>Lap:#8183>Countdown to Taco GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151601316>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:209>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:220 (219 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 346 (+10)NOR: 332 (+18)VER: 306 (+25)RUS: 252 (+8)LEC: 192 (+15)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)Mercedes: 341 (+8)Ferrari: 334 (+27)Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)>News:Race: 18 bongsQualifying: NOR (1:15.586), LEC (+0.262), HAM (+0.352)RUS VER ANT SAI PIA HAD BEANorris romps to superb pole at Mexico City Grand PrixPiastri rues ‘frustrating’ Qualifying in MexicoVerstappen expecting ‘difficult’ race from P5 in MexicoHamilton hails 'huge step' after best Ferrari qualifying
>LANDO WDCNONONONNOT LIKE THISNOOOOOOOOOOOO
baking
>he actually baked for freelmao ass off
>>151608870damn its over
Worse than indo threads
>Max knocks on your doorWWYD?
>>151609183Yeah the edition doesn't even make any sense since Hamilton is nowhere to be seen.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't know where i got all this pace from, but I do know the less I know the better.
>>151609047
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
>>151609348
moved my 2025 wdc spreadsheet to the trash its over gentlementits back to being a semen slurping sport
>>151609355what's flavour of mental illness do you have, exactly?
>>151609449hes pozzed in the head
im BEGGING chuck to kill lando t1PLEASEPLEASEIO NEED THIS
the car is made for lando, that's why piastri can't perform well
>>151609607I want it to be ps3, whomst finally snaps because of Zak "bullying" him
Max gets the beltNARB gets the cockAlexandra gets the knot
>>151609658It was the opposite at the start of the season.
Verstacuck crashes on turn 2Doubles confirm
Huge pileup at turn 1 please.
>3 matches on bumblewhat do?
this is gonna be the slurpiest of slurpers
A car flies into the grand stands on the stadium section, please
>>151610079buy rohypnol
it'soverbros, we're so back
>>151610102Maybe an MXT driven by Richard Hammo?
>i didn't think, i just didKek, faggots overglorifying his quali lap with Senna's linguistic suave
>>151610079>only 3 are you really that ugly?
gimi
>>151610537yes im indian australian..
So there's about a 0% chance lando doesn't just drive into the distance immediately... right?
f1 is the only thing i have to look forward to
>>151609236hop in my mclaren and haul ass out of there so he cant catch me
>>151610593Stalled start and Oscar is the one crashes into the back of him.
>>151610615
>>15161059350/50, even he does or he doesn't(last 9 races, 4 were won from pole, so pretty much 50/50)
>>151609348Imagine how rough it must be
>>151610861Mercedes has the best driver lineup on the grid.
>All those Australians crying on Boomerbook, X and Instagram, kwab.Next time, support the first driver on a team and not a cuck loser like Webber.
i wonder if norris would be more tolerable if he didnt have such a faggot name and haircut, fuck kind of name is lando
>>151609257Do Jamaican mosquitoes also have that accent?
1 0 4 POINTS04POINTS
>>151611050yesfuckingBUZZboclaat... twice a min into the distance when you sit in a previously unoccupied room
>>151611136https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn2lj4Fs
>>151610884LOLLMAO EVEN
>>151611257the curry goat only comes with rice and peas at a cookshop and you need to ask for gravy on the rice
Kimi Antonelli
>>151610615but anon canapino might win tc copa del oro this year
poor girl is frightened
https://x.com/SophiaFloersch/status/1982076313901957487I wonder how many times a GP2 raced in Misano...
>>151611535
Lawson should some cheddar before sessions
>>151611900he has a secret male lover in wyoming
>>151611900>>151611917typical maga faggotscan't wait until he's out of F1
wearing the hats is cultural appropriation
Here's how Hamilton can win tomorrow:
*cums in your thread*
>>151612004I like when people from other countries wear cowboy hats.
I miss JAVanon.I hope he is doing ok.
>Hamilton is on the podium at an actual raceHe/Ferrari will fuck it up, but it's his best start with Ferrari yet. That $100 mil is really paying dividends!
Praying for carnage at turn 1 before going to bed, good night.
>>151612015Unironically his best chance this season to win a faking race
>>151612070
what da fak, go to bed anon
>>151612004Is it?
Mexico it is for Hamilton. Dubs confirm
>>151612097Whats wrong with that guy's foot? Mine didn't look that bad even when I broke it
>>151612130big big toe = big cockyou have a cute smol big toe, I gather?
>>151612102
>>151612179what the fuck
>>151612166Of course but I was talking about how swollen it looks and how his toes are folding under each other
>>151612179you cant suffer in africa
>Hamilton fucks it up into turn one trying to pass leclerc/norris>crashes into norris>takes them both out of the race>leclerc-max 1/2>Piastri finishes in like ninthWin for Ferrari (not Hamilton), 0 points for norris, and significantly fewer points for Piastri than max.
>>151612179>hot as fuck>extreme maternal instincts God why can’t I be the seconds richest man in France
bros how over is it? question?
>>15161229632.33 (repeating of course) %
>>151612272On the plus side, at least you're not French.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_93PWvC2_vU
>>15161229650%either it's over or it's not
>>151612296As over as it was at the sandcastle. (it's not)
>>151612323I’d be ok if that meant having Salma by my side right now in bed
>>151612379I would say you lost the plot but that happened a while ago.
dey hea
>>151612398Lando looks genuinely depressed there kek
desu I would have cheated too
>>151612455just fyi I will be filtering your flag tomorrow because of the porn stuff
>>151612512why aren't sleeping wtf
>>151612532brapping too much and don't want to stink up the bed
>>151612546in my fucking life i'll have this
>>151612556
>>151612563They're literally on your border m8, just go and get one.
>>151612611>admitting F1 is scriptedbased Lulu exposing the truth
>>151612627NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER COONI CAN'T JUST FUCKING "GET IT"NO WOMAN WANTS MENONEZEROand the ones that MAY, just MAY tease the POSSIBILITY of GIVING A SHIT, DO NOT LOOK LIKE THATDO YOU UNDERSTAND YES OR NO?
need me some need sheets, you guys like these?
>>151612648the prozzies want you(r money)
>>151612611
>>151612648Just b ur selfAlso every Brazilian (derogatory) that posts ITT is always saying they want to escape Brazil so now you can bribe them with an escape route.
>>151612648ermmm love transcends looks... you shallow baka...
>>151612684>Just b ur selfnnnope, ghosted immediately
>>151612699New plan:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqDcC-CrYOI
>>151612699I know that feel, to be Frank Williams
>talk to a girl>text one message too many>ghostedbros.
>>151611900how can one man be so based
>>151611900*walks towards you*you talkin to me pardner?
Before I go to sleep I'll remind /f1/ to wish for a crash between both ferrari and lando the same way it happened in Singapore 2017
>>151612745some say he framed someone for shooting up a mosque
>>151612648>>151612699Have you tried not being ugly and stupid?
>>151612760>Have you tried not being uglyIt's not uncommon for ugly guys to have gfs, reference: stroll>and stupid?I'm working on that, but I wouldn't be too confident
>>151612672classic
>>151612777>StrollStroll is rich as fuck, the rules don't apply to him.
Reminder that Yuki was only 0.2s off Max today and yet some of you anons still mocked him for it because he got knocked out.
>>151612777Lance isn't even ugly.
>>151612818>Getting knocked out in Q2 in a car that made it to Q3Doesn't matter if he was 0.000000001 seconds behind, that's still embarassing.
>>15161059350/50 depends how badly he fucks the start he gest stuck behind Chuck and can't overtake then he gets p2 at worst
>>151610593Lando doesn't do well with stress, but it's clear McLaren wants Lando to take over the wdc this race. It'll remain to be seen if anyone can get up landos ass to put pressure on him and force a fuck up. Especially with the extremely limited playbook he pulls in races.
it's gonna be a repeat of last race where chuck and norris fight it out for the first few laps while Hamilton is just behind more interested in picking the bones off of Chuck's corpse than helping him win
MAX WON MEXICO 5 TIMES AND ONLY STARTED POLE ONCEJUST SAYIN
>>151610593Lando's terrible starts vs his car being a time machine. A b_ttle for the ages.
>>151609047It's over for my boy AMX isn't it?
>>151613267
>>151613267Naw. If anyone can overcome a 40 point deficit in five (seven if you count sprints) races, it's max.If the red bull can keep up is another story, but the red bull isn't a total shit heap like it was towards the start of the season. So he'll just have to bust out his typical racism and get it done. Or have Lando fuck it up.
>>151613267One DNF puts Max out of realistic contention, unless Norris also fails to score points that race and/or has a DNF himself. PS3 is pulling a Webber 2.0 and may as well be written off now despite leading the championship.
>>151612648kys
>>151613293>>151613326>>151613355But that McLel was performing like a rocketship in quali and not only was thr RB slow in quali, the long runs were terrible as well.
>>151613267>Ferrari pulls a Ferrari>Osama bin Russell declares jihad on norris' bussy>AMX wins, passing Norris in the championship and gaining ten points on PS2I saw it in my cup of piss.
WHAT THE FUCK IS PIASTRI DOING? HE WAS GIFTED THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN ZANDVOORT!!!!
>>151613507Just landos. Oscar was down in the pits of hell, nearly .6 seconds behind his team mate.And that's just in qualifying. Lando was having issues all throughout practice.
>>151613550Max can't pass Norris he's 26 points back
>>151613550>passing Norris in the championshipI'm retard. 25 is in fact less than 26.
>>151613574Oscar and Lando run different setups though
Hamilton will get his first podium with ferrari....
>>151613579>no FL pointRetardo's final curse on the sport for it's sins against him.
>>151613573poz3 will NEVER win a wdc
>>151613507Tbf this track is RB last very bad track tbf it's similar to Singapore
>>151613714So it's just cutting the losses and back to hopium again?I hope you're right. AMX still needs a lot of luck today
>>151613743I'm saying this is probably RB's worst track left on the calendar also the rape of Vegas is coming for McLaren since they have zero straight line speed
>>151613743>>151613765As for Brazil it's too much of a random to know track plays to both the RB and McLaren in different ways
Business plan - just charge more for everything because fuck you
>>151613814
Why did McLaren gave up on Oscar PS3
>>151614052an uncharacteristic mistake from Lando Norris
>only 0.2 seconds behind Max in qualiAPLOOGIZE
>>151614065
What happened?Just woke up (wish I didn't)
>>151614135i dont want to talk about it
>>151614135Good morningI'm at work :(
Reminder /f1/ praise Lando Norris for getting his first win in Miami last year
>>151614146U work at a nightclub??
>>151614165I do not
Norizz hasn't really bottled a starrmt since Spa, hes lost places, but that was more because other drivers got really goid starts rarther that him making a huge fuck up. He will probably only drop to p3 at most
How many months will anons seethe when lando wins the championship?
TOTALLANDODOMINATION
>>151614172ok
The subhuman spammer are really going all out tonight.
>>151614209>are*is
morning lads
>>151614065they have a Nintendo Lando now
>>151613608no if i can stop it
It doesn't matter if Lando wins the WDC, it will be tainted by le papaya rules and the perception of the team sabotaging OscarEven crowds in thirdie countries like Mexico are booing him
>>151614255You can add all the astericks you want but a DUB is a DUB
>>151614240You can not stop it
>>151614255I'm sorry sweetie but British pundits are making sure this is remembered as one of the all time championship runs.Lando prevailing unfair DNFs.Lando beating Verstappen who had a superior car as McLaren stopped developing mid-season.
meant to post the sophia sipping coffe reply
>>151614405I was about to make a violent comment.
>>151614255>>151614273Holy C O P I U M
>>151614404God, I hate brits so much
I'm just glad we won't have a medshitter WDC
WCC winner = WDC winnerAs it should be
>there's a chance there will be three br*tish drivers on the podium if leclerc has a ferrari moment (tm)fuuuuuuuuck
>>151613743>cutting
>>151614448>>151614463kwab
Shame that chuck is too much of a clean driver to do anything crazy lol
Remember this day /f1/Remember this day where F1 got utterly BTFORemeber this day that hes 0.400 secs faster with a SLOWER carTruly a goat. When he retires, his name will be shouted as the greatest, alongside Lewis Hamilton, Miguel Schumacher, and Fangio.You are entering the NORRIS ERA (2025 - 2030)5 TIME WDC HERE WE GO
Also>Imageblock ONYou jannies truly disrespect the GOAT of NORRIS
>>151609047How will allah guide them to victory in mexico?
>>151614487put your french flag back on and start praising yuki, those posts are more interesting
>>151614079>Sainz 5 place penalty Starting in the top 10 as pranned Yukibros
>>151614497they're losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
all oscar had to do was not crash his car 3 times in 4 races
Lando Norris is a Sissy Boy and not a competent WDC
>>151614519you thought they'd win the wdc this year? KWAB
>>151614500>BUT BUT HERES HOW MAX CAN STILL WINPathetic. Its clear Lando is superior driver. He can get a pole in a Nurburgring in car that Min Verslowwin drive if he want to
>>151614532>Lando Norris is a Sissy BoyYou're gonna make that anon post all the gay Lando videos now
>>151614273>DUB is a DUB/biz/ idea: DUBs on f1 cars
nothing wrong with being a sissy...
>>151614572the only real Men on the current Grid are Verstappen, Alonso, Sainz and Hülkenberg rest are Sissy Boys
f1 was way more fun circa. 2 months ago
>>151614572I'm only gonna do that if/when he loses the WDC.If both Piastri and Lando lose the WDC I'll have to post some sort of tranny gangbang or something.Take note that I didn't bother with such a humiliation ritual when lesharl lost the WDC because that would just be cruel.
>>151614591Wouldn't call Hadjar a sissyboy desu
>>151614833Watches anime, cries in public on tv, and has anger management issues.That's 3 strikes right there.
>>151614277so nothing can stop whats coming...
>>151614840but is ugly, only cute boys can be sissies
>>151614848me
>>151613031Doesn't matter if he gets behind the Ferraris unless they take his front wing with them as well, he's gonna get past by the first pit window anyways.
>>151614863you are nothing?hi, im fernando alonso
>>151614872>take his front wing with them as well,on this track the front wing doesnt matter, 23 charles lost it, nothing, and last season the same, i dont recall the driver, but i posted about how on this track the front wing doesnt matter and gave the example of charles 23
sex with Ruth
goedemorgen>>151614228bonjour mon ami
If not one of the Ferraris take out Norris at T1 there Cucks
>>151614907f1 car equivalent?
>>151614925
>>151614840>animeAnime can be manly, Dragonball, Fist of the northstar Getter robo etc.>cries in public on tv, and has anger management issues.Thats called being french
>>151614840>has anger management issuesAnger is a masculine emotion, a man being unable control it means he has too much test
>>151614942
>>151614955no
>>151614907best bring a rubber for that
stupid fucking chink>ooh look at me, im 30% chink, 12% italian, and a 10000000% retard
>>151615041
Niki "Nazza" Lauda will be the last Australian WDC in F1 history.
Fernando "kwablonso" Alonso will be the last medshitter "wdc" in f1 history
I think Australians should quit F1, they're just not built for the elite tier of motorsport racingThe grid should really be 50% plus British (we're slowly getting there thankfully, 6 out of 22 drivers next season) to minimise the chances of drivers like Piastri infiltrating our beautiful sport
>>151615159Reminder that Max is a medshitter and is married (not legally) to a medshitter with whom he has 2 daughters that are medshitters saar
>>151615226I would somehow in a meme way allow Belgium to be med if he was from the French speaking part but his mother is from Flanders.
hold up has the video of the brawl that happened today at the mexcian gp been posted, or is /f1/ collectively putting their heads in the sand again?
>>151615222australia will have the WDC and the ashes
>having career quali-merchant worst starter in history (far worse than Norris) and only performed well against rookies Mark Webber as guidance on your WDC aspirations
>>151615248I haven't watched any f1 this weekend
>>151615244He's Monegasque like virtually all the drivers doe.>>151615248No? You sure it's not just a repost of the one where checo and chuck crashed?
>>151615249>Piastri losing to Norris>Losing the Ashes on home soilWhat a sequence of events
>>151615248Who cares about Mexicans fighting? Unless it's someone like Kym Illman getting the bash from some locals why would anyone need to see it?
How do you feel about rooting for lulu to finish ahead goblando?
>>151615222Only five brits next seasonHamLinbladNorizzBarbTwinkman
>>151614907Did you know that "bunda" means a "jacket" in Slovak?
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>when it cervasa time at the mexico grand prinx
Love twenty20Love f1 sprints
>>151615374What kind of behaviour do you call this?
ferrari win inshallah
>>151615374TIFOSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best thing today would be:1. Norris spinala at T1 so he's out2. Hamilton does a Hamilton3. Verstappen does MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER MAX
>>151615387LatinX passion
>>151615374
>whats the problem? lando winning is goodNO IT ISNT YOU FOOL
Lando will do this
>>151615374>punching a drunk 70 year oldNigger behavior
>>151615222>let hammo (grenada) infiltrate your sport
>>151615450thank god that i dont have to listen to Croftys Dick Sucking Norris Commentary
>>151615374Ah yes, as always, the classiest people around.
>/f1/ doubted my FP3 doompostingAPOLOGIZE
>>151615462but I just see a bunch of mexicans weird.
>>151615479mexinigger behavior
>>151615374>/f1/ if they met in real life
>>151612015He will try the 1000iq move in turn 1, only to crash into Chuck and the goblino. Ez win for AMX as usual.
>>151615477I knew Deadbull stays dead after they being too overconfident to fight McLaren and Norris. Should stay humble in the first place lol
Damn that's one of the worst written sentences I've seen in a while
it's not even fair to say that peeasstri is choking, you need a bigger word
YJK that Lando will just turn into Hamilton
land of porridge
Choose your next turns carefully Maximillian, they may be your last as champion.
Schumacher remains the only WDC with 5 consecutive WDC
until Abu Dhabi 2021, where his record will be matched by Max "33" Verstappen
did they rig pisstree car to make goblina a champion?
>>151615572?
>>151611535His gf is qt
>>151612546I don't think this is real
>>151615574The less you know, the better
>>151615374ajajja the soifaceand the alopatriot dacing, sooo funny
>>151615602Why would he reference that cuck song twice anyway?
>>151615387drunk retards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's time to triple their pay.Rangeban the entirety of SEA.
>>151613267>It's over for my boy AMX isn't it?He'll beat Oscar but lose the WDC to Lando
>>151615244isnt he catholic? that could count as med
>>151615719worse case... :(
>NOR HAM RUSname a worse podium
Maybe hamilwog might actually be useful for once this season
Digits and amx wins while both mclarens dnf
>>1516157499 is a digit too ;-;
What I heard from a former McLaren driver: After Zandvoort Norris requested that they stop sharing data between drivers and McLaren obliged. Piastri used to heavily rely on Lando's setups and that's why he could be nowhere on Friday, then claw up the deficit on Saturday and fight for the win on Sunday. Now there's a total embargo between the two sides of the garage and Piastri has to come up with his own setups.
>>151613267This isn't a write off for contention by any means, but this really needs to be the only remaining track they suffer at and he ideally still needs to podium and Oscar needs to be nowhere. The goblin will no doubt bottle something still to come in a significant way.
is it true that mclaren is sabotaging piastri so norris would win?
>>151615749Digits and all 3 title contenders DNF
HE DESERVES YOU MOOOOOOOOOREYOU KNOW I'LL ONLY CRASH THIS CARYOU KNOW I'LL ONLY CRASH THIS CAR, DEAR LOADKNOW I'LL ONLY CRASSSSSSHHHHHHHYOU KNOW I'LL ONLY CRASH THIS CAR
>>151615770Yes. McLaren is a British company and Norris is bri'ish while piastri is a chad Ozzie. Can't have muh former colony being superior and all
>>151615749Let it go nigger. Its over
>>151615777
>>151615806Ahem >>151615777
>>151615770and so what? did oscar help build the team for 5 years? No didn't think so, he doesn't deserve shit
>>151615413>1. Norris spinala at T1 so he's outI can see this happen, with McLaren panicking to find a way to also retire Pissastri.
>>151615817>h-he doesn't deserve itCope and seethe
Nothing ever happens. All you retards deluding yourselves with your "What Ifs" in these past 18 hours
>>151615844im going to build a time machine and kill the drunk dennis, he is the one that fucked all up, with him gone all will return to its natural state
>>151615763Whether this is true or not, it's obvious that Lando has always been the faster driver on Sundays and Oscar's only chance of beating him was being excellent on Saturday and maintain track position.If he indeed relied so much on the other driver's setups then maybe Lando should have pulled the rug sooner but still
>>151615777KekKino
>>151615777sovl
>>151610593NARB will prevent this, allah wills it
because of the hurricane jamaica wont watch the gp today
>>151615793this was funny
Norris gets punted off by a Ferrari, the other Ferrari wins the race.Verstappen p3.This came to me in a prophetic dream.
me having a loving gf is more likely
>>151614971inability to control emotions is a woman thing. you’re thinking of oestrogen.
>>151611606The previous record was also set by a woman. 1:24.105 by Juju Noda last year.
>>151613109I bet as soon Lando is in the Lead in terms of WDC McLaren will say "Lando is the Number One driver"
>>151615945you don't have prophetic dreamsI know this because I can read dutch posters thoughts
>DTSbabs all thinking ps3 is being sabotaged by his own team instead of ps3 just manifesting his inner webber
We're back bros... it's over
medshitter theory remains undefeated
>>151615777nice
/f1/ is mighty aggressive today.. might take an early night...
>>151616051bitch
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>>151615945I don't mind Sham winning if it means a Norris DNF
>>151616051leo cheering you up
>>151612097gay cosplay orgy?
I never hated Hamilton like i now hate Landos"Sissyboy" Norris
gonna dm him during the race guys
>>151616074
>>151614160pretty sure everyone was calling it rigged (which it was)
Ok tell me what will happen today at T1 after the Start?
Sprint races are fucking gay. Quali is fucking shit, with the format astrofturfed as being exciting (if it was so good, why did they need to introduce sprints to 'spice things up'?)Reverse grid formats have always been the answer to everything. Corpojews and oligarchs can't fucking stand competition though.
aftert t1 its gonna get really boring so i recommend you to do something you would like doingi for instance am gonna send a reel to a friend
>>151615374VALE_ULTRAS TRASHING ALL AROUND
>>151616115just rape him already, it's how most gay men find each other
>>151615374>kicks you because why not
>>151616131>NORget away>LEC thinks about going up the inside and backs off because he's a prettiboi fag>SHAM chokes and cucks to VER per usual>Nobody knows or cares about literal unknown gridpadders in the Mercs>Hot headed Algerian in the Alpha Tauri sends it into PS3 >Cue the yankfag from the Bahraini investment fund team crying over 'muh 4 drivers on the grid'>Safety car deployed
If verstappen wins (digits) and both mclarens Dnf, what will the odds of him winning the championship be?
>>151616133ah yes, more fake and gay bullshit, just what f1 needs
>>151616154its a different dude, this guy i want to be friends withhes my gym buddy
>>151616176An ugly chick with a great body is butterface. Is an Indian ugly chick with a great body butterchickenface then?
>>151616178Motor racing is a contest where you need to demonstrate:>time trial abilities and pure speed around a track>racecraft ability Currently the latter isn't tested, as races are practically set and forget from quali. You get maybe 5 decent on track battles per year. It's fucking stupid.Reverse grids aren't faker or gayer than forced pitstops (which aren't necessary in teh modern era) or DRS slop.
>>151616017tsmt. osKWABiastri is finally returning to his true self after crumbling from pressure after crashing his car TWICE in the same weekend in Baku and once in COTA.He's nothing without a rocketship. It's insane r//f1/ worship this fraud just because they're gay for med twinks
>>151616196reverse grids would remove the formerremember when there were 2 single lap qualy sessions and everyone from schumacher to montoya would 'mess up' in session 1 to have a better time slot in session 2?that's going to be every qualifying with reverse grid races. either that, or get rid of qualifying, the one session where we get to see these boats go all out
>>151616200Why you using my flag you faggot. Norris is the GOAT
>>151616196The only honest race would look like this:>each team gets allocated amount x budget which has to be meticulously accounted for >no regulations other than car dimensions>no racing rules other than staying within track lines and some other basic racing spirit shit Sadly such a race could never exist because it's too unpredictable and certain entities would not be able to make money from it.
>>151616207gayest of all time?
>>151616176their tits would be top tier if they were lighter
>>151616207im using vpn from singapore cry about it indonx. im going to post horrible takes with this flagalso norris is gay and will never win anything ever again
>>151616201Grid = whoever qualifies the most positions above their WDC position.Solved.>>151616214100% this. Also need regs which limit the impact your car can have on those following (if possible). Dimensions need to be muuuuuuuuch smaller. Muh 'track limits' is fake and gay shit. Tracks need to be designed better with actual risks, like a golf course.
>>151616201just one qualification all season, before the first race. next races grid is reverse of the WDC standing
>>151616244>Muh 'track limits' is fake and gay ShitGenerally I would agree but it's mathematically impossible to create a modestly safe track where shortcuts are impossible. Sure you could surround everything with walls but that's too deadly and kinda boring to watch from above
Jamie Chadwick is really good at this punditry thing.
>>151616201reverse grid is communism. it's aimed at levelling the playing field for shitters and midfielders. egalitarianism bullshit. i'm going to quit this 'sport' forever if reverse grid actually happens.we have drs already thanks to KWABlonso failing to overtake petrov in abu dhabi 2010 we don't need any more wokeness in this 'sport'.
All i want is Norris not being the WDC.
/f1/ full on copium mode today. Also zero votes for ps3 kek
>>151616304You definitely voted for Verstappen, since it was 5-5 after I voted for him.
>>151616304max cope has been insane since all the retards lapped up sky's propaganda about the wdc being on
>>151616254>>151616282Here's the optimal reverse grid format I devised.Isn't as communist as a true reverse grid, and still makes qualification relevant.Effectively, shitters in the WDC who put in hero laps end up on pole, and rocketship pilots who choke quali get rekt.>AMX is guarenteed to start 10th most races for on-track kino.>Shitters get to hold up the pack to encourage battles>Serious exposure penalties for PS3 types>If you can't overtake 10 cars, should you really be considered a race winner?
>ferrari is taking the entire season to practice lico>2026 they will be the unexpected top dog because the drivers are already masters of that driving style
>>151616325Also, it's disgusting how you can really bottle quali in a good car like PER and still end up 4th on the grid. It's hardly a penalty. You should be fucking exposed for it, so teams are froced into based decisions.
>>151616325you're right, this is gayER and fakeR than modern f1
>>151616324>you WILL enjoy the end of this semen slurping season with no contention for the title
>>151616352What's wgay is the WDC which doesn't truly test driving abiility. Might as well just have the WCC and be done with it. There's no exposure penalties for shitters. They get safe seats, can coast out 4th places, and still collect prettiboi sponsor points.
Ate so much grapes I'll be pissing wine tonight
>>151616325absolute state of globohomos coming up with bullshit like this instead of just getting rid of medshitters
>>151611900G'DAY PARTNA
>>151616341this is the cope that tifosi come up with after 20 races?
>>151616360It's been such a shit season. On paper it should look epic, but practically every race has been a fucking snoozefest. Feels so corporate and scripted.>commentators go wild over drs overtake #32>15 second gaps out front>b-b-b-but there was action for 10th>utterly irrelevant final 20 laps of races>soiboiz pretending to be friends in 'an epic battle'zzzzzzzzz
if digits max wins and he doesnt act positively to the dmif singles max finishes 8th but he reacts very well to it
>>151616381actually, they need to get rid of the cutfagstry to keep up, sweetheart
>>151614907>that bod>that faceGod is a comedian
>>151616381>be mexican>suck oligarch dick relentlessly>finish mid table for a decade>get parachuted in a seat for 'muh market share'>get endlessly exposed >keep seat for 2 seasonsAt least it's not communist!
>>151615413Hamilton only does his signature move on RB now. I don't know why. Maybe he's getting too old.
>>151616301i want that, a gf, alonso wdc, hamil no podium, 1000000 € in cash and a big mac
>>151616414>be medshitter>shit up the team
>>151616395Exactly, and faggots like the finanon want to shit on anyone for trying to find any way to make it interesting when this entire season has been borderline unwatchable
>>151615374>early 2022 f1 season: colorized
>all this talk about making f1 better>open f1 magazine from 1998>'how to improve overtaking'>'how to make strategy less important'>'how to make it easier for cars to follow in dirty air'
What were the odds that the driver managed by Mark 'Canberra Milk Kid' Wobbler was a bottler.ffs. Not sure I'll ever be able to watch this sport again.
>>151616401wonder if there's a mole around her pusi area as well
>>151616445leo has seen her naked
things the corporate overlords don't like>crashes>competition>unverified drivers winning>low value sponsors having screen time>unpredictability>too much action
DEAD BULL
>>151611900Wearing those glasses low makes her look like she has some kind of mental disability. Would've looked really nice if they were worn at regular height.
>>151616088little poof had his red rocket out
>>151616469being around women all day does that do a dog
Lando's rivals have no rizz
>>151616017>Norris' engine explodes in Zandvoort>Piastri's pace has been shit since thenIt's almost like they detuned his engine for 5 races to make up for it due to Papaya rules.
Norris DNF and Max to finish off the podium but ahead of Pisstree
>>151616401Charles liked Sainz so much that he got himself an indian gf
>>151616301I would like Norris to win, but I wouldn't mind Piastri winning it
1. LEC2. RUS3. SAI4. VER5. HAM6. BEA7. PIA8. SAI9. TSU10. HADNOR: DNF
This is Hamilton's last chance for a win with Ferrari. He needs to divebomb T1.
>>1516165211. NOR2. RUS3. HAM4. PIA5. TSUVER: DNF
>>151616509The only acceptable option is>1. AMX>4.NOR>DNF. PIA
>>151616535if we have a full britbong podium I am killing myself on webcam
>>151616521replace one of jeets with ANT, mb
1. OCO2. HAD3. GAS4. COLDNF: rest of the field
>>151616542PLEASE be considerate and ensure it's loud, messy, explosioney and outside the british embassy
>>151616521blood>>151616544he is too strong, you cant stop him now
>>151616542The best possible podium
>>151616552if you're gay, maybe
>>151616521not even in your wildest dreams
>>151616552i thought all the pride parades and fag month shit had passed?
>>151616521whys SAI in both p3 and p8
>>151616572see >>151616544just a bit eepy 3 pm in the morning
>>151616572car splits in half before the line. one end crosses in 3th, back end rolls over the line 8nd
>>151616552>grenadian>pedo>b*lgian
>>151616521>>151616535>>151616546NORLECHAMRUSPIAVERNothing ever happens. Norris Clean Air advantage. Deadbull Race pace is garbage
Ruth Buscombe has her own channel nowhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheRaceStrategySociety
>>151609047WE BACK BABY
>>151616590>HAM 3rd20th
>>151616594>youtubeboowake me up if it's onlyfans and she hides her face
>>1516165211. VER2. HAM3. LEC4. RUS5. TSUDNF: NOR and PIA
do you think we'll eventually know how McLaren sabotaged Piastri or will it remain a well guarded industrial secret?
>>15161659819th. He'll retire after crashing out Norris, so technically after him.
>>151616607
My Allah, this is pathetic to watch. Just like that Perez .webm
>>151616609Do we know of all the ways Mercedes sabotaged Rosberg? And that was a whole decade ago.
I want to apologize to the Spainard I sexually harassed the other day on a different thread, as I lacked impulse control after my recent break up. So for that I just want to say: I'm sorry. Or as they say in your language: Lo siento.gimi
>>151616609mclaren got him addicted to trannie porn and he can't stop gooning since simple as
>>151616615ngl im dosing on copium so much rn. norris will get overtaken by ferraris before t1 and both mcl's engine will KWAB itself because of lack of cooling from car design and mexico city's thin air.
>>151616633>pecks the hen as if chastizing her for being too lazy sit on the egganimals are curious sometimes
>>151616633was that me? i dont recall
>>151616661it wanted to eat that egg and got mad that hen was in the way
Latina weekend
>>151616676Was this you?
JESUSGIVE ME A DOSE OF COPIUMI NEED IT NOW
Was just watching a lap comparison video between Piastri's and Norris' lap - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkFs10LjwGsPicture is taken from the first few seconds of the video lap at the start and end of the straight.At the start of the lap/straight Piastri had higher speed, higher revs (when they were both in the same gear), had DRS open sooner... yet at the end of the straight Norris had higher speed, revs and was ahead.Honest question. How does that work?Would that be a wind / downforce setting? Lando's current engine is a bit newer?Not really sure how to make sense of losing time on a going straight portion when by all objective measurements your start of the straight was better?.
>>151616133>fake action and drama, setting grid:|>fake action and drama, setting reverse grid:O
ha, queer
>>151616521>two sainz
>snap of oversteer
>>151616487>>151616460Related posts
>>151616671>>151571820
Inshallah nowins and neekeri WILL collide during lap 1 and both WILL dnf
>>151616360>with no contention for the titleinsane
>>151616661Even roosters will put a bitch in her place if she fucks up.
>>151616705We can !NOT! have anything happening on track outside the following pre-authorised zones:>main straght>pitsI fucking LOVE commentators discuss undercutting and overcutting. Makes me feel really smart.REALLY gets my blood tingling when I see that DRS flap open up, too. You never KNOW what's going to happen. Engineered insanity is based.
I should have never made that bet on PISSTREE.Bye bye my 80 euros.
>>151616760you can just turn off the tv, bro
>>151616739jaajaja it was me
>>151616770>united statesian flag>euros as currency??????????????????????????????
>>151616770Had some laying around when I lived on the French-Swiss border.
>>151616819whoops meant for >>151616788
Cant you just accept that Norris is good in this track ??? Stop with the copiums
Shan't
ANDREA STELLA BLAMES OSCAR PIASTRI'S INEXPERIENCE AND SKILLS FOR THE "UNUSUAL DIFFERENCE" BETWEEN HIS DRIVERS.>“It's important that, as a team, we confirm that we can have the best car, after a few races in which we hesitated and perhaps didn't maximize performance. So it's important for Lando [NOR], important for McLaren, and there are also some things we need to review, obviously, with Oscar [PIA], because we want to make up positions tomorrow.>The gap is definitely unusual. Our two drivers are normally separated by a few milliseconds in qualifying, by a few centimeters in the race. So it's unusual to see this distance on the grid and in terms of lap time. I think in Austin and here, the conditions are such that the car slides a lot. And that requires a particular familiarity, let's say, with the car, with how it's pushed to the limit, something that Oscar perhaps still needs to work on a bit. And with such narrow margins, it's easy to pay a price in terms of positions; even if the gap with Lando in this case is large, the gaps with some other competitors are not so large. So it's something we need to review with Oscar…>When the tires are worn and the car slides a lot, which is the ideal environment for Lando… While Oscar is more of a driver who needs grip and likes to push the car in a certain way. We mustn't forget that Oscar is in his third year in Formula 1, and he's a driver who learns at lightning speed.>We're focused on ourselves, so we're blessed to have taken pole position, and we would be even more so if it had been Oscar. For me, what I'm really hoping for tomorrow is for Lando to have a clean race, an incident-free race, because with the pace we have both on one lap and on long runs, I think he can do a great job and fight for the win. And I also hope for a clean race for Oscar, so that we can make up positions after having adjusted some aspects of the driving necessary for these very particular conditions here in Mexico.”
>>151616702Maybe it's a setup difference to some extent, 4 team no longer sharing data with the other garage
>>151616702short 1/4 chinese legs too short to fully press gas pedal
*doesn't finish on the podium*
>>151616874>blessedLulu torpedo incoming
>>151616436Why would you want strategy to be less important? Maybe the article was Ferrari sponsored.
>>151616633>>151616661>violence against women? australia says NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPnefx2W6f0first statement in this shite video "its been said that the 2025 holds one of the most talentent lineups of drivers ever seen"
>>151616749goblando coasting to a title is not contention
>>151616907That statement is usually said by brits and crackheads.
>>151616902Strategy is fucking based. Allows us to curate new sponsorship opportunities and forge exciting partnerships with cutting edge partners in tech.Never seen a race so exciting as when AWS told me there was a 18% chance, and it went up to 22%.
>>151616925yeah, im going to kill them
>>151616907>watching slop on youtube>taking it to heart>getting algo'edThank you for your service to the shareholders.
>>151616927Dude the drivers are are the sponsorship magnet only a notch above vehicle brand. Strategy is not marketable and is why the hate it.
>>151616925What's the difference?
>>151616941Let me know what you think in the comments. Don't forget to like and subscribe
>>151616874I dont think I've ever hated a team more than these cunts
wank then bed
>>151616971can i see??
wank then church
>>151616917>coasting to a titlemaybe watch the races
>>151616987sub to my gf's onlyfans. vids are thereonlyfans.com/sophia_racegirl
>gap larger than alonso and stroll>umm piastri is definitely not getting sabotaged chuddie
>>151616995lmao no
I find it funny how much seething Verstappen's turn 8 divebomb garnered. I found it quite respectable.
>>151617003ajjajaj so funny
>>151616874>we're not rigging it for nowins, promiseOscar just decides to fall off a cliff as soon as the WCC is basically a done deal, nothing to see here
>>151616395>b-b-b-but there was action for 10thAnd that's assuming the TV director decides to show it instead of some random in the grandstands, or that one girl who is the second cousin twice removed of the dude who was friends with the girl pretending to date driver X this week.
amd amx bros, is it over?
whats up
>>151617049I didn't hear no bell
>>151617050the sky XD
>>151617055very based, specially coming from a bong
Post yfw Norris wins today
>>151616874yeah, so norris is the new hamilton except he's half as dark, half as talented and (minimum) twice as gay
>>151617050the jig
>maxfags thought that he had a chance Max is not the goat
>>151617061we're not all indoctrinated
>>151617049He performs best when he's doubtedPeople were getting too comfortable with the idea of him winning, so he sandbagged
>>151617027Didn't Norris' father make a donation to Mclaren recently?
>>151617064
>they are already memory-holing this
>>151617084yeah he donated landos bussy to Zak
>>151616594cool wine aunt vlogs
Going to play out like 2010.Piastri = WebberNorris = AlonsoVerstappen = Vettel
>>151617084Piastri has three (3) sisters he could be whoring out to get preferential treatment right now and he isn't
>>151617101
found the perfect instagram reel
>>151617110stella and brown aren't interested in womenthey crave boy's holes
I have been spending the last 3 hours on the toilet glued to my phone ever since waking upF1 races for this feel?
Norris is your new golden boy. Mental health issues and mystery meat. Future is now old man.
>>151617130gimi pls
>>151617130suzuka 2025monaco 2025spa 2025
>>151617110>Piastri has three (3) sistersThey all look like him though.
>>151617141read >>151615929
>>151617130Dude. Hemorrhoids
hopefully lewis gives norris the ol' understeer-into-his-rear-wheel hamilton specialclassic lap 1 racing incident you know
>hamilwog saying he has nothing to lose>chuck saying he wished he qualified one place lowernorizz burning to death in a crash could be a real possibility
>>151617148He should sell himself pretending to be them then.
>>151617153are you guessing or telling me not to watch?
>>151617171>>151617171>>151617171
>>151617111You mock, but where was the difference for him in Mexico? That's right, the high speeds.Brilliant engineering work desu.
>>151617080OY M8 DO YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FREE THINKIN' MIND OF YERS?
>>151617106fuck you
>>151616597/f1/ racists seething
>>151616594pretty good video on the Mexico GP
>>151610975The name isn’t even top 10 most annoying thing about him. Still a stupid name though, i’ll give you that.
>>151616436James Hunt was talking about dirty air back in the early 90s and likely before too.
>>151611716what did mi breddah mean by this
>>151614104imagine having a watch sponsorship but then the watches are this fucking ugly lol
>>151615817>murilard understanding of sportsmanshiplel
>>151618610Imagine getting robbed at knife point for those same shitty watches, kek
Imagine Norizzs smug grin under his helment
