last time on /hoc/ >>151594466
>>151619127praise ALLAH and the FLAMES
Pulled an all nighter yesterday.
why is your team so fucking shit while my team is godly amazing?
>>151619127brodeur had 125 SO
My team can only beat good teams apparently
>>151619575also had niedermayer, stevens and jacques lemaire for a coach.
>>151619620exactly, while Bob got Panthers which are a dogshit team that has never won anything, cant defend to save their lives and coached by a literal nobody rookie coach
My penguins );
>>151619127>rags
>>151619504Why?
>>151619733great point, pekka.what about the first 12 years of his career? ya big dummy.
>>151619968>Time zone differences>Islanders vs Devils>Avs vs Bruins>Wings vs BluesStayed up all night, crashed out in the morning, slept through breakfast and probably screwed up my sleep schedule for the foreseeable future. Oh well, at least I got to watch the Avs lose.
>>151619977are you implying the devils were contenders for 2 decades while brodeur was playing there?
>sir hello sir i love the hockey sir do not redeem the mackinnon victory siri'm just joshing around, that's pretty based ngl
watching prep school and academy hockey until the real games start, eating homemade peanut butter cookies for brunch
>>151620062>are you saying the devils were bonafide contenders for the cup literally every season for 20 years?
Nobody asked but my Hobart Statesmen won both of their exhibition games this weekend. I’m telling you they’re going to 4peat this year.
>>151620190Watching MacKinnon sperg out on McAvoy after losing was worth it
Bob does have a magical ability to choke away a shutout in the last few minutes of a good game.
>>151620664you're just a bigot towards russiansit's not a good look
>>151620733me on the right
>>151620750what happened to your nose bro?
no im not wearing a diaper. i use an indwelling catheter
The vibes of this season so far are way worse than last season BUT this season is more entertaining.
>>151620559He's starting to realize he isn't Gary's favorite anymore and lashing out.
>0-4 deficit to 6-4 leadApologize! Yzerplan status: still intact
>>151620733shame mr. mucus went undrafted
>>151620889that sounds convenient
>>151621043mclellan gave them the miracle on ice speech during the timeout
>>151620976Is Utah Gary's favorite now? No seriously, how is an expansion team doing so well?
>>151621100>expansion teamguess they did well with their expansion draft
>>151621100>how is an expansion team doing so well?Because they aren't an expansion team and contrary to popular belief Arizona wasn't all that bad in the last few years and were due for a breakthrough. Kind of like a Buffalo-West without incompetent management.
>>151621092What did he say to them that he couldn't during intermission? "Whoever lets the puck in is gay"?
>>151621219called them a bunch of slack jawed faggots and threatened to tell the media that the swedes play with each other's penises in the shower if they lost
>>151621053the scouting report said he didn't have a NOSE for the net! haha
Are the devils better or how should I bet?
>>151621355i'd bet on new jerseybut...it's a devil's bargain
>>151621297>threatened to tell the media that the swedes play with each other's penises in the shower if they lostOh so that's why Edvinsson scored two goals after not doing jack shit for a long time.
my avies :)
>>151621722these crackas wildin
>>151621722that was pretty based for a swede
Hopefully today is the last day I have to adjust the clock one hour. Just stop this nonsense, noone cares about saving muh daylight
>>151619575>neutral zone trap baby
>>151621210>Arizona wasn't all that bad in the last few years and were due for a breakthroughExcept the owners then would sell the good players for high-cap, low-salary players/LTIR space. It was always a hotspot for shitty overpaid players
Yeah the avies are shit, already lost my money.
Cant believe Garys interns are still peddling arizona here
The last NHL game to feature no penalties called was on October 17, 2017, between the New Jersey Devils and the Columbus Blue Jackets. The game ended with a 3-2 victory for the Devils.
>>151622425False.
>>151621210>>151622306Didn't Gretzky coach Arizona during its final years? Heard he sucked as a coach and left on bad terms.
my avies :(
my avies :((
my avies :(((
>>151622879lmao
>>151622773that was like 20 years ago retard
>>151622773No, that was for the Phoenix Coyotes in 2005-2009
my avies! :)nichushkin!
knights play today hopefully they look better than yesterday brother's also our steelies play toknight :)
CUZ YOU'VE GOTNO CHANCENO CHANCE IN HELL
my nuckies play AGAIN today???
>>151623242if our steelies win Aaron will have beat every team in the league :)
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
>>151623398that's cool desu! :)
Boys I think Montreal is going to be the team that breaks the curse. That young core just keeps impressing me each game. Caufield, Hutson, Demidov, Suzuki, Kapanen, Dobes are only going to get better
>>151623638it would be p o t t e r y if they did this year and the jays also won, as the last time BOTH teams won everything was...it was...the year...1 9 9 3993
Our Sennies year I'm afraid
>>151623638We know who it won't be already
Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with my AI.
>>151623777With Florida banged up and Toronto losing Marner, this is their time to step up. Nobody else you can confidently say is elite in the East except Carolina and Washington. Pittsburgh has been riding Silos's hot goaltending. New Jersey has always had pieces but can you rely on them to hold it the rest of the season?
imagine watching gary hockey when you could be watching Pulju shred it in the swiss league
I was raped by the Canada World Juniors team in my mind
>>151623925TorontoVancouverEdmontonCalgaryOttawaWinnipeg
>gary trying to guilt trip me into buying life insurancejokes on you gary, I HAVE NO FAMILY!hahahahha!
>>151623956not having marner on your team is a Wnot a loss
rangers - calgary game tonight will be legendary
>>151624055Cope. Marner is better off playing in a real country
>>151624055Were going to have to stop pretending this again next year
coffee/hoc/coffee/hoc/coffee/hoc/coffee/hoc/
> When Pulkkinen took the ice in Finland this season, fans booed him when he touched the puck. Three businesses pulled their sponsorship from his new team.I can't wait 'til Russia takes over Finngolia and straightens those fags out.
the second period has just begun at THE ROCK
>>151624196>>151624211>>151624403you are a fag
just seen a quebec license plate bro's
crunch
>>151624196*for a real country
I wonder what it would be like if that 2-headed woman played in the PWHLAt the very least they would draw a lot of high sticking penalties
>>151624482>you are a fag
>>151624689>Picture taken in USAMy point still stands
>>151624935Amazing how athletes performance is so tied to the tax code they are playing in
>>151624925nice selfie
>>151625043>nice selfie
>>151625110nice selfie
>>151625110why do you hate white people?
>>151625131>nice selfie
>>151624403>Pulkkinen
>>151625003It's tied to media market. Hockey media in Can'tnada is pretty cringe. They just hound players and make up any story they can fabricate. When Dustin Penner signed with the Oilers back in the day it was the #1 story all over Can'tnada for a week. Nobody gives a fuck about Dustin Penner in this country not even Anaheim and LA fans
>>151625148>why do you hate white people?
wordle in 4 perfect connections and strands
>>151625231fag
>>151625193And the swedecucks are next.
>>151625259watch your mouth, trb
>>151625284In two weeks after Ukraine
>>151625196You are now an executive producer at SN and TSN aswell as sports editor at CBC and both the Toronto sun and star . What do you do to win Toronto a cup?
>>151625284remember when ziondon promised peace in the ukraine by now because he was (((friends))) with poo-tine lmao
Won't take that long, mohammad.
>>151625378Nuke tuhronna.
no mikkono stanley
>xrb threadyeah think ill skip this one. go flames.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151625401As long as globohomo gets massacred, it's all good, saar.
does xrb still get his disability and welfare checks while donny and the boys have shut down the government?
>>151625378Pretend that hockey doesn't exist duh. I can focus more on sports that Canadians enjoy like cricket
>>151625542are below the sharks
>>151625231wordle in 5 got wrecked by connections fuck that gay ass game
>>151625562yes im sure the president who has made absolutely no comments towards dei female commentators will be overseeing the end of leah hextall. jen. kek even.
>>151625694Speak english, saar.
>>151625694your president is pro feminist. idiot.
Christ no wonder Stars are off to a wonky start. Victory+ is making them all do humiliation ritual content
>>151625732imagine defending leah hextall. lol.
>>151625858Speak english, saar.
>>151623964Smile and optimism: restored.
>>151625858i thought she was a pretty decent sports news host in canada. it's too bad the yanks are forcing her into a role she's not good at.
>>151625874i accept your concession.
there are two mooseheads legends in this game
>>151625910Speak english, saar.
>>151625962>39 waist
why don't nuplayers slap the fan's hands on the way down the tunnel? the entire devils team just left a woman with down syndrome hanging. wtf is wrong with these zoomers?
>>151626005that was my wife :(
>>151626005Maybe they fear it’s contagious
>>151625763stars org, players, broadcasters, city, state, fans are all gay retards kwab
>>151626005why would the devil players slap a hand of a flames fan?
>>151626073Yeah yeah you too and whatever
>>151625979damn you are fat
>>151626110xrb really is, isnt xhe.
>caps assistant coach b& for the yearkwab>151626095couldn't be me dylan
>>151626122>xrb really is, isnt xhe.Sorry bro we don't speak Punjabi. Can you translate that for the rest of us?
>>151626156try lurking for 10 years so i dont have to explain, pablo.
oh dilly do be seethin
jeets are the only people no milly dilly has to punch down at, its sad how hard his brown hands are coping right now.
remember when JBL was feuding with Eddie and he tried to deport his mom shit was so cash
>multiple seething posts about how someone else is seething Classic
>>151625979Speak english, saar.
>>151626077
damn when did no milly dilly and xrb start to be friends? after they both got violently raped by the knightlanders alliance?
>>151626322that was a great feud. one of the nastier blade jobs, too.
Real queers queering off hours.
>damn when did the two fictional characters I pose as decide to become friends You tell us
>>151626457true JBL ruled
medication time
>>151626501You don’t have to announce everything you’re doing you know.
gooning
>>151626600thats the point of a blog, retard.
why does no million dillion let people get to him? he can't help but seethingly reply kwab
the Nicolas Roy I'm taking right now stinks worse than Dylan's house
this place was so good when the schizos were in detox and/or jail
>>151626005She would have accused them of rape
>n-no-no you >y-you have to tell me why my ass is so blasted?!???? >my tears are fucking flowing because i have no millykwab
starting to suspect that vegas is a fraudulent team
>>151620325isl hockey?
*wins the Lee**hands it to OUR Mitchie*heh nothing personell kid
Someone is BOILING today. What’s the matter Dopey? La Migra got you stressed?
Avies should score any second now
ah the classic >no you
Is this the aves goalie debut? he hasn't been impressive
>>151626749>get btfo by entire thread>i-i'd better bring up my b-bogeyman!!!!!!kwab
>>151626199>posts schizo babble>making up words>incoherent rambling>"tRy LuRkInG mOrE"Retard
bud should add Dylan to his tally
>>151626909It's his 2nd or 3rd start. Definitely a AHL guy but Blackwood wasn't back quite yet for the back to back.
>>151627005Just 10 more assblasted posts to no one in particular and we’ll all totally believe it’s not you who is seething.
>>151627034>i posted in /hoc/ years ago when it wasnt filled with schizosgood one nufag
>>151627102Go back faggot
>Mitch Love has been relieved of his duties as an assistant coach, effective immediately. This decision follows the findings of an NHL-led investigation into past allegations. The organization is committed to maintaining the highest standards of conduct and accountability.
the lore of /hoc/ is just way too much for newfags from other gennys to keep up with. time to go back to /mlb/ to talk about your trannies and anime.
>>151627074oh i don't seethe tranny. tiny lost. the stars lost.
>>151627005how long does it take to decide which teams are contenders or frauds? I think 15 or 20
>>151627204Didn’t Vegas get shut out yesterday?
copey won mitch won bud1 dilly lost trb lost and was raped kwab
>>151627167what was it like watching your team lose game 7 in 30 seconds, no milly dilly?
>>151627224kitties humiliated them
>if you win you lose KWAB
>>151627168ooof, makes a lot more sense he was passed over for those HC positions that he seemed to be the front runner. Have to imagine teams knew this was coming down.
aves are losing on the road again?! garbage team. lendeskag sucks
>>151627215Rule #1: Laffs, Soilers and Hurricants are always frauds.That's it.
>>151627250>>151627198
my avies!!! :)))nelson!
>>151627250I dunno what was it like getting on vpn to pretend you’re a different retard when you seethe at me. >i-i-if he thinks there’s two of me he’ll feel btfo I feel like a special education teacher whenever I interact with you.
so this is all a second round pick gets you nowadays?
Are my Hawks back?
>>151627396anon I'm going to have to ask you to look at those trade details again
>XRB>BUD1>TRB>COPEY>SAMIRThis is the most incoherent schizo shit you'll read on any hockey forum on the internet and that's saying something because Can'tnadians are pretty fucking cringe
>>151627396Cope he'll be back soon to lead >my laffs to the Cup.
>>151627451oh this tranny is fucking melting
>>151627385awww you going to cry from slovakia, spain, and lebanon now, no milly??
Surely next year has to be the sharks' year, r-right?
>>151627492>n-nou KWAB
>>151627428In awe at the size of that kaat.
>>151627451>>151627198
>>151627428They look decent. It's too early to tell but they have a good shot at playoffs
>>151627530It’s not lore if it’s inorganic samefagging. You are such a tryhard it’s fucking unreal.
>>151627581finna cry?
>>151627480does Jon Tavares have a time machine? (Not to go back to his prime, but to prevent their best player from walking for free)
>>151627487>oh this tranny is fucking melting
just sayin, assves can't beat the stars in the yoffsand the deblols can't beat the hurricanessimply not good enough
>>151627581ok so talk about hockey. ill wait for you to stop crying.
>>151627623nice selfie
Copey isn't taking getting shut out by the Panthers very well
>>151627615>>151627636Same poster on VPN by the way.
I'm keeping extensive notes on who is crying and who isn't, it's important
>>151627690so you cant talk hockey. there are people itt talking hockey, even talking about the game that is on right now, but you keep engaging with me instead. because you dont know shit about hockey and instead come to this general to have a meltie. cry more faggot.
>>151627505You got a few years left, child.
alright I caught three dudes crying so far, they must have egg on their face (as well as the tears from the crying)
need a movie about jack hughes starring casey affleck
>>151627827good jack busting
Oh boy it's sunday so I get to wee all the NHL pundits tweet about football as if anyone gives a fuck what they think.
>>151627825add me to the list i'm crying because coronato is getting healthy scratched today
>>151627827what would he do in the movie?
On a zoom call about homeing and taking care of my senior crackhead relative and it only took 15 minutes to bring up MAID
my avies are surviving off of gary points
>>151627921did you bring it up first?
>>151627917light the menorah
>>151627969No it was her son lmao
>>151627851jen, kinda see what youre getting at>>151627917balance a pro hockey career while struggling with finding love in the tristate area. its a romantic comedy
>>151628014grim
my avies :((((4 game loss streak
jack hughes is really good when he has tons of time and space
Avalanche sucks
my debbies :)
>>151628081probably should start the rebuild and trade mackinnon and makar to montréal
>>151627921Such is life on the reservation
>>151628154imagine the et le buuuts
I packed my bag last night preflight
why do games start an hour early on tuesday?
>>151628413it's le frozen fury xdall teams play that day and espn does an event like "redzone" all day
>Jamaica has an emerging ice hockey program managed by the Jamaican Olympic Ice Hockey Federation (JOIHF), which was established in 2011. While there are no ice rinks in Jamaica, the national team is composed of players of Jamaican descent, many of whom play in North America, and has achieved notable successes, including winning gold at the LATAM Cup. The team made its international debut in 2019 and aims to compete in the Winter Olympics, similar to the bobsled team's journey.:)
DEBBIES WIIIIIIN!!!!
Jamaican me crazy :)))
>>151623638They have an intriguing core for sure, but I wouldn't draw any conclusions 10 games in, especially considering how laughably easy their schedule has been so far.
>>151629221Flames gave them a tough game
Shall be taking the nap pill now. Try now to shit yourselves too hard while I'm gone lads.
>>151629452we call those nic roys btw
ah man i marnered myself
Our Sennies :)
>>151629452Ive never marnered myself
What are some creepy/disturbing hockey mysteries or events.Duncan Alvin MacPherson (February 3, 1966 – August 9, 1989) was a Canadian professional ice hockey player drafted by the islanders 20th overall. In 1989, he went on a trip to Austria, and then disappeared. Searches proved fruitless, until 2003 when his body was found in a melting glacier. His death remains officially unsolved.
>>151630098Mcdavid married a robot
As of today, this is the NHL dogshit list. These teams are dogshit.
>>151630098Gary bettman implementing escrow
>>151630098Carey Price was (and STILL is) collecting over 10 million dollars a year without even ever pretending to rehab and no one can talk about it
The Buffalo Sabres.
>>151630098ep40 went from a superstar and top 10 player in the league to absolute garbage overnight with no end in sight. its the fastest and biggest drop off ive ever seen. it might genuinely be another person. the question is what happened to elias? and who is number 40 in the nucks?
>>151630098I wouldn’t say creepy, but I genuinely believe Nichushkin has connections or dirt on someone up high to keep getting the league to sweep for him.
>>151630098once there was this guy named patrik laine who was drawing comparisons to selanne but then disappeared completely. gooned so hard his dick was more rashed than hossas skin conditioned that forced his retirement. now laine cant even play half a season or score 20 goals anymore. scary what porn can do to a person.
>>151630098>What are some creepy/disturbing hockey mysteries or events.the flyers blackmailed the maple leafs into taking oft-injured and fourth line plug Scott Laughton off their hands and hijacked a second round pick out of them
>>151629681knights rule dumb retard kwab
i often lay awake at night and wonder why i even bother
>>151630280>Lames are 32ndHow the fuck can you be worse than the sharts? LOL
>>151630098>What are some creepy/disturbing hockey mysteries or events.that the >laffs lost their best player for free and somehow thought that meant they would be playoff beats this season. Who convinced them of this?
>>151630098Tyler Seguin marrying and impregnating his stalker is an oldie but a goodie
>>151620050>crashed outfr fr?
surely the rags can beat the worst team in the league tonight
Mike hoffman's apparently evil wife is a fun one, but the most likely explanation (it wasn't her telling karlsson's wife to kill herself 100 times a day, but they did hate each other so it got blamed on her) is pretty boring
>>151630566Gary. He gave them a win last night.
>>151630691It literally was here, she said she did it because karrlssons wife stopped liking her pictures on instagram
>>151630691This one I remember. Hoffman and his wife asked the Judge to compel karlsson and his wife to publish any and all evidence that it was them doing the cyberbullying and karlsson and his wife couldn’t because there was none. What a dumb shitshow.
>>151630098>What are some creepy/disturbing hockey mysteries or events.what do the leafs know about the draft process that makes them forego it all together? for years they seemingly just picked guys at random before deciding it would be easier to just trade away all your picks so you don't even have to show up to the draft. Do they know that the league is folding in three years?
>>151630800sounds reasonable
KNIGHT POWER
>>151630800Cope they never backtraced her ip
Do you guys know where I can go talk hockey with non-zoomers & non-redditors? The more boomer the better. i just can't handle this schizo zoomer ADHD shit you faggots post in here
>>151631462/hocthis is the best you are going to get
>>151631462most of us are 35+ bud kwab
>>151630098the hartford whalers were owned and founded by a group running a ponzi scheme. the original owners tried to sell a 27% stake in the team as a last ditch effort to save their collapsing real estate enterprise, but the feds found out about their scheme and froze their assets. one of the guys running the scheme committed suicide, and 2 others were sentenced to 10+ years in prison. karmanos was able to buy the team from bankruptcy court and eventually moved them to carolina.
>>151631462it's just a couple ghouls from the 'cord brother, just point out their stringy blue hair and you'd be amazed how quickly they scurry away
>>151631462maybe r/hockey is more your speed
there is literally nothing wrong with having stringy blue hair
>>151631462gary's discord server
>>151630098Kostitisyn brothers were embedded in the Russian mob in montreal lol, I don't know how "creepy" that is
>>151631462If you like fifty year old men just constantly bitching and complaining, hfboards isn't dead yet
>>151631413fun fact about that. in their inaugural year there were these two dudes that would show up at the bar and shout that, and it made people pretty uncomfortable. later on that year when i came to /hoc/ i made the knight power oc that is not currently on the computer i'm using at the moment
>>151631462Hfboards or see if your team still has a fan run bbs board.
>>151631657based
https://youtu.be/X0zWpWALWEII WORKED IT INI WORKED IT IN TO LOOK LIKE THATTTT
>>151630098josé theodore's father and brother (and totally not josé himself) were members of the hell's angels
Have the leafs figured out its Mathews that needs to go from the 1st line ?
>>151630098>>151631635Sort of relatedly there's also Mitchkov's father clearly being killed by the Russian mob as retaliation to him leaving the KHL.
>>151631462I’m 32
you are all very nice hockey boys and very handsomeyou have good manners and are respectful
>>151632016grow up
>>151632018more like good marners am i right fellas
>>151631462/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general
game day FLAMESNATION
>>151631462Calgarypuck.com
>>151631462Shut the fuck up
>>151632133C of Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs)
>>151632133retard nation
oh, boy.
>>151631875thats messed up man
>>151630280>.500 with 0 regulation wins in 9 games
>>151632308proud to be a flamiac
Flyers had like a three year long soccer-style transfer saga with Ivan Fedotov, including the guy getting conscripted into the Russian navy (though they didn't make him fight), then he comes over and is one of the worst goalies in the NHL
>>151631462
>L1ndbom
>>151632973you're proud to be bottom of the league? good for you retard
>>151633162I thought they traded him
SUFFAH VEGASS
why is darth vladar suddenly so good? could it be that the fumes were holding him back by being such a shit team?
>>151634154trannies on twitter will blame this on muh hart signing curse
>>151633548cool that he's in the league, his older brother (also a goalie) was an extremely shitty rangers bust. Picked high in the second round and never got anything going after his draft year
Ok now that the dust has settled, why did marnerjeet fuck up vegass so hard?
wtf, Tampa Bay
>>151634610Marner isn’t a bad player by any means but he’s not nearly as good as the ever hysterical Canadian media has made him out to be either. He also just clearly has limitations like zero physicality.
utah is HOT!!
>>151632324>Criminal Act reported to boss instead of the Authorities to validate the allegationtale as old as time
>>151632324>name is Love>is actually so hateful he beat his wife into a fucking pulpBRAVO GARY! NICE SCRIPT!
>>151635171have you not learned from all the false MeToo shit and the recent Carter Hart shit?
(soon)
>>151635676Don't care. I'm still a Ranger for life.
>Benn out>Duchene out>Hintz out>Lundkvist out >Bäck in>DeSmith in>Capobianco in I may not even watch
>>151635831lol wtf
>>151631462>more of a boomer safespace Great discussion on hockey in the local McDonalds between 8 and 10 am
>dwarfism awareness
>>151636005
>>151636005They’re called Little People you insensitive chud
>tfw you and your brother are stuck in the last remaining sports team of a state known for cranberries, traffic and brown people
Ok now that the dust has settled, how did both teams manage to lose the marnerjeet trade?
>>151636121The pa announcer in Winnipeg said dwarfism awareness. If it's good enough for Canadians and the NHL, then it's good enough for 4chan
>>151636121Peter Dinklage plays Eitri, the King of the Dwarves, in the Avengers movies >but I suppose you would just claim he was being insensitive to "his own kind", you stereotype
Ok now that the dust has settled, how did flims wind up with a dwarf in net?
my sharkies :)
dustin wolf fucking sucks
>Ok now that the dustin wolfe has settled,
refpuck in transpa is abhorrent
The Vegas game cut to commercial as soon as the ref started talking. Weird
>>151636344Came here to post this
I really hope the Flames pull it off tonight. That loss to the Sharks really pushed the rags fans and media toward the full realization that their team is shit. I loss to the Flames tonight would fully cement that. It's been hilarious watching them reach this point.
Are the sharks improving?
I AM STILL LIVING WITH YOUR GHOOOSSTLONELY AND DREAMING OF THE WEST COAST
everlast sucks
>>151636455impossible to say since any victory would be an improvement
Chilly Easter is a dead meme
>>151636547So dead you could almost call it chilly
>>151636455add wolf to the sharks and you'll get the all-shit team
>>151636453it will happen
>>151636547>mentally ill retard tells the thread he is getting forced in to drug rehab>raped/chilly easter/bud1/mitch spam immediately stops the next dayThis will never not be funny to me.
>another penaltythis shit is rigged bros
>mild
>>151636626do you ever leave
>>151636626KWAB he only made it a week huh.
M I S AISAfirst nhl goal!!
>fighting 30 seconds into the gameclassy
>>151636693Sam and copey were supposed to make a podcast once
>>151636678And an abuser thats why hes not allowed to coach the craps
>>151636691setting the tone. you wouldn't get it.
>>151636588fucking AI photo
Should I buy tickets, skip work, and make the 4.5 hour drive to Dallas on Tuesday?
>>151636754stop living like homer simpson
>>151636754Get a seat where we can see you posting on /hoc/
i'm watching a scf preview right now
>>151636853But the mammoth and jets are in the same conference
>>151636853>bolts>scf
>>151636818There's good seats at decent prices available. If Alexander scores 900 and I'm not there, I'm going to feel like I made a mistake
Time for Minnesota to get fed PPs so they don't look like a complete joke.
If you screencap /hoc/ posts and spread them around youre an asshole
mitch boilin'
>>151636916Hi mitch how was forced rehab
>shorks
>>151636719Sam was my perfect friend I miss that nigga
>>151636853That game doesn't start till 8 though
i put a pidza in the oven
my sharkies :(
>>151636948what toppings, friend?
>>151636948What kind
>>151636916They only people that care are here and they saw it anyway when you made the original blogpost
dammit shorks
I wonder if anyone screencaps my blogposts
>>151636936how about I screencap you the next time you post something embarrassing and call you mitch?
theodore sucks
TO: Finnish Pidser EnjoyerFROM: /hoc/In the future, please post toppings, oven settings, and the brand of pidser when you post.
>>151637060>>
>LATE BREAKING /hoc/ NEWS
im eating ice cream right now. if you need to know. hoof prints.
>>151637106based tomorrowchad
>>151637106 >someone cares <3
>>151637106You’re mitch
>>151637047
What a boring period of hockey. Lightning can’t score and Vegas can’t even get out of their own zone. Not a shot on goal in 15 minutes?? Not a one?
> I'll be frank. Fags out.
>>151637319>2 shit teams
>>151637047Have another drink pal
>>151637275No, but I am going to dress up as Mitch for Halloween >Maybe I can rent a WRX
>>151637367>>Maybe I can rent a WRXnot on your limited income kwarb
>>151636916What if I just repost screenshots other anons took?
frankly I don't enjoy the thread when trb is posting and did this reason: I'm out
>>151637427I find this form of shitposting to be informative and interesting >>151637499in/outposting is old school af
>dustin wolf is fucking shi-
lane hutson making his case for back to back calders
I’m getting tired of the same bullshit day after day. Maybe I’ve matured past the need for this place. the screencapping and name calling is just schoolyard bullying.
LMAO I think we went to far /hoc/
>>151637670KWAB
>>151637647KWAB
>>151637647Have another drink pal
>>151637647people forget /hoc/ is for frens
>>151637767
>>151637770This place has the mentality of a highschool. Maybe if you’re considered one of “cool ones” otherwise you’re assigned a name and ruthlessly bullied.
his name is stone but he's made of glass.
Get a load of this retard
>>151637833We are literally all equal and post under the same name You even have the privalige of posting with the best flag
>>151637836true my dad is sick of him
>>151637836is he ded again?
>>151637873'fraid so. placed on IR with a wrist injury.
i am a relentlessly awful poster and i have never been named
>>151637836Is he taking time off before the Olympics?
>>151637833Just ignore the rage bating retards fren. You'll learn inner peace.
>>151637836jen
>>151637833Is that what they told you in rehab?
fuck i wish this game was over the knights look like shit for the second time in 24 hours >:(oh well at least i've never had to go to rehab KWAB
>>151637833You've put too much of your personality into a anonymous forum similar to trb We can always tell its post and we can also always spot yours
we don't demonize self-help here
roger roger t- 40m till our flames return over
>>151638071I do
>Chicago Blackhawks >primary color is red
>>151638048In high school I lied about being addicted to alcohol and drugs to my parents because I thought rehab would A) be good for my rep and B) provide a break from school.
for me its paying attention to how things make me feel i simply avoid the things that make me feel bad!
>>151638071I decided to see a therapist yesterday
sidney crosby :D
>>151638133Based
>>151638133>/hoc/ is talking to chatgpt about their dad again
>>151638133Therapy is not for you. They don’t want you to fix your problems there’s no money in that.
eklund's been on fire these past couple games
>>151638118They have an all black uniform, but then they ruin it with colored shoulder patches
>>151638166its literally free here
>>151638165nta but that's me
>>151638166Ya but I found myself using prozzies as therapy and that's worse
>>151638133KWAB
>mildwew
>>151638188>>151638191It’s still not good. It was once but it’s morphed into empty affirmations. They don’t put emphasis on YOU self reflecting, taking accountability, and making changes. They will simply tell you why your feelings are valid no matter what.
You therapist haters are pathetic >nooo dont seek help, you must continue suffering like ussss
>Vegass
>>151638232I think there is a lot of variation is therapist quality
>>151638246I’m giving you the credit of possessing the tools necessary already that you think a therapist will give you.
>>151638232That must be way mitch is back in here blaming us for the fact he spent years getting drunk and fucked up on drugs and creating an entire fantasy land here.
>fourfull draw in Coca-Cola Coliseum
>>151638285*in
Whenever the Sharks get momentum and Minneosta looks flat as fuck they get gifted a powerplay.
>>151638232that woman in the sopranos was afraid of him, okay chud?
>i had to start seeing a therapists because i didnt get any (you)s on 4chan
>>151638351therapist told me to become a flameschad to pump up my (you) numbers
>>151638375Therapists are supposed to tell you to stop talking to yourself
my therapist asked me to stop listening to kate bush 18 hours per day
Better keep your head up next time
>>151638416>>151638375>>151638465samefag
>Now that the smoke has settled, It's "now that the smoke has cleared," you nonce
Therapy is for pussies and redditors. If you can't figure it out on your own then you are a typical weak minded beta. You deserve to get scammed by therapists
>>151638121kek did they call you out for lying
>pens at Coca-Cola Coliseum
>>151638583nice hit
Panarin - Miller - RaddyshSheary - Zibanejad - LafrenièreCuylle - Laba - OthmannEdström - Carrick - PärssinenFucking awful
Kings vs Blackhawks 2010s still the best rivalry in the NHL since Detroit vs Colorado 00s
>>151638553No I was committed to the act I even crushed up vitamins claimed it was cocaine and snorted it in front of them. Unfortunately they didn’t want to shell out the big bucks for my fake addiction so I did several weeks in NA and outpatient rehab in town before coming clean.
https://youtu.be/qMDxrXFQwU8?list=RDqMDxrXFQwU8
i'll take the point. hope cassidy bagskates these fags and makes theodore cry. he's been so fucking bad
What if Blackhawks make the playoffs this year?
Rise of the Flamiac
>>151638813Lmao
>>151638836Team looked shit their goalie looked legitimately elite tho. Why even sign Hart when this kid is that good?
some threads should get old yeller'd prior to 500this is one of them
>>151638828>LEAVE ANON ALONE
>>151638874Rags v Flames should make for a good next thread
>>151638813based
>>151638781Leafs vs Winning isn't really a rivalry because it's so one sided
>>151638871idk but they failed that kid in his first nhl game with his parents in attendance :(
>>151638910For retards
>>151638933What happened to your pixels bro?
reaves has more goals than mcdavid. twice as many
dustin wolf shut out coming up
not sure if i should take a drizzling roy now or wait for new
>>151638939His real parents are in Sweden. Those her his Tampa Bay host parents. They showed them on camera right before he gave up a goal. Kinda sad. But 26 saves was great
>>151638992been holding my marner since 4pm waiting for new
>>151639023>>151639023>>151639023
>>151639032>no link to previousshant
>>151639061+1
Is dis good?
