alriNorthern Ireland Open Final tomorrowWomen's Snooker Open begins on Monday>schedule: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>previous: >>151288008
>another rerack & ania opI can live with this
Anime.This will be me and the boys, if the final is Jebb v Jegg, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>151599474Very prestigious!
Mork wtf are you doing
The people in the crowd who keep yelling out need to be shot.
>>151601182Good thing the Pistol's in the building then
>no bo3
>>151494354I hope your're are happy with yourself
>>151601440>doubting bobbins' lust for deciders
>>151601472YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
Boyboys, we are entering a new golden age of Boyposting
My corona vacation is ruined.
surely, judd will let jecc win just to prevent him from topping himself at some point?
Jegg bros... We're 9-1 down
>I have to go see this shite live tomorrowI am, for the first time in my life, g'wanning jegg with my entire spirit. If he's ever going to win, it had better be when I'm there to witness it
>>151602489>he beat the Boi in a non-ranking CL group match>ended up last in the Groupthats so Jegg
A little preview of tomorrow's final
>>151602759And everyone else in the group (including the player who withdrew) has since won a ranking event
>>151602613Try and let us find you in the crowd!
Morning lads, how are we?>Jegg gets to a final>Faces the boy againlol, lmao even
>>151602613>I have to go see this shite live tomorrowOh no no no no...>g'wanning jegg with my entire spiritBased. At this point I'm actually sorry for him, just let him have something already.
>>151613990The more things change, the more they stay the same. This is a source of comfort to me.
>>151602613>>151613990It's going to be 10-4 to the Boy and there is nothing any of us can do about it
>>151615354different kind of Neverending Story
>>151615715It's more like the ending of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
>>151615715Yeah where (we) are the dragon fella and Judd rides us until we die>>151615883lel
>>151614199>just let him have something already.But if Lisowski reaches a final against Trump and wins it, everyone will think Trump just let him win. He needs to beat someone else in a final. Surely he could beat Tom Ford or someone.
GWAN YOUNG JACK
>>151616714>Surely he could beat Tom Ford or someone.Steady on, that's a Shppt-Put winner you're talking about.
Hokey-Cokey Pig in a Pokey!
>Jock
In an everchanging world, in which nothing is certain, Eurosport (the Home of Snooker) preempting any previously scheduled Snooker session with cycling/mountainslide/snowshoot/snowjump being the North Star of broadcasting is reassuring and comforting.
>Jack Frostski
>>151617301>Pot-cho frio
>"He doesn't want the cueball on the cushion">Crowd claps>"That's probably the worst place for the ball to finish up">Clapping stops>Jack plays a safety which was never going to go in>Crowd gasps
Wouldn't be a Final without someone in the crowd dying >>151617360Ahh the knowledgeable Norn Irish crowd lel
>>151602613I hope it wasn't you who just died in the crowd ;_;
GWAN JOGG>>151616714That shouldn't be the case, since Jebb beat him a couple of times already.>>151617208Based Eurosport.>>151617360Kek.
>>151617402but it's how he would have wanted it
I never understand how they know when someone has died in the crowd. You never hear someone go "ACK!" in the middle of a match. They never thrash around on the floor screaming about demons. I'd like to think that if I had some medical crisis (and I could well; I'm an unhealthy guy), they would just quietly lead me out without having to stop the match.
GWAN JEGG
>>151617512>I'm an unhealthy guyt. Jokes aside, i assume it's the people around them asking if they are alright while they quietly die or trying to get a staff members attention that is the cause of the noise.
Bros... this is Jeggs timeI feel it Check em
>>151617674I'm sensing that we might need another independent tribunal about this match a couple of years from now.
>>151617674So close...
>jag
>>151617674Resentment Jegg knows he doesn't have the makings.
>>151617915Small hands... that's his problem.
High IQ Kubol pot from Jack there
>>151617674>Check emYou could have had post number 15-16-17-18-9 if you'd posted around 35 minutes earlier.
>no pellewI ain't watching!#boycottWST
>>151618267and no desi in the desibox
>Jegg the Peg
>>151618340>we have desi at home
>jebb the pleb>>151618372lel
Judd is looking nervous. He knows he's facing a new Jack. A FEROCIOUS Jack. A FOCUSED Jack.
>>151618497I am getting progressively more confident that we are witnessing rigging here.
Jack might just be mindbroken when it comes to finals. So many mistakes.Captcha: Whyy8
Lmao @ all the people going into this expecting a nawty Snooker extravaganza and getting a 8+ hour zest fest instead
Why are they clapping at every shot?
>New Jack City
>Dregg
>Judge Dregg
>>151618672Final cazzies
It's over.
Boyboys. getting a bit worried here.
We are so back.
>>151618962Yes! For Jupp Scrump!
>>151619078
Just tuned in, would this still be Jack’s first title? or did he win one whilst I wasn’t paying attention?
>>151619078>>151619110
>>151619167yeah would be his first
>>151619167He still hasn’t won one, and it’s becoming a proper meme with the commentators and pundits joining in and bringing it up whenever they speak to him.
>>151619243Jokes on you, i enjoy Subthreshold Depression!
>>151619289Based STD enjoyer
>>151619244>>151619258Ok, thanks.
>>151619533I, too, like Stone Temple Drivers.
>j-ack>jugg
It's so over.
Let him win Jodd you heartless bastard
>>151619976Both players love coming from behind so I wouldn't count either out just yet
these doubles are /nawty/
Jegg is on FIREAnd he'll STILL lose!
J A C K T U R Y
Guess who's back, back again?Jeggy's back, tell a friend.
Gwan Jacques L'Sowski
>>151619688For me, it’s Shaun’s Tummy Distension.
>>151618542>Confess to a foul>It wasn’t even a foulIan Mill QC is going to be very busy once Jack finally has this trophy.
>>151620640this is some high level riggery
GWAN JACKIE CHANSKI
>Best of single-digitsboybros...
Boyboys how do we recover?
B O 9
gettin' Jeggy wid it
>>151621280>>151621300>jack might actually beat jedd in a finalwill hell freeze over? what is this timeline?
>>151621376I don't think I can be happy again in a world in which we cannot dunk on Jegg for never winning a tournament.
>>151621376>jack might actually beat jedd in a finalNot any more, now that you said this.
>>151621376>Jinx Luckowski
>>151620640jack lisowski has never won a ranking event or any other professional tournament dishonestly
>>151621300We spell it like B O Y... just fyi
>>151621434Agreed. It's another split/cursed timeline situation like when Brelel won the worlds.>>151621560>>151621435heh if my jinxes worked we wouldn't be watching at NawtyBoys Final.
>>151621684Body Odour Yellow?>>151621885Would it be nice if it worked when you wanted it to.
Puzzlel coming up in the next 30 mins (depending on my competency)
>>151625496haha, im sure itll be greatthanks for your efforts
>>151625496I'm leaving as soon as I notice something gay.
what's a good image upload site now that >we Brits can't use imgur?
>>151625496Sweet thx man>>151625764So it can't involve either finalist...noted>>151626041Imgbox maybe (i've never used it)
>>151626041You can't use imgur at all, or need to verify your age to use it?There was imageshack, but no idea if it still exists. The only other alternative I know would 4chan.Oh, wait. I thought it was only for webms, but you can upload pictures to catbox.moe
>>151626041I needed to transfer a photo of my bathroom once and I just uploaded it to a random /b/ thread. The image will have a URL there if you click the filename, so that might work.While I wait the 120 seconds, here is a random image from /b/ just to test if it will work: https://i.4cdn.org/b/1761495610148699.jpg>>151626226I think Imgur just region-blocked our whole country. Puzzlanon could use a VPN, but if he doesn't have one already it probably wouldn't be worth it.
Ended up using catboxhttps://jigex.com/Mwxxdhttps://jigex.com/Mwxxd
>>151626497>I needed to transfer a photo of my bathroom once and I just uploaded it to a random /b/ thread. The image will have a URL there if you click the filename, so that might work.your bathroom is now part of the 4chan /b/ archive
>>151625764
The Undertaker leaves to be desired recently. I don't remember him this weak. Is it his chink gold digger sucking the life out of him?
my standard-ass dmax tv channel broadcast has such poor resolution
>>151626884*closes tab*
>>151627081is it the same commentary as on TNT?
>>151627272sorry, ive got it muted as i prefer listening to music
>>151626584I found the ania piece and now I don't want to let go...
>JigglisowskiHeh.>>151626584Wew, that was hard.
>>151626584Cheers
Not sure how I fucked up the layers where Lelby's bowl of lemons is>>151627431I wish you both happiness <3
>>151627272I think so; it was some whispery guy earlier, possibly Joe Johnson. It's basically just Eurosport's coverage.
>>151627057Yes. (we) have also come to this conclusion.
>>151627998top stuff lad
>bo7ohnonono boyboys...
Jedd is throwing this game, but I respect him for it
>>151628210Just realized this is a bo17
>>151627998lovely stuff
>>151628353
>>151627272Current commentator on DMAX sounds like Neal Foulds, if that helps.
>>151628472I'd love to have that as a door stopper>>151628721>they've hired a neal foulds impersonatorwoah...
>>151627081I’m glad it’s not just me. Now that I’m NEET, I just look at phone and computer screens all day, and it’s destroying my vision. I can’t see shit if it’s more than arm’s length away. And I’ve been struggling with DMAX and wondering if it was my fault for just spending 12 hours a day shitposting here.
>>151629160haha, youre all good man, resolutions awful
Just three more JackBros. ez.
B O 5>>151628945>I'd love to have that as a door stopperIt's all fun until someone asks who it is.
I think someone will win the next frame, and then someone else will equalize
what happens to all the memes if jegg wins?will anyone think of the meeemes?!
>>151630156Imagine the memes when he loses the decider
>>151630156Do not redeem the title, sir! Please, sir, think about the memes!
>>151630156we're gonna have to meme jak jones or ben woollaston
>>151630731Come now. Neither of those players seem like the sort to come on the Boy.
>>151630731How about Moody?
>Jack in the box
we're getting the full Lisowski experience
>>151631088Seems rude to make fun of a small child
>>151631777Me on the right
norty
>>151631777bloke's close to suffocating from all the suspense
>>151631777trips of nawty potting and hahaing
>>151630120one of my numerous online friends of course!>>151630278delicious, can't wait>>151630731we're gonna need bigger shitters than that
classic
>>151631953>bigger shitters than thatRyan Day
>Jack and Black(ball)
day of the jackal
two frame Boy surge coming right up
Judd is shook
R E R A C K>>151632712T H R E E R A C K
>>151631673He's 19. I feel he has a long career of not winning ranking events before him. Like, maybe even 20 years since becoming a pro.
>>151632885>re-rackPrestige ++++
Caaam on Jack brose, send all your energy.
oh boy oh boy do we like a rerack yes sir
Crazy amount of doubles in this match
>>151632510with no cider? what is wrong with you?
>>151632943take my energy young Jack
>>151632943I shall redeem all my positivity to Jegg-ji _/\_
>>151633202The Boy depises Cider
Habbening status?
>clapping frame losing postitional shots Lol lmao
the lovely Isabella
>>151633730They’re both choking constantly. The decider is going to be an all-time great snooker frame.
>>151633217>>151633307Based High potent energy sender, Its working brose. One more frame
I can't take it anymore
>>151633885>aye that's the plan
Surely Jegg will take it from here
>when your first ranking title in 15 years on the tour is the Northern Ireland Openmust be quite underwhelming
Imagine if Jack chokes this now. Holy shit.
>>151633994a title is a title
>>151633994You never really settle until you get your first title on the board
>>151633986>>151634023uhhhh... jacklads...
>>151633994and it'll be his only one for quite some timewho knows, he might end up like mark king
>jude frump
>>151634103
>>151634176errrmm... jack-o-lanterns...
>>151633994The arena looks quite good and the players have all talked about how much they like this event. The Northern Ireland Open is better than the Welsh Open or Scottish Open, I would say.
D E S I C I D E R
>>151634598J A C K L I S C I D E R
jackdaws... it's starting to look bad...
>>151634253Banned from the tour?
B O 1
I can’t wait till this decider is over so I don’t have to hear that fucking song from the adverts every ten minutes.
>>151634755Judd’s the one rigging it, so that would be a bit unfair.
J C I D E R
gwan all the Boys (on the baize)gwan all the Girls (on my lap)
Intense final for all good Jack sirss. CAAAM ON JAAAACK.
This has another rerack written all over it.
>jeff loseoutski
>>151634902>Kanye West would be so interesting Jack “Based and Redpilled” Lisowski
All you really want in a decider is 3 or 4 chances
>>151634755just having norn ireland open under his belt and then doing something really stupid and never getting another chance of winning another oneyes, that would be /kino/
!!
FINISH HIM OFF JUDDNIE HE’S A MUG
THAT POTTTHAPPENING
>>151635439GWAANNNNN JACK
>KURWACan't say that on tv!
>>151635144Just 5 or 6 chances, that's all you need
>that woman's death screamLmao
It’s catching…
Fuckin hell Jack.
Judd took a dive
Judd is throwing this
lol wtf is this
boy has a couple grand on jegg
>rigging_in_progress
Those two easy reds... Judd must be very disappointed right now.
JACK, YOU ARE NORTHERN IRELAND CHAMPION!
big ups the younger Boy
>Judd saying 'it's about time man'lel
The curse is broken.
Asterisk trophy I'm afraid.
Congratulation, Jack the winner of one ranking title.
Aww snooker friends
These two benders...
>>151635787>Jack Lisowski, one
>>151635766kek
>Crying when he winsOh great. He’s another Kyren. Judd should have tried a bit harder to prevent this.
Now this is post final kino
not sure this counts given he bottled it twice in that final frame and Judd fucked up
Can we still call him jegg?
Is Judd a shitter now?
Rigging confirmed.
J A C K E D
>>151635885Do not speak ill of Dubai's Son Judd Trump
Noppon is now the main focus of my mockery.
>6 or 7 years oldbro literally dropping memes
A quick word for Abi's chebs
>>151635885>hasn't won a ranking event for 11 months
>I love youGaaaayyyy
>>151635994washed
Well done jack brose, all those memes works.
>>151636019good work for precious title win and gorgeous trophy sirs _/\_
>>151636008>win ranking event >come out of the closet Based?
He really is such a Chad. He’s so based. No wonder everyone loves him.
>>151636019Who'll win the WC first Ding or Jack?
Jack Winowski
Having an old Russian man talking over all of this really adds to the moment
snucker
>Jack wins an event before Judd this season hmm....
Trump is finished.
>>151636099>Who'll win the WC where is the 3rd option? Kyren wilson.
>Lisowiski's uncle is Stephen LangCool
Jimmy White mentioned “Ying Tong” again! Who is that?
>>151635885jegg took his soul
>>151636190He already has one, so i'm keeping with the trend of first time winners.
>>151635885>Losing a trophy to the shit BrecelYes, he’s finished.
>JackWinsLolNever thought i'd see the day but here we are... maybe Ding can finally win a World Championship
this feels unnatural somehow...like something's broken
>>151636515AI has gone too far. I don’t think there even is a Northern Ireland Open.
I was here on this glorious day.
>>151636294>keeping with the trend of first time winners.Sorry for misunderstanding good sirs. Lets give one to Ding brose next.
>>151636593We are all in a facility {the Mattioli Arena} locked in pods, being forced to dream this.
>>151636593I don’t think there even is a Northern Ireland.
>>151636676Salut RARE
No pics of the lovely Isabella?
>>151636714>>151636748> We all are in Dream of Jack
>>151636860Sorry but this a gay thread>>151636862 see
the Boys have had their fun (haha)tomorrow the Girls's are back on the baize at the prestigious Hi-End Snooker Club (Bangkok)
>>151636862oh great...get me out of here!
>>151637345and you just KNOW it will all be streamed on YT
>>151637588y-yeah, sure haha
Shit, Jack won his first ranking event.
>>151641440>>151636425>>151636515Fucking hell, I missed all of the action on Saturday and Sunday and THIS what I wake up to?!>>151599241>>151599474>>151599707Alri. Here we are then.>>151637345>>151637588Once again a further proof that the Girlgang reigns supreme>>151636759Did Alan lanalyise Jegg's victory?
>Fell asleep at like 8pm>Missed Jegg popping his ranking cherryFUCK
Just popping in to post this picture that I made back in January 2023 when he got to the quarter finals of the World Grand Prix (he lost). Since then, a version of this with Dotty has become quite popular so it probably doesn't work that well anymore, but I still have to post it.Remember lads - if Jegg can do it, so can you.
And now for some REAL snooker:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_wpnCgVsuM>>151646086>a version of this with Dotty has become quite popularIt's now outdated. Yours makes more sense.
I hope you are, you toxic bastards.
>Alfie Burden not in champion of champions as Lisowski is inI guess it's not all bad news. Not sure why he'd even be in the CoC anywa- Wait, of course Seniors, prestigious as it is, would count. Makes sense now.
Trump should be investigated for that final frame.
>>151646216>Ronnie O’Sullivan, meanwhile, gets the remaining invitation as the highest-ranked player who didn’t win anything during the last year.gwan!>The criteria has been met with mixed reaction, with many questioning the validity of letting O’Sullivan in at the expense of others who actually got their hands on a trophy.does nothing and still makes people seethe, pure skill>It isn’t completely guaranteed that O’Sullivan will accept his invitation given how he has twice refused it in the past and his recent history of withdrawals generally.rude>That could open the door for Burden again, but Ding Junhui would be the next highest ranked player who is not qualified and it’s unclear whether or not the position could be filled by the Chinese star instead. Year of Ding non-stop all the way
>>151646715>p-please, Ronnie, come, think about the advertisersS H A M E L E S SThis would NEVER happen in women's snooker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwPVl65CaEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64jm96sPG4M(Bai in the second one.)GWAN THE GIRLS
>>151644880>Did Alan lanalyise Jegg's victory?I don't think post final lanalysis is a thing unfortunately.>>151645783>Fell asleep at like 8pmYou're an old man now >>151646839Finally, the event we've all been >waiting for.
what the hell lads did jack actually win???
Bai won, obviously.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3fLxVbSo4>>151646962>he fell for itOh no no no.
>>151646962Yes, or at least that's what the holographic simulation wants us to believe. >>151646974>Bai won, obviouslyNow back to our regularly scheduled programming
>>151646974>>151646991I understand, the "game" of snooker never changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSGVUqEfUZMBai again.>>151646991>>151647077Yes. Boy couldn't go on for once, but Bai can, as always. But in the end, what is snooker? A miserable pile of balls.
And the Girl goes on. Hasn't lost a frame yet.>Jack Lisowski is the 79th player to win a ranking event
>>151647713She cannot be stopped
>>151646933Until yesterday Jack saw pic rel whenever he looked in the mirror.
>>151602613I can't believe I saw this happen. I really did get caught up in the G'WANNING. I will miss >jegg posting>>151617402No, and >>151617512 I assure you they definitely make noises that the TV mics don't pick up. That guy sounded like he hurled up a lung.>mfw when seeing the snooker 3 times and getting to witness blubb flump it in 2 finals
>>151648464Did you take any pictures, or meet any snooker celebrities?
>>151648464>I really did get caught up in the G'WANNING. Would be very hard not to, the atmosphere during the final frame was wild.
A nice looking free game just appeared on Steam. This is related to snooker, because it was made by Thais (from the prestigious Chiang Mai University).>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3422930/Whisper_Of_Anima/If you play, at least you'll have something to say, if you get a chance to meet Mink or Bai (not that one).
>thinkallthstyraceloingidoneinkaetsicninhsascaughtupeithme:(
>>151652057>thinkallthstyraceloingidoneinkaetsicninhsascaughtupeithme
>>151652057Voynich script got nothing on willo's hashtags.
>>151652057So, he thinks "all the [tyraceloing] I done in [kaetsicnin] has caught up with" him. Is Kae Tsi Cnin a holiday destination? Can you tyracelo there?
>>151652343"traveling"?
>>151652354Yes! Good work! We're nearly there!If Mark Williams knows anyone called Kate, then frankly I still can't get that last word.
>>151652343>Kae Tsi Cnin a holiday destinationKaetsicninh could be a place in Wales somewhere.
both Bai (good) and Bai (meme) are in action tomorrow
>>151653319Mink and Ng too. You could even say: all the lasses.
>>151653662Tempted to have this piece printed and keeping it on my lap in times of need.
The Mink Sisters and Ng has already begun destroying.Next is Ng:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8hw1_SUsRg
And Bai (Yulu):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTUicwoAu-g
>>151670406>it's already finished
>>151599241That redhead is really cute.
Bai (Yulu):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8rus_9PwbMMink (soon):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O2S_36hW68>>151670629Never in doubt.
And that's all for today. Now we >wait.Our four girls won 4 out of 4 matches each. Bai, Bai and Ng still haven't lost a single frame. Mink lost Mark Selby, one.
>>151670640Not as cute as Pellew however >>151671379>Mink lost Mark Selby, one.To Liu Ziling... another Y(af)CP on the rise?
Some Men's Snooker while >waiting for the ladies >The inaugural WIRAKA Classic Cup is hosted by WIRAKA Group and organized at 2 Cue Snooker & Cafe, Klang from 20-30 October 2025. >100 players from 8 countries including host Malaysia competes for a total prize money RM 79,000. Champion takes home a lucrative RM 28,000 cash prizehttps://www.youtube.com/live/3yovhAOwATE?si=kt1xp-C7frYHIgAb
Finally, a cat that makes sense.>>151671641Perhaps we will see her on the tour one day. For now, men are safe.>>151671854The problem is, most of it was while women were playing. Their scheduling skills have failed. Why would a man even play when women are at the table? Like, nobody cares, better watch and learn.
Anna bump
>>151655198you better put it in your breast pocket to keep her close to your heart
