Australia father of india
>Matthew Short>Almost 6'2White people are weird
Did 31 pull-ups today Tbh there was some near lock-out rather than full lock out along the wayThat's why I did 31 I guess. It was worth 30 also, pavement and my peng flat
any fresh jeet copes? makes it all the sweeter that the first odi gave them a plausible out before getting dunked on a second time almost exclusively by all the nobodies in the team
India is only #1 in one sport, crampet :^)
kek they all started cramping when short and connolly started kicking offabsolutely shameless lmao
still not sold on shortalways looks a ball away from a brain explosion
>>151552094hes a gun against pace but looks lost at sea against spin. would be a good dark horse pick for the ashes given their spinners are shit
true, and bongs have seemingly gone all-in on raw pace this time, if wood and archer's bodies hold up
Going to BEDGoodnight marnus LabuSHANE kek
>>151552277Sweet dreams m8
WeathereldShortLabuschagneSmothGODGreenDavidCareyStarcGODKuhnemanHislandHazelGOD
>his land>overrun by smelly brownswill this fire him up or feel like home?
>>151552345koonman for connolly
is it time for the world to recognise big bash as the premier t20 comp?
>t20>premiermfw
SMACKY COULD BEAT ANY TEAM IN THE WORLD
>ynr smacky's double century while almost literally crippled
kinda nice having the blowies in
this but blowoes on my BWC from brahminjeetas
>>151552499Hey man where can I cop that jumper?
>>151553207port arthur
is the rat still in the t20 squad or does he fuck off after tomorrow?
RARE zachy's dad getting a mention in the last threadnoticed
>bnonce not knowing what it's like to have a dad that didn't diddle himFat neek
noncejeet still struggling to suppress his nonce fantasies. still must be mourning his hero watkins
>>151553389think him and soshit are only odi players these days
think there is some credence to the theory zachy samefags his own arch rivalsaid he was going to bed 2 hours ago because nobody was giving attention and then is back fighting a phantom
500+ posts for an odi is pretty good
imagine how many a test would get
Without cricket convicts have no identity. In other sports they are also rans or comic relief
>>151551520
>>151554381so true
>151554350anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
mens or womens ashes? either way i assume the answer is australia
>womens ashesno such rhing exists
very interesting article from mitchell johnson in today's west australian. he suggests that mitchell marsh should in fact not be selected as opener for the ashes
Sofa King Re Toad Edd
Maturity is realising Babar>>>>>>>Chokli *laugh emoji*laugh emoji*laugh emoji* cry emoji*skull emoji*
maturity is realising that t20 "cricket" can't hurt you, you can simply ignore it.other than /crug/, I haven't seen a single ball of t20 in about half a decade
test > odi > t20 > 100
>>151559540Trvke
don't see the point of the hundreda t20 is 120 balls an innings so it's basically the same in tempodon't know if there are wildly different rules because never looked into it
Hope nobody gets called a dog this time
>>151558272Glad you like the place m8. The surrounding places have less Brahmins so the people will be better.
>>151559960brave and unique take
is it convict hours yet I forgot to clock in sorry
>>151560639All good m8
convict hours only start when that one guy says they start.
gib kiwi foid
any sport of any kind on tonight?
>>151560705just checked.answer is no.
Is this the volcel general?
Never heard of him
food at the cricket last night
>>151560779just checked.answer is no.
>>151560705league of legends worlds
>>151560945only worth watching if faker's playing
>>151560893Would kill for that rn
>>151560893any pork in that m8?
>>151560957He is at 10pm if youre still up
>>151561026oh ok, cool. thanks
>>151561025mirin the df section
>>151561032lillee aluminium bat in there?
Lads how do i stop gooning?I thought as you got older (currently 30) your libido starts slipping but ill just be chilling watching cricket or playing vidya and just crack a stiffie out of nowhere, then i am off on a 3 to 4 hour goon seshSerious replies only please and thank you.
>>151561025had a few of those
>>151561066funny you say that because I just deleted my simpcity and smg accounts todayI just cant go on social media really. the algorithms are the cause of my addiction.wonder if you could sue for that in the US
>>151561018>>151561025>>151561032gonna assume this is all legitimately yours and not some reddit postvery cool collection, sorry for doubting you
too many bats for me, don't think you'd ever need that many even in a full 5 day test match
very glenn mcgrath like performance from hazlewood last night
>>151561103kek
Shame that he doesn't pass the eye test Will be forgotten about once he retired, hell even with him still playing i cant recall any amazing innings bowled by himMcGrath though i could easily point to a few
>>151561113hazelwood shot an elephant last night iykwim haha?
/ayy/ is up for anyone interested, we've got newcastle vs melbourne victory tonight>>151561087
If I had a bat for every home test the blacks caps are playing this summer, id have 3 bats
>>151561128FOWF
>>151561128I shallst join, nothing to watch
>>151561139>i need to CONSOOOOOOOOM
>>151560443Redpill me on the problems with Brahmins please m8?
Pat Cummins on his most controversial cricket opinion:>Batting orders are overrated. Batsmen are like "I'm a no4", nah - you can bat wherever.
>>151561128t. dimitrios wogopoulos
>>151561170unironically agree with thishave always thought that teams should send out their next batsman based on whos not out at the other end. dont put two baztards in together if we need some stability, dont put two grafters out if we need runs etc etc
>>151561128Crisp
>>151561170he'll say that and then want to open the bowling instead of being first change
>>151561170The only batting order that matters is no1, 2, and 3Outside of that i agree that it doesnt matter at all
>>151561170this is why hes captain incredible
>>151561225How many times as captain hass he opened the bowling?He is actually pretty good as fair i remeber with him not being selfish when to put himself on
>>151561204this would increase stress levels massively. batsmen are fucking pussies when theyre next up to bat (myself included)
>>151561128embarrassing
>>151561239lower order batsman need resolve if they come in and have to save the innings, plus have to negotiate batting with tail enderscompletely different skillset to a top order batsman that can play with wild abandon knowing there are still capable batsmen behind them
honestly, I don't want to be burried in a pet sematary I don't want to live my life again
any criggy on tonight I miss the criggy whens bbl I need sport to watch (no thanks on the diveball)
>>151561309based me
>>151561289really not that hard to bat with tailenders
pretty based from fox cricket desu
KING Kohli lives rent free in the heart of convicts the same way bnob's dad lived inside bnob's anus
>i'll get some replies this time
beers?
>>151561018>>151561025For me it's the BAS Vampire (they made Sachin's railway sleepers) and the Kookaburra Bubble one that Thorpey used
>>151561239nah matters a fair bit4 and 5 less so but 6 might need to be a pinch hitter or able to bat with the tail which isn't a skill all batsmen have
4 and 5 as in the difference between them isn't great, but they have different roles to the other batsmen
autistic blocksmenbest battersmenbackupsmenallroundersbowlerssimple as x
like imagine idk inzamam ul haq batting at 6. I actually don't need to imagine because he did it anyway fair bit and averaged like 20 less there than other positions
>>151561367
>>151561497basically, but the backupsmen necessarily have to bat differently than they would coming in at 3 which I think is the point. and also that if youre the best batsman then that's something you are independent of how well you support your teammates which is why you're put in at 3 so you can just score and not worry about the other guy
>>151561520..yhbut it proves wrong what hazelwood said fella x
fire up that vpn sebbo
cummins bla x
>>151561497based boomerin the baz era its >memehitters>whallopers >le dart it in all rounders
>>151561535>no zampa
>>151561525think we all agree lad just not that order ceases to matter past 3 which was posited above
reckon you probably want your opening batsperson(s) to be a better batsperson than your number 11 batsperson
>>151561539le dart it in man
>>151561554masterminded a contrary tactic in u10s because everyone had to get a bowl they'd put the shit bowlers at the back
wouldn't have an issue with us sending starc in to open with usman, and then just pushing everyone back a spot
>>151561517Chuckled ngl. Convicts only sledge when in fear much like bnob lives in fear of being diddled by his dad
motherfuckers at steamworks always telling me, zampa ain't suck this zampa ain't suck that, my boy a H.O.M.O. on crusing joe nem , he he say zampa ain't sucking no dick. SHUT THE FUCK UP. y'all flamers ain't know shit. all yall closet cases talmbout "zampa ain't no homo, zampa ain't gay, zampa straight". shut the fuck up you don't cruise with that faggot! you know that boy got caught fucking dasha, fucking a twink and shit. faggot been on grindr since fucking i dont know when. cocksucker stop edging him like that! them faggots is savages out there. if I catch another cishet male talking shit about zampa I'm fucking jacking him off. I'm not fucking playing no more! you know he suck with stoinis nem
brevity
based zoomer
3lol don't come to /cric/ to read your memoirs mate
>>151561018nice.*casually flicks lit cigarette into the corner*
*farts the cigarette out*
can any butchers tell me why four lamb and fetta sausages were $35? been absolutely done here
7 bucks a sanga is criminal
>>151561717because WEFbug protein for you goy
Funny how bard can (correctly) call out bindia for being a shit place and neither of the plastic poos on here can counter it because they don't actually know enough about the country their parents fled from at the first opportunity lmao
>>151561785are you countysperg?
Any east Anglian chads here
>Josh Hazlewood and the beauty of a wicketless spell>He delivered a masterclass in control and seam movement, dominating without taking a wicket and proving that perfection in bowling isn't always measured by numbersAHAHAHAHA max copium: the articleimagine failing the eye test so badly you have to pretend getting 0 wickets is actually a good thing
no strict roman catholic me
baptist me
absolute state
when does the bbl start? who is /cric/ supporting and who has the best team?
theres only one team to support
my heaties
>>151561834Scorchers
>>151561837based bard
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOtYmhjEpgB/
one thing that sucks about the new light up wickets is they sound different when a player gets bowledwhen was the last time you heard a tone like thishttps://www.instagram.com/p/DPd-IOwk5hi/
honestly they should make them out of really weak wood so when someone gets bowled the blow up and its all spectacular
why don't you see stumps go flying in australia as much as other countries? is it because the pitches are harder?
do people just get bowled less in aussie?more bounce and all that
business idea: have special theme music in the bails that plays alongside the LEDs for each bowler
>>151562012i would bet that australia probably has the lowest ratio of stumps uprooted to batsmen bowled by a pace bowler. it might have to do with where the ball is hitting the stumps, i.e if the ball only clips the top of off it probably won't send the off stump flying
>>151562036i would've thought hitting near the top would apply more leverage but it may not transfer as much momentum as a hit more in the middle
>you activated my power surge
>>151561991shards of wood taking out keeper eyes everywhere ala mark boucher
>>151562122it'll be safety wood like safety glass
>pinata stumps
Giving Jack Edwards a run in the third odi is a great callHe's been solid for a couple seasons now and only 25 years old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales,_South_YorkshireFor me it's
will reply in a bit sorry
imma jack edgewards
imagine larping as welsh of all things
got a nice gaff me
harry enfield touring in a couple of weeks to my provincial country town. slightly tempted, tickets plentiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3Ifan of this skit
until recently you would have been unable to absorb this kino in excess of 114p. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxrWJhIgXo
>114pit's 144p retard
egg on his face
look, let's forget I ever said anything
gone off women btw
>>151561155Indian missionaries that migrated 400 years ago because of Muslims. They have the reputation of Jews in Nepal. Long nosed, very stingy and very discriminatory.
>>151563442literally me (not into men or anything else either btw)
Volcel general
yfo generalso do one
anyone up for a disco later
Going for a walk tomorrow
>>151564257footy and cricket tomorrow don't die
>>151564098balkan disco?
>>151563643And if my loneliness should stay, well maybe some are holiest that way
>disco>no dance music
it's miller timehttps://youtu.be/qms17ZEZ7M8
>>151566825https://youtu.be/ee65rnZZiB8
Going Wales tomorrow No, not that Wales, the other one
garn bed https://youtu.be/p52l5PoAeiA
>>151567351perplexing post
Did 30 pull-ups this week one set Wish I had started bouldering twenty years ago as now I am fundamentally a rotting goblin, contending with the unforgiving hands of time.Fundamentally though, historically I have always been a much better, more empathetic person whenever I am really into a particular form of exercise, so this is good at least
oh shut it you boring repeitive neekwe were all celebrating you leaving
>we were all Lol you and who else, jay. seething fatty
they call him the rotting goblin
>>151568146least I have 40 years or so to work out how not to die
drinking alone in your flat every friday night helps
yeah I know
Reckon CA has told the Aussie team to lose to ensure they keep the Bindians happy for the T20s, which >we will lose anyway
'Cause day 'n' niteThe rotting goblin seems to free his mind at niteHe's all alone through the day 'n' niteThe rotting goblin seems to free his mind at nite
i have a peng gaff and can unironically do 30 pull-ups
how many ironic ones can you do
about tree fiddy iykwim haha
I don't get it
grig today
>>151569727no but steven pay iykwim haha
stupid cunt
autosaggy once again
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