/heem/Tom won.
the getting outstruck, outwrestled, bloodied up, and quitting like a bitch contest
and still
>>151599686one of them has the belt KEK
Gane Derangement Syndrome running rampant in /heem/ as of late.
Tom didn't win, it was Gane that lost for not closing his hands.
>>151599902...a chastity belt
>HW "champion" has to beg to not be booedoof
Well it looks like yet another unsuccessful title shot for Gane
>I missed the erin /heem/ from earlier Fuck my chungus life
AAAAAAAAND STTTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!
tom was getting pieced up and took the coward's way out on the first foul.
>>151600783>>151600754>m-muh stat-collectorEye test is definitive: Aspinall was winning, putting on the pressure, Gane's strikes were nothing to him.
that was caged Gane, imagine how badly Tom gets fucked up when it's not Locktober
>>151600910LMAO
>>151600940A championship belt
>>151600964only woman worth boying is welil zhang. everyone else is a can.
T-Quitty lol
>>151601009Kek
Watching the press conference, Daner says Gane was winning in his POV.>>151599686I mean the stats are funnily close but watching it live Gane clearly won RD1 on damage, including the eyepoke IG lol
>>151601007Only decent strike tom was landing was the outside low kick. He was starting to gas by the end of rd 1 also. The writing was on the wall Godne was about throw him in th english channel
>get btfo>look for any exit door to avoid the fraudulation
Wahhh
TRVKE TRVKE
Tomala should be cut
>I can't see wahhh>Michael bisping >Hold my eye bro I'm finna heem
>>151601048who did he beat for it? no one. who has he defended it against? no one. tom is a niggerfaggot
>Gane tied for 2nd all time for most unsuccessful title shots in UFC history at 3, with Kenny Florian>Undeterred, he is determined to close in on Joe Benavidez' all time record of 4 unsuccessful title shots.
>>151601167hey it's that dog meme haha
>>151601054You replied to a man with an unhealthy amount of Zhang Gang pictures
>got outstruck>got his nose wonked>got his panic takedown stuffed>quitKWAB
>>151601148Who has he ducked?
>>151601249What an ugly deformed piggy
>>151601120kek
>>151601270Jon
>>151601270Ciryl Gane.
I'm starting to think Gane won't ever be champ bros
>>151599686>stats almost identical>Tom still has the belt>GAYne is now 0-3 for title shots>he is also exposed as the cheating french negro he is
uhhh tomsisters… dana thinks we quit….
Gane has been sentenced to be the sheikhs butler
>>151601111>french faggot>support his fellow cheating french negrokek
>>151599226I couldn't watch the fight, but from what I saw, Gane did two eye pokes, and the fight got canceled.Gane vs. Tom 2 now? Or Volkov vs. Tom?
>>151601433>the descent into dementia delusion and despair continues for Ganecels
I'm done with this shit sport
>>151601486Tom’s getting cut, this sport is too mean for such a kind boy.
Fabricio Werdum got eyepoked like this, but he still came back to fight and won the fight.Anyone who says Tom couldn't see is just coping. He was getting outstruck, failed a takedown, realized the fight wasn't going like he thought it would, and then saw the eyepoke as the easy way out.
>>151601444Gane is gonna get ZUTT'd...
damn
Gane actually looked fucking good too
I push my fingers into my
>>151601433I'm not interested in the rematch at all. I'm definitely not interested in waiting another year for it to happen.
Was Volkov vs. Jailton any good? It's a surprise Volkov won. ngtl
Daner needs to dismantle the HW division they're all bums with zero exceptions
>>151601653No, it was dogshit because Almeida is dogshit and did nothing with all his 'control time'.
>>151601433I prefer Tom vs. Volkov.gne already blew his third chance, and having a fourth would only set the division back.
not posting in the brown hand thread
>>151601653No, it was a shitfest. The heavyweight division sucks and should be shut down for a few years like they did to that women's division once
>>151601653Jailton won but people are happy Volkov won because Jailton won in a boring fashion,
>>151601681It seems that this card was a complete piece of shit and I didn't miss anything good.
>>151601723It wouldn't matter, they both lost in that fight, because they just show how ass they both are.Volkov couldn't defend takedowns if his life depended on it, and Jailton can't ground n' pound and go for submissions if his opponent isn't a fat heavyweight with zero grappling
>>151601723Jailton lost. He did nothing with his control.No, laying on your opponent does not count as score.
You all like acting though and hailing MMA as the only real fighting simulation, yet you immediately cry the moment a very natural occurrence like unintentional eye pokes takes place. It's bound to happen in a realistic fighting scenario and pretending that the fighters should adapt and change their instincts to actively try to avoid eye poking is some pussy shit. If you get eye poked it's your fault, you should be aware of the danger and be able to avoid it
I don't really follow the sport, but in the build-up I've seen a lot of people saying how likeable Tom Aspinall is and how he could dominate the division for a long time and retire to boxing with his head held high.Has he shat the bed with this quit?
Great card now we get two fire kinoplex fights in a row Dana is too good to us heemers
>>151601835quite the opposite. his stock rose higher. he won the story. unfortunately ciryll gane will be released from the UFC before he rips another fighter's eye out
>>151601214I thought that was Yoel Romero??Unless your implying his weight misses DQ's him from that
>>151601835His real goal should be to angle for the title fight against pereira and then reiter to boxing afterwards.
>>151601723Jailton got outstruck by a guy he was holding on the ground
Glad I didn't wake up for this shit (around 3am my time)
>>151601873>>151601894OK
I think the solution is to instantly DQ any fighter who does eye pokes, accidental or not. No second warnings. you do it once, and you're out.
My piss smells like Cheerios
>>151601873Holy cope
>>151601936That, or doing what the NBA does with instant replay, Gane's eyepoke seemed intentional, he just threw it at Tom's face out of nowhere
>>151601909Most of the card was garbage. But the Salkilld-Hapqarast heem was unreal.
There is one title that Ciryl Gane CAN secure...And that title is "most unsuccessful title shots in UFC history". He needs one more and the record is his.
>>151601998>Gane's eyepoke seemed intentional, he just threw it at Tom's face out of nowhereWhy would he do that if he was winning the fight?
>>151602053Cause you have to do everything to win,You never know if Tom was gonna have a second wind, and throw a bomb out of nowhere, like Leon,
>>151601998Of course it was intentional, he's been doing that his whole career. His whole camp trains eye pokes. This time it backfired and his dirty melanated ways caused him to go home without the belt.
>>151602045justin gaethje has the belt for that.
>>151602244No, Joe Benavidez does with 4. Gane is just one failed title shot away from being tied for number one failure of all time.
>>151599226The narrative that Tom was gonna walk through Gane was absolutely destroyed today. It's beyond how people thought Aspinall striking was miles ahead of Gane before the fight
>>151602383He was landing the better shots though
>>151602383Tom is retarded for saying he will strike just to prove a point. Of course, Gane is a more technical kickboxer than Tom.
>>151601936the UFC doesn't do common sense.if they did we wouldn't have that stupid knee on the floor = you're not allowed to knee my head rule. we wouldn't have "first one's free" for all kinds of fouls, instead we would take a point instantly. waving off the whole fight over a foul is too much though. a point deduction is serious enough, it just needs to happen instantly every time, no warnings, no ref opinion rigging.>>151601998>>151602231this. I challenge anyone to find a Gane fight where he doesn't put his hand in the opponent's face like this at least once. you can't find one because he systematically does this in all of his fights. figueredo also used to do it when he was winning. then he stopped cheating and he's been free-falling down the rankings ever since, cheating SHIT.
>>151602053I don't know. Why did he do it?
>>151602463in the rematch Tom should wrestle and break Gane's arm. just ignore the tap and keep pulling, then apologize. first foul is free, right?
Hilarious watching Ciryl bix nood himself like that
>>151602511Tom story losses:>Striking to le prove he can knock people out>His gay tattoosStory wins:>Refusing to fight a cheating nigger
>>151601167he had one eye but no blurred vision he lost his eye to a headkick KO not some poke
>>151602576you forgot:>literally making Jon Jones retire without even having to fight him
>>151601975imagine thinking veneers and a body covered head to toe in black ink would be a good thing for a fighter
>>151602463That's cope, he tried to take him down and couldn't
Possibly the most based event in recent history.>Judges HEEM habitual crotch sniffer Almeida>The whole world is reminded that women's sports are gay>Gane finds out that blatant cheating didn't work and leaves without the belt
Reminder Gaethje got eyes poked twice, broke his nose and STILL finished Max Holloway
>>151602990i got a boner during the vern jandiroba fight
Turkey Tom don't get ya eyeballs squished playa
>>151603207I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but that means you're gay
>>151599226you guys are just contrariansnow that people are turning on tom you're all going to be his biggest fans
Gane won this fight and Tom retards can cope all they wantThe baddest man on Earth quit at the first sight of adversity against a French man
Now that the dust has settled, was the ducking warranted in hindsight?
>>151603267Reddit and youtube redditors still love clitspinall
>>151603270UH OH STINKY
>Tom gets finger poked knuckle deep in his left eyeTom says after the fight>I just got poked knuckle deep in me EyeOkay so far so good. We all agree with thatBut here's the problem:>He's holding the rag to his right eye
I am almost ecstatic
>>151603274Yes, jones was 100% correct when he said tom did not earn a title fight and hadnt done enough, his biggest win was sergei pavlovich who is basically just white tai tuivasa
>>151603307oops>>151601433
grim timesdont worry lads my boy jdm will brutally heem hugachev in a few weeks to make up for this clown show
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
TACTICAL TRVKE
>gane did no crazy finger extending, he just put an open hand out>tom's left eye had the much worse poke, but the fight was stopped over the right eye>gane was having an ideal first round, tom clearly wasn't getting the quick finish he was supposed tothere's just no denying it. gane won the battle.
Pereria is going to be the first ever three division champ and make it look easy while doing it.
>>151602463Literally shot a takedown within the first minute and 2 seconds of the fight lmao
>>151603343JaiDsM finna get packed and Pozzed by Slamdaddy sadly
reminder that the doctor said tom's eye looked fine after looking at it btw
all-time rip
heh at least Dana does keep his word. >promise that he would make it up to Volkov >hand him a free win despite being crotchsniffed whole fucking fight.
The reason Gane looked so upset on his knees after the fight is because he knows he's not gonna get let off with even the slightest amount of cheating in the rematch, which his what his gameplans usually rely on
>>151603438Did he really? KEK Glad I forgot this one was on early
>>151603456The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep
>>151603376>make it look easy while doing itBecause it is for these talent-starved lhw and heavyweight divisions Pereira gets smoked in pride/strikeforce. What does he do against a young DC or young Fedor? They wrestlefuck him to a submission
>>151603484'fraid so... poor poor tomala
>>151603438He looks so happy to not be champion, maybe that's his problem
>>151603371>he just put an open hand out>he didn't stab him he just extented his arm out towards his body with a knife in his hand
>got outstruck>got his nose wonked>got his panic takedown stuffed>quit, even though the doctor cleared him to fight BITCH MADE.
>>151603524you would think it was a knoife with how tom was crying, innit...
>>151603518knows the title is as good as his and its just another payday+belt on the waylevels
>>151603488The Dagis are better and more advanced wrestlers than dc or fedor ever were, DC got manhandled by ank.
>>151603518Unfortunately, that's not the way the world sees it... and Dana. Tom's in a world of shit. You must feel the fear going into the rematch. It's understandable.
to the newborn nursery, i'm sure
UHH SAVE ME EDDIE HALL UHH ME SON UHH ME EYE LOOK LOOK HE POKED ME STOP BOOING WAAAAH UHHH IM BLIND UHHHH IM THE BADDIST MAN ON THE PLANET
Has Jon weighed in yet?
Didn't even take a full round for Tom to give up, KWABOTY
Is kicking himself for not aura-farming Tom now? Clearly would have been an easy W for him.
Tom was getting pieced up. Got his takedown stuffed. He knew that if the match went longer, he would just get jabbed to his already bloodied nose for the next 5 rounds and lose a humiliating 50-45. So he took the first excuse to quit like a bitch. Just strip him honestly.
>>151603568Fedor won a Sambo match against one of Fazza's students
>>151603591Imagine how crazy it would be if Tom's retna detached like bisbongs.
what next for gane? almeida?
>>151603591Are they treating his vagina there?
>>151603568This is cope. Dagis don’t scale well at all in the higher weight classes. And Fedor swept Abdulmanap’s student without trouble in a combat sambo tournament. They’re overrated at anything over 200 lbs
World's baddest manJon ran from meGane won't last a roundGane has no chance to win.....acccckkkk
>>151603672>one pfp has a white eyepatch>one pfp has a black eyepatchwoah
>>151603662like 50 years ago, lets be honest anything before like 2014 in MMA terms literally does not matter
>>151603708why
Gane 4.0 would beat Jon, he has ran the necessary calculations and adapted
why didnt tom just do thus
>>151603708was that the year you were born or something
Daniel Cormier>his right eye is covered in a bandage..>..and what's crazy about that is his other eye is the one that went knuckle deephttps://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1982219734709076446
Serial Gay should be in prison
>>151603438Yeah but by that time he was already pieced up. He also clearly didn't train for this fight.
The UFC is dying with these shitty faces who don't represent the warrior mentality
just rewatched the 'fight'he didnt want the doctor to even look at it, he pushed him away and kept trying to keep him from checking lol
>oooh crazy shot from Tom!>c-cyril's didn't land>n-NO CHAT CIRYLS DIDNT LAND don't be SCHTEWPID>o-oh tom's nose is bleeding somehow. dnt know how that happened...
>>151603721Because there was no actual talent, wow fedor beat up janitors and hobbyists that have been training for like 2 years while working at mcdonalds! how impressive
>>151603708Heavyweight hasn’t evolved since 2010 so that’s telling something
>detaches your retina with a 1 finger pressure point chakra techniquethe cost of underestimating bon gamin
>Tom getting blamed for Jones ducking him>Tom getting blamed for Gane eye-poking himHow is it that nobody likes Tom? Lmao
Tom lost the first round, quit and cried. He'll go into the rematch with zero confidence Gane is easily winning. Again.
DANER JUST CALLED TOMALA A BITCH KEK
>>151603752He's White.
>>151603736Belal won the rematch
>>151603688gane ruptured his micropenis im afraid it's beyond repair and will have to be amputatedwhether or not he gets the full bottom surgery remains to be seen
>>151599226>Poatan laughing at Tom and immediately calling out Jonesretard just ruined any chance of him having a big superfight with Pereira cause he fucking quit
>>151603726That was the year i raped your whore mothers gaping cunt into the ground sending her straight to hell.
TRVTHNUKE:if Gane had actually trained for Jones and had any Takedown defense at all, he would have won easily.It's time to admit it, Gane is much much better than the rest of the HW division.
>>151603730Literally shot a takedown within the first one minute and 2 seconds of the fight. Before he was even wonked.
Gane will throw a nutshot in the first round of the rematch
>>151599686why is it no contest? should be win be disqualification?
>>151603743Is it really the current HW any better? They're all fatasses except for two or three guys
>>151603748DESU the only talented HW champion in the last like 20 years is jon jones, haters will cope but this is a certified trvth nvke
JUST HOW GOOD IS JON BONES JONES?!?!?!?!!?
*farts*
>>151603803Yeah they're trash, still stands that even some bum like tai tuivasa would absolutely sleep fedor in his prime.
>>151603752People online seriously overestimate the numbers of loudmouths who shit on guys like Jon and GaneReality is the fighters that reddit “im le heckin good guy” fans hate are the biggest fan favourites. DC was literally despised by 90% of the UFC fanbase and booed by them in his feud with Jon. Jon is beloved by the audience. Most ufc fans are just bleedsters who don’t care about fighters like Tom who are respectful and nice. It’s an evilchad sport.
i've never gambled before but i'm putting everything i have on gane in the rematch
>>151603823>covered the wrong eyeKEK
How do we protect eyes better?
>>151603806Big nog and Fedor were great, DC was great, Cain was great but injury prone, werdum was incredible and probably the best heavyweight grappler but made dumb decisions on the feet, stipe was stiff but alright, Ngannou just swung and was big
>>151603823All up in his pink piggy eyeussy
Guru was coping massively but he made a good point, Tom has been so dominant that somebody just winning a round off him without even badly hurting/dropping or almost submitting him suddenly means he's a "fraud". We'll see a much more motivated and spiteful Tom in the rematch, that'll show us where he's really at
>>151603768Why does Dana hate Tom so much??? I thought he liked active fighters. He shits on him all the time and wasted a lot of his prime years.
>>151603823i do this to my girlfriend all the time tom quit
>>151603848Do you actually believe a majority of fans like Jon?
>>151603861MMA goggles.
>>151603865Big Nog was a can who relied on every other heavyweight having shit grappling, got dropped nearly every fight.
>If anyone can match Gane's speed i-its m-me>gets jabbed profuselyThis tranny got humbled by GODne.
>>151603889The fans that matter, yes.
>>151603877thinking he'll do an aljo and need some sort of surgery so he can hide for a bit
>>151603889Yes, newfaggot.
>hon hon i am a stinky cheating french neegar hon hon
how upset are the neet bongs now that Tom has been exposed as extremely limited?
>>151603889Most MMA fans are sheep that just root for whoever wins b, doesn't matter if they did it against fat middleweights/welterweights for half of their career.
>>151603877The fraud part is when he's holding the wrong eye
>>151603854you're putting everything you have on Gane in the rematch because Gane gave Tom a nosebleed (you can get a nosebleed from blowing your nose too hard) and poked him in the eye?
>>151603889ANGERY redditor lmfao
>>151603865Cain wasn't really injury prone, AKA's retarded strength and conditioning coach destroyed his body. There's a clip of him getting Cain to do 20 fast reps of about 300lbs on leg extensions in the gym and saying something like "let's see an NFL guy do that". You're not training an NFL guy retard, you're training a cage fighter who needs his knees
>>151603877That means nothing. Only the biggest turbocazzies thought tom was going to run through gane
Fact: GODne is whiter than Tomala.
Jon Anik: his parents put him in training because he was overweight, but they own a bakery
>>151603788Gane did a few right things in that fight "on paper". Defended wrist grab and hook to crawl to the cage. Against anyone else in the UFC, and against all his training partners, you are safe from a Guillotine in the spot he was in. Jones has a crazy long humerus bone and torso that lets him sink that choke in.
>>151603889Jon board, Conor board, War Machine board dipshit
>>151603877>without even badly hurting himToms nose was quite literally broken in half, if that fight went another minute tom would of been out cold on the canvas and he knows it, thats why he quit.
>>151603917I’m talking about normal people not 4chan contrarians
If Tom got picked apart in the first he had no chance deeper in the fight.
>>151603900>got dropped nearly every fightWow, the BJJ guy is comfortable going to the ground. Insane recovery and one of the best mma chins, beat werdumHis grappling accolades speak for themselves, he had decent boxing but horrible offensive wrestling I’ll admit
>>151603889Nowadays the tide has shifted. During his 205 reign Jon fans were definitely the majority.
>>151603889Next you’ll tell me that the UFC fanbase actually dislikes Canor just because redditards think hes le rapist bad man
>>151603889Most people don't care anon. Having a strong opinion on Jones besides him being a flaming faggot and cheating nigger is peak Reddit behaviour.
>>151603889The vocal minority of redditors that spam on message boards and youtube do not make up the majority of the mma fanbase contrary to your belief
>>151603954See>>151603964
>>151603823uhhhh tommy bros???
Tom is blind thanks niggers
Tommy has been solved, he's never winning a match ever again. Its over.
>>151603964normal people cher for the guy that's winning and don't care about what Jon wrote on twitter
>>151603889The GOAT there is the GOAT there was and the GOAT there ever will be
>>151603986The same can be said of 4chan edgelord shut-ins
my cousin said eye pokes dont happen in bellator because the gloves are superiorwhy doesnt ufc just use their gloves?
Tomala verbally tapped
>>151603956this trvke post makes for very grim reading
>covers the wrong eyeKEEEEEEK he quit on purpose because he was gassed out and about to be KO'd
>>151603997No problem man.
>4chan edgelord shut-insOh xe is revved
>>151603979>him being a flaming faggot and cheating nigger Those are negative even opinions
It's currently only 5 am in india, wait a couple hours and it'll be funny how bad the cope for tomalas broken bussy gets.
>this tranny seething about muh 4chan edgelordsGo back if you don’t like it here NIGGER
>get jabbed in the nose (a sensitive area) without feeling a thing>wipe your nose blood with the back of your glove>it smears all over your mouth>absolute braindead RETARD mongoloids screencap your face and try to make it seem like your opponent absolutely fucked you upwow, there's just no winning as an mma fighter is there?
Heavyweights should be allowed to roid and remove the weight ceiling
>>151604058Now show me what GOAT Jones’s face looked like after facing GODne.
>>151604032was tom really exposed i missed the fight?he was honestly looking really good. would be really sad if hes not actually good and jon jones still ducked him
gane collected the much more valuable data. he will now be even harder to touch and more aware of the distance he wants to keep. the aspinall era has been smothered in the crib.
The entire tip, holy fuck, he could have lost an eye tonight.
>>151604016This post would of went over better on r/mma, maybe you should go back.
Alright heem I'm off to bed with a huge smile on my face>>151603979If you think jones is gay you are even beyond reddit tier online too much
>>151604056>>151604039Very telling which posters answers to edgelord shut ins
Gane now knows hes a quitter, its over.
lil Tommy fucked around and found out. This is what happens when you fight a genetically and mentally superior specimen. Take this as a lesson lil Timmys, we rule over you.
>>151604039Thats kinda racist ngtl
>>151603878>active fighters>fights once a year>quits in his annual checkup
>>151603861You go do boxing if you can't handle the risk. Simple as. Looks like Tom's considering it.. Unfortunately for him and his "dad", they don't understand that their buddy Fury makes the big bucks because he's a star and entertainer.
>>151603861The solution has always been a glove redesign that is closer to what they used in Pride but they just refuse to do itThat bullshit redesign they tried last year doesn't count, it didn't address the issue at all
I'm a 1488 Hitler dictator epicstyle
>>151604092Very telling that your sissy clitty is currently leaking.
You know it, I know it, Tom knew it: Ciryl Gane was unstoppable tonight
>>151604092A broken clock is right twice a day, porkman is right you might as well fuck off to reddit instead of whinging about banter and memes like a cunt
After an encounter with Gane. V O L U M E SOLUMES
>>151604114Ngannou made 30 million in boxing matches that nobody even watched
Tom is a quitter and is an Indian
>>151604081Gane looked better and was winning the roundTom looked chinny and had no answers
>>151604109there's absolutely no way an african person wrote this post because they know it's the other way around, so who could it possibly be?
>>151601586That poor eyelid, brutal.
>>151604141You seem quite angry and upset for someone going to bed with a big smile on his face
>>151604090I definitely won't start trying to prove shit. wait couple years and a video of his coked up ass fucking a guy will come up.
>>151604162>and was winning the roundaccording to who
>promoted to champion>retains the beltthis is not GOAT terminology
>>151604114Boxing is objectively the better sport for a named fighter, more pay
>>151604180I can swear without getting upset I'm not 7
>>151604081>>151604162>>151604149Jon beat tom without even fighting him
dogshit sport
>>151603672Bodied that deformed demented disfigured disgusting balding blind transvestite piglet fucking freak.
Francis would run through Tom like a motorcycle through an African woman.
>>151604149why so serious Gane?
>>151604058>blitz in like a retard like you've done with everyone else and find nothing but airtom was already gassing. it was clear he knew he would gas completely if he kept it up and he took the easy way out to avoid gassing and getting heemed... no one can unsee this b... it's over >>151603823 tom did the classic usman mistake and accidently faked the wrong eye.
Dana lost.Tom lost.Gane lost.Jon Jones won.
Aspinall wouldn't survive a street fight, he lost the story.
>>151604201uhhh uhhh this was the EYEPOKE that turned his face into hamburger meat not the jab he kept walking into like homer simpson
APOLOGIZE
>>151604058
Sad thing is Gane absolutely had Tom's number, he had broken Tom's nose and Tom was being forced to breathe through his mouth, he was going to fuck him up but he is just such a dumb nigger that he had to try and cheat too. It's like how rich black celebrities will still rob and kill people over like a grand. Blacks are just that fucking dumb even when they're ahead and about to prove how great they are they can't stop themselves from being criminal
>>151604197>Epic hakka face xDGoob is dead to me
I wouldn't trust Tom to defend his homeland from invaders, he would just put up the white flag and quit.
Tom Aspinall is a champion.
>>151604222there's literally nothing wrong with his face it was just a nose bleed from a jab in the beginning that he smeared over his mouth with the back of his glove
Hopefully Tom goes blind
>>151604233>Tomjeet thinks anyone cares he says le heckin nigger word to GODneYour boy. He got raped.
Ciryl Gane def. Tom Aspinall via R1 TKO (Surrender)
we saw enough. at approximately 2 minutes in, the tom timeline was derailed. we're living in gane's world now.
>>151604230lmao
>be Tom >quitkek
>>151604250So a typical whitey?
Its like when Leon was winning the first round against Belal, then Leon cheated and eyepoked and fight was a NC. So everyone thought Leon was better. Then Belal dominated the rematch. Thats whats gonna happen here with Tom dominating the rematch.
>>151604185Me
>>151604280>nowalways was
Valter Walker kills Tom
Jones would have absolutely destroyed Tom. Even Pereira destroys him. Absolute embarrasment.
Evilchads won.
Tom's gonna get heemed at the white house
>>151604309We always do
>>151604266>He got rapedBut enough about Jon
gane is caramel not black
>>151604296Except Belol got jacked like a brick shithouse machine in between fights because there was such a long gap and came into the rematch 10x stronger. Dana is already talking about the rematch for this one. Tomala has no time to change his baby diaper boy physique. It’s over.
White house card being a 1 night open weight tournament like old ufc is kino
>>151604296leon almost lost to nate fucking diaz lmao
Just close down the heavyweight division at this point
>>151604292there's a 99% chance you're from a race that was conquered and raped by whitesdon't you feel embarassed to say shit like this? you know it's not true but you do it anyway, what's the end goal?
UFC doesn't want an ugly champion
>>151604340one drop rule
>Gane vs Aspinall 2>2026
Why are you all calling him Tomala?
humble highs
>>151602606NASA analysis:Gane's middle finger impacts Tom's right eye. The middle finger is longest so that eye takes the most force. That eye doesn't get much penetration around the eyeball causing more blunt force going into the eye itself.Eyelids don't protect against blunt force.The doctor doesn't see any scratch / blood because it's blunt force trauma.Tom says he can't see, a massive disadvantage when his plan A isn't working. He knows he will lose if he continues.Before any incel, cuck, tranny, nigger has a response, poke yourself in your closed eye with force enough to ripple your cheek fat (as seen in the clip).Congratulations, you are now blind in one eye.Dishonorable discharge from Tom but lives to fight another day.Fuck cheating niggers.Case closed.
Israel Adesanya continued to fight after being eyepoked by imavov let that sink in
>>151604373God I need to breed her. Tender loving missionary baby making sex with Jandiroba with lot of kissing and hair pulling nnnggha~
Graspinall these bullshit excuses to quit lmfao
>>151604364everyone in the top 15 of the heavyweight division can heem your favorite childweight fighter with ease
>>151604401>Israel Adesanya continued to fight after being eyepoked by imavovhe then got heemed immediately after
Let's say it was the 5th round and Tom was up on the scorecardsdoes he fight on?I think we know the answer
>>151604425And is more respected than Quitmala will ever be.
>>151604368As a whitey, it's clear that whiteys have become a cucked and buckbroken race bro. Stop defending whiteys who willingly bow down to lick black feet and willingly invite invaders into their countries. Asspinall is the epitome of white cuckness.
a fight with a frenchman and he's the one who didn't quit? strange
>>151604418This
>>151604364it's so fucking over
>>151604401and you saw what happened
>>151604364Lower the weight limit to 240 or something. There‘s no reason for these fat fucks to be above that
>>151604353Rematch won't be for another year
i finally figured it out. gane just secured the schedule for gane vs tom 3 to headline the whitehouse. this was the only way it could happen.
Shit card. It was pretty cool when we all thought Nasrat was dead tho
If Tom felt that he was going to win he'd have continued, simple as.>>151604432HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF TRVKE
>>151604379>3 big fights a year >they're always shitnice "sport" lmao
>>151604439when did aspinall say this
Nigger
Tom's son will finish what Gane started and shove legos into his wonk socket
>>151604432Yep. He was already getting pieced up, he was gasping for air, he couldn't get takedowns, he barely landed anything and nothing significant. All the while, he was the GOAT and baddest ever coming into the match against Gane who supposedly had no chance. If things were going his way, he would've toughed it out. They weren't so he didn't bother.
Gane cheated, Tom didn't let him get away with it. Simple as.
>>151604456it was the only single highlight of the entire event
>>151604432He quits the same because it goes to the scorecards at that point and he wins
GANE WON.TOM LOST.eating sushi and tempura.
>>151604481Gane outlanded Aspinall by 3 strikes. Why are people acting like he was killing him
only Tom knows what happened
UHHH ME EYE ITS OVER IM BLIND FOR LIFE ME SON CALL AN AMBULANCE IM DYING UUUUHHHHH
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>>151604474Many are saying this
>>151604495Gane got away with it. He's getting his rematch (confirmed by Dana) and will be FULLY healthy going into it with zero damage taken whereas Tomala is in the hospital right now getting his ruined eye treated. Tom will be IMPAIRED for the rematch, a lamb for GODne's slaughter. He got away with it.
>>151604408Phenomenal post!
>>151604508brown people are mad the champ is still White.
>>151604530>Tom, have you ever been fingered?
>>151604530>what would it take? we just found out
>>151604530This was the moment I knew Tom would never be great.
>>151604383Tomala Harrispinall
this is all a master plan to get Jones confident and make him fight Tom.
>>151604548Dana said the rematch won’t be till 2026
The division known for pain, heems & heart no longer exists, its finally dead.
>>151604548>Tomala is in the hospital right now getting his ruined eye treated.oh but I thought he was faking the injury and no eyepoke even happened, that's what poo coloured people on heem keep telling me
>>151604481be realistic, Tom is not retarded and the view of the fans doesn't reflect his own viewHe knows Gane is a dangerous fighter and doesn't underestimate him for a second, even if he thinks he can beat himHe just decided that the risk of losing with a scratched eye was bigger and decided to larp in order to face him with 2 good eyes in the rematchIn the end Gane cheated by poking him in the eye, it's never unintentional
>>151604505Powerful
A quick prayer for Tomala's eyesight, we Ganescholars remain humble
>>151604481He looked absolutely shit and you could see the paint flaking before the 1st rd was over, a terrible look honestly
>>151604432>surviving a few minutes with one eye>fighting four and a half full rounds with one eyeThose are very different scenarios.
tom should be strippedit's not right that he can continue calling himself the champion for the next 3 months after that
Gane had him dead to rights
>>151604525>eats phone
I just hope Tom is ok. eyelid scratches are no joke. he could end up feeling a discomfort in the area for HOURS
Loving all the Tommy cope in these threads.
Tomsisters its ok, this isn't the first time tom has quit, he quit in the first match against blaydes and managed to win the rematch. I believe that xhe will win.
Does the UAE have the death penalty? It's what Tom deserves
>>151604116No. You just didn't watch pride but for a few select fights. The gloves' mitten piece constantly slipped off fingers and had to be reset. Eye pokes and face posting happened all the time, Pride refs just didn't give a fuck. When Silva was over there, he was constantly outstretching his fingers like jones used to do into the eyes, the gloves did NOT prevent fingers from being out stretched at all. Guys like Rampage just make it a thing to give props to Pride. But Rampage never eye poked in the ufc one time either. It's just a personal issue with people who eye poke. They will eye poke.
>Jon was the one that made Daner get rid of the new no eyepoke gloves because they can't heem>Tomala's eye gets obliterated because they go back to the old glovesJon is undefeated in stories.
Tom sleeping soundly with the belt tonight, Gane crying himself to sleep with no belt.
HEEMINDERTHE DOCTOR CLEARED TOMMY REDDIT TO CONTINUE FIGHTING, BUT HE CHOSE TO QUIT INSTEADTHERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE EYE.THIS SHOULD BE RULED AS A TKO LOSS FOR TOMALA HARRISPINAL.
Clean Monster would rape Gane and Aspinall in the same night
>>151604650what cope100% finish rate, all in the first roundvs a guy who got his ass whooped by a guy Tom submitted
https://xcancel.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1982219734709076446
Tom will be the first HW to quit his way to an undefeated title run. Levels.
Imagine Aspinall fighting Ngannou? LMAO
Almost 6 am in india, aspinal sisters now is our time to take over the thread.
>>151604633He "won" the undisputed belt in a zoom callThe whole thing is a shitshow
How is reddit handling their hero quitting?
This is the funniest outcome desu
Gane was the one who cried
>>151604720Tomalajeets.. .
>>151604739Ngannou literally did not land on anything on Gane
gane? the french actor? why do his fights always have such dramatic results and consequences?
>>151604777he cried at the realization his fellow man was actually no man at all, Gane scholars understand this
>>151604774Based Gane giving us shitpost material for the next month of grim apex slop
>>151604712Wow Tomala mustve dominated, huh?
>>151604783And he would still bounce Tomala's head off the canvas.
>>151604783He landed on top of him for 5 rounds
You got fucked out there kid, Gane fucked you good.
>>151604783And he could take him down which Tomala FAILED to do.Facts are Tomala is just holding the sloppy seconds belt after Jondaddy and Francisdaddy left.
This man has never complained about not being able to see out of one eye. Mogs aspiclitty to death.
>>151604815Tomsissies even Dana is calling us a diaper baby, I don't feel so good
>>151604815On the rematch, who will beenfit the most from this NC?
>>151604842Why do you refer to black men as “daddy”
Asspinall would never.
Tom pussied out full stop
AAAAAAAAAAH ME EYE FOOKEN HURT ! ME EYE ! ME EYE !!!! REF SAVE ME AAAAAAH !!!
giga cope in this threadPlenty of fighters have received far worse eye pokes and continued, stipe fucked up dc after copping heaps of em, Verdun v BrowneWasn't bad, doc cleared it and the fucktard wasnt even covering the eye that was poked bad.Absolute cowardice and the worst 'champ' the ufc has ever had
>>151604815I genuinely hope a ufc fighter kills dana someday
>>151604772go to the comment sections of the redditor mma youtubers (guru/bedtime/lucas tracy/etc) its the funniest cope imaginable.
>>151604815>kid just didn't wanna fightTomalasissies not fucking like this
This will actually turn out to be a good thing for Tom. He’s been way too nice his entire career putting up with other people being rude and disrespectful to him, this will be his Black Spider-Man/Punished Aspinall arc. We’re finally going to see Bully Tom.
>>151604842The only way Jones finishes someone with his hands is if he heems their meng
>>151604868We know. Tombabbies are coping hard.
>>151604815Dana's pissed at Tomit won't make Gane win no matter how many times you post Tom's nosebleed from a jab that he wiped all over himself with his own glove
Tom Aspinall QUIT. I’ve seen much worse eye pokes that continued. He’s a quitter.
>>151604777This is the look of a father being disappointed that his son is a loser and a failure, you should be able to recognize it considering how many times youve seen it.
>If I just say I can't see, the ref will call off the fight and Gane can't beat me...If only Tommy had this mindset
>>151604853Jon Jones is white.>>151604850Ciryl will be the more confident fighter in the rematch. He knows he can keep the fight standing and he knows he can make Tomala bleed. Tomala will be gunshy because of the eye heem and also may have vision problems.
timmy really needs both eyes to keep throwing 1-2s with his chin in the air? i'm not sure he even needs one
>>151604902Tomala lost.Again.
what does tomala mean?
>>151604942surrender
>>151604931>francisdaddy
>>151604942it's a play on Kamala, the nickname implies he is a loser and runner up to Jonald.
>>151604942Tom referred to stipe as biden and jones as trump in the part of the story gurucels leave out
We saw Tom’s bully side come out when he was swearing at the crowd, he’s going to become an anti-hero character now and /heem/ is going to start boying him, calling it now.
Negroes and jeets itt are absolutely seething that there are ZERO black champs in any division in the UFC and that Gane wasn't allowed to cheat his way to a win.
>>151604981ganeald, i fear
>>151604942It's a polish thing
>>151604904Yup. Staying in the fight would have been a win-win for Tom. If you end up getting the victory, everyone praises you for being tough and overcoming the poke, and it's that much more impressive. If you lose, you have a built-in excuse, the fans don't fault you, Reddit defends your honor, and you can just get an immediate re-match. How can you even manage to KWAB yourself so badly in that situation?
>>151605004>bully sideHe sounded like a crying bitch like Dustbin Soirier did when he was crying about gooby being le dirtbag for talm bout muh whore wife
>>151604942He said Stipe was an old man who needed to be replaced by a younger challenger like Biden. In this analogy Tom was Kamala.
>>151604891Nobody cares about him bullying the obese fucks at heavyweight. Unless he makes 205 and starts fucking up fan favorites like jiri he‘ll still be an unremarkable fighter
>>151605004you said this same thing with belal, things that will never happen 2.0
>>151605004He's friends with piers
>>151601570we talmbout THE Travis Browne?
>>151604868not how it works, and its irrelevantletting someone cheat and then continuing to fight with a huge disadvantage is the most retarded thing you can dothe fact other fighters do it shows that they're dumbthe only thing that will stop this from happening is having the event ruined so that dana is forced to change the rulesunless dana is financially impacted cheaters will keep doing it because there's no penalty for it
>>1516048912 more weeks before Saxon begins to hate.
imagine being bood by a crowd who think a human backpack is peak entertainment top kek
>>151605041
Didn't bisping fight with one eye half of his career? What is this bitch even on about
Thoughts?
Tomalajeets, you do know it's quite literally over right?The smokescreen has passed, the air of invincibility is no longer there. The whole world knows Tomala is a fraud. The ass beating Gane gave him has completely shattered his ego and he will no doubt be severely discouraged going into the rematch, which he will lose badly
>>151604942HE PUT HIS FOOKIN KNUCKOH IN ME OYE, YE FAKKIN CAMELJOCKEYS SUCK ME ASS>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Gane crawls around begging forgiveness from his new Saudi gods*what a delightful shit show
>>151605063new zealanders once again showing their mental deficiency compared to australians, why does this happen in every general.
Tomala is that faggot DC all over again>WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I'M LE HECKIN NICE GUY, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS!! NOOO!!111!1He will never win the fans over.
Tom was getting a little bit pieced up ngl but Gane ruined that shit with the most blatant eye gouge ever. Was going to be a good fight, Parker vs Wardley was great.
HE LANDED A FEW JABS IT'S OVER!
Paper champion
>>151605102Umar has a good chin
>>151605133>t. Tomala's train of thought after the doctor said he was good to continue and there was no eye damage
>>151605106I don’t think any one or Tom ever claimed he’s the GOAT, we all know he has a few losses. Just a solid and usually entertaining fighter.
Tom needs to get his shit together he was getting schooled on the feet
Burns exposed Khamzat more than Gane exposed Tom, it's not over
>>151603877Terirble cope. He wa plenty motivated and was trying hard, he just didn't have the answers for Gane and was getting frustrated. He's actually lucky the fight ended because now he can start from zero in the rematch and not do dumb shit like gas himself going all out with full power throwing at the air and doing retarded spinning shit while getting his faced mushed in by Gane's jab
>>151605150Shot barely made contact with the tip of his jaw. Equivalent to getting floored by a jab.
>>151604942Coward.
Guru status?
AAAAAHHH ME EYE LOOK LOOK SEE HE POKED IT AAAAAHHH *cries* AAAAAAH *peaks out to see if anyone is buying it* AAAAAHHHHH
>>151604116>>151604686doesnt matter anyway. most all eyepokes actually happen with the fingers already bent at the knuckles. even if you had gloves that locked your fingers into the curved position and you couldnt open them, you would have 90%% of eye pokes.the worst eye pokes have the gloves 'closed' already. people are so retarded is unreal
Tomala was breathing from the mouth after the 2 minute mark. He's a no cardio bitch and knew that GODne was about to finish him in the next round.
Khabib also lost the story lol
Kek at how angry tommy got>wot? WOT! Dont you boo me! Dont you FACKING boo ME you wankers!Gane wins the rematch.
>>151605218>Tomala was breathing from the mouth after the 2 minute mark.So was Gane
>>151605176Khamzat didn't quit after 4 minutes
>>151605189Getting kneed in the face is not equivalent to a jab
>>151605230Tybura beat both
tomsisters....
Genuine question: is there any situation where throwing your hand forward with your fingers spread is a legit move? All I can think of is trying to grab the wrists for wrist control but that wouldn't need your hands right in front of the other guy's face.
>>151605195The Frenchman that cheats? Yes quite cowardly.
Gane Champion
>>151605254LMAO
>>151604981>Jonaldkekked
WHY TF ARE YOU BOOING ME
>>151605232Yeah, Tom's an idiot for actually expecting class from an Arab crowd
the bri'ish just aren't warriors. simple as.
The Demiurge is keeping Gane from becoming champion but it will not be able to stop him forever.
>>151605254KEK
>>151605259this historical revisionism is so silly, tom headbutted ganes hand.
>>151605176Did this come from guru? Insane level of cope
All this card proved is Toilet Asspinall would get his asswhooped and fucking heemed in a street fight and snitch to the cops and press charges. Dude's a bitch.
>>151605254THE UFC FANBASE HAS TURNED ON TOMALA HARRISPINALL DEAR OH DEARSTOP FOOKIN BOOIN 'IM 'IS OYE SOCKET WUZ A FOOKEN BALLEWN
>>151601570Because you were behind his eyes and saw with them?
>>151605300Arabs dont accept quitters like westerners do. really says alot
>>151605214True. I guess the only thing that would really stop them is the gloves with leather over the fingers. But those all have seams and 100% a material going into the eye like a seam is going to hurt way worse than human flesh of a finger going in. We would see more actual cuts to the eye stopping the fight.They should at least make guys cut nails painfully short. Izzy’s mail length is crazy
Honestly think Gane sensed momentum due to the nose bleed and thought he could get away with a cheeky eye poke to capitalize on it. They should probably just DQ for eye pokes already because it's almost a meta to fish for a couple of them in hopes the ref won't notice.
>>151605165>I don’t think any one or Tom ever claimed he’s the GOATYoutube "experts" did. Actually, no, scratch that, calling him the GOAT is reasonable in comparison. They called him goofy things like the most dangerous man in the history of mankind. Looking at you lucas tracy and mma guru.
he'd never quit a fight like this
>>151601724 well, there was this I guess.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vAaQk-D5VNE
>>151605254Disgusting foid
>problem with your sight tomala?
>>151605248The least dense part of the leg skinning your jaw by a hair is probably less impactful than a jab. Still put Umar in prostration lmao
>>151605254brutal
Tom lost the story so incredibly. It's baffling.
Tomala is the second baddest non obese man at heavyweight in the UFC organisation after GODneBaddest man on the planet is still Ngannou or Jones i fear
conspiracy theory: gane and jones are the same person
>>151605254this woman is azerbaijanithis is islam in the year 2025
>>151605125Surely fighters realize by now that no one actually cares about them as a person? They‘re just animals who are meant to satisfy our thirst for violence
I guess tom doesn't see a way to seek victory.
>>151605453Francis has more bodies than Jon. Jon is just an angry yt boi in negro form.
>>151605397It's true. And I'm sadly afraid to admit that, I fear...
>>151605421The knee is not the least dense part of your leg
guru not taking the no contest well
Pereira has much better grappling than Fraudne btw, he would be able to nullify Tomala's grappling too and HEEM his bitch ass into faking an eye poke and surrendering too. Sadly Tomala is never getting the white house fight after this shameful display, Dana practically called him a pussy faggot in the conference, Pereira vs Jones is all but confirmed.
>>151605460Azeris are Sh*a
>>151605254What a glorious day, gane lost but tom lost so much more, it couldn't have gone any better.
>>151605495jon was facing his heroes and future contenders, francis was fighting bums thinking about retirement
>>151605254BLOODY HELL
>>151605373MMA YouTubers were the worst thing to ever happen to this community
>>151605214contrarian pseud retardworst eyepokes always happen in UFC
>>151605366Imavov did the same. Anytime ciao was stringing together some strikes and getting into the fight he immediately got eyepoked or hit in the nuts. At least i have another fighter i get to hatewatch now
>>151605562Francis killed a young woman and Kobe. Who has Jon killed?
>>151605524po-tate-o po-tat-o
>>151605460wtf i didn't know sizzas were like this???? i thought they were towels and brown
>>151605641>>151605641>>151605641
>>151603743here is a fun factfedor finished a prime roided andre arlovski faster than tommy finished the 50 year old version
>>151605352they take the zutting to the end like real men.
>>151605041tbf dustbin used to bitch about a whole of stuff but did a whole of cheating himself like the time when he kneed eddie in the rematch, sneakily grabbed the fence against goobs, spat on pedo max
>>151605460Azeris are Turks and you know how Turks are.
Dreadful
>>151601148That guy must be nonwhite. Probably a Muslim.
>>151602451these dickheads keep posting the point scores like they weren't watching the round. Tom landed nastier shit
>>151603250
>>151604844and he got buttraped by mvp
>>151599902not for long. This was the shogun vs machida 1. We know what should have happened the next time it's going to be corrected.
How humble will the highs be when Gane finally gets the belt and fulfils his destiny of being the UFC HW GOAT.
