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>>151539865
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>>151543075
O H I O
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AAAHHH HAHAHAHAAAA
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>>151543089
A Tale of Two KWABs
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1-6-1
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My penguins ):
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F L A M E S
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>>151543122
L O S T
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>>151543127
any kind fren. I want to learn how to play the bass and want to hear it at its peak
>>151543130
thanks
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>>151543122
R U L E
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We got a point so I take that as a win
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>>151543130
du du du duuu du du du duuu dudu du du dudu
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>>151543144
i don't care for the band, but you should probably check out primus
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>>151543150
good post from a masculine man
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>>151543155
Me too, both mountainchad teams won in the same game
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>>151543150
Do you really think that 1-6-1 is good? I mean you are canadian so you guys are pretty backwards
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pink panther theme cause of the louvre
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McDavid took the subway after the game against Ottawa and he's had enough of "Ontarians"
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>>151543165
says YOU
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Flames losing streak in regulation is over Atleast
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bassbud
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>>151543255
Who do you play next?
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Glad my lad Bolduck doing well on the Habs.
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Losing and winning are just made up concepts
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Based on the eye test, I think the Flames are the best team in the league
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asked this goofy hardcore zoomer if he played turnstile on the jukebox tonight based on context clues and he asked "yea but are you profiling me" it was funny ya had to be there
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>>151543291
do you identify as a winner?
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>>151543279
why the vpn xhe rb?
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>>151543315
They play like they played tonight and they win more games then they lose.
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*crawls out of bed and opens /hoc/*
morning /hoc/ i see my flames lost again but thats alright
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schizo samir is back so I guess I'll go waging now. party on dudes.
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>>151543306
dang
thats hardcore
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>>151543363
you lose every time is that alright?
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slopdown was cancelled
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Rags won't lose to the sharks tomorrow that's my stone cold lock
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>>151543387
fraid that was hoglision tranny kwab
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/hoc/ would be alot better if one team stopped crying all the time cause they lose all the time
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gigi is apparently starting an OF which is based, can't wait to see the pics for free
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are my sabres elite?
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>>151543363
https://youtu.be/eDeDQpIQFD0?si=PG63rIGPUE2Pqe7m
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>>151543426
i dont see a single flames fan crying here seems like its the haters who are obsessed retards
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There needs to be accountability
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>>151543458
I'm looking at one right now actually
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>>151543456
thats how i woke up when canada played usa
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>>151543387
nah you're thinking of hampage kwab translision next then trannymite
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>>151543526
TRVKE
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>>151543480
one what?
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these threads always go to marner when the wrestletrannies start posting
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thread rules when wrestlechads are posting
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idea: all star game is replaced with quebec vs everyone
fighting is encouraged
weapons can be used
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>>151543616
non non non
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Sharksbros....
We are no longer in the top 31 teams...
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>>151543593
oh well actually those are called nicolas roys now and we prefer the term E-God
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>>151543576
Learn to read and you might find out
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sharts haven't won a regular season game since march
it was the >laffs
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>>151543641
both of these things are true
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Honestly I’m starting to think this league is rigged against the flames. These powerplays were bullshit.
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>>151543683
some random czech kid > wolf
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>>151543697
You only won because of the powerplays.
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>>151543683
it's rigged as hell. playing the >rags next week rempe could literally decapitate parekh and its a minor penalty
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>parekh
kid is dogshit
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>>151543728
yet hes been hit high twice and both times a 2 min thanks gary!
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>>151543641
these nicolas roys always go to marner when the wrestletrannies start to call themselves e-gods and post
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>>151543752
Found another one >>151543458
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>>151543716
we hasbs sis won because two fuckin quebeckers scored a goal in alberta
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>>151543752
kid should learn how to keep his head up kwab
>>151543766
give that another shot esl retard
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>>151543769
Another what?
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>>151543769
retard
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>>151543785
these nicolas roys always go to marner when the esl wrestletrannies post saar
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>>151543806
we speak english here
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new wolf kino just dropped
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got a good post for yzerfraud lined up for when the dead wings inevitably choke and miss the playoffs again.
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>>151543829
it was a really nice save
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>>151543829
Now post the ending where the lets the puck in
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I have too much empathy for goaltenders
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>>151543847
You're probably just a huge fag
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>>151543844
Post it as a webm/mp4 and ill believe you
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>>151543813
>esl wrestletranny can't even read
kwarb
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>>151543829
hes so tiny lmao
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>>151543728
More like cow shit

lmao
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>>151543843
GG habitant
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>>151543865
but enough about you
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>>151543813
Prove it. Is it "in Long Island" or is it "on Long Island"?
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>>151543904
write out the full sentence
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>>151543904
depends if you are above ground or not
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>>151543914
/hoc/'s favourite team is playing on Long Island.

/hoc/'s favourite team is playing in Long Island.
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>>151543963
i know about a long island that has a mountain and can play good hockey
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Whats the worst injury you've had from hockey? Have you ever seen someone get heemed by a puck?
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>>151543963
oh nobody would ever say that lol
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>>151543979
god DANGIT i miss being in montreal, why the FUCK did you just post that, my night is ruined
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>>151543998
first time I ever ice skated at 35 I was so out of shape I threw up on the ice then left without returning the rentals because I was so embarrassed
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>>151543998
I got excited when watching my team and splashed whiskey in my eye
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>>151543999
>esl not answering the question
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>>151544012
We call it skating here. Thats pretty based tho
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>>151543864
No problem I know you might've missed it watch this fucking idiot
>DURRRRRRRRRRR I LEAVE NET WIDE OPEN.. OH NOOOOOOO
kwab
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The Calgary Flames have not lead after playing 60 minutes of hockey this season.
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I recently chose the seattle kraken as my nhl team because I thought the name, logo and colours were cool but it turns out they're shit just like my mlb team the baltimore orioles and mlb San Jose Earthquakes.

This is what I get for choosing teams because I like their names and kits like a toddler
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empty net goals should count against the goalie because it's kinda his fault the nets empty
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>>151543998
>Whats the worst injury you've had from hockey?
Torn my MCL, but I'd already torn that one 6 times before.
>Have you ever seen someone get heemed by a puck?
No.
>>151543999
Which one?
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>>151544027
Why did backlund not cover that guy
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>>151544058
Because he's like 45 years old and has no business being on the ice in 3 on 3 or on the Swedish Olympic roster.
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>>151544043
Not necessarily

>game ends 1-0 from video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v6_oXtwAYE

Would you charge the goal with the goal against when it was clearly his own coach and skaters that created the goal?
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>>151544083
He’s good enough to be the flames first line centre
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>>151544105
Sad and Grim
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>>151543998
dek hockey
orange ball in the eye
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>>151544083
if my captain of my flames doesnt captain my tre kronor if will actively cheer against them
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>>151544027
Wolf should have covered the other side from the start!
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>>151543869
That's why he's kino
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Banff won
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>>151544172
Same, but Adam Larsson.
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>>151544229
who?
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>>151544233
The best Swedish defenseman in the NHL.

Simple as.
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>>151544233
This guy obviously wouldn't know because he's a fake Swede.
It's been becoming very obvious that one is fake.
It's the flames fan fag too.
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>>151544296
oh when did he pass dahlin?

>>151544302
retard retard
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>>151544296
that's ek still
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>>151544222
Too soon
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back to work tomorrow
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>>151544319
Dahlin is a Fraudlunda fraud
>>151544320
Ekholm never was more than a 2nd pair defenseman.
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>>151544488
kwab
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>>151544493
he meant ek65 whos also way better than "adam larsson" (npc name)
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>>151544521
almost like seeing a finnish man named kevin.
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>>151544551
for me it's Tom of Finland
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>>151544521
Erik Karlsson is a liability in the defensive zone.
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>>151544521
thank you for not being retarded
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ate 7 slices of pizza
cant wait to marner
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*knocks you into the bench*
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we're doomed
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>>151544634
Cest vachement cool ca
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>>151544600
Delivery or frozen?
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>>151544628
What abunch of complete push overs kek
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>>151544655
Delivery
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>>151544673
impressive. very nice
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>>151544673
dang
...
toppings?
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Reddit is laughing at the flames again
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>>151544655
>>151544600
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>>151544713
so are we
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>“I mean, I can't generate offense. I do my job, I try to keep the puck out of our net, and hope that our guys can generate a couple.” - Dustin Wolf following the Flames’ 7th straight loss
OH NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>151544634
Damn...this is true. Over 3 hours longer and $200 more expensive.
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>>151544737
toppings
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>>151544737
did you order five pies and have a slice of each
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>>151544746
wtf
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>they call iceland "island"
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>>151544766
Yah exactly :)
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>>151544773
undeniable
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anon what toppings
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>mild
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>>151544825
sharksesque
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will anon ever reveal the toppings
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opinion: a solid dough, high quality olive oil and fresh tomato sauce is more important than any topping
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>>151544801
>>151544850
im afraid im gonna dox myself desu, got a bunch of crazy stuff. im not mitch tier retarded.
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>>151544868
based retard kek
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>>151544850
will anon ever lick the bench?
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>>151544880
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>>151544879
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>>151544915
hey dylan
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>>151544915
thats the price of a standard cheese and ham 'za here...this country SUCKS
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>>151544915
is my guy neva worthy?
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for me it's the skinner dinner
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>>151544741
He’s a locker room cancer you can’t win games allowing 2 goals a game like he does his team should lock him out of the dressing room
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whats the problem with hasbs and burgers
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>>151544929
yeah that's crazy. but the prices went nuts after the 'rona. they were like 3-5 euros before and now the most basic ones start at 8+ here
>>151544934
picrel, it's so fucking good but no he needs to start putting up points
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hey there /hoc/Lilah
whats it like in Gary City
I'm a thousand Roys away but tonight you look so pretty
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>>151544944
>black sesame seeds
Is this burger brought to us by Netflix?
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Why do the flames suck
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>>151544944
we decided that we order the Gally
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>>151544968
Total lack of competent nhl level defense
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>>151544944
>yeah could I get uhhhh gallagher with a regular fucking fun please??
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>>151544960
corr luv me som blåmögelost
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Brady Martin played 15 minutes in 3 games and got sent back to the OHL

What was the fucking point of even having him in the lineup Nashville?
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>>151544741
>I do my job
Is he really though?
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>>151544991
My boy sorokin finally dropped off these worst 5 lists
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>>151544985
Barry Trotz has no idea what the fuck he's doing. The ultimate proof that a good coach is not the same as a good GM.
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Late night marner deposited
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>>151545018
we don't call those that here now
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>>151544991
The Calgary Flames have scored 13 goals in 8 games to start this season.

The flames have had a historically bad start offensively this season. 3 players have as many/more points than the entire flames team has goals, and their struggles have continued with only 1 goal in their 2-1 loss tonight. If I was Dustin Wolf I’d be getting insurance coverage on his spine because his back is going to be fucked by the end of this season with all the carrying he will have to do.
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move the flames to red deer
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>>151545067
The new mayor wants to cancel the arena deal
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>>151545071
Whe n was there an election
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>>151545079
2 days ago
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the governor (our bud) shut it down
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Flames are the first nhl team to be eliminated from playoff contention in the first month of hockey.
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wtf is a governor
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>>151545093
i'm tired of the governor. he lost to ducky in the race but somehow remained in office
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>>151545111
he runs stink peninsula and commits sexual assaults on Easter Sundays
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>>151545126
nice ducky
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>>151544944
where is the slice of watermelon?
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>>151545186
PK stole it
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Fuck the Florida Panthers. Dirtiest team, clearly favoured by Gary and so rigged to win it every time. I predict 2 more cups for them, this year and next, before Gary moves on to SJS or CHI.
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>>151545198
If they were gonna do a shork season they would have done it when they had a likeable team
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>>151545198
I want to believe that gif very badly
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>>151545281
celebrini is likable (and suckable, fuckable)
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Marchand looks 50
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>>151545327
He already has a boyfriend and a new homewrecker to worry about.
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Gat out of Hell is really fun. Shame it's going to be so short. When I'm done I will have played all the Saints Row games available on PS4, all for about 20 bucks.
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>>151545333
he needs to marry and impregnate bedard
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>>151545404
I fear Bedard has moved on to Nazar.
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>>151545198
many such cases
>09 pongs
>10-15 whackhawks
>16-17 pongs
>15- covid blots
>now kitties

always so fuckin obvi
like gary we saw that lol
not fooling anyone
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What happened?
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>>151545029
lol caught
>>151545575
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>>151545575
gary's league is too diluted now that there are 10 billion teams and so it's just a fact now that there will be some teams that are so dogshit that they will never be good again. flames are such a team.
this will get worse as gary adds more teams too btw
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>>151545575
>>151545029

We have redditors itt
(Go back btw)
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>>151545575
wolf is elite
rest of the team is shit
>>151543829
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>>151545101
umm actually it's called tanking for prospects sweaty it's a proven strategy invented by legendary contract guru Ken Holland
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>I mean, I can't generate offense. I do my job, I try to keep the puck out of our net, and hope that our guys can generate a couple.
Wolfpack, packleader is getting no help :(
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>>151545662
>I can't generate offense
who's gonna tell him?
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>>151545730
RIGHT!
Wolf needs to take some accountability
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the game ended hours ago give it a god damned rest
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>noooo dont talk about hockey in the hockey thread because its about a team I dont like
Childish
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>>151545662
he looks like a triangle
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>>151545757
i hate to break it to you but your retard team is going to ruin your shit goalie by running him in to the ground because they were too stupid to sign a veteran backup to help shoulder the load despite knowing full well the team they were planning to put on the ice was complete garbage. It's a matter of when, not if he gets hurt, because tour dumb shit clown organization's idea of goaltending is to make their young inexperienced goaltender do circus acrobatics 60 nights a year. Fucking retarded management.
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>>151545780
cope wolf is taking us to the cup
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>>151545780
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>>151545662
Is he really blaming his team to the media
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>>151545805
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>>151545807
yes
soap opera infighting has begun
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>>151545807
No, he just doesnt know any better because his dumb fuck management just marches him out there to the media and makes him answer for the forwards rather than huberpiss and kadshit. Fucking clown organization.
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>>151545662
>1989
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>>151545780
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>>151545831
The flames fans here are in denial about just how poorly their organization is actually run.
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>>151545831
he does that and looks like that
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>>151543197
>ottawa
>subway
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>>151543197
bedard also takes the subway
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Its time to accept that the flames experiment has failed
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poo peeland
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>>151545937
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why doesnt conroy just make the team better
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>>151546014
hoob
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Huomenta
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>>151546462
Top of the matinée, kompis. It appears Gary scheduled games for tonight!
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>>151545575
Huberdeau came back and killed the team many such cases
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paskat hausussa vaeltaa
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When is the Nottingham Panthers getting promoted to the NHL? Their logo is elite and deserves to be featured in the best league in the world.
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>>151546655
>bri'ish team wins stanley cup before canadian team does it again
1993 kwab
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>>151546655
Goatse
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>>151545662
Stolarz has started a tender revolt
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Why teams in Alberta are so bad?
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>>151546821
Flatland hockey is like this.
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>>151546821
edmonton has the same 8 points as dallas
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>>151546576
Thanks for the sips, ojvind. I’m looking forward to canes vs aves
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>>151546944
dallas only has 6 points
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>>151547046
Dylan bros... we havent got the VPNs to cope with this...
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>>151546944
Yeah but soilers are shit.
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>>151547060
i didnt ask for your opinion
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>>151546944
Oilers are the current back-to-back Stanley Cup losers.
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>>151547063
I asked thoughever.
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>>151547075
no wonder you're so mad then that dullas is worse than them
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shorks vs rags tonight in manhattan
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>>151547088
Can't wait for the rags to get btfo
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bonjour
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>>151547133
herro
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>>151547090
I doubt even the rags are up to that task
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This is cultural appropriation of Rick Tocchet
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Wolf has no right insulting the flames in front of the media.
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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My Jackies have two (2) top 10 goalies in save percentage
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I'm taking a marner at work and the person in the next stall brought their laptop in with them
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>>151547273
pretty sure thats a seinfeld episode
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>>151547234
this
only another 7 more years of his negative attitude!
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Demidov>Michkov
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>>151547234
The flames skaters had no right to play as shit as they did
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>>151547359
they got him a goal why could he just stop the puck
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can't see the puck
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that dobson turnover whew wee
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>>151547273
I’ve heard people write emails while taking marners at work
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are you guys going to tell me with a straight face that you stand with wyna liu? after what we had to put up with today? get her GONE!
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>>151547359
One goal is enough to win if the goalie doesn’t suck shit.
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>>151547445
I heard an outlook notification for his next meeting when I was in there. I should have stayed to see if he would call into it
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>>151547515
We aren't stuck in the dead puck era where the bottom 6 of a roster was dead weight and three guys who should've gone to MMA instead
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tried my hand at strands and they aren't even fucking words
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>>151547483
cope she tries her best and thats good enough for a real fan
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>>151547541
Who are you wolfs boyfriend?
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>>151547577
I can see why you get btfo by Wyna Liu
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>>151547704
*Who are you, Wolf's boyfriend

No retard I'm saying the NHL isn't stuck in an era where the goalie can have a ridiculous GAA and the team can't score more than one goal
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>>151545662
this kid is not going to make it lmao quadA babby, hope he enjoys playing in the fed or liiga. not in everett anymore fucking dork no more 5 foot 7 160lb twinks shooting at ya
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Tonight our winning streak being anew.
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>>151547734
lol whatever homo kiss him for all I care facts are facts he’s shit good teams find a way to win by scoring one goal
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>>151547792
And good teams also score more than one goal
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woke up with a sore throat bro's
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/hoc/
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>>151547857
How ass is Devon Levi then?
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>>151547924
dont be antisemitic here
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>>151547904
sorry fren feel better soon <3
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Imagine thinking wolf is a good goalie. his numbers are terrible and newsflash… so are his analytics.
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>>151547933
Cope we only believe in analytics when they support our position
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What is Dubai chocolat? just saw a video of my teams players eating it.
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>>151547933
>so are his analytics
Hes a data scientist now?
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>>151547950
Algorithmic grift
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>>151547950
Shit and for zoomer retards
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>>151547937
This. Fuck nerds.
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>>151547710
I bet you didn't even try your hand at strands today, you're speaking out of turn sir!
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>>151547930
Levi has had like five years to be decent and he just got beaten out by an ECHLer lmao
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>his team isn't on a six game heater
lmao
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>>151547243
And they're 3-3
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>>151547930
Imagine not buying another jersey today
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>>151547977
>>151547972
67
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>>151547957
everybody needs a fallback plan
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>>151547950
it was trendy this summer. I think it’s pistachio chocolate
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Is anyone here familiar with raping slang? What does it mean to "have your mail paid"? Are they talking about buying stamps?
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it's a fucking $20 candy bar Dubai chocolate more like Tel Aviv chocolate
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>>151547950
>>151548097
>Dubai chocolate (Arabic: شوكولاتة دبي, Shukulatah Dubayy) is a style of chocolate bar filled with kadayif (chopped filo pastry) and a pistachio-tahini cream. It was created in 2021 by Nouel Catis Omamalin, a Filipino chef, and Sarah Hamouda, a British-Egyptian engineer, who together formed Fix Dessert Chocolatier, an Emirati chocolatier in Dubai.[1] Dubai chocolate was popularized in 2024 by influencers on social media, especially those on TikTok, and has since been imitated by vendors worldwide.
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>>151548117
I believe it's similar to the phrase "take delivery"
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>>151548025
im buying the new nordiques jersey from nhlshop soon
getting bettman #95 on the back
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>>151548051
It's coming up on Nov 1.
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NBA players are being arrested for gambling. I wonder if nhl players will be next?
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>>151548133
Jokes aside, please remember to never spend your money on Gary's league merchandise.
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>>151548153
dont care
trump will pardon gretz
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>>151548131
Is that a euphemism?
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>>151548131
i got a package for ya
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>>151548153
Shane Pinto
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>>151548123
All hail our Saudi overlords astroturfing. Gary wishes he had that kind of influence with Florida.
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>>151548123
>It was created in 2021 by Nouel Catis Omamalin, a Filipino chef
based
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Who are some of the greatest defencemen of all time?
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>>151548249
Nik Lidstrom. No contest.
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>>151548195
When will Gary cave in and hold a game in the Middle East?
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>>151548249
We call them defencepeople here at /hoc/
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>>151548249
this is my guy. also bobby orr
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>>151548249
Larry Robinson
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>>151548263
When Mecca freezes over
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>>151548263
I feel like the ice would melt out there
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>>151548263
When they fund the new Atlanta Thrashers brought to you by Saudia Airlines™
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>>151547924
just another star wars flop
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>>151548153
>DraftKings, the second largest U.S. sportsbook and a partner of the N.B.A., said in a statement that it would continue to work closely with the league on game integrity and that its status as a regulated operator could help with the detection of suspicious betting activity.

>“While regulation cannot eliminate all concerns related to game integrity, it significantly reduces risks by enabling collaboration between operators, leagues, teams, and relevant authorities to identify and hold accountable anyone engaged in illegal behavior,” the DraftKings spokesman said. “We know our fans value the authenticity of competition, and we take the responsibility of reporting suspicious activity seriously.”
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>>151548249
most underrated of all time?
chris pronger
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another habs game in the middle of the night, it's going to take me weeks to get back on my sleep schedule
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>>151548349
The game is at 6:00. What time do you go to bed anon?
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>>151548336
If you just mute the broadcast, then the ads are very easy to ignore.
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>>151548249
Brian Leetch, Larry Robinson, Al MacInnis, Ray Bourque
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>>151548349
You should only be watching the games that Gary wants you to watch.
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>>151548300
Hasn’t stopped Gary from having hockey in Florida?
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my whalersies :)
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>>151548416
The US Sunbelt is the most refrigerated place in the world .
I think its even illegal to sell a car without AC
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>>151548249
Lasse Kukkonen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgL-ogRK83U
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>>151548450
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>>151548472
I dislike these parasocial videos
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>>151548495
frog with a mustache
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>>151548453
an affront to god
humanity test limits it does not fully understand
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>>151548518
Me every morning after another foul marner
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yeah finna watch Silence of the Lambs
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>>151548592
I only like the buffalo bill parts
The creepy dude in prison and the FBI are all boring AF
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Yep the fbi officially announced today all North American professional sports are rigged. Not surprised there 1993 is a lie this is Canadas game again.
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>>151548623
Gary runs the FBI now so I doubt it
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>>151548623
>involved a team from florida
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>>151548633
Gary is all powerful
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>>151548622
I'd fuck me
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>>151548623
Oh but its entertainment goy and what better way to have fun than to buy a new jersey over on the NHL.com webstore
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>>151548633
Can he look less ominous in pubic? Goyim connect dots all the time.
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>>151548249
Dion Phaneuf
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>>151548623
>Tisch detailed how Rozier was allegedly involved in the NBA betting scheme, citing a March 2023 date when he was still playing for the Charlotte Hornets.

>He allegedly "let others close to him know that he planned to leave the game early with a supposed injury," Tisch said.

>Thanks to Rozier's information, members of the scheme placed "more than $200,000 on his under statistics," Tisch alleged, noting that the bets "generated tens of thousands of dollars in profits," which were later delivered to Rozier at home.
oh the humanity
wont someone think of the gambling companies
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>>151548704
You're right anon. I just bought two jerseys and it was a blast!
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>>151548727
A good ol grass fed Alberta boy would never
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>>151548727
Someone think of the degenerates that bet on him to perform better.
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YAAAAAA WOOOOOHOOOOOO TIME TO.MAKE A SAME GAME PARLAYS ON MY FAVOURITE BETTING APP YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>151548743
I sure hope the bring back another reverse retro by Fanatics™
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they don't want you to remember about Gretzfrauds and his wife's illicit gambling
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>>151548752
This guy gets it; let's all download it togetger.
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JUST GOT MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND I'M SLAMMING THE OVERS AGAIN HUZZAAAAAAH!
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They should remove the knights cup win
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>>151548878
suddenly every American cup has an asterisk, shan't be bringing it up though probably too sore a topic
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>>151548924
I know the blots have three
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tampon gay asterisksning
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Tampa is finally in its rebuilding stage
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>Oh no I'm playing like shit...what will I do? I know! I'll get injured!

Just days after the Vegas Golden Knights announced that captain Mark Stone would be gone on a week to week basis because of an injury, they've since added another player to that list.
Goaltender Adin Hill is also going to be out on a week to week basis after he suffered a lower body injury on Monday against the Carolina Hurricanes.
Hill made a save but went down on the ice and remained down for several minutes before being helped back to the bench by Zach Whitecloud and William Karlsson.
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i enjoy watching the hartford whalers
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>>151548924
Canada doesn't even exist bro
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>>151549123
They'll just trade their picks away for another franchise tendie
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>>151549123
Somebody tell vegas they closed the LTIR loophole
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>>151545807
It’s the new hip thing to do, started by Stolarz
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>>151549145
Hello Latvia
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>>151549205
The goalie spring has begun
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>>151547409
>mistakes happen he’s been really solid 11/10
The cope has been fun to read
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>>151547857
Great game last night
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>>151549243
i wish i had people like that in my life
>yeah, he's a neet but he's pretty funny and smart
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>>151547409
Flames would have gotten NO(Zero(0)) goals without that gift
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>>151548249
Matthew Schaefer c. 2025
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>>151549123
It’s karma for supporting Carter hart
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Look whose crying wolf now
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oh he whelpin
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>>151549303
>star
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>>151548623
Surely this means you will never watch sports again now that you know it's all fake and gay, right?
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Hearing a lot of chatter about redoing the last 31 finals
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>>151549303
>>151549333
Poor guy
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>>151548633
>Ka$h Patel is an Islanders fan
>Islanders get miracle pull #1 pick
>NHL not implicated in mob land sports betting scheme
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>>151549405
I thought he was suppose to be good why can't he generate offense and why did he spell it "offence" like a tard?
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>>151548924
Gary released the asterisk text to be associated with the past 3 decades of American cup wins
>*lmfao Canada blows lol
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>>151549426
He hasnt even scored a goal yet
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>>151549446
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan Wolf fucking sucks
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>>151549405
>$7.5M aav
>no offense
One of the worst contracts in nhl
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>>151545198
Seethe. Gary sets the rules. Your team is shit and run by a retard for not following them.
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>>151549405
>gino
>hard
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for me it's high stakes poker matches at Gary's house every Friday night
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>>151549461
just like my hoob
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>>151549493
I’ve been subscribed to garyfans since 2019 and he still won’t invite me :(
What pizza does he order for you guys?
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>>151549506
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>>151549560
YIKES imagine being in Calgary
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I don't think any of our NHL hockey athletes would ever play poker with organized crime figures. We can rule that one out
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>>151549650
Rat is too based for his own good
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>>151549666
Okay satan
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>>151549517
Gary makes homemade pizza bagels with whatever toppings you want
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Making some pulled pork in the slow cooker
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>>151549405
Kek they're really lighting him up for that
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Pulled pork pizza bagels sound really good
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>>151549405
SHOTS FIRED
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>>151549819
Me and gary arent on speaking terms
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>>151549844
It’s “Gary and I” you heathen
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>>151549844
Did he see your tweets about Palestine?
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>>151549749
Bet he has fresh pineapples straight from Maui
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>>151549849
We arent anti semantic here
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let's keep it kosher itt
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>>151549885
Watchout sars samir is here
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>>151549905
i love this guy
dominos is gross tho
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You watch nhl yet it's not the playoffs. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
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>>151549972
alright, gary, that's enough schnapps.
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>>151549988
shutup little bitch
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>>151550019
>fumes
>leading the division
oh im laffin
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*sips tea*
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>>151550051
What kind lad? I had decaf green tea earlier
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>>151550074
lemon desu
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>>
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>>151550152
Cute :3
debrusk is a cuck for getting cassidy fired
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>>151550152
is he referring to brad crying in a boston uniform or a florida one?
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>>151550152
Tough talk for a guy that spends every game behind the bench
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>>151550220
Latter
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>>151550124
Good choice
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>>151550311
checked
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>>151550311
they are gonna need alot of those this season
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>>151550311
i use these to clean up my loads lol
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Flames Knights and Our Sennies board ya smelly stinky trannies
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It's actually really boring here now because of that.
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>>151550124
kek
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The baseball threads really woke me up to just how bad these threads are.
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>>151550404
for me it was when I would see you guys sticking your fingers up your ass and having each other smell it, mind you if you point this out they will wipe their poo on your sleeve as they call you Dylan and fall over giggling
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>>151550363
we can get back to 24/7 islanders and randylina if you want
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Flames and Islanders
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>>151550448
wouldn't mind if the general turned into a wyna liu bash session, she's getting off Scott free
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>>151550424

queers gon queer off
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>>151550424
Good news one day they'll be able to cure you
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>>151550349
So you cry for all those teams?
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I hear voices in my head
They council me, they understand, they talk to me
They talk to me
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
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>>151550482
I'm down
>>151550551
nah I only cry when I watch the Passion
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>>151550349
Stay away from my Knighties you weird faggot :)
We don't simp for canadian teams here
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>>151550610
good I'll start: she's resting on her laurels!
>>
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They should make a gabriel djungelskog
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>>151550645
I ain't playing her shit game anyway
>>
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wondering how anon's 7 pizza slice nic roy went
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>>151550152
The tears made someone wet
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> Hasbs vs soilers
Can alberta defeat this juggernaut?
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>>151550460
Flames are very, very not good. Islanders are not good but they have a first year future superstar that’s fun to watch
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>>151550840
Nice to see francophones represented on the habs
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I think the Flames are great
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>>151550840
no
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>>151550838
Were the pucks tapped over her titties for a reason? Was this ever explained
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>>151550404
I’m sorry to say Reddit is better than /hoc/
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>>151550953
especially on the issues of women, lqbtq+ and the vancouver canucks
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big /garynight/ starting soon
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>>151550840
They already drafted and traded him.
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>>151550887
thats because you have severe autism though
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Only shit teams today. Anyway bros I'm going to the store to get some allergy meds and then to have a beer before my short work shift.
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>>151551021
There is nothing wrong with autism
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>>151550994
Now he just scares the guests on the commentary table
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if the stars lose to the kings i will redditpost desu
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>>151550978
retards gonna retard hard on /hoc/ tonight
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>>151551044
said the retard with autism
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you love to see it
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>>151551087
Their expected goals are good though they keep playing like this and the wins will come.
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>tfw no cute grils will ask you for your gmail
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why is the TBL-CHI game starting a quarter bong earlier?
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>>151551087
G E N E R A T I O N
O F F E N S E
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>>151551104
>expected goals
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>>151551133
>tfw no girl has ever worn a jersey with my name on the back
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>>151551087
They are still behind the Sharks in many ways
KEK
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>>151551183
good gravy!
that's REALLY bad
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>>151551183
He wants out
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Hoc is bullying my flames again
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>>151551222
surely he knows how to undo the straps himself
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>>151551222
He wants to opt into Severance and skip to the final year of his contract after earning $49M
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>>151551235
it's ok
lames fan are just gettting a bit corrected
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>>151551235
The Flamism is getting out of hand :(
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>>151551235
Someone get this little bitch the tissue box!
>>
/hoc/ posts simple facts about the flames

>THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US!!

Why are they such cry babies all the time?
>>
Flames are a cute team :3 they don’t deserve such hate
>>
Why do CANAKEK goalies attack their teamates?
>>
I think /hoc/ is jealous of the Flames and the Flamiacs
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>>151551342
True
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>>151551235
hell yea we are
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>>151551368
>>151551368
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>>151551087
why didnt conroy get literally anyone in the offseason to score goals
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>>151551166
The is realest shit ever.

Feels bad bro.



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