/hoc/vious - >>151555827News - SHORKS WON A GAEM
Nhl cancelled the 4 nations cup this year
>rags
>>151559444let's hear it for the sharks!
>>151559444first for my flames
>>151559413>>151559449Now listen you queer, stop being retarded or I’ll sock you in the goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered.
Why is Denver quiet? The entire arena should boo as loud as they can during the PK.
>>151559460Back to the bottom bud
>>151559469what the fuck do you think I'm supposed to see in this webm
pp's galore this game.
>>151559469Nice webm that doesn't show anything you retarded cunt.
>>151559472Anderson in the background skating directly toward the ref that called the tripping penalty, clapping his stick to congratulate him. It turns out that Gary doesn't cut highlights of players being complete retards so this is the best I've found so far
>DI-SSI-PI-RIN
Gary initiates operation "even up"
>>151559469>Malding Frenchies. They lost. Lmao, back to your brown-infested hobel of a province where you can LARP as being French you dirty homos
Carolina fans and whining Name a more iconic duo
Based big paddle Leon scoring the game winner. The only way all those montreal fans go home happy now is if they go to the water park tomorrow
>1/7 on the pp>9 shotsgrim
>>151559486are you embarrassed
Please do not act like Hartford isnt God's countryBUDDHA, ALLAH, JESUS AND YAHWEH LOVE THE WHALERS
>>151559471>my flames winlove me flames>my flames loselove me flames simple as
>>151559499>noooooooo don't call us out nooooooooo
>>151559499bud and trb
Makar the giant ego. Had a perfect seam to pass it to Olofsson but decide to shit and miss the net himself instead.
>>151559491cool it>YÈ OU L'OSTI D'CHÈQUE CALISSE!
Hearing Iain MacIntyre on the radio talk about the Nucks loss made me feel better.
I LOVE shoot outs
How many motherfucking penalties can these two teams get???
>>151559545probably could have been a few more
hey dylan wya bud
slopdown was cancelled
'niques bros...
What a shit penalty.
>>151559535Yeah Makar is totally known for his giant ego, holy shit you are clueless
Horrific penalty shots by the Nordiques>>151559576Why didn't he pass then?
that was hoglision and dark kek
and that will do it
eh after down 4 -1 after the 1st least the Avs get a garypoint
GET FUCKED REFALANCHECANES WIN
>>151559536Speak white you dirty slop-uttering faggot
eat SHIT you faggot fucking refbabbys
Welp. GG Whalers was a fun heritage night game
wild game
>>151559602>RefalancheMOOOOOM THE CAROLINA PLAYER FELL DOWN PLEASE CALL A PENALTY ON THEM!!!!
>tfw too smart for consistency
>>151559613I agree, fuck Colorado
>>151559587>Why didn't he pass then?Because a pass is not always that obvious in the heat of the moment, and you obviously want Makar shooting if he's in a good position. Always passing and never shooting is one of the main reason the Avs PP has sucked for years now.
I hope the FBI invades and lynches everyone in the Toronto replay room
absolutely laffing at:>rags>stors>assv>panthlelsKWAB
>>151559634i hope you find peace
Miroslav SATAN
my WHALERS :) are winning the stanley cup
>tell everyone the league is rigged for colorado in 2022>nah, you're just butthurt>tell everyone the league is rigged for vegas in 2023>nah, you're just butthurt>tell everyone the league is rigged for florida in 2024>nah, you're just butthurt>tell everyone the league is rigged for florida in 2025>nah, you're just butthurt>nba scandal happens>omg, is the NHL rigged?
lmao Quebec retired the number 8
NHL is rigged against the flames
gambling is for marks bud
>>151559659BASED WHALEGODHART FORD 4 LIFE
>>151559605non
>>151559660Who the fuck said it was ever rigged for Colorado and Florida in 2022 and 2024?
>>151559673whos marks bud?
>>151559682i did
>>151559668I think so too. With a goalie like Wolf, the Flames should be at the top of the standings
I think it's worth pointing out that the shoequeak coach that got arrested today was employed by the randycanes owner
>>151559634its canada not usa, you can do it yourselfthese canadians are more liberal about security
morning /hoc/fagmonton won but i dont really care about that im looking foward to the rematch against the jests and i think this night will be a night of flames you could tell by weegars last interview that hes done fucking around now
>>151559692heard he had xray glasses or some shit KEK that's based. too bad he's going away forever.
>>151559567Still Tony
>>151559692Dundon doesn't own them yet btw
>>151559660>2021
>>151559668Gary is punishing us for this (worth it)
I got banned from reddit for calling some lavalfag a frog
>>151559624holy shityou didn't watch the game at all
>>151559727and I just found your reddit account
>>151559727when i was in quebec some guy called himself a frog as joke and i didnt even understand the reference.>i am a frog
>>151559682Bennett punching Marchand in the face among many other Florida noncalls.
>watching the gamesngmi
>>151559471>pathetic division
>>151559692Even the mafia thinks basketball players are cool and hockey players are gay, we're doomed
>>151559729Holy shit do Carolina fans just expect every time someone falls to the ice to just get a call?
>>151559754I'm not getting banned by some hotpocket mod but what did all the arrested basketball people look like
>>151559727What are you doing on r*ddit you fucking homo?>>151559659Not with that manlet top 6 you won't.
>>151559727I got banned from Reddit for telling people if they're so worried about disease, they should stop having gay sex
>>151559760>would
>>151559487Yzerplan status: rejected
>>151559771like the hockey player who killed that guy in England
>>151559770it's okay, you can stop pretending now
I've never skated b4 btw
>>151559754the mafia is gay
>>151559679We spell it “No” in the white man’s land, thank you.
>>151559793
>>151559777checkedyou yuros might not know this but laval is the jewel city of canada, north america and maybe in the northern hemisphere
>>151559790B U T C H I E
so not a single clip of Anderson doing whatever he was doing alri
>>151559771bald and sad like most people involved with gambling and organized crime
>>151559820>Anything east of SK being a “jewel”A glass bead in a pile of dog turds at best lmao. Only the West is real Canada, you freedom-hating homos.
>>151559810paye ou paye>pay or pay
>>151559660>5 of the last 6 cups won by clubs in low tax jurisdictions >nah it’s not that
used to rate m*chigan until I realized its a suburb running straight into c*nada
Time for SPOOOOKY Logos
What if the Penguins make the playoffs and the Rangers don't?
>>151559727Go back
>pooferWorst goalie in the NHL.
>>151559847kinda sad you west paypigs reject man-itoba
>>151559861>Willingly translatesThat’s right you dirty fucking nigger, you’ll do as you’re told.
Cold Coffee just called refs "blind and biased idiots" in his presser
>>151559896eastern bestern
>>151559802We call it ice dancing here
>>151559921>Shitterpeg is just a chug free-for-all PVP zone>The rest is just the shitty eastern part of the prairiesMB is a buffer zone between the West and the wrongthinkers and nothing more.
>>151559941he already etransfered the fine to Gary it's cool
>>151559913this fucking what
>>151559936>every team except LA gets a legacy villain while they are stuck with the most reddit of "horror"kek
>>151559930
horror movies are gay
>>151559997>Literally no comeback whatsoeverI accept your concession you fucking inferior subhuman.
>>151559977
>>151559966you just lost canada bud
>>151559977nMarner
>>151559930>malding oilels fan thinks t he league is rigged against his teamIf that were true, McRetard and Draifapping would have been forced to San Jose by now.
>>151559913He’s playing for a blah cawks affiliate
And all of them
>>151560030Utah?
>>151560015randy and butters and mr. mackey calgary flames are the best in that show
>>151559941That’s the way to get friendly calls on your best player
>>151560044next to the xenonuck
>>151559913He did that in some UK league and they actually cheered for him when he came back I believe
>>151559997
>>151559896What's the sabres one? Zombieland?
>>151559941you'd better not be kiddingholy fuck I want to see that, inject it into my veins
>>151560024>Seething non-white projectionWe don’t need rigging lmao. We’re better than you.
>>151560052Seattle is the missing team
>>151560046randy went from the best character to the worst of all time
pigposters are peak
>>151560059Mr. Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects
>>151560014>>/paul/
>>151559988Amityville horror house is on Long Island
>>151560092>>/mald/
>>151560075It always is
>>151560108sleep it off bud
>>151560086I'm sure you can make statements about your intent to track down and commit murder of a public figure with a known location somewhere else.
>>151560066That's why you won back-to-back Cups against the Cats, right? Your team definitely wasn't embarrassed by a 40 year old Scotian with a schnoz that'd make Weinstein jealous, after all
rip
>>151560284
>>151560125You can’t sleep off superiority, bud.
>>151560284rip in piss
>>151560279What’s that? Best Leaf team?That’s what I thought.
>if you lose you win
>>151560086Pretty sure he got a ECHL contract.
never been to hartford but I know whaling was made illegal in 1972 (the year hartford joined the WHA) and hartford is over 30 miles from the coast so they weren't whalers at all and I spit on any fag pretending to be nostalgic for them
>if you bud you 1
>>151560241peter forsberg, iginla, lundqvist, jagr, thornton, ovi, alfie, and a certain young penguin...oh how far we've fallen...
>>151560537drive the i 95 from canada to the keys before you make another post about the beastern conference
>>151560605I've driven from deadhorse to key westseattle to halifax I've paddled into mattawa all the way from ottowa in just one daydon't fucking talk to me kid
>>151560537they remember the logo from their sheets is all
personally i hope we live to see a mammoth dynasty just to see gary suffer a violent brain aneurysm when hes presenting them the cup
>>151560767Soon
>Pacific division teams with both a 5v5 Goal and xGoal share above 50%:Vegas
>Metropolitan division teams with both a 5v5 Goal and xGoal share above 50%:CarolinaWashingtonPhiladelphiaPittsburghNew JerseyNew York RangersColumbus
why does gary himself need to present not just the stanley cup, but also the conn smythe? why does he need to be there, put his hands on it, almost as if to specifically say "good job you monkey you peon you little rat slave, you earned me big bucks this year"
>>151560874every commish in na does this. at least he gives it to the players instead of the geriatric senile owners
>>151560849wtf do those stats mean when the >rags got shut out 3 games already
>>151560909it means what it means
>>151560874Yea it should be Adam Sandler
This is a 25 year old Canadian in 2025.
This is an 18 year old Canadian in 1985.
REMPE REMPE!!
>>151560941he's beautiful
>>151560941>>151560949turns out people dont age as fast when their parents dont chainsmoke around their newborn and theres no lead in the gasoline
Here’s that 21 year old Canadian I was telling you about
game day flameschads :)))
gare don't care
>>151561001hell yeah and i can watch this one lets get revenge on the >jests
>>151561014Are you the guy who had an interview?
>>151559460I hope they lose tomorrow 6-5 and huberdeau says in the locker room interview:>I mean, I can't generate saves. I do my job, I try to put the puck in their net, and hope that our goalie can generate a couple saves.
gary can kiss it
>>151560083hell yeahthe next new nhl team should be pig-related in logo and name
>>151561001Post the real one:)
>>151561024Would be funny butt wolf is too elite to let that happen
>>151561024based. fuck that midget cancer wolf
>>151561044>pass to an unmarked guy at the back door is this meant to make wolf look bad
>>151561051he does that well enough on his own
How many shutouts does Wolf have so far?
2025... I am forgotten...
>>151561078>pass to an unmarked guy at the back door is this meant to make wolf look bad?
>>151561092I don't think that's true
>>151561092Mr clean?
need to grind my fucken pokemon before my next battle bros
Why yes I did watch a hockey sports match today how did you know?
>>151561023yea>it went ok but i was horribly underqualified, probably getting ghosted
>>151561164Oh well, like you said it was probably good experience. Least our Flames are finally returning :)
>>151561161>Hori scum appearsGo Whalers Go!
>>151561092>2G, 5A, +3 so far through 8 gamesNot bad. He doesn't have to be the only guy scoring and Nazar being a pretty good player has helped them.
You now remember when Nathan MacKinnon was a ship captain in the 1800s.
I went to buy a jersey for the PWHL Seattle team and they were sold out in less than 24 hours. What the hell?
>>151561092>beard>receding hairlineit's over
>>151561210overrated trash
>>151561219because the victoire are better
>>151561210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlwO6xoKlwg
>>151561221mvp at 4 naysh
Test
4 nations, 1 goal: gary's hand in marriage
>>151561251I want his feet
Gary has the right to Prima Nocta for all NHL players on their wedding night. And he does exercise this right with zeal and impassioned vigor.
>>151561231at what
>>151561265does this jog your nog?
>>151561269Sorry wrong file
4e was fucking sick no idea why /tg/ chimps about it
>>151561269oh we don't post all star games here
>>151561274the moment trb shat his pantaloons in anger
>>151561324entire days of threadfagging 4 naysh in every OP down the shitter in an instant kwarb
>>151561187Those are Schaefer’s numbers but with 1 less game played
>>151561336i was surprised he didn't get a point tonight despite the isles scoring 700 goals
>Calgary Flames 1-6-1
>>151561346He played almost 25 minutes which is pretty impressive. Roy is gonna burn him out but against the ledger is very impressive
>>151561351i'm torn between wanting to watch them lose to the jeets or the laffs lose to the dabres tomorrow
>>151561351Cope this was the plan all along. My flames are elite!
>Winnepeg shut out The fuck? Is Daccord elite? I swear one night he looks like a god and the next he lets in 3 easy ones.
>>151561333kwarb
>>151561381daccord is elite but the kraken can be unbelievably dogshit a lot of the time and even he can't drag them to victory
>>151561381he's ok
>>151561351wolf should be shoveling shit out of troughs at minor league games, not starting in a nhl goal
they made a trb thread >>151546447
>>151561411we call those marners now
making chicken burgers with red onion, lettuce and garlic sauce today
>>151561552we call those randys
>>151561274>Bustthews defensive awareness
How much is Gary going to fine the habs?
Lmao of course it's the Rags
>>151561655Celebrini is too good
>>151561663panthers don't look very good right now
>>151561663spoilers
>>151561686i hope that's a jays hat
>>151561637about tree fiddy
>>151561608I hope they are dumb enough to use him on the first line
>Michael Andlauer sells SNES for $1.5 billion>adding to his $1.5 billion already>pays 2 billion for a Quebec expansion team>great success
a marner-free experience
Mark Stone as a kidney stone
>>151562127rent free
>>151561980andlauer wants a team in hamilton
#BackToAtlanta
>>151562143No thanks. The NHL should not go to that dried up well for the third time.
>>151562113im scared that one day i will get a kidney krosby stone
>“Refs took over the game” - Cole CaufieldWe all know.
>>151562141Based my sennies will come to me
we need another team in edmonton
>>151562141>Hamilton Ontario Imagine the smell
>>151562257bet the dollar goy
>>151562297dollar?where?
based cole letting the refs know
My penguins ):
>>151561359please don't tell me that roy puts him on the pk
Shorks
>>151562393me on the left
>wake up>see Habs fans bitching about the refs all over social mediaHuh. Must be a day ending in Y.
>I can't generate offense, I'm the only good player on the team
Idc if i get shit for this take but we lost to a winless Sharks team. If that isnt telling you anything then i genuinely dont know what will. You want to know what it tells me? We will be mediocre all year…Maybe, just maybe Igor can steal games for us. But the underlying issue is that we cannot score (yeaaaa yeaaa, we scored 5 tonight but it was against the Sharks, so please temper your expectations..) So many scoring opportunities hit the post, it’s baffling. Are they aiming for the goalposts in practice? How the fuck is this happening so much.I kind of fully buying into the fact that MSG is cursed to hell and they need a seance immediately. Or maybe it’s truly that only one team can be good at MSG and now it’s the Knicks time to shine!Kreider im sorry for what we did for u but tell the witches that you bought off etsy to chill the fuck out
>>151562526thats not what he said why are flames haters so incredibly dishonest?
oops I didney again
>>151562586compare it to the holocaust for a more accurate comparison desu desu
> Adrian Kempe wins it in overtime and drops a "Horns Down" gesture in DallasIs this guy retarded? Texas Longhorns are on Austin not DFW.
>>151562526He should generate these balls on his chin.
>>151562609all you queers look the same
Can't see a fucking thing except for the audience
>rags>a>g>s
ayy this nigga name emmitt finna
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>McKenna contendersalso, the Rangers are a LOT fucking worse than their record...
> The refs took over the game.
Gavin McFlamiac
do people actually need to see the puck?
>>151562813Yes, but it sucks the players are in the way all the time. Wish we could just watch a puck fly around
>>151562715
>>151559605Les canadiens-anglais sont les nègres de l'espèce humaine.
/hoc/'s fraud listmorning of october tenth, year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five edition
Remember to take some time out of your day to laugh at the Flames.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151562879Love how my Sensies are tied for second in terms of goals for yet they're at the bottom of the list because >our goaltending fucking sucks
>>151562906we measure years based on the birth of your savior ya dumb stinky swede
>>151562939Indeed, nothing more moving than the cold, lifeless rotation of space dust. Amen, reason.
>Christcucks in my /hoc/Grim.
hoc is a Christian (Protestant) Nation
>>151562956cringe
>6-5Good job, gaybertans. Now go back at being useless low iq niggers like you are.
>>151562961I wonder if there's a single catholic on the planet watching hockey
>>151562965Exactly. Nothing more cringe than dedicating your life to worshipping the grown-up version of Santa Claus.
>>151562973you a bozo sven?
>>151562973ever heard of quebec bud
>>151562922dont forget about their defencethat sucks too
>>151562982I'd say asking your fellow ghouls in the 'cord for tips on how to style your stringy blue hair is pretty 'cringe' to me
>>151562982>le heckin fairytales!
>>151562982more cringe than that? a midwit talking about religion on /hoc/
love me Jesus love me Calgary Flames
>>151562986so much thismammoth style transfer should be the standard
Christcucks really don't like being reminded how retarded their beliefs are huh?
>>151563059what's your framework for the world?
>>151563059
>>151563059im not a christian, i just hate reddit atheists
Connections took all of 30 seconds, I own wyna liu if she isn't cheating
>>151561092>overshadowed by CelebriniHe's already a bust
>>151562586I didn't hear about either. So this is accurate
what went wrong?
>>151563130Celebrini and Smith are the duo.
Stop talking poorly about my chinese puzzle gf
>>151563172she's UGLY and she STINKS
>>151563174just like my islanders
>>151561092Yes. He is a bust. Celebrini took his spot on the Olympic team
>>151563172I swear she had 'Posters on my wall' as a category like I'm supposed to know, to say nothing of the 5 (five) NBA teams she listed last week (her editor has been informed)
>>151563200Yeah that game was kiked up hard.
>>151563302all he is getting at is that killing the usd is helping canadian teams
LMAO Gary laughing in the face of the people of Hartford and Quebec
>>151563140>New York
more like jew dork
>>151563302>25% of the league's gross comes from Canada>Canada has 7 of the league's 32 teams>7 of 32 is roughly 22 percent>Canada is making more profit with fewer staff than the entire US side of 25 franchises somehow
>>151563360Now run the numbers without the laffs
>Shannon's jersey collection makes up the additional 3% of the NHL gross from Canadacrisis averted, /hoc/, I figured it out; it was Shannon the whole time>and I suspected Gary of malfeasance; silly me
>>151563070I only believe in things I've seen with my own two eyes.
>>151563406that's very stupid.
>>151563406Based mountain man
Imagine listening to Pink Tranny Club after being cucked by the refs. I would go apeshit desu.
>>151563426thanks, man
>>151559444>4 games tonight>All at the same time
>>151563482I would just keep on dancing personally
>>151563540did anyone doubt that garys chosen canadian team is making the ploffs?
>>151563540Did they include the "deserve to win" graph too?
>>151563540lmfao even Edmonton local news admits it
Oh mama, I’m just having fun On the stage in my heelsIt’s where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club I’m gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club
>>151563540Damn I fell asleep and missed the rig What were the pre game odds?
4chan hockey threadI'm gonna be retarded down at the4chan hockey thread
>>151563417
>>151563641Not looking good
Gary hates my team, so I hate him
Gary should get into sounding. It may cure his parkinsons you never know.
>>151563746Bro I'm eating an early lunch
>brozoomers out
dude
>>151563746What boss drops this?
did anyone witness the raping of the dead wings last nightwhat happened
>Univ. of Alberta professor and sports management expert Brian Soebbing said that both the Oilers and the entire NHL are “paying close attention” to the latest on Canada-U.S. tariffs, which “stand to impact the biggest expense for Canadian teams: salaries,” according to Zac Delaney of the EDMONTON JOURNAL. The growing tariff threats from President Donald Trump are “causing uncertainty” for the league. Delaney noted that should tariffs be implemented on the bulk of goods from Canada, costs are “expected to rise in most industries,” while the Canadian dollar would “likely continue its drop” compared to the U.S. dollar. Canadian teams “have to pay players’ salaries in U.S. dollars,” relying on revenues gathered from tickets, merchandise, and food and beverage money, all purchased in Canadian dollars. Soebbing indicated that “perhaps the biggest tariff impact” will be that Canadian teams “could be facing a tougher time paying their players because of the currency exchange.” In a recent media appearance NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman said that the NHL has “considered the potential for the tariffs to affect business” and it is “prepared to make ‘adjustments’ if needed” but “continues to hope that the international tension is short-lived” (EDMONTON JOURNAL, 3/22).
>>151563763When did zoomers appropriate bro?
>>151563782They weren't playing shit teams like laffs and soilers.
>>151563791Gary and the owners are starting early for upcoming salary cap negotiations
>>151563791little bro should have just cooperated with big broself rekt lmao
>self rektjust like when your vpn failed lmao
>>151563851proven to be a different posterschizz on though you do you young blood
>>151563776Leaked interviews confirm McDavid and MacKinnon do pre game sounding to improve cognitive performance on the ice. The wider gauge device the more increased focus you get.
>>151563540>nooooo it's the refs fault we got scored on 6 times
Lol
>>151563791>“prepared to make ‘adjustments’ if needed” but “continues to hope that the international tension is short-lived”
Stay scared m8
.
When I was a kid I skipped an extended family member's funeral because my dad didn't want me to miss a pop warner game.
>>151563622
>>151563966based fuck funerals
>>151563967In the very center of garys brain suspended in dark matter contains this secret artifact.
>>151563540It's NFL-tier refs now.
- Macklin Celebrini, 1st overall in 2024 | 3-2-5- Will Smith, 4th overall in 2023 | 2-2–4- Logan Cooley, 3rd overall in 2022 | 3-1-4Flames leading scorer through eight games:- Nazem Kadri | 0-4-4
>>151564061Hoob is heating up
>>151563791>all of this happened because canadians couldn't take a joke>because they actually thought we wanted them as the 51st stateWhat causes this level of retardation?
>>151564061Damn shame to see him on a shit team
A zillion games last nightFour games on Friday nightWhy would Gary do this?
>>151564139scared of smackdown fair enough desu
>>151564061Look, Dustin Wolf can't generate offense despite him desperately wanting to. Please understand. Conny is making calls about shipping Kadri out anyways. >>151564080This is true.
>>151563782>>151563823Losing 7-2 after such a strong streak unironically broke me a bit, on top of all the other bullshit that happened today. No kidding, it feels like God himself conspired to make today as shitty as possible>Red Wings got wrecked.>I screwed up my test, gonna flunk it hard>Started raining and got drenched by some asshole driving too fast through through the waterlogged road.I think I'm gonna switch to the Canes now.
Is it in their contracts to give interviews and attend boring shit like NHL awards?
This is what Anderson got his penalty for https://x.com/LostMyHeadThere/status/1981595455982342262Essily over the line. Note how it's only the Edmonton broadcast that showed it. Quebexico's ignored this to stir the frogs into a frenzy
>>151564156Why cant he use his faun powers to generate offense?
>>151563941Jen, cope. >laffs
>>151564061>fumes' top scorer doesn't even have a goalKWAST
>>151564108A backbone
>>151564160Its "optional" but Gary will ruin you and your family's credit score if you dont attend
>>151564061I wonder how bad that contract would've been if lamoriello signed Kadri
>>151564267It would've turned bud racist
Our Sennies won :)
>>151564297MANY MORE TO COME
>>151564139World series game 1 tonight
>>151564157>losing to a worse islanders team than last year Trb
>>151564330I like the cut of your jib
>>151564335Imagine the tangerine tyrant when Canada wins again. First the 4 nations and the World Series. The Cheeto in chief will have a full on mental breakdown.
our Bruins lost (again)
>>151564139Go ahead and go look at the NBA day to day schedule and then go look up the religious background of both the NHL and NBA commissioners and you may just find your answer.
>>151564335Lmao remember when all the Toronto queers thought Ohtani was on a plane to Toronto to sign with the Blue Jays
>>151564434>laffs
>>151564335>>151564434Blue Jays are going to lose to >this in a humiliating fashion while the giga-jap 9000 goes and bring a much honor back to hiroshimahttps://youtu.be/LZzt5aS-6Zobaseball is gay
>>151564492you have been crying over one person singing this for a year and a half now
>>151564502how we doing today bud
>>151564492This is why I’ll never take baseball seriously as a sport. now I know how Americans feel when their hockey teams are doing well.
>>151564539But you're fine with chief longhouse grizzlysalmon yelling to you about how you're playing on "stolen land"?
>world series>2 countries are in it>usually just 1??????
>world series>only 1 country cares about it>that country isn't going to win
>>151564574Yes they were here first vtubers should be sent back to japan
>>151564640one is used for fun, the other is whiny and crys and bitches about muh stolen land.
>>151564614Congratulations Jays!!!!
How can a team consistently out compete and win against the best teams in the league year after year only to get the dogshit beaten out of them by teams like fuckin Buffalo and Ottawa? It's the same every time. Years they will randomly go on win streaks at the end of the season when they're playing teams that clinched. How is it possible?
>>151564691based
>>151564691when does quinn hughes join his hughes BROTHERS?
habses pensies ecf thank you gary I love the jewish people I love israel
>>151564210>a backbone>Far left gay zonePick 1
>>151564693I had to live through over a decade of ridiculous Detroit domination with teams that were constructed top to bottom with the games biggest stars, teams still talked about to this day. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!
Oilers fans are consistently brown and retarded
win/win trade desu
>>1515646937-2 against the fucking Islanders. Completely ruined my mood after riding high all week. It's the scale of the loss that breaks me. At least Buffalo could have been written off as "Eh, can't win em all."
>>151564108Do you enjoy being retarded?
Hi fellas
>>151564210>>151564775>you don't get it, anon, Donald Trump WANTS to add 55 more blue votes to the electoral college!There are many retards in this thread but this time I'm not one of them.
>>151564767you draw the line at the islanders but are fine losing to the Sabres who started an ECHL'er in net?
>>151564761dobson needed the facial hair to perform
>>151564717the devils are the perfect team for that incredibly uncharismatic bunch
Wayne Gretzky visited Slovakia today
>>151564809Buffalel should honestly be better given who they have in front of said ECHL'er. Their inconsistency is their biggest weakness
>>151564807you know he's a pedophile right
San Jose will be good whenever they find a semi-competent defensive core
>>151564818What was he trying to sell?
>>151559790not all of us are lucky enough to be gifted first overall picks desu :(
>>151564854just like every other shit team
My team plays tonight. I hope we win!
>>151564807I don't believe they are a threat to our sovereignty but I still agree with reducing trade and decoupling foreign policy with the USA
>>151562973right here pal, dont make me post a picture of a lesbian lutheran bishop>>151563059You are worshipping my God by spending so much time seething about Him.
>we
>>151564928That's fair. Bad enough we get dragged into (((foreign))) wars ourselves. You guys shouldn't have to suffer, too.
>>151564946I'm on the 5th line :)
>>151564928>decoupling foreign policy with the USAWhat good has that done? Going further left with reliance on China and the whole green energy thing isa joke, especially the ICE car ban thats supposed to go into effect in what, less than 10 years?
>CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA CHYNAyour largest trading partner
>>151564210Show me your backbone next time a loo-dodger crashes a tractor trailer into people.
>>151564985>left wing>trade >green energy Foreign policy?
>>151564492Are you fucking kidding me?? They literally have anime characters sing at baseball games? Like what in the literal fuck?Thats the gayest shit I've seen in sports. And thats the Dodgers??
>always online neets sharing their political opinionsoh boy...
>>151565008This happens weekly in the states
>>151564586It's a lot easier than saying the "Only Country That Matters in the World Series"
Im at the rinkdoing an afternoon skateyou are all hockey larpersi am real manGo Whalers
I don't like it when /hoc/ fights :(
>>151565041Shut the fuck up faggot
I apologise to the whole thread for letting them bait me Promise to be better in the next one
>>151565035probably in full latex doing some spins? fuckin fag
Bait this bussy
Sweden more like Somaliaden lmao
>>151565054Ok
>>151565075\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_
>>151565057i've had more ice time than you've had sex time KIDWhalers 4 life
>>151565075lmao too true
>>151565083yeah thats definitely true if you've ever skated however - ur a fag bro.
>>151565022cope
I'd kill myself if my team got 2nd and 1st overall picks in back to back years and got a finnish bust and an overrated Frenchie
>>151565112However it takes one to know oneNice try KIDDO
>>151565009Yes, which is why Alberta hated Trudeau so much. You have so much natural resources and yet you'd rather elect left wingers that will tax carbon and subsidize Chinese solar panels or whatever bullshit
>>151564693in my opinion it's a shit team run by retardsall the competitive teams for the past 15 years have been stacked with canadian bruisers and a few super high skill players who elevate the play of everyone else on the ice with them. meanwhile my dead wings are a bunch of "skill player" swedes and a few 30 goal scorers, and maybe a few geezers. goaltending has been an issue for a long fuckin time too and everyone always blamed the defense. yeah fuck jimmy "OTL" howard.scouting and drafting eurocucks with two last names year after year doesn't seem to be working out. if anyone can coach these bitchass zoomers out of the toilet it's mclovin, but I'm afraid he's gonna suffer the same fate as blashill and fester and get shitcanned because some whiny kids don't wanna play for him.
Can you nerds knock it off with your politics and talk about hockey instead?
>>151565132cmon...
so if the refs knew the Slaf penalty was a bad call and told them as much why would they even go for the Anderson white cane call
Still not a single midget NHL player. Are they even trying?
>>151565146what are the political implications of gary rigging the game against the habs?
>>151565146The Canadian dollar is a huge part of the NHL market and so talking about it is related to hockey
>>151565146yes, I would like to discuss how the toronto maple leafs tribe makes up 2% of hockey success yet are overrepresented in league revenue and attention globally
>knights haven't played in nearly a week>still leading their divisionKWAB
>>151565211>w-w front loaded our first line we will win for sure!
>>151565173bud dont real you leaf schizo
>>151564171yeah actually I didn't want to see two teams compete I wanted a game managed by some soft pussy. that's what competition and sport is all about.
So, I do not hate the Sabres nor do I really care about them, but I can get an official Fanatics Sabres Royal Blue breakaway jersey (with no player name lol) for $30. Should I get it or the White CCM howling Phoenix patch coyotes jersey for the same $35?
>>151565164You could try out Kidbe the first
>>151565276use the 65 bucks to order swedish snus
>>151565276you should buy an ad gary.
only shit teams today
>>151565249Yeah sports is all about behaving like monkeys and abusing the refs
>>151565330Thank you Captain Sweden
>>151565323gare don't care
Copey really thinks marner is good
>>151565352he is, retard
>>151565352Maybe it was just the Laffs that were the problem
>>151565276Why not get both?
>>151565076This is a frenzone while I'm here
>>151565167>what are the political implications of gary rigging the game against the habs?Bad. Gary's pissed at hasbs because they stole the spot in the SC Final that Gary had rigged for laffs. Now Gary switched the fix over to soilers, but he's worried hasbs will ruin the fix again.
>>151565330You tell em kiddo
>>151565323Our leafs for example
just took a mitchell marner
>>151565418Thanks fren!
>I watched it on a screen limited to camera angles where you couldn't see or hear anything about the misconduct calls... I KNOW BETTER THAN THE REFSEven if one call was bad, the boarding(?) one, it happens to all teams all the time and nothing to start behaving like a monkey over.
je suis sur la telephone avec les police
Only a few hours left wagiebros
>>151564693Why are >wongs fans talking like their shit team is above fellow shit teams like Buffalo and Ottawa? The Yzerscam must carry on I guess.
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>>151565565They do beat up on the true shit teams: laffs and soilers.
>>151565377Sweet two goals raise the banners
>>151565420But the Laffs were in the yoffs last year and they got btfo by the Kitties. They never even played the Habbies
>>151565377he knew how to stat pad in the regular season on the laffs all the same
>>151562391Yup. He’s their best defenseman in any aspect of the game, already
>>151562879Remember 24 hours ago when Detroit was +4?
>>151564693>rags
>>151564761Islanders side will age way better
>>151565155Ref let it continue for 4-5 seconds before he called it. Too blatantly disrespectful
>>151565523Kid like reaction from you
