aussie retain another bilateral trophynz vs eng ODI on in just over an hour
>‘A stain on India’s image’: Suspect paraded after two Australian cricketers stalked, ‘touched inappropriately’hmm.. what exactly was India's image before this?
YFO
>>151604647>what exactly was India's image before this?a stain on the indian ocean
The Irish seem intelligent compared to Australians
/cric/'s most famous irishman had to travel to shitdia just to get redpilled on how bad it is so I have my doubts about that theory desu
>>151604520>mfw >we win another odi, test, and ashes by absolutely BTFOing absolutely anyone >we play against
are we sure it wasn't bard that groped those women?
>>151606233he hasnt posted since the news dropped
check his itinerary
>>151606259this but u/maxwellhill since ghislane maxwell was arrestedreally makes you think
Future of engl*sh cricket
GONE FUCK OFF KEK
Another one bites the dust
Lmao the GFOAT >poot clean bowled get the fuck back to pavilion
just tuned inis 5-3 a good score on this pitch?
kek this might be some kino
Test
>>151606467I am not racist but this concept of a frenzied stabbing definitely has an international flava attached to it. I am just convinced it occured in Harrogate in the 1950s
t20 is not real cricket and snoozyland isn't a real country
60-6 isn't a real score either
ODI isn't cricket either
Is getting humiliated by the Kiwis good preparation for the Ashes?
>>151609337yes actually, we will be humiliating them also
>Rohit Sharma awarded player of the series
kek we're gonna lose after having them 56/6
Yeah I don’t think the ashes are coming home
yeah we lostoh well
this innings break panel is absolutely grim
kane grimliamson
>KANE WILLIAMSON>KANE WILLIAMSON>KANE WILLIAMSON>KANE WILLIAMSON>KANE WILLIAMSON>KANE WILLIAMSON
Prerequisite reading for this year's Ashes? I want to get up to speed on all the latest information.
imagine having your last name be arse lol
>work put me on for days 2 & 3 of the first ashies testfuarrrk it's not the whole day at least but i'll miss like half of those two days
this bloke's hair is too neat
nice oval
>>151613040isnt there a big factory next door?
wish I could live on an oval
>>151612934>days 2 and 3damn, that's two thirds of the test. unlucky
Zneed
Luke Wood drop that
Think >we have lost this one
might drink a beeralso this one does indeed appear to be not out, nice pooview
>5-3>sleep>wake up>check scorecard>135 & 46 out of 224Power of mong inbreeding
POOLAPSE LMAO
why do English bowlers wear gold chains? are they niggers?
if any team could lose from here, it's the new zealish crap caps
the ABC sunday midday movie was Muholland Drive, the world of my childhood is no more.
>>151614032>9 carat>9/24>37.5% """gold"""Lmao timmys are funny no wonder they're all on the dole
given the results over the last day or so, should the ashes actually be contested by India and New Zealand?
>losing to peewee shittersGood precursor for the (knob r)ashes
>home team wins a cricketing matchI am SHOCKED
>>151614169Would be more competitive. Peewees deserve more tests. Convicts will doctor the pitches to be more spicy to steamroll the flat track engl*sh shitters
The south asian in here is a fucking head case
>>151614285which one
No such thing. Just as there is no european continent which merely a penninsula of Asia. There is the Indian Continent.
>>151614308the "british" one
would do unspeakable things to grace hayden
>>151614530this but britjeetand by unspeakable i mean allegedly commit a crime
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQQUfDpktau/
>>151614530just looked her up and.. meh, not for me.
>>151614330You are genuinely mentally ill
connections got me stumped
>>151614698heres a hint: box
>>151614627India is it's own continental plate, it is separste from the Asian plate. You are the western penninsula of the Asia continent. West Asian subcontinent if you like, timmy shitter
record player sperg you in mate?
>>151614924>YouThink you need to check your flag. Unless you're subconsciously admitting you're too proud to actually live in India.
>>151614989>no argumentI accept your defeat
realistically can we win the ashes
>>151614989>proudlmao
>>151614989It's comical, he's always making comments showing how resentful he is yet presumably lives in Britain.Crazy we have allowed and facilitated a situation like that to occur in our homelands.
>>151615074this kills the shitjeet>makes 200 posts about grimdia being great but he'd genuinely never live there
Just an endless ordeal of civility that we have to pick up the tab for socially, culturally, even conversationally like this.
jeets go homeseb can stay x
Mad how Bard has been to India more times than Zachy's LARPing Indian persona
>>151615010>defeatYou live in a country you actively hate but brag about being from a country where you'll never actually want to live.>>151615091He's a total fucking retard like all of them.
>>151615013Bigger jobber than Don Fraudman>>151614924>>151615162>still no argument to my post*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>151615194On which tectonic plate do you currently live?
>point out west asian subcontinental hypocrisy>they immediately start REEEEEEEEEingCan you show me the independent continental plate of europe? I'll wait>>151615212The Western penninsula of the Asian plate, my West Asian subcontinental brethrin
last time I checked tectonic plates never stopped india aka the raj being subjugated as they should be
on the morettis
holy shit the kiwi women are embarrassing
>>151615269>The Western penninsula of the Asian plate, my West Asian subcontinental brethrinSo not the Indian plate as you clearly desire but as we all know will never be a place you'll reside. Therefore you are also a "Timmy shitter" and not an actual Indian.
reminder there is ample, ample footage of danni wyatt getting her minge devoured
>>151615295>still can't refute that there is no europeam continent Behold, according to your "logic", the South European subcontinent
>>151615335>gets called a South Asian>cries about tectonic plates instead
>trust me lads, I LOVE this country my parents fled from to literal Africa and then the UK for. it's the best place ever even though I only went as a child and the streetshitting is overstated ok!?not the most believable narrative zachy mate. invest in some new writers
>>151615335always assumed madagascar was on a fault because of how flat the east coast is. in fact I swear I recall Arthur C. (the c is for cunny) Clarke going on about it in a book about SCUBA. naturally given the spirit of the age, I'm calling bullshit on this map and those egghead geologists are all lying fags.
>>151615363>corrects hypocritical timmy shitter terminology>timmy shitters cry and resort to ad hominems*whistles Soul Limbo*
got my third-world islands to the right of third-world land-masses mixed up. meaculpa
bed time just called
bought an A1 size Nausicaa of the valley of the wind post
er
smudge bats on tuesday
Poo
John lewis wardrobe arriving tomorrowOrdered it literally 3 months ago
wow your personal contributions to the bedsit might get up to 3 figures now
the presidents of the united states of america (1995)
Train drivers now top 10 paying professions in UK BasedLaptop thumbers seething
>>151615684I have literally put like 5k of my own hard earned PARSIQ in
morgan freeman died :(
>>151615742why
>>151615712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwkXYB4nHs
And rightly so , and that’s without overtime ( I only rarely do it )
>>151615714t. laptop thumber
The disgraceful malevolent beeb shitters not even showig the USA v Nepal scorecard. Thankfully the heartful Indian Cricbuzz/Cricinfo websites are. Nep 69-2 chasing 262
>>151615824looks like someone who didn't win a single game in 19 years (i assume, don't watch womens cric but i'm guessing we're terrible at it)
>>151615742no sticky on /tv/ = didn't happen
>>151615824Father time is undefeated
>>151615840not seething though important distinction
They say you shouldn't put hydrocortisone cream on your dick, but I think it's bollocks
>>151615937there are probably a lot of things you shouldn't be doing with your dick
only use mine to piss haha
>the White Ferns bow out of this World Cup in Vizag. For England, a semi-final in Guwahati against South Africa awaitsfairly certain some of those words are made up
what's your 14mm max hang PR lads?
>>151605377I hope the lefty dickhead got molested
>>151616053this is what happens to you if you put strange substances on your dick
>>151615742Vaxx peddler got what he had coming
>>151615964Good lad. Keep it in your pants.
bard hasn't been heard from in a while. did he even make it to nepal? last I heard he was shitting out curry puddles 24/7 in bindia. tried to warn him his reddit: the holiday was a grire undertaking
The hissing of west asian subcontinentalsHenceforth wasian subbys
>his references are all westernlmao the jeet flight parents really fucked up and caused a massive identity crisis in this poor lad. doesn't belong to either the UK or shitdia and has to overcompensate
>wasian subby bnonce woken upGood morning! Who will you be keyboard warrioring today?
>noncejeet has nonce folder dedicated to his noncing fantasiesimagine my shock
hydrocortisone cream is unironically the only thing that works for eczema, that's why it always sold out in boots. In York we often go months without any access to hydrocortisone cream whatsoever
might watch an episode of South Park
>mentally ZUTTED by his diddler dad so he takes it out on others through the power of his keyboardWasian subby bnonce
Bard should have gone Pakistan instead, better food on average, better toilets also
wouldn't go to grimdia if you paid me desu
most first world city in India you ask? Islamabad
Agreed. Better coffins too
The Green Mile (film) is so dire
it's ok but overratedShawshank is elite thoughbeit
magic negro bullshit
>8 years since the last kinogrim
>>151616427watched this for the first time as an 11 year old on a family holiday in Portugal, and yes it struck me as elite
Looks like The brown noser of the Florida project is in Explain how it's better than fish tank in one paragraph
better writing, cast, production, cinematography etc. proper art desu. might go down as the final great hollywood film
also you said the director was a fraud but then started brown nosing Anora when it came out (probably because it's about Russian stuff)
lol
I didn't brown nose anora reallyJust said it was good overall
much better than the poorida pooject anyway
why do you guys engage with the shitjeet mick?
>bnonce obsessed with shit because he got his shit pushed in by his diddler dad
can imagine it's hard to relate to real problems when you've never had to work a day in your life and had everything provided by rich relativesnot the target audience for that kino. simple as. you'd prefer Saltburn or something
Shitjeet at his zenith: ripping to pieces English cricket during the 90s, individual to individual. One scandal to the next. because he is unironically in his 40s and most of our penises are too young to remember that time lucidly Shitjeet at his nadir: this bnonce gimmick
christ what a poofy set of islands up there. it's sunday go do something.
>>151616582I work full-time and I get poverty porn I just don't understand why Florida project is any better than fish tank or Lilya 4-ever
>>151616621let's be real, he was never the same after bard shredding his ego with THAT cousin exposing post. imagine taking 2 years off /cric/ just to recover and still carrying the PTSD
>I just don't understandthe problem might be that you aren't high IQ enough then
ok bnoybrown noser of yanks
future is scary
shut it bnoj
>128kbps six string hack never posted another dogshit voc again after the Soul Limbo vocMentally ZUTTED*whistles Soul Limbo* the greatest exposé /cric/ wasian subby shitters ever seen
>>151616693Source?
>ZUTTEDBritjeet is literally JIDF
there's never any cricket on anymoreand when there is it's not cricket
When we playing tennis shitjeet?I am hungry for eggs and bacon (Love and one)
>>151616711https://www.espn.com/page2/s/thompson/010918.html
>>151616754ta
When is this Turkish scam coin going to pump
based xi
not that I need the money lol
just looked up the parsiq chartlol
>>151616693anyone know which (((country))) currently holds the ashes
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/apr/21/i-wanted-sexual-adventures-i-didnt-want-to-fall-in-love-molly-roden-winter-on-her-astonishing-memoir-of-an-open-marriageCameron winter is flourishing. Is cuckoldism the answer?
>>151616827smooth brain take
>nooooo if you don't support some shitheap mudslime fucks with AK47s in some middle east shithole you're jidfLol when's your next queers for p*lestine protest? I commend the pakis for how tightly they have you wasian subbys wrapped around their thumb
Let's do it at a middle ground ol' sixhead, 128kbps six string shitter's old haunt. Would pound your twiglets lets into sand just like my Zutt ancestors did with certain prophet's bumhole
aah yes the freethinker who sees 2 jeet rugpull threads on /biz/ and sinks half of his grandpa-funded trust fund into those shitcoins
>hanging on to a 128kbps yt2mp3 servant's coattails because your dad diddled youGrim
>>151617004mate I will pepper your sorry excuse for backhand like Danish kaneria used to pepper vvs laxman's sorry excuse for a forward defence
give Regurgitator - Unit (1997) a listen, you have every right to be suspicious, but it's great
https://youtu.be/q6MNbB9YeFQ?si=MnLzTKvjqF4rVNtFThis is the sleeper banger on the album
warbling vibrato is fine when it's used sparingly but this nigga sounds like cats fucking at 3am but less soulful. assume he's making a point about autotune. that point being maybe he should give it a go.
getting killed is a lot better than brat or any black country new road album, desu
I'LL REPEAT WHAT I SAYBUT I'LL NEVER EXPLAIN Holy fuck what a banger
getting killed and the opening track are the best onesrest is about a solid 6.5/10the solo album was better tbqh
the closing track is really bad, don't get the hype. messy cluttered noise with shit lyrics
>31 pullups (allegedly) yet needs a 2HB like a woman or childTwiglet legs mentally and physically zutted. Bit like going to a renown sports uni and then studying a woman's degree (psychology) cough cough 128kbps
I'VE GOT A FRIEND AND HE'S A ROBOT MANI'VE GOT A FRIEND HE'S A COMPUTER MAN
I honestly did 31 pull-ups one set on Wednesday I did 15 quickly, then took a deep breath, then did 10 more, then eeked out a further 6>>151617436Maybe. Overall beats Harry styles music anyway
>a woman or childso your regular opponents and sexual partners respectively then lol
long island city here I come is an absolute banger t b hbest song in years
based 5 minute deep breath taker
>I did 15 quicklyJust means you did fake ones to inflate your total
>>151617539youre allowed a breath mid-set, it's not saying anything about your strength >>151617543I would always go chin above bar. Near lock out is fine when rep maxing Put it this way, nobody at Boulder Brighton can do more pull-ups than me
pretty fucking easy when you weight 48kg, might as well be doing them on the moon
I weigh about 75kgAnd that's a nonsensical cope anyway In theory the heavier you are the more mass you have to play around with, so you should be able to do just as many pull-ups. It's a fatty cope
>>151616729go home you fucking retard
if you can't do a lot of pull-ups its your mass to fat ratio that is off loads of muscular, lean guys can do loads of pull-upsThis 'oh but you only weigh blah' is just intellectually bankrupt
zachy 'not natty' bowen
>i can do 31 pullups don't you know
zachy 'into ballet' bowen
I can do 31 pull-ups though Addictive personalities are both a blessing and a curse
>>151617709he's stuck with unathletic welsh genetics, not something he had any say in and he isn't going to the olympics or has to worry about piss tests so why not experiment with doggy ED meds?
https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=J2pK4XmWGbuMAxBT>Unathletic Welsh genes Go back to Germany you Anglo bellend
>>151617693nvm, I'm not sure what type of brown I'm replying to
how are pull ups even hard lmaoI hadn't been to the gym in 10+ years (not fat, go running) but went the other day and even I did 5 right at the end of the sesh2 weeks of training and I'd easily do 30 too
>>151617184just gave this a spin with the intention to give the whole thing a chance but it's so dire even at track 2 I'm not going to make itjust looked it up and >australian band so of course it's shite. which one of your uncles is the drummer then mate?
the difference between 20 pull-ups and 30 pull-ups is a lot. You'll sooner get to 20 after 10
>>151618118but seriously if track three don't thrill ya,
https://youtu.be/j0r6lVlCcb4?si=pXM2Xy5tjJEYZeBe2:09 onwards Is this ironic? I'm not sure. I think often musical geniuses live in absolute squalor. Not that Cameron Winter's parents are short of a few bob. Mine certainly aren't, either.
We are talkingWheelbarrows of cash
Monetary resources as unlimited as the Russian military
>I-I live in a bedsit only because I'm a geniuswe're entering new cope territory
bedsits are 30 square metres my peng gaff is significantly larger than that
The Russian military is nuts desu Seems to just have unlimited resources
They just keep coming In waves
>radio silence about womens world cupMen must learn to share spaces of power like this one with women. Be an ally and use your platform to highlight womens efforts. It is england x south africa and australia x india for a place in the final
not cricket
Where were you the day Russia invaded Ukraine?I was in the Exhibition, York
Cameron Winter has autism
>My whole identity is how many pullups I can do.
>>151619010t. 6 pull-ups max seething fatty
GOTTEM
wow the skinny toothpick armed neek can lift his entire 50kg body weight off the ground 30 timesamazing. give him a medal
I hope yungblud took the vaxWhat an absolute helmet
>>151619159I weigh about 75 kg
>>151619452in dog kilos
>>151619159At least he could stay atop a victoria regia flower without sinking into the amazon river/garden pond.>>151619452You couldnt stay on a vicotira regia without sinking
*giant water lily
>>151619404the most astroturfed "industry plant" type guy, they make these freaks in factories to sell
>astroturfed>industry plant
I am unvaccinated against COVID-19
My virile Welsh seed remains untainted
You still dressing like a gay man from the 60's?
Yes
https://youtu.be/_cmA79-gr8k?si=ogyv5nRqUxE3GJ6II don't know what he means but I just get it. Heavy Metal man
used 98% of his well-foreheaded real estate to understand music but can't work out fashion, film, tv or investing to save his life tb(h)
>not getting diddled by yer dadPricelessFat neek
>>151619815not sure they existed in the 60s really
>>151619978and you can do 6 pull-ups max lmao Meanwhile the Welsh chadThe Welsh dragon Straight out of Neath Can do 31
imagine blasting through this pitiful existence spiraling in and out of endless oblivion and not reaping the benefits of a shakti mat
Gonna be insane when Russia senses an existential threat and starts war
https://youtu.be/ijWBA0NksQY?si=1YfOgTXf8WEwOKVy
another weekend off bouldering aka avoiding the ex I see
the ex is in Copenhagen I am waiting for my belt to be delivering is allI will never slack on bouldering
>>151619689
what belt did you cop zb?
>>151621156chastity belt
>>151619689>>151619735crisp
>>151619672unbelievable pay packet the other day Gil
>>151619672Gil is actually from a proper family and pedigree tbf
>>151621324he did play for university
Send me the bass lines of the future, my good sense doesn't win me any wars
>>151621371kek
>>151621222Yes I know I am pure Nearly too pure for this world
>protag bard says he won't take the vax>the poll-rigging sheep copieskek, same thing happened with the sufjan album
Lol can tell youre seething because you somehow managed to find yourself getting vaxxed The narcissistic neek had no influence either way, on me getting tony blairs special elixir or not
My paranoia won in the end Always said compulsory vax was retarded
I don't care about any of these postsI only care about toil loomingand looming bigly
Vaxxed to his eyeballs and toil looming Jesus what a double whammy
least he doesn't have UWG and toothpick arms that need perfect lighting and angles to get a passable pic
>>151626187Lol seething vaxxy fatty
zachy wanted the vax but when he rolled up his sleeve the doctor said sorry we don't make needles that small lmao
