>Bundesliga>Sunday 17:30Stuttgart - Mainz>DFB-Pokal>Tuesday 18:30Heidenheim - HSVHertha - ElversbergFrankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)Wolfsburg - Kiel>Tuesday 20:45Cottbus - LeipzigM'Gladbach - KarlsruheAugsburg - BochumSt. Pauli - Hoffenheim>Wednesday 18:00Illertissen - MagdeburgFürth - K'lauternPaderborn - LeverkusenMainz - Stuttgart>Wednesday 20:45Union - BielefeldDarmstadt - SchalkeDüsseldorf - FreiburgKöln - Bayern (ARD)
proper new ist hier du dummkopf >>151616333
Anime
>>151620662Wann spielt Brewomen im pokal?
>>151620662Cringe thread, kys and saged
>>151620662I dont appreciate how "dark" Bundesliga teams are
>>151620831We are living in dark times
HOW MANY FOR OUR BOY HOLLERCHAD????
notfall again award
>Seit wenigen Minuten herrscht im Stadion ziemliche Ruhe. Noch ist nicht bekannt, ob es einen Zwischenfall auf den Rängen gegeben hat.you love to see it>ehm das gabs schon immer!!!lel ok
>>151621728cite a source that it didnt happen always years ago?the fans are simply more sensible now and dont continue to sing their cavemen chants
SICHER UND EFFEKTIV
let hollerchad shoot you selfish bastard
Amiri is fine too #projectCUM
I wanna see us in a penalty shootout, we've got some pretty great standard takers bar the kimmchi corners
CHRIST
>>151620662Der Typ ist wirklich nicht vorteilhaft gealtert.Aber gut, ich schätze, ÖRR stellt halt was mit dir an.
>>151622741Was denn so?
>another Hollerbitch no showshocking
he played a very good game tho, covered the most distance on the pitch and created lots of spaces
UNDAV
>pressing machine Hollerchad off>keeper can ungestört play a ball over 70m
>>151621728safe and effective
>turn on buttgart to watch my tipp being ruined 90+6 live and in color>wymyn co commentatorfuck offthis sport is so fucking finished
re undav btw>Wie BILD erfuhr, soll der türkische Nationalspieler Fener-Star Ismail (28 Länderspiele) Undav rassistisch beleidigt haben, woraufhin sich der Stuttgarter mit Worten und Gesten gewehrt hatte. Hintergrund: Als Kurde war Undav in Istanbul vielen Schmähungen und Provokationen ausgesetzt. Bereits beim Aufwärmen wurde er mit dem Wolfsgruß begrüßt>Auf Social Media ging der Wahnsinn um Undav dann erst so richtig los. Unter seinem letzten Beitrag auf Instagram wurden bis Samstagmittag rund 88 000 Kommentare geschrieben – und damit fast 200 Mal so viele wie sonst üblich!>Kurios: Undav profitiert sogar vom Wirbel, seine Followerzahl auf Instagram ist in den vergangenen drei Tagen von 300 000 auf knapp 440 000 Follower in die Höhe geschnellt.
>bringing on wiper when you need a goal
muzzies are so hilariously retarded holy shit
>’miriover
>>151625525his fifth already?
>sign locker room cancer Hollerbitch>play worst Hinrunde in decadeslol
dominated the tippspiel and got the tagessieglets gooo
Doppebelastung & Holler missed nearly everything injured
151625548>3 goals>3 penaltieskwab
>Klose on SportschauLOL this little beta bitch is the most pathetic figure in German football history. You have to be extremely mentally ill to hire a coach like that. WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
151625580>locker room cancersource: MelodyMondlicht
>>151625677my nigga needs to start in the Regionalliga and maloch his way upwhere it all began for him as a player too
>>151625904he already did that tho and he absolutely sucked anywhere outside of Bayern II
>>151625904No. Klose is a Kreisliga kind of man. He belongs in Duisburg-Marxloh, that's his level. When you consider his charm level he shouldn't even be allowed to coach an u15 boys team (that would still beat the world champions of Frauenfussball lol)
>>151628704for me it's India Hamburg
Führich motm
>>151629991and nur törken
beer
>>151630603Northern Indians look like this
>>151631190no we dont. we are way lighter
>>151625118Bro social media is made by the fucking devil
>>151620662>Heidenheim - HSVHSV>Hertha - ElversbergBSC>Frankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)CHADMUND>Wolfsburg - KielHOLZBEIN>Cottbus - LeipzigBVLLZ>M'Gladbach - KarlsruheKSC>Augsburg - BochumWAF>St. Pauli - HoffenheimHOFFENHEIM>Illertissen - MagdeburgILLERTISSEN>Fürth - K'lauternFCK>Paderborn - LeverkusenB00>Mainz - StuttgartVFB>Union - BielefeldHUHNION>Darmstadt - SchalkeDARMCHUDS>Düsseldorf - FreiburgFREIBURG>Köln - Bayern (ARD)EFFZEH
Müllel about to yabadabadoo the yanks tonight
>>151637243>best of 3utter woke nonsence
can't find any streams:((
>>151638721https://superstreamer.online/major-league-soccer-vancouver-whitecaps-vs-dallas/
>>151638759thanks a lot man, this is some good image quality
>>151638860euro sports piracy never left the SD eraidk MLS streams are usually like that
>>151638915the chat noise is pissing me off lmao
this black guy should scored 3 already
ayeMüller's passes are like pealrs for swine in this team
they're so wasteful wtf
MÜLLER
they love him there
GuMo
coffee
>>151646012Going to Freilaßing heute
Aber Jz 1 stiegl mit 3 weißwürste und den kaffee
the plot thickens...
>>151646794Negerliebhaber
>>151646794that is fake and you are mentally ill
I'm german now
Berchteschads rise up!!
>>151647169mein brüder
Any unironic Bayern fans here?Or just me?
>Der Sport1-"Doppelpass" hat am Sonntag neue Saison-Bestwerte eingefahren. Mit durchschnittlich 680.000 Zuschauern und einem starken Marktanteil von 9,7 Prozent in der Zielgruppe drehte der Fußball-Talk mächtig auf. Besonders beachtlich: In der Kernzielgruppe der 14- bis 49-jährigen Männer erzielte der "Doppelpass" sogar stolze 16,4 Prozent Marktanteil, bei den 14- bis 59-jährigen Männern waren 12,1 Prozent drin.
>>151647544Hört auf den Scheiß zu schauen, meine Fresse seid ihr alle dumm.
>>151646794AWWWWW HELLLL NAH
>>151647276Holy based jt!!!
>>151647544It's the only way to follow Thomas Müller's MLS career
>>151646794just fact checked it and its real..
is Woltebitch going to be the next footballer coming out as gay?
>>151647984he basically already came out as gay by announcing that he made his friend move in with him in England
>>151647731Someone shop jts hairline on woltechad
>>151648091KEK
>>151648256Honestly looks chad af
>>151648276yeah besides the catastrophic hair..
country so poor they can only afford basic bitch cuts?
>>151648300Nah the hair is looking spicy af
>>151648313was* , I can imagine it only got worse since that image xD
>He thinks I didn't went to türkiye to get a transplant
>>151648521so you can finally get a gf now that you have a full head of hair?
>>151649141Yes! One Gwinn gf pls
>>151649170maybe someone more in your league?
>152 Schiedsrichter, die aktiv Geld setzen, darunter zehn mit je mehr als 10.000 platzierten Wetten: Der türkische Fußballverband hat Erkenntnisse aus einer internen Untersuchung veröffentlicht
>>151649398Bertha aus Anif, 31 yo tattooed Kassa*in (female) at the local lidl who is missing a tooth and smokes like a chimney maybe mmmmm
>>151649398I don't think hes into grannies
>monday>late october>21:00 KOwhy is this tolerable to the spanish fan and send the german fan into flying fits of rage?
Unironically WRONG
>let me tell you about your league
>tuesday is ok>wednesday is ok>thursday is ok>friday is ok>monday is not
delusional Waf
I hate the blundershitga I hate the blundershitga I HATE the blundershitga
https://youtube.com/shorts/EfVkXRV2gIs?si=jxR4gKur2EvOMjhp
>@Plettigoal: Tim #Lemperle scores his third goal of the Bundesliga season in a 3:1 home win against Heidenheim.>>Julian Nagelsmann are closely monitoring the 23 y/o striker, whose big goal is to take part in the 2026 World Cup.
>>151650854Einfach Kvlt
>>151651404>don't even show a pic of the handballimagine being as cucked as HaberSpor1
>Momentan sieht es so aus als würden Niklas Süle und auch Emre Can, die beide auslaufende Verträge haben, nicht bei den Schwarzgelben verlängern. Welcome to _?
>>151651843Can should go back to LeverkusenSüle needs a change of scenery, maybe Serie A suits him better than Hummels??
>>151652842(c)an would be a eberl masterclass desu
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>>151653519that fancy flick up achieved nothing lol
151651414>Julian Nagelsmann are closely monitoringnew low for plettialso I guarantee that the Unterschichtler Lemperlel will never ever make an appearance for the German national teamfeel free to screenshot
>>151653736you're not tired of taking L after L?Lemperchad x Hollerchad will bring the cup home
bremen
>>151653875when will they play in the cup? I've been desperately looking for their fixture but had no success so far
lol HIV mong it's so cute how you keep parroting my insults even when they do not make any sense when applied to me. glad to see I continue living rent free in your little mongo brain
>To date, HSV's last major trophy was the 1986–87 DFB-Pokal
>bremtard and a british flag posting at the same timelmaoooo youre so retarded man, you're not even trying
schizo
>British flag randomly attacks HSVyeah yeah try harder
herpes sportsverein
>>151654322based
HAHAHAHAHA you're such a depp
seething & pathetic
the pathetic part is your low iq proxy usage <3
>still copying melol
what's there to copy you retard
>>151665833Gluten Morgen mein deutscher freundin
>Was an Super-Karl optisch auffällt: Er ist mit einer Körpergröße von 1,68 Metern der kleinste Spieler im KaderHahahaha
Ich dachte Super-Karl ist er erst, wenner 'n Pilz frisst.
he looks shorter than 168. seems more like 160 to me desu
True
are you ready for the El Mala vs Lenny K showdown tomorrow?
aura
>no high speed meme filename
who knew this???
>Die Regelhüter des International Football Association Board (Ifab) diskutieren eine Reform der Abseitsregel>Ein Angreifer dürfte im Moment der Ballabgabe mit einem Großteil seines Körpers jenseits der imaginären Abseitslinie stehen – und hätte den kürzeren Weg zum Tor als der Verteidiger, ohne dass der Schiri abpfeift.
>>151671651aura
>Der nach wie vor hoch verschuldete FC Schalke 04 hat seine Verbindlichkeiten im vergangenen Geschäftsjahr um weitere rund 15 Millionen Euro gesenkt. Wie Finanzchefin Christina Rühl-Hamers mitteilte, lagen die Gesamtverbindlichkeiten zum 30. Juni 2025 noch bei knapp 148 Mio. Euro. Bei den Nettofinanzverbindlichkeiten ging es von 114,7 Mio. auf 110,8 Mio. Euro. Der angestrebte Gewinn im niedrigen bis mittleren einstelligen Millionenbereich wurde erreicht. Schalke weist für das Geschäftsjahr 2024/2025 einen Konzernjahresüberschuss von 5,5 Mio. Euro aus.
>>151671671Wir Sind so rück
>>151671654yes, we need to make pacey players even better
>there are sofa king ritarted people in this subreddit that think nick woltemade isn't elite
Which Fußball Bundesliga team would be ideal for me?> Team founded in 2002 or later> Team with a stadium built in 2002 or later> Team founded in what is now unified Germany> I hate all teams founded before 2002> Team with a majority of players under 20
>>151671877BASIERT
>>151671905RB Leipzig
>>151672115Reasons why RB Leipzig would be my ideal team in Germany?
>>151671905Fc Bayern Munich
>>151670819is he running to his bf or why has he it so eilig?
>>151671651>pridethey're really planning his coming out huh?
>>151672380>why has he it so
>why has he it so eilig
>>151672488warum (why) hat (has) er (he) es (it) so (so) eilig (eilig)?nothing wrong with that sentence you mongo
>stopped eating goyslop and constipated again award
>>151649411>Der Sender „Habertürk“ berichtete nun unter Berufung auf Justizkreise, dass auch gegen Vereine und Spieler ermittelt werde. Demzufolge sind 3.700 Spieler im Visier der Justiz. Es wurde ein Disziplinarverfahren eingeleitet, zudem nahm die Istanbuler Staatsanwaltschaft Ermittlungen auf.
>>151672380Back to /deutsch/ or Kotichan you go "Bernd".
Ach du Kacke!
>>151649411>>151672582Okay jetzt kann ich auch verstehen, warum die Clubs in den letzten Monaten so sauer auf die Refs waren. Das ist krass.
>>151672147Because it checks all of your criteria
>Denn: Wie englische Medien, darunter der Daily Express und der Mirror, berichten, beschäftigt sich Manchester United intensiv mit dem jüngeren Bruder von Real-Star Jude. Sogar ein Wechsel im Winter ist demnach möglich, zumindest, wenn es nach den Red Devils geht.Kehl can't keep getting away with it
>>151672791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4oPXHWrqVI
https://youtu.be/XpE7rs9Nkg8
Predictions?>>151672928That will be 80mil +
>Denn: Wie Florian Plettenberg berichtet haben die Schwarzgelben einen jungen Linksverteidiger aus Brasilien auf der Liste. Die Rede ist von Caua Prates, dem 17-jährigen Abwehrspieler von Cruzeiro aus Belo Horizonte. Er wird auf jeden Fall schon vom BVB beobachtet und die Dortmunder rechnen sich Chancen auf eine Verpflichtung aus, wohlwissend, dass der Spieler auch bei vielen anderen Klubs auf der Liste steht.Will they ever learn?
>>151672940Bvb wins bei drei WolfsmountainHeidenchads11erspergFürstkarlsruheLeipzchads AugschadsHoppelheim
>>151672950Considering they plan this despite having Couto in the squad, apparently not.
>>151672940see here >>151633470
>>151672928ManU loves being downwind from BVB
>>151672940Looks like it's the night of the away teams.
>don't move
*moves*
Time to eat the gummibärchen
>>151673489And nicotine pouch (germcucks could never — it`s b& in goymany xD)
smoke a fag like a man you pussy
how many for Otto Emerson?
no gänsebeinli
Heute werden Bienchen gefickt
>ransi starts again
>smoke fags That's literally gay Anywho, finally I get to watch the bundes on the tele. Getting ready for some bvb kino
HEIDENKEKS TODAY IS FIANLLY REVENGE FOR SMALLSERVICE +10
Wenn du Bienchen ficken willst, sagt das mehr über dich und dein beschnittenes Babyschwänzchen aus als über die Bienchen.
Fritzi = g0l
>>151671905Those are some fucking stupid criteria desu
>>151673116Agreed
>Come home from work>rent enhightment in the letterboxplayers for this feel?
>>151672940How come 2. Bundesliga teams don't get a home game against 1. Bundesliga teams
>>151673990>enhightmentThat's not a word also joe skelly/luca nutz
>>151673990as a landlord, getting a pay rise feels pretty good
>Svenja Blonski>no varsinsoOH LAWD
>no VAR
>>151674083Why?
only home go we not
>only home go we not
>>151674099they need to make sure they get rid of all the 5th division losers before making var mandatory.You don't want var stuff in the homestadium of FC Traktor Scheisenhütten
>Zunullweiner startingbravo!
>>151674117hertha have such a kino anthem
>>151674142Oh you translated it directly kek
>schimmellooooool
>>151674196lil bro is even too much of a pussy to smoke a cig LOOOOL
Knauff is based
>achdujemine
>incelminny-o
>KEKdeyemi
>be burkhardt>Breathe>Get injured
>Burki deadOh boy
>ynr wotsit like scoring a goal and not having to wait to see if el var sinso will ruin alles
>>151674245>>151674241LEMPERCHADS!!!!!!HOLD MEEEEEEE
>Johnny BAnother 3 months injured
B00 has my tier hair and boy is like 22
>>151674276I thought you went to Turkey, unc
>>151674211KWABSEL
HA HO HE
>>151674304How about you and me tool around the parking lot in my aerostar?
>>151674304
Hertha so lucky, kek
>>151674398Ernst should go the WM in this form
Ach Mann BVB
BVB braucht dringend eben so ein Reality-check.Nur weil sie unlängst ein paar Spiele in Reihenfolge gewonnen haben, glauben die jetzt dass sie heißer Scheiß sind. Es muss sich in Dortmund dringend strukturell was ändern, und dazu braucht es solche Niederlangen.
>i need to become addicted to something else to end my other addictiondo addictards really?
>Anselmino
>Saarslives
>>151674505Hey bro where you at?
>hertha have some 16yo twink named squirrel Lell
>>151674505Hört sich an wie transfermarkt.de zitat lol
>jt samefagging
>>151674571Yes, that's actually pretty common.
OFFSIDE
Klar offsides, riggi
dortmund braucht dringend eine niederlage und übrigends lieb ich schwänze
buschi is so fucking senile and retarded lmao
h0b ich 1 brandt
Wenn es einen VAR gegeben hätte, wäre das Abseits gewesen.So ist das "gleiche Höhe".
>>151674845tja
>>151674845>>151674854Die "Seele" ist ein Borusse.
>bringing pimmer when you need a goal
>Bellingham
Frankfurt chads how we feeling?
>+80 mio for a shitter because he is the brother of some other shitter who is even overvalued more I think that might be it for me, lads. fuck nowadays footy tb desu
>svenja blonski
>>151674913wir sind verloren
Is Knauff the only Frankfurt player?
Vuskovic is insanely confidentI kneel to /croatiantalents/Wouldn't mind a croatian in this very uninspired HSV midfield
>troons are SGE fansi might doch root for cuckkmund
>>151675171He was always more highly rated compared to his brother
Doan is surprisingly good. Dortmund were stupid not to sign him. Bayern has Olise and Karl on the same position so it would not have made sense
I would bet 500€ that Doan will be sold to England next season for at least 70m
>needing refball to beat 10 men Heidenheimlol
>>151675171vusko is the best defender in this league
please win BVB
Benuldies?
see you chuddies in the 8tel finale
>>151672970Wrong on every match award
Based Süle HEEMING twink Uzun>>151675370Extratime
>>151675395look at mine :)))))))
>m00 0 minutes again awardplease sack this bald cheese head already
Finna visit linz am morgen anyone have recommendaciones
>>151675467yeah, kys
>>151675469pwned him
brown is weltklasse
>giraffi
>ZittererTop kekImagine going from Trapp to this and Shartubolu
Shouldn't there have also been tomball at some point today?
>>151675469No
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO
döp döp
>>151675469das keck
you will be supporting our Mädels in 10 mins, right anon?
today is one of the few days every season where i am rooting for hoffenheim
>most inform bestbundes team getting pwned by the worst blundershitga team of all times
>ösi cup on>shartgod is @ home watching the blundershitga
ahahah
>jonny bitchKWABUTZI
>Johnny B
BAKA SENPAI
Clearly onside riggix2
>>151675741>DENIED
Ossichuds getting dabbed on by Bakayoko
>>151675467BW linz cup game
>dorkmund not being able to compete to a team who lost 5:1 to lolverpool which happens to be winless in national competition for 5 matches in a rowFlortZbros?
BENULDIES :DDD
>>151675813>00p0ting a high win by the arbeitssieg hufschmied
Why is the commentator acting like anyone gives a shit about the Frauen-Nationalmannschaft lol
Does anyone actually rate Zetterer?
>>151675856fresse moid your worthless cup game is a wundes waiting room
>>151675856Uhm it looks like they are playing in a full house, chud
giraffi verschist 100%
>>151675835Cl is their competition, I've been told by /bundes/ 00perts for multiple years in a row.they even manage to shove this meme into national news formats when those say things like "nobody is competitive to europe but b00n, and maybe dormund which happen to reach half- and finals but to lose those in a very dorkmund kind of way
>>151675867I do rate him, 4.5/10
>>151675856we care chuddie
>>151675890Chadmund literall performed better than b00n in europe these past few years
>>151675856i don't but plenty do
Türken schould not be allowed to play for german teams. they are a disgrace
SHAMEFUR
boink
Hoeneß-Gedächtnisschuss
Ching chang chong
>shitsu du hahn
Huandoan
>>151675966meds
>DoanHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
NNECHER CHRIST IS KING
>Scheibi
Felix ist ein stabiler Deutscher
KOBEL HÄÄÄÄÄLHT KOBEL HÄÄLT
>Kwabfurt
are asians even worse than blacks at penalties?
>>151633470>>Heidenheim - HSV>HSV>>Hertha - Elversberg>BSC>>Frankfurt - Dortmund (ZDF)>CHADMUND>>Wolfsburg - Kiel>HOLZBEIN4 VON 4 IHR WIXXERUNDISPUTED BUNDES 00PERT
whatwhy are they showing womens sportswhere are the other 4 games
the great devil wins again
>und jetzt die deutschen frauen mit claudia neumann :>
Kobel ist wirklich eine Maschine
>KWAIBI
>Kotbus
>Crackfurt KWABUTZI>>151675928Not really
>>151676033Claudia Neumann seems like a blessing compared to the Frankfurt lauch.
Mit dem Angriff Ciğercis wird das wieder in Ordnung kommen.
>>151676049b00ns last final was in the Obama era
>>151676030I cnat believe I am reading this. You JUST had 120 and something minutes of men's sports. When is it enough for you chudies huh?
>>151676049>gruppenphaseKWAB
>>151676049impressive, very nicenow show the teams they lost to
Stolz auf die Truppe! Dortmund halt mit einem zusätzlichen Spieler in schwarz, da kann man nix machen
>>151675856because they want to push foidball as hard as possible…that guy nearly cried because they couldnt air it on kickoff Call me a schizo but they purposely oush this bullshit as hard as possible till it sticks. If you tell 100 people for a year straight that foidball is awesome and that its rising and everybody watches it then at the end of the year 5 of 100 will start to tune in and so it goes on and on. Its a simple tactic just tell a person something over and over and eventually that person will start to believe it.>captcha GAAYHV
>>151676132As always when >we play them
SCHOKOELFE!!!
>>151676069>Obama was president in 2020
>ANYOMI
>>151676158Pics?
>>151676161>please take my covid cl seriously bok bok bok
HOLTMANN!!!! JA MAN
What does he do?
>>151676219
>AutschburgWe will not stay up like this>>151676161>replying to HIVtard
>>151676177I'm on my phone. She scored the 1-1.
>>151676236>we
>>151675856Bundes meetup at the rb Salzburg gayme Thursday?
>>151676020Bvb drawed retard
>>151676273Baumchud is on fire!! meanwhile höler..
>>151676154That's true but what will it take for them to admit that the level of Frauenfußball is lower tier than men's Kreisliga-Fußball or 13-14 year old boys football?
>Ex-Nationaltorwart Eike Pimmel on RTL2 "ARMES DEUTSCHLAND"kek but it's still more entertaining than Frauenfußball
>>151676425>beeing mad @ things no 1 ever said
>>151676520who is this even and why do I keep seeing this on pol?
added to the list of pathetic no shows by our Wunder-Maxi
>Shartsruhe
NOTFALLEINSATZ AGAIN AWARDAGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
SCHLEUSENER
>>151676425Nothing. They will eventually start to believe that it is actually good football. Give someone slop for food every single day and one day he will say its the best food ever. On top of that most of those that watch havent played football themselves or watch a lot of it so they dont even have a comparison. They dont know that „proffesional“ women teams are beaten all the time by 14 year olds or some bauernmannschaften in the pre season. Its completely retarded.
>>151676795professional
>36 yo>khv >iq 89>Turboschizo Realistically is there a chance for me to learn German well or is it über?
>pushing 40
>>151672582Schvrkentvrken
WAFsisters.. maybe a kultiger spruch from the sidelines will give our lads a push..
sacked in the morning
>Augsburger Deppenkiste
wagner RAUS
>>151677078
>>151677183delusional
>>151677183The only coach in Bundes that isn't a coward sissy. Let's not act like Augsburg should be even playing in Bundesliga
>fauli
>fauli getting riggedsigma
>Touré flankt ins Zentrum, wo Sands mit dem angelegten Arm blockt. Es gibt Handelfmeter - eine krasse Fehlentscheidung.Reffiechads keep winning
St. Fauli and Hoppenheim should be both in the Regionalliga
ST FRAUDI SISSIES???
>>151677520That plus the pen in Heidenheim game...what no VAR does to you
Manchmal muss man sich einfach eingestehen dass Politik keinen Sport gewinnt hahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Great day for HAMBURG (most beautiful city of the world by the way)
>>151677573that was a clear foul chudler
o heck no
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
PAULIBROS
BENULTIES :D
St Pauli should rearrange the letters of their name and henceforth be called Plautsi
Baumann will decide ut, Fauli have ko Vasijl this time
>kramabitch
>KramaricFFS
TREECHAD
based Bumman
baumann got some weak ass wrists
kwab
>Hodenleimkwab
based St. Pauli
>>151677714more like Staupli
HAHAHAHA
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO>>151677564Thats St. PauliCHADS for you, bitch
>
>>151677928Germany
>>151677935Couldn't have guessed. #Stadionbild
>>151677928fucking kek also imagine being a fan of this disgusting club (st. P.uli)
>>151677944pretty based mix of nationalities in my book. nothing wrong with having a footy team like that
stell dir vor du gehst zu deinem verein ins stadion und die kinder tragen keine mützen mit dem wappen oder farben deines vereins sondern die farben einer politischen bewegung … verrückte welt ^^
>HSV advances thx to refball (pen + red card) vs 2nd weakest BuLi team>Pauli advances despite reffies taking bribes from HoppLevels to this tbqh
stell dir vor ne bunte mütze zu tragen steht nicht im kontrast damit dein wappen zu tragen, wirklich verrückt
>>151677630Indeed ;)
>>151677928insane. can't wait for Moslemabschaum to get what they deserve
>>151678017did this make you advance a round further??
>nur ne bunte mütze warum sind es dann immer die gleichen Farben?
>>151678086Yea despite refball >we advanced
I expected more from Wagner
>>151678017the chad rigger vs the virgin benachteiligter
>>151678566Except you can switch chad and virgin in this case
>>151678645no no, das ist schon richtig so
>>151684788MoGu
MoGaDiSchu
>Wie Sky Sport berichtet, gibt es bereits jetzt Interesse aus der ersten Liga. Ausgerechnet Schalkes Rivale aus Dortmund soll El-Faouzi beobachtenStill claiming that Buyern are the bad guys btw
GuMo>>151678851Hm nö
>>151685129Rühl-Hamers the evil witch of numbers would sell
>>151685129el-faouzi ist uniron der beste spieler der 2.nur für >20mio gehen lassen
Are the women's national team YouTube videos views botted?I didn't even know they were playing and yet they have more views than fucking DFB Pokal games, which is hilarious
>more people are interested in watching the highlights of the women’s nations league quarter finals return leg vs France than Wolfsburg - Kiel, Augsburg - Bochum or Cottbus - Leipzigabsolutely shocking! surely a huge conspiracy
>>151685553frankfurt bvb has triple the views. The point is that pauli vs hoffenheim does not create interest outside their own towns while big bundes do as well as national teams.
>>151678645Opfer-Mentalität is ingrained in these faggots
>>151685553long answer: national team simply targets a bigger audience. who goes to yt and looks for the highlights of the St. Pauli vs. Hoffenheim match unless he's either St Pauli or Hoffenheim fan in which case he also doesn't do because her probably saw the entire game either way.short answer: tbe tom is too powerful
>>151676607Here's another Notfalleinsatz for your collection:>>Der souveräne Einzug ins Achtelfinale wird von einem Todesfall am Rande des Spiels überschattet. Auf dem Weg ins Stadion war ein Leipzig-Anhänger am Gästeeingang kollabiert und später im Krankenhaus verstorben.
>>151685968SAFE AND EFFECTIVEthey said
>Nach der laufenden Saison ist Karim Adeyemi (23) noch ein Jahr beim BVB gebunden. Will die Borussia das Arbeitspapier des Flügelstürmers ausweiten, müssten die Dortmunder nach Informationen der „Sport Bild“ eine Vertragsklausel einbauen, die man eigentlich vermeiden will
>>151686008Well, it is effective, isn't it?
>>151685553YouTube put that video on top of the "Sports" tab the second it was uploaded.
>Der Mindestlohn in Deutschland steigt – wie geplant – zum 1. Januar 2026 auf 13,90 Euro pro Stunde. Ein Jahr später folgt die nächste Erhöhung auf 14,60 EuroAh yes another nail in the coffin of Germany
Damn linz has a lot of muzzies - SAD!
>>151685553Based newpipe Chad>>151685817how is gwinni so totes cute and adorbz?
sharty gib a ruh
>>151685968this was literally the einsatz i was posting about
>„Wie sehr ich verunsichert bin?“, wiederholte Sandro Wagner nach dem 0:1 gegen den VfL die an ihn gerichtete Frage in der Pressekonferenz und antwortete dann: „Ich hoffe, dass Sie es mir jetzt nicht arrogant auslegen. Aber ich bin total überzeugt von unseren Spielern. Und wenn ich das nicht wäre, hätte ich, glaube ich, eine Verunsicherung. Aber ich bin nicht verunsichert – null Komma null.“they are going down aren't they?
>>151687128>throwing away a once in a life 00perience @ the world cup for fucking eyecastle
>>151686503You think, you are joking, but imagine the biggest retard possible:We got a significant number of his kind in Germany. There is no chance in hell any private company in the world is ever going to pay him that.Which means, he'll stay in Grundsicherung for the foreseeable future, eventually crashing this country.
how many for hofchad?
>>151687997>but imagine the biggest retard possible:>We got a significant number of his kind in GermanyI feel so seen. This is literally me but I'm in little germany , germanychen if you will
>two germans in leverkusens xi
>>151686503why? everybody that owns less than minimum pay get aufstocker geld. Higher wages save the state direct money.
>>151686503MiLo is good, you brainlet. Keeps the distance between wagies and bürgies. Should be 20 desu. Maybe this would get some Ronnies to wörk.
>>151688441never happened anytime minimum wage was introduced or significantly highered. I remember the doomsday scenarios some suits were painting in 2015.
>>151688462Maybe it's different on Germany but in the Us it do be like dat but also member i didn't said that there would be no hiring just leß
>Wie die Sport Bild berichtet, soll der deutsche Rekordmeister Olise nämlich ein sehr üppiges Handgeld gezahlt haben. Auf rund zehn Millionen Euro habe sich diese "Signing Fee" belaufen, heißt es.>Zusammen mit der Ablösesumme in Höhe von bis zu 59 Millionen Euro, die Bayern an Crystal Palace überwies, kostet der Olise-Transfer also voraussichtlich um die 70 Millionen Euro. Mit rund 13,5 Millionen Euro jährlich soll der 23-Jährige zudem ein saftiges Gehalt beziehen.I wonder what PL club will bid 130-150m next year, it's inevitable
>>151688398>>151688441>>151688473
time for comfyrenz
The corpo cock gobbling Knecht-mindset of some people on here is the only thing more abhorrent than the hollermade larp
>first set of matches start at 18:30 yesterday but 18:00 todayhuh?
DÄ SCHAKKES
>>151688572Oskar Lafontaine not looking good desu
when plays Bremen?
SKYTTÄ
loveservant cooked
>Nach einer Viertelstunde muss man sagen, dass Paderborn die bessere Mannschaft ist. Der Zweitligist ist sowohl gut in den Zweikämpfen als auch spielerisch gefälllig
151688722obsessed & rent free
>>151688799tigginator effect
>>151688807kwab
>bench Shitgges >suddenly dominantyes, it’s literally that easy
why the fuck is the dfb pokal not on free tv? what the fuck?I have iptv from eastern europe so I can still watch it no problem but it still pisses me off these games aren't on ZDF/ARD
151688959his aura is all over the stadium
>>151688965As always, money.
>>151688965Köln vs Bayern will be on ARD in 2 hours
>>151688572I look and talk like this
Based Kohr HEEMING Stuttgart twinks
Stuttgart and Mainz literally played each other 3 days ago in the ligawhy is this allowed?
no Hollerchad no partysimple as
locker room cancer Hollerbitch quite literally killed the Mainzelmännchen
Crazy how bad Leverkusen has become
nah that were the 7 /bundes/ no shows by the asswiper
Sometimes I think the Woltemade vs Hollerbach vs Weiper posters are the same guy
I need köln to win today
based Viper has been pretty poor so far this season, yes, but that has no bearing on team performance as he’s a likeable lad (very much unlike that disgustingly low iq mong Hollerbitch)
>>151689208It's all you
>>151689208then ur retarded af my guy
>>151689261>t. same guy
>>151689225Hollerchad is a high iq mathematic genuis as proven in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntegEhMl6mg
>>151688414>>151688434People that get Mindestlohn will just lose even more Kaufkraft because most of the "plus" gets eaten up by taxes but yet everything will get more expensive again especially in the gastronomy or the Bäcker for example so Mindestlohners will be able to afford less than before. It's cruel lol
>>15168920890% of the posts are two peoplehiv fag hates Woltemade and Weiper and loves Hollerbachthe other guy (is it the bremen fag?) likes Woltemade
paderiggi
>fatze kwubbel
>>151689425offside
>>151689340it doesn't matter as long as in the end everyone makes the same moneyhaven't you read the communist manifesto?
not a red...
Grimaldini... I kneel
>>151689409>t bundes det0tive
did Hollerchad dye his hair?
>paderbornWhat a dumb red card
>>151689477it was a yellow
>rigged for negerkusen again
>>151689409when you see someone shilling a fraud on here, its always bremenanon from berlin
>M0nz
will the schickeria protest wednesday games?
scheiß Afghane uezs
>>151689715
PADABORN
TIGGINATOR EFFECT
PAAAADABON PADAAAABORN EINE STADT
lol the sky commentator sounds really pissed off that they scored
>>151689729Amiri ofc
wtf is Negerkusen doing
>Leverkusen
>>151689766Hübi is Chadmiris coach at the dfb now lol
schalke brudis wie fühlen wir??darmstadt auswärts isn brett....
>>151689766>schon alleine wegen der Hautfarbe von dessen Ehefraukek who doesn't hate afghans? even negers do
>>151689766Whats with German athletes and brown GFs/wives?
>kompany playing his best XI against some literal who farmers from some shithole nobody has heard of
>>151689839theyre all racists
>>151689858Pokal is the best and mos soulful competition in the countryKompany got it right
>>151689859wtf is that Mike from Mayor of Kingstown but like 20 years ago? The only top tier show that is being aired right now
>>151689858Ey Malla is gonna show b00n some levels tonite
HJULMAND RAUS
TIGGIII
MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL
MICHEL
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>NEGERKUSEN
neu>>151616333
>>151689340these people currently have no kaufkraft. They have 2400€ brutto for afull-time job. That's nothing.
>>151689773Someone should update this for next bread
>>151690001no your reddit tier meme is unfunny
>>151690028>t. Negerkusen "fan"
>>151689969BasedMigrate >>151616333>>151616333
>>151689972But it will get much worse when prices explode due to the higher Mindestlohn while their own Nettolohn only gets a tiny bit higher
it's paderover
>>151689932
can someone make a new thread
this one will last until tomorrow
This new ARD moderator annoys me for some reason. How tall is he, over 2m? Something just looks off
>>151690099Here>>151616333>>151616333>>1516163
>>151690099bist du blind digga?
>>151690191>posting in a JT threadlolmatchday tourist?
jt is based af
>>151688229>>151688229>>151688229
the riggi for neverkusen is kinda crazy and they still can't beat padderboring
Goal for Leverkusen any minute now
Yea, Harry is Bayern's best signing since Robben. 100m was a bargain. Wirtz will cost Leberpool close to 150m lol
MASSA
>>151690303>[Deleted]KWAB
>>151690322What was it?
kwabberborn
die hühnchen kriegen heute mal wieders aufs maul bok bok bok
Köln has soul. Shame that it was ruined by Türken and worse
>another roman larp
>>151690404>stopped doing his SAUFEN posts because he's so scaredlel
>Wirtz is on the Tribüne today
I posted in the JT thread by accident, fuck me
>>151690443nah brother Woltebitch no show starts in 15
man hört halt nur Köln
>>151690511wie immer bei bayern spielen
>>151690518Bayern Auswärtsfans are some of the loudest in europe but maybe that's only true for Champions league games
>>151690546well, at least i had a good laugh coming here today so there is that
>>151690050And then the geniuses in our government will raise the minimum wage again.
Damn bayern is playing like SHIT
>all these posts in the jt thread
>>151690050so explain to >me how prices went up for the whole fucking world, while you keep blaming its origin on german mindestlohn. hardmode: without giving out your profession or your sponsors.
>schalke
>>151690912hivogel just having another half-daily meltdown, it seems
>der maler
ACHE ACHE ACHE ACHE
>>151690960BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
and this is how it begins lol
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE???
>>151691019hey schizo, take them meds
