Go Bears
First for my Chiefs
I have AIDS
Please use the proper names for teams and players. Thank you.
I wouldn't mind having Dan Campbell's warm cum in my throat.
Idiot
>>151560906Resign when you are lost.
You play to win the game
The bears have /nfl/ shaking in their boots at the prospect of becoming their next victim
>>151560898Terrible start to this genny
What Deuce and I talk about is nobody else's business
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z2z2p-RgMvcguy's usually annoying but this is a good one
>OH GOLLY WE SCORED
>>151560917If he knew ball he could've convinced Kwesi Ngubu to draft Bo Nix but he refused to learn ball
Defense: ELITETurnovers: +11Running Game: SOLVEDCaleb: GETTING THEREStreak: FOUR WINSyep, I'm thinking it's the Bears taking the north this year
If Bo Nix was black, he would be E Bo Nix.
>>151560955Still hilarious that Sean Payton tricked them into picking McCarthy
Wentz bros? Now what?
>>151560969he just needs more help
>>151560961sharp exhale through nosevery good
McCarthy isn’t a bust because all of the good qbs in his class were selected before the Vikings could make their selection.
>>151560961
>>151560963heh.. yeah sean sure showed them.. missing out on a future HOFer like Bo Pix
What's the current ranking of the '23 draft class QBs? Drake #1 for sure. And then?
These are my two favorite quarterbacks. You can have your favorites, but these are mine :)
>Danny Dimes might actually be legit and get his first ring this season
>>151560978>Bo Nix>>151560989>Daniel Jones (alternatively Indiana Jones)
>>1515609791. Drake2. Gayleb3. RGIV 4. Bone Eggs5. Penis Jr. 6. McCarthy
>>151560979>23>DrakeKWAB
my asshole itchies
>>151560994>Caleb, Daniels, Bo Nix, Penix Jr
You either plonk or get plonked
>>151560961I don’t get it.
I just want to watch my Panthers win on Sunday already man
Skol anon called it
Bo Nix is must watch football
>>151560979>daniels>nix>maye>gayleb>penis>mccarthy*Mcfaggot gets an asterisk because I think he has potential but not with the geriatric offensive line the kangz have
>>151560898why is soox in nfl garb
I was skeptical about someone saying there was someone who said Bo Nix was good in these threads but now i see the flag and i understand why someone who cling to such a contrarian opinion for attention
Not my fault I know ball. I was born with the Ball Knower™ gene
>>151561093>I was born with the Ball Knower™ geneIs it possible you were simply born a faggot or did you learn this through sucking dick?
>shit bantz>mad about nothing Yea, that's definitely an Australian
Trust a kiwi to try and defend being a faggot. What else would you expect from the literal gayest country in the world?
Two retards fighting
Now try typing that without crying
>it was MY turn to have a career revival
>>151561145Are you parents arguing anon?
Is New Zealand Australia's Canada or Australia's Mexico?
>>151560961If Justin Herbert were ice cream he'd be Justin Sherbert
4th quarters fear him
>>151561129>>151561150>>151561163Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
At least they didn't make me write a 5000 word essay. Now that would've been something
>>151561165Trip on, Temujin.
>>151561163Melbourne is Australia's Mexico. New Zealand is more like Australia's Puerto Rico. Incredibly gay and lgbt friendly while thinking they're anything more than a territory
>>151561169Getting raped is normal behaviour for the average New Zealand man. Being a faggot was acceptable behaviour since before the British came and brought the retards into the 20th century
Melbourne is based on of the best cities in the world. Brisbane is a queer tranny filled shithole. I worked with and met so many they/themselves when I lived there in 2023. Perth is pretty cool too but wouldn't want to live there. Fucking 40 minute drive to get anywhere
Indonesia/Bali is Australia's Mexico, come on
Who's the worst minorities in your islands? Is it the Aboriginals? Tongans? Maori? The import jeets? Subsaharans? Your Chinese overlords?
It's funny as hell that he goes and proves my point about being a faggot since Melbourne was one of the first states in Australia to accept gay relationships while Brisbane was literally the last.
>>151561207in both Aussie and NZ most people would say Indians. I will say abbos were pretty bad for causing a ruckus and always getting talked to by police when I was living in Melbourne. Didn't see as many in Brisbane or Perth for some reason >>151561208I'm not gay you malding Aussie. Melbourne is simply way better and less pozzed than Brisbane. I literally wasn't allowed to assume anyone's gender/call them he or she unless they told me specifically. The most cuc.ked tranny infested shithole I've ever been
>>151561207Depends what you mean by worst. If you're a woman in western NSW muslim/lebanese are some of the worst and they're notorious rapists. Melbourne has a rampant Sudanese gang situation where you can be hacked up by a machete in a shopping mall, ACT/WA/NT have massive abo populations who are some of the worst thieves you can possibly imagine but will usually not stab and murder you and only sexually assault their own families. So really depends on what type of crime you prefer.
>>151561050why didn't you get behind Jack Dart
>>151561236Eye Test missed on him I'll admit I didn't rate him. Thought he played too reckless and was a meathead dumbass. He's a natural thrower and completely in command of the offence already. The pick in the 4th quarter was bad but he made some incredible throws against the Broncos. They really should've won that game
Patty Cuckitini
I missed the gamethread were queefies seething that Herbie won?
>>151561223Melbourne is literally the most pozzed city in Australia. You just got tricked by their nightlife because they're such faggots. They bent over backwards for Dan Andrews during covid and took every single gay shit they were dealt.>>151561207Since i forgot the other minorities you mentioned here's my experience with the rest:-Pacific Islanders are generally only bouncers or labourers because they're dumb as dogshit and only ever good athletes. Heavily representative in Australian Sports so they're ok.-Jeets: Slimy little shit weasels who will stab you in the back for their career aspiration and rampant scammers but otherwise completely harmless.-Gooks: Australia assets and property essentially belong to them because everything was sold off to them just like our rare minerals were just sold to Trump because our leaders are spineless faggots. They have their own suburbs they essentially own.
>>151561272The vikes looked so bad everyone was just glad to see it over.
>>151561276The covid stuff was bad in 2020 I'll admit. I left in 2021 and never went back. What that cunt did to his people was disgusting. I worked with a guy who had a complete breakdown because of it had to take weeks off work because he couldn't deal during that 112 day lockdown
>>151561272Probably, but they're always seething. In over half a decade the kiddies haven't learned to handle even a victory without whining
>>151561147I haven't paid attention to the NFL much in recent years, but I swear things like 5 sack games and misses FGs and extra points seem way more common these days. Why is that? Like I tuned in a few weeks ago and there were two separate games with kicks blocked and returned for a touchdown that day. It's like something is in the water.
>>151561311Extra points are pretty easy to explain because of the pushed back extra point attempts. Kicks being blocked maybe because teams aren't allowed to fully practice like they used to
>>151561242Most loud Ameriwhites are nothing but fluff these days so I don't blame you from the outside. Probably would have read between the lines if you were from here
>>151561326Pretty much this and as far as sacks go I chalk it up to there being so many truly terrible teams. The Pants had 5 sacks in 6 games then they go and play the Jest and get six more in that game alone
>>151561311It’s rigged more than ever now.
>>151561311Field goals are made at a higher rate but there's still enough that they stand out more now and there's more forced one possession slop games from rules so they tend to be more critical
reminder: KOC quit on his team and Darnold in the 2nd half of the playoff loss last season. They were only down 18 and he was letting the entire play clock run out and ran the ball multiple times in a row then punted with a ton of time left. Absolute loser coaching
>>151561368Fields goals are made easier because teams are allowed to practice with game balls or something that the NFL allowed recently. That's why you're seeing kickers hit 50+ yards so easily now
>>151560898Chargers really paying the man united girl to larp as a fan?
>>151561311Teams don't focus on O-lines/D-lines like they used to
Lotta season left
>>151561326>>151561350>>151561368>>151561402Huh. Interesting.
>>151561396sure but it's been going up steadily without that anyway for years. letting the equipment managers go home to take a heat gun to a ball after cumming on it for 8 months just exacerbated it
Might watch some ball
>>151561380the most millennial coach of all millennials. a wet paper bag when anything goes wrong and a mute when someone has to get tough
Colin Kaepernick has more playoff wins than Justin Herbert, Jordan Love and Dak Prescott combined
>>151561460White Power Joe finna make white HC/white QBs 9-1 against black HC/black QBs Sunday
>>151561479Then Moonman Mac will make it 10-1
>>151561494
>>151561479Joe Flacco simply can't be stopped. They try to stop him then realize they can't. One of the most powerful forces we've ever seen in our league
I don't really get how you can watch football and still be racist towards black people. So many of your team's key players have been black at this point. Seems like you've committed to a bit and do it all for other weirdos online.
>>151561523The league should be 50% black not 70%. every vanta black team sucks ass besides the Packers and they're iffy. Not asking for the repeal of the 13th Amendment here
>>151561523It's like watching monkeys in the zoo or indians run my petrol station and still not want them to live next door to me because they're doing what they're made to do
>>151561523thank you blk ppl for carrying my team
>>151561523A lot of people here never grew out of their edgy racist phase, it is what it is
that was for dre greenlaw
I don't want to root for the Steelers but I kind of want to see Aaron stick it to the Packers. It's always funny when Matt Lafleur gets angry the little midget
>>151560914Loins fans in a nut shell.
>>151561609People can't honestly be delusional enough to watch Love and think he's on the same level as Rodgers was
>>151561586Says the "German" as he watches his sister get raped.
>>151561696He plays more like Favre than Rodgers imo but I do rate Love
>>151561706Favre was much better than he was too
>>151561523Blacks only needed five or so laws to reach the majority of the league. If schools were resegregated (blacks hit puberty earlier and get priority coaching from peewee on) and poverty becoming more common, whites could retake the league in a generation.
>>151561715I never saw his true peak. 09 he was incredible that was a magic season but I was still in school so I missed most of the games live. Experiencing his 3 straight MVP seasons in the 90s must've been so cool. Anyway I'm more speaking playstyle than comparing talent
The NFL would be a way better product if negros were banned from being coaches or quarterbacks.
>>151561762>Le slim reaper!!Cringe. Also the Eagles intentionally tanked to get the pick to draft him. Unbelievably cucked franchise that nobody respects
Based Eagles making sure a 6 and 10 Giants team didn't make the playoffs
People say that Baker Mayfield and Josh Allen are two of the best quarterbacks when it matters. This is true because neither of them have thrown incompletion or an interception in the Super Bowl
>EaglesDont respect em. Howie literally walks around waving his circumsized penis in everyone's face and blackmailing them to send their best players for 5th round picks. Disgusting little jew
>>151561726Favre was the man. Imagine an arm that never went flaccid that would take hits from some of the hardest hitting niggas in the league in his own division like John Randle. He ruled
You. Have. Reached. The.. coach's hot line.
I hate every single one of you faggots. I haven’t gotten a decent night sleep in years and it’s thanks to this dogshit website and the retards who inhabit it. Go broncos.
>>151561809When I sleep I dream of Bo Nix
I can't make threads on /tv/ anymore too much abuse from my IP range...... keeeeeeeeeeeek
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes wants to take you back to Week 5. To a pass play when he looked down the sideline to teammates Xavier Worthy and Brashard Smith, but neither broke open.What happened next, he says, is a calculated change — and also part of the reason, through seven weeks, he has elevated himself to the favorite for NFL MVP in betting markets.In 2024, he would’ve looked for a checkdown pass here. Or perhaps to scramble to pick up whatever yards he could.This time, however, Mahomes made it to his third read while buying time in the pocket.And saw receiver Tyquan Thornton running free downfield.“In previous years, I would have never even looked over there to Tyquan,” Mahomes said Wednesday, “because the coverage dictated that it was not going to be open.”Instead of a minimal gain, Mahomes getting to Thornton resulted in a deep second-quarter pass — and a 34-yard completion.It’s this sort of sequence, Mahomes says, that he’s worked so hard to create this year after some self-evaluation this past offseason.The takeaway for Mahomes after that reflection? He was actually overanalyzing on too many plays.
>>151561913Mahomes said last season, he was obsessed with playing the game perfectly before the snap. That meant if he saw the defense was about to play a certain way, he’d decide beforehand not to throw to specific routes.“It’s like, ‘I know the coverage it is. I know this route’s not supposed to be open.’ So I would just move on,” Mahomes said. “I went back and watched the film this last year, and I was like, ‘I can’t give (defenses) too much credit.'”Reviewing the film only solidified something in Mahomes’ mind: Defenders make mistakes. Not only that, certain defensive backs might have zone coverage responsibilities, but they also might shift their plan post-snap if their instincts kick in to do something else.“They’re going to be trying to make plays, just like I’m trying to make plays,” Mahomes said. “And so go through your progression, go through your read, simplify and just play fast. And I think that’s really helped me out this year.”
>>151561913>>151561918Literally no one cares about your gay fanfic bro
>>151560981based. you're upsetting non whites and i like that.
>>151561167>mfw the cowgoys are up six gorillion in the fourth, and Bo unleashes his Schutzstaffel powers and defeats them in the final two minutes
So why do people call Randall Cunningham QB Eagles?
>>151561929It's called an interview idiot
Can someone explain to me what was great about the 2020 Bengals/Dolphins/Chargers/Eagles
Post a link instead of flooding the thread with your shitty interviews, kiddies
Matt stafford looks like a chipmunk
i can't believe there are still GMs retarded enough to take TE in the first round
Vikings are LAST in the division.
>>151562110Their fault for getting the wrong TE
>>151561012"Ix" is sometimes pronounced "ee". So his nam would be ebony
>>151562060so does your mom when her mouth is full of nuts (mine)
>>151562258jesus christ that's stupid
Bros im so tired of being a dolphins fan. What other teams should I root for
>>151562357jets
>Josh Simmons passed on offers from Georgia, Oregon, Michigan, USC, Oklahoma and other top programs coming out of high school to stay in his hometown and play for San Diego State because his grandma was sick and he wanted to be there for her and his mom.by letting him take multiple weeks off for a familial issue, the Chiefs have turned Joshua Simmons into a Chiefs LT for life.
Imagine getting engaged to a woman and now there's footage of her pretending to get fucked by a black dude. And then the internet declares it the greatest film ever made. Jesus Christ. Lmao. If I was Josh Allen I would off myself out of shame
>>151562357I don’t blame you. It’s clearly not a serious team. Ownership isn’t doing what needs to be done to keep players focused on winning instead of the beach party atmosphere of Miami and any talented coaches and players that actually want to win that find themselves there realize quickly enough that it’s not a team that takes the season seriously.
>>151562453What a sex scene in that shitty sinners movie? God I’m sick of the nigcels on this website
>>151562460I'm going off what I'm told because no way would I waste my time watching that garbage.
bears bros, we're going to be okay
>>151562490and they both have zero (0) rings
>>151562453Josh Allen should off himself for reasons unrelated to that
JJ McCarthy is so bad at football that the Vikings are literally willing to let Carson Wentz die on the field before putting JJ in again
Did you guys know Kirk Herbstreit has a DOG???
PEAK judaism lol
>>151562357Learn to like the league first and your shit team second
egbigboo
>>151562602Did you know that Jimmy Graham used to play basketball?
>>151562603that's required because part of the international player pathway program you disgusting casual
I don't understand the Vikings strategy last night, did they really think it was a good idea for the defense to allow the Chargers to score 4 touchdowns when the offense obviously wasn't capable of even scoring more than 1? Seems kind of stupid for me, if they only allowed the Chargers the 3 successful field goals then the Vikings would have won. I'm not a coach or anything but it seems obvious that you shouldn't allow the other team to score more points than your team can score.
>>151562689>I'm not a coach or anything but it seems obvious that you shouldn't allow the other team to score more points than your team can score.I'm going to need a source on that
>>151562602I watched that entire game minus trash time and can't recall one thing he said I just tune out the announcers
why did the kangz keep playing wentz's shitty and injured ass until the final 2 minutes instead of going to their backup?keeping him in was basically forfeiting
>>151562725KOC literally gives up when things don't go according to plan. He quit on his team and Darnold in the 2nd half of the playoff loss last season. They were only down 18 and he was letting the entire play clock run out and ran the ball multiple times in a row then punted with a ton of time left. Absolute loser coaching
>>151562703Just trust me bro, I never coached football
>>151560979Daniels is still #1 from playoff success even though he is having a down year>Daniels>Maye>Nix>Williams>Penix>McCarthy
>>151561523It's blatantly obvious that most of them are dei hires and I mean that. It's not a surprise that now all of a sudden you have white cornerbacks dominating. The league has artificially been propping up black talent for decades
make all reffies bleed
>>151561523I am only rascist to black QBs. When I need someone to run fast I go with the blacks.
why would they lie about the ball hitting a wire?
>>151562805they aren't lying, it didnt hit the wire. the skycam was behind the kicker its impossible for the wire to be in the way
>>151562805based gaslighting reffies
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Justin Herbert. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Justin. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
>>151562829Patrick...
I fucking hate Ryan Poles. Why didn't you pick Drake Maye you useless fuck I hate you.
>>151562846drake maye is a vrabelbabby though. caleb will be elite he unironically just needs more time to develop
>>151562855Drake Maye with Ben Johnson would be NFC Championship contenders.
>Alex High Smith Baneposting on WDVE
The Chargers unis last night looked so much better than the piss suits.
>>151562855>Implying Vrabel is all that good
>>151562367Malcom Keks over here
>>151562550Remember when Carson Wentz was going to be the next great NFL quarterback? Before that became Patrick Mahomes.
>>151562805https://youtu.be/UCPG-9QPQiA?si=O2W05wAR9qw4RC0tScrubbed the footage but it probably didn't hit the wire?
worst thread ever
>>151562972Lel
>>1515629517 weeks into the season and already has more wins than either of the previous two seasons, have scored 30+ three times this season; 1 time total in the previous 3 seasons combined, and are averaging 10 points a game more than the previous two seasons>b-b-but their easy schedule!!!they have losses against the 5-12 jets, 6-11 49ers, 4-13 jags, 3-14 titans 4-13 commies, 6-11 giants, 5-12 chargers and 7-10 jets in 2023 and 2024.
>>151563055>they have losses against the 5-12 jets, 6-11 49ers, 4-13 jags, 3-14 titans 4-13 commies, 6-11 giants, 5-12 chargers and 7-10 jets in 2023 and 2024.Yea so they're a bit better than the absolute dumpster fires they were those years. They still got the shit kicked out of them by shit teams like the Stillers and Raiders this year you mongoloid faggot
>>151563035maybe on planet retard
Happy about the win, feel for you Vikingnigs on to the next one and let my Chargies please get rid of the injury bug and get really healthy for the second half of the season
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
Chargers navy blue should be a mandatory full time uniWhat is up with nfl teams that save kino unis for special occasions and having regular unis that look like utter shit?
>>151563091>Yea so they're a bit better than the absolute dumpster fires they were those years.they're the same fucking team kek the only real difference is vrabel.>they lost to the ders and stoolers!a week 1 loss and a good team that forced 5 turnovers and it was still only a one score game. that would be a 40+ point loss in the previous years. it's fucking crazy people try to discredit vrabel after watching what he did in tennessee. how are they doing without him btw?
>>151563152People spent every single year since the 1970s begging the Chargers to go back to powder blue full time. And now that they finally did, people are claiming they want the navy blue back? There's no way they're switching
>>151563125Aren't both your tackles and top two running backs out for the season?
>>151563168Joe chad is back and was playing last night, which is why herbert and the run game looked infinitely better
>>151563168Alt was back for the Vikings and Hampton should be back for the Jags or Tits game and the bye week is right after that so we should be ok
>>151562972ayyyyy
>>151563152>Navy blue over powder bluesYou have some legendarily shit taste
>>151563297That's not surprising. Kiwis are subhumans who eat shit like Marmite and have a gay ceremonial dance that they do for everything.
We wuz Kangz for a while bros. It was fun while it lasted.
I wish teams would do navy blue and powder blue togetherthe chargers uniform would be perfect with a navy top and powder blue pants with yellow accents
>>151563368That sounds awful
>reddit having a melty over Herbstreit calling Wentz a pussy for crying like a bitch on the sidelineLmao
>>151563337>Marmiteis actually pretty good
>>151563379turdstreet should be called out because he's an annoying fuck
>>151563368>I wish teams would do navy blue and powder blue togetheranon...
>>151563162I’m biased, because they wore the navys the entire the I was growing up, so last night felt right to me.
>>151563436The powder blues look good, but the navy makes the yellow pop. It would've looked even better with solid white helmets, maybe with blue bolts, if you didn't want to look too much like Pedo State.
>>151562805Based refgods
still laughing at the vikings
who else thinks ceedee lamb getting hurt all the time is because of the gambling?
>>151563434Is that an AFL team, or is it the UFL now?
>>151561523its the modern day equivalent of gladiators in rome. i dont have to consider them people t watch them kill each other
>>151561523It's in their DNA to be cucks. They love watching big muscular black men play a game and then later on they fantasize about them being in a club and having white women approaching them from all over and then taking them home and fucking the shit out of them. They absolutely love this mental excercise.
>>151562767>now all of a sudden you have white cornerbacks dominating.There's like 2 white CBs in the league and neither of them are the best at their position.
>>151563389Turn your VPN off, you fucking clown.
>>151562767>the white cornerbacks in question
>>151562981he was definitely on pace to be, as the statmutt likes to saythat ACL injury derailed his entire careergranted something like that was going to happen sooner or later as reckless heroball was the name of his game
>>151563608>that ACL injury derailed his entire careerIt wasn't an ACL injury. He's been completely mindbroken since 2020.
>>151562605Insanely jewish comment