First for slot making excuses and wirtz chokeing when it counts
realistically we can only go up in terms of thread quality after that last one
Liverpool
>>151552119foy
AEK what
>>151552119You must be new here, lurk 2 years.
You must be English to post in /epl/
LIVERPOOL LOST TO MAN UNITEDAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>151552174Based Slabby McGoo
>>151552167my province classifies me as English and Anglophone so don't even try pal
>>151552160been here much longer than that (not proud)
imagine pulling this out then losing to cypriotsthe palace of crystals
>>151552186You misspelled Indian and Stinkophone mate
>>151552167i'm of english descent so i can post hereour ancestors could have been neighbors isn't that neat :)
>>151552156dear oh dear
>>151552206smashed the current prem champs btw
villa and palace dear oh dear
>>151552216was the boot-fucking warning not enough for you? there's more where that came from
>Palace, Spurs, and Villa embarrassing England in EuropeGet them relegated now
>be an irrelevant midtable team>go on a mad unbeaten run>beat Man City in the FA Cup final>cuck Liverpool twice in the space of a few months and expose Slot as a bald fraud>go back to being shit againBased Palace
>>151552186But you don't classify yourself
SAUDI COMING BABYYYYY
>>151552249Absolute state of teams that name themselves after a physical building that no longer exists.
>>151552323I don't like to label myself, but if I have to it would be 'mysterious rogue'
>>151552357more like gay retard
>>151552357>I don't like to label myselfWonder why that is m8
>>151552395we dont sign our posts here
>>151552332Can't wait to see what Slot spends the £40m on!
>>151552403cope tranny
>>151552488we don't sign our posts here
Angela Stiller looking locked in for a move to Man United in January.Any Germans here tell me if hes good?
Rawk is having a meltdown
>>151552628>he
>>151552650He plays for Stuttgart :)
>>151552628Hes off to Real tho
>>151553005Real are the big time Jew club now. They just sign players on frees and try to host matches in Asia for money. Disgusting, grim, soulless club.
>>151552026shouldve been dyche ediche
howling that literally every single outfield player scored for liverpoo except their fucking 350m quid signingsgod has a sense of humour
Go Ahead Eagles sounds like a Sensible Soccer team
>>151553418They got fleeced hard by Newcancer, can't believe i rated isak over haaland at one point (when city were on that losing streak) cause of his all round game being better but haaland isn't just scoring for fun this season, it looks like Pep has finally got him doing the other CF stuff very good as well
>>151553544>1-1>they Go Ahead to win 2-1
arsenal play the ugliest football ive ever seen in the top flightcrime for football if they win anything this year
can someone do me please
>>151553544clubs in non-english speaking countries using english in their name is the most tinpot thing to mei dont care if they were founded in 1902 (had to wiki that), it just feels wrong. i also feel the same way about feijenoord changing their spelling to feyenoord for the international audience.idk if red star belgrade insisted that people call them cerveza zerveza or whatever it is but i respect that
Who do you think had the best night after the Reds demolished Eintracht Frankfurt? I reckon it was Konate.
>>151554218Doesn't feel right calling Liverpool "the reds" because there's many teams who wear red and are better.
>"The gaffer said when he came in that last season we had a real identity, and he wants to build on top of that. I am just delighted that the boys got the three points and the win.>"You can feel the morale. It feels a lot more positive and it needs to stay like that. That's credit to the manager. He has instilled that in us, and we have to keep up that mentality."Seems pretty clear now that they downed tools to get Ange sacked. Why though? Does he make his teams run too much?
>>151555724embrace american namesthe Liverpool Liverbirds versus the Manchester United Red Devils sounds great
>>151553551It's alright when he leaves liverpool you can randomly like isak again
>>151552063nice cock
>>151555926>tfw remember when the Glazers bought United and paper ran this story about how they would Americanise it by renaming them the Manchester Pirates and other assorted hilarityMiss when the media was lighthearted like that
>>151556118Just another case of Liverpool media ran by John W. Murdoch
>>151555839He's Aussie. Simple as
Toon Win
>>151553782But enough about Mourinho's Chelsea
>>151555926Where are all the lifelong London Jaguars fans?
>>151556983everyone will remember torrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeees and drogba vs bayernno one will remember that shartinelli got on the end of a declan shite corner
>>151556983To be fair Benfica is also now commiting capital crimes especially the game against Porto. Farioli's Porto only knows how to drive ball into goal, as showcased today against nottingham and Mourinho only knows how to park 747s. Porto can't play football against haramball, but it's up to you to like or dislike their footballing style. The Portuguese national team has the same issue actually, a stacked attack but what basically is a one man defense with Nuno Mendes and Diogo Costa the goalkeeper commiting heroics, bur for Portugal ocasionally Vtinha remembers he's Vitinha, Ronaldo remembers he's Ronaldo, and Bruno Fernandes remembers he's Bruno Fernandes
>>151557203portugal is pretty stacked atm i think they will go far in the wc
>>151557264I agree, you basically have to have been dropped as a baby to mess up this team as a manager. I do not actually know what Martinez does. My brother Portugal benches Leão, Francisco Conceição, Dalot and Gonçalo Ramos. And Jota went ahead and died too
>0010 in England >statpads in Germany >fakes injury to avoid English games
were they too harsh here?
>>151550910he's too weak on the ball and he loses possession too often and that is a facthe's clearly "good" but he needs to win 50 50s in the premier league or all you have is a luxury player which is all well and good when you're playing shitters every week but most weeks in the premier league you are playing teams who are capable of taking advantage of teams without all 11 players at it all the time
the fact that germans think wirtz is a phenomenon is incredibly funny to me
>>151552167how many english starters played for last year's champions
why is slot blaming the preseason now
The Egyptain King (400k/week) buckbroken by a 23 year Man United keeper (his 2nd game)
Thinking about the time liverpool players cried about the ref not stopping the game but all of them had the words "PLAY ON" plastered on their shirts.
go ed hiroshi
wanna here a joke lads>liverpool
I honestly cant believe shitizen was right about stoketeta
reading the "10 things to look out for this weekend" premier league preview on the guardian always gets me hyped for the upcoming weekend. especially reading the leeds - west ham preview from louise taylor. as the saying goes -- don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle
A-League if anyone is interested>>151561087
>friday epl game
Quite scary how completely Scousers have turned on Salah after all he's given them Proves there is absolutely no loyalty when it comes to these lot
>Rafael Benítez is set for a return to the dugout as the Spaniard is expected to become the new manager of Greek side Panathinaikos.
>>151561618Being out of form doesn't combine well with being selfish
>>151561612Absolutely buzzing me. LOLJKS it's an irrelevant 14 game.
Salah has officially been designated the status of Walking Alone.
How did Man United get on in Europe this week? I seem to have missed their result.
>>151561944They had a spiritual win and that's all that matters
https://x.com/FootballInT80s/status/1981292358806196462?t=j8CM4MJbS9UhASRXq0nJ-g&s=19Take me back
>>151562080Nothing will ever outshine the Dave Perry/Mario 64 slide fracas
Yeah no one has ever turned on their own players beforeWhy aren't Henderson and Maguire co-England captains again?
warra sub for salah
I watch NickRTFM for FIFA tips and I say warra!Warra lad!
warra twerk for virge!
you'll never walk aloneunless you're salah hahahahahus trans queens would never behave like that
big black men twerking! love to see it man mountin
big gabi xl would never twerk
what would YOU ask fede?
>>151562429What do you have to do to get a start in this squad m8?
>>151562429Has Salah gone back to slacking off in training?
>Pedro Porro has blocked more crosses (8) than any other player in the Premier League this season
>>151562494Wow!
>>151562494sorry M8 we only talk about Liverpool here
>>151562429gabagoo?
>>151562429what pasta shape are your bones made of?
Who's going to take it tonight lads, Wet Spam or Sneeds?
>>151562643Leeds unless they play at the level they did against Burnley last weekend
>>151561618I wish I had saved that tweet from Indy when he was talking about Liverpool customers supporting their players through thick and thin, good times and bad, and that's why they're the best fans in the world. It's one of the funniest tweets I've read.
Lads please stop bullying Liverpool customers, it's not their fault they have collapsed.
>>151562643Liverpool
>>151562088I never knew what was better; the bandana, "SEXSI" instead of Pepsi t-shirt, and leather pants combo or the look on his face and that boomer thing of moving the controller like it's Wii remote when he fails.
mate
>>151561313this made the hairs on my arm stand up, can't wait to see where everyone parks
>>151561944was flicking around yesterday watching champions league action (a Thursday staple in my home) and they didn't come across my screen
>>151562080real humble beginnings for simon pegg
>>151562429How tight was Slot's missus' fanny, given he must've shagged it to get the treatment he's got this year
>Slot now blaming Newcastle for Isak being a flop and getting injuredI don't remember other Liverpool managers being like this before Kloppo. Was Kloppo the cattle list for this kind of manager and now it's all FSG want?
>>151562995Being like what? What kind of manager?
>>151563011The kind who complains over everything and nothing is ever their own fault.
>>151562995Was utterly unhinged when he blamed the loss to United on them having key players out of the side Of course the Scouse media didn't press him on it
>>151563026Was that when he couldn't fathom a side changing the lineup and not giving him prior notice?
>>151563023Yeah that's what I thought you meant. I was fishing for this response because it would expose you for being underageb& and you duly provided.
"Where are the haters now??"Brother it took your £130M signing 11 games to get a goal contribution.
>>151563069*Editors Note: Florian Wirtz actually got a goal contribution in the first match of the season.
>>151563026Can't believe he said he didn't know what to do when Sesko didn't start...
>>151563086Wirtz didn't get any goal contributions against Bournemouth in Liverpool's opening game
warra contrib fer wartz!
>>151562995>cattle list
Relegation clash tonight. Can Nuno salvage a result? Or will the CRUCIBLE of Elland Road prove too powerful?
>Liverpool spent the last 70 years laughing at anyone who called the charity shield a legitimate competitive match>Now they're crying about everyone who says it isn'tThis is sad. I suppose it's no different to crying about clubs spending money that your socialist ethos wouldn't allow before blowing £500m on absolute dogshit and then justifying it because it's you doing it now.
the Indians are taking over this general, brace yourselves for more Reddit memes
warra net spend for pool!
>>151563159shouldn't you be going to sleep in india
Let's talk about Leeds and West Ham. Scousaars are getting upset by facts like they always do.
Let's talk about Liverpool. My GOAT Modi hates them just like me.
don't talk about the teams that are playing tonight
>>151563274so we're down to 17 now?
*Editors Note: Discussing slipperpool an hour before they play is also haram
slipperpool are in my walls
I love how everyone has decided that Liverpool are a grim little club
>>151563512smelly little soulless tinpot money club
I don't spend money on football shirts for my club because £100 is just too much but I do buy slipperpool shirts so I can burn them when I'm praying to krishna
>>151563525but enough about arsenal
Today Slot's main whinge was that Wirtz should've been awarded an assist for the goal against United
