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someone post pvz's butthole
>>151568305Fpbp
Official thread theme:https://youtu.be/Dy7utW7wgNY?si=2cc7kXCX-RCWb3FN
Tomalajeets go oink oink SPLAT!!!
In Franic Ngannou last UFC fight, he was helples against Gane on the feet, needing to panic wrestle to win.In his next sporting contest he nearly beat heeavyweight boxing champion Tyson Fury on the feet.
heeminder gane admitted francis dropped him with a high kick in sparring
>>151568409Reminder that Thom resorted to crotchsniffing tactics against Arlovski because he was getting peached up on the feet.
>>151568409>Almost>Nearly >Got closeStory of Ganes career. That why they call him "Mister Number One Contender"
>Hi I support Gane
The path to the presidency is still there for ConorAlso Conor is still undefeated if you look at things the right way.
>>151568487If you really think of it, the only fight he’s ever lost was against Aldo.
Let's look ahead and which fat bum Game will have to beat for his 4th title shot
>>151568392DAMN that little ZUTT magnet lookin' tasty...
>>151568461Tomalajeets...
>>151568517This mentally ill freak thinks he make millions boxing.
GaneSISSIES.... how do we cope that Gane only '''won''' against Volkov because an ugly jewess always has the browner fighter up on score?
>>151568550Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
gane has touched the orb
>>151568548Ngubu made millions in boxing losing twice, Conor made millions losing, no reason Tom can't also make a shitload losing in boxing.
>>151568563she is wrong on essentially every score card she's ever givenVolkov should be fighting Aspinall for the belt, even Gane began walking out before the announcement because he thought he'd lostthey had to pull him back in to give an interview
>>151568550What about Junichiro Kamijo? He scored it for Gane too
post yfw Gane is slept
0-3
2-0.
>>151568579He was too busy installing a camera underneath the ring girls seats
Gane-san I berieve you won da fighto hai
arvlovski refused to pass the torch
>>151568596should be 1-1
>>151568578That's because gane is humble and didn't want to embarrass volkov with a victory interview
It's good that.
>>151568578I fear that your GDS is flaring up again Tomalajeet
>>151568598Ooh de ringu gerisu bottocks wir be mine desu i needu to smerr dem
Tom Aspinall submitted Alexander Volkov in 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
me to dc haters
Its it really jewish greed that killed the MMA heavyweight division?
>>151568607Should be 0-2
>>151568574Not remotely comparable. Connor and Mugabe have fan bases. They can sell tickets. They have genuine boxing skills. Galaxy throat has no real fan base. Hr has no boxing skills. He's just a chnacer and a brawler. His only fans spend their money on air dusters and methylated spirits and their only income comes from giving handies under the bridge where they live. They're not going to pay for PPVs or stadium tickets.
>>151568662The fact that he did this poorly against a big stiff idiot is not a good sign
>>151568670Haha I love that the weigh in show is just one big humiliation ritual for DC, the fat nit
breaking news aspinall has been detained for requesting a chip butty at the canteen
>>151568687>won against a striker despite having a broken footMeanwhile Tomala....
>>151568684Doesn't matter. The Saudis will throw him bag of money to get koed as an entertainment spectacle.The ngubu fury card lost a shit ton of money out the ass, doesn't matter, the house of Saud will just call their Jew banker money printer friends
>>151568707>broken foot vs torn ligamentsone you can still walk on, the other you cant
>>151568707>wonThat's a bit of a stretch. Either way Volkov is a slow bum who can't get out of his own way, he shouldn't have needed a robbery to get past a bum like that. I think Tom blitzed that same lumbering big stiff idiot out in 1 round didn't he?
ganecel
>>151568719Outstanding cope. I see you have been preparing for the reality of tomorrow when Gane destroys Madam AGPinall
ganesisters... what if he breaks his foot again? what if he breaks his hands again? what if he forgets which way to twist the leg again?
>>151568724Dana made a call.
>>151568726Afraid not
>>151568740>copeit's the same injury Jimmy Crute got but worseCrute could barely standI cant wait to see your mental breakdown when Gane gets KO'd or forced to tap again.(Gave Jon Jones his easiest win btw kek)
Will glorified manlet AzamatMurzakanov find his first defeat tomorrow at the hands of lanky, chinless, and washed up Aleksandar Rakic? Or will he add the first non-literally who to his unimpressive resume of wins?
>>151568743It's ok, Gone loses his first three title shots, he'll get another by tkoing a fat janitor
>>151568670
Aspignall was spreading his bussy for daddy Blaydes's BBC like a good little sissy slut
Tell me about the Patchy; what does he mix?
>Gane>goes to decision twice(one robbery) against Volkov>Aspinall>makes Volkov tap in 1 minute and 15 seconds
>>151568755Who won that fight and how long did it last again? I forget
>>151568773is it just me or is that volkov?
>What 15 seconds against Aspignall looks likeKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>151568783>NOOOO MASSA TOM! PLEASE MASS DON'T BREAK THIS BUCK!
>>151568816brutal early stoppage tko...just brutal
>Asspinal>1 humiliating loss and 1 early tko against a literal handicapped man>Gane>easily vanquished the man who turned the aforementioned fighter into a retard
The UFC tried giving Gane the easiest road possible by giving him only strikers and he still ends up losing
gane
>>151568840An allegory, to be sure
I cannot wait to see the mental breakdowns and absolute delusions ganeSISSIES will make up when Tom walks out of the Octagon still champion.
>>151568694Upon dental identification, he has been found to be indeed British, and is now in jail under charges of being a rainy communist.
KEK Tomala got RAPED in her hometown and strolled away in a KEK TROLLEYHoly KWAB
>everyone laughing at this mentally ill freak as he is wheeled out of there on the cuck chairOH NO NO NO
>>151568859Nah, even they know what's going to happen. They're just contratians. Hence zero bet slips.
>>151568875>>151568876nice samefag
>flies are attracted to shitVolumes
bodies on top of bodiesIVs on top of IVs
.
TOMALA GAPEDSPINALL
>>151568517Tomsissies, how can a 57 year old heavyweight do this to us?
Looking forwad to this fight being over and done with so we can leave behind the extremeley homosensual nicknames and memes and such
Ganecels are either poor or scared possibly both
>>151568917>he thinks it will stopit will only get worse
>SAAAAAARS are in full meltdown modeSad....how very very sad
>>151568919Terrified Tommy is the only one in fear.
>>151568917You think faggots will stop acting like faggots just because one fight is over?The faggot posting will continue until they run out of AIDS medication
>>151568917gane losing has already been priced into these retard memes.
>>151568879Ganechads posted their tickets...Aspiggies have been squealin' 'bout how expensive it is to put money on Tomala...
>>151568935We support Tom Aspinall
>>151568925>>151568946
>all these people from 'white countries' rooting for the mixed french black mutt who is 0-2 for title shots???
It's time to play the Gane
>>151568949based knower, threads trashfirst few were funny
>>151569007Shut ins desperate for attention ruin everything
>>151569003one is a product of replacement migration and the other supports and voted for it, this is why im team pyfer
>SAAAAAR TOMALA IS THE WHITE ONE SAAAARShut the fuck up you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.
>>151569051>the other supports and voted for itproof Tom voted for it?>>151569052>Gane wearing the ZUTT outfitGane BOWS and SUBMITS to his indian masters, a submissive BUCK to be broken.
Aspinall will know Gane!
>>151569003>peopleThat was your first mistake
Not a single Aspiggy has posted a slip...
>/pol/tourist npc is a tomala glazerAnd nobody is surprised
Aspinall = Andoird 16Gane = Cooler
>>151568550Volkov showed levels..
>samefagging while spamming the same jeet tier AIclips
I smell Tomalajeets...
AND NEW ULTIMATE GLORYHOLE CHAMPION GALACTIC THROAT!!!!!!!!I have to tell you Joe i have never seen someone suck a BBC harder than this man
>he cannot stop posting about BBCI think you really are a slav(e) to black men, you gay little freak...
How long before the event does the picks guy start posting?
im the fucken heem gawwwd
>>151569184We don't sign our posts here sadly
>>151569114Still the best press conference
HE is coming.
>Bonsoir Madame Aspinall. My hotel room, you, nowSOON
>>151568694Rumor has it that Tom was arrested for flirting with and attempting to finger a Sheikh's prize winning goat. He was taken to jail where it is said he contracted an exotic STD from throating Indian construction workers. He then fell ill from drinking toilet wine. Hopefully Dana can bail him out before the fight.
>>151569269Factual post sadly i fear
>>151569214>>151569222>literally samefagging off c/d stillkek, you really ARE mindbroken
STDs cannot survive in the high-density areas of Galactic Throat I lament
Hideous...Ugly fucking freak...Slaughter this piggy and burn it with FIRE!!!
even the pottyprinces don't want to shit on Tom's chest I dubiously confide
>also things pig and piggy are the ultimate insultI'm detecting a hint of brazza in him...or maybe he's a paki, living vicariously through the brazzas?
>>151569343Just revolting....
>>151569357*thinks
>>151569357>also thingsSAAAAAAAAAAAAAR REDEEM SIRSPINALL NOW
The ganecel pre-cope in these threads has been amazing
>>151569357>also things piggy Your clitty is leaking I fear...
>Enters the thread
Boom..
Bonjour...
>>151568917>>151568925>>151568946Nah the ganecells were vanquished and ceased after the Jones fight for the most part. To be honest Tom is just such an antidraw that he has no memes. Usually /heem/ is flooded with memes of both guys in the build up to a big fight, but because there are no Tom memes, the Gane memes seem stand out more.I'm actually worried that meme magic will play a part in all this. Tom bros need to step it up before its too late.
me retarded son
Just a finger
me son...me squealin', shoe poopin' son.
>>151569609?
Jones vs Aspinall is a done deal, it's happening folks
YOU KNOW if Tom finishes Gane slower than Jones, Jones will be gloating on social media. BEST CASE SCENARIO: Big Tom knocks out Gane in the first 60 seconds.
words as powerful weaponsjames vick
tom will have a much tougher time with gane because tom actually fights. honorable.
Arielbros? Our response?
>>151569877Tom said he would go for a takedown in the first second of the first round against Alex, he is not honorable, or at least not honorable in the way you want him to be.
>>151569634I just want to see the sport fall into total chaos if Gane wins. Bisping will be broken after calling tom the muhammad ali of MMA. Will be too depressed to commentate ever again. The Jones shit that will happen. MMA Guru will be in shambles, probably wont show his face for months. All the TAPOUT boomers and retired blobs will be doing victory laps on Ariel's show tabout how Jones would have won and their era of blobs are the best kek. It will be quite the shocking story arc in the overall canon of MMA.
>>151569907>MMA is le Right Wing
and how many wings of hospitals have you wiped out luke thomas
https://youtube.com/shorts/OVdoNtyZuCE?si=TPamUdv5t4jJDC87Tom is fucking dead.
>Tom bros
>shorts
>>151569433thought this show was about picking briefcases held by chesty models
>pants
>>151569913i don't have a problem with grappling as long as it's clear the grappler isn't just controlling for the sake of control. it's hard to imagine tom doing anything but aggressive submission hunting and real strikes.
>>151570010>not AIfake news
Kody Steele
Did you know that Ciryl Gane was asked who his favorite fighter is and you know what he said? Tom Aspinall, yeah Tom Aspinall is Gane's favorite fighter. I'm just thinking like what kind of mental gymnastics will he have to go through before facing Aspinall in the octagon? Like you're about to go in the cage to fight someone and it's your favorite fighter? How do process that mentally? Like it's insane! He's insane! Like he's gane insane!
>>151570109He was being facetious bappa
>>151570010Jacked Taiwanese Boy tanked that shit.
AspinallGaneVolkovPavlovichBlaydesThose are the top5 of the heavyweight division. Aspinall has won against Volkov, Pavlovich and Blaydes. If tomorrow wins, who can't deny he is the best?
Why did he tap so fast? Is he just that big of a pussy?
>>151570139man tom is going to look bad
>>151570168Toms not even in that webm though. Do you have autism?
Gane heems TomVolkov heems JailtionVolkov/Tom II title eliminatorVolkov heems TomVolkov/Gane III for the Undisputed Heavyweight Belt Championship
why did she tap so fast
>The GDS has them posting fake AI footage again
>>151570136>If tomorrow wins, who can't deny he is the best?Talmbout father time? Deep stuff bappa.
>GDSGunior Dos Santos
Good Day Sir
>>151570109
Terrible Day Sir
I've got some terrible news for fight fans.
>>151570139He was condescendingly comforting Jon, as they both knew that Jones wouldn’t stand a chance if Gane hadn’t been bribed by Dana.
Anyone else hate DC?
>>151570333Desecrated Corpse?
>>151570187
Daniel “Dismal Cretin” Cormier.
>>151568662>44% leg tapshmm..
>Garry/Belalwhy am I just now hearing this?!?!
>>151570410I don't know are you deaf?
>>151570333I hate Tomala Asspinall
>>151570442No need to be sassy b
>>151569907Fuck Jake Shields
>>151570461No, I'm sincerely asking
>>151570491WHAT?
>>151570333DC is a based nigger for hyping up Tom about how trash heavyweight is and telling Tom to go on a legendary run
>>151570491Sorry, yes I am. It's hard to pick up on nuances as you may presume.
I simply refuse to believe this faggot Frenchod has any fans at all left after that tap and Volkov robbery. they are all crypto Jon boner fans aren't they?
reddit moment
bong feels left out give him a (You) fellas
>>151570515Well that explains it then bud
What will be Gane's plan?
>>151569907what does this mean?
Gane says he lives in Morocco now
Ciryl "The Moroccan Falcon" Gane
>>151570646The moroccan king is apparently a big mma fan
Retaining my semen for the dern fight.
Heemsylum having a brown meltdown jej
Had a broken meltdown on the Aspinal earlier today
If Gane has a million fans, I'm one of themIf Gane has 5 fans, I'm one of themIf Gane has 1 fan, that one is meIf Gane has no fans, I'm no longer aliveIf the world is against Gane I'm against the entire worldTill my last breath, I'll support Gane
sounds like a Hot fudge sunday
Had a brown meltdown on the Aspinal today
>>151570807>>151570845
brendan allen never got beat up for not speaking french
>>151570929First was a typo I suspect
>Monsieur Bone, pls not like zis!
I’m probably not going to watch the card. I’ll just log on /heem/ periodically to look for updates.
It's over
prime aspinall was special
>>151571230who?
melted my Aspinall with a vicious Gane no more Messigan for me I fearst
>>151571230It’s a shame that Gane ended it so abruptly.
HEIL GANEHEIL VICTORY
>>151571192I've banned updates and discussion on /heem/ during the card. Afraid you're gonna have to buy, beany.
>>151571256he fought in the gane era, basically the holloway to gane's volk
Another can crushed on the glorious Gane's run Will there be any to put up a decent fight?
>>151571327Imagine creampieing Dana into a coma.
>>151571192I'm gonna be surfing tomorrow
>>151570520Long since deboooonked. Gane provably broke his foot and had no movement in the volkov rematch. He fought through it and still won. His ground shots and the takedown beat Volkov's spinning backfist and wonked volkov's nose.3rd round, no damage really happened, and that 3 min on the ground Volkov wasn't in a top/dominant position, it was a neutral position with him trying to defend submissions for long periods of time.
cope pics are the last bastion of the retarded loser bitch
I wonder if there’s a single Aspinall fan confident enough to bet on him.
Ciryl Gane is an anagram of Gay Incel..
why is gane so fragile
fun fact: gane has size 11 feet
crazy to think Tomala has been subbed by a heel hook, which is the last submission Gane has under his record.reddit trannymala sisters... is this a bad omen?
>>151571485We don't sign our posts here
>>151571462hes right you know, I regretfully admit fearfully
>>151571521>10 whole dollarsnot even the general's biggest ganecel believes in him lmfaooooooo
people were just so amazed at volkov not getting totally walked down that they automatically gave him the fight. speaks volumes to the skill of gane.
>>151571599Why haven’t you bet on Aspinall?
Can't wait for Ganefags to fuck off for good just like that one Sergeicel
how can anyone look at this ugly demented freak and be like "yeah i'll boy this overgrown retarded toddler"reddit trannymala sisters... is this a bad omen?
>>151571454Have a great time, B.
>>151571655Just piggies with terminal GDS I'm afraid...
Real question: Are ganespics actually Gane fans? Or are they trollin?
bros been counting down the days to gane's fight since it was announced and can only stomach putting 10 dollars on him lmfao
I fear that Aspinallcels are too scared to even put $10 on him.
Tomalajeets are scrounging for rupees...
>>151571701FACT: Not one bettor has put money on tom asspissLOL
I just ate a protein bar out of a trashcan
Crazy how some people have deluded themselves into thinking Tom AssPainAnal has a chance.
>>151571759Tomalajeets...
>how confident are you in gane's victory?>mmm bout 10 dollars
>>151571667I will. I'm gonna do drugs too, and buy some tasty snacks and soda. My life is fucking bitchin
Tomalajeets don't even have any money to bet on Reddit Tom KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
admit it. you know deep down. tom can easily let a quick finish slip through his fingers and then it's a real fight where his sloppy style gets picked apart.
>>151571777We get it you're fucking broke, trust me we get it
>$10? Nah fuck that mate too risky putting that on Tom
HEY BIG SPENDEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
>bet on Gane: get loads of money basically for free>bet on Tom: get like no money at all even if you bet a bajillion dollarsGanechads stay winning
Tom stands and bang with ciryl to impress jones and pereira. Punished ciryl then sparks him out cold
Tommy boy admitted DC would crush him, and you think he can beat Gane?
if ngannou couldnt catch gane tom wont desu
>>151571769He has won against the best of the division, why won't he have a chance?
uhmmm Tomalasirs... why is xhe just talking about her tiny clitty nonchalantly to the whole world including his retarded sons?
>>151571976the best of the division is Gane
>>151571976literally not one person here is being serious about gane winning mate
>>151572001Why is Aspinall the champion then?
I'll say this: CIRYL GANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serious Gane
>>151572031because he hasn't fought Gane yet
>>151572007Wow you sound confident you must be putting a lot of money down on this fight
I am a fan of the martial arts. I am a fan of Ciryl Gane.
This time tomorrow, /heem/ will be more alive than ever, thanks to one man.
Tom might beat Gane, but he would never have beaten Jon Jones.
Cyril Game
let's get the timeline straight here. volkov bullied pavlovich (tom's career highlight) to a 30-27 decision, and then in his next fight failed to defeat broken foot gane.
>>151572081And why Aspinall fought against Pavlovich and not Gane (if he was better positioned) for the belt?
>>151572194Why did Pavlovich lose 30-27 to a man Gane beat twice?
Imagine the cope from Brit posters going into rounds 3 and 4 and realizing he's gassed out and losing, kwab!
all these bums are second place to Steven Asplund
>>151571976oh THE? name one good win
>>151572242>bongs as round 2 begins
I'm sensing another "fluke" leg injury for Tom Aspinal after realizing he can't keep up.
>>151572242
>>151572264AspinallGaneVolkovPavlovichBlaydesAspinall has won against all of them, only Gane remains. What else do you want?
I'd say this general is shockingly non-White but I'm not sure if I am shocked.
I'm posting from the future. Do with this information what you will.
>Gane when he realizes he killed Reddit Tomala (he didn't know a jab was enough to kill the soft-headed tard)
only with a broken foot, barely able to stand, is ciryl gane rendered almost equivalent to a normal top ufc heavyweight contender.
he's right i'm not white
>>151572327>GaneLost>VolkovWho?>PavlovichWho?>BlaydesWho?
Ciryl Gane via 2nd round TKO
Tom has no path to victory>He knocks everyone out!Gane has never been knocked out.
songs to play at Tom's funeral tomorrow? I'm thinking Miserlou by Dick Dale & The Del-Tones
only with [cope] is ciryl Gane 0-2 for title shots
OHHHH he posted a guy swimming in mud!!
>>151572518Those are the top5 of the division nowadays. What do you want from him?, go back in time and fight Miocic and DC?
>>151572562yes
Frankly the fight should just be called right now as a Ciryl Gane victory.
>>151572525>h-he's never been knocked out!So has literally every fighter before they get KO'd though?
>>151572580Retarded fucking take.
>>151572577props for knowing Ciryl Gane
>>151572577Hoenstly? Fuck you
Gane by Submission (Wooly Mammoth)
where is gane's path to victory
>>151572591ROY 'BIG COUNTRY' NELSON had never been KO'D before he got HUNTEDGooby had never been KO'd before Dustbin took him to the dumpsterCry about it when Gane is lying stiff on the floor or is forced to tap.
btw if you try to use the "jon did it faster" cope (the absolute best you can hope for) you're admitting that the fight was not a divebetter come up with something quick
>>151572631Gane is the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World whether you like it or not. I’m just stating facts.
>Gane looking over in horror as the medical team fails to resuscitate Tomala and his retarded son starts wailing
>>151572703GAYne is 0-2 in championship attempts.
gane finna drag tom through 5+ lairs of hair
>>151569933MMA Guru said he'd kill himself if Tom loses. He has to be held to that and not be allowed to chicken out.
>deluded enough to believe gane beat ngannou>deluded enough to believe gane is champion>deluded enough to believe the jones fight was a dive>sane enough to only put 10 dollars on him
>>151572751Ciryl Gane defeated Francis Ngannou by unanimous decision and submitted Jon Jones in round 1.
>>151572751Galaxy Throat is 0-0 in championship fights.
if gane hires the punch doctor from youtube its over for aspinal
https://youtu.be/PsBQ_N22RnA?si=HKtHh7mhyLqg7f6M
>>151572832>GAYne lost to Jon in 80 seconds>GODspinall caused Jon to flee in terror, and abandon his beltYou know what, I'm scared for you GAYnecels... GAYne might actually die tomorrow...
is that low key staph?
>>151571700>THREE CHEERS FOR LE WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS TOM!!!You have to go back, I'm afraid...
>GODspinall caused Jon to flee in terror, and abandon his belt
Tomorrow, the prophecy will be realised…
Don't be surprised when Tom aspinall gets bo nickal'd by Cyril gane.
>>151572733>ciryl can't grapple >ciryl has no submission threat >cyril will lose Explain this
>>151572985Why are you posting a picture of yourself?
>>151572807post tom slip
are we hyped or what
>Why are you posting a picture of yourself?
>>151570168how so?
bro posted gane for YEARS just to destroy the gimmick the night before his fight
>>151572891No lmao thats not even what we're referring to. People are referring to the one on the center of his chest but there's no redness around it. It looks like he just scratched or popped a zit because there's no redness around it and it's not in the getty images fighter portraits, and there's no crater or black dot in the center. Likely popped a zit sometime after the photoshoots.Retards think everything is staph. You're handing them a cope/not a good win if Tom does win
>Tomalajeets get absolutely embarrassed in every thread>they keep doing itDo they have a humiliation fetish or something?
tai tuivasa knocked out gane
>>151572807>gane beat ngannou tbf that would have happened with ease had he not gone for that retarded heel hook attempt.
>>151572985Is this a 3 layer deep meta meme? Why would the blk boy be saying that about Jones you dumb retard KEK. Or are you saying that's literally you? If so I guess based?
What will ganecells do when gane is knocked out cold on the canvas
>meanwhile in reality
>>151573129Damn forgot about this. Was about to go in on some plus money with tom. But if Ngubu couldnt touch him and a flush hook like this didn't even phase him, there's no way tom wins. Thanks for saving me money b.
>gane still hasn't got up Joe
I got bored as hell and started to play Bop-It
>>151573178Nothing. just disappear.
>>151573213>didn't phase him>is literally on his ass, phased?
>>151573168FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FAGTOT
>>151573206>Tai receiving a congratulatory shoulder massage for his victory while Gane desperately seeks out the cage doctor to tend to his wounds
we need to know the ref for tom vs gane. it makes a big difference if we're dealing with an early stopper or late stopper.
>>151573283Nah was a flash knockdown. Just checked. Instantly back to his feet. Crazy something like that would heem any other man. But thanks for saving me money. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
legend says Gane solved Blue Prince in a single hour...
>>151573315it's Big Dan
Anyone else actually find Virna Jandiroba very attractive? I feel like she would make a great mother... I wish to domesticate her and make love and have her bear and raise my children...
>>151573352oh hell yeah
>>151573396that's charles "the predator" oliveria bud.
>cyril mate pls don't you already won mate the belt is yours
>>151573449>anon is letting his gay race fetish leak out>again?
who's going to have the bigger meltdowntom fans or gane fans?
Tom is FUCKED. If he doesn't finish Cereal in 1 round without taking a single punch everyone will call him a loser can and Jones will dab on him.
>>151573449KWAB WHAT A RAPED PIGGY
>>151573483gane fans are permanently melting down so we wont even be able to tell.
>>151573477>fight predictions are gay now
>>151573449>THINK OF ME SONS MATE
>>151573502fight prediction?
>>151573129Yeah that was pretty funny. A Justin Tafa level, UFC 1 level fighter almost become HW champ.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Has Aspinall ever been dropped
tom aspinall ass raped by cyril gane LIVE on PPV
>>151573582what will spark fear into tom more:Gane stuffing takedownsorSeeing the start of round 4
>>151568294
>>151573539wasn't a title fight goof
Tatsuro Taira will be flyweight champ next year. Screencap this.
>>151573582Aspinall has taken quite a few haymakers and has tanked them all. Gane would need a miracle punch to win this.Gane might get the opportunity because Tom will permanently lose the Jones fight if he doesn't finish Gane in seconds so he's gonna be wild.
>dat iz rite squeal for me toomy
fight is a NC Gane kicks Tom in the nuts so hard his cup cracksTom writhes on the floor screaming ME CROWN JEWELSGane stands around looking like a retard
>>151573632I dont think anybody would doubt that.
>>151573626It ostensibly was.
Poor poor Aspignall
let's just be reasonable and meet in the middle and say gane has a 51% chance of winning
Valter Walker wins tomorrow. There is no world where this fight ends in upset
gane has a great chance of winning. the fuck are you guys smoking. Tom's striking is mid and his defense is awful, his grappling is mid too. Gane will be the better striker if tom can't take him down and finish him in the first two he will gas out.
HW is so bad. Just fucking turn the other way and push off and you literally can't get caught in that white belt leg lock
Gane unironically melted under Jon's aura and didn't even fight and he just lost to Volkov and you expect him to show up 100% mentally?
>>151573732louie sutherland gives dog vibes
10 and a half more hours
>>151572867I'm afraid Jonddaddy has Tomala permanently locked in a chastity interim belt however
Money Goldsteinberg would unironically heem both Tom and Ciryl in one night.
Holy fuck....
>>151574027you could be a little more creative
obviously aspinall is a flushed bum now, but was he ever good?
>>151568392stop fucking making these
>>151574170oh no the tomalasirs are starting to tap out
STOP MAKING FUN OF TOM
Got a 120 second cooldown and forgot what I was gonna post.
>>151574251I'm gonna post my nuts on your forehead for 120 seconds
to heem or not to heem that is ze question.
heeminder AI is literally making people dumber
>>151574343Air dusters, meths, and glue sniffing is literally making Aspinall fans dumber.
Gane status?
How are you going to celebrate Gane’s victory?
>>151574343it depends on how you use it.
>>151574427Steal from French museum
>>151574427>10 whole dollars
>>151572985Brazza you done goofed
>>151574388Bodied that freak.
TOM IS A MANCUNIAN TOSSER
Aspinall isn't good he's just the least shit out of an absolute bum divison
>>151574413Watch the stare down. Gane has already won the mental battle. And the mental battle is 90% of the fight. Tom is broken. The fight is a mere formality at this point.
selenagomezbros...
>>151574343what's your excuse?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when Gane breaks Tom's leg with 1 kick
Jon "Bogged" Jones
>>151573632irresponsible unprotected sex with japanese women
Tom literally has better oblique kicks than Jones and has broken an opponents leg with a check before.
Literally!
>>151574027>>151573701>Gane in the ZUTT'D outfitBros... Gane is gay?
I do air dusters, meth, and sniff glue
>>151568724kek it was for weedit has been overturned back to a win for patchy officially today. sorry little brazzas... we're still pathetic...
>>151574664Tom Ass-Spoonhole when Ciryl Gane goes for a leglock
19 hours until Cereal Clitne dies.
15 seconds
Flags you will see disappear tomorrow night:SloveniaBrazilFrance90% of America
I'm shitting my pants right now. Tom by KO.
khabib
19 hours until Tubby Thomas has to try and survive Bon Gamin.
If we're being real it's a tossup.
>>151574797spams you do realise gane is the more popular fighter in this general
19 hours until Surreal Gain shocks the world and submits Thomas Binhole
>>151574797holy cow just how fricking bad is this tim dude
I'm feeling really comfy in my bed rn, nice and cold. Blanket on. Good that,
...
power slap
>>151574961Poor poor Tomala already tired by round two...
>>151574961What happens when Tom gets dragged into deep waters (the second round).
Honestly, Gane can win if he drags it out to a decision. Let Tom waste his energy in the first couple of rounds and then by the third just put on a relentless pace. He is probably going to point fight and run away in the first round though. People might call him a coward but hey play to your strengths if that's what it takes to win.
>>151574746You better stop. It's damaging your brain. If you don't stop before you know it you'll be getting your throat tattooed.
https://youtu.be/Y1oxYCgp4q0?list=RDY1oxYCgp4q0if gane walked out to this i would literally coom on the spot
>>151574961
We cannot follow them.
>if I keep posting the same webms, but cut and edited, Gane will definitely win!kek
Gane will definitely win
Came here for some new Dern pics to goon to. This board has really fallen off.
Ganebros how are we feeling?
>>151575257Missing the Thickenzie era.
>>151575278Excellent, my friend.
if i was ciryl gane i would think "wow i'm so cool"
Farted myself awake
>>151575278I am without fear because I know victory is assured
>>151575257her ass isnt even big
If I was Ciryl Gané I would be having sex with white women.
>>151575369why
God, imagine having baby making sex with Jandiroba, warm and safe in your cramped usafe Brazilian apartment, not sure if you're doing a good job giving her an orgasm or if she just looks like that, unable to make eye contact with her, knowing your children will never be good-looking but being assured that they'll be hardy, tough people, well-loved in their favela...
>>151575278i went to an advanced screening of ufc 321 earlier. gane wins obviously but i won't spoil how.
>>151575367Your mom’s ass is though
>>151575468I'd rather cum inside Joshua Van's tiny arsehole than have sex with this thing.
The problem with Gane time and time again is the grappling. He seems to be lost when it goes to the ground. I'm he's been working on scrambling and takedown defence he's probably improving but will it be enough? His best bet is to not let it get to the ground because everytime he does he thinks he can submit them and goes for some stupid heelhook or something that makes him lose the position. If he somehow manages to heelhook Aspinall I'll eat a shoe.
wait the dern fight is a championship fight?the absolute state of the strawweight division
>>151575803She’d fuck you up
Check out this badass Gane compilation:https://youtu.be/Q9OR7tcmVwU?si=_-dcef13IKFCYWAn
>>151575572most heterosexual frenchman
>>151575572
Aspinall is so unbelievably unmarketable thank god for ciryl saving the day
WAIT TILL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME
>>151576056holy fucking cazzie
>>151576056that's right, tom's dad doesn't help him eithermeanwhile everytime people see ciryl gane they're hyped and think "wow he's so cool" and when he's not booked to fight people always ask "where is ciryl gane ?" because he's just so damn cool
>>151575803yeah it should be a fight night co-main at best. not even for the title
>>151568487All time story winner and king of war
>>151575865tru
>>151576211yeah you probably never got meet your father
Oh no tombros our boy got concussed by a girl will he be able to take Gane's power?
>>151576408me mom said me dad's a good lad and he'd come back someday
Tom should think about all the fatherless frenchmen out there before talking about the good relationship with his dad
Tomala'd myself awake.
Nick Diaz has really fallen off
>>151573396You're attracted to little boys with down syndrome
>>151576211Gane has been hired for movies and aspinall is relegated to nina drama slop>>151576192Don't sign your post
>>151576765holy fucking cazzie>>151576715would like to hear what he has to say, bet he has some wisdom to share
>>151576841>don't champion the streamer's bland tko merchant>cazzieK champ
>>151576866holy fucking fish eatin cazzie
Ciryl already submitted Tom via having a bigger penis. Tom literally tapped out and accepted defeat. We won.
"It ain't fookin big enough""Trust me, it is"
>me name's tom aspinall and me willy is little
when did cazzies and homos take over /heem/
>>151577058you made one post b, I wouldn't call that "taking over"
>>151575870oh you... that's an aspinall TKO compilation! you got me there.
>>151572953Okay okay I'm going! I'm leaving! I SAID ILL GO PLEASE!!
>>151577125Gored that gurutroon
>>151577136so trueboxing will always be superior
>>151577237your wrist must be so strong by now from punching nazis all day every day
>>151577214>slowly shut door with my grabbing stick>mobility scooter becomes my legsOh you're going somewhere, just not out that door.>cracks swollen sausage fingers>gangrene shoot out
>cazziespamming mischling is a boxcelColor me shocked
>>151576715He's got good hair at least. Some bald men would trade places with him.
I'm attacking your family
>>151577385this is /heem/ share your favorite nazi punching techniques
>>151576841life is in the hands of god type shit
thoughts?
>>151577517do you agree
>>151577526my thoughts are mostly "who are these bums, members of the custodial staff?"
>>151577544God damn you are an absolutely worthless poster just fuck off back to /box/ you are not funny or interesting
>>151577526Have you fully factored that it's in saudi (very hot)
>>151577635get a load of this casual talking about the weather lmao
>>151577544Tawlf question
>>151577677nothing in life worth doin ain't
>>151577742what?
>>151577742roasted that chestnut
what is it about aspinall that makes them lose their fucking minds
>>151577831it's dementia, the GRIDS ate their brains away long ago
>>151577876>>151577876>>151577876
Heeminder aspinall has 0 knockout wins he's as inorganic as they come and needed a streamer to fumble his comms. for him, funnily enough neither piers nor guru will walk him out though he promised them both
>>151569963that's vindicating his statement
