Daaaaaaaaaaaa
'stros
Canada IS whiter than America, especially LA, though
Jays
So now that the dust settled, what went wrong? The injured dodgers almost swept the jays in the regular season. Now they’re healthy and it’s looking pretty grim for them
it's been nice knowing you chuds
>chicanos malding and desperately trying to deflect onto indiansjej
reminder >>151577281
Doyers in a bind
that inning made me coom
>doyers>lost angeles
>>151578383classic image
ate good tonight jays friends
>>151578351DEATHTOL/A/TROONS
jays
Padres should hire that Blue jays hitting coach and Ramirez. Man, I do anything for that Blue Jay offense. Thank God Shildt isn't our manager anymore. His small ball phony Gwynn tactic sucked balls.
>>151578389snell had no juice. barger couldn't have been a more perfect bench bat
>>151578351DOYERS LOSE!
>>151578398>posts a non-streaming washed up alcoholiclel
Doggiedoos kek!!
let's go !!
D O Y E R SOYERS
>>151578389Jays overall strategy seems to be to be hard to strike out, and tire out the all-star starting pitcher to get to the bullpen to start feasting on relievers. Meanwhile, try to keep it as close as possible and to limit the opponent's all-star offense. Bullpen is the dodger's #1 weakness, but it hasn't mattered that much for most of the post-season.
>>151578420Shildt wasn’t the main problem you retard. It’s your GM
>>151578410kek I had forgotten about that fat fuck. He probably ate so good tonight
doyers in 5
Kek!
>>151578395It's sad but it's true >>151578429>alcoholicQRD ??
>>151578410Game 7 should be decided between him and Muncy eating contest
>>151578442yanks would've let union rot and bulldozed it to expand a highway and build a shartmart parking lot
my mariners actually could have done it if they had just gotten 7 more outs. this series is over, jays in 5
>>151578449Japs call this cockroach baseball and joke about it but it legitimately works, provided you can score when the opportunity arises
>>151578471why do you think she's "sick" all the time?
>>151578485>this flag>my marinersDisgusting
>>151578416L O S E R ENERGY
>>151578410no… NO!!!
Look at this box.
baseball is just about getting hot at the right time and if any team knew how to do it consistently they'd win the world series every year. The bottom of the jays order is hitting like .400
>>151578442I've seen two different ambf couples in Toronto. Never seen one anywhere else.
>>151578499lenergy?
>>151578493probably from hongcouver
>>151578474hot dog eating contest would be perfectly in line with a toronto game 7
>>151578485Not quite over, but the Jays have the upper hand. Resting Gausman an extra day could also come up huge if he shoves tomorrow.
>>151578504>Andy PagesWho let this shitter on the team
>>151578410>>151578501i'm sad he couldn't do this run with us :(
>>151578504>1-4>.222>broketahni
>>151578493victoria is mariners country
winning game 1 of the world series is like winning the world series to blowgaypajeets
JUSTICEallez les exposkill david samson
>>151578351>see pic>first thing that comes to mind
I lost $5000 betting on a Dodgers comeback after that Ohtani homer...
>brewers14 hits in 4 games against doyers>jays14 hits in 8 innings against doyers
>>151578540did he died
do we use the racial demographics of Canada or toronto to calculate the whiteness coefficient of their team?
I can’t stop laughing at the doyers bros wat do?
>>151578535that's right
>>151578548dead af
>ACTUAL mexican belts in runs to crush the dreams of dirty half-breed chicanosthe irony kekyou have no idea how much mexicans and other LATAMs hate chicanos on /int/
if the doggies actually lose that all but guarantees they're signing Tucker. Enjoy the bidding war Cashkiddies
>>151578564why didn't her double jump
DODGERS IN 5
>>151578489Nice, thak you:https://jzawabiog.com/gokiburiyakyuu-kaisetu/
>>151578453Quiet doyerpaco
>seethe about /int/>get most /int/ matchup possible>good guys up
enjoy this win blow gay faggots it's the last you'll get before we take game 2 tomorrow and bring it home to finish you off
>>151578594he's right, blaming the manager when your players shit the bed is what retarded fans do
>>151578504Pull fucking Schneider. He's a dud, or at least put him as the #9 htiter.
>>151578592BASED CANADIAN HONORARY DOYERPACO
>>151578392The regan ad is actually a genius taunt.Regunt is the reason LA is mexico city 2.0 these days thanks to his amnesty back in the day.Well played. I’ll give you canuks that much.
I have a feeling in my bones we're about to see 3.2 IP 7 ER from Gausman tomorrow
>>151578640
>>151578643think positive
>>151578630Schneider was in there because of the platoon advantage against Snell. It didn't work out this time. So expect Lukes in the 2-hole tomorrow
>>151578640what ad
>>151578504Even if the Jays offense is potentially cheating, the fact that the pitchers struck out 13 is proof that it probably would've still not mattered all that much in the long run and would've still likely won regardless.
>>151578475Unironcally half the TTC looks like a rotting ghetto onky decent looking metro system in the US is the DC one
i never really liked how all of canada is expected to act like toronto represents them. there's bandwagons here who have never even been to ontario
jomboy had another kid recently :)thats a win for baseball
>>151578655Was the pulling of Bichette purely for the speed on the base paths or did he feel something?
>>151578539Based, Expos were pure SOVL
>>151578640That was him being retarded and trusting dems to be tougher on the border in exchange. Basically lead to the breakdown of bi partisan legislation
>>151578651
>>151578679>>151578539Losing the Expos is a national tragedy.
>>151578669>bandwagons here who have never even been to ontarioyeah try college football on for size
>>151578673It was because of the speed, Bo literally couldn't run
>>151578612heard it before, wake me up when mariners send or hit the snooze button because I'm snoozing on you faghats
>>151578703>>151578679I'm holding out the smallest bit of hope that they get another team. If it were up to me they would get a team before Nashville or where ever the fuck. any city they put a team in will have nothing on Montreal
>A team that has hit a grand slam in the WS has never lost the series>A team that sweeps in an LCS has never won the WSThis is all setting up for the Dodgers to have a historic win
kek how short is this fat goblin mexican
>>151578704thats truly fucking weird.
>>151578706gotcha
>>151578679>Both Canadian teams had the exact same color scheme of the US flagMaybe they could have tried something more original
>>151578738this can't be real
>>151578664They ran an ad on the game’s broadcast in some states with AI edited Regan essentially saying “tariffs bad”.Paid for by Canadian taxpayers mostly.
>>151578504what is up with pages ??? Batting 7% in the post season ?
>>151578738>>151578772cope you faggots
>>151578772I love watching old Usain Bolt vids
>>151578787kek i'm not hating on him, i'm just calling him a short fat mexicani'm glad he's making chicanos seethe
>>151578787I look like this (white though)
>dodgers still favoredexplain
>>151578800t. tubby timmy
>>151578804canadians get no respect
are the dodgers really this weak? I was more worried against the mariners
>>151578784>AI editedAnon the clip they used was actually Regan from the 80's.
>>151578738is baseball the only sport with straight up fat dudes ?? NFL linemen are fat but can lift insane weight and are surprsingly fast for their size. BAseball some guys are just obese
>>151578804you would have to be retarded to bet on the jays before they were up 2-0Dodgers are just the better team
>>151578787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owu6y7IaAA83:20He hits just like Homer Simpson. Someoen make a comparison.
How tf did the brewers score no runs
>>151578787Anyone got the webm of this disgusting swine waddling back to first base?
Friendly Reminder to Canadians - if you try to claim the WS you're admitting that America won the last 33 stan lees.
>>151578733the astros swept the 2022 ALCS and won the world series
>>151578823Baseball is about as much of a "sport" as darts
what's your guys favorite kids in the hall sketch? for me it's encyclopedia salesman or mass murderer
>>151578819Regan copers are the worst.Literally carrying around a decades expired fell for it again award.
>>151578823Inb4 based Rowdy and Vogelbach
>>151578855I live in toronto so I will claim this as victory for ths city
>>151578804Blue Jays still have to win 3 more games. Also they have to face Yamamoto tomorrow.
>>151578863>kids in the hallwhat's that, like discount whitest kids you know?
>>151578863I always liked the SHE'S A BITCH, BURN HER AT THE STAKE sketch
>>151578784It wasn't AI, it was just cut from a larger speech where Ronnie unequivocally denounces tariffs as retarded, specifically mentioning Japan and Canada.
>>151578823I remember CC Sabathia tried losing weight one time and it affected how he pitched, so he bulked back up.
>>151578823Hitting a baseball is more about hand eye coordination then being some jacked guy.
>>151578875they fathered those kids. Incredible considering one of them is a rampant homosexual.
Doyers in 5 and there is nothing wrong with being mexican.
>>151578887David Wells was the same.
>>151578843kek
i learned from /int/ that mexicans charge different prices to different races in their restaurants
>>151578902
>>151578787How do I into this build? Is it natty?
>>151578823The only true fatsos in baseball are the fat pitchers, guys like Bartolo Colon or CC Sabathia, because for them it's almost 100% skill based, and not so much about fitness.
>>151578922SS + GOMAD
>>151578823
>>151578855>zutt retard makes a thread with the same postkek
>>151578921Brick house of fuck. Too bad he got mad at Cito and left.
>>151578910And there's a scene in Homer at the bat where Homer hits in slow motion and it looks almost just like that. Homer is 5'10, 239Kirk is 5'8, 245
>>151578874Can't wait to light that nip up.
Excellent job by the Jays today. I'm actually feeling hopeful now. Let's fucking go!!!
>>151578887same exact thing happened for kenley jansen
>>151578943
the majority of this genny are under 6 foot tall
>>151578918whats a nigga like me paying compared to a gringo?
>>151578958hispanics believe themselves superior to blacks so probably charge them the most
>>151578957and you're ESL
Dodgerbros im trusting the plan
>>151578843
>Blanqueamiento in Spanish, or branqueamento in Portuguese (both meaning whitening), was a social, political, and economic practice used in many post-colonial countries in the Americas and Oceania to "improve the race" (mejorar la raza)[1] towards a supposed ideal of whiteness.[2] The term blanqueamiento is rooted in Latin America and is used more or less synonymously with racial whiteninguhh doyerpacos?
>>151578983Snell blowing it is bad but this shit is far from over. Mariners thought they had the ALCS wrapped up. Shit happens in October.
>>151578983They are clearly not the same batters as last season. Dodgers are done.
>>151578784Smartest and most informed trump voter
>>151578928>GOMADI did it a few times. The first time was during summer break about 20 years ago. This was before the internet was widely available. My friends brother was wrestling at a div I school and was back. He told us about squats and milk.We rode our skateboards over to the Krauzers and bought gallons of milk that morning. We also finagled a pack of cigarettes and smoked them outside on the blacktop. The milk was on the grass behind the parking lot and I was lightheaded from the Pall Malls (or Tarreyton, I cant remember). A couple of cute 8th grade girls went into the chinese restaurant, came out and sat with us while we skated and smoked. Their purchase was just white rice that they ate with packets of duck sauce. They ate and whispered to each other. I was so afraid of them.The ride home was terrible. I had smoked too many cigarrettes and even inhaled, sick and nauseous. I was skating on the side of a busy road carrying two gallons of milk. The ride was long.We got back to the home of my friend with the big brother. We drank milk and squatted. Thats all we did that summer, skated, drank milk and squatted. I dont think you are supposed to do so every day but we were young and had hormones going for us. Every day was pr day as well.Great things happened that summer. I put on about 25lbs. I dropped in on my first half pipe. My squat tripled at least. I got to second base with Amanda, she was a D-cup.One of the girls eating the white rice with duck sauce od'ed a couple of years ago. My squat has gone down too.
>>151578787Peak male performance
>>151578538soon to be >winning the world series is like winning the world series to blowgayjeets
Was spending time with my fiance, what happened to the Doyers? Did Ohtani choke?
>>151579029ohtani is the only one who didn't really.
I'm fucking pissed bros. I ain't mad the dodgers lost. I'm mad they gave up 9 runs in one inning.
>>151578874Very interested in how we do against the Japanese pitchers. I'd love to see a game that's just Ohtani, Yamamoto, and Sasaki.
>>151579029Ohtani did fine with a 2 run homer. Jays fucking demonlished the Dodgers in the 6th with 9 fucking runs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owu6y7IaAA8
>>151578732You think French Canadians could financially carry a team through attendance/merch these days? Is there that much untapped interest?
Ohtani can't win with these losers
>>151579047I just rewatched that inning and they defended the zone really welldidnt bite outside the zone eitherjust a series of good at bats
>>151578864>regan copers are the worst >coping about something I didn’t even realize was real until five minutes ago
>>151578882Did they mention Japan in the ad? This has to be the most internationally-watched WS ever so it'd be interesting if they tried signaling to them too right after they elect their Margaret Thatcher.
>>151579082>>151579052>>151579050>>151579041>>151579013>>151578989Fug off leafs
>>151578943remember when 239 was considered comically obese?
Ex chihuahua Snelly…First Dad not putting in Campy and Tirso, and now this My Chis just can’t win anything
>>151579053I mean they were a well one of the most well attended teams in the early 80s, their stadium was just Oakland Coliseum tier by the end of it. It's not going to happen though, it would have to be some rich and powerful French-Canadians pet project.
>>151579141bros I love tifa
>>151579082No, Japan was the focus of the original speech
Funny they had the graphics all lined up for Springer because they were hoping he'd hit a grand slam, and instead BARGER of all people did it at the next at bat.
>>151579141wtf I did it use that pic?
>>151579149For me it’s Selphie
blake snell's a bitch
>>151579167Based FF8 Chad
>>151578945>burger rooting for the Jayslol your ICE is gonna disappear your ass to an unnamed argentinian gulag
>>151578506I agree with this. Not trying to diminish the Blue Jays in any way, I just think so much of the playoffs is getting hot at the right time. Dodgers could still win obviously
how can a logo look so baseball
>>151579201>elbhow is that supposed to spell montreal??
>>151579005Alice Munro is that you?
>>151579201It kinda looks like a dick and balls
>>151579146I had a stroke writing this. I apologize
>>151579185Baseball isn't about nationality. I don't want the lame ass Dodgers to win.
Watching Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) until baseball.
>>151579201>team named for an expo centerlel
baseball isn't about nationality it's about racethat's why it used to have negro leaguesit should be called raceball
dodgers in 5
>>151579250it's luckswing
Eric Lauer and Tommy Nance play for the Jays?! I did not know this
After a while I the spammer is one of the only people posting and that’s when you know it’s time to go. Goodnight
>>151579250When you are playing the Dodgers it's closer to Riceball
The Dodgers playing that dog ass choking Brewers team hurt them today cause they essentially just got done with a lazy series against the brewers played in June while the Jays were playing actual playoff baseball.
>>151579267Don’t reply to Zuttkaner using a leaf flag>>151579275Fuck I hate myself for laughing at this one
>>151579288>it's not our fault hombre kek doyertacos
>>151579288Yep. It was a tale of two swords. I much would have rather played cubs so we could get an actual challenging but I was also scared that if we played em the cubs we might not win. Either way we got to focus up and lock in for the rest of the World Series or else we’re toast
>>151579288phillies didnt put up a lot of fight either
>>151579267>sweaty man dramasensiblechuckle.gif
>>151579275kek they do have a lot of asiatics
/mlb/ is sleeping on my scrappy underdogs again
I love women so much bros
>>151578855ERRRm technically canadians play for american teams. so even your wins are actually our wins
>>151579329What are you gay?!
>>151579268I've been memeing about the Lauer Hour all season long. He was doing a great job in the rotation before he got demoted back to the bullpen.
>>151579329Too bad none love you back
Dodgers are still the favourites from 0-1I just hope it goes to a Game 7.
>>151579351That’s not true!
>>151579329I wish women were real.
I hope the dodgers get swept and there’s a mass pacicide
>WE DONT NEED HIMTrawnafags obviously don't remember: >WE WANT FLORIDAFucking goofs.
>>151579369Ya gotta believe
>>151579369don't. they're a fucking nightmare
>>151579369Women on the internet are a psyop they are all men
>>151578732I think the Blue Jays should relocate into the US and the entire league should be based in the US.
>>151579369become the woman
>>151579367Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>151579386I would have accepted: "Welcome to Toronto"
>>151579397kys troon
https://x.com/SportsNetLA/status/1981934790707232973
>>151578738
>>151579403hmmmmm nyo :3
>Ohtani contributed guys, here’s his 1 hit in garbage time when the game is overLol try again when it matters
>>151579406
>>151579420>Home runs….LE DONT COUNT!
>>151579420>ohtani did his job>rest of the team did nothing>REEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS OHTANI'S FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEBrown.
does /mlb/ seethe about frogs?
>>151579329I only love them when they don't have tattoos, piercings, lip filler, dyed hair, excessive makeup, and aren't fat.
Why use your pitcher as DH in an American league park? Why not use some bench hitter instead, is there strategy here?
>Be a woman with autism>Autism is an actual superpower >Be a man with autism>Lmao just KYS
>>151579399Kek my woman does that tho
I gave up on women but haven't even tried the gay pill before. Is it too late to start?
A Mets Jays WS would be funny. Im just tired of Dodgers in the WS, they winning or losing doesnt change that its lame that they are there in the first place
Big Papi found his spiritual successor
someone explain why the doyers can have such good starters and such terrible relieverswhy don't they just buy the good relievers
>>151579460never. gay sex is seafood where straight sex is red meat. different textures, similar sensations, both extremely satisfying
>>151579470they've won on world series in the last 40 years
>>151579460Being prison gay is just a cope. Just grit your teeth and drink yourself to death while boomers get mad at you because they sold you down the river 30 years ago when you were 3.
>>151579432The problem is that Ohtani faced a bases loaded in a 0-0 2nd inning. Of course blaming him for the loss overall is retarded but not all at bats are equal
who else here jombie?
>>151579473The DAAAAAAAAAAAynamic Duo
>>151579328based optimistic decoy poster keep your spirit
>>151579477Don't look up how much they spent Tanner Scott
jays in 4 easy
Our sport now bitches
>>151579477the baseball Gods cursed them when they signed Tanner Scott and Kirby Yates
>>151579483The rest of the lineup had 5 hits total.
>>151579479This is only true for my Mets for one more year
I know its pretty much over but i just hope they dont sweep them. It would be embarrassing to be that "dominant" and then just shit the bed in the series.
>>151579477They kinda did but Scott didnt go well, Vesia lost his son, Philipps in injured etc. Gonsolin could be a long reliever too but hes also injured
>>151579531Nah, fuck them and fuck choketani.
>>151579420Reminds me, what is Shohei’s World Series batting like? Seems to be a pattern
Where is Recker?
>>151579445nah we like frogs here
>>151578983they need to get pooges out of the starting lineup
Doyerpacobeaners...what the fuck was that performance?
>>151579473I bet Papi, Pedro, and Vlad Sr. entered the hospital after Vlad Jr. was born like the three magi if they were all Balthazar.
>>151579579Cute. I wonder what they are thinking about and if they understand the idea of "friend"
If I were the doyers, I would have simply subbed Ohtani as a relief pitcher in the 6th
>>151579602>if they understand the idea of "friend"who's to say but I would think no. cold blooded animals are primitive they don't even raise their own young
>>151579593a reality check that this isn't going to be as easy as most people thinkreal talk though i don't know why people were underestimating the jays
>>151579588this desu. shift the defense around if you have to and get miggy ro in there. batting under .100 at this stage is unacceptable and a huge liability.
>>151578390
>>151579642agreed
has the nl always been such a joke?
>>151579602>>151579626It depends of the amphibian. Frogs arent really aggressive to other frogs but komodo dragons on other hand, they are extremely solitaire creatures, first thing they do after hatching is running in desperation mode then climb a tree. They live all their childhood up in a tree because adult komodo dragons will eat them if they spot a kid komodo dragon
for me it's eeyore by slipknot
>>151579651Yes…Please keep deep dicking us AL chads…
>>151579651Just the Phillies, Brewers and Mets.
My jays are doing it bros, I can't believe it...
In one game alone, the Jays scored more than the Brewers against the dodgers.
>>151579651The best team in the NL got eliminated in the NLDS fortunately for us
>>151579677they did it in one inning
it's my fault dodgerchads. I got too cocky going to into this. it won't happen again. I'm going to repent and humble myself for rest of the series. let's hope the blowgaypajeets remain cocky and curse their team. Dodgers in 5.
>>151578351The Jays are definitely cheating. Even if no one has proven it yet. It took them 6 innings to unencrypt Snell. Gonna email Dave Roberts about this.
>>151579677with one swing they scored as much as the brewers did
>>151579706thanks bro. this can't be allowed to continue.
>>151578823Baseball is a skill-based sport and that's why it's truly the best. You have genetic freaks who never bat above .220 and then there's a guy who looks like he plays beer league softball have a successful MLB career.
will vesia be back later in the series?
>>151579597His family is basically the DR's Hall of Fame exports
>>151579677I still don't understand how. I know postseason != regular season, but it's still shocking that the team with the best record couldn't put up any fight.
>>151579731Doubt it
>Doyers lose>Max Muncy spammer purged from /mlb/You're welcome.
>>151579740Manfred manipulation for views. Same with this G1 to get people invested. It'll be 1-1 after tomorrow.
dodgers suck jays sweep
Kershaw needs to start tomorrow and get this series back on track doyerhombres!
>>151579656https://youtube.com/shorts/CuqxqLWr7rM?si=dF3W3bGByDv7nlLh also komodo dragons never stop being cannibals. They have no mercy towards adult komodo dragons either. Just ruthless animals
5channel's post-game reaction LOL
>>151579746we all love max munchy
>>151579746I kneel to the blue jays
>>151579731I suspect his wife miscarried, so chances are very slim.
>Blake Snell is elite, he's been lights out!>forgot he's Blake Snell and will melt down at the worst time possibleKek, It's Kino!
>>151579763cuckwatcher. pathetic.
>>151579740That Brewers team always flops in the playoffs. Look at how many times they were dumped out of the WC. Only in 2018 did they put up a fight when they lost.
>>151579700>>151579707>not just in one game>not just in one inning>one a bat was all it tookLmao that’s awful. Brew Crew memed their way into the playoffs to get bounced unceremoniously again. Jays actually made their pitchers work. Actually a shame
>>151579731>President of baseball operations Andrew Friedman explained that the team chose not to place Vesia on the family emergency list, which could have allowed him to come back sooner, so as not to pressure him to rejoin the teamNo
>>151579762I love Max Muncy, but I love Max Scherzer more
>>151579758holy based
>>151579778so even if he wanted to he couldn't?also I think thats really nice from the dodgers
>>151579782Mad Max throwing 7 innings 2 runs in LA
Based eternal NL West merc Snell with the inside job. Come home gamer man
>>151579774This team was different, none of those years did they lead MLB in run differential. But desu most of it was from that near historic streak they had during the summer.
>>151578351I hope the Jay's lose. I hate that libtarded snob DEI city. Anybody that cheers for Toronto that isn't from Toronto is a loser. I'd much rather cheer on Detroit, Pittsburgh, Cleveland or Buffalo teams anyway before Snoboronto. Fuck that Little India cesspit.
Jeff Passan interviewed Davis Schneider about Barger and the couch story.
Dodger organization is pathetic!Dave Roberts and the players were talking on Media Day about how they thought it was "cute" that they were playing the WS in Canada.Dave Roberts was all smiles in the dugouts when the Dodgers were up 2-0. After Varsho hit the tying homer, that smile quickly wiped off his face.Dodgers thought they were going to sweep the Jays with just their starters. Nnnnnnnnnnope!!!!!
>>151579801Hongcouver SEETHE
>>151579791Brewers were like the Padres, way too little slug to ever pose a serious threat in the playoffs. Royals are the only team to ever buck that trend since the strike year and they had one of the best postseason bullpens ever
>>151579746browns learn their place
>>151579804Peff Jassan
>>151579777>le pocket pancake team I know we joke about this kind of thing a lot but beating the cubs was unironically their world series
>>151579801vpn off doyerpaco
>>151579801based honorary American
los doyerpacos kek
>>151579814That's definitely true, the batting average meme always dies in october. Someone also made a good point that the smaller market teams like the Rays/Brewers that rely on the players way down on the roster to perform well during the marathon of the regular season always have an uphill battle during the playoffs because of all the off days. Having like 12 "pretty good" pitchers means less when you can just use your top high leverage guys nearly every game in a serious
>>151579807I feel like that Dave Roberts "Let's really ruin baseball!" line might end up being cursed.Dodgers are gonna do something insane like go the next 25 years with 500m teams and no more rings to show for it.
>>151579787I'm not entirely sure maybe a dodger fan can answer, but since he was left off the roster I'm pretty sure he couldn't join unless someone on the dodgers got injured, and MLB is incredibly strict about this stuff in the playoffs, they cant just have a "my arm is sore" injury
>>151579813Do Canadians from different regions hate each other?
doyerpacos shuffling they way through the post season just to run into the jays
Can we all stop pretending this is going to be an easy World Series now? I’ve seen so many fans thinking the Blue Jays were going to be an easy win. Can we stop with that now? They are good and the bullpen was who we thought they were tonight. Let’s get serious and take the Blue Jays serious too.Edit: At least now I can wash my Koufax jersey, the blue 2020 World Series shirt I wear under it, my jeans, and the pair of white socks I haven’t washed since the playoffs began. Wash away the loss and get them tomorrow hopefully!
>>151579866only the quebecois
Zuttkaner still seething and trying to score white people points kek
>>151579866Albertans hate Ontario because inferiority complexMost Quebecois are chill but the vocal ones hate everyone Maritimes are pretty chill in general Most provinces hate Ontario because jealousy
Despite the media pushing a bullshit narrative, this series was never going to be easy. They are the number 1 seed for a reason ffs lolThis game captured all the risks and holes this team has especially the heavy reliance on starters being lights out. But it’s still 1 game.I’m confident the team knows what the fuck happened. Win it for Vesia and his family. Win it for the fans. Win it for LA.
>>151579915I want to retire on PEI. just eat oysters until I die of mercury poisoning
>>151579875What am i supposed to see in that red car
I for one am looking forward to Snell cruising through 5/6 in a tight G5 before Roberts comes in with the early hook and Dodgers BP blows it
>>151579937ummm....sweetie,,,,,,??
>>151579938Roberts is really damned if he do damn if he don't. Snell obviously didn't have it tonight, letting him go third time through the order was retarded
reckon they just need to play roki every game
>>151579866Sort of. Alberta is our version of Texas so they kind of act like Texans where they talk shit but don't do anything, but we've had some real problems with Quebec terrorists and separatists in the mid to late 20th century and there is still plenty of resentment towards them.
>>151579930I actually know someone who sold their house in Ontario for a few mill and moved out east. From what I hear it's super comfy and relaxed.
>>151579942Explain the joke
>I wish Varsho was healthy the whole yearYeah me too, if Varsho plays 150 games, he would have hit like 35 homers. Insane clip rate
>>151579852It's the difference between regular season and postseason; you need depth to get to the playoffs but you need power arms and bats to win it
>>151579946> letting him go third time through the order was retardedCause he has no faith in his BP.
>>151579955look at the shadow of the man on the bridge recording
>We're talkin' softball...>From Maine to San Diego.>Talkin' softball...>Bo and Alejandro.>Guerrero's grotesquely massive WAR.>Springer and his run-in with the law.>We're talkin' Homers... Lukes and the Straw.
>>151579946His BP sucks, blame Friedman for prospect hugging at the deadline (but also blame Roberts lol)
lets go boo gaysclap clap clap clap clap
>>151579882I saw this on reddit but you're not RC
>>151579951>From what I hear it's super comfy and relaxed.that's what I'm looking for. they have some of the best oysters in the world...so I've heard..
>>151579969Ok. And? He has a shadow. Now what?
>>151579948While I haven't seen it myself, Jays supposedly hit their best against fastballs.
>>151579987most of us cross post our /mlb/ comments on reddit
>>151579996>hit their best against fastballs.methinks that's just about universally true
>>151579998PFMA
>>151579998Guilty as charged!!
The brewers offense was so shit that people overrated how dominating the Dodgers were against the Brewers. It was just pitching dominating but really outside the reds series the Dodgers offense hasn't been dominant. The Dodgers need the offense to wake up to beat the blue jays if they're going to be able to chase starters and get to the bullpen.
>>151579402kinda hard to chant that desu
>>151579995
Unpopular opinion: I want the bluejays to absolutely light the Dodgers upFirst and foremost, the Dodgers need to be put in their place. Dave Roberts straight up saying they want to be the villains of baseball is some evil shit lol. Secondly, if the Bluejays absolutely destroy the Dodgers in less than seven games, its just further proof of how gritty and resilient the Mariners were this year, and the potential the club holds with proper off season moves.I know the bluejays just broke our hearts, but if we cant be in the world series, I would like the team who just played an intense, amazing, 7 game series with us go all the way. May be an unpopular opinion, but I stand by it. Watching the game right now, I will say, its pretty satisfying to see Dodgers pitching lit up this bad.
Gausman vs Yamamotothen who?Bieber vs Glasnow?
>>151579386should be not retards and change it to just>we have vladdy
>>151580040then drake vs kendrick haha
Downloading kekkies (25%)
>>151580040sounds like it then ohtani vs scherzer
wait do the dodgers actually suck? was i lied to?
>>151579971Decent
>>151579866Rivalries and passive aggressive attitudes based on history and ignorance. Its dying out with the Thirdies takeover as they aren't true Canadians and don't know their ass from their elbow.Quebec. Most people like Quebec for tourism. Beautiful nature, and touristic opportunities. Lots of people don't like Quebec because of strong language laws that protect their culture from becoming extinct. This means forced French everything. Historically they lost the war but the Brits let them stay French. They also attempted to separate because most Quebecers feel like Quebecers and non-Canadians. This makes Canadians seethe especially boomers. Younger gen don't give a shit.Alberta. They are the oil kings. They are a wealthy province and vote strongly conservative. They blame the entire Canadian problems on eastern Canada's voting patterns. Most of them are actual retards that don't know fuck all about anything and regurgitate the same old shit that their foreman says at work.British Colombia aka Bring Cash. The prettiest province nature wise. Extremely liberal(think Seattle and Portland). They are outdoorsy snobs. People love visiting but everyone secretly hates them.Ontario. Toronto. Fuck Toronto. They had an inferiority complex for years. Suddenly think they are on par with NYC, London and Paris but they are just a safer training wheels version of Chicago. Nobody in Canada likes Toronto. Its a third world sithole. Mid provinces and territories. No one gives a shit.Maritime. Beautiful. Nice people. Poor as fuck. Think North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky etc. Just simple, nice low IQ people that struggle to find a good job.
>>151580056NopeGreat rotation when healthyGreat 1-5 in the lineup and honorable mention to KikéAwful awful BP and they're now out one of their only reliable arms (and a lefty at that)
>>151580062oh my god! Bruh... this a baseball thread.
>>151578703that the blue jays played a significant role in, rogers mindfucking everyone into this CANADA'S TEAM shit is pathetic
>>151580088if they weren't canada's team it would mean rogers not owning the only canadian team. they obviously are very against that.
>>151580076Im educating the yank towel head.
blue jays to dodgers be like:https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=owydnH3AWsU
Kike clutch factor helps the doyers, but George Springer is a legit threat, he is pretty dominant in the playoffs. Vladdy is playing great too.
>>151580030EXPLAIN!
>let’s le heckin really ruin baseballerino!!cursed.
This is why the Giants will always be the best team in California.
Every reaction is fairWe feel what we feel, and we all gotta process a bad loss in the best way we know how. Flush and forget, if we can! It’s just one game. A worthy champion can come back from bad losses, and from adversities of all kinds. We are fans of the premier franchise of this major league - keep faith, rest well, have pride, friends.
>>151580143He is playing frogger with his shadow you fucking autismo.
>>151580213>5 pennants since 2017>only 1 WS ring to show for itthis really the 'premier franchise' you think it is?
reminder
>>1515802392 rings actually
>>151580239two rings (2020, 2024) and soon to be three (2025)
>>151580243>2020
>>151580241>>151580243Let’s slow it down a bit there cabrones
>>151580250>>151580256Why didn't your team win? Tell me your cope.
>>151580243if we count 2020, we should also count the Expos' 1994 platonic ring
>counting 2020 in a season shorter than the all star breakRemember how the Orioles were a hot team a few years ago before the all star break and completely ate shit once playoffs started?
>>1515802432020 doesn't count, buddy.
Tasty copes Nice
>>151580260The tried their best and I’m proud of them award :)
>>151580273>Chink squatters in Japan like the China teamAnd?
>>151580299Which member of the Jays is Chinese?
*raises paw*Wats seam shifted wake
>>151580304Bo is part chinese
>>151578746its 99% coping gambling addicts and 1% ultra golems
Only full seasons count. Yes, especially the 2017 world series ring.
just how good were the Mariners?
>all the goofballs pearl-clutching over the "we don't need him" chantsAhhhh no not poor Ohtani-sama!!! He's so honourable and based ahhhhh how could you say that noooooo!!! He probably gets worse taunts in his Instagram DMs every minute and he gets 70 mil a year to ignore it.
>>151580317If Manfred had a spine and vacated the Astros win for that year then I'd be fine awarding it to the Dodgers. But that isn't happening.
Lol dodgers suck
Delicious cope
>Bao Bi Chiao or sum ting
>>151580304The city of Toronto
>>151580326
You do have to give him his roses: Ohtani is the greatest statpadder of all time
kwabhttps://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1981958730984939951
You guys are so fucking ignorant. I'm surprised you remember to feed yourselves. It's 1 game. This time tomorrow you'll all be crying because the momentum will completely reverse.
>>151580363You can see how much he misses the Yankees there.
Apologize.
>>151580363Lol look at DR Drake
>>151580367Yea but I’m not a blue jays fan so it don’t really matter now do it? ;D
>>151578669yeah this canada's team shit is extremely obnoxious and seeing it shoehorned into every single facet of life right now is really aggravating
>>151580363definitely not watching baseballfunny how many players do not want to see or think about the game when they aren't playing but i also hate thinking about my job when I'm not there
>>151580367Noooo don't shitpost against my heckin doggie doos :(
>>151578669What does the lake have to do with this? What the fuck?
there's gonna be ell to pay if doyers lose again
>>151580399Honestly it's perfectly reasonableBaseball is kinda boring to play and the worst sport to play when you're getting stomped. Then you gotta talk to dumbass journalists who ask the dumbest questions imaginable.
>>151580429
>>151580399its a very different experience when youre a player watching your opponents play
>>151579537We need to start selecting RPs with endurance. Our starts are the best in the sport, we just need people who aren't made of glass. Maybe grab more SP and convert them.
Depends on the player. Guys like Kyle Tucker don’t care about the game but do their job. There are athletes that love what they do and some that just treat it like a job.
Not my scrappy underdoggie doos :(
guys snell was (allegedly) playing 2k before the game
I need Amanda Hugginkiss
>>151580496That explains the constant eye bags. He needs to sleep, cause those bags are just awful
>>151580496He thought the Blue Jays were gonna be an easy team. He'll be locked in for game 5
>>151580496thats pretty normal for a night gamet. watched Trevor May's video
>>151580390Been like this for decades. I remember the jokes about how the real referendum back in the early 90s was not the Quebec shit but if the Jays were going to go all the way. Jim Hughson and Bucky were magic together too.
>>151580496Too bad it was the Jays getting the high score
>>151580088I miss the old days when Labatts owned them along a bunch of random teacher money.
>>151580516>game 5Uh... anon?
>changed the hashwhy?
>>151580062Newfs and Maritimers have the best accents
>>151580598Acadian French tho
>>151580618You mean the ones that got kicked out?
How bad will the Dodgers lose today?
>>151580626Like half a million remain and have the funniest accent ever. They live in NB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOrLAkSNe5c
>>151580633Yes
>>151580633they'll lose 4-3 on a walkoff grand slam with two outs
this nigga brought his dog to the game
Alejandro Kirk is the living embodiment of "He can hit, but he can't run.". This man will hit the most magnificent near homerun, the outfielder struggles to find the ball and pick it up, throws it to second base. And then you realize the outfielder must have forgotten that Capt Kirk hit the ball, because that fat, short Mexican is just barely huffing and puffing his ass to first base on a hit that would have sent any other guy to 2nd. Love this goddamn guy, Schneider always seems to make him bat after a bunch of other guys because he knows it's better to have guys in front of Kirk rather than behind him. Because those guys behind him have to wait until he huffs and puffs his fat ass to 2nd, 3rd and home plate. Beam him up, Scotty.
>>151580686I saw that at the timedo you guys let pets into stadiums for every game?never seen a pet at a game here in aus
>>151580686Wow I thought I saw Johnny Olive (one of the jomboy crew) on the television broadcast and it turns out I actually did. Crazy
>>151580496>insanely popular professional athlete having a discordI call bullshit but I want to believe it. Being a chronic gamer explains those eyebags and him being a chinlet
>jays will lose to the jankees>jays will lose to the chokaners>jays will lose to the frauders
>>151580752speedrunning humiliating the most annoying fanbases in baseball
27 rings stfu
>>151580752I dont think anyone actually believed those first two
>>151580752Yankees were frauds from the very beginning
The Blue Jays have been the favorite to go to the World Series though. They had the best record in the AL too.
>>151580801the AL was so bad this year the memeiners not only won the division but made the ALCSit was pretty obvious the Jays were gonna win the pennant
this guy LOVED the opening performance
blowgayjeets kek
>varsho>barger>kirkthe jays' whites secured their victory
I think I’ll ride the Blue Jays bandwagon because they have two ex chihuahuas in Eric Lauer and Tommy Nance. Plus they eliminated the YankeesChihuahua World Series!Sorry Snelly…
Jays in 4 (four)
>>151580913Oh and bananaball is coming to El Paso. Hope bananabro is ok
>>151578442You know about the gun range on the top floor of Union Station?
how can there be 3mil people on the wait list for bananaball ticketsthat's 60 fixtures in a sold out 50k person stadium seems like fake news to me
>>151580993bananaball is retarded and there are a lot of retards in this country
>>151580993its just stubhub bots setting up to resell them
>>151580938Skin too light, eyes not brown enough, missing stink lines
>>151578449>to get to the bullpen to start feasting on relievers.thats basically how the dodgers beat the phillies
>>151581151
I prepare nachos for tomorrow
>1993
>>151581179>plow attachment Checks out.
>Jays tonight were liek
So much fun watching these Jays. I hope they keep winning! I believe they can do it!
Watching that implosion was so sweet considering how cocky doyerpacos were this whole playoffs lmao
>>151581291these*
>>151578540I thought it was Splat Albert in the OP ngl lad
>barger slept on davis schneider's couch last nightkek
>>151581291slow your roll nigga, its game 1
>>151581179>Notre Dame TRAITOR!
>>151581450yeah that reminds me who was pitching during that 9 run inning for the Jays?
>>151581291Dodgers had to find out the Jays are not the Brewers the hard way
>>151581365in a hotel room at rogers as welljust get the team to book another room lol
Why is canada just better in every way?
>>151581614Ask ur mum lel
>>151581614I think obesity has a lot to do with it
who needs lefty pitchers when the opponent is a professional choke artist
>>151581641>greater than 40% shit nigga what are you doing
>>151581636My mom wants dodger's to win because she hates ontario
>>151581661'berta?
>>151581179Holy SOVL
>>151581666Yep
>>151581654Yeah that's EBT nigs, bro.And your data skews lower cause of Somalis fresh out of refugee camps.
Apologize. Again.
the woooooooooorld series of baseball
>>151581683Same
>>151581689wtf Blue Jays is based on a real animal? Though it was made up like Raptors.
>>151581704Really? lmao
>>151581704they are actually named after the australian fairywren
>>151581704They're not even that uncommon. Kind of as rare as a hawk here.
>>151581704They're called Blue Jays, but are actually corvids more closely related to Crows and Ravens than songbirds
>>151581720no way
Blue jays are some pretty birds desu
>>151581731nah they do look similar tho
>>151581720They got birds in Australia? Never seen any before.>>151581728>are actually corvids more closely related to CrowsYeah you can see the resemblance in the structure here >>151581718
>>151581722>uncommonNot at all, once I figured out that weird bird call is actually Jays, I heard them everywhere
I saw a crow trying to pick up a dead squirrel from the middle of the road today. I was thinking to myself "I wonder what happened" then some chink in a gold mercedes benz came racing around the corner and zoomed right by me. I was like "oh ok"
>>151579971They probably wouldn't be able to do this episode today because half the most popular players are ESL and the voice acting would be terrible
>>151581755aussie birds are top tier
go to bed
>>151581830I like the colours :)
Nice
>>151581830You sure those didn't just fly over for New Zealand after getting lost in fog or something.Look more like an NZ animal.
>>151581856>for*from
>>151581856nz birds are cool as well, but theyre all drab colours
/nu/>>151387602>>151387602>>151387602/nu/
>>151581921>>151581921nu for u
>>151579915>inferiority complex>basically carried the entire countries fucking economy for years
>>151580752
>canadians maximum gloatingthe most insufferable fags in existence
>>151583465shut the fuck up you fags are worse just you dont have the awarness to own up to it. Inb4 the next week is just Americfans posting pictures of jeets in toronto meanwhile there were nothing but white people at the game last nigjt
>>151579201I loved the elbows
>>151581291Yankee fans are entitled/arrogant dicks, but 'doyerpacos' are clinically retarded.
