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anime

Mirassol is giant

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Millos y Cerro

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Vicetória

blessed copito, may he makes lots of cacas in the years to come

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reminder that we started losing by 3x0 this final.

>>151563956
Every result for today and tomorrow
>COPA ARGENTINA
22:10 | Ind. Rivadavia x River Plate (2-1)
>ARG1
18:00 | Independiente x Platense (0-0)
>URY1
19:30 | Defensor x Torque (o-o)
>COL1 (UTC-5)
18:00/16:00 | Alianza Valledupar x La Equidad (2-1)
20:00/18:00 | Fortaleza x Dep. Pasto (0-0)
22:10/20:10 | América x Junior Barranquilla (2-1)
22:10/20:10 | Deportivo Pereira x Águilas Doradas(0-0)
>CHL1 (UTC-4)
17:00/16:00 | Palestino x Everton (0-0)
>BRA2
19:00 | Novorizontino x Botafogo-SP (2-1)
21:35 | Cuiabá x Remo (0-0)

>saturday 25/10:
>BRA1
16:00 | Vitória x Corinthians (2-1)
16:00 | Atlético-MG x Ceará (0-0)
17:30 | Fluminense x Internacional (0-0)
18:30 | Sport x Mirassol (0-11)
19:30 | Fortaleza x Flamengo (2-1)
21:30 | São Paulo x Bahia (0-0)
>URY1
13:30 | Juventud x Plaza Colonia (0-0)
16:00 | Cerro x Peñarol (0-0)
18:30 | Cerro Largo x Racing (0-0)
>COL1 (UTC-5)
16:00/14:00 | Envigado x Boyacá Chicó (0-0)
17:00/15:00 | Tolima x Dep. Cali (2-1)
18:10/16:10 | Bucaramanga x Llaneros (2-1)
20:20/18:20 | Santa Fe x Millonarios (0-0)
22:30/20:30 | Once Caldas x Unión Magdalena (0-0)
>CHL1 (UTC-4)
15:00/14:00 | La Serena x Audax Italiano (0-0)
17:30/16:30 | Huachipato x Iquique (2-1)
>BRA2
16:00 | Volta Redonda x Coritiba (0-0)
16:00 | Athletic x América-MG (2-1)
18:30 | Paysandu x Avaí (clasico) (0-0)
20:30 | Criciúma x Goiás (2-1)
>PRY1
17:30 | Tembetary x Sportivo Luqueño (0-0)
20:00 | Trinidense x 2 de Mayo (0-0)

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>>151563984
>opens 3x0
>concedes a goal at end
>took 4 in the ass in the second match to learn
>took 5 in the very next year

>>151563996
Luqueño and 2 de mayo will win, there, I saved your bet and delayed the overcoming of your gambling addiction.

>>151563984
>>151563997
virou sao paulo agora? as suas glorias vem do passado? foca no resultado atual, amigo

>>151563996
I bless this post and the rains in africa
Nice little note with recognizing paysandú x avay as a clasico

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>campeonato pau

>>151563997
It's even funnier when you remember Rafael timewasting in the first minute

>makes claim it was a sao paulo shirt
>gets questioned on the basis of this claim
>claims that the burden of proof is on me
You're a huge faggot, anonymous of the last thread
You cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt it isn't a Ferrim shirt

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>campeotano lista

>>151564028
I'm not him but I can prove

>>151564035
prove this nuts in your mouth lmao coringa ant got shit on me bro, crown me

Chora porco freguês

>>151564035
proof?

>>151564028
>questioned on the basis of this claim
Real men proceed to.make.claims.of their own

>>151563956
Based Copito

>>151564018
the bird and feet classico is the only worth match to watch that matchday

>>151564048
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/prison-break-sao-paulo-shirt/

>>151564069
damn we lost this one trikasbros...

>>151563956
perro lordose

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>>151564048
watching the video frame-by-frame, you can notice a small black text below the tricolor stripes

Using Footballkitarchive, I checked and Ferroviário never had a a kit sponsor with a black wordmark below the stripes, San Pablo on the other hand had multiple.

Never saw Gabigol anymore

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>>151563956
Capitão hunter bros....

>>151563956
Copito has won more awards than brasil's poster boy, Old Man Nerman

>>151564095
Also ferroviario doesnt use the badge in the center of the kid like this one

>>151564106
The kit*

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make it copalib related

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>>151564095
here's a better frame, where the sponsor is more noticeable
>>151564106
they used to, until 2017

>>151564113
Cori shiba x el bicho

>>151564099
Never heard of this pedo before he got arrested

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Bom tarde

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Will Coritiba do it or will it be a sensational pecheada?

>>151564208
she got a nice pecheada

What are the bigs that went to the B and weren't champions there?

>>151564148
Pokemon
Pedo
Poetry

>>151564208
>>151564219
Here we can see two bigs that have never been B (cup)

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>>151564175

>>151564236
Based henrique e julianao, isarael.e rodolfo, ana castela or whatever

>>151564236
yeah all top 200 songs in brazil are taylor swift

Cruzeiro disaster (2019–2021) — the fall of a giant

teehee i post the map again

the bigger they are...

>>151564263
Why not say it was a sinking

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yeah

>>151564300
good idea, i will make the Crubeiro movie. Ruanet give me money

>>151564308
you come back and AI has taken over the world, now what?

disappear. do meth. die.

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>>151564311
Hi Lazaro Ramos, please stop stealing my money.

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dis a pear

>>151564250
Taytay S2

DOCUMENTARY OPENING — CINEMATIC SCRIPT VERSION

Title: Cruzeiro Disaster (2019–2021) — The Fall of a Giant
Tone: HBO / Netflix documentary. Ruthless, poetic, real.

SCENE 1 — “THE MYTH OF INVINCIBILITY”

Black screen. Absolute silence.
Text fades in: 145 YEARS. NEVER RELEGATED.

VO (deep, icy calm):

“In Brazil, there were four untouchable giants. Untouchable… until 2019.”

Cut to legendary Mineirão nights — packed stadium, Libertadores finals, Alex, Sorín, Tostão.
Epic music. Almost holy.

SCENE 2 — “THE SMELL OF ROT”

Hard CUT to a hidden-camera angle in a Cruzeiro boardroom.
Audio leak. Men laughing. Talking about “desviar dinheiro”, “lavar”, “ninguém descobre.”
Glitch. Distortion.

SCENE 3 — “WAR IN THE LOCKER ROOM”

Players arriving in luxury cars.
Cut to TV pundits: “Cruzeiro tem o MELHOR elenco do Brasil.”

Microphones capture Thiago Neves joking:

“Se cair, tem que matar presidente… brincadeira, pô.”
(people laugh — fake laughter, echoing… slowly turning unsettling)

SCENE 4 — “THE NIGHT IT ALL ENDED”

December 8, 2019 — Mineirão.

Cruzeiro vs Palmeiras.
Full stadium. Blue hell.
VO: “They came to watch a miracle. They witnessed execution.”

Camera on Fred — frozen.
Camera on fans — praying.
Scoreboard: Cruzeiro 0 x 2 Palmeiras
Silence. Total silence.

Then — RIOT.
Flares. Chairs flying. Kids crying.
Police shields up.
COMMENTATOR (panicked):

“Cruzeiro caiu. Cruzeiro caiu.”

Music dies. Black screen.

SCENE 5 — “THE SECOND DEATH (2020)”

Graphics: Série B 2020. -6 pontos por calote.
Stadiums now empty (pandemic).
Cold grey lighting.

Cruzeiro loses to CSA. Loses to Confiança.
Fans googling “onde fica Confiança?”
Twitter war. Shame.

Cruzeiro finishes 11th.
One kid outside Mineirão saying:

“Pai… Cruzeiro vai pra Série C?”
The father doesn’t answer.

SCENE 6 — “THE ABYSS (2021)”

Cruzeiro plays Londrina in a half-empty stadium on a Wednesday night.
Camera slow pan — lifeless.
The commentator sighs, dead voice:

“Cruzeiro precisa de 1 ponto… para NÃO CAIR pra Série C.”
Silence.
This is the lowest point a Brazilian giant has ever reached.

SCENE 7 — “RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD” (2022)

Night. Ronaldo Fenômeno press conference.

“Cruzeiro está quase falido. Mas não está morto.”
Training intensity. New order. Silence turns to discipline.
Cruzeiro DESTROYS Série B.
The giant wakes… but with scars forever.

Final shot:
Drone shot above Mineirão — sunrise.
Text:
NO GIANT IS IMMORTAL.

Fade to black.

I can continue with Part II: character arcs, or alternate this into a full screenplay WITH DIALOGUE, or even write the opening monologue like a cold Scorsese/Gonçalo M. Tavares poetic killshot.

Which do you want next?

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Bros, is it worth contacting FIFA SAC or department of inquiry to insist why they dont put Palmeiras crest on their official world champion logos?

>>151564348
>>151564356
I'm thrilled to watch the Dudu episode

You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zeppelin
You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot
You say Flowers-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden
You say Hip Hop-i say shut the ---- up
You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!
You say hanah montana-i punch you in the face
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T! LET! THE! SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!

>>151564356
training montage
skank music

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Im going to kill the next person who mentions Taylor Swift

>>151564338

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>>151563984
It will depend on sunday’s result. If Palmeiras end up losing to Cruzeiro and losing badly, I really doubt they’ll win next thursday. People were joking at the beginning but there’s now a real chance of a Racing vs LDU final. I was laughing while watching this video posted by an argie on Twitter. Unfortunately, it’s been ages since Bruno Henrique was able to score those kinds of goals. Flamengo don’t have a good center forward to replace Pedro. Boto really thought that players like Vlahovic from Juventus would accept to play in Brazil.

best thread in a while

>>151564348
High effort post

>>151564397
Fuck the person who made this

>>151564122
é superbet patronacdor

>>151564461
vlw chatgpt

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>>151563968
did you forget your pixels?

>>151564430
it's crazy how someone with clear cognitive problems can be so good, football is truly a blessing

>>151564236
Holy based Brasil

>>151564373
Palmeiras bros
https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/contact-fifa

>>151564512
Pedreiros, mestre de obra, even engineers are sometimes semi analfabetos. I've met an old engineer whose QI was like 89 and yet he was very competent.

Just like there are carpenters, painters and even gesseiros with QI above 130, the majority are below 80 yet they make truly beautiful art.

Look at the gothic cathedrals, they were built by people who didnt have much skills

Another issue is that, after the 70s, our food became poisoned. Every seed is basically genetically engineered, they feed cows and pig with very bad food.
When I was a kid and got sick, my grandma used to make sopa de carne de musculo and I'd get better in 12 hours. That thing was a superfood. Today they give too much vaccine and medication to cows so they dont die young, but the side effects are low quality fibers

When I was feeling sick I'd eat carrot soup and also got better in 12 hours, carrot soup with garlic. Real garlic, stuff you dont see today on supermarkets anymore

Palmeiras Fan Roadmap – Path to the World Cup
Morning: Mental Preparation

Wake up thinking about the Mundial. Visualize the anthem playing and the team lifting the trophy.

Mental training: 10 minutes of full focus, imagining every decisive play, every penalty, every save.

Quick read of news about Palmeiras’ opponents, focusing on strengths and weaknesses.

Superstition: drink something green (juice, matcha coffee) to “fuel Verdão’s power.”

Afternoon: Observation & Strategy

Watch past Palmeiras games in Libertadores and World Cups (1999, 2020) to absorb winning patterns.

Study potential Mundial opponents: their plays, attack/defense style, behavior in knockout matches.

Mentally simulate possible finals, creating detailed victory scenarios.

Superstition: mark all positive results of the day in a “Verdão Mundial” notebook.

Late Afternoon: Physical Prep / Fan Energy

Walk or exercise wearing green, reinforcing positive energy.

Fan training: sing Palmeiras’ chants and anthems, alone or with friends, mimicking stadium energy.

Superstition: light a green candle or symbolic light to energize the team.

Evening: Analysis & Connection

Rewatch the best moves of Palmeiras players, focusing on teamwork and coordination.

Meditation or deep breathing, connecting with the “club’s historical strength.”

Plan chants and cheers you’ll use on the Mundial final day.

Superstition: place something green near your bed so the team is “protected” while you sleep.

Game Day: Maximum Ritual

Wake up early, wear green from head to toe.

Have a strong breakfast + green juice.

Mentally review decisive plays.

During the game: stay silent during critical moments, cheer loudly for goals, fully support even during mistakes or pressure.

After victory: record everything — chants, photos, videos — to immortalize the moment.

Final Superstition: touch an imaginary trophy, raise your hand to the sky, and shout: “It’s ours, Verdão!”

If you want, I can also make a visual version of this roadmap, like a “Palmeiras Mundial map” with icons, colors, and symbols you can print or keep on your phone — almost like a fan talisman.

Do you want me to make that?

>>151564583
>Do you want me to make that?
O São Paulo perdeu de 2x0 lá mas amassou esse mesmo time da LDU.

O Palmeiras não fez o goleiro dos cara trabalhar, detalhe, é o goleiro reserva deles.

>>151564568
you cant convince me iq isnt a /poltard meme

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use case for having mundial?

>>151564625
>Alimento antigo tinha mais nutrientes
>pol
do you have some type of paranoid personality disorder?

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Homem com 31 anos em 1980

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"homem" com 24 anos

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>>151564683
You think the corn in the left had more nutrients than the corn in the right?

Palmerdenses are so low IQ they dont realize all these 1 billion dollars in profit are because they sold 80% of their sub 20 players
They extended the contract of Fraco Lopez, Giay, Sleep Anderson, Murilo and many other shit players

They dont have a decent volante and Raphael Veiga will stay until 2027.
Their hope is that Paulinho Macumba and Vitor Roque makeup in the next 2 years for their lack of balance.
But they forget that Leila herself DONATED 100 million reais in 2015 to Palmeiras get rid of their debt, and their debt is still 600 million reais + 400 million from Arena Chiqueiro

In short: they have more debt than Sao Paulo, their folha de pagamento is ultra high, their players are old and shit and Leila will drain all Palmeira wealth and buy Vasco next year.

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Nutrients in 1980 brazil

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>>151564784
it has more estrogen, and thats for sure, just look at our men with 18 in 2025

you will eat the transgenic corn and you will be happy

>>151564751
I look like this

>>151564845
So we agree there are more nutrients now
Thank you

>>151564876
Your IQ is on the same level as the Kingnaldo

You will drink chernobyl infested european milk because it is cheaper and you will like it

>>151564814
I wonder if Paulinho will be really 100% in 2027. People are forgetting that a lot of times those players aren't incapable of being as good as they used to before the injury. It is not like Paulinho was on par with Ronaldo after his major injury.

>>151564816
>pessoas

>>151564888
Kingnaldo the best lateral on brasileiro league? Then he is a genius

Pele

>>151564236
meanwhile, the top 200 Spotify in Brasil:
>1. MC Latrocinio - Eu mato gente por diversão
>2. MC Cadeia - Eu vendo drogas
>3. Anitta - Nós é vagabunda
>4. Anitta feat Karol G - Nús suemos vagabuendas y putas
>5. David e Salomon - O Deus de Israel
>6. Henrique Fabiano e Enzo Miguel - Ela me deixou na saudade e foi dar para o caminhoneiro
>7 MC Molequinho Abusado - As novinha no baile funk (senta senta)
>8 MC Facção Criminosa SA - Eu mato mesmo
>9 MC Outra Facção Criminosa - Nós mata memo

>>151564373
why is vasco in the champions league winner spot?

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>>151564945
kkkkkk

>>151564888
We are both happier and will live longer than you

>>151564992
>10. Pê do mulequi - Uma Delicia
Also no cabezinha do gelo or forro bands that their name is airborn related
br culture is at an all time low

>>151564907
>Tergiversing
Kek

>>151564945
All of those are way better than bad bunny
Except for anitta since she recorded a song with bad bunny

They are providing all the fuel Palmeiras needs to turn this result around on Thursday.
Thank you, Cariocas and Midia.

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Football is a joke
Lei Pelé destroyed football

Leo Pelé mentioned

Who profits from a violent society where you cant walk with your cellphone and are raped by the government?

It's funny because jews are leading role in transgender rights, child sex mutilation and stuff like that but they never talk about fighting crime and restoring order

but enough about palmeiras

MC KingNaldo
"Um, dois, três, quatro
Pra ficar maneiro o Mirassol tá no G4
Alto em cima! Alto em cima!
Alto em cima! Alto em cima!
Em cima! Em cima! Em cima! Em cima!"

"Neto acting crazy I'm like maybe he’s in love with the game
Or maybe every time he mention my name he’s bills getting paid" - Memphis Depay

Enfermeiro argentino furioso com o governo Milei: “Entregaram o ouro aos ingleses e a Patagónia aos sionistas, adoram a Margaret Thatcher... Como não lhes vamos rebentar?… Não sou de esquerda nem de direita, somos os de baixo e vamos ao de cima!”

speak english, macaco.

Memphis DePay top bars
"I see a poker face from far
Specially when I'm with Neymar"
"Peita do Coringão I see they all singing along
I been going hard First trophy we grabbing 1"
"Don’t see my momma but I hope she is proud
Calling Kleber he already in town"
"Speak no English but her eyes flirt
The bed is wet 'cause I made her squirt"
"But I call the president, like, woah
I need a bigger bag
They better listen to what I said, like, wow
I became blind and deaf"
"Don't tryna settle for less
I need to finish this lap
After that, I take a nap
Tell a hater: Kiss my ass
Tell a hater I got alligator, toilet paper I wipe my ass"
"From Ghana to Copacabana
Twenty-years-old, chased my dream without a father
Look in my eyes, you'll see fire and trauma
Made my mistakes and grew up around drama (drama, drama)"

>>151563984
It's all good, 2025 doesn't count after all

this was a nice thread once

Green flags ruin everything

the chat gpt enthusiast is easily the worst poster along with the guy who posts entire articles from ge

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we're never beating the allegations

>>151565543
why are argenbros allowing Milei to give Argentina to a handful of mafiosi jews? are you just tired and suicide-mode like us?

Vem no poró-pópó cusaum

copito edish is ruined, i hope youre happy

>>151565587
better to have that than near hyperinflation like with kukas
>>151563956
>Villa (now free from the allegations) vs River
it's joever

Feij]ao banana? Feijão!

>>151565615
your inflation is under control?

Let's speak clearly, without ulterior motives and with the seriousness the subject deserves.

Have you ever given your bundinha?

If you never have, I ask you:

Is it worth living like this, in the shadow of a latent, repressed, and unspeakable desire that makes you love soccer so much?

Are you going to spend your whole life without experiencing this most basic thing?

>>151565686
Why would I give it?

what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>151565719
Copito defeated parvo

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bruh

>>151565252
I tried neilton and wellignton nem.and failed. Who is this

>>151565719
The beans delivery is late

>>151565706
A man who never gave up his ass is sad.

I don't advocate this indiscriminate practice. I simply lament the fact that someone can go through a long life without ever, not even once, having the curiosity to open the donut.

>>151565719
The Brazilian real is now backed by bananas

>>151565525
>i made her squirt
Classy

370 posts to go

Do we still need laterais in 2025? Football.has changed and with it the positions can change. There is no need for a guy to cover the side if the whole game is happening in the middle

>>151565730
With the kukas things would be better. Most milei voters have regretted their choice

>>151565737
I have no idea it's a guy called Anderson or something or Joanderson
Literally unknown to the world

milei é flamenguista

>>151565953
Denilson. I found it.

>>151565955
That's it
I'm voting for Strong Homeland on Sunday

>>151565869
I think laterais is a waste of time and most of them are lazy
The las good laterais stopped in the 90s and early 2000s

We need systems like 5-3-2(3-5-2) or 3-4-3

Originally there was no such thing as lateral
Football was like 2-4-4 or 3-4-2
Dorichad played without laterais in 2023 and we defeated Flamengo, Palmeiras and Corinthians

Abel on the other hand put 2 laterais per side so 4 players on the side who dont do anything, they are useless

I also dont like pontinhas. Pontinhas is a thing created by the premiere league because they use africans who run fast as advantage. In Brazil pontinhas dont work.

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they're so lucky this happened when >>homophobia is a crime
the leader of your state is being rawdogged

In the 90s, we must keep in mind, laterais ALWAYS HAD a left side and right side midfield

You would find a left wing mid and right wing mid.
Making a player run from defense all the way to the attack to cruzarate (90% of the time it's useless) it is a waste of human resources
After 30 min he is totally tired and neguebas deitam and rolam over him

The most optimal tactic is 4 zagueiros fixed, 4 mid fixed and 2 atacantes. Or if adversary is really bad you can switch 2 zagueiros for 2 mids, having 2-6-2

>>151563956
I dont follow your leagues but stopping by to say I like your OPs /copalib/ keep posting cute perros

>>151566069
you dont need a player for specific positions, you just need the players nearby to cover the space, tons of teams play like that going back to "fixed" positions is fucking retard and simply impossible
get with the times, grandpa

>>151566124
ok Bruno Lage

>>151566124
You need a goalkeeper.

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Study history before replying to me in the future, thanks.

>>151566051
how does this affect Copito?

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a formação tática nos anos 30 e 40 era basicamente o que o Telê fez nos anos 90
Mas os pardais voltaram a copiar ingleses que só ganharam uma copa do mundo em 120 anos de história e o futebol começou decair

2 zagueiros bons, 3 meias ou 4 meias, pontas que eram atacantes e nao neguebinhas dribladores.

Brazilians are stupid on average, it's hard to tell a kid that he shouldnt try a lambreta at midfield and maybe should pass the ball and position himself forward for a pass
you can add your silly firulas but make it more objective
it's possible to do this to a 12 yo but for a 19 yo that was praised by Rizek and Birner for his 'character and confidence'? Impossible

Humblebrag but this has been my most normie year so far, went out every week, got decently laid, met new people, clubs, bottle service, bars, and so far I remember almost nothing, no memorable faces or conversations, just bland if not outright bad experiences. How do you even know you're not wasting your time?

>>151566309
you're supposed to live like this until you die drunk driving or accidentally impregnate a woman, ruining your life either way

I remember every interaction I've had in /copalib/ this year, specially if it involved pictures of dogs, bahianas or cuscuz paulista

O título nacional de 1920 foi conquistado pelo Paulistano, que venceu o Campeonato Brasileiro de Clubes Campeões. Esta foi a primeira competição nacional do futebol brasileiro, organizada pela Confederação Brasileira de Desportos (CBD) na época

I really want a Liga vs Racing final
What are the odds bros

Also
>Liga Deportiva Universitaria
>Its not actually a league but a team
???

>>151566357
Now this is how you waste your life

>>151566605
It is a league, an union of previous teams

we will live to see a libertadores final without brazilians

>>151566635
That would be like tarzan without chita.

A Dillma merece ser fuzilada por ter facilitado acesso da classe D e C a internet

>>151566811
What is your class

>>151566357
vaso ruim não quebra

Classe C: Igrejas evangélicas, bares, tiroteio, tiktok, instagram, jogo do tigrinho, Anita, MCs, barraqueiras, Mulheres do job, Virginia Fonseca posta foto do pau do Vini Jr, Neymar familia incestuosa...

>>151566865
Refugiado morando no Brasil

>>151566865
You dont have to be a scientist to realize the sky is blue
Just look at class C and take notes about what they do

>>151566968
Sos de la B

>>151566865
Rogue

>>151566923
you should be glad that this country even gives neetbux to your schizo ass nigga
if i were the dictator of brazil i would end this

>>151567039
Vc é o policarpo quaresma
No máximo terá um batalhão de 15 soldados com QI 50 que vão obedecer suas ordens e vc vai chegar em casa se achando um Josef Stalin

>>151563956
my dog is at hospital, she could barely stay on feet :(

>>151567244
how old is she? praying for your pup's recovery

Been working for like a month now after being unemployed for quite some time. I hate working copalib, how do I get easy money risk free?

>>151567274
post your bunda on twitter

M𝗮iores torcid𝗮s d𝗮 P𝗮r𝗮íb𝗮

1 - Flamengo: 30,70%
2 - Corinthians: 6,75%
3 - Palmeiras: 5,10%
4 - Vasco: 4,51%
5 - São Paulo: 2,99%
6 - Treze: 1,52%
7 - Bot𝗮fogo-PB: 1,40%
8 - Fluminense: 0,99%
9 - C𝗮mpinense: 0,82%
9 - Santos: 0,82%

>>151567258
10 yo, she was alright yesterday

>>151567307
The ten grandes

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>>151567372
I just made your post football related

>>151567307
We're champions
From Paraíba we are the best
We're champions
Dear Thirteen, you are the biggest

Your supporters are a legion
That everyday always grows more
We're champions of champions
Of Paraiban regional championships

>>151567274
Learn to draw furry porn

>>151567432
Just like programming, this isn't a valid career choice anymore.

>>151567399
até hj eu me pergunto pq a rede globo forçou ela todo dia durante anos
Todo santo dia ela aparecia na globo

Ela é mt burra para ser parte da rede de narcotráfico
O que será que tinha por trás?

>>151567511
The image of a bunch of idiots screaming "puta! Puta!" Was irressistible
No matter how right you think you are, you rage you lose
Just look at the video of the father that gave the baseball to a raging woman and was posted here
She raged
Everybody sided with him
But she was right , he went to her seat and intercepted the ball

>>151567577
When I watched the original video, it was very normal, like funny
That university she belonged was a class D and C type of "pay for diploma". A bunch of 18,19 year old kids were screaming puta for days and she would dress like that provoking

It was funny. Nothing other than that. Even she laughed. She wasnt sad or anything. She didnt write a textao to get support from Fatima Bernardes
Instead she became a Globo celebrity

>>151567655
She didnt laugh. Dont do this to your local whore.

In fact if I remember correctly she was invited to leave the classroom by a teacher because she was provoking classmates showing her legs, and after that the "puta puta" started

She left laughing.

>>151567475
if you are thinking of AI, furries hate AI with a passion

>>151567671
Totally not a furry btw

>>151567665
she smiled

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>>151567707
Yeah like this

Places I hate the most
Barzinhos near universities in Sao Paulo and interior of SP

All that middle class junk, either upper middle class or lower middle class, laughing, smoking cigarettes and drinking cheap ass hot beer

>>151567671
vamos racing btw

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>Supporting a team is an act of passion, but also of respect. Respect for our history, our people, our land. We, who were born and raised here, value our roots and what is ours. That's why we respect a local rival more than someone who chooses to support teams from outside, perpetuating a historical inequality resulting from media manipulation.

>Everyone is free to support whoever they want. But we also have the right to find this attitude ridiculous, a product of a "stray dog syndrome" that for decades has devalued Northeastern Brazilian football and strengthened a select group of clubs. Furthermore, we also have the right and the duty to preserve the safety and space of our own fans.

What does /copalib/ think of this?

>>151567754
Hypocrisy from paraibas
PCC run 90% of their internet ISP yet they think they can teach others about who to twist for

Wilmar Rodan
will he accept money from Crefisa?

>>151567754
truth nuke as they say

>>151567754
I like it. It wont chamge much but the people who support sao paulo, flamengo.etc will get mad and that is enough

>>151567754
who is speaking and who are they talking about?

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>>151567754
If you support a team outside your state, you're a piece of shit, a piece of dried dog shit has more dignity than you.

>>151567824
Fortaleza fans addressing mistos ahead of the upcoming game against Flamengo.

Yuri Alberto on the chance of going to the 2026 World Cup:

"Yes, of course. Like we saw, Kaio Jorge was called up, right? And he was putting up good numbers, as I was too. Unfortunately, I fractured my spine. I'm happy to be back."

>>151567824
You see pics here all the time from Fortaleza and Bahia hincha with Palmeiras tatuagem on one arm and Bahia tatuagem on another arm
That type of people. They twist for Palmeiras/FLamengo AND Fortaleza or Bahia, Vitória, etc.

Work is forcing us to use AI

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>>151567824
A group of fans from a norteastern team willing to shame northeasterners who support teams from other states

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os criminosos foram pra SP mas ainda o nordeste é violento
imaginase todos tivessem ficado lá
ia ser mil vezes pior que o haiti

>quick! Talk about some unrelated subject so northeasterners keep being pay pigs for our teams
>uhhhh violence!

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>friday evening
why are you like this?

Meu Coxa é gigante

gordo

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I'm so fucking ready for some Sapardokino tonight

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>>151568191
If I were you I would be more worried about the Ubedakino

>>151568156
why are you reposting from /tv/? >>>/tv/215463068

>>151568231
His imaginary bean friends disappeared and he has to share that epic webm with us.

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>>151568229

>boca on a monday

Classe C nao se revolta contra a Janja gastar 108 mil reais em um dia com roupas
Ela se revolta com alguem receber 120 reais a mais q ela de vale refeição

whats the name of that brazilian song that goes something like this:
Pa pa pa papaia, pa pa pa pa paia

Pa pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa pa

does anyone know?

>>151568272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsas-7DcA6Q

>>151568312
those are some funky looking brazilians haha!!

>>151568324
they look like beans!

>>151567346
damn brother, lost my cat earlier this year, he suddenly stopped walking within hours of him being relatively ok (he was really old)

hoping you get good news tomorrow morning bro

>>151568272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7Y8NsnkRg

>>151567754
i'll never get this attitude
>what do you mean you're not on my side you piece of dog shitting your mother's cunt nigger semen anal vore bloody pus dripping from your grandma dead decomposing skull faggot?

well, fuck you too

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Noddle playing /copalib/ Rigg eet.

>>151568575
You woukd never see a talleres fan saying that

>>151568272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSaEW6C196A
tried to find the oldest video for a more genuíne experience

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>PT
cheio
>FR
plein
>IT
pieno
>ES
lleno

yo...
>PT
chuva
>FR
pluie
>IT
piovere
>ES
lluvia

YOOOOOOOO wtf

>>151568617
yeah that's because they don't know how to read

>>151568575
kek made a soup from that monkey

>>151568575
least embarassing anti moment
antis would lick the sole of a man if that meant some sort of shortcoming for mengão

>>151568686
if LDU beat Palmeiras I dont care if they call me macaco, macakito or muerto de fueme

why was Halo such a "paradigm shift" in the 2000s bros? I played the first three games campaign, it's average shooter
Very bad weapons and average level design

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>>151568575
Antis are pathetic

>>151568749
you had to live it, you had to be there

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POV: first minute of Palmeiras v LDU

>>151568749
it was the multiplayer that changed everything

>>151568828
why?

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pq todo emergente usa esses anéis de cigano pra dizer que é parte de uma irmandade """"secreta""""

is anyone watching the babbys

>>151568749
i think only americans care about that game
>>151568828
nah it was either goldeneye 64 or cs 1.6

>>151568869
nao é maçonaria eu acho
é rotary

>>151568881
>i think only americans care about that game
it sold like 21 million units
10% of jewmerican population?

>>151568858
>>151568881
counter strike killed the fast pacing of arena shooters, meanwhile halo introduced regenerating health and at the very least popularized two weapon slots, killing resource managment and map knowledge of arena shooters

>>151568383
thanks anon, sadly i already got the bad news

how can you lose a cat? just wait until they feel hungry

>>151568965
i'm sorry man, i'm sure your dog is leaving this earth know he was loved very much

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>"La neta paren de decir 'nigga' pinches nargentinos culeros no mamen que es bien pinche racista esa palabra ahuevo"

>>151568749
it wasn't
it was just marketing

>>151569437
this

Maduro the only person who speak against jews in South America is under attack from Trump

The message is clear: if you dont obey jews, army of democracy will attack you

They did the same thing with Hitler. Hitler was by no means a good guy but he was about to solve the jewish issue

>independiente finally won
lol
platense what the fuck

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>>151569673
Kily is a terrorist, he finished last with unión

>>151569705
what is this

>>151569705
nuts

>>151569705
welcome to boca

why?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vb4ZY5c7z5Q

>>151569828
Why use a shitty AI video when you can get thousands of real indian street food videos?

>>151569857
i thought this was true for a second

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS COLOMBIA

>>151569828
ok you found my limit

>>151569871
Check this one for example
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F0J28kPc6js

trikaschizo é intakavel
trikaschizo es intakable

>>151568460
>>151568619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcvwkG4VvSs
nope, it was this one

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>>151569946
Say this to me and my gf

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>>151569952
Anon,why are you listening to gay music?

>>151570032
all music is gay

Esa 5 de Colombia está querida

>>151569952
AI upscaling should be punishable with death sentence.

>>151569718
dog food

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Which way copalib man

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Hello copalib, look at this pic of me and my friend, Anderson Daronco

>>151570236
they are both lesbians

>>151570236
didn't know the singer of mala fama played footy

It's not right to say this
but >we should have at least one token cute player on our team. The rest can be whatever, just one actually cute woman for the ad graphics.

>>151570340
Julian Alvarez is pretty cute

Ninguem com salario de 10 ou 15 mil por mês aguenta comprar esteroides e creatina de boa qualidade

Só 1 injeçãozinha de testosterona custa 800 reais.
Daronco recebe dinheiro por fora, isso é certo como 2+2 sao 4

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>>151569631
not the only one

>>151570854
Based
God bless him

>Bossberg left me in charge for the week
>The company didn’t went bankrupt
Am I qualified to train boquita now?

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>>151570854

>>151568272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CyTvJ6IJq8

>>151571224
already better than Riquelme

>>151571224
Idk, how much do you like mate?

>>151564970
Typical Eurico shenanigans, he could make tapia blush, don't try to understand it
>Disfrutela

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>>151571747
this is Mileis argenchina

>why Israel wont stop killing muzzies? I'll give you one name: Eurico

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>they killed Maracanã and Morumbi for that
lmao

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>be me
>having dinner while watching twin peaks
>dad asks what I'm watching
>Twin Peaks
>Twin Peaks? That's old as fuck, about a dead girl found by the beach, right? It was good
>he says he watched that at Globo in the 90s
>mfw

If Lula wasn't such massive flamboyant shabbos-goy, jewish worshiper and didnt try to make empreteiras rich by making copa do mundo, 30 to 40% of our problems wouldn't have happened in the past 11 years

It was the worst butterfly effect of brazilian recent history. Worse tragedy than Getulio's death
Fuck merdestino and his lying jewish mouth

>>151572960
man, i miss watching twin peaks. the early 90s vibes were the best thing about it

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>>151572965
Everything bad that happens in this awful country can be traced back to those flatheads.

it's granizating

>Club of Rowing 2-0 CUiabá

holy shit, Remo really is going up

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>>151569705
>>151570147
>when you throw the perro food but the perro doesn't appear

I'm seeing a bunch of guys all indignant sharing that thing about "misogyny is now a crime."
It seems like the redpillers were right, isn't it?
Too late now, fellas.

I'm back

black*

I know you are

how could you forget?

To combat an idea, one must rise ten times above social thought.
One must see beyond common sense, one must see the future.
When the danger is already wide open to the entire society, it means that it has reached its peak, nothing else matters.

my hands want to type "argentinians muertos de fueme" "pardonazis" "brownzitos de color de cuia" but i cant do it
a country that gave me Calleri, Enzo Diaz and many other great players... I cant do it. I'm sorry argenchads, I cant fight you

you know that weird forever single aunt that sends random shit to the family groupchat and nobody replies to her because it's been years and she still sends random shit that nobody cares about? that's the best way to describe trikaschizo

>>151573837
I have been thinking about this A LOT lately. I dont want to get too much into it but I'm scared bros