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Yan owns these bums
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Gane will win.
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finland
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I'll get next germie
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First for Maurio upset
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umar by headkick heem
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>>151593695
She really captured his monkeyness.
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MARIO BROS WERE YOUAT
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post your reaction to volkovs deicison win
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a toast!
to the heem lads on this heem night!
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Khabibs brother?
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Guru took his bounty off Mario Bautista because he hates Umar more kek
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Mario Bautista's signature win is on a 3 fight losing streak
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>THAT was a #1 contender's fight
give the fucking title shot to waldo cortes-acosta
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Heeming my bamhole as we speak
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>>151593721
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LETS GO COUSIN UMARRRR
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khabib is fat and drunk, what would fazza think
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>>151593725
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that betting line seems ridiculous, if we were allowed to bet on this stuff here i'd put 10 euros on bautista
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I posted in box
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Me getting ready for the main event soon
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Umar attempts a tornado kick and faceplants and heems himself
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>>151593727
dude just go
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>>151593731
waldo just lost to pav, gotta give it to MICK PARKIN
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had a wank
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>>151593726
Cousin
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>>151593748
>he could have
then why didn't he? if he did, he would have won
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>>151593720
Checking in
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>>151593721
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Second and final reminder: If you think Volkov robbed Jailton, I want you to go read the Unified Rules and then go watch round 3 and tell me with a straight face that Jailton won that round.
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>>151593756
was it ever explained if zuckerberg was an actual human being or some lab grown familiar?
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>>151593791
fake ass
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>>151593720
i miss payton
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hitler vs stalin matchup
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bautista by flying reverse elbow
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time for the typical DC cock slurping every get ready
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>>151593725
Cheers
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>>151593721
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>>151593743
prostate orgasms are not worth the trouble in my humble opinion
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Bautista has no way to win
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Has Conor posted anymore dick pics recently?
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Mario has to heem he isn't getting a decision in inbredland
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amazing scrambles by Umar
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abu schaubi cards are always wrestlefucking trash
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>>151593845
Sticking Umar's big toe into Umar's asshole seemed like a way to win.
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blautista for this fight
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>brazza u cannot bussy stretch me i am most stretchy bussy in dagestan brazza
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>>151593781
yeah i totally blanked on that fight
hmm how about shamil gaziev after he bulldozes spivac?
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can't get that submission if you're not willing to kill the guy
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>>151593766
Please tell me they wash it after
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>>151593717
>>151593684
>>151593669
>>151593660
>>151593647
>>151593636
>>151593634
>>151593614

On behalf of the dane, I accept all of your concessions.
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all ring girls should be brazilian
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Good effort on the sub tbf
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>>151593699
beautiful woman
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Almeida should fucking cut down to 205
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>>151593859
Why are muslims so gay but hate gays?
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Jailton landed a couple of uppercuts in round 3 which should've won him the round
I know cassies missed them because you were focused on the knees that volkov threw (that missed)
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bautista may be a real one
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>>151593870
You heard that too?
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that shit don't work in high level mma
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>>151593883
the blonde one is better
southern belle > brapzillian
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>>151593883
GOD I love boobs bros.....UGH
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while this is still crotchsniffing, after that almeida fight you really notice the difference in skill here
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>>151593859
your national hero Ilia Topuria had to wrestlefuck to not get heemed by Britain's own Jai Herbert
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>>151593887
theyd rek his rectum fast
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>>151593725
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>>151593725
To us!
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>enters the thread
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>>151593885
Agree
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>>151593883
I'd prefer Japanese girls with exposed assholes desu
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>>151593766
Just when I start trying to be less racist, what the fuck is wrong with them
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>>151593895
>the uppercut meme
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>>151593895
blah blah blah, even if he won Alemeida would still lose in a micro second to aspinall
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>toe hold brazza dis is boolshit sabmishon
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>>151593725
cin cin
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Think its time to get drunk b
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>>151593923
at least he didnt get chinned by adriano martins
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i wonder if that ankle lock did any damage thats gonna be an issue later
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I only want to join the UFC to have a chance with the cheerleaders. They make me horny .
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just how good is merab?!
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Cazzies don't get just how beautiful this ground action is right now it's literally art
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>>151593947
wasting food for views
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what a war
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i would simply outgrapple umnar
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>>151593976
Pretty good I guess? idk
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As a former Jailton fan I think Volkov clearly won that fight, not sure what the confusion is,

But I also Jailton was gambling on that fight, he refused to be aggressive and throw any punches even in guard, if he wasn't gambling on himself then he needs to change camps and actually take Khabibs camp offer,

The way Umar is fighting how Jailton fought in the past, maybe the Blaydes loss did damage to him, but I also think he should change camps, seems like they never told him that he was losing cause he refused to throw anything...
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Real slop fiesta. Gonna order some lunch and pick it up during the
>womens mma
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>>151593985
I would simply submit him.
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>>151593961
yeah, Jai Herbert's a little worse
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Bautista needs this guy in his camp
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BROS WHERE ARE THE FINISHING ATTEMPTS THO
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snoozemar
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Bautista can lift up John Cena but gets wrestlefucked by Umar? Not buying it.
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over 4 mins of ground control, holy shit!
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>abu dhabi card
>it sucks
everytime kek
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>>151593985
meraBEAST it’s an honor to have you in the gamethread
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Brazzas are faggots lol
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>>151594014
>>151593993
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Why is Khabib still bald if he doesn't fight anymore?
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umar vigorously picturing bautista as the family goat
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>>151593993
if ur gonna post gay shit at least post something good
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is this just the end game of mma? Hug fests?
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uhmmm your 5'6
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>>151593933
are they supporting umar because russians are asian or mario because indigenous americans are asian?
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>>151593993
bit curious as to why you would post this
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>>151593725
Afternoon but eh what the fuck, cheers
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MONACO TWO SHOTS IN EVERY CAN
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umar is a beast. the future of 135
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>>151593993
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emiratis booing umar
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>>151593993
Source?
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HOLY SHIT
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>>151593725
Kanpai
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ZEEM HIS ASS MARIO BING BING WAHOO DIS NYUKKA
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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I'm going to get really stoned now
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HEEM THAT FAGGOT
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OOOOOOOOOOH
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nothing ever happens
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midget wrestling is pretty cool I don't care about /heem/s opinion
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>wobbled by mario
LMFAOOOOOOO POOMAR IS A FUCKING CAN
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UMAR! are you 45 kilos you dumb bitch? get back here and do duck walks
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gane is going to stretch his fight and run for a dec win for tom, bet against himself
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MARIO YOU FUCK FINISH HIM
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Hahahahaha story loss secured for the cock sucking brazzas shitter
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>>151593725
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>>151593766
That looks delicious.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEE-nevermind
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and back to wrestlefucking
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watching merab break umar's spirit right in front of khabib is still one my favorite ufc moments
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GOOD KO RECOVERY ON MUZZRAT
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>>151593993
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>>151594077
I wonder whats in her glass...
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>>151594083
On what
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>OH FUCK BRAZZA HE HIT ME HARD I MUST CROTCH SNIFF AGAIN!
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This is Umar's Michael Johnson
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>>151593725
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>HEEEEEEEEEEEE-ACK
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Mario Bautista statline
Significant Punches Landed: 1
>Knockdowns landed: 1
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Sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppp
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>>151593725
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>>151594118
yup
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>>151593725
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Another great fight so far. Grapple kino.
Umar is good content.
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>>151593993
OH IT'S DEEP
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>>151594116
Hes Muslim b
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>go and take a shit
>come back
>see Mario immediately get taken down by a trio
Pathetic
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>another crotch sniffing Bhurmaghomagatov
Wow nice sport you've got here
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>>151594053
he's american
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>>151593766
>>151593947
putting a little bit of sugar can help reduce the acidity of the pasta sauce
but that much is too much
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so long gay umar
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Being back the Messican ring girls
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>>151594083
Fuck I wish I had weed so I can get high dude xD
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wrestlefuck with urgency is more entertaining that range finding jab spam standup
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Baustista's striking is sooo slow
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If Bumtista had any finishing instincts he would have finished him there.
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>>151593725
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>>151594161
DUDE
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>>151593725
thanks lad i'm sipping a whiskey
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Why is there a woman talking in my MMA?
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>>151594145
That was pretty funny sideways germany
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Good morning I hate wrestling
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lol@naked kicks for the lels
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>>151594159
i need a mexican wife
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bartista is a beast of a peach
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unbelievably boring two fights in a row, but luckily we have wmma wrestling next! thank you daner!
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>>151594163
Yes he looks tired now. Good show though. Almost stopped Umar with that knee.
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>>151594159
Those are latinx not Mexican
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>fake hardcores pretending to like crotch sniffing
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Bautista's TDD is dogshit
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>>151594157
They can't read measurements on recipes.
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If Bautista avoids the submission he will find a finish. His striking looking levels above the muzzie rat
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>>151594175
What whiskey do you have?
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>>151594116
Weed and hash mix
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>>151594144
now i get why they love their grappling so much, its their primary method of seduction
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>>151594167
he tried too but that muzzie rats inbred brain went right into crotchsniff mode
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>>151594060
Who is this beauty
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yawn
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>>151594159
3>2>4>1

Yup
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>>151594176
Toegan is scared of dying in a plane
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“What a joy to watch” shut up jon you nigger jew
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umar will demand a title shot after this unevenful decision then wait out an entire year to get one
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>>151594208
nothing fancy la, just nursing a glenfiddich
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2-0 UMAR
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>Unmar is touching him now
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1-1
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>>151594209
Based, roll that shit real thick, b
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>>151594104
flag checks out
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>>151594162
It isn't, because standup can end at any split second. Modern """grappling""" has zero adrenaline, it removes the sense of danger that makes the sport actually good. Obviously in the past grapplers would do things like actually submit opponents.
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Bautista by spinning elbow in R3
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>>151594224
love her
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what a fight. what a fight
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>what a heckin fight!
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2-1 umar caz will seethe
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Bautista on EPO would've won this fight.
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mario is so slow holy shit
how is he a bantamweight
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It absolutely not 1-1
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poomar is GASSY
poomar will get HEEMED
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BEAST OF A FIGHT
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Also did anyone put Bautista in their picks?
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Mario just doesn't have that dog in him I fear
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>its literally 2-0 bautista
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>>151594219
Shes 15 you fucking pedophile fuck
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2-0 mario
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umar is on peds
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these 2 crotchsniffers are putting up a surprisingly entertaining match goddamn
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1-1 Bautista
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Dagestani chicken jaw
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Umar wants to quit.
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2-0 Bautista
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>>151594230
Based Jonny Bravo-appreciator
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bautista needs a finish to win the split decision
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1-1 Mario with damage advantage
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knee barely grazed umar
dagis got no chin lol
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>>151594271
he is slow but umar is extremely fast
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>>151594242
Not a bad drop. Might get myself a whisky too.
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Little bitch weights with no finishing power average American is this height weight by 13
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i bet khabib is a passive aggressive little bitch back home to his guys.
>brazza how you get hit by knee like dis
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>>151594214
He literally back off and gave Umar space.
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>>151594252
you should check this thing out called Kick Boxing
It might be more for you
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>>151594230
Now that's talent
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Pigmar is never getting a titleshot again
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Total Grappler Death.
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>>151594308
couldn't be more wrong.
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it's 2-0 umar stop coping
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So red pill me on the power in the hie weight class

Is it pillowfists or they can actually one punch ko?
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>>151594309
Hoenstly? Props for knowing who Jonny Bravo is
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>>151594315
treat yourself lad, you deserve it
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1-1, for almost koing him
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>>151594252
position change, reverse, and scramble will always be more entertaining, I understand why you don't think so, UK has no school sport wrestling so you didn't grow up learning and have no respect for the effort
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just how good is Merab?
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Getting a bit gay
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>>151594292
sure bro
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fuck up DC please cunt
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>>151594336
Bet you scored a win for Almeida too, kek
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>>151594332
Ali has blackmail on Dana he gets one after this great performance
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>>151594346
No one punch at 135 145 it’s rare, don’t see it really until 155
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Merbab would be kissing both of their necks right now pure fucking donimance
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umar sucks. bantamweight sucks
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>>151594292
And?
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Muzzies can't fight for shit.
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If umar gets ko'd kebab will throw him off a cliff
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Bro how is no one else studying whatever Craig jones is doing? Are these coaches retarded?
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>Wow, what a spectacular display of elite grappling. Loving this fight.
What type of person do you imagine?
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>>151594371
Merab was 2 rounds down going into R3 thougheverbeit
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merab rapes both these bums
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>>151594371
unironically underated
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lol
damage feet of opp 1st round
2 round almost knee ko

still loose because he hugged you makes sense
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>>151594371
he destroys both these with one hand and while talking to zucc the whole fight
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>>151594250
Absolutely b still the co-main to go
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the wmma will be more interesting than this
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>>151594157
>the acidity of the pasta sauce
Poorfag, buy some decent Italiano tomato souce, its not acidic at all.
Tomatos for cheap souce is pealed with acid, but the normal way to do it is by heat. So Italian canned tomatos are actually sweet.
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>>151594371
Literally the goat of Bantamweight and maybe the entite sport
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>>151594371
merab can hit 30 takedowns and somehow not finish his opponent
if that's no true greatness I don't know what is
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'mar's ultragassed
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bautista has honestly impressed
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how is this card so boring until the main event
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>>151594410
on the same night
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Can't wait until the next fight
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>>151594404
bo nickal
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>>151594400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvT_ujWSRg0
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>get dropped
>huff balls for dear life

Fucking state of brazzoids
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Dagastan should be nuked off the face of the earth fuck these boring shitters
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>>151594427
he has great lungs
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very grappling heavy main card except for the first fight
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>>151594430
That's a guy, btw
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I have been saying mario wins a 5 round fight against umnar
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I hope they give bautista win now too, as umar did 0 damage
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Bautista got that Ronda Rousey type boxing
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Would you guys watch a sport where nude men on viagra compete to take eachothers ass? First to penetrate wins
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>getting call of duty ads mid fight
water we dune hair dana
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>>151594404
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>>151594357
Go raibh maith agat, a dheartháir.
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>>151594443
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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This is unironically a smellator fight
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Merab obviously will be unshakable for a long time.
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Those shots with Umar grappling with Khabib in the background were kino
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Grappling clinic by poomar
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OOHHH UMGAR WITH THE JAILTON TECHNIQUE
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boooooooooooooooo
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>>151594323
It's fake because it's further from a real fight. "Holding" isn't a real fight either. This is the closest, but it's the new cucked ruleset where everything good is removed due to health and safety. Japanese MMA being the #1 org is the closest we ever got to seeing people actually fight instead of "compete" in a "sport".
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>brazza I hug mario brazza you must give me rematch
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>>151594477
you're retarded for not being able to tell the difference
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>>151594404
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>>151594456
She's got an amazing body
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>>151594443
Patricians would rather fuck the one on the left over the bbl whore she cute
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just how bad is umar
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>mario literally running away
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umar wins. another one for us muslimgods
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>>151594479
its on the tv right now anon
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Does Umar gets a title shot after this display of crotch sniffin
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fucking pathetic family
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Umar will never win a 5-round fight in the ufc
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The way Umar looks at his corner as if he was asking Am I stalling good??
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How do you unironically counter this? Like wtf? HE DOESN'T LET LOOSE
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>>151594469
It's getting ridiculous now
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>>151594477
You will be disappointed.
And you probably won't understand why the fights were different.
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>>151594404
the guy that bullied you in school
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don't give this inbred juiced freak a rematch
that sucked ass
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Now the Faggotmedov crew back to crotch sniffing, what they do best
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WHAT. A. FIGHT
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>raise your hands while backing away before the bell
absolute story loss
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>>151594520
sex sexfseecdxxxsexxx
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>Sniff a crotch for 15 minutes
>Brazza I want title shot, give me title shot, you know dis.
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holy fuck thank you mergod for keeping this fucker away from the belt
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>AKSHUALLY YOURE A CAZZIE IF YOU DONT ENJOY WATCHING THIS
fuck up cunts, theres a reason khabibs only highlight is an overhand right on goob. Its fucking boring
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sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppp
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30-27 umar, judges will say 29-28
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Correct judging would give Bautista the win here.
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>>151594520
love from kazakhstan
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story loss for poomar
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Sport is dead
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>>151594523
>bbl
she's all natty bro
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It's a win for Umar, but he said himself that he wanted to earn another title shot with a finish. He didn't do that.
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>>151594544
By being better at that game, so, be Merab basically
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>>151594523
ew
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should have been a 5 rounder
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unironic 2-1 bautista
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bradda who dis guy
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comfortable 3-0 for mario lemiux
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>>151594547
Just accept you're attracted to trans girls and move on with your life dude no one gives a shit
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If you run away with your hands in the air before the end of the fight you should be immediately disqualified. Absolute faggot tier behavior.
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Double story loss
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wooooow what a fight, anyway
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>>151594518
ooooooh, umar climbed on a back like a monkey
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Umar might win the 2nd fight vs Merab
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>foid commentator
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>>151594544
counter what? he doesnt do anything doesnt even punch from the backpack
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>>151594531
pakis/nafris =/= caucasians
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>>151594544
GET HUGGED BRAZZA GET HUGGED! BAM BAM BAM GET HUGGED! OHHH YEAH BRAZZA I THROW NO STRIKES AND DONT MAKE YOU TAP GET CONTROLLED AND HUGGED BRAZZA!
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anyone else skipping next fight?
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>poomar gassed after this
yeah Merab is dabbing on him again
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>>151594541
Just had his best round with a bum foot in RD3
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>>151594520
Wow
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MMA is a thirdie sport now
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umar did 0 damage while bautista almost snapped his shit
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dude is going to go on the Mic like that was the best fight of all time
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>>151594577
This was a very fun fight, and the reason Khabib's only highlight is some retarded punch is because casuals only like that.
I bet you think fat HWs throwing bombs is peak fighting.
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boring fight
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>>151594520
Clearly likes Taiwanese men
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>>151594605
"No"
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>>151594603
read the rulebook if you can read
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This panic wrestling faggot is NEVER beating Godrab
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Mario won the story, muzzies not beating the crotch sniffing allegations
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>>151594367
Nah it's shit. Unless there is a chance the fight will end at any given second it sucks. Nobody throws up submissions or anything, there's zero danger at all... Adrenaline disappears because there's just no immediate threat at all.

If Ronda Rousey was grappling the shitters again it'd be exciting because the fight will actually end if she gets the opponent down.
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>raised his hands before the bell
I have this jogger, I hope he gets Hermes one day
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if you think that was a boring fight you are objectively a caz that was an absolute wrestling clinic
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Dana said "make it impressive". Guess Umar misunderstood that assignment.
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If crotch sniffing wins fights why doesn't everyone do it by default

Like literally best base for mma is wrestling. Sure it looks boring but makes money and wins matches
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Their still standing!! Fuck dana and Continue the fight.
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>>151594577
It’s only reddit basedboys who say that because liking mma is their personality. It’s like movie snobs who pretend to like shit to look sophisticated.
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30-27?
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>gets punched in face
>wins
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>Khabib
>Islam
>Umar
>Usman
WHY IS THE NURMAGOMEDOV CLAN SO GOOD
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umar is just a less rounded merab with less cardio
I hate watching this rat fight (umar) but it'd be nice to watch him get slumped this time by merab
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this is similiar to the Shavkat/Garry fight. Ian still came away a winner and so did Mario
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>30-27
Lmao
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>>151594577
Conor should have just told Khabib to fuck off
He opened the Pandora's box of huggers into UFC by giving Khabitch a payday
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>>151594642
this isnt a seminary
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Mario won
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Is Umar autistic? lmao
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>30-27 UD
what fake scorecards lmao
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is it possible that the toehold submission did more damage than we thought and Umar will be out for a while?
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They should add win by hugging
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>>151594631
>I bet you think fat HWs throwing bombs is peak fighting.
yes
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UNANIMOUS CAZ WILL SEETHE
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>when umdaddy wrestles
>BOOOOOOO
>when merreddit wrestles
>HOLY KINOOOO
why are /heem/cels like this?
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>>151594346
Flyweights and Bantamweights with for real one punch power are super rare and pretty well known for it. Figueiredo was one that stood out for a while. At 145 they become a little more common, 155 and up it's most good strikers.
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>>151594655
because some fighters are REAL ONES and wont be crotchsniffing little faggots
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>30-27
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Imagine watching the fight and being so retarded that you think Umar didn't win.
Oh wait, half the thread doesn't even need to imagine.
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Eh. Makhachev is the best nurmagamedov. Umar is overrated. Arguably, Khabib too.
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Fuck Poomar
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why is this fat retired attention whore on the mic
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>>151594404
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>>151594599
Those are men, retard. Now don't reply to me again.
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What is this inbred saying
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KHABIB HELP ME AHHHHHHHHH
>I not translate brazza
Double story loss
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>r1 extremely deep close sub attempt most would have tapped 10-9 mario
>r2 umar gets dropped 10-9 mario
>r3 umar outsrikes and outgrapples 10-9 umar
pretty clear 29-28 mario imo
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>Poomar barely breathing after 3 rounds of crotch-sniffing
Oh no nononon, He's absolutely fucked against Merab.
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Does Allah actually enjoy this shit?
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>>151594529
Jesus man
At least an elbow or something, he seemed so gunshy the whole time.
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fazza plan
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VIVA BRAZIL
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he's so gassed after three rounds again
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>khabib forcing himself into the limelight again
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>>151594703
Merab is funny.
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Thought it was a decent fight but should have been 29-28.
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>>151594707
Phwoar
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>>151594655
It's called being a real one and death before dishonor which is a foreign phrase to these muzzie wet blanket shitters
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if you don't think it is 30-27 please elaborate on the round mario won
hint: it doesn't exist
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>pumar literlly dead
lolmao
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>>151594718
fazza canned bamhole juice
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>>151594703
Both are boring to watch but at least Merab tries to entertain
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>>151594544
Just HEEM them
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ALHAMDULLILAH
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>this much mic time
smdh ali is a blight upon the sport
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>>151594709
Haha fucking roasted em
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Why is Umar so obsessed with pig cocks?
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>>151594655
Did you not see the Jailton fight just 30 minutes ago?
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Mario won the story and will get the title shot vs washed merab
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>>151594404
A contrarian or nuthugger
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Mashallah that's some REALLY heavy breathing
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finally time for the people's main event
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>about to die just talking on the mic

LMFAOOOOOOO

“Brazza me hand was a ballewn i win rematch alhamdillula” LMAO fuck up Poomar BEASTrab rapes you
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>>151594732
yes
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this fight wasnt 30-27
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he's going to need a lot more EPO if he wants to beat merab
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>>151594732
Muahamad got fucked in the butt by al zut people forget man
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soon
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heem should be more thankful
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>>151594642
Ofc it's boring... Wrestling itself is a boring sport with no urgency to it, which is only good to take part in and absolutely awful to watch. BJJ tournaments are more exciting, judo is more exciting, the ruleset and submissions etc, everything is better in every other sport. Wrestling SUCKS.
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>>151594727
>one sub attempt wins the round
retard take
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>>151594767
>steal youtube predictions
>get all right
lmao at you guys
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jesus christ he is so fucking gassed he can barely talk and he thinks he can win the rematch vs merab
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These inbred freaks can't compete in any real sports, they just roid and backpack little guy weight classes in a d-tier "sport"
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>>151594703
Merab is busting out sick emotes, faggot. This is what counts. Not your gay fagshit like fight IQ and
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>>151594727
Failed sub attempts don’t really count for much
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Yeah there was no way Umar was losing
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"Right now I'm shit but trust me I'll be great in a few months"
Sure.
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Thankful for al-Zutt brazza
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>>151594764
Based beyond belief.
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>>151594767
was 50/50 on the rakic fight, should have switched to amazat when i saw everyone on rakic for a -110 fight
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Beastrab might finish him next time
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEM WITH A BEAST OF A BOG
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>>151594811
Areed.
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Based UsGOAT
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kek
khabib loves dc so much
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>home crowd barely reacts to anything umar is saying
its ogre for him
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>>151594610
Nafris are good at kickboxing/muay thai and we have zallal/ziam/yousri in the ufc
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OVEREEM
>>151594767
I'm so close now
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>>151594732
mma is haram
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>>151594764
*TKO
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>"you have to be thankful, humble, respect brazza"
why are muslims like this
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AIEEEEEEEE fuck ufc for the jumpscare
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>>151594818
Umdaddy ranked that shit
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ALHAMDULILLAH i go to sleep for this fight brazza
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Just came back from a 40 min piss break
What did i miss ?
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PISS BREAK
FIX YOUR SNACKS
TAKE YOUR SCHAUBS
FUCK WMMA
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>>151594814
wrestler vs non wrestler is boring
wrestler vs wrestler is peak
two dimensional ufc fans are faggots
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jesus christ what a jumpscare
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chiwiwi jumpscare
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>no pop for 2 hall of famers
Gay, shitty, cringe, faggot crowd desu.
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>>151594837
god dang...who??
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>>151594818
Brazza Bo Nickal
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literally allow headback shots and that hugging meta will stop real quick
>nooo but it's le dangerous
then dont hug and expose the back of your nob?
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>>151594824
>Merab is busting out sick emotes
How come your opponent is able to bust out sick emotes instead of fighting? Just go and KO him.
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Based Reem with the bimbo
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Based Reem with the bimbo gf.
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>>151594544
In 3 rounds it's hard to deal with, but Merab managed to break him down in 5. The 2nd fight between them should be interesting
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>salivating
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i want the easiest fight in the division i want cyrl gane
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>>151594837
Asian girls built like this are strictly white cock only. Asian men only like stick figures
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Didnt know Ubereem took my sloppy seconds.
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WMMA NEXT
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at least we get to admire derns bum in this next hugfest
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>>151594871
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Why do people pretend to like boring grapplers? Is it new fans trying to discredit boomers that miss when the ufc had soul?
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>>151594876
the toilet
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>>151594824
>muh emotes
Lmao tranny faggot
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>>151594895
thats his trans son btw
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>>151594632
One of my favorite milk trucks at the moment
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>>151594868
meanwhile their rulers are the most ostentatiously tacky clowns flaunting their new money. really makes you think
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>>151594871
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yall gonna watch the running man?
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Wonder if Overeem's daughter is still a tranny
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>>151594876
Inbred backpack
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>mfw we are 1 fight closer to Tommy
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>picks intact
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Tom
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Murzakanov

Tom in 1
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>>151594837
Unironically built for my BWC.
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piss break incumming
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derns fat sweaty ass
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>>151594920
That's some fire bussy then
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>>151594767
im still here
this wmma fight is the one im most skeptical of
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>>151594871
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>WMMA
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I will enlist tomorrow if Trump says we are at war with Dagestan Russia must be liberated of this cancer
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overeem is honorary white
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>>151594864
Professionnaly
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>>151594871
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>>151594895
Damn Reem looks different here. Since when did he turn into a blonde woman?
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>>151594952
You can piss for 25 mins straight?
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>women's mixed martial arts
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>>151594871
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>>151594912
>boring grapplers
>nonstop action
learn what you are watching caz
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This better not be a fucking 5 rounder
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>>151594895
meh...If I walk down to the corner shop right now I'll see 5 or 6 women that look like that
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>>151594937
Imagine reacting this way to the most god awful sci fi movie of all time.
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going to make some vodka pasta while this womens mma thing plays out
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Goddamn what a complete dog shit card this has been.
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>>151594912
i'm fine with it if it's quick grappling that doesn't result in laying and praying for 5 minutes
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>>151594915
Most chadly person in all of the UAE rn
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>>151594974
>>151594979
such a stark contrast kek
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>>151594951
Beautiful white cunt ?
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You have to watch the WMMA. No walking away for an hour piss break.
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>>151594871
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>wmma
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>wmma
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>>151595030
>>151595030
>>151595030
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>>151594968
stop posting this crap no one wants to watch shitty big brother knockoff with a bunch of losers
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The single beer hits a lot more on a deathcut.
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>>151594974
Spookiest halloween disguises of 2025
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DC is a dagestan cock sucking fat fuck
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>>151595003
And you're still to much of a pussy to go and talk to them
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>>151594974
I hate how Asian culture is just the default for losers in the west, they go over there and embarrass us regular white people
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>>151594871
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>>151595007
coincidentally it's has been a very wrestling heavy card
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>>151595000
The zoomers are going too far.
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>>151595004
Hadn't it become his thing by then? In the OG basedpog meme he was wearing a white shirt.
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>>151594998
Weak bait
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>>151595001
It is
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>>151594871
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>>151595038
God Emi is so hot no wonder that guy wanted to rape her in public
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While fighting a brazza, I'd simply repeatedly elbow their arms at any opportunity while we're grappling. They can't grapple if their arms are heemed.
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>>151595029
I am a Big Willy Caucasian.
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>>151594895
Reem has been, and remains, a GOD.
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I can't stop farting
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If the UFC doesn't bring back yellow card to discourage Borat wrestling and stalling, even dirty third worlders will lose interest in this shit.

Dana is fucking retarded.
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>>151595048
True, he is also a dumb fat nigger
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>>151595113
>Caucasian
You not a churka retard
They closer to turks and iranians than to whites/europeans
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>>151594915
>>151595019
>>151594896
Lord REEM
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>>151594871
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>>151594880
IMO that's also shit. It's much better (just to see which one is superior at that crap martial art) but still sucks.

The problem is the loss of submissions and critically important rules that would allow this boring sport (wrestling based MMA) to actually present an element of danger. Examples include soccer kicks and knees to the head of a downed opponent (wrestlers can take north south and just knee the opponent's head in)... The sport died with PRIDE.
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>>151595155
>churka
Vasya, it is you? Wash your mothers ass, I am coming.
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>>151595155
Stop being a sperg
>>
dernnnnmfmfhgghghfghghghhhhhh
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Durn heems
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>>151595217
Stfu churka cuck retard
Bring your beautiful mom and sis so they can please my BBC
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Fuck overeem. Outing his child to public, and misgendering, and not accepting him. I hope that kid cuts him out of his life. The fact that he got no pushback is insane too. I have no idea why people who will not accept their trans child, feel the need to have kids in the first place. If you're gonna be a cunt, at least don't spread it onto others. How is it that any stupid bigoted fuck can have a child and abuse it?

This idiot says he has a plan to 'detrans' his now almost 18 year old child and that he thinks it's stuff in the food that makes the kid trans, that he's contacted experts around the world to help him 'detrans' his child. Real scientific genius here.

I just hope he moves out at 18 or already moved out and the conversion therapy doesn't happen/work because that is a lot of trauma to go through.

He also says it's not a 'cure' to gender dysphoria to transition since you need to keep taking hormones for life, but it literally is a cure, a cure is still a cure even if you have to take a medication for it for the rest of your life, cure literally means relief from an ailment, and the hrt is the relief. It's no big deal to take hormones once a week for the rest of your life, if that means you get to be your true self and transitioning is the only proven way to increase quality of life for trans people, as opposed to conversion therapy which is harmful. By that logic water is not the cure to thirst because you need to keep drinking it for the rest of your life, or medical checkups in general are not a solution to relevant health problems, because you need to keep doing it for the rest of your life.
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>>151595219
It is a Russian (It because Russian is not a man, an animal)
Russians when they see Caucasians in streets are forced to say "Chechnya cool" or something similar, if they don't, they get beaten up and then jailed.
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Kek she can't see shit clearly
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Uhh.. how did volkov win against almeida ?
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>>151595322
>Stfu
Say Chechnya cool, Vasya.
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>>151595414
by accomplishing more in the fight instead of lay and pray
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>>151595322

In France, There a lot of Caucasians. You want to remember your childhood in Russia was like?)))
Say Chechnya cool.
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>>151595416
>>151595357
Im not a russcuck, churka retard
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>>151594974
Who is the femmaid in the back left?
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>>151595357
Kek
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>>151595482
>russcucks being humiliated by churkas
Why should i care ?
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>>151595338
Wtf this sport is a joke, these are the new "fans", baitposting and weird troony tunes shite.

It's not a cure btw, anything reliant on external meds etc to maintain is a "treatment", HRT is a treatment even when men have low T and take test. Cock cut off could be a "cure" as the cock doesn't come back... But they're also still not vagina owners so realistically it's also not a cure... Basically there IS no cure because the premise is that you can become B when you're A, and A is never B. A is A.
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Jandiroba can look at both her opponents fists at once, unfair.
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>>151594520
Kitana wins
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>>151593998
>left to pick up some slop
>come back
>womens mma still going



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