>>151539865
>>151543075O H I OHIO
AAAHHH HAHAHAHAAAA
>>151543089A Tale of Two KWABs
1-6-1
My penguins ):
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151543122L O S TOST
>>151543127any kind fren. I want to learn how to play the bass and want to hear it at its peak >>151543130thanks
>>151543122R U L EU L E
We got a point so I take that as a win
>>151543130du du du duuu du du du duuu dudu du du dudu
>>151543144i don't care for the band, but you should probably check out primus
>>151543150good post from a masculine man
>>151543155Me too, both mountainchad teams won in the same game
>>151543150Do you really think that 1-6-1 is good? I mean you are canadian so you guys are pretty backwards
pink panther theme cause of the louvre
McDavid took the subway after the game against Ottawa and he's had enough of "Ontarians"
>>151543165says YOU
Flames losing streak in regulation is over Atleast
bassbud
>>151543255Who do you play next?
Glad my lad Bolduck doing well on the Habs.
Losing and winning are just made up concepts
Based on the eye test, I think the Flames are the best team in the league
asked this goofy hardcore zoomer if he played turnstile on the jukebox tonight based on context clues and he asked "yea but are you profiling me" it was funny ya had to be there
>>151543291do you identify as a winner?
>>151543279why the vpn xhe rb?
>>151543315They play like they played tonight and they win more games then they lose.
*crawls out of bed and opens /hoc/*morning /hoc/ i see my flames lost again but thats alright
schizo samir is back so I guess I'll go waging now. party on dudes.
>>151543306dangthats hardcore
>>151543363you lose every time is that alright?
slopdown was cancelled
Rags won't lose to the sharks tomorrow that's my stone cold lock
>>151543387fraid that was hoglision tranny kwab
/hoc/ would be alot better if one team stopped crying all the time cause they lose all the time
gigi is apparently starting an OF which is based, can't wait to see the pics for free
are my sabres elite?
>>151543363https://youtu.be/eDeDQpIQFD0?si=PG63rIGPUE2Pqe7m
>>151543426i dont see a single flames fan crying here seems like its the haters who are obsessed retards
There needs to be accountability
>>151543458I'm looking at one right now actually
>>151543456thats how i woke up when canada played usa
>>151543387nah you're thinking of hampage kwab translision next then trannymite
>>151543526TRVKE
>>151543480one what?
these threads always go to marner when the wrestletrannies start posting
thread rules when wrestlechads are posting
idea: all star game is replaced with quebec vs everyonefighting is encouragedweapons can be used
>>151543616non non non
Sharksbros....We are no longer in the top 31 teams...
>>151543593oh well actually those are called nicolas roys now and we prefer the term E-God
>>151543576Learn to read and you might find out
sharts haven't won a regular season game since marchit was the >laffs
>>151543641both of these things are true
Honestly I’m starting to think this league is rigged against the flames. These powerplays were bullshit.
>>151543683some random czech kid > wolf
>>151543697You only won because of the powerplays.
>>151543683it's rigged as hell. playing the >rags next week rempe could literally decapitate parekh and its a minor penalty
>parekhkid is dogshit
>>151543728yet hes been hit high twice and both times a 2 min thanks gary!
>>151543641these nicolas roys always go to marner when the wrestletrannies start to call themselves e-gods and post
>>151543752Found another one >>151543458
>>151543716we hasbs sis won because two fuckin quebeckers scored a goal in alberta
>>151543752kid should learn how to keep his head up kwab>>151543766give that another shot esl retard
>>151543769Another what?
>>151543769retard
>>151543785these nicolas roys always go to marner when the esl wrestletrannies post saar
>>151543806we speak english here
new wolf kino just dropped
got a good post for yzerfraud lined up for when the dead wings inevitably choke and miss the playoffs again.
>>151543829it was a really nice save
>>151543829Now post the ending where the lets the puck in
I have too much empathy for goaltenders
>>151543847You're probably just a huge fag
>>151543844Post it as a webm/mp4 and ill believe you
>>151543813>esl wrestletranny can't even readkwarb
>>151543829hes so tiny lmao
>>151543728More like cow shitlmao
>>151543843GG habitant
>>151543865but enough about you
>>151543813Prove it. Is it "in Long Island" or is it "on Long Island"?
>>151543904write out the full sentence
>>151543904depends if you are above ground or not
>>151543914/hoc/'s favourite team is playing on Long Island./hoc/'s favourite team is playing in Long Island.
>>151543963i know about a long island that has a mountain and can play good hockey
Whats the worst injury you've had from hockey? Have you ever seen someone get heemed by a puck?
>>151543963oh nobody would ever say that lol
>>151543979god DANGIT i miss being in montreal, why the FUCK did you just post that, my night is ruined
>>151543998first time I ever ice skated at 35 I was so out of shape I threw up on the ice then left without returning the rentals because I was so embarrassed
>>151543998I got excited when watching my team and splashed whiskey in my eye
>>151543999>esl not answering the question
>>151544012We call it skating here. Thats pretty based tho
>>151543864No problem I know you might've missed it watch this fucking idiot>DURRRRRRRRRRR I LEAVE NET WIDE OPEN.. OH NOOOOOOOkwab
The Calgary Flames have not lead after playing 60 minutes of hockey this season.
I recently chose the seattle kraken as my nhl team because I thought the name, logo and colours were cool but it turns out they're shit just like my mlb team the baltimore orioles and mlb San Jose Earthquakes. This is what I get for choosing teams because I like their names and kits like a toddler
empty net goals should count against the goalie because it's kinda his fault the nets empty
>>151543998>Whats the worst injury you've had from hockey?Torn my MCL, but I'd already torn that one 6 times before.>Have you ever seen someone get heemed by a puck?No.>>151543999Which one?
>>151544027Why did backlund not cover that guy
>>151544058Because he's like 45 years old and has no business being on the ice in 3 on 3 or on the Swedish Olympic roster.
>>151544043Not necessarily>game ends 1-0 from video relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v6_oXtwAYEWould you charge the goal with the goal against when it was clearly his own coach and skaters that created the goal?
>>151544083He’s good enough to be the flames first line centre
>>151544105Sad and Grim
>>151543998dek hockeyorange ball in the eye
>>151544083if my captain of my flames doesnt captain my tre kronor if will actively cheer against them
>>151544027Wolf should have covered the other side from the start!
>>151543869That's why he's kino
Banff won
>>151544172Same, but Adam Larsson.
>>151544229who?
>>151544233The best Swedish defenseman in the NHL.Simple as.
>>151544233This guy obviously wouldn't know because he's a fake Swede.It's been becoming very obvious that one is fake.It's the flames fan fag too.
>>151544296oh when did he pass dahlin?>>151544302retard retard
>>151544296that's ek still
>>151544222Too soon
back to work tomorrow
>>151544319Dahlin is a Fraudlunda fraud>>151544320Ekholm never was more than a 2nd pair defenseman.
>>151544488kwab
>>151544493he meant ek65 whos also way better than "adam larsson" (npc name)
>>151544521almost like seeing a finnish man named kevin.
>>151544551for me it's Tom of Finland
>>151544521Erik Karlsson is a liability in the defensive zone.
>>151544521thank you for not being retarded
ate 7 slices of pizzacant wait to marner
*knocks you into the bench*
we're doomed
>>151544634Cest vachement cool ca
>>151544600Delivery or frozen?
>>151544628What abunch of complete push overs kek
>>151544655Delivery
>>151544673impressive. very nice
>>151544673dang...toppings?
Reddit is laughing at the flames again
>>151544655>>151544600
>>151544713so are we
>“I mean, I can't generate offense. I do my job, I try to keep the puck out of our net, and hope that our guys can generate a couple.” - Dustin Wolf following the Flames’ 7th straight loss OH NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151544634Damn...this is true. Over 3 hours longer and $200 more expensive.
>>151544737toppings
>>151544737did you order five pies and have a slice of each
>>151544746wtf
>they call iceland "island"
>>151544766Yah exactly :)
>>151544773undeniable
anon what toppings
>mild
>>151544825sharksesque
>>151544834
will anon ever reveal the toppings
opinion: a solid dough, high quality olive oil and fresh tomato sauce is more important than any topping
>>151544801>>151544850im afraid im gonna dox myself desu, got a bunch of crazy stuff. im not mitch tier retarded.
>>151544868based retard kek
>>151544850will anon ever lick the bench?
>>151544880
>>151544879
>>151544915hey dylan
>>151544915thats the price of a standard cheese and ham 'za here...this country SUCKS
>>151544915is my guy neva worthy?
for me it's the skinner dinner
>>151544741He’s a locker room cancer you can’t win games allowing 2 goals a game like he does his team should lock him out of the dressing room
whats the problem with hasbs and burgers
>>151544944
>>151544929yeah that's crazy. but the prices went nuts after the 'rona. they were like 3-5 euros before and now the most basic ones start at 8+ here>>151544934picrel, it's so fucking good but no he needs to start putting up points
hey there /hoc/Lilahwhats it like in Gary CityI'm a thousand Roys away but tonight you look so pretty
>>151544944>black sesame seedsIs this burger brought to us by Netflix?
Why do the flames suck
>>151544944we decided that we order the Gally
>>151544968Total lack of competent nhl level defense
>>151544944>yeah could I get uhhhh gallagher with a regular fucking fun please??
>>151544960corr luv me som blåmögelost
Brady Martin played 15 minutes in 3 games and got sent back to the OHLWhat was the fucking point of even having him in the lineup Nashville?
>>151544741>I do my jobIs he really though?
>>151544991My boy sorokin finally dropped off these worst 5 lists
>>151544985Barry Trotz has no idea what the fuck he's doing. The ultimate proof that a good coach is not the same as a good GM.
Late night marner deposited
>>151545018we don't call those that here now
>>151544991The Calgary Flames have scored 13 goals in 8 games to start this season.The flames have had a historically bad start offensively this season. 3 players have as many/more points than the entire flames team has goals, and their struggles have continued with only 1 goal in their 2-1 loss tonight. If I was Dustin Wolf I’d be getting insurance coverage on his spine because his back is going to be fucked by the end of this season with all the carrying he will have to do.
move the flames to red deer
>>151545067The new mayor wants to cancel the arena deal
>>151545071Whe n was there an election
>>1515450792 days ago
the governor (our bud) shut it down
Flames are the first nhl team to be eliminated from playoff contention in the first month of hockey.
wtf is a governor
>>151545093i'm tired of the governor. he lost to ducky in the race but somehow remained in office
>>151545111he runs stink peninsula and commits sexual assaults on Easter Sundays
>>151545126nice ducky
>>151544944where is the slice of watermelon?
>>151545186PK stole it
Fuck the Florida Panthers. Dirtiest team, clearly favoured by Gary and so rigged to win it every time. I predict 2 more cups for them, this year and next, before Gary moves on to SJS or CHI.
>>151545198If they were gonna do a shork season they would have done it when they had a likeable team
>>151545198I want to believe that gif very badly
>>151545281celebrini is likable (and suckable, fuckable)
Marchand looks 50
>>151545327He already has a boyfriend and a new homewrecker to worry about.
Gat out of Hell is really fun. Shame it's going to be so short. When I'm done I will have played all the Saints Row games available on PS4, all for about 20 bucks.
>>151545333he needs to marry and impregnate bedard
>>151545404I fear Bedard has moved on to Nazar.
>>151545198many such cases>09 pongs>10-15 whackhawks>16-17 pongs>15- covid blots>now kittiesalways so fuckin obvilike gary we saw that lolnot fooling anyone
What happened?
>>151545029lol caught>>151545575
>>151545575gary's league is too diluted now that there are 10 billion teams and so it's just a fact now that there will be some teams that are so dogshit that they will never be good again. flames are such a team.this will get worse as gary adds more teams too btw
>>151545575>>151545029We have redditors itt(Go back btw)
>>151545575wolf is elite rest of the team is shit>>151543829
>>151545101umm actually it's called tanking for prospects sweaty it's a proven strategy invented by legendary contract guru Ken Holland
>I mean, I can't generate offense. I do my job, I try to keep the puck out of our net, and hope that our guys can generate a couple.Wolfpack, packleader is getting no help :(
>>151545662>I can't generate offensewho's gonna tell him?
>>151545730RIGHT!Wolf needs to take some accountability
the game ended hours ago give it a god damned rest
>noooo dont talk about hockey in the hockey thread because its about a team I dont likeChildish
>>151545662he looks like a triangle
>>151545757i hate to break it to you but your retard team is going to ruin your shit goalie by running him in to the ground because they were too stupid to sign a veteran backup to help shoulder the load despite knowing full well the team they were planning to put on the ice was complete garbage. It's a matter of when, not if he gets hurt, because tour dumb shit clown organization's idea of goaltending is to make their young inexperienced goaltender do circus acrobatics 60 nights a year. Fucking retarded management.
>>151545780cope wolf is taking us to the cup
>>151545780
>>151545662Is he really blaming his team to the media
>>151545805
>>151545807yes soap opera infighting has begun
>>151545807No, he just doesnt know any better because his dumb fuck management just marches him out there to the media and makes him answer for the forwards rather than huberpiss and kadshit. Fucking clown organization.
>>151545662>1989
>>151545831The flames fans here are in denial about just how poorly their organization is actually run.
>>151545831he does that and looks like that
>>151543197>ottawa>subway
>>151543197bedard also takes the subway
Its time to accept that the flames experiment has failed
poo peeland
>>151545937
why doesnt conroy just make the team better
>>151546014hoob
Huomenta
>>151546462Top of the matinée, kompis. It appears Gary scheduled games for tonight!
>>151545575Huberdeau came back and killed the team many such cases
paskat hausussa vaeltaa
When is the Nottingham Panthers getting promoted to the NHL? Their logo is elite and deserves to be featured in the best league in the world.
>>151546655>bri'ish team wins stanley cup before canadian team does it again1993 kwab
>>151546655Goatse
>>151545662Stolarz has started a tender revolt
Why teams in Alberta are so bad?
>>151546821Flatland hockey is like this.
>>151546821edmonton has the same 8 points as dallas
>>151546576Thanks for the sips, ojvind. I’m looking forward to canes vs aves
>>151546944dallas only has 6 points
>>151547046Dylan bros... we havent got the VPNs to cope with this...
>>151546944Yeah but soilers are shit.
>>151547060i didnt ask for your opinion
>>151546944Oilers are the current back-to-back Stanley Cup losers.
>>151547063I asked thoughever.
>>151547075no wonder you're so mad then that dullas is worse than them
shorks vs rags tonight in manhattan
>>151547088Can't wait for the rags to get btfo
bonjour
>>151547133herro
>>151547090I doubt even the rags are up to that task
This is cultural appropriation of Rick Tocchet
Wolf has no right insulting the flames in front of the media.
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
My Jackies have two (2) top 10 goalies in save percentage
I'm taking a marner at work and the person in the next stall brought their laptop in with them
>>151547273pretty sure thats a seinfeld episode
>>151547234thisonly another 7 more years of his negative attitude!
Demidov>Michkov
>>151547234The flames skaters had no right to play as shit as they did
>>151547359they got him a goal why could he just stop the puck
can't see the puck
that dobson turnover whew wee
>>151547273I’ve heard people write emails while taking marners at work
are you guys going to tell me with a straight face that you stand with wyna liu? after what we had to put up with today? get her GONE!
>>151547359One goal is enough to win if the goalie doesn’t suck shit.
>>151547445I heard an outlook notification for his next meeting when I was in there. I should have stayed to see if he would call into it
>>151547515We aren't stuck in the dead puck era where the bottom 6 of a roster was dead weight and three guys who should've gone to MMA instead
tried my hand at strands and they aren't even fucking words
>>151547483cope she tries her best and thats good enough for a real fan
>>151547541Who are you wolfs boyfriend?
>>151547577I can see why you get btfo by Wyna Liu
>>151547704*Who are you, Wolf's boyfriendNo retard I'm saying the NHL isn't stuck in an era where the goalie can have a ridiculous GAA and the team can't score more than one goal
>>151545662this kid is not going to make it lmao quadA babby, hope he enjoys playing in the fed or liiga. not in everett anymore fucking dork no more 5 foot 7 160lb twinks shooting at ya
krak
Tonight our winning streak being anew.
>>151547734lol whatever homo kiss him for all I care facts are facts he’s shit good teams find a way to win by scoring one goal
>>151547792And good teams also score more than one goal
woke up with a sore throat bro's
/hoc/
>>151547857How ass is Devon Levi then?
>>151547924dont be antisemitic here
>>151547904sorry fren feel better soon <3
Imagine thinking wolf is a good goalie. his numbers are terrible and newsflash… so are his analytics.
>>151547933Cope we only believe in analytics when they support our position
What is Dubai chocolat? just saw a video of my teams players eating it.
>>151547933>so are his analyticsHes a data scientist now?
>>151547950Algorithmic grift
>>151547950Shit and for zoomer retards
>>151547937This. Fuck nerds.
>>151547710I bet you didn't even try your hand at strands today, you're speaking out of turn sir!
>>151547930Levi has had like five years to be decent and he just got beaten out by an ECHLer lmao
>his team isn't on a six game heaterlmao
>>151547243And they're 3-3
>>151547930Imagine not buying another jersey today
>>151547977>>15154797267
>>151547957everybody needs a fallback plan
>>151547950it was trendy this summer. I think it’s pistachio chocolate
Is anyone here familiar with raping slang? What does it mean to "have your mail paid"? Are they talking about buying stamps?
it's a fucking $20 candy bar Dubai chocolate more like Tel Aviv chocolate
>>151547950>>151548097>Dubai chocolate (Arabic: شوكولاتة دبي, Shukulatah Dubayy) is a style of chocolate bar filled with kadayif (chopped filo pastry) and a pistachio-tahini cream. It was created in 2021 by Nouel Catis Omamalin, a Filipino chef, and Sarah Hamouda, a British-Egyptian engineer, who together formed Fix Dessert Chocolatier, an Emirati chocolatier in Dubai.[1] Dubai chocolate was popularized in 2024 by influencers on social media, especially those on TikTok, and has since been imitated by vendors worldwide.
>>151548117I believe it's similar to the phrase "take delivery"
>>151548025im buying the new nordiques jersey from nhlshop soongetting bettman #95 on the back
>>151548051It's coming up on Nov 1.
NBA players are being arrested for gambling. I wonder if nhl players will be next?
>>151548133Jokes aside, please remember to never spend your money on Gary's league merchandise.
>>151548153dont caretrump will pardon gretz
>>151548131Is that a euphemism?
>>151548131i got a package for ya
>>151548153Shane Pinto
>>151548123All hail our Saudi overlords astroturfing. Gary wishes he had that kind of influence with Florida.
>>151548123>It was created in 2021 by Nouel Catis Omamalin, a Filipino chefbased
Who are some of the greatest defencemen of all time?
>>151548249Nik Lidstrom. No contest.
>>151548195When will Gary cave in and hold a game in the Middle East?
>>151548249We call them defencepeople here at /hoc/
>>151548249this is my guy. also bobby orr
>>151548249Larry Robinson
>>151548263When Mecca freezes over
>>151548263I feel like the ice would melt out there
>>151548263When they fund the new Atlanta Thrashers brought to you by Saudia Airlines™
>>151547924just another star wars flop
>>151548153>DraftKings, the second largest U.S. sportsbook and a partner of the N.B.A., said in a statement that it would continue to work closely with the league on game integrity and that its status as a regulated operator could help with the detection of suspicious betting activity.>“While regulation cannot eliminate all concerns related to game integrity, it significantly reduces risks by enabling collaboration between operators, leagues, teams, and relevant authorities to identify and hold accountable anyone engaged in illegal behavior,” the DraftKings spokesman said. “We know our fans value the authenticity of competition, and we take the responsibility of reporting suspicious activity seriously.”
>>151548249most underrated of all time?chris pronger
another habs game in the middle of the night, it's going to take me weeks to get back on my sleep schedule
>>151548349The game is at 6:00. What time do you go to bed anon?
>>151548336If you just mute the broadcast, then the ads are very easy to ignore.
>>151548249Brian Leetch, Larry Robinson, Al MacInnis, Ray Bourque
>>151548349You should only be watching the games that Gary wants you to watch.
>>151548300Hasn’t stopped Gary from having hockey in Florida?
my whalersies :)
>>151548416The US Sunbelt is the most refrigerated place in the world .I think its even illegal to sell a car without AC
>>151548249Lasse Kukkonen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgL-ogRK83U
>>151548450
>>151548472I dislike these parasocial videos
>>151548495frog with a mustache
>>151548453an affront to godhumanity test limits it does not fully understand
>>151548518Me every morning after another foul marner
yeah finna watch Silence of the Lambs
>>151548592I only like the buffalo bill parts The creepy dude in prison and the FBI are all boring AF
Yep the fbi officially announced today all North American professional sports are rigged. Not surprised there 1993 is a lie this is Canadas game again.
>>151548623Gary runs the FBI now so I doubt it
>>151548623>involved a team from florida
>>151548633Gary is all powerful
>>151548622I'd fuck me
>>151548623Oh but its entertainment goy and what better way to have fun than to buy a new jersey over on the NHL.com webstore
>>151548633Can he look less ominous in pubic? Goyim connect dots all the time.
>>151548249Dion Phaneuf
>>151548623>Tisch detailed how Rozier was allegedly involved in the NBA betting scheme, citing a March 2023 date when he was still playing for the Charlotte Hornets.>He allegedly "let others close to him know that he planned to leave the game early with a supposed injury," Tisch said.>Thanks to Rozier's information, members of the scheme placed "more than $200,000 on his under statistics," Tisch alleged, noting that the bets "generated tens of thousands of dollars in profits," which were later delivered to Rozier at home. oh the humanitywont someone think of the gambling companies
>>151548704You're right anon. I just bought two jerseys and it was a blast!
>>151548727A good ol grass fed Alberta boy would never
>>151548727Someone think of the degenerates that bet on him to perform better.
YAAAAAA WOOOOOHOOOOOO TIME TO.MAKE A SAME GAME PARLAYS ON MY FAVOURITE BETTING APP YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>151548743I sure hope the bring back another reverse retro by Fanatics™
they don't want you to remember about Gretzfrauds and his wife's illicit gambling
>>151548752This guy gets it; let's all download it togetger.
JUST GOT MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND I'M SLAMMING THE OVERS AGAIN HUZZAAAAAAH!
They should remove the knights cup win
>>151548878suddenly every American cup has an asterisk, shan't be bringing it up though probably too sore a topic
>>151548924I know the blots have three
tampon gay asterisksning
Tampa is finally in its rebuilding stage
>Oh no I'm playing like shit...what will I do? I know! I'll get injured!Just days after the Vegas Golden Knights announced that captain Mark Stone would be gone on a week to week basis because of an injury, they've since added another player to that list.Goaltender Adin Hill is also going to be out on a week to week basis after he suffered a lower body injury on Monday against the Carolina Hurricanes.Hill made a save but went down on the ice and remained down for several minutes before being helped back to the bench by Zach Whitecloud and William Karlsson.
i enjoy watching the hartford whalers
>>151548924Canada doesn't even exist bro
>>151549123They'll just trade their picks away for another franchise tendie
>>151549123Somebody tell vegas they closed the LTIR loophole
>>151545807It’s the new hip thing to do, started by Stolarz
>>151549145Hello Latvia
>>151549205The goalie spring has begun
>>151547409>mistakes happen he’s been really solid 11/10The cope has been fun to read
>>151547857Great game last night
>>151549243i wish i had people like that in my life >yeah, he's a neet but he's pretty funny and smart
>>151547409Flames would have gotten NO(Zero(0)) goals without that gift
>>151548249Matthew Schaefer c. 2025
>>151549123It’s karma for supporting Carter hart
Look whose crying wolf now
oh he whelpin
>>151549303>star
>>151548623Surely this means you will never watch sports again now that you know it's all fake and gay, right?
Hearing a lot of chatter about redoing the last 31 finals
>>151549303>>151549333Poor guy
>>151548633>Ka$h Patel is an Islanders fan>Islanders get miracle pull #1 pick>NHL not implicated in mob land sports betting scheme
>>151549405I thought he was suppose to be good why can't he generate offense and why did he spell it "offence" like a tard?
>>151548924Gary released the asterisk text to be associated with the past 3 decades of American cup wins>*lmfao Canada blows lol
>>151549426He hasnt even scored a goal yet
>>151549446Maaaaaaaaaaaaan Wolf fucking sucks
>>151549405>$7.5M aav>no offenseOne of the worst contracts in nhl
>>151545198Seethe. Gary sets the rules. Your team is shit and run by a retard for not following them.
>>151549405>gino>hard
for me it's high stakes poker matches at Gary's house every Friday night
>>151549461just like my hoob
>>151549493I’ve been subscribed to garyfans since 2019 and he still won’t invite me :(What pizza does he order for you guys?
>>151549506
>>151549560YIKES imagine being in Calgary
I don't think any of our NHL hockey athletes would ever play poker with organized crime figures. We can rule that one out
>>151549650Rat is too based for his own good
>>151549666Okay satan
>>151549517Gary makes homemade pizza bagels with whatever toppings you want
Making some pulled pork in the slow cooker
>>151549405Kek they're really lighting him up for that
Pulled pork pizza bagels sound really good
>>151549405SHOTS FIRED
>>151549819Me and gary arent on speaking terms
>>151549844It’s “Gary and I” you heathen
>>151549844Did he see your tweets about Palestine?
>>151549749Bet he has fresh pineapples straight from Maui
>>151549849We arent anti semantic here
let's keep it kosher itt
>>151549885Watchout sars samir is here
>>151549905i love this guydominos is gross tho
You watch nhl yet it's not the playoffs. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
>>151549972alright, gary, that's enough schnapps.
>>151549988shutup little bitch
>>151550019>fumes>leading the divisionoh im laffin
*sips tea*
>>151550051What kind lad? I had decaf green tea earlier
>>151550074lemon desu
>>151550152Cute :3 debrusk is a cuck for getting cassidy fired
>>151550152is he referring to brad crying in a boston uniform or a florida one?
>>151550152Tough talk for a guy that spends every game behind the bench
>>151550220Latter
>>151550124Good choice
>>151550311checked
>>151550311they are gonna need alot of those this season
>>151550311i use these to clean up my loads lol
Flames Knights and Our Sennies board ya smelly stinky trannies
It's actually really boring here now because of that.
>>151550124kek
The baseball threads really woke me up to just how bad these threads are.
>>151550404for me it was when I would see you guys sticking your fingers up your ass and having each other smell it, mind you if you point this out they will wipe their poo on your sleeve as they call you Dylan and fall over giggling
>>151550363we can get back to 24/7 islanders and randylina if you want
Flames and Islanders
>>151550448wouldn't mind if the general turned into a wyna liu bash session, she's getting off Scott free
>>151550424queers gon queer off
>>151550424Good news one day they'll be able to cure you
>>151550349So you cry for all those teams?
I hear voices in my headThey council me, they understand, they talk to meThey talk to meThey tell me things that I will doThey show me things I'll do to youThey talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
>>151550482I'm down >>151550551nah I only cry when I watch the Passion
>>151550349Stay away from my Knighties you weird faggot :)We don't simp for canadian teams here
>>151550610good I'll start: she's resting on her laurels!
They should make a gabriel djungelskog
>>151550645I ain't playing her shit game anyway
wondering how anon's 7 pizza slice nic roy went
>>151550152The tears made someone wet
> Hasbs vs soilersCan alberta defeat this juggernaut?
>>151550460Flames are very, very not good. Islanders are not good but they have a first year future superstar that’s fun to watch
>>151550840Nice to see francophones represented on the habs
I think the Flames are great
>>151550840no
>>151550838Were the pucks tapped over her titties for a reason? Was this ever explained
>>151550404I’m sorry to say Reddit is better than /hoc/
>>151550953especially on the issues of women, lqbtq+ and the vancouver canucks
big /garynight/ starting soon
>>151550840They already drafted and traded him.
>>151550887thats because you have severe autism though
Only shit teams today. Anyway bros I'm going to the store to get some allergy meds and then to have a beer before my short work shift.
>>151551021There is nothing wrong with autism
>>151550994Now he just scares the guests on the commentary table
if the stars lose to the kings i will redditpost desu
>>151550978retards gonna retard hard on /hoc/ tonight
>>151551044said the retard with autism
you love to see it
>>151551087Their expected goals are good though they keep playing like this and the wins will come.
>tfw no cute grils will ask you for your gmail
why is the TBL-CHI game starting a quarter bong earlier?
>>151551087G E N E R A T I O NO F F E N S E
>>151551104>expected goals
>>151551133>tfw no girl has ever worn a jersey with my name on the back
>>151551087They are still behind the Sharks in many waysKEK
>>151551183good gravy!that's REALLY bad
>>151551183He wants out
Hoc is bullying my flames again
>>151551222surely he knows how to undo the straps himself
>>151551222He wants to opt into Severance and skip to the final year of his contract after earning $49M
>>151551235it's oklames fan are just gettting a bit corrected
>>151551235The Flamism is getting out of hand :(
>>151551235Someone get this little bitch the tissue box!
/hoc/ posts simple facts about the flames>THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US!!Why are they such cry babies all the time?
Flames are a cute team :3 they don’t deserve such hate
Why do CANAKEK goalies attack their teamates?
I think /hoc/ is jealous of the Flames and the Flamiacs
>>151551342True
>>151551235hell yea we are
>>151551368>>151551368
>>151551087why didnt conroy get literally anyone in the offseason to score goals
>>151551166The is realest shit ever.Feels bad bro.