KO 4:30PM UK (40 bings)Everton (4-2-3-1): Pickford; O’Brien, Tarkowski, Keane, Mykolenko; Garner, Gueye; Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish; Beto.>Subs: Travers, Coleman, Aznou, Alcaraz, Rohl, Iroegbunam, Dibling, McNeil, Barry.Spurs (4-2-3-1): Vicario; Porro, Danso, Van de Ven, Spence; Palhinha, Bentancur; Kudus, Simons, Johnson; Kolo Muani.>Subs: Kinsky, Gray, Byfield, Bergvall, Sarr, Scarlett, Odobert, Tel, Richarlison.
anime
Evens and I watch this gameOdds and I go to Maccas then have a wank
>>151619961I would like Everton to win
>>151620453grow up
>>151620479What's your maccies order anon?
COYS!!!!
got a bad feeling once again
Why does Thomas Frank have such a long neck?
>>151620855all the better to play bentancur with palhinha with
>>151620807It will be some inedible crap not fit for human consumption. Cook a roast dinner.
>>151620908oh fuck off, nothing wrong with having a mcdonalds now and then
not feeling this game tbqh
porro vs grealish we are missing udogie to have spence on the right
>>151620583
Boos at the knee, classy as ever
I didn't know Xavi is so slow
>>151621165why should anybody respect public ngubu worship
>>151621165>Boos at the kneebased
good blockconfused by our formation both kudus and johnson on the right, is it johnson in midfield and xavi on the left?
Why hasn't it kicked off yet?
>>151621165Mate if Scousers and Jews aren't left-wing enough for you if might be a you thing
>>151621228Nevermind, my NowTV fell behind
>>151621226or kudus in midfield and johnson further up
>>151621067This is going to be a disaster for >us>Simons already lost the ball running int a defender.He's very lucky Isak, and Wirtz have been such flops to take attention away from him>>151621226>>151621271Kudus is RM, BJ is RS
Can't believe Liverpool fumbled their lead and this team fumbled chances at winning too. Fucking Arsenal is going to win this year.
>>151621294Can't believe how much of a flop he's been. I thought we were so lucky to have signed him :(
>>151621318in fairness who has he had attacking with him so far
>>151621295>Fucking Arsenal is going to win this year.it sucks bro
>>151621343With haramball too
>>151621318I'm hoping once one of Kulu or Maddison is upfront it will help. Not impressed with the finishing from Tel, BJ, Odobert, Richarlison, or the permanently injured Solanke
Spurs bros its time to admit that palhinha and kudus have been complete and utter flops. Simons was always going to be shit I have no idea why we didn't just go all out for eze.
>Frank is so adaptable bro he adapts so well he's always adapting>please bro just one more Palinha-Benta midfield bro please I swear this time it will work bro please
>>151621393No, Palhinha and Kudus have done decently so far in a team with no real strikers
>>151621393Kudus is the only one that actually does anything what you on about
Can't say I'm a fan of Everton's new gaff desu
>>151621436>>151621468It's because of fans like you why we have no standards
>>151621473Don't @ me
>>151621507@
Do we ever have an attacking play where we don't slow down and wait for their entire 11 get back to defend their box
>>151621024C'mon dude even bactria won't eat it. The chips aren't even made from potato.
>>151621473I mean not world beaters, but having no competent upfront harms them for would-be assists
Literally copied arsenals set piece tactic lol
VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN VAN DE VEN
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>Simons againWould rather >we still had PEH, Winks, or Skipp tbqhlads
>>151621468What's wrong with it? I mean it needs more seats that's for sure.
Apologize to Kudus
vdv carrying us
>>151619961LONDON IS WHITE
LFG!!!
off bentancurs shoulder kekget up xavi ffs
>Simons injuredPlease sub Bergvall or Sarr for him
Chavvy Semens
>>151621765I'll drop Frank a message now hun x
>Cornerball
fuck sake
Get the fuck in
>VicarioThe shot was clearly going wide too. Why did he give the corner
FUCK
ERA
clearly offside
The keeper gets to it and flops the save. The player behind doesn't even do anything
2 everton players elbowing vicario
REFS SAVE ME
>"is he really interfering with the goalkeeper"What, the elbow that is pushing Vicario away from the ball? Fuck off
if thats not interfering then what is
THANK YOU ERA.
>Does he really interfere with the goalkeeperSays the commentator as two Everton players barge into the keeper and knock him off balance
Bro arsenal are going to have a field day if we defend set pieces like this
>>151621918WE'RE SO BACK
>not interfering
Lmao ref had stage fright
may aswell just ban tackling next
Everton fans love a good booo sessionTheir own players, the ref, anything
>>151621930it's vicario, the guy is weak af. ever since that man city game a few seasons back, people have been bullying him in the box
>>151621967What do you expect from scouser mackems lmao
>>151621984Getting intentionally fouled is not being bullied
Everton 10 is a quality player desu
Simons is such a faggot I hate him
>>151621920lol, he dived at the ball, never offside
>>151622024>Could have had Grealingz almost a decade ago for £25m, but Levy fucked it up by being a tight fisted
Every team is through on goal with a simple one or two passes. Meanwhile we slowly get into their half and slowly pass it around their 11 defenders for a bit
>>151622056One of them goes into the keeper clear as day, whilst in an offside position due to it being headed across from the corner
>>151622041he's got that Gabriel Jesus pouty face
Ndiaye, decent player but doesn't come to much
>>151622168how would you know that? have you been letting him bum you?
Oh my fucking days fuck off Xavi
How the fuck do >we keep getting carved open so easily.State of fucking Simons
Love me some Micky Van De Ven
Last night I went to Walmart for some groceries but as I was walking out I noticed this older lady pushing a cart alone so I followed her to her car and watched her put her groceries in her trunk and when she was almost done I looked around to make sure no one was watching and crept up behind her and punched her in the back of her head as hard as I could. She hit her car and crumpled and I ran off as fast as I could.
thought that was in
>>151622099there is a replay from the camera in the goal, nobody impeded his dive
>>151622359shop local
better off with 10men than having beto up front
>>151622359Classic Everton fan
Half time poo sex
>>151622467got to be the worst striker (if you can even call him that) in the league
Fukin Simons
>>151622567yeah he's shite
sancho at utd > simons at spurs
>2 shots>saved by VARIt's looking grim boys.
>>151622168been the best player on the pitch first half
>>151622619Beto at Everton > Simons at Spurs
Simons off at half time what an absolute disaster he is
VDV I KNEEL
>>151622377You really can't see the body move from impact? Try getting new glasses, mate>>151622662What about that fat white Ndombele
MICKY I KNEEL
MICKY!!!
>moyes
pickford's career is over with every team playing like stoke now
>>151622748Even Ndombele had his moments
GOOOAAAAAL
our top scorer micky kek
Just making a note that its perfectly fine to push the goalkeeper. Sure this won't be contradicted in the future.
Post black women
MICKY AGAIN OLE OLE
>>151622846
>>151622843>Why do they persecute us soYou Everton fans are always such victims as your players invoke dirty tactics to subverse our keeper
>>151622938typical scouse
everton would be in europe with a chris wood up front
>>151622843He was clearly pushed in the build up. Not by much but then where's the consistency. All of everton's goals seem highly scrutinized I've given up cheering now as a third are disallowed.
Where are the slags I want to see some English Roses???!!!
>>151623077not kosher sorry goy
genuinely think vdv is too good for us and real madrid or someone will come for him soon
Since when is 'Chappers' on Super Sunday
>>151622992Wood had 1-2 good season at Forest didn't he? Would ne better off with Salah, or Sir Harold Kane
>>151623130*blesses this thread*now it's definitely not kosher
>>151623077
Micky hitting 'em like Osama
>>151623226i'd like to bend her over like beckham
>>151623194well then a big lad who isn't total dogshit like beto
Salmon for dinner
>>151623171doesn't matter, we have Luka Vušković waiting for us
There's no way they can throw a 2-0 lead right?
>>151623308Woltamende, or Crouch
>>151623171No, he's going to win the UCL with us. Stop tweaking
I'm getting the impression nobody shoot for everton?
>>151622938I'm not an everton fan
I can see another relagation fight coming for us. We have no striker, no right back (O'Brien does ok but he a CB) our left back is shite. No striker. I think mid table would be hard as we'll get very few wins now.
>>151623509Their striker might be the worst starting number 9 in the league
>everton chantembarrassingly bad
>>151623561What about Everton?
>>151623561*relegation even. I'm so seething I'm forgetting how to spell.
>>151623263same
VICARIO
>>151623621Kek. A win for spurs today and they're third in the table. They have some hard fixtures coming up but if they do alright in those it could be a good season for them.
never seen a bicycle kick look like that lmao
Shades of Gordon Banks against Pele
>>151622524What a weird show, is that David Dastmalchian? His career has taken a turn
>>151623469Oh dear, I would say only Leicester and Newcastle are worse at bottling leads, and that's largely wishful thinking on my part>>151623800Never win at Chelsea, Arsenal going to win the Premier league. Can't see it being a good season
Smoked salmon on a bed of cream cheese topped wholemeal toasted bread with a delicate drizzle of balsamic vinegar and a light sprinkle of brown sugar and dill
>>151624083nice one m8. elton john coming round for dinner is he?
Muani is as useless as XaviWhat an awful transfer window
Bergvall on for Simons let's fucking go, strange considering Sarr is more defensive
>>151624119He's just been
>>151624083Is that dill that's on the salmon? Looks good.
Richi never puts out for this team. Only Brazil.
>>151624124Honestly can't say anything him or BJ have done so far this game
what is life like being an everton fan?
>>151624242Yeah it's smoked salmon on a bed of cream cheese topped wholemeal toasted bread with a delicate drizzle of balsamic vinegar and a light sprinkle of brown sugar and dill
damn. looks like this'll be the first loss at the lil dickinson
>>151624289bit like spurscelebrate the rivals losing
>>151624289Who cares
>>151624327Lil Dicky haha
I really really love that "can't smile without you" song
>>151624083where's the beans mate
rain
>>151624298Tasty. I'd never think to put brown sugar on it. Might make this tomorrow.
If Brennan Johnson were English he'd be called Boris Johnson
Can't decide whether to play vidya after this game or watch TV Both seem wasteful
>>151624289Stressful. Constantly changing managers. Do shit in the cups and leauge. Constantly lose to Liverpool and sell our best players. Last trophy was in 1995.
>>151624591>Boris>English
You know it's funny, it's usually Everton that is credited for their boring play and for trying to frustrate the opposing team
>>151624640Spurs but 2025
>ITS GAY
Putting the darts on
>>151624640people make fun of spurs not having trophies but where is that vitriol when it comes to everton? 1995? what the fuck? I was in elementary school in 95'
>>151624640Must be fun to keep spaffing £20m+ on strikers and have each and every one turn out to be complete donkeys
>>151624744Spurs pretend to be a big team and Everton know their place
everton deserve a point
>>151624332>says the wog with a "st totteringham's day"
Everton really need to score a goal if they want to get anything out of this game
>>151624744Everton haven't spent the last 15 years or so masquerading as a big 6 club, and have won the FA Cup in my lifetime
>>151624850you're an mutt
>>151624850gottem
>>151624850done him
>>151624820Haha these aren't even our worst. Beto gets the odd goal and Barry hasn't really had a chance. Niase, Sandro and Tosun were real horror shows.
>>151624850Basado
>>151624894Micheal Owen?
>>151624972What about that Dutch fella and Moss Ken
Alright I think this is a dub, thank goodness for Micky
Gay was better before he went to psg
is there a fire drill at the everton dick stadium?
>>151625011Royson Drenthe the dutch guy? Oh yeah Moise Kean. He got subbed on once and subbed off after 10 minutes as he wasn't even bothering.
>>151625219Fans are ejecting the dick
Everton are running out of time to get a foothold in this game
>>151625229No, he was from Ajax I think. Klaasen?
FILTHY
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THERES A SARR MANNNNN
OPEN PLAY GOAL HOLY FUCK
Why's that lil nibba so sad after scoring
chelsea, we're coming for that booty. get the oil ready
>>151624850kek done that british islander
I'm such a Frank-pilled spurscel
>>151625282Davy Klassen, yeah he was a midfielder. Another flop.
>>151624850Based
well well well
How shit was ange?
>>151625604he famously doesn't care about set pieces. he should've never been a manager for a top flight professional club
>>151625604I'm not sure he could even hang in the Championship
We are indeed a top 4 club
>>151625749He managed to win a league with a top championship level squad (against league 1 standard opposition)
>>151625755Well you better be, you are the only ones capable of stopping the worst possible reality
And you lot were screaming Frank Out just a week ago tisk tisk
>>151625936no one was actually saying that other than ange fanatics or false flags
danso always looks like he's been stung by a bee and is having a reaction
>>151626052think we're missing romero still but danso aint too bad good with defensive headers and meme throws
