Lap:#8177>Countdown to Taco GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151546794>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:209>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:220 (219 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 346 (+10)NOR: 332 (+18)VER: 306 (+25)RUS: 252 (+8)LEC: 192 (+15)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)Mercedes: 341 (+8)Ferrari: 334 (+27)Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)>News:Red Bull insists McLaren has lost relative pace advantage since the F1 summer breakSecurity researchers gain access to private Max Verstappen data in shock FIA security breachToto Wolff: Championship underdogs always have “a psychological advantage"McLaren upbeat on F1 title chances against Max Verstappen: "We have good tracks coming"Lewis Hamilton ‘running out of patience not being listened to' by Ferrari - CroftFranco Colapinto on disobeying Alpine team order: “Instructions must be followed no matter what”USGP sets new viewership record on ABCLewis Hamilton reclaims top spot as world’s most marketable athlete (among other random blacks, by some no name ragazine)Every team except Sauber to run rookie driver during first practice in Mexico
Still the number rises.
Maxico next
S T R O L L T R O L L
edd
CUM
gimi
Where next?
>>151554140I don't know bro, feels like we need some female proof of which country next
>lol cry about it faggots I'll be world champ soon
>I just don't see how it's a big deal lol we'll just use stronger tape
Every year NARB makes 2 or 3 statements I actually agree with
>>151554208>>151554199>all because goblando can't find his spot without help
>tenochtitlan nexto
he's better than tsunoda, honda backed the wrong nip
>>151554208>we made it special so they couldn't even take it offSince when are the teams allowed to wilfully damage part of the track or track fencing in a non-reversable way?
>>151554322Yuki provides ragekino, we may see him go tsupernova one of these days.>>151554329It's still tape, it's just that annoying ass tamper evident tape you sometimes see on warranty seals.
>>151554229>>151554208>>151554199>red bull mechanic pretends to remove the tape as a joke to pop the boys>mclaren and the fia turn it into an international incident
>>151554406>It's still tapeIf it cannot be removed without a hassle, it doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't belong there.
>>151554438>If it cannot be removed without a hassle, it doesn't matter what it is.What good is a track janny (tranny) with nothing to clean?>It doesn't belong there.Sure, but if there's nothing in the rules about it I think RBR should have some fun and put up all sorts of tape along the grid.
>>151554428Its a sticky situation >;D
lando will win this
>>151554322Yuki is max's personal sushi chef.
>>151554208qrd me on this shit. nothing on youtube and WILL NOT give the fucking r*ace a single fucking click or second of my time
>>151554499This, if anything this will get banned next year so in the meantime while it's still a gray area topic. Do on the enemy what the enemy would do to you. Either that or just let the drivers evenly reveal their opinion about it like NARB.
>>151555079Norizz has his henchmen put a tape on the wall so he knows where to park during race start. There is no rule saying you aren't allowed to that, and there is no rule saying you aren't allowed to tear it off, so Red Bull mechanics tear it off when they see it.
>>151555079McLaren keeps putting tape up on the side of the grid so Lando's retarded ass knows where he's supposed to stop. RBR had a tactic of just ripping it off to fuck with him.At the most recent race McLaren brought special tamper tape that's harder to rip off so when the RBR guys tried it didn't work. One of the RBR mechanics then ignored a marshal trying to clear the grid and went back to try again, they got fined $50,000 for ignoring the order to clear the grid.Using tape isn't against the rules, nor is ripping it off, they were fined for ignoring the marshal which is SOP.
>>151554027No Edd here, amigo, just Lalo Popotte.
Red Bull should just put up like 3 or 4 extra pieces of tape next to Lando's tape so he can't tell which one is the real one.
>>151555263>>151555273lmao thanks lads
>>151555079>nothing on youtubeYou're not watching the right channels. It's been covered extensively
>>151555462Red Bull should write git gud fag on the tape
>>151555263>>151555273>>151555572Red Bull should add strips of identical tape to either side of Norizz' to fuck with him.
Hamilton's radio if he won the 2010 WDC:>Du bist LARBALEISTER
>Mexico next
>>151555712kek
>>151555720>automatic
im thinkin 1. max2. chuck3. georgey 4. hamilton5. oscar6. not oscar7. yung gimi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz72q2Dvf0Eps3 is so mind broken by amx t's unreal
>>151555655I see an emoji in the title, I don't click. Simple as.
>>151556015Yuki will surprise us with a 5th
>>151556195Peeasstree tries to project strength on the outside, to give that impression of a cold man, but he's shitting his pants. It's so fucking obvious.
>>151556488Yah, there is something weak about a person denying their own emotions. If you look at the champions, they were all very emotional and unashamed by it. In fact, it gave them incredible strength.
>>151555948Technology is cool.
i fear being in mexico will make lawsons bloodlust boil over
>>151553974mexico next
No jamaican post in hours. It's over, for a week at least.
>>151557367Jamaicanon is just letting his IP reset so he doesn't keep catching someone else's rangeban.>F1 related because catching someone else's rangeban is like getting into someone else's dirty air
If another hour goes without a jamaicanon post, expect something MASSIVE to happen. You've been warned
>Lonso has a trading card of narb on the back of his phonewhat in the boomer fuck
Mexico next!
>>151557859Aren't they just good mates? ALO-RUS would be the strongest driver pairing on the grid.
>>151557859You could say thats a red flag >;D
>>151554199>>151554208So did they remove tape or not? Why do these "journalist" retards keep making up stories
>>151557859wouldn't you as well, hes a pretty handsome man I dont blame him
>>151558119George flys on Alonso's jet to the races
what is blud wearing
>>151558442a canadian tux
>>151558442He's all dressed up for a dinner at Earl's
>>151558442The "I lost my seat next year" fit
>>151558442>a canacuck tuxyou can somewhat avoid it by wearing a different color wash
I'm not going to bed until I know Jamaicanon is safe & well.
>>151558775he's fine lad
>jamaica got hit by a hurricane
>48 minutes>still no jamarock poststhis thread is too weighed down by the pressure of gravity, they're too obsessed with twinks and Edd Straw to see our fellow man is in danger. I'm going to remind them of their folly.
If only a hurricane could hit Canada too.
>>151558929If he doesn't return, I will drink in his honor.
>>151555948automatic is harder actually, since you can't downshift as quickly into corners
>/f1/ still hasnt realised jamarock from their holding cellAlright I'm dropping a colony on syndey
I have him locked up
gonna goon to ai talking about F1 fanfics againbrb
>>151559133That would set a bad example for young racists
>>151554309i thank you for providing her name but there are about 5 million mariana rodriguezes in the mehico so finding her is still difficult
ask any human and they'd say "because they're gay"
>>151560521>Mi driver dat! Oliver Bearman a di future, yuh zeet!Lowkey racist..
>>151554229>>151554208>>151554199Is this the stupidest F1 related drama. Which is the dumbest if not this?
>>151560619>him drive like him born fi it!was ai trained off retards pet accounts?
>george russellPUTO!>lando norrisPUTO!>oliver bearmanPUTO!>lewis hamiltonPUTO!
>>151561209You missed the ¡ at the start
>aussie shouting puto from the top of his lungs
>>151561216i can't rotate my ! just like i can't roll my tongue
>>151561249I dont know, use a regular i, is not the same but close to ¡
morning lads
>>151554208Just add more tapes so he doesn't know which one is real lol
>>151561260fuck off you fucken dickhead. i'll push you in front of a fucken speeding bus
>>151554229He's been consistently the overall most based driver on and off track for months now.
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>151554199>>151554208>>151554229br*toid nonsense
>>151561268for retardsstupid g*rmoid
200kwab kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n kwablifying kwab-to-kwab:>kwabmilt*n out-kwablified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n sekwabing 6 kwab positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never kwabed an f1 kwab kwabor to kwab007)
>>151561260mornin sweetie
good morning, to some of you>>151561260bonjour
>>151561405are you the cut dutchfag?
>>151561405¿Are you the dutch cutfag?
>>151561405
>>151553974>Start running for A mile (inside my house because i have social anxiety when going /out/)>Suddenly feels better mentally and physicallyShould i keep doing it bros ? Inside my house obviously because outside world is scary
>>151561450How big is your house?
>2 teams have reportedly breached the 2024 Cost Cap>One of them is Aston Martin which has accepted a minor procedural breach>The other team has decided to challenge the decisionhttps://www.planetf1.com/news/aston-martin-f1-2024-team-cost-cap-breach
>>151561490Just a normal suburb house. I dont have furnitures so i can use my empty rooms as marathon track, just like MonacoGP
>>151561547>fromsoftdid you dive roll through all your furniture?
>>151561556>furnitureAre you a woman?
>>151561592Yes?
>>151561513it's only the second time in the past decade that kwablonso has shitted up his team despite having the biggest budget
>>151561597KYS COOK ME SANDWICH BITCH
>>151561426
>>151554309Wowza
I am a woman. The girls and I love Lando! :D
>>151561652Do you have some hot single girlfriends?
>>151561513Newey bros... we won
>>151561652post toes
>>151561652pads or tampons?
>>151561652Can I buy some of your pee?
Vettel's road to his 4 titles:>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship>beat hamilton who drove in a rocketship>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship (again)>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship (again)KWABstappen's 4 titles:>riggi riggitini in abu dhabi>beat 'leclerc' in a ferrari with reliability issues>clear rocketship with no close rivals>beat 'norris'
thats because max is so much better than everyone else he makes them look like f1a driversthe grid on any given sunday are the most equal skill wise compared to any other era as a result of things like normalization of tires (schumacher's bridgestone titles are illegitimate) and the cost cap yet he still consistently rises to the top and sets unbeatable records
Red Bull are total fucking idiots. Regs are changing next year and all their rivals have already switched focus away from this year's car ages ago. Why are they still wasting resources and upgrading their car that will collect dust after Abu Dhabi? They will be at a massive disadvantage next year and playing catch up while other teams hit the ground running t. every Drive to Survive retard in 2021
>>151561849They don't need a car when they have AMD AMX
>>151561849Extremely sisu-less post. This anon is likely a swede
>>151561857>>151561862>these retards are allowed to vote
>>151561794It's not Verstappen's fault that most of his field of rivals is made up of zoomers. Niether Vettel nor Verstappen ever had the clearly best car.And if Abu Dabbi was rigged for anyone, it was rigged for Hamilton.
>>151561849They're racing medshitters. There hasn't been a legitimate medshitter wdc in like 50 years (I only say 50 because I'm not that familiar with f1 history at that point) It's impossible to lose unless the FIA deliberately rigs the regulations like in 2005-06 or blatantly cheats like in 97. But no matter how much you fuck up, you'll never fuck up enough to allow medshitters to win.
>>151561849Perhaps the 2026 engine is shit, so putting more resources into 2025 is more logical.
REWATCHING SAO PAOLO 2024 FOR THE KINOSHIP
>>151561877>3rd retard who didn't bother to read and/or lacks reading comprehension
>>151561794goatstappen: raped jeet, raped ricci, raped gasly, raped albon, raped perez, raped slowson, raped tsunoda, will soon prolapse mclelvettel: raped by chuck
>>151561883>retard's writing is so dull that people stop reading mid-post
>>151561889If I see any Finnish poster mention Lewis Hamilton or Max Verstappen/Red Bull I just assume it's you know who and stop reading
>>151561888>vettel: raped by chuckVettel was clearly the better of the two in their first season together (even being instrumental in givig Lekek his first wins) - and on his way out in their second season, when Ferrari's priorities had shifted and BInotto ruled with an iron fist and started the team's decline.
>>151561889>>151561902Didn't read these
I just remembered we had a couple months where people were buying pictures of monkeys for like 50k. Remember that? Was that just a fever dream?This post is F1 related because crypto.com is one of the sponsors
Note to self. Janny is a finnish
>>151561947that is not possible anon
MODS = GODS
>>151561849>nooo you already lost wcc, stop carrying about current wdc, just let mclaren win the drivers championship, it will hurt you in the future if you dont let them win
Just a reminder. Janny now can put Imageblock on specific thread, so if you ban evading by resetting IP, Dont post images for a while until the Jannies are gone and lift the imageblock. This feature is what killing 4chan the most. We should move to WAP
wet ass pussy
why don't they let us use webp yet wtf
>>151557859can /f1/ really claim to be nando fans if they hate his best friend
>>151561990That place is gayer than reddit
>>151561260>>151561405>>151561426>>151561628
>>151562038it is only natural to hate skinwalkersalonso was sadly fooled but we still love him despite his cognitive declone
>50 years old>best friend is a 20 year oldWeird
Hayeksico next
>>151561849You don't belong in any competition with that mentality.
>>151561882It's amazing how shit Lando was in Sao Paolo 2024, several instances of driving off the road while Max (and PS3) never go off once. Apparently he was considered a serious title contender in 2024, lmao
>>151556958RELEASE THE BEAST
>peeasstri dickriders are talking about choking
>5AM qualiAt this rate i just stay sleep and wake early
amx
>>151562195Piastri has one notable start choke in his entire formula 1 career, Norris has so many there's a 5 minute video compilation of them. It's not the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6-YanDvCyY
>>151562103me living inside the left tit
>>151562203peeasstri is about to beat the record for the biggest choke in f1 history, bro
Has Gary made a public statement on the rigger issue?
Can you not drop the hard R? Thanks.
roody-poo
I don't like mclaren a lot
Yuki will finally not have to drive an ancient RB car anymore.
>>151562061It should have been me...
>>151562247if he bottles this year's championship he should retire or be sent back to alpiss. no ifs and buts or 'shoulda woulda coulda' bullshit. no whining about the car having 0 upgrades or muh anti-dive suspensions being unsuitable in certain tracks. mclaren were fastest on average pre-summer break.
>Norris? Pozzed >Lewis? Pozzed>Piastri? Exposed>Charles? Mindbroken>Antonelli? Fraud>Sainz? Kvyat likeThis season really increased Narb's stock.
>>151559956>cagedLike the girl that was posted earlier today?
good morning(frog emerging from coffee in a mug recommending the biscotti)
>>151562103how did salma hayek end up being mexican whereas friedrich august von hayek was an austrian?
>>151562334>no whining aboutHow about his team obviously trying to rig it for Norris? That's a pretty good excuse. It's how Rosberg lost two championships against the rapper.
>>151562339yeah but he escaped
>>151556296Yet you browse a 20 year old anime website for autists and perverts? Curious
>>151562372No emojis here
>>151562377
proudy-ji
>>1515623722 chokers in that image
to the Leaf who made the OP: >>151553974please never do that again. thank you for understanding.
>medshitters think they're not globohomowhat's up with that
>>151562366Should have used a smaller cage.
>>151562392the british and brazilian ollieposters worked together to let him out.
>>151562355sigma rizz from norrizz if true. every driver should always lobby his team to favor him.
how does a vagina feel like?f1 related because amx is still a virgin
>>151562411depends if you're cut
>>151557367I fell asleep>>151557613I'm not even waiting i just assume it will happen at some point
>>151562377:(
>>151562405>lobby his teamLiterally being your team principal's twink cocksleeve is not "lobbying your team". It's cuck behaviour.
>>151560521I feel like this was trained entirely off Little Jacob and Real Badman's dialogue.
>>151562403I guess they'll just all need to be caged together next time.
>>151562313TSU
>>151562411Depends on the pussy. Some are too wide and wet, it feels like a lake on there. A good pussy is very good, but its not the otherwordly experience you're expecting
>>151562434That's literally how those people talk, it's not a gimmick.
Mcshits gonna take each other out on lap 26
>>151562188Its amazing that the mercedes werent black flaged
Table inventory?
>>151553974When is this from
>>151562461https://racingnews365.com/tire-whisperer-verstappen-causes-a-stir-with-mega-stint-in-mexico
For me, it's Formula driver suffer racist abuse online afta im British Grand Prix win>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-57891740
>Verstappen team Red Bull Racing say dem dey "belly no sweet dem at all and dem dey sad" sake of di abuse wey dem give Hamilton.
>>151561308Just because your boy can't stop crashing into Russell doesn't mean Russell isn't based.
>>151562350It goes a lot deeper, my man.
>>151553974>this is somehow impressive enough to be the op pictureStop riding his cock
>>151562581>belly no sweet dem at all and dem dey sadYeah. That does sound like something Red Bull would say.
>>151562600do you have brain damage?
>>151562188He was also shit in Baku this year and had a similar safety car restart mental retardation moment, we don't even need to go back that far
>Tsunoda ready to help Verstappen by ‘making our competitors’ lives more difficult’How will he help from P13?
1 month no weed
>>151562655My wife
>>151562655Man....
>>151562704>Mein balls...
>after this year at least one McLaren driver will have 2 WCCs but no WDC
>>151562655is she... unwalling herself?
Why F1 driver would ruin your city's Stadtbild the most?For me, it's Hadjar.
>>151562655>her posting this somehow produces more money than the average boomer workweeki dont understand this gay, clown world anymore.
>>151562728try being attractive
>we might get the good ending to this semen slurping seasonsovl
>>151562740atractive people = exist has always been true."influencing" is just a big pyramid scheme, nobody can convince me otherwise.
>>151562718>covid maskclearly an old video
>>151562748Only if this nigga goes skiing in the French alps.
>>151562751nvm then
>>151562751I still see people wearing the chin diaper from time to time.
>>151562749again, try being attractive
>>151562773again,exist=before, pyramid.
>>151562655Punished sophia, a slut without her seed
>>151561053Kek!
>>151562812>>151562773
peneloupiamx
>just park your car brobased
>>151562313His last chance to prove himself desu
>>151562827are you not understanding the point of what im saying?
>>151562839no but seriously, is lando a complete retard?
>>151562061cute!
>>151562881
Norris will win
>>151562927He'd be the most undeserving champion since ... Hamilton.Shit, this sport is fucked.
>>151562839It's just that easy. Unless you are a mentally challenged midget.
>>151562927you said this last year too and then he choked spectacularly
>>151562944>>151562988Norris.Will.Win.
>>151562991
>>151563006Norris Will Win
>>151562991>two talentless rocketship merchants and closet homosexualsIf it wasn't for Max this sport would be intolerable to watch at this point
>>151563038Norris Will Win
Is checo in the paddock this weekend
>>151563014>>151563049
>>151563049Yeah, he'll win the faggot of the year award
my girlfriend supports lando
>>151553974cultural appropriation.
>>151563068pozzed?
>>151563062>>151563067Norris Will Win
>>151563067>>151563081why is it always so easy to tell from a guy's face?
>>151563078no, she said "nigger" before
>>151563111Why does she support one then? Lando is black.
>>151556296>not watching the MotoGP jewtube channelbased
>>151563121my guess is because he's conventionally attractive looking
>>151562655>9 poseswhat a whore
Reminder that Leclerc is and has always been a massively overrated shitter, and it's your gayness that rates him.
I am trans
real f1 soon
>>151563207Based Pontiac Firebird
race week no time for vidya
>hamspammer now has has to hype up no rizz because his favorite neguinho can't even get a podium in a FerrariKWAB
*doesn't win
>costcap era>haas still shitHow?
>>151563136>literal goblin face with broccoli head>conventionally attractive lookingIs that why she's with you?
Already sold all my life savings. Norris better win all right
>>151563296he has straight blond hair, the globohomos force him to keep a mutt haircut
>>151563296idk I have straight hair with a normal side part cut
>>151563301>backing a chronic bottlerLet's see how this pans out for you anon
LEWIS YOU UTTER DONKEY
>>151563161Yeah, but he's completely and utterly destroying the "goat" this season. That's something. Not much, but something.
Horny
>>151563416Willies engine cover to be btfo
>norpiaver
>>151563416What the fuck is going on with ferrari's gills
>>151563416>ferrari
>>151563424thin airneed more cooling
>going to a social thing instead of FP1
>>151563416since when did f1 cars become fishes
>>151563458I always wish for them to end up in the drink @ Jeetnada
>>151563493What's the story behind this?
>>151562411like this >>151563470
>>151563470CUNNY
>>151563523Here's the condensed version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
which rookies are going to red flag fp1 today?
beehave
>>151563610small arms
why is the vpn indononce back
>>151563412How do you say "experimental setups" in italian?
/F1/ will have their "CSGO Equipment Skins update" tier of meltdown. Some of you will die. But it will be funny as fuck
>>151563636pasta bolognese
>>151563636"100M"
>f1 when Max losing WDC
>>151562666He can ignore the blue flag for a bit.
>>151563680>I'm going to use money someone else worked hard for and invest it into a volatile digital market that can be destroyed in one single action with no warning what so everskill issue
>New front wing can give you up to three tenths (0.3 seconds) of a time advantage per lapWhen will RB stop constantly putting their 2nd driver at an artificial disadvantage?
>>151563680This is the reality of the investment market. It's all gambling where only a few benefit from the suffering of the many. There is no replacement for the real value of offering real products and serving. Everything else is a fantasy sold to you by people who want to profit from your losses.
>>151563680>believing clown award farmers
>>151563680>>151563728the original is from skintrading subreddit
>>151563721>When will RB stop constantly putting their 2nd driver at an artificial disadvantage?Yuki has destroyed a chassis already, and we're in a cost cap era. Checo was rightly not getting upgrades either when he was routinely showing off each and every iteration of a new floor. If you're shit you deserve to go without, be thankful he's getting anything at all.
>>151563754Why can every other team on the grid then give both of their drivers the same car?
Wait so Hadjar already confirmed to Redbull seat next year ??
>>151563762of course he is, abdul
>>151563680if my son blew his inheritance on vidya skins instead of hookers and fast cars I'd probably die once again, this time out of pure embarrassment
>>151563767Source ?
>>151563753>believing karmafarmers
>>151563775No, cs2
>>151563777Why would you waste your time and farm karma in a small subreddit where you can get max updoot instead of stealing a cat video from xitter and getting 50k
>>151563795I once posted a picture of my cat on Reddit and I did get 70k updoots.
>>151563567Lando "el felatinator" Norizz
>>151563810congrats!
>>151563819thank you kind stranger
checked out the mexican track on an f1 game and it seems besides the straight there are no opportunities to overtakegonna be a boring race
>>151563810b-b-b-based!!!!
>>151563759Other teams don't have Max and need both drivers on equal footing to maximise point scoring. It's been clear for years Red Bull is only interested in the WDC, which only one driver can win. They don't need someone competitive next to Max to take points off of him, only to deny others from scoring more. As long as Max has spares and Yuki doesn't destroy anything there's no reason he won't get upgrades.
>F1 legends launch new podcast with The RaceCan't believe edd approved this
>>151563918that'll be a group therapy podcast if norris loses
>>151563918Hunger can break a man, anon.
>>151563918these people look like they have pictures of minors on their phones
>>151563918>the verstappen fan clubkek
>>151563918this image made me throw up
>>151563639tell me about this "/F1/"
>>151564001here's what lulu is gonna do
>>151563931Well yeah, I imagine they have grandkids
>>151564001Here's a better idea. Get rid of the turn 4, 5, 6, and demolish the stadium section. If that doesn't work, nuke the city.
>>151564087nukes dont work that high above sea level
>>151564093
>>151564083even worse
So today is the last day of my 20s...In about 7 hours I'll be 30. God above... Where did the time go
Mexico el nexto hombresarriba
>>151564133didn't ask
>>151564133i asked
>>151564155Didn't ask if you asked
Surprisingly good Mixtape
>>151564133kill yourself mate it only gets worset. older than you
>>151564158no you didn't
for a Max win:>pray to God>pray to Satanwhat do
>>151563918
>>151564168nah, that's when you hit 4030s are still fun
Good to see the Checonaissance is in full swing
>>151564199Looking forward to see the checo barras and vale ultras postingWould be an improvement over the ~~teh penguin of doom~~ tier posting by some
>>151563680Doesn't valve take 25% of every transaction ?How could you ever make money in that market?
Bottas will humiliate Perez
>>151563416wonderful
>>1515642373rd party trading sites, valve market is capped at 2k
>>151564133yer a wizard harry?
>>151564133This is the 2nd time you've blogposted about it so I assume you wasted your 20s on this pedo site
MAX IS GONNA DO IT ISN'T HE OMG
colapa
>>151564240you can't humiliate the shameless
it's so over for colapissers
Their car was illegal already in 2024 - kind of says everything i guess.
>>151564350baltics are so queer
>>151564133old hag
>>151564346Checo isn't the one with a calendar showing his ass though
>>151564299These videos get millions of views on TikTokWhat the fuck is wrong with "people"
>>151564353that table sure has a lot of stuff on it
>>151562655TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151564362>calendar showing his assA calendar showing asses? I've heard of horse calendars for little girls, but who'd want a calendar with donkey pics? Mexican farmers?
>>151563416red bull is lewd since you can see actual Honda logo on the engine
>>151564353Now to see if the cost cap breach was catering or not.
>>151564146PLAP PLAP PLAP GET COLONIZED PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>151564385The kind of fans that got brought into f1 by Netflix, I'd imagine.
>Security researchers gain access to private Max Verstappen data in shock FIA security breachso how many centimeters is his penis?
>>151564426evian bottle-esque
>>151564353I'd love for McLaren to get punished for being naughty, but I imagine they're just going to get a fine.Unless the fia decides that the problem was how much money they spent designing their cheat brakes, instead of the problem being the brakes.
>>151555079>the raceSerious decline there, i watched edd and co when they worked for autosport circa ~2018, back then and during their early time at the race they were the best mainstream f1 news/discussion source.My general opinion on them fell during their coverage of the 2021 season, whenever there was contention they'd always side with that ape and merc over Max.Just generally went downhill from there with worse and worse takes, no pretense of impartiality anymore. It seems their egos have been inflated with even the drivers recognising them, constantly siding with and shilling the f1 management, like all parasites do when they depend on the health of the host to keep bringing them an audience.Glenn is the only one who still seems alright, the rest are increasingly insufferable.
>>151564353Schizoposting is on the table
>>151564353sso what most people have been saying turns out to be true#mclarencheats
>>151562428That's a smiley. Smileys are fine.
So who at McLaren do we think has approached Lindblad and greased his palms enough to get him to turn Max's car into a wreck? I bet the reason they've only now brought Yuki's car into parity is so they can usurp it from him if needed.
>>151564133I've watched F1 races live before you were born
>>151564299Bluetooth speakers were a fucking mistake
>>151564299shame on those passengers for not hitting him with some kung fu shit and throwing him under the train
>>151564353nice source
>>151564353>dsqno not even close, however it would be funny if they breached it, i want to see piastri's fans mental coping over this fact/theory
>>151564564ignorant. that's south korea, it'd be tae kwon do
>>151564299in a normal country he would've been scalped and had his heart ripped out right there on the spotin other words, social media was a mistake
>>151564592who cares they're all ching chongs
>>151564353>formularacerswhen will people learn
>>151564299juri vips is getting desperate for attention
>>151553974Which driver has the biggest penis?
>>151564643Stroll
>>151564643alonso
>>151564643ollie (in his bum)
>>151564643Bearman (in his mouth)
>fp today>fp1 is going to be mostly rookies taking it easyI want to see what "upgrades" red bull brought, and if they're effective.I don't care about potential rookies getting seat time.
>>151564093they literally blew nukes in space
wqhen mexidun?, question?
>>151564698who?
the young rookie antonio fuckco
>>151564643Satoru.
>>151564698>Lawson getting replaced by Yuki yet againPoor son of law.
Going to walk to the store before FP1, anybody want anything.
>>151564699You're back!One bong, 30 bings until FP1.
>>151564698>f. vesti>p. aron>l. browningsex offenders>a. lindblyad>a. fuoco>a. iwasa>j. crawfordsex pests
>>151564643
>>151564749One S-Budget energy drink for me, Lime green please.
is it even worth watching with that many rookies in fp1 honestly huh
When is F1 on?
>>151564749get me some FUCKING durrys and a choc milk you CUNT
>>15156482120:30, so 19:30 for you I think
>>151564786No, he IS the biggest penis.
>>151564749gatorade f or my jogging tomorrow
>>151564836THIS IS THE POST
>>151564749get me some canned chicken
>>151564836oh yes
>>151564859>>151564885way too fat
>>151564749the biggest bag of doritos you can find, please
>>151564895This.I'd launch into my rant about just why fat women are pushed on us as being attractive now along with how bigger everything else is all a psyop to condition our minds to accepting the former point, but I don't feel like being put into timeout right before the race weekend begins.>F1 related because the cars are now fat & ugly
>>151564941Girl on the right has a long back
to watch or not watch fp1 given how many rookies are present?
>>151564941>imagine not finding this attractiveyangmi
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'Or so I have redd
>>151564749Cialis so I can jerk off during fp1
Pathetic.
>>151564815>>151565102Watch. The potential trainwreck from having so many rookies on the track at the same time may be the best part of the weekend.
>>151565130the potential of being a snoozefest is also incredible huge with all the hookies being extra carefulbut hopefully you are right
>>151565125>a little more loadWhen the official technical briefing goes vague & undefined.
>>151554199>>151554208can i get a qrd on this tape bullshit?does the goblin actually need to mark the road with tape on grid so he can park right? why the fuck would fia even allow that?
Max might actually win the championship
>>151565162True. It's a gamble, really. I'm starting to stage as I'm going to watch it.
DUN DUN DUN
>>151565179it was a strip of tape on the wall and i dont know what it actually did because it was fuck all and shorely goblando would barely have been able to see it from his cuntpit
>>151563412His teammate has never been near GOAT and has been about 14th best driver this year, your narrative is exactly what I'm talking about though.
>>151565179My understanding is that it's not on the racing surface, but rather a vertical strip on the barrier wall.And yes, apparently the goblin needs the equivalent ot every boomer hanging a tennis ball from the ceiling of their garage with string so they can park without driving into the wall.Seriously, Red Bull should run out & add additional strips to either side to fuck with him.
>>151565197it's just mclaren having a giggle
>Drink Coffee>Got tired even moreThe fuck
>>151565170They're only allowed between 20 and 100 words to explain. The whole point of that document is to be essentially a layman's description of what it is and how it works.
>>151565118it has been verifiedd
>>151565233don't put diazepam in your coffee, m9
Hello my favourite pornstar ever is Hungarian!f1 related cause we have many hung aryan posters and a racetrack there!
>>151565225I'd fuck with him just out of principle. You're a fucking F1 driver, you're supposed to be the pinnacle of racing, and you need 5 minute craft tips & tricks to align a fucking car?
>thread still uplel
>>151565118imazhine how soft and pliable edd's cushion must be
>>151565179Lando apparently needs a second additional line to be able to park correctly, and supposedly a red bull mechanic fucked with said tape at cota.
>>151565255who is she/he/zey
>>151565267Zafira!
>>151554199>nclarenoids are getting salty and mentally rapedthey're gonna implode like never before , kek
>>151565272opel
>>151565272
>>151565201>His teammate has never been near GOATHamilton does have that same dumbfounded expression though that goats make when eating.
>>151565255>Hello my favourite pornstar ever is Hungarian!Andrea Timai ? based
>leclerc is fifty three points (two wins+) ahead of Hamilton>leclerc doesn't have a win>Hamilton doesn't even have a podium outside of a sprint race at a race he (and leclerc) were then disqualified from the main race over plank wear>leclerc only has 142 pointsFucking oof. A hundred million dollars this season for him to be that far behind chuck. Hamilton, at this point, is paid over a million dollars per point.
>>151565255Kek
Me, Oscar and the missus having dinner post US GP race
>>151565369how did he win 7 championships before? i only got into f1 this year so it feels odd when i see hamilton fans reminisce the golden days
>>151565393he looks like a proper midget here
>>151565369>leclerc doesn't have a winYou know, I kinda hope he'll get one this season. Just because it makes the Hamilton record stand out even more.But, yeah, I know, it's Ferrari. They'll never win anything ever again.
>>151565393they're laughing at the massive american portions?
>>151565410mercedes was a second a lap faster than everyone else
>>151565435for 7 years?
>>151565410Similar to how max was so dominant in 2023, apart from the fact that max is actually good at racing.Hamilton is THE carbaby. Everyone else was kind of shit, and the merc cars were just that good. Once other cars started catching up, he stopped winning so much without straight up cheats on the cars.
>>1515654488
total death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton (this one just for giggles)
Does Edd have sex?
>>151554199>>151554208>red bull mechanics trying to remove norris' tape
>>151565448Ferrari were close in 2017 and were even faster 2018 and 2019.
>>151565482way too fat
that's a whale, anon
>>151565410>how did he win 7 championships before?By having the most dominant car in the history of the sport, FIA and the stewarts actively bending the rules for him on numerous occasions, him having a teammate with no backbone for over half of them, and his team giving him preference over his teammate to an absurd level. Oh, and the 2008 one he didn't even actually win.Really, if you want to know why his championships are worthless, look at the Mercedes season he didn't win (despite FIA and Mercedes trying to gift it to him). 2016 tells you everything you need to know about how terrible he is, and how unsportsmanlike on top of that.
which car sounds the best and why is it the rb21
>>151565393hilight of his week end>>151565482wheres the pusy hair?
>>151565482way too skinny
I love Abu Dhabi 2021
>>151565504grass doesnt grow on a road frequently traveled
>>151565481>Ferrari were close in 2017 and were even faster 2018 and 2019.That's complete bullshit that your country's press made up to placate the talentless rapper and his fanboys. Ferrari was never even close in performance and Vettel had to push it to its limits (and at times beyond) to compete with a trash driver like Hamilton in the Mercedes rocketship.
>shavedgo to gulag vladislava
>>151565482*sniff*
>>151565515
>>1515654812018 was the only year ferrari had a chance if vettel hadn't shit the bedi mean bottas was 2nd in the pts in 2019 ffs
>>151565499
>2008*>2014**>2015**>2017***>2018***>2019****>2020*****
>>151565527>grass doesnt growYou mean Günther Grass, whose novel "Die Blechtrommel" (engl.: The Tin Drum) features a main character who one day in his childhood decides not to grow up and therefore doesn't?
ah ffsdeath to FIA and MBS
>>151565560i love racing
>>151565553What do the stars mean?
>>151565560"way too fat" is overstating it, but yeah she could do with losing a little
>>151565560grow your pussy hair back stupid shalava
>>151565560why are her veins so visible around the shoulders
>>151565560onlyfans watermark makes it sovlless
>>151565567How many months he cried when Hamilton won the championship
>>151565549>if vettel hadn't shit the bedVettel didn't "shit the bed". That he ever even was in contention was a near superhuman feat and only really possible because Hamilton was actually underperforming massively.Each of the spins and crashes Vettel got ridiculed for were a direct result of demanding more from the car than it could manage.
>>151565560W-where's the cock cage?
151565593>"won"lel
>>151565567Each star represents ten children that Mercedes had to sacrifice to keep their lead.
baking
bruh
>>151565594You sound like Toto defending Kimi's crash last year by saying that he was so fast the car couldn't keep up with him.
>>151565567>What do the stars mean?Not him, but:2008 - illegal car due to Spygate, only won on a technically (gaining points from a third party's cheating), belongs to Massa who's right now suing for it2014 - car was a result of illegal pre-season tests, team very likely behind some very strange defects on Rosberg's car2015 - car was still in part a result of the aforementioned illegal tests2017 to 2020 - his teammate was Bottastrue for all seasons: FIA exempting him from certain rules in certain situations, while also being harsher than warranted to his direct competitors
>>151565663I simply look at the facts and how terrible the Ferrari was that year. You, on the other hand, are eating up whatever excuse for Hamilton Edd and his collegues shit out.
>>151565669>while also being harsher than warranted to his direct competitorsaka brit fairplay
>>151565669Spygate happened in 2007 though.
>>151565724>>151565724
>>151565713The 2008 McL was basically the 2007 McL with minor improvements. It being allowed to compete as if the 2007 hadn't just been disqualified was as despicable as not penalizing Hamilton for his role in the whole scandal at all.
>>151564836i love women
>>151565779you sick fuck!
>>151565779Fag
>>151565393They make a cute couple.
