Schaub is God.
>AAAAAHHHHHH NO MONSIEUR TOM, IT IS TOO BIG!
Laura "Reminds me of what my brother did to me" Sanko
>let’s talk about Dern’s dad instead of showing fights Literally kys ESPN
Sanko deserves to be gangbanged weekly
Should I let my girl get a nose job and lip filler? She wants to look like a k pop chick
>Dern speaksI mute.
>>151590797she looks and sounds israeli
POG WAR GAMES!!!!!!!!!
PICKS POSTER DROP IT NOW! ONE LAST TIME!
Niggas really be frowning on living with cats and eating while watching heems huh
ITS TIME FOR AI BOOKING, WRASSLIN FANS! HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW TKO ERA.
>getting lip fillers right before you're scheduled to get punched in the face
Boycoting this straw weight fight.
The Tomalajeets meltdown will be legendary
yeah, i bet dern's dad was very thorough training her
Tom vs Jon at Hell in a Cell
is putting away 10+ beers before 10 am binge drinking or smart because I pass out early?
Megaton Peeass
>>151590797>I like to a train bery hard for dis campfucking dumbass bitchyou're from arizona you fake titted skank
>>151590797Let’s not pretend that she doesn’t look like Charle.
>>151590797her face is too big for her head. shes not attractive
HelloMe name i makcenii derrme no spee goo engli
>Card tonight is on Paper View in bongland just because muh bri’ish champOkay that seals it im rooting for that fucking Tom nigger to get heemed by Gane, absolute judiasm at play here because of this Tomala cunt
>>151590839Absolute perfection
UK fans why did TNT show the Prelims and then switch over to baseball? It doesn’t appear to be on anything else now
>>151590830you should see her dad
>english speaker have to listen to DC anik and fucking Laura SenkoGrim
>>151590847Beer is Haram, brazza. Drink Kvass instead
>>151590840>You realise now that the Indian Flag looks like an asshole in the middle and you can never unsee it againYoure welcome
>>151590844You think he was hot dogging her buns?
rakic is going to die, isn't he?
My picks?TOMVIRNABautistaVolkovAzamat
>>151590797Jesus what happened? Did she get cosmetic surgery in a tire shop?
Rakic is back baby. KO in the 2nd
>>151590833it is too late for you
>>151590817I haven't watched an unmuted card since Dan hardy.
LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC LET'S GO RAKIC
>>151590871Welcome bruder now say >me son
Dern is a double bagger
The Chin will be there for Rakić.
Why did I pick Alexander? Because I will never pick a Russian Muslim. Simple as.
>>151590797i'm not wrong if i call her a butterface, right?
Tonight's drink
>>151590913I HAD TO CHANGE FROM RAKICI JUST REALIZED THIS NIGGA HASN'T WON SINCE 2021 AND GOT KO'D TWICE IN THAT TIME
>>151590797
just gonna do one little bump so im not starving until i run and grab food
>>151590815(Repost)Yeah she will probably leave you eventually but she will practice sucking dick with you so that'll be a fun few months
What a revolting mentally ill freak
>>151590928One on her head, one on your meng, b?
>>151590873She's so cool
>>151590936No that has always been accurate.
TomJandirobaUmarVolkovMurzakanov
>>151590933based
Murzdaddy!
ermmmm you’re gonna want to screencap this post because, well, it’s a doozy I actually predict that Gane will win for - erm you guessed it - for the meme
give a good stream you rat fucks
Reminder that Azamat is 26 years old.
Honestly, qrd on the picks guy? is he the most autistic UFC fan ever?
>>151590945Turn your monitor on
>>151590965>TomBookies love 'im
>>151590979ufcfightpass.com
>the MMA heavyweight phenom who is heeming basically every opponent wtih an accumulated fight time of virtually 2 minutes vs. the heavyweight jobber who ditches an advantageous position for heel hooks. imagine trying to hype this shit.
Tim Boetsch lookin ahhhhh
>>151589161ganedernumarvolkovrakesh
>>151590980>26 years old>is a HEEMER unlike the other russian muzzie ratsbased
>>151590979>>151590983you don't deserve statehood
>>151590941There are no take backs, your fate is sealed
>>151590983Just a bit of thread interaction lad
stream pls?
Russia
>MFW rakic loses and 90% of picks her heemed
Azamat is like a modern Fedor, a slightly chubby, shorter guy for the division, but weirdly fast and hits hard as fuck
>>151590979I would’ve given you one had you asked politely. Now I’m just going to piss on you.
>>151590979https://steameasta.app/links/ufc-321-aspinall-vs-gane-2294982
Post hot chicks
CAM ON JANDIROBAEvery loss Dern has makes the likelihood of onlyfans increase exponentially.
>>151590965asprinalldernumaralmeidarakic
>>151590979strmd.link
ngl rakic looks like an islamic extremist
>>151590979*unzips*
props for picking azamat
Assabrap Poosuckanov vs Analsandar Brapic
>>151590983He's a gigachad who almost died last year during penis reduction surgery
>>151591018Based
>>151591010NOOOOOOO
Rakic is soft because he grew up outside of Serbia. If he actually lived there, he'd have beaten Jan and Jiri
>>151591018Rakic is a modern beast. Basically a specimen of megafauna from the ice age brought to life in the 21st century
I genuinely hate Rakic so god damn much. I hope he gets heemed.
>>151591017He should win but I think he's greatly diminished since the injury
you didn't pick this guy, right?
rakic is my orthobro
azamat has the worst russian accent among every ufc brazza
wait when tf did gooden get here?
>>151591041Jandiroba should KO Dern and then rape her.
>>151591017Better to get my picks weemed than EVER shame myself by picking a brazzoid
>>151590963And humble too what a true champion she is
>>151591086Hey man, he has a decision win over THE Anthony Smith
>>151591088your boy got humilated today b
Rakic sucks. Murzakondom will konck him out
>>151590936Her body is nice and her face is average, not ugly. I wouldn't feel ashamed after a cheeky shag.
>>151591086 all of those were spiritual wins
>>151590945
>>151591102Japs conside this disgustingly obese btw. No wonder they're going extinct
>>151591065No he wouldn't have.
>>151591086Only lost to BEASTS, this muzzmuzz is light work for him.
>>151591123i pity the state of german women if you actually think this
>>151591102
I'm afraid that Gane's BBC will make AGPinall addicted to BBC and HRT forever....
AZAMATBROS ITS FINALLY OUR TIMETOO BAD HES TOO OLD HE WON'T BE CHAMP BUT HE CAN WIN THIS
>>151591034
I feel like having the gameplan of going slow and winning cardio is a bad play with azamat. azamat isn't a cardio machine but he needs time to find his range, every fight he's had was defined by getting more accurate over time, you should trounce him early.
>>151591119my boy hasnt fought yet
>>151591149Paws off she is mine
>>151591086beat volkanbeat jan until freak accidentwas beating jiri until the samurai autismbeat ankalaev
>>151591134It is, her tits are tricking you into thinking otherwise
big return to form for rakesh
>>151591151>white soillenial male humour
Rakic is about to make this shit look easy
>>151591134that is pretty fat for the normal jap
>>151591077tsmt, I still remember when he discrespected błachowicz.
bautista will heem the churka because it'd be the funniest way for the fight to go. betting 1 entire american dollar on it
gee, what I wonder who will win this fight. Will it be the guy who is younger, taller, and with a longer reach, or will it be the obese retard?
>>151591214You'd be surprised b
Rakic was literally piecing Jiri up until Jiri activated heem mode. If you think he’s washed because he’s in the L column youre retarded. He weems this brazznig.
>>151590797She's gorgeous :D
>>151591172
>>151591102copeola
me and my homie azamat just parked our slab outside bang bang skeet skeet nigga
>>151591214Be perpared to look foolish b
>>151591190>disrespects Jan>gets KO'd by JanWhy do people keep doing this? Jan seems to have a good record of knocking out the people who disrespect him.
>>151591214You'd have lost a lot of money on Fedor
>the professional>looks like a bumrakic is heeming this lardo
This Azamat guy from fucking Jersey? Heard he's an interior decorator, heemed 50 czechoslovakians
can someone lend me 10 bucks
>>151590797Dern is the type of girl that is not very photogenic in pictures but seems to look great in person
Lets be honest, there's like no chance we see a black ufc champ anytime in the next 2 years
Wheres the bautista poster ? Need to ask him something
>>151590944I’ll just wait then see if we get married
>>151591214the shorter older guy's a knockout artist and undefeated
I think rakic is a retard t b h and will find away to fuck this up
Predictions for tonight?ASSPINALL is gonna KO Ciryl and I geto Mac Dern winning. Bet the house on it. other fights don't matter
>>151591047Urubro with the hook up, thanksHave never seen that site before, but already seems so much better than the typical streameast type shit
Goddamn I'm ugly
Why are you people calling Azamat a brazza when he’s just some bald russian?
>>151591187props for knowing abus makes quality locks
>>151591269monitor
Holy crap he's small and fat and bald and swings like a monkey retard. This is Fyodor in the flesh
>>151591278>not very photogenic >seems to look great in personsimp cope
anik needs to shut the fuck up and let sanko run the show
>>151591151just for this he needs to lose, he did the same shit at the press conference. also his ugly tatoos, fuck you
Sanko is wet af
Laura gushing a bit
>Middleweight vs heavyweight
>>151591165Skinnyfats and dadbods often have decent enough cardio
>>151591249nice
sanko needs to shut the fuck up and let anik run the show
SLAAAAAAV FIIIIIIGHT
>>151591328I'm listening to Jycken on Swedish commentary
>>151591328Sanko needs to run a razorblade up her fucking carotid
>>151591249I get that reference!
>>151591307bodied that freak
>>151591352>when spammy responds to you
>>151591352someone edit this with derns ass
Oh…I forgot how rakic usually wins his fights
rakic trying to outbrazza the brazza kek
>>151591342>>151591346Genuinely feel bad for her husband, I bet you she'd be a hotwife in another timeline
>>151591275Toby will pay for sex tapes
nontnet fight
i just automatically assume the brown muscular man will win
>lebe jetzt
honestly anik needs to shut the fuck up and only speak when addressed
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Disgustingly early stoppage
Is Azamat muslim or a norma Russian? Need to know so I can boy or not.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM AZAMAT
:]
HEEEEEEEEEEEMKWAB
TOTAL LANKLET DEATH
PICKS HEEMYYYYYYY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
WEEEEEEEEM TOLD YOU
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
LMAOLanklet bros?? Your excuse?
The fat Russian retard ALWAYS wins
RAKIC YOU FUCKING DISGRACE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
tehe, murzakano bros you ok?(I typed this message at the start of round 1 btw and will send it regardless of the outcome)
lol what the fuck is his problemfucking russki dog
HEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEMED TO PFL
Kek rip picks
HEEM CHECK HOOKY
fuck
KEK reachcels BTFO. Short kangs win again.
rakic is so flushed SAD
>>151590938why long pekkä?
>another episode of picks ruined in the first fight
Early
BRAZZA BROS!!!!
>married to the game
>>151591214LOL THE BETTER FIGHTER WON RETARD
Ummm...lankletcels...
Kek get fucked Rakic
fat retards we stay winning
picks fucking heemed
>>151591214KWAB
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
RAKICFAGS LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLNICE TAKEDOWN SHOTS YOU STUPID FAGGOT LMAOLOLHASN'T WON SINCE 2021
Poor little piggy Raped by a sexy brazza daddy
>>151591287WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YA
>>151591214swede intellect
RAKIC FUCKING SUCKS KEK I TOLD YOU
fuck this fat bald fuck
shelled up to a jab, pathetic
JAB HEEEEEEM
He's flushed, chin is gone
Like a light heavyweight yan
Rakic should retire
Is rakic chin completely deleted or what? how does he get ko'd from that short hit?
Fucking kek
>Knocks him out with a jabYah, this guy is based.
I told you Rakic’s chin was flushedwhy don’t you ever LISTEN to me heem? I am always right
WHY IS THERE A WOMAN COMMENTATORWHAT THE FUCKTHIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED
I will happily take a first round ko in exchange for heeming my picks
Rakic is finished
>>151590938Jesus christ man
SANKO TUMMY ALERT
this brazza has been suspended multiple times for roiding
Serbs can't fight
>>151591511Big win for the country of Mexico.
Yea Rakic is getting cut,This guy looks handsome but cannot fight, 4th loss in a row, wow
>>151591423what the fuck do u think nigga
What now sweden? Whannao?
>>151591551it was a pretty clean hit
rakic bros, this wasnt part of the script??
>>151591551It was a slip
>brutally heemed by a jabkek, RakBITCH is done
I’ve seen enough. Murzdaddy rapes AGPoatan
>>151591491You were advised not to. >>151591086
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU /HEEM/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK RAKIC
>>151591551Maybe Azamat hits really, really hard
Really though that right hand was beautiful
>plug my laptop into my tv for better heem viewing>missed the heemJust end my misery
This nigga from New Jersey blud
Talloids on suicide watch
>>151590965main card picks are a lock now
it's so over
>Pakoids claiming Azamat as a brazza just because he’s RussianShameful, shows how little prawlspects they have now kek.
>>151591573what fuck I missed it
>>151591351right. azamat isn't bad, but what really defines him is that he gets more accurate as the fight goes and then just lands the perfect strike. almost every fight he's won so far was by one well-placed shot, not flurries or pounding or combos
>>151590797the wall is undefeated, brother
>>151591565why are muslims so scared of women which are just people with wet holes
>>151591300HE'S CIRCASSIAN
>He bet on the lankletOH NO NO NO NO
HEEEEEEEEEEMRusskies, dags, chechens, georgians etc always deliver some sort of HEEM
Rakic slipped and the ref made a bad call. It happens, it's the sport
Feels good manlet master race
Someone explain why I can't come to like even 1 muslim fighter. I kinda like the values they preach but something is off about them and I can't put my finger on it
This doo parties with Vinny and Snooki
conscript murzakanov and let him die in a field in ukraine, trash human
Azamat is like the anti-daggy muzzie.>NO FUCK YOU S*RBIAN RAT, WE WILL STAND AND BANG*rolls out of the takedown attempt**heems RAKshit with a jab*holy based
>>151591625>littleThey don't have any
Artem sounds like that?
>retards are calling that a jabNo that was a fucking killer cross
Rakic rekt
>>151591417i anik so much. he was so lucky to be chosen by espn to commentate. he literally brings nothing
based Artem
>>151591086Imagine
>ko'd by a jabcertified kwab
>>151591640Kek luckily I placed two
>>151591640>all these retards picked ratshit
Translator has more emotion than the retard brazza himself
Boomer comentator just said rakic should change sports lmao
>>151591625>
>mfw the translator actually puts the same speaking tone as the fighter
guys I think I might have a better chin than Rakic, it might be time for my run to gold
I like Azamat. Brazzas who heem are alright with me
The way rakic curled up like a bitchass nigga is crazy
>>151591672Disqualify this fraud
was it jab ko
>>151591640Rakic ruined my picks because I forgot he hasn't won since 2021...
>>151591640holy kek are people this stupid
>>151591671It was a step in right hook
Gane is growing more powerful
>>151591640>multiple anime posters unheemedreally makes you think
>>151591647its that muslims hate all non-muslims, even if they lie about it. it is clear in their mannerisms and actions. they are a classless people
>>151591565Skanko is unironically one of the best commentators, she must have absorbed MMA knowledge from all the fighters and coaches she's fucked.
>>151591647>something is off about them and I can't put my finger on itthey are 2nd world muslims
>>151590741bro's leg was twitching
Lmfao how the fuck did Rakic get dropped by that and instantly quit like plzzz plzz don't hit me! Disgraceful
I think Jiri is to chinny for him
>>151591640Ya'll really picked exploded knees Rakic, like, seriously, like, not as a joke
>>151591640Absolute fucking cazzies with 0 eye test
>>151591640thats how you know non of these niggas in /heem/ know ball
stream plssss
Black ops 7 should be good
>>151591672Are you really such a loser you cheat at the picks? Unreal
Yan always about the fans what a peach
>>151591640HAHAHA HOLY SHIT HEEM IS FUCKING RETARDED
>be 6'5 specimen>can't take a hitheh, manlets are simply too strong.
Volkov looks like AI paddy
Laura "Big Brap" Stanko
Doo look like a mega-evolution of Paddy now
>>151591712he was posing like Nick Diaz and dumbshit ref called early stoppage
>>151591725woke troon slop
>>151591640>most people who chose Rakić coincidentally picked Thom as wellOh no, oh nononono
I haven't watched MMA since GSP re-retired, it's crazy how I recognize literally zero of these people on the entire card. Aren't these all undercard level dudes? The era of legends is truly dead with JBJ gone.
Kek steve harvey got a bigger pop than shabbos silva
ITS JAILTON TIME GO GO GO LETS GO
It's funny how all the actual Arabs are clean shaven or have moustaches, while Brazzas grow those big, disgusting beards
Soft chins
>>151591672Cheating chink
>>151591716kek they did
Rakic's last three wins are Thiago Santos (2021), Anthony Smith (2020), and Jimi Manuwa (2019)
Why's that Azamat guy look so shy and humble? Is he autistic?
>>151591755Based
ban sweden from heem
>>151591723>>>151591047
i love these rich sandniggers making the cards at a normal time
>>151591716they fell for the height and reach meme anon lmao
>Volkov still PaddymaxxedHe’s losing again
steve harvey lookin to poo in some mouths
never bet against 5’11 dad bod fighters
I'll let you guys in on a little secret. Rakic is involved with the serbian mafia, he took a dive.
>>151591640Bunch of retarded fucking cocksucking slobs. I didnt get my picks in but so far Im 100%
>>151591755Based.
>>151591729Hey bud things are going pretty rough for me rn you know I deserve zis
>>151591757Zesty
LETS GO, MALHABROS.ITS TIME TO HEEM THE STANDING RAIL
>>151591769
The type of "heem" that makes me wonder if a suspicious volume of bets were placed on the winner somewhere
>>151591647if muslims had power they would destroy everyone but since they are weak they act like they are innocent people minding their own /biz/ meanwhile they hate kuffars with burning passion. muslims hate shia muslims, china, europe, russia, india.
>>151591640why the fuck would anyone ever pick rakic hahahahahahahah wtf i thought you guys were fans of the sport
>>151591725>COD!!!!(I play warzone)
>>151591775Really?Bullying?
large paddy pimblett coming in vs jalton
im betting against ass pinal. the odds are too much
>>151591757This nigga is 100% a homosexual gay who has a fetish for white boys, he has so many red flags
Rakic can’t fucking strike
>>151591814any more cope?
why are serbs such losers against muslims?
>>151591791this makes sense to me
>the ufc's land of beasts
early stoppage
>>151591775Shut your mouth, NerijusI'll never forget what you did to Lisa Holm
Just how bad is Anthony Smith
>>151591775Now hear me out, don't do that.
All the facts speak against it happening but i'm personally manifesting a Volkov win here
>>151591790>6 inches shorter and have a 6.5 inch disadvantage in reach>stuffs the takedown attempts>jabs RAKshit outAzamat might be the most based muzzie on the UFC roster.
>>151591776>strmd.linksite doesnt load for me
Azamat Murzakanov was born on April 12, 1989, in the village of Kyzburun III (now Dygulybgey), Kabardino-Balkaria
Rakic needs to hang it up. Glass chin and no ko power.
>>151591791He looked happy when he talked to azamat. Something fishy going on.
Hopein volkov kills this guy
Almeida should be a -700 favorite
>>151591855Yes.
>>151591814can you explain exactly how this works? I don't understand gambling degeneracy since I don't partake in such sins.So, you're saying Rakic took a dive?
>>151591640MMA is really difficult to predict correctly, when you CAN predict it, the odds are dogshit because everyone knows it and even then... very very very volatile sport to bet on. People just get felted way too easily with all the ways to finish a fight.
>Volkov is baldingIt's fucking over, bet the house on almeida
banger incoming i feel it
>>151591819You never hear Muslims complain about the Chinese government oppressing the Uyghurs because they know the Chinese don't give a fuck about what they think. It's only weak western leftists who take them seriously
Rakic will be back.
Damn he even speaks like Paddy
reminder that volkov took gane to decision, ganefags will seethe
>>151591640>70% of picks heemed by picking a guy whose best win was split decisioning anthony smith
what is going on with volkov's hair
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOG PADDY THE BAAAAADDY
>>151591864behead your politicians, bruvAlternatively get a VPN or at least switch your DNS.
>>151591723The tennis threads always have pirate sites and they almost always have multiple sports. I got a link from the tennis thread and just clicked MMA on the site.
>>151591791That checks out. Nobody is that fragile.
>>151591879Yeah he dived right into a right hand
Total Aryan Victory vs Kara Boga
90 watching mma che live
Volkov beat Gane and got robbed. Dana said he would make it right. Instead Gane gets a title shot while volkov has to face a tough challenger.
I don't know why I picked Rakic. I guess I thought he could outpoint him because he was doing good against Jan until his knee exploded and did well against Ank. I should've known he's totally flushed.
No need to mention Pleasure Man in a negative light
>>151591640props for picking Azamat Murzakanov
almeida probably by submission
>>151591891turks cry about china though
>>151591917padde=charmandervolkov=charmeleon???=charizard
>Pleasure Man mentioned
>>151591860Why was Rakic even trying to take this guy down
Volkov looks like he has rurikid blood in him
Jailer has a gross belly button so he will lose
>>151591917I don't recall this nigga looking this neanderthal in the past, is it roids?
>>151591814Murzakanov was the favourite
>>151591791This has to be it. That looked like a lame ass dive.
Volkov looking different, bGot that gaijin ronin thing going on
>>151591928ywnbaw
>>151591891B no one cares about some uggers stop watching gb news or whatever drivel you do it's like tibet but 2020s version
>>151591819They're the worst people on the entire planet. Even worse than Indians (Indians are just comic relief).
jailtons neck is literally twice thicker than mine
HAIL GANEHAIL VICTORY
>>151591935>Dana said
>>151591902>70%get your eyes checked b
>>151591855Really bad.
>>151591936I picked him also, I thought a guy at the end of 3 losses would finally be sick of losing
>>151591908>>151591881heemed his hairline with african hair
>>151591899That fight was weird as shit. Both of them just kept body kicking.
>>151591640man, that's surprising. i never even thought about picking rakic in that fight. maybe murzakanov is still under the radar because he's so inactive?
>>151591936You watched these fights and still picked him?
>>151591946That makes sense though, you're ethnically and culturally related to the Uyghurs
Volkov front kick ko
>>151591891More like they dont care about the chink muslims
>>151591987Hair doesn't matter when you're 6'7, bitches can't even see the top of your head.
serbussy belongs to mvslim bvlls
>>151591950>be Rakic>say Azamat isn't ready for 'this level' of fight>tries to mix it up>by taking down a russian muzzie>Azamat looks bored of it>heems Rakic with a jabRakic was trying to show him he wasn't 'ready' for that level of fighting, and got fucked for it.Plus his chin is permaflushed.
15 seconds
>>151591935Never trust Dana. Never trust your boss. Never trust anyone paid significantly more than you.It's a slap in the face to Volkov that he has to fight this guy who will basically wrestlefuck anyone who doesn't have wrestling - like Volkov.
>>151591755Crazy to think that this lil nigga is still the best fighter to ever compete in the sport. How come he loses so much despite that?
almeida is probably the smart pick but I will be a zigger
https://youtu.be/U1Pt-3uOjxQ?si=LIDfc4bpN5H786LH
He's been in Jail-a-ton kekNigger
>>151591978i'm not going to individually count every single post to see the ratios retard
Jailton finna get slept the exact same way as the Curtis fight.
>all I watch on instagram is animals killing animalsWTF bro?
>>151591936Picked against Rakic because Rakic bitched about Jiri for years. Gossip wins championships.
>get home from gym>rakic is kill>picks heemdnight ruined desu
i wish i was alexander volkov
I made some amazing mayonnaise
imagine these two heavyweights taking their turns with sanko
Dana doing volkov right for getting robbed by gane was having to fight this guy
>>151592022I wonder if Gane will try his cock attack on the ground with Tom, or if that was something unique to Ngannou
>>151591879Pretty muchThis week they arrested an NBA player and a coach and a bunch of other less known people over this in the US, these things happen sometimes (it happened in the UFC once actually, and not too long ago, it was during the apex era, but that was memoryholed pretty fast)
Anyone know Volkov's intro song? Shit goes hard.
>>151592039Based>>151592039
It's an abu Dhabi card. Crotch sniffing is heavily favored.
OOOOH PADDY THE BADIE
>>151592041I said get your eyes checked not take off your shoes la
>>151592066>Don't worry Volkov, I'll do ya right>here, you get to fight this wrestlefuckerpoor Volkov...
>>151592053Most sane UFC employee
Volkov is different fighter since his hair transplant.
>>151592039Yeah I'm not getting it Sweden
>>151591996Yes because he looked good against Jan and against Ank. Really just tells me how washed Jan is and how bad Ank is.
>>151592042volkov can not defend any of the takedowns that curtis defended
>>151592029Merab is his only legit loss. He was robbed by O'Malley, the first Aljo fight was an Oscar performance and he didn't have his corner with him for the Aljo rematch because of travel restrictions on Russians after the Ukraine invasion
>tfw no combing from the cornermen this fight
>>151591924Rakić is Johnny Walker levels of chinlet. But it did look suspicious how happy he was after losing.
>>151592095Typical
>>151591647They are literally at least as inbred and conniving as kikes but also genuinely retarded on average.
bro watching animals get killed in ig weird ass dude
did you know volkov is a nuclear scientist? he literally solved black hole but chose to fight in the ufc
Volkov isnt wearing a cup
volkov hog mogging
>>151592039Why are swedes so cringe
mfw jailton easily subs then calls DC a fat useless peppa pig on post fight interview
Reminder if Asspinall doesn't knock out Game in less than 60 seconds this counts as a loss and cements Jones legacy as the GOAT
>>151591948brock lesnar
>>151592053>animals killing animalshe';s talking about pussies slamming and squishing snakes until coconut milk comes out
>>151591935>>151591977>>151592024idk what the fuck's going on but I'm stealing this guy's (You)s
>>151592098nah he looked washed and shit, you're just biased against brazzas and Polish fighter and you probably boyed rakic at some point
Midlife crisis BJJ fat shitters eternally BTFO by Skanko
Anik isn’t a real person it’s all just an act and that’s what makes it unbearable
>imagine you're some midlife crisis lawyerfuck you bitch
>>151592132>w-wh-why so cringe
>>151592142Does a submission count?
>>151591924>nobody is that fragilenigga he walked into a HEEMers jab
>67
>>151592153Kek
>>151592153>>151592157another one
Volkov p4p widest hips on the roster
BLACKED incoming. Russia btfo.
dom ass painal
>>151592132>swedesall europenis flags are muskeks
But for real Rakic's best career win literally was Smiff. He lost to literally everybody BADLY. He's just overrated because he's roidmaxxed and lean.
It's over
>160 dog unlikely
>>151592006>he hasn't taken the giantess pill
Volk fynna heem your boy - just wait...
>>151592095
>>151592182Shut up
This pizza running through me like hot lead through a duck, Idk if I’m gonna make it through this slurper.
Ohnononono
Shut the fuck up gay faggot Marc Goddard
Jailton can't fight
need a stream
Kek based Almeida
>>151592235Pizz-a-shit heh
taaaaaaaaaaaaappy
Legalize shots to the back of the head.
This is what Aspie should do vs Gane
Mark Goddard is a faggot nigggghger lover.
>>151591647Just bad people. Trust your instincts.
love how you get 6 free fouls before you get any punishment in this retard sport, might as well elbow them in the spine til you get warned
>Turn back of head to opponent and tuck it into their armpit>"NOOO YOU CAN'T HIT HIM THAT'S ILLEGAL"
>not throwing a front kick right off the batVolkov is such a faggot
jailton can do the exact same thing to tom aspinall
>>151592132Swedes have special needs
Goddard should be executed
CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 7 RATED M
>he just shoots, that says somethingIndeed that says something, it says heavyweight is fucking awful
He tapped. I saw a tap
those elbows weren't even to the back of the head fucking refball
>>151592252ok i got one
I hate that nigger
apologize to Gane. you were cheering when Volkov tried to do the same thing to him that Jailton is doing to him now. but Gane is too good and overcame it
Literally just stalling lmao
I'm fine with jailton winning but don't make me watch 15 minutes of this
>>151592235had two burgers and did the same. fuckin' waste
cock of poopy black cocks
Satanddard
kek pink lil pork playa already all rosy
>>151592310Notice how pooftard doesn't intervene there
>>151592270Sad. Move MMA back to Japan instead of this pussy shit. Libs are close to becoming fans, it's that bad, they're starting to complain it's too right wing, so they WANT to watch this. It's been cucked that badly with rules.
>>151592277FACT
>>151592277Yeah, I need you to shut the fuck up
Volkov will get up and heem this shitter any moment now
Just hugging him
Scissoring
elbows to the back of the head should be allowed when your opponent is wrestle fucking.
i am the jailton almeida of sexi sit there and try to suffocate the women with no excitement or success
I CANT BREEF
CAHM AHN ALEX
You now remember Volkov beating Werdum
>can't do his one thing rightDC was right
i'm already bored
I repeat, legalize shots to the back of the head
OOOOOHHH JAILTON WITH THE SMIFFGUARD
I think that gives Alex the round.
high level chess match
>JAILTON IS BUILDING THO
volkov is fucking huge kek
holy kwabbing
10-9 VolkovIt'll come down to gastanks.
Jailton is godawful. Just a roidwrestler with absolutely 0 BJJ.
1-0 Volkov
sometimes I question why I watch this "sport"
if you tuck your head into a position where the only option is to elbow the back of your head you should get a warning to move.
volkov round 1 story victory
>Accidentally selected Azamat to win, instead of win by TKO/KO on my bet>Winnings are now £380 instead of £540
>out grappled by VolkovDC was right
embarrassing display from almeida, absolutely disgraceful, one of the worst first rounds ever some are saying
almeida BTFO wrestle fucking faggot bout to get striked to death
>>151592415>gas tanksare you watching nascar?
Fuck off goddard
volkov might have done enough? wtf. almeida did no damage, almeida was losing when he was on top
goddard needs 40 lashings
>oh lemme just stay on top without throwing anyhing>oh no I got reversed lemme try to deep half sweep someone who weights 120kgmalhadinho cant fight. DC was right
>>151592427perfect time to throw a knife in the cage
Goddard is the worst referee in the industry
>>151592433Or just legalize shots to the back of the head
>>151592426LET"S GO >We NEED knees to grounded opp..
>>151592393kicking faces when they're down too.
>hue monkey trying to get a taste of Volkov's banana???
Jailton just isn't very skilled, the went to heavyweight solely because he knew about the low level of competition
So who won that round?Not the audience thats for sure
>>151592427for the highs B
Almeida downloaded the data
>>151592228>giantess pillnigga i'm 5'9, ain't no giantess want my manlet ass
one of the worst first rounds ever
>>151592332libGODS living in this little lads head rent free I'm afraid
Almeida struggles against true heavyweights.
>>151592454Nigga was back in the sugar fields
Did (You) fall for the Jailton meme?
>"MIGHT have done enough to take the round"Lmao. Is MMA seriously just whoever scores the takedown and longest time of cuddling wins? PRIDE rules PRIDE judging criteria, damage is everything. 10 minute first round.
>>151592446>am I watching cars drive in a circle for an hourNo.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT CROTCH IS GETTIN SNIFFED
>>151592162No I hate Rakic and I like Jan. He was looking good against Jan and did well against Rakic. It was literally a 29-28 for Ank.
>>151592463I love a good skull punt
volkov looks confident into 2nd round
MONACO TWO SHOTS IN EVERYTHING
cut jailtonfucking heavyweight mokaev
>>151592483the shorter the better for these long legged sluts
>>151592470volkov just edged out a win there imo
>>151592462>>We NEED knees to grounded opp..
>>151592470Volkov.
someone tell this monkey he's allowed to GNP
Holly fuck Alex, just heem that fucking blanket nigger
Jailton is just too good. His top control is too suffocating. Volkov cant swim in these water. The treacherous waters outside Devil Island have claimed many lives but Jailton lives here. He smokes weed with a funny crab here
tnd
what a slurper
How deep is the bbc here?
>>151592511same. i remember when petr yan did it and got punished. fucking bullshit
>>151592535>>151592535>>151592535
Stand them up ffs
how can almeida have a single fan?
>>15159251322 BACO
>>151592338is that justin gaycheese
>>151592461the reason they are illegal is because they can damage the spine and kill you, its called a rabbit punch because its how you kill rabbits and someone will most definitely die if you make them legal.
Petrino will also get a title shot after Jailton
>>151592526Comfortably. I don't know what the judges say but they're wrong if the criteria dictates anything else
More like snailton allgayda
are fighters that arent from brazil or dagestan allergic to grappling or somethingthis mf is ass
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPY
Can someone link a stream? I'm literally retarded and keep forgetting where to watch this shit
Shut the fuck up Marc Goddard those are hitting the temple.
>>151592544You shouldn't be able to win a belt via dq.
>>151592497He would be a fan favorite if he would just throw more punches instead of relying 100% on grappling
>>151592574takedowns are really heavily weighted
find a gf who holds you like almedia
Based pull him into the glove attack.
BAAAAAAAAAAAASED ALMEIDA
>>151592623shrimp
>>151592524I wish
>>151592642Pride or Rings revival so necessary.
This guy is just the worst heavyweight to watch.... Happy to hug 12 round if it were possible.
isn't jailton fighting like merab? why hate
Imagine if Jailton had a GnP game...
This seems like a joke lmao.
Hopefully Bautista wrestlefuckes Poomar for 15 minutes straight
Even the judges hated that shit
Ailmeda deserved that for not doing shit on top.
Lol Almeida was outgrappling but he refused to throw. Dumb nigger!
>>151592782almeida landed 27 total strikes in a 15 minute fight. Merab landed 243 total strikes in 25 minutes in his last fight.
