do US commercials keep advertising HIV pills to me
>>151543746I don't think they're great but this team is kinda promising. Mark Williams and Dillon Brooks are nice pickups, hopefully Jalen Green can at least be decent
>westMVP>+2>schrodum>-8
>all of a sudden, everyone is a Suns fanyou faggots weren't struggling like I wasfair weather faggots
>>151543773>not scrotum
>>151543713You mean like he did in the gold medal game?
>>151543770Probably San Francisco broadcast
>>151543777shut the fuck up bitch I was here since day 1
At least they're letting Book practice his free throws
>>151543763Looney is in new orleans now. It's draymond and quentin post
>>151543308I'm done with burger bwabs, the great white hope is coming out the east(ern europe)
>>151543777Nigga I've been here, I'm just posting a lot tn
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
long season for the kangz
>>151543777Suns are the good guys now that Chris Paul and KD are off the team
Mitchie seems like actually a pretty good coach. Or at the very least, not a shitty one, and maybe that's all you need with a team this talented. Pop was basically senile by the end, and THEN he had a stroke. It's nice to have a youngblood at the head coach spot, for a young team.
>>151543794On god. These western yt boys soft like charmin.
If KD was still on the Snus, they would've lost that game
Suns Win
>>151543804wont be long if they start westbrook
>>151543809He could either be mulatto, mexican, or italian
>>151543809>Mitchie seems like actually a pretty good coachThat's because Pop was his sifu
>>151543817>the only rings KD will EVER win were when he was a bus rider with Golden StateLil B won in the end. KD never beat the curse, he merely escaped from it by joining Lil B's own team.
this dude devin booker wears a t shirt under his jersey. which stream is it to watch inside btw
>>151543656split ticket. Suns will be one of the better ats teams this year without Durcant
Cooper had a double double already. Gonna be elite
>>151543835I won't call him either a bust or goat based on one game, but that was the ugliest double double i've ever seen
What is KD going to do with his life after he retires? He has no family. He has no life. He seems to not have any interests other than basketball, but he doesn't have the personality for coaching or going into the media.
scurrd?
>>151543832>which stream is it to watch inside btwright here bitch niggahttps://plus.espn.com/
>>151543851Suicide or come out of the closet finally
kek is AD washed
>>151543851Cannabis company CEO
Opening night win
>>151543631>>151543645all i'm seein is a guy with more heart than paul pierce
>>151543851he'll be fine
>>151543878yo shut up
>>151543809Big thing is they brought in two defensive minded coaches as his assistants. Spurs should be a top 3 defense this year with Wemby out there
>>151543645>Named Pooper Fagg>has anal leakage
>>151543878Over/under on how many weeks until he gets injured? I say six.
>>151543852they scurrd.
Just checked the box scores and I got to the Spurs andHoo boyIt's actually over isn't it. Like the top 3 of all time potential the media talked about is actually fucking true. It's actually real.
>>151543157I have nothing against Wemby on a human level (he does seem like a nice guy) and I've always liked the Spurs. That being said, he sucks to watch. His body is simply too overpowered for the sport of basketball. Watching him play makes the whole sport seem pointless and farcical. I understand that all of these guys are athletic freaks and many of them are in the top 0.0001% in terms of height but with Wemby it's just too much. His highlights look like some big kid jogging up to a 5' plastic hoop and dunking on his little brother with minimal effort. His midrange game is nicer to watch but even that is mostly just "huge ass guy shoots a basic middy over some (relative) manlet who can't do shit." I've tried to hype him up to friends that don't watch basketball and you can tell as they watch him play it's just visually meaningless to them. I have to explain that the hoop is 10' in the air and what they're seeing is crazy but still, their brains are telling them that they're watching a dude jump a few inches off the floor and drop a ball down. People want to see picrel when they think of amazing basketball highlights. Shaq was popular but that was a different situation. He played with Kobe in LA, he had a big personality, and his playstyle revolved 2000's bruiser ball where he smashed centers of similar height all game. This is nothing like what Wemby will be. It's clear that if he stays healthy he'll be a GOAT level player but I think his prime will be a down era for NBA viewership. Maybe I'm wrong and the casuals are going to love the guy, but I'm predicting it will be an extreme version of the Jokic situation where he's breaking the game year after year but only serious NBA fans really care. Also, the (justified) glaze is going to get really annoying. Hearing the commentators go on and on about "WOW ISN'T THIS KID INCREDIBLE?!?!?" while the average viewer is thinking "yeah no shit he's the size of a fucking traffic pole" is not going to be fun.
>Wemby gameI am not reading this fucking general again until wemby loses a game. I wont be able to stand or tolerate dicksucking and glazing of a 7'7 dude thats taller than everybody and can play basketball in the easiest and simplest way possible.
>>151543851he's gonna get paid to be a retard on tv
>>151543851fuck escorts every day and play cod
Magic's 10 man rotation looks really good. And reminder that Franz and Paolo weren't even actually all that good last season so if those 2 level up at all the team will be a lot better. Magic are going to be the 1 seed.
>>151543906i think i got a couple more clips to post for you
so why exactly did the bucks trade middleton for kuzma?
West is gonna be so kino this year >LeBum/Steph/KDs final years>nuggets making one last push>spurs breakout year(?)>skinny Luka balling>OKC trying to repeat
>>151543882a W in October
wiz are one piece away from being a championship team
>>151542961He got surpassed before he was born
>>151543902I've been saying all along it's fucking over for the league when he develops a jump shot/3 point shot, and that we should expect him to develop these because his historical free throw percentage suggests that he has the genetic hand eye coordination ceiling to be a good shooter.It's fucking over for the league when he develops a J.
>>151543902Wait for how he performs in a non-nationally televised game before crowning him. Wemby is known to step up in big marquee games but then float and chuck when he thinks no one is watching.
Spurs already got another hooper in the making before Wemby even hit his prime...
Kyrie alone is not fixing the Mavs playmaking problem. He's just a good playmaker at best and he's coming back from a serious injury.
>>151543962The people ITT saying the Mavs should just blow it up are right. Everyone but Flagg and Lively should be expendable and they should start the rebuild around those two right now.
>wanabannana
Chris Paul fucking SUCKS
The Knicks might be 14-0 by November/December if Towns stays healthy,Wow... they have a really easy fucking schedule atm
>>151543906>I am not reading this fucking general again until wemby loses a gamefirst 82 win season
Winners:>Spurs>Magic>Bulls>Sixers in four years when they get off Embiid's and PG's contractsLosers:>Clippers>BetAnon>Nico
>>151543974blowing it up makes Nico look like a dumb liar so they can't do it
>>151543957To be fair, that probably means he’s gonna be amazing in the playoffs.
>wanabannana playing 82 games
>>151543990Anthony "why won't they give me the DPOY award WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Davis, everyone.
>>151543905I feel like Space Jam Jordan movie dunk photo would've worked for this post but I get what your saying, I would've assumed when I was a kid they would raise to 11 or 12 feet, surprising to me its only 10 feet off the ground,>>151543469I agree, most of his highlight reels are when the Spurs were winning like 22 fucking games lmao, and he's had bad games before
>>151543992In THEORY things have all worked out really well for the Mavs. Luka is a fucking traffic cone on defense and I'm not sure he'll ever be anything else, and Kidd is a defense-first coach. It was never the best of fits, and if Flagg develops like everybody hopes he'll be a much better fit for what Kidd is trying to do in Dallas.But they've got to realize they're not winning shit with a rookie on the one hand, clearly-washed AD on the other, and Kyrie coming off an ACL at his age. If Kyrie was maybe five years younger it'd be different. But he's not.
Its weird to think,Rockets, Lakers, Cavs all 0-1 meanwhile Jazz, Spurs, Philly are 1-0,1 season can change so much, Cavs are regretting trading Okoro and letting Jerome walk
>>151543898One
>>151544021nah they're cooked
>>151544021If the Mavs thought Kidd is better for their future than Luka, then things have not worked out well for them. They're just retarded.
>Who He Play For coming upabout time
>>151544036woa that ginormous string bean looks so good in literally the first game of the year im sure he will survive an entire season and not get ground to a pulp
>>151543809Mutt abominations like this being an NBA coach prove what a meme job it is. What's hilarious is he identifies as "black" and other part black mutts will claim him as "black" too. Ever seen a SINGLE native black african that looks like that? Also>1 game
>>151544051Wemby needs to get on that TB12 Method. Pliability. It helped Brady survive in the NFL into his 40s, it can probably help Wemby too.
>>151544054>>1 gameall 1-0 teams are 82-0all 0-1 teams are 0-82
>>151544060Snake oil
just woke up who we laughin at?
>>151544060he needs Giannis and brons roid routines to put about 50lb on
>>151543984they'll also get the benefit of the whistle with all the media attention on them. Celtics will still be a playoff contender until Tatum gets back.Cavs are regular season frauds
>>151544021That all goes back to the original sin. The main problem wasn't that they traded Luka; it's what they got back for him and the rationale behind it. Ignoring all the cons of a team built around AD/Kyrie, it was supposedly done for a "better" win now 2-3 year window. Without Flagg it was a straight up miss that anybody could have seen coming. With Flagg it still doesn't make sense because realistically he's 2-3 years away at best from being championship caliber. Committing to Flagg long term is admitting he fucked up he the first place and that doesn't happen on this level
>>151544068If your team lost their opener you may as well go tank for Cam Boozer
>>151544028It's not that weird, the rockets lakers cavs all got hard matchups and the jazz spurs 6ers got easy ones
>>151544017They average Wemby game has been a bad game offensively. When he pops and everything is working, he really pops. But no one watched the average Spurs game last season when he chucks up a bunch of junk.
>>151544085nobody with that name or look will ever make it in the NBA regardless of where theyre picked
>who he broadcast for(the official name of a segment on inside the nba)Ebonics is now seamlessly integrated into formal communication and no one cares or notices lol
>>151544095only apehoop segments
>>151544093put some respect on Carlos Boozer's kids
>>151544095that's just how ernie talks
>>151544093Why would you say that when the raptors literally have a guy named Dick
>>151544021Luka's weaknesses are a lot easier to compensate for than Davis' and his strengths are a lot better. Davis is actually just a specialist who devours small ball centers and gets punked by real big boy centers and is low key hard to build around even in his prime.
>>151544095>newfag doesn't know this is a spin off of who he play for
>Inside is already overwhat the fuck?
>>151544089>pre-kg wemby
Did the Jazz suddenly become good or are the Clippers just turbo dogshit?
What’s the consensus on flagg
>>151544116Whatever that means, it's still retard speak ebonics
>these are the top 3 prospects in next year's draft
>>151544127Not ready but he will probably get there eventually
>>151544124Cloppers are a second half of the schedule team
>>151544108>>151544113bums
>>151544076Mavs
>>151544124Stay tuned. Jazz seem like an unc team's kryptonite with a ton of young, athletic big bodies. But they are still the fucking Jazz and were predicted to be a bottom 5 team in the league.
Dallas is a "good" defense. Not a smart defense.
>>151544130the guy on the right looks like he's 5'10"
>>151544157He's listed at 6'5
>>151544089I mean he's still quite young, He looked incredible in preseason and he has more help and I think thats all the help he needs anyways, he seems like he legit learned other things from elite champ unicorns, like stamina and motor management and reading plays things from Hakeem and Garnett who are his literal predecessors,If he stays consistent then his stat issues are fixed
>>151544076Mavs, Cooper Flagg, Clippers
As a Celtics fan, I just can't stop sucking cocks.
robot bajina
my nigga
>>151544160damn i am retarded.
>>151544085>>151544108>>151544130sideshow bob lookin ahh
Man...
why the fuck is okc vs ind on espn tomorrow
George MikanBill RussellWilt ChamberlainKareem Abdul-JabbarMagic JohnsonLarry BirdMichael JordanTim DuncanLeBron JamesSteph Curry Victor Wembanyama
>>151543958Spurs already got their Wembust replacement?
Found a tweet of someone saying Luka is a bust after his debut.Flaggbros...there's hope.
My wolvies won their opening game :)
>>151544021babb cope.Mavs got btfo...KWABOTY
>>151543746My GOAT already doing his magic.
>>151544127mutt Kirilenko
Seein a lot of Wemby glaze...we gotta suck Edgecombe dick too
https://voca.ro/11bMalBS5dKl
>>151544076>>151544164
>>151544283he took 24 shots? LOL
>>151544312how does he sleep at night man is a coon
Looks like Yang sucked in his debut. Only got 5 minutes.
>>151544312Like Beal gives a shit. Blud is chillin at this retirement home of a team.
REMINDER BEFORE YOU JUDGE COOPER FLAGG HE WAS PLAYED OUT OF POSITIONHE IS NOT A POINT GUARD
>>151544345yes he is
its over
>embiid 20 min 4 pts
>>151544223>MUH FINALS REMATCHlike what kind of retard do they think WANTS to watch basketball opening week and not know Tyrese tore his achilles in game 7?
This isn't even entertaining. Just freak show stuff. In 15 years every team will have 2 Wemby's. The sport is cooked. https://x.com/WorldWideWob/status/1981207802715787684
Flagg biggest bust ever
>>151544381He's right.
>>151544379its hilarious how he repeat anthony davis's name at the end for emphasis as if street clothes isnt completely washed by now
>>151544250was he wrong?
>>151544379>In 15 years every team will have 2 Wemby'sAre there even 60 people with Wemby's body type in the entire world?
My Timbies on pace for 82 wins. Feels good.
>>151544342>Like Beal gives a shit. Blud is chillin at this retirement home of a team.Surely Clippers fans would appreciate this type of mindset
>>151543777Cheer up, nigga.
>>151544418I don't think I will
>>151544381At least flagg scored a double double even though he was playing out of position. He's not a pg. I'm not worried about flagg. Ace is the blooming bust of this draft right now. What happened with Ace?
>>151544404Africa has like 500 million people under 10 years old. Scouts will find their freaks.
What's next for Lebron?
>>151544434Cooper go to bed. Only vets like Ant get to stay up late.
>>151544438A good chunk of those are in states that are in civil war or half controlled by ISIS/Al Qaeda
The Clippers starting lineup and westbrick shouldn't be playing in the league
>>151544444Fashion, wine, cinema, things of that nature.
told yall cooper was shit when they were fucking hiding him in the pre season
>>151543510was losing by 30 part of your plan
What does Cooper Flagg do that Ben Simmons doesn't?
>>151544438>500 million peopleAnd how many of them will grow to be 7'7" with athleticism?
told yall ace was shit
>>151544476damn forgot image
>>151544444Traded to the Mavs for PJ and Gafford
Yea, Wemby looked good tonight, but what until Josh Giddey puts the clamps on him.
>>151544342Reminder that Beal is the THIRD PLAYER IN A ROW that the Wizard gave a terrible contract to. Before Beal it was Wall, before Wall it was Arenas. And they all wound up not playing, in some form or fashion, which meant the Wizards spent years paying them not to play for them.
>hooper fagg gets annihilated>but 10 points 10 reboundshe's that black chick ol' whats her faceheckin double double streak!!!!
>>151544515angel reese lol
https://x.com/celtsglobe/status/1981213599331917931>lebron stans already crying that nobody cares about him anymore and his "GOAT" status is in danger
>>151544418https://youtu.be/vi5pA24-oDA?si=NVP72MHhikXdy7bQ
>people putting wemby in goat convos because he beat a mavs team with a washed AD and a bust pickdid people forget this team was garbage last year
>>151544483Should have never changed xer name from Seven
At least Wemby's kung fu stuff will be more interesting than hearing about how Jokic only cares about horses
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wemby dawg status?
>>151544538Dude literally trained with Shaolin monks. I wonder if he learned how to manipulate his chi.
>>151544515he was played out of position and still managed a double double He will be an all star by the end of the year
>>151542936Chauncey Billups tied to mafiahttps://abcnews.go.com/US/miami-heat-terry-rozier-charged-nba-betting/story?id=126789368
>>151544503>the Wizards spent years paying them not to play for them.we got off every single one em shits