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>>151594463Based
first for not anime
>>151594383>>151594463>>151594558>>151594616You are a fag.
earliest realiest
YO
>>151594692>>151594692thanks for bumping this one up, help direct people away from the retarded anime thread
my avies :(
No to AI slopRemember when it took effort to make meme pictures?
this is the thread
my avies :((
>assvgrim
>>151594836
kwabalanche
Wings vs Blues tonight will be like Bloods vs Crips
>>151594463that's hard times daddeh that's hard times
calgary flames
nashville predators
>>151595051That guy looks spastic
Shut the fuck up Swedish grease ball
>>151595115lol
>>151595161Bitchtits that’s not grease
>>151595215You can’t see nothing cuz ur drunk as a skunk
>>151594383thats a man
>>151595334I’m actually hungover and it’s killing me I will see some nightmares this night
montréal canadiens
>>151595413Water and painkillers, Anon.
>>151594836I for one welcome our AI overlords.t. has made quite a few memes in my time.
If hogwheels shows up we'll just wheel his ass out
>>151595583>I for one welcome our AI overlords.Same
Is this the ?
>Laine hurtKWAB, didn't even last 10 games as predicted.
>>151594692Ahahahah fucking cantadian fucking weeb thread got BTFO'd what a fag cry about it bitch
I’m not hungover at all because I chose the righteous path of Christ
>>151595784Kill yourself, Christcuck.
BOOM
>>151595834Shan’t
Boutta start slamming beers
>>151595852
>>151595834
Want to slam beers so bad but can’t on account of my high blood pressure, I’m not even fat, genetics are gay
>>151596014
>>151595784KWAB
>>151594463brandi is so hot desu
> Morgan Rielly is expected to return to the Leafs > Nick Robertson will draw in for the rematch against the Sabres >laffs
67 was a /hoc/ meme before normies ruined it
>>151596130/hoc/ is a no meme zone
>>151596212Jen!
>>151595784The Sand Tales are totally made up bro
Anyone else having trouble with the captchas?
>>151596320Yes, it's sitewide.
>>151596130whats happened with 67?also its been fun lads. 4chan is kill
>>151596320Yes, just gonna frig off for a bit and read my audio book during intermission
>>151596320trouble loading captchas and getting posting errors even though the post eventually goes through
>>151596424>>151596424>and read my audio book
>>151596320hiro is teaching us patience, grasshopper
>4chan is kill
Nice goal from Geekie
cheekie geekie
>>151596320No I'm a paypig
Dad says the Laine experiment is over
captcha is taking 10 seconds to loady'all a dramatic
>>151596627Good things happen when you keep playing til you hear the fuckin buzzer
my avies :(((
>>151596571it’s from an old copypasta
>>151596685It was taking me over a minute
>cheekie geekie
Geekie will score 40 and Pastrnak will have 110 pointa and the Bruins will draft McKenna who is a bust
>>151596685It's fixed now, dummy.
>Gary>>151596779OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>151596779is your panic attack over now, zoomer?
>>151596130Finally Ottawa is Relevant and note worthy
>>151595051This
When will Conor Geekie be as good as his brother?
>>151596811I'm a millennial with a pass. I couldn't give a shit, lol.
>he talked back>gave him 10
>>151596918
laine injured (again, he never plays full season especially if he starts badly) which is good, we dont have to take him to olympic squadmaybe montreal suggested he should take injury vacation so that they can replace him with more potent players
I wonder what’s for dinner, I don’t smell anything coming from the kitchen
>>151597387Can you smell yesterday's dinner that I just left in the bathroom?
>>151597387Do you have a wife? If not, that may be why there's nothing delicious wafting from the kitchenette
Captchas don't seem to stop the queers queering off.
>>151597590they don't stop you from being a raped retard either kwarrb
>>151597387This can be a symptom of CTE
>>151597387I made burgers
How do I gain weight?
>>151597749Move to the states
These queers will fight through adversity, to queer off.
>>151597584so, everyone is just gonna let Friedman slowly go insane like that? cowards
>>151597584I don't want to see emos, or eat a meal on a vcr.
>>151597584He’s memeing too hard now
Toronto will win 6-4
>>151597849clear sign of CTE
Fucking dyke behind the bench wearing a Nordiques hat with an Avs jersey
>>151597328Mfw literally veleno is contributing more than laine. I wish we didn't get rid of heineman for Dobson. We should have given laine dach a first and a second
>>151597716sloppa
>>151597716Where's the beef?
>>151597749Eat more, move less
Avs playing dirty.
>>151597749lots of vodka and benzos. it works for trb
These dirty Avs keep running my boy Swagman
based mcavoy crushing that goalie hacking faggot
>>151598055>t. expert
>>151597910Fans will be walking out early.
>>151598360Indeed. Recently started learning about the reverse.... it's a lot harder.
>>151597910We don't post about the jays here
dem Jaysies finna win dat eries
>Gary laffs need a PP quick>you got it
my sabies :)
>>151598119toxic masculinity moment
Gary
do canadians literally stand on guard for thee?
>>151599134Says so right in the song
>>151599134No just for me
>>151599134I think they stand on tard for pee
>>151599222checked
grrrrrrr I just hate Canadians so much grrrrrrrr
if the sabres win im gonna ask out my asian coworker
>>151599134>>151599222I've seen both happen
>>151599288This but adam fox
>>151599288Just like my refs
>>151599335anon have you ever heard of the holocaust we aren't allowed to hate him here
>>151599288Settle down gary
>>151599134i never sit down... and i always keep my elbows up.
>ruins
>>151599525because of predators? Are you a rabbit?
>Grrrrrry Grrr Bettman
>Lukas Reichel will make his #Canucks debut tonight and is expected to play on a line with Evander Kane and Brock BoeserReally excited to see what this kid can do on a real team.
>>151599525>my elbows up.like what does that shit even mean. Are to standing like a muay thai fighter or whats the fucking deal?
>the city of Anaheim
>>151599670my Conroy would never
>>151599708Faggot
>>151599681No one wanted to be next to him because he would get his elbows up.
yeah thats Toronto
>>151599773MR Elbows to you, good sir
enjoy primeau, >laffs fans lol
The rape is on. >laffs
that was nuts kek wwe shit
my avies!! :))lehkonen!!
>>151600037Gross.
tuch just got his ass whooped
well a wins a win with how grim the season has been so far
>>151600087spun around like a ballerina and got clocked
time for Reggies
3 losses in a rowMammoth, Canes and now....BRUINS?????
Wtf. Mccabe drops.gloves first, sucker punches, and they dont call the head shot elbow at all...
>>151600219>head shot elbow at allmaybe his head shouldn't have been at waist height
Its physically impossible to see the puck, goalies are just doing random movements relying on luck
>>151600219Laffs need gary help and are getting it.
>Blatant headshot>No penalty, person that fought you over it gets ejectedBut seriously, what the fuck kind of call is that
>>151600219he didn't touch his head. it was a clean hitthe instigator call was terrible, thoever
>>151600265dustin wolf is the unluckiest mf alive then
i dont respect defensive defenseman
>>151600265Goalies actually don't have a great sense of vision as many would expect, instead they use smell to track the puck.
*shits on goal*
>losing to the Sabres.. AGAIN>laffs
>>151600388wait what!? when did we get an indian in the NHL? did I miss the national holiday announcement?
how many times are ruff's sabres going to just let the opposing team give their players brain damage without doing anything about itthis happened twice already last season
more like buffaBLOWS
>>151600402Refs bailin you out. Try not to shit the bed again.
>most dangerous draw
>>151600442I'm not a Sabres fan I don't think those even exist. I'm just laffin at the laffs
>>151600425a few years ago and he just scored
>>151600441our john tavares is better than your john tavares
Marner apparently hard carried this shit show.
sabres dropping like flames
Robertson increasing his trade stock.
Chief Kike says Gary made the right call. Shalom.
>>151601006stop trying so hard
>>151601209>laffs
watching the dog show before my habbies play later
>>151601209how else is he supposed to get far?
my checkersies :) scored
why is maple syrup so expensive
Completely missed the game but saw the highlights. LET'S GO FLYERS!!! THANKS YOU ANAHIEM FOR GIVING US ZEGRAS!!
>>151601392Its free in the forest
>>151600499Who is your john Tavares?
>>151601392you have to buy it in bulk or from the producersit goes from 5$ a can to close to 20$ in supermarketstough to do if you're not a north east chad
>>151601313The Talmud. >laffs
>>151601392We let the french control the price world wife
Hopefully Berube used intermission to add "shots on net" to the game plan board.
I love those Wild North Star jerseys
>>151601392Maple syrup cartel ensures the prices are kept high>Cartel maple syrup storage containing 90,000 barrels of maple syrup.
knights are finally back :)
>the city of Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>151601392Buy cane syrup instead. Maple syrup tastes terrible
>>151601649Retard
>>151601392There are Low Germans in rural Ontario who sell it at a fair price .
>>151601606Strategic maple reserves.
>>151601674Canadians are retards
Do you think the number a player wears matters?
>>151601708No, it's all about the crest on the front of the jersey.
>>151601527>laffsare shit and run by retards? yes, okay. whats your point friend?
>>151601737I'm not convinced. They probably brush their teeth before they put on their jersey.
>>151601737sometimes, not often, but sometimes it's about the shoulder patches
>>151601649Hippies tell me to only use honey as a sweetener
>>151601857You can use honey for whatever you want.
>>151601857hippies are smelly dirt people, and you're better off with the Mexicans and Santeria
>laff2
>scorefull draw
Did Minnesota dress a bunch of high schoolers?
Reffies run this shit
>>151601700edgy
>>151601941Are you sure about that?
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!>>151601967
>>151601857Honey is good on a lot of things. But it's not a substitute for syrup
>Gary, time to take away a goal. >Gotcha
Gary is going to have to do a lot more than that to carry my leafs tonight
gary is trying to drag toronto kicking and screaming into the post-marner era
knights look eepy
>>151601917Did you guys know you can use it as lube and the missus won't catch a yeast infection
>>151602006lots use on pancakes instead of syrup. might be east coast thing.
>the city of Saint Paul
>>151602006Honey and peanut butter on toast is pretty great.
'eads
>>151601993im sure about everything
>>151602159based
>>151602153brampton street shitters.
>>151602023>flamers are just creepswow who knew
>>151602151I do the same thing but use tortillas. Have tortillas been discovered in Canada yet?
>>151602220we dont have mexicans yet
>>151602276Is it true that the sirs have invaded?
'usk
white gloves are k i n okinok i n o
>>151602216Somehow the red mile got a reputation for women flashing the flameschads
>>151601476Buffalo bandits legend
>>151602378lmao
>red milemore like a red plaza
What does he do?
>laffsgary, make the call. need a pp or something again.
>>151602378they arealso? go flames
>>151602420Fail like no otherAlso, potentially the biggest waste of salary in the league
>>151602438I could go for a nylander PS
>>151602449Go flames! To the bottom of the NHL!
>>151602420hes like 10 or more points. think 15 is leader right now. more than point per game.
1000
>>151602516Oh so... he's on Mitch Marners level
>Gary's Xgoals taken away tonight is gonna have to be 3 if laffs are to have a chance
best fights in the US outside the Gary League
>he doesn't know the plan was always to get mckenna
>>151602540>filenametrue :)
Nikita is only the 101st player to hit 1000 points. Kinda crazy there's so few to achieve that.
it's technically 3-2 buffalo
My Minnesota Wild look like they've taken a big step back from last season. Fire Hynes.>>151602454The salary cap will be 107 mil at least as early as next year. That's basically 15% of the cap.
>>151602673Crazy too considering how much time he has missed. Hedman just hit 800 as well which is pretty wild.
my knights allowed a 1 on 0 is that good
>>151602588on a much shittier team
how much do shovel sluts gets paid?
>>151602927They get to keep the snow
>>151602927depends how many loads they take
>a dozen points in Vville and it's extra puck NEAT!!!
>looking at toronto, where are the goals going to come from>they have a guy that scored 69 goals>and a 40+ goal scoring wingermAyBe tHiS aHL wiNgEr cAn Do iT - dumb kike on the panel
>>151603009
alright wongs, my body is ready
Genuinely excited this time around to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey in the Lukas Reichel era.How many points tonight are we thinking for the new guy?
I’m eating chicken
>>151603231You'll remember to switch over to the Jays game right?
>>151603244
>>151602276we absolutely do and they aren't just in the big cities, they are even in the small town where hey do manual labour and farm work
>>151603256Absolutely not. We're Mariners fans here in Western Canada.
>>151597749
Canes bros our canesies play tonight at a decent time
>>151603340Sorry to hear that.
>>151603256
>boreballShan't.
no fines means they were right
>>151603396You’re fine ;)
is Reichel good or what
>>151603431He's like Eichel but retarded.
hello /hoc/i wish that reffies handle themselves tonighti piss on /mlb/ posters
>one more hour until it's beer timethank GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151603455hi
>>151603447Replace the shrimp and grits with barbecue and you have an aggressively North Carolinian image
>>151603369>he didn't know that that's odd
>>151603458thinking about how long I can hold on without tapping into the party supplies
>>151603458>he doesn’t start drinking on Saturday at 4pm Get on my level plebiscite
>>151603455>reffiesThey're called umpires.
>>151603506
>>151603559
>>151603572>pants over waistKek nice slampig you got there.
I wonder if anybody has ever tried to not let go of the flag and just ruin it for everybody
>he said that he's a bachelor and will remain that way until death
nice touch with the french anthem edmontonwongcouver is not as classy
>>151603694Welcome to BRITISH Columbia.
>>151603694mandarin not froganese okay pierre?
the vancouver canucks has a player named Arsedeep Pains
>4-2
max 'deadly assassin' sasson
I had an absolutely brilliant post, but I forgot what it was.
GOHABSGO
Just cracked open a refreshing Pepsi™ Zero Sugar Wild Cherry. Pepsi™ The Official soft drink of the National Football League.
What's a blue jacket?
Do Knights/Panthers games get feisty since the 2023 finals?
>>151603694is that real?
Caps player just got heemed by the puck
>>151603801that can says Dr Pepper
>>151603802Noble European wasps.
>>151603810no one knows because neither team has fans
>>151603801I wish Cott's didn't go out of business here. You could get ifor so cheap in grocery stores and dollar stores and was available all year long unlike the limited edition cherry cokes. Paired great with smoked meat sandwiches too
>and here's adam foote, alongside his assistant coaches frank bicep, john calf, and grant finger
>pongshits think they're gonna be shit and get mckenna>instead will sneak into the ploffs and get btfo prolonging their stay in purgatory
My Sensies :)
Can my Blues play all the remaining games away?On the road Blues is a thing.
>>151595115>nashville predatorsnew york predators
>>151603812yes
>>151603884Mckenna is coming to my flames
the fuck was newhook doing?
>>151603876there was a leafs player named Jeff Finger
>>151603896wow
fuggg
back status?
>>151603506My wife's parents live in South Carolina. We make sure to stock up every time we visit
My tv is too bright so when I watch hockey I get blinded by the ice and I don’t wanna fuck with the brightness settings so I just watch it on my laptop
I genuinely thought he was going to miss this
someone stole or a deer ate the jack lantern from my porch bros (it was a frankenstein)
>>151603801Go back to your hole you fat fuck.
Drinking red wine tonight.
YOU'RE A PINK GARY GOYAT THE PINK GARY CLUB
BLUUUEEES SCAAAARRR
>>151603884I wouldn’t want to be the team facing Crosby with nothing to lose.
DUCKS ARE ALIVE
>>151603924Broken.
>>151603937Same
>>151603959>game action >11 minutes The game is an hour long, they play for an hour, that’s like saying there’s 2 minutes of game time in a 20 minute hockey period you goddamn RETARDED FUCK
>2 Caps players dead already
>>151603963happiness isn't real, it's just the absence of suffering. pleasure: the lack of pain.
>>151603955Racoons probably
SCAAaAAARRRRRR
>>151603963mulled or unmulled?
>>151604040Wow man you're so cool.
>>151603955[A} you need a doorbell camera so things like that don't go unnoticed next time[B] That's an insult to Mary Shelley, but I'll let it slide this time
>>151604040What if suffering is just a lack of feeling good?
>>151603963got a gewurztraminer tonight myselfcheers m8
>>151604077what if light is just the absence of darkness?
DUCKS TIE IT
>>151604067yeah i thought everyone had one in 2025, unless you rent in an apartment building
>>151604099what if Gary is just the absence of good games?
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
>>151604021>The game is an hour long, they play for an hourNo they don't. The fucking handegg clock continues despite the play being stopped.
>>151604146<3
>>151604164Retard
>>151604146Suffering leads to Gary
>>151604146Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies
>>151604146gooood. good.let the hate flow through you
We can all agree that soccer is the gayest sport though right
>>151604146bud leads to 1
>>151604195nah that's cricket
nah, boys too tired tonight
>>151604195Far less gay than a hot dog-eating contest and less competitive
>>151604195at least you can finesse and do cool goals
>>151604220clearly you have never met a rugby player
>>151604263There’s nothing gay about eating a hotdog.
>>151604195>>151604195
>>151604286fancy a pint bruv?
>>151604263Why are you so raped and faggy?
>>151594383holy based
habs sis, we might ge exposed by the big muscular players of the western division
>>151604195Poverty ball is pretty gay
>>151604288What about eating one in public while thousands of hot dog enthusiasts and wags cheer you on???
>>151604195yup
>adam foote>trying to get your footing back homenice cbc
>>151603801kek for me it's coke zero cherry
>>151604395how do you eat these without shitting all over yourself?
Feel like Red Wings are slipping back into their bad ways
>>151604414Very carefully
>>151604414One can not, it's impossible
Tavares you madman
YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151604414with two hands
>only lose to the sabers 50% of the time Our leads are elite
>>151604417Todd's screaming can only get so much juice out of them
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCoyle!
hoob scarred yesterday
Good to see the fraudulent teams falling back to Earth.
>>151604511More goals than Tkachuk this season.
>>151604286Rugby is uber gay. When I scored my first try these fags wanted me to get up on a table at the bar and dance naked.
>>151604529huberelite
>>151604536they were so gay they got sent to court over it here lmao
Nice to see one of our guys at the game
>>151604536
>>151604568That's me :)
my ducks :(
>>151604554mommy
these analysts can harp on debrincat for being snake bit all they want but why isn't anyone talking about raymond being invisible out there this season
My Bolts finally with a win on home ice. What a terrible start to the season.
Snes-Craps getting spicy
hmm
>time for the Ozempic 1st intermissionIt's treasonous what Rogers has done to Hockey Night in Canada.
my dabres :(oh well, 5 pts in 3 games isn't bad :)
>it's thundering outside my place /hoc/ is advised to remain indoors
Did MacKinnon beat McAvoy because of McAvoys hit on Crosby in the Four Nations?
>>151604770where's the minced beef chebureki? is the pork one the only one that is fried? if so i'm having that1. Argentinian empanadas2. sausage roll3. pork pie4. cheburek5. samosas6. australian meat pies7. cornish pastiesPOWERGAP9000. jamaican patties
>>151604855You from the South too?
>>151604915nah, Boise, ID
>>151604855>>151604950Why are you so raped and retarded
>>151604913>minced beef cheburekigood catch these retards don't have em for some reason
>>151604913Solid list king. The sausage roll is mankind’s greatest achievement, next to landing on the moon
>>151604913
>>151604967good post and question
I hate what the internet has done to my sixties
I just wanna forget about that Oilers game but that shit's been brought up like three times so far in this broadcast
>>151605045>XL Cheburek with marbled beefthey should all be fried though desu
It’s almost time for hurricanes hockey bro’s
>>151605134this has the potential to be a goatse
>DetoiletBrutal
why WAS six afraid of seven?
B L U E SIPOLAR
>>151605251Yzerplan status?
go go panties go!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray Ferraro really knows his hockey. It’s an honour to have him commentate Nuck games.
Detoilet Dead Wongs getting raped AGAIN because McLellan thought it was a good idea to dress 7 defensemenPro hint: Every defenseman hates playing 7D. They much rather play 5D.
>>151605313completely derailed by my islanders
>>151605279That's how we roll babey.
based total reffie deathie
>>151605345reminds me of when we had both dandenault and mark streit as 7D/forwards
>>151605343He should grow back that glorious moustache he had when he was playing.
now refs are trying to kill demidov
>>151605364true dat
SHOOT THE PUCK SHOOT THE PUCK SHOOT THE PUCK SHOOT THE GODDAMN PUCK
>>151605420Man, what great jersey and mustache.
Let's watch what Dallas do today bros.
how mad do the leafs get when you show up to a game and say "all thy sons" during the anthem
there's really no need to have refs on the ice anymore with camera technology. They should just have goons on standby outside the zamboni doors, in the penalty boxes and in the teams benches ready to jump in to stop scrums.
MY CANESIES
>>151605489Fuck me.
KITITES SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT POO VEGAS
>>151605482Some say there are two mustaches in the image
>>151605489>>151605564dylan melty starting early kwab
>>151605532like actual ice jannies?
FUCK SAKES
P O Joseph should stand for piss off Joseph
>>151605532revolutionary thinking; please, tell us more
Officer Bob you are a credit to the force!
i don't see my habbies having anything in the tank to get a miraculous come back like they have earlier this season. probably too tired from the road trip and the refs in edmonton
>>151605591no fucking way
>>151594383Why are the penguins good this year? By rights they should be dogshit.
the worst thing about watching hokkei is the blinding searing white background on my streams due to the adblocker
>>151605768>frog with a blue mustache we should name him Hartford
>>151605804>complaining about adblock
>>151605804what about Hockey, Dark mode
I keep forgetting the stars got a guy named bussy on their team
It's all habs jerseys in Vancouver
can't even stop a double deflection, baka my head
>>151605927Thats my hurricanes tendie
>>151605734in addition to an electronic whistle that will be as loud as the normal referees whistle, a stoppage will also trigger some lights in the arena to flash, so everybody knows a stoppage is in effect, especially when the crowd is too loud for the whistle to be heard. Also no need for referees during faceoffs, the puck either drops from the rafters straight onto the dots, or the dots are replaced with openable hatches to spits out a puck during faceoffs, just like in those fictional futuristic sport ball, like in Futuresport with Wesley Snipes and VAnessa Williams or like in Rollerball, or in that high school lball game in the futuristic Batman Beyond series.>>151605632yes, and they won't be actual referees and will be allowed to take more verbal and physical abuse from players before getting penalized.
make up penalty soon :)
He just slammed in bussi
Holy Ottawa Refpuck Batman!
>>151605855No shit I see it
>>151605989no goals so far, the canes have one tight bussi
nigger team
>>151606036you can get one deep in bussi, but two in bussi is a big stretch.
holy shit my boltsies won a game!!!!!!
Bussi took a lot of shots from a ton of guys this road trip
My Sensies
> oh boy... oh boy...the color guy on the wongs broadcast is definitely plastered
>>151606189Who wouldn't be?
>>151606008Chychrun shoved Pinto into his own goalie. Cope and seethe.>cr4ps
>>151606208good point
>>151606189We don't say "color guy" here, we say "oppressed BIPOC minority"
>>151606247Good point
MORE LIKE JACKASS
>>151606189If I knew I had another ~75 games of THAT to watch and couldn't just say "I'm not feeling it today" like a normal fan, I'd be pretty shitfaced too
man we really need Guhle back, really solidifies the D. It's too bad he probably doesn't have many healthy stints left with all those injuries. Probably should trade him while he still has value desu
>>151594383How are the Pens good this year? By rights, they should be dogshit
>Capitals only have 3 shots on goal in the 2nd periodlol wtf are they doin
>>151606219I ain’t even mad. I’m just glad our zebras are on our side :)
there's our 1 minute pp boys
KITTIES win!!
based kitties
uh oh
My Sensies have more goals than the Caps have shots
Based Wings
>>151606413why won't the caps shoot it anymore
>>151606411
>>151606369
NEW>NEWNEW>>151604520>>151604520>>151604520
recycle>>151594466>>151594466>>151594466
LARCENY
>>151606445Lost the mandate of heaven.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSUZUKI-SAN
Mickey Redmond's voice is struggling
that pass to suzuki, so composed from demidov
