Skatteboo ded, press F to pay respects
Fly Eagles Fly, let's do the same to Fart
>>151625780>Skatteboo ded, press F to pay respectsOP CONFIRMED FAGGOT
I forgot today was the gay "National Tight Ends Day"
RIP CAM, FUCK THE SHEGLES
>>151625780Have Russel Wilson take on for the team and suicide bomb Jalen and sequan
REMINDER: Giants are a loser poverty franchise that will never win shit again. Dogshit stadium, dogshit fans, dogshit franchise. Enjoy living in our shadow like the chromosome-rich little brother you are.
>>151625816What do you expect from a Philadelphia sports fan?They're not only known for being assholes, but like it.
>>151625816>not supporting the white bog duo Kys
>>151625859I made the thread retard, I wanted Howie to draft Skatteboo because he's a total meme
im still nervous
Refs 14, Giants 10, Eagles 7
>>151625816>OP CONFIRMED FAGGOTnot an argument
Watching the other games but is my boy skattebo breaking ankles left and right again?
>>151625856dont forget they chop up burgers and think they did sumthin
>>151625856Imagine sharing a stadium with the Jets like a cuck lmao
>>151625892Refs 21, Giants 3, Eagles 7
>>151625896He’s fucked got the season but he’ll be back
>>151625856Fuck you you one bridge having obese faggot city
>>151625896
>>151625822fun fact you can only hip-drop tackle someone if they posses the ball>SECTION 27 RUNNER A runner is the offensive player who is in possession of a live ball (3-2-7), i.e., holding the ball or carrying it in any direction>ARTICLE 18. HIP-DROP TACKLE. It is a foul if a player uses the following technique to bring a runner to the ground>(a) grabs the runner with one or both hands or wraps the runner with both arms; and (b) unweights himself by swiveling and dropping his hips and/or lower body, landing on and/or trapping the runner’s leg(s) at or below the knee.
F, I liked watching his antics, looking forward to Punished Dart for the rest of the season
tired of seeing a GRUESOME, life altering leg break every fucking week. concussion: 1 week injurycan skattebo shattered ankle: season ending, will never run the same ever againwhy does nfl freak out so bad about concussions but not even care about the shocking number of leg breaks
>>151625816Iggles- 7Ref/Iggles- 14Giants- 10
>>151625922
>>151625947You can fix a broken leg, you can't fix a broken brainWhich you can tell from your brain being so broken that you have to ask that
>>151625947He’ll be fine quit being gay. Even if he never plays again he made has mark which should be the desire of all men A short life or distinction > long life of obscurity Football is a dangerous sport
>>151625816>OP CONFIRMED FAGGOTBut does he(she) suck a mean dick?
>>151625951>>151625909
>kwab scatapoo he just buyded a grill too lol
Enough Giantsfag crying.GUARDS, bring me halftime faptime!
>>151625922...one bridge?
>>151625816Just when I thought officiating couldn't get any worse
>>151625947he probably wont play ever again sadly. we saw the same severity of leg breaks with nick chubb
>>151625947Hate to break it to you, man, but football is a sport for retards. Absolutely nothing can be done to change how ridiculously terrible it is for your body.I kept telling my family that my little brother shouldn’t play D3 college football, but nobody agreed with me. He played one game and got his shoulder ripped out its socket. Now his college career is over and he can’t lift his right arm above his head. Shoulda played basketball.Skattebo should be thankful that he got a rookie contract before his shit got BTFOed.
>>151625998the actual answer is lawsuits
Am I a fat faggot for buying an entire pizza for myself but eating it over 3 days?
>>151625822oh fuck thats nasty
What are we eating for halftime bros, me I'm reheating the last two slices
>>151625816Next thread will need a new OP
>>151626060>he got a rookie contracthe didn't get a rookie contract, he only has 1 mil guaranteed he was a fourth rounder. he'll recover though and make a lot
>>151625822Damn
>>1516260971-3 slices per sitting is acceptable. Going 4 and more is gluttonous.
>>151626108>>151626097No I do the same, it's the opposite of fatfuckery imo?
is the nfl worthy more than soccer
>>151626060How could he have gotten hurt? He's wearing pads.
>>151625816>>151626112>Next thread will need a new OPLink to previous thread since OP is too fucking dumb to remember to post it:>>151621958
>>151626157worthy of what?
Pizza too
>>151625947nfl still cucks over concussions but is dead silent about the life altering leg breaks. hypocrisy
>>151626108Where's the sauce
>>151626135i only have 2 slices leftsack jalen!
CARTER!
>>151626108Good, now face the wall after you're done eating.
>>151626192It's Mac and cheese, so cheddar cheese sauce
>>151626135Now that I'm an adult I make my own wings and eat pizza like a snack/side
jalyx hunt needs to just tackle him, not run towards him then stop ffs
We do things differently in PA
>>151626184>crunchy cracker pizzaNot my preference
>>151626233fuck off altoona false flagger
>>151626233is that a lil snake under the cheese?
>>151626121>he didn't get a rookie contract, he only has 1 mil guaranteed he was a fourth rounder. He’s already made about half a mil in salary. His NFL earning are gonna end up being $1.5mil (Pre-Tax). He’ll be fine.>he'll recover though and make a lotNo tf he won’t lmfao. RB is the most disposable position in the NFL. Even if he “recovers,” if he’s even slightly slower than before, then he’s fucking worthless. The nigger’s 5’8”. Being fast and strong is all he has.
>another devastating season ending injuryWhat the fuck is up with 2025? Why is it an extinction event for the nfl?
>>151626295teams are practicing less and less and it's resulting in more and more injuries
>>151626284>He'll be fineHe'll be a player to appear on the sequel to 30 for 30 Broke
Skettebo was acting so cocky and thinking he's hot shit and then god put him in his place and he looks like a jackass now. Be careful with hubris bros it always blows up in your face.
>>151626284Skattebo was not drafted for his speed, nigger
>>151626304>wiseguy pizzaDecent stuff but I prefer Andy’s
>>151626319Inappropriate man come on, and I say this as an eagles fan
even though Patullo is still calling le up the middle runs, he's mixing in WAY more outside runs and inside zones towards the tackles which I like.
>>151626284Are you stupid? He’s a bull dog he isn’t fast he’ll be fine Despite how they look these kids if ankle injuries are recoverable
>>151626233Maybe not the best but easily the comfiest
smiff
>>151626295nfl is trying HARD to avoid the fact that season ending injuries are up 468% over the last 3 years.all they care is that concussions are down 30%
>>151626319Asshole
I think Smitty is the most underrated WR in the NFL. Everyone knows him as a top 15 guy but I think he's clearly in the top 10
I have never seen a team get sucked off by the refs this hardYou Eagles fans should feel ashamed
>Damn, Shatteredfoot
>>151626353All DC pizza is trash. There's like two decent spots in Alexandria and that's it
Hell yeah
>>151626421you don't watch Chiefs football then
>>151626405https://www.foxsports.com/articles/nfl/key-players-are-enduring-serious-injuries-at-an-alarming-rate-across-the-nfl
>>151626060>that fucking landwhale
Was I the only one who saw the flag fly on that third down?
>scatterbones
>>151626361>>151626406I'm just saying be humble, it's really not controversial or mean of me to say.
kek spics seething about my eagles :)
>>151626405What is causing this? Think the more wide open play style of the concussion-stopping ruleset is making the bone breaks more possible?
STILL getting the plays in too late. Patullo is a terrorist
>>151626487No I did too
>punch your teammate in the face>give him a concussion
>>151626520Niggas have weak leg game
at this point Tank or Dillon should run every up the middle run.
>Bills get right against CarolinaOf course
>Drive stalls on a delay of game
>>151626461https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca4/19-6305/19-6305-2019-09-13.html
>>151626560Wrong thread, friendo
holy refball
Giants fans are faggots
>>151626608>excuse me did you forget who was actually in charge here
lmao fat man nacho sellying while down huge
>>151626618They are being a bit apocalyptic at the mow moment
squirts is bitchmade
One thing I hate about the Eagles is that they just won't SPREAD IT OUT. They will live and die by the bunch instead of trying to get as few defenders in the box as possible
>>151626664he learned early in 2022 not to do dumb heroball shit unless it's desperately needed
Reminder that Pennsylvanians unironically pronounce "syrup" as "searrrrr-up"
>>151626691It was desperately needed in all of 2023
>>151626704Because that’s how it’s pronounced
>Giants are starting a player that was on the Jets practice squad a week ago>The Eagles have only gone after him onceFor the love of god keep attacking him
>>151626704My mom and dad both say "crik" instead of creek and "wudder" instead of water
>>151626704how the fuck else would you pronounce it?
Should I get this? It's a $40 burger pizza
>>151626704Wait till you hear how Philadelphians pronounce "yous"
Kevin Pautello is actually retarded
>>151626772are you having a party? or are you just fat?
>>151626766Pretend you're an Indian (dots not feathersThat's how the rest of the country does it
>>151626704it's a weird american thing to say sur-up instead
>>151626809saar-up?
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/fans-were-livid-refs-missed-181429500.htmlhttps://www.si.com/nfl/nfl-fans-furious-after-eagles-bailed-out-by-refs-on-tush-push-fumble-vs-giantshttps://www.foxnews.com/sports/nfl-fans-upset-eagles-benefit-from-early-whistle-tush-push-vs-giants
>>151626704do you weirdos really make it rhyme with stirrup?
Le Skattebo chungus has died
>>151626808just for me
>>151626834classic new york media "woe is me"if it was flipped you wouldn't hear a peep
Does anyone have a link? Haven’t been on /sp/ in ages. Where are we watching thIs
>>151626704I say sear-up because I’m not a fucking hick
>>151626849It's "sur·uhp"
>>151626792why would you toss it to shipley on 2nd and long
Giants fans actually forgot that Tryone Tracy is and was better than Skattebo lmao
>>151626772sometimes you just need 10 lbs of slop ready to eat in the fridge
>>151626868If the Yankees did what the Astros did the media would of told Houston to get over it
>>151626834>>151626868It's not just NY, sweatie
>>151626920Me when I lie
>>151626895What it like being a poorfag from Mississippi
this is the 2nd time they've done that, you can't call that he had progress if he's in the air ffs
>>151626936Pretty fun. I know you Mom and G-Ma sure like my thick snake
>>151626899Completely retarded and wrong lmao
>>151626933it's literally you, the chefs and cowboys who would get 3 articles from major outlets mid fucking game complaining about the unfairness of it all
Eagles defense doing a whole lot of bending on this drive.
>>151625822Holy fuck, he might not ever play again with that.
>>151626854careful, I got called an asshole for pointing out his unearned hubris. like, your team is a joke maybe stop acting like you're such hot shit.
Eagles Pass Rush once again proving that pressures are a worthless metric
dislocated ankle
Oh boy, another third and long. I can't wait to see how the Eagles whiff on another sack and Dart finds a wide open guy that was a 4th stringer at an NAIA school
>skattefootGet fucked giants
SO when he's in the pile the play continues unless he loses possession of the ball.Also, the replays on Youtube clearly show that the whistle was blown well after the ball was loose.
Can't fucking wait for this game to end.
>>151627012but he's such a cool dude! he's so awesome hamming it up when his team is a dumpster fire! he just got his grill!so glad i don't have to see anymore of that wigger until next season
>>151626395>Are you stupid? He’s a bull dog he isn’t fast he’ll be fineSkattebo’s still fast you fucking retard. He’s just slow for an RB (which is still fast). His “bulldog” shit only works if he’s still workably fast. Considering he was already on the slow end for an RB, if his speed drops anymore, he will be fucking worthless. He also better still be able to plant his feet like a fucking horse after this ankle injury too.He’s fucking done. If the NFL wanted jacked, gymcel manlets, then they would draft those.>Despite how they look these kids if ankle injuries are recoverableIt’s not a matter if he’ll ever walk again. He’ll be fine. It’s a matter if he’ll be fast enough to play considering the nigger was already running a 4.6 40-yard dash before this. The NFL has O-Lineman running 4.8s, so Skattetard has no room to degrade.
>>151627012If he just dislocated it he'll literally be fine
fuck, dean just needed to put his hand out
>>151627087best case scenario if no ligaments were torn
Giants just broke the NFL record for most third and long conversions in a single drive
wtf was that a foomble??
>>151626330All RBs are fast, buddy. He’s just not as fast as most, which makes this injury worse for him. There’s a reason there’s no 6’6”, 250lb RBs.
turn your fucking head nakobe
They have to go for it right?
>>151627181how tall?
sacked
A FUCKING SACK HOLY SHIT
>>151627012Ankle injuries are very recoverable actually he’ll be back by the end of the seasonLooks bad but they are survivable
>>151627216a little early for that
Currently eating a Dr Pepper Jack Links that I got at Cabela's yesterday. Pretty good
>>151627181if you choose A you are subhuman.
>>151627087>dislocatedit looked like he dislocated his tibia from his tibia
>>151627181I want as tall as possible so my sons will be taller
>>151627232>he'll be back in 2 months from a broken ankleLmao my coworker cracked his wrist 2 months ago and still isn't cleared to work since he can't lift heavy objects
Jalen Hurts and beating Man Coverage, nothing new. It's like saying Jalen Hurts does well against the Blitz
Cam Skattebo is spiritually an Eagle btw
good thing Eagles have a bye week next week
zen time
>>151627350What is the wrist if not the ankle of the arm?
Does the clock stop if someone on the sideline gets seriously hurt
>Saquon out>Immediate 50 yard sack
>loses 30 yards
T A N K ANK
FUCK YOUR SACK
uh oh squirtsy
BIGGSBY BIGLY
THAT'S MY KICK RETURNER
A LITERAL HUMAN TANK
Giants fucking suck
Top jej
>>151627181>tall and thick versus goblina mode
>gains 30 yardswatching the giants is suffering
>>151627523>get it right back in a single run
>they gave up a 2nd and 31
>>151627588>on the ground
Shut down Barkley and let Biggsby finish the game
>>151627528>runs like a Tank>is big
>Tank Bigsbydude sounds like a cartoon character
TRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINOTRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINOTRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINOTRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINOTRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINOTRIPLE OPTION KINO>TRIPLE OPTION KINO
yay touchdown eagles
>>151627635agreedi'd honestly bench smiff and goedert now to make Jalen throw to someone else for once
How the Eagles keeps getting good players when they're always picking late in the draft?
>>151627643I couldn't make up a better running back name if I tried.
Oh fug they even tricked me with that one.
Giants still shook from losing historically last week to the Broncos
>>151627669I think that one was a designed pass. Offensive line was not run blocking there
>>151627723they traded for Tank
giant bros i wanna hurl
Hurts up to 14 passing TDs and only 1 INT
>>151627750Who was stupid enough to trade him away for a bag of balls?
>>151627723
okay so Patullo should only call the offense when they get to the redzonejust let the players do whatever until they get there
>>151627350>my coworker is a fagIrrelevant because I never said he’d be back in 2 months
>drew allar in that commercial:' (
>>151627741Also because their star player lost his ankle
>>151627723really good scouting. They drafted a fucking rugby player who had never played a down of football and he's one of the best tackles in the league
>>151627793Jags
>>151627793who else?
>>151627790He only needs three more to surpass his total for last season lol
iggles bros...Are we, dare I say it, BACK?!!
>>151627824going from skattebo to tracy was a slight dropoffthey are not losing because of that, they were already losing when that happened
lmfao wtf was sydney brown doing>>151627746those are almost always a triple option, they just almost always bite on the run so it's then Hurts run or dump off throw to the person in motion
>>151627824>star
foooooooooooooooooooooooooooomble
ROOOOSKI
THAT'S A FOOMBLE FUCK YOU REFS
Waiting for Brady to say it's a tuck rule
>>151627856close but Patullo still needs to stop being retarded most of the time
>>151627891If it was an RPO Read, then man the OL was fantastically disciplined
How the fuck is Daboll still employed?
>>151627838Fucking lucky>>151627847>>151627850So GMs intentionally sabotage their own teams to spite the Giants apparently.
>>151627944they've been running it since 2021, I assume they're really well practiced with it. I swear I had more webms of that play but I can't fucking find any.
>A little Bananarama at the breakCruel Summer is a banger
sneed
why dont giants just play here instead of being bitches to share a stadium
>>151627970The Eagles and their fans probably have something to do with it. Trying whatever they can to prevent the Giants from ever becoming good.
>>151627987I don't think that's luck, I think that's trusting your coaching staff to develop. Another thing that helps the Eagles is they seem to know exactly when to move up or move back. They jumped key teams to get Smitty and DeJean, but moved back to get Carter and Jihaad
oh come on his hand wasn't coming forward with the ball that's fucking bullshit
>>151627940True, at least he is not>le run inside manfor 100% of the time
>>151627987Eagles have been decent at turning busts into palatable players lately
How the FUCK was that not a fumble lmao
>>151628058Sounds like the Giants need to fire their GM, and hire me instead. I would not make all the dumb moves he has always made. I would actually get good players.
This was the second time this season that the Eagles got robbed on a strip sack review.
wtf
alright so I don't want to hear anything about the foomble earlier anymore
NOT SO FASTPI PI PI PIP PI IN THE LAND OF PIPI
>HURR DURR THE REFS ARE RIGGING IT FOR THE GIANTS HOW IS THAT FAIR LET'S GET A BUNCH OF WEBSITES TO MID-GAME COMPLAIN THAT THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN OVERTURNEDthis is how anti-igglesfans sound
wow they actually called OPI for once>dabollKWAB
>>151627987>Fucking luckyJeff Stoutland is legitimately one of the greatest positional coaches of all time. It's not a coincidence that the Eagles o-line has been elite for more than a decade.
AIEEEE REF SAVE ME
>>151628088it moved forward like half an inch before getting knocked out
Idk that seems like a bad call
OPI feels like a makeup call for New York taking away a strip sack
Holy shit this game is rigged
Holy fucking refball
>>151625780>play football >uh actually that’s pass interference
yo brit bro get a webm of daboll chimping
BALL (REFFIES) DON'T LIE
>>151628169It's what happens when you strictly follow the letter of the law and not the spirit of the law. Same thing happened on that lame as fuck OPI call
Just give us the fucking touchdown. Its not like it'll make a difference.
Anyone got dumbledore ref
>daboll seething when the refs gave them the ball for free and overturned a sack/fumblekek
FUCK THE NIGGLES
I'm an Eagles fan but every ref involved with today should be suspended
it's been fun watching Daboll spiraling this season
fuck this refball sport
>>151628252they've been garbage on both sides, they're just incompetent
At this point it's just funny.
>>151628264>This gets posted after the refs gifted the Giants a possessionlmao
Let's all agree the refs have been very very bad today
>daboll SEETHINGget fucked
>>151628254He knows his job is on the lineI'm surprised he didn't yell at the guy driving the cart and make him turn it around with skattebo got hurt
>>151625856I never understood how anyone could be proud of anything from Philadelphia. Utterly garbage place. Fucking ruins the whole commonwealth.
>>151627992Always appreciate your insight and making webms for the birds. You know way more ball than I do.
>>151628209nice try moshe
Don't know how anyone can look at the average football game and not think there's some level of fixing going on. People who strawman and say "hurr durr you think the whole league is rigged and they pick who's going to win the super bowl" are missing the point.
>>151628301I'm expecting some sort of legendary quote to be born from his post-game presser
>>151628293i wlll curb stomp you and the eagles is you dont shut the fuck up faggot
love watching that lil guy blow his stack every Sunday it's just so cute. all that hoping and jumping as he turns red. haha look at the lil fella go
>>151628321You're thinking of the other webm iggles fan lol, but I make a few
I don't blame Philly sports fans for their fanaticism. Have you seen Philly? It's a shithole that should be a jewel of the nation due to its historical significance. The city has nothing going on but the usual blue city problems so their entire culture is pro sports. There's nothing else. Its where they all get their identities from. Sad.
>>151628316you're right I'm not proud of the declaration of independence and the USA as a country
My Bills can heem both these teams
>>151628325>new york team losing>must be riggeddurr
commander gods feelin to good after this slop fest
>>151628325yeah i dont know how they can justify overturning that clear fumble
>>151628316>>151628344>>151628362Giantsfags are not okay. Gonna be a rough day for the NYC domestic abuse hotline.
>>151628344Crying to such an extreme when the Refs have been horrible for both teams all game long lmao. the OPI was actually OPI if you follow the letter of the law, but spiritually you let that shit go because both players were handsy.
TANK TANK TANK
big holeBIG HOLE
>>151628367I'm an Eagles fan
is AJ Dillon hurt? Why is tank getting RB2 snaps? not really complaining just interesting lol
>>151628366Now post some of the actors she does sex scenes with
>>151628366The team that got heemed by the Pats and the Falcons?
>>151627992they stopped running it as frequently because how often their option plays have been getting called for illegal man downfield
>>151628368I thought we determined that Jayden Daniels is a system QB
>>151628350It's got to be a lot of fun for the refs. Like what are you going to do about it tough stuff? Yeah that's right, you're going to lose the game again.
Gonna need that daboll webm STAT
The fact that this fat fuck is still the coach after last week blows my mind.
>>151628361He's another legend for doing it all these years.
>>151628379Difference between my post and hours is that yours is fantasy and mine is reality that you can't refute
>>151628403Tank is elite that's why
>>151628403Dillon has not been particularly good and Bigsby hassimple as
>>151628379that whore and her sister better suck my balls and asshole or else
>>151628410>>151628431they just ran it again lol
>>151628450The only reality I see before me is your team getting blown the fuck out.
Why can't the AJ Brown thing cause locker room cancer and bring down the team?
>>151628421
We run this shit
let's ignore the vaGiants fags for a second, igglesbrostheir team is irrelevant for the rest of the yearSeems like Tank has a little juice? surprising, he's been non-existent since the tradethat may be just because he couldn't get the pass pro down so quicklyGreat news there's a bye so AJ and Saquon (along with dickerson, Jalen Carter and jurgens) can be much healthier with the time offbubble wrap those niggas
I hate that the Eagles spend so many minutes a game waiting until snapping the ball. I get right now it's just eating clock, but when you wait that long you make yourself so predictable.
wut
>>151628513because it was all overblown from the start
>>151628502Ha you just proved my point. There is no life in Philly beyond sports.
A DOT TO DOTSON
>>151628515fire this faggot NOW
>>151628515fukkin saved
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAHAN DOTSONELITELITE
Imagine getting Mossed by Jahan Dotson
DOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSEDDOTSON>MOSSED
https://x.com/JDumasReports/status/1982529281180967393Barkley walking about
>>151628482and that flag is why you don't see it as often
>>151628515Me when my mom told me I couldn't buy Army of Two when I was in high school
What a fucking catch
>>151628595but that wasn't illegal man downfield it was some alignment thing
Yeah Dotson
>>151628556What a concept, someone on /sp/ focusing on sports.Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to a festival in my beautiful upper middle class walkable South Jersey town.
>>151628519>I get right now it's just eating clockI wish that were the reason but it's just because Patullo doesn't know what he's doing until the last possible second
JAHAN DOTSON DON'T SHINE SHOESDON'T TAPE ANKLESDON'T CUT CHECKSSTRAIGHT CASH HOME
Tom needs to steal Greg’s voice too
>>151628647Nah it happened in 2024 and 2023 as well
fuck you eagle faggots for running up the score after trying to kill our rb
yeah iggles are winning the bowl
>>151628628they usually get called on some bullshit either which wayits was cancerous to see the last 2 seasons when they try going options
Definition of a revenge game
put in AJ brown
>>151628519>>151628647If you've watched before this year, you would know this is a Jalen thing. he makes some good adjustments at the line but he takes forever.
>Marcus Epps on the fieldOh shit we got the backups in
>>151628663then I assume it's something like the OC running the play by Sirianni eating the clock getting his sign off on it
>>151628667nobody cares about your irrelevant franchiseyou have more in common with the jets and browns the last decade+ than you do with the iggles
wait when the fuck did Marcus Epps come back?
>"escape-ability"
>Philthy injuring other players Not surprised desu
>>151628366I'd stick my tongue in her coose
Eagles letting Giants score so Jalen and the offense can put up more stats
Mac McWilliams sighting
>>151628747EAT SHIT
>>151628774what are you uppity about tie tard?
>>151628646Ok, so you root for a team and a state that have nothing to do with you. With players you'd be scared to socialize with. Who play in a stadium you'd be afraid to drive around at night.
>>151628798how is "Cowgirls" it, and not "No NFCCG appearances since 1996"
>>151628774I watched your dirty ass team put the Eagles TE in an armbar then dropping their full weight onto it trying to injure himI don't want to hear it
>>151628787nah it'd be Tanner McKino time
>>151628515lmaooooooo
>>151628774Jeremiah Trotter channeling his dad
>>151628807Dem Boyz got u seethin????
get rid of Dart fire the coach and sell the team
>Brady giving respect to an LB he carved up in a Super Bowl
>>151625822 I did this to my left foot slipping down a riverbank while fishing. Crawled up the riverbank & hopped to my car and drove 80 miles to the er
>>151628867I'm ok with thisalso>daboll whipping out his best goalline play in the final minutes of a blowout against back ups
wtf is Dart even doing in the game still running QB runs? Daboll is going to kill him>>151628515I'm certain Daboll kills at LEAST 1 prostitute after every loss.
>>151628822I live 10-15 minutes from Philly. I've been to multiple Eagles games. Please don't equate NYC's dogshit surroundings to the beautiful Delaware Valley.
>>151628888This being made accidentally always makes me laugh.
>>151625822Gordon Hayward esque
>>151628515what does angry homer simpson even do for the team?
>>151628888>muh ringsclockwork
>Leaving Dart in there to take hard hits in garbage time
>>151628848shut your whore mouth whore
>>151628927people think every single philly sports fan lives directly within the city
>>151628954Don't give me a (You) unless you saw your team reach the CCG in the 21st century
>>151628798how does that refute what I said, your team has been utterly irrelevant for 15 yearsalso, Daboll is a turbo retard>designed runs for your rookie franchise QB while you're down 3 scores at the end of the 4th quarterif he gets killed, i don't want to hear anything about bad luck
>>151628984how about a boot up your arse mate
you can drop kick an onside kick?
>>151628822>The Delaware Valley Eagles
T A N KA N K TN K T AK T A N
Finally, the best QB on the Eagles roster is on the field.
>>151628556He didn’t prove your point. Just stop
>>151628975A lot of those monkies moved to Texas. Tired of seeing them around here.
I want a Tank Bigsby jersey
>>151629065>Finally, the best QB in the NFL is on the field.ftfy
>>151629045Eagles have a pretty sizeable national and international fanbase.
>>151628943>muh tush push
>>151629081>Just stopNo red-blooded male types or says that (I cut and pasted)
If I were the GM of the Giants, we'd be winning 5 Super Bowls.
>not Tom Brady announcer says you can't be a 4.3 wide receiver with the name Tank>forgot about Tank Dell
>>151629123Makes your bitch ass seethe and makes my team win rings. What's not to love?
great efficiency
>>151629140Yes we do
I appreciate that no Eagles fans wasted our time by trying to disprove that Philly has no merit other than in history
>>151629243don't like the sacksthat should be fixedmaybe with some better passing plays, PATULLO
Former Eagle news: >Former Eagles QB Michael Vick is 1-7 as coach of Norfolk State University>Former Eagles WR DeSean Jackson is 5-3 as coach of Delaware State University
Crazy to think Eagles lost against these clowns two weeks ago. Were they just tired to play a short week?
>>151629293You are both retarded and psychotic
>>151629293Are you still over there seething? I guess you gotta get in one or two more seethe reps before the blowout ends.
>>151629275>Yes we do...Or that
>>151629123that's not the insult you think it is>unstoppable totally legal play that drives other teams crazy
>>151629336No Carter and no Mitchell.
>>151629293well that's one way to rationalize your seethe at getting no replies
>>151629372>erm ackchyually I am the keeper of words>….>did you see my HECKING ellipses????>that shows how stunned I le am Just stop, then kill yourself violently
Doesn't matter, Eagles still suck
>Russell Wilson goes to shake hands with Hurts>Dart doesn'twut
>>151629336Carter and Mitchell being out was a disaster
Good guys win! Hooray!
Week 8 and it's mock draft season again for you guys lol
this win is getting a *
>>1516293550 for 2, sweetie>>151629360I don't care that much about the game. Like a chad, I care more about the welfare of the team's injured players. I focus on the big picture.Philly used to be so great for so many reasons. Now it has a recent SB champion and that's it.
>>151629372>mEn d0n’T sAy tHaT>…Hahahaha
>>151629180>muh 2 rings
>>151629466Sportsmanship from the loser is a sign of weakness
>>151629466Dart only shakes hands with his fellow black QBs
>>151629466dart is a bitch
>>151629454Honestly that was one of the single most Reddit posts ever posted on /sports/
Eagles might've won but they helped the Giants in the end. Daboll is gone
>>151629531>blown the fuck out so hard you stop caring about sports in a sports threadYikes man, maybe you'll reignite that spark by making mock drafts. I hear you're picking pretty high this year at least!
[Happy News] The Eagles remain undefeated in their Kelly Green throwbacks
>>151629583Say it to his face. b4 he steals your girl (if you had one)
>>151629632We can finally get a good coach and start winning
>Destroy the Gnats early>Can watch the rest of today's game stress free>Bye week next weekWe comfy Phillybros
>>151629667They only wear those against bad teams
>>151629653That was an injury based loss. Even a casual observer knows.
>>151629388>unstoppable totally legal playYour bitch ass o line jumps offsides every time this play is called only time till it’s banned and you guys are fucked.
>>151629564
>>151629757Comfy in PA or NJ where your leaders hate you and want to take everything dear to you away?Bounce back next week, Giants!
>>151629789I'm sure the NFL will realize that and give the Giants an honorary playoff spot.
>>151629806It's okay, the Cowboys are just an elite pass rusher away from being a contender!
>>151629789Maybe Giants players shouldn't punch their teammates, giving them concussions
>>151629863NJ has some of the highest quality of life, education statistics, medical access, and happiness rating in the country. Enjoy being butthurt about le heckin woke and dying of measles or whatever MIGAfaggots are doing these days lmao
>>151630072Who punched who?
>>151629863PA guy here. I think we are doing just fine.
>>151630088>t. Mike Sherrill
>>151630088And one of the highest property taxes.
>>151628774>>151629806>>151629123>>151628888>ImgWow how cool this cowfag has the same filename setup as the fag who posts the blacked porn falseflags
>>151630408I do think Patullo did much better today.
>>151628515Trying his best Coughlin red face impression
>>151628515Absolutely based
>>151630309heh. got 'im.>>151630249of course you do. you're exactly what they want - compliant and unthinking.>>151630088see above
>>151630030We were shopping for max crosby but the raiders are some bitches and won’t let him go, would season end Jalen hurts for sure.>>151630387Of course you would know would know about blacked porn false flags you BBC cuck
>>151630442unfortunately his playcalling so far only shows improvement when he is forced to change things up when down offemsive pieces
>>151630549That's a shame. Imagine if you had someone like Micah Parsons tho
>>151630529"Heh, sheeple." you smugly say, while supporting a guy who spends his entire presidency destroying the American healthcare system and financing pedophiles, crypto scams, and Israel.
>>151630529Who the fuck is "they" in this scenario?
>>151630639try critical thinking instead of repeating talking points. best of luck.
>>151630639trip on, Bradysknees
>>151630737>>151630739No use in arguing with Israeli pedophiles I suppose
>>151630715educate thyselfCome on Skats, heal soon!
>>151630639Unironically kill yourself, faggot.
>>151630631He’s dog shit and locker room cancer the game against the packers is proof of that.
>>151630758trip. on.
>>151629504Great win. Let’s keep it rolling.
>>151630549exposedseethingits on your phone kek
>>151630639>destroying the American healthcare systemYou white people need to realize that you can just go to the hospital and then refuse to pay afterwards. Always crying about the healthcare $$ you’re ridiculous. We’ve been doing it for decades
>>151636064They rush you put the door unless you're literally dying right there. Good luck gettin long term Healthcare for any condition. They start shaking you down for insurance as soon as you walk thrthe door
>>151625822that's quite the skattebooboo
>>151625922where did this myth come from?
>iggz win>goyboyz seething itt
>>151640522why do manlets always have to catch strays from talloids....
>>151625922I counted 10 just quickly glancing at Google maps. One bridge?
Holy hell they rigged the shit out of this one. FBI needs a call
