YFO

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>>151628045
cheers for baking
i forgot to add the subject to my thread
might YFO myself

My mama was raised in the era when
Clean water was only served to the fairer skin
Doin′ clothes, you woulda thought I had help
But they wasn't satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself
You see it′s broke nigga racism
That's that "Don't touch anything in the store"
And it′s rich nigga racism
That′s that "Come in, please buy more"
"What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain?
All you blacks want all the same things"
Used to only be niggas, now everybody playin'
Spendin′ everything on Alexander Wang
New slaves

seems i forgot the lyrics to yeezy too

Just lost at chess to some Indian brainlet
Might kill myself

thoughts on the big chess suicide story zachy lad?

fischer didn't YFO himself

>>151629514
Grandmaster Peter Svidler summed it up pretty well "Everything is wrong and getting wronger'.''

Chad sport for White people oh wait that's /hoc/

small cock /hoc/ has been irrelevant for years m8

There's a cobra in my hand
She's calling back again
There's a cobra in my hand
She's calling back again
There's a cobra in my hand
She's calling back again

>>151630798
this but chess
still find it a tad retarded they call it chess960 rather than fischerandom

>/hid/

zachy at Theatron be like
>>151631491

Theatron is a great nightclub
Amazing scenes
Too big to be truly gay

Chess was invented by India. Wasian subby shitters could never

TYBI

not sure how people can get into chess
it's just video games but more boring
full of nerds trying way too hard to seem old money

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cricket

cummins officially ruled out of first test

>>151636345
you need to be very very very virginy to be good
this is why slabhead nords and smelly poos play so much
the likes of me and zachy can't ever be elite because we aren't virginy enough

>bnonce
>not a virgin
Only if he counts his dad zutting him
>>151637384
HIStime
>>151636538
Sloppy

who do all the bong posters write like they've been molested

>"Lesson For Them": Madhya Pradesh Minister's Shocker On Australian Cricketers' Molestation

damn Zak foulkes is only 23

>ZAMPA RULED OUT FOR PERSONAL REASONS
what reasons would those be

>piastri gets smoked by norris
>pozzstralia announces that cummins will only miss the first test AND smoth will be captain
they have retaliated

watching King of New York it's really bad

>>151641367
rewatching Gangs of New York
scorcese somehow downgrades every setting into what feels like a theme park with minimum wagies wearing costumes. i still like DDS and the plot however.

>>151637595
are the botez sisters virgins?

I thought the Uber Jeets thing was just a meme. But I'm in SF and I see them in their bikes everywhere.

>>151640074
uhhhh based?

Evermore is probably the best thing NZ has ever produced that isn't a meme

>Pat Cummins has officially been ruled out of the first Ashes Test in Perth due to selectors finally realising he's a dogshit captain but inexplicably also forgetting he's the best bowler they have. He will likely return for the second match in Brisbane.

>>151646130
Running is such a pure tune

speaking of banger kiwi tunes, was pleasantly reminded that goodshirt existed last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6iJogThHaA

25 days until the ashes

how many matches in the womens ashes series this year? 50? 100?

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doing 20 hours of autism awareness training for work because fuck doing any actual work in the public service. the main things I've learned is to be literal and use verbs, and apparently to give into all of their whims and treat them like some second coming of christ who are incapable of doing wrong.

>>151628045
hey is that the crazy cat artist guy

>>151646175
>>151646181
kek
ai is the worst

it's sort of right
>TNT Sports turn to cycling and rugby commentators for UK Ashes coverage
here's your sport's flagship event bro

>>151646146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5FQOmyVoI

the /rashes/

elemeno P was the nickelback of nz

>>151646555
brown

don't think a cumless australia will be very penetrative lads haha
give us the ashes, dare I say, now

get this one. instead of the womens ashes, the... gashes, haha.

>>151636538
you really love this clip aye

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>>151646615
prefer this one

>>151646564
Yes it's very cringe but also very catchy and enjoyable

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>>151646723

post clarke heeming watsons knee going for a run out

>>151646753
kek she's so cute

post duckett heeming brook going for the run out

post the kiwi fielding webm where they missed like 3 throws so >we or some other cunt got 4-6 runs

do it yourself you stupid wanker

based bard

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""""""""ashes"""""""""""""""""""""
*spits*

>>151628373
>Alexander Wang
i always thought it was alexander mcqueen

>>151637384
damn guess i'll have to settle for seeing boland get a fifer in person

reckon this is obviously where i'd post it if i had it you dumb jeetjeet

>>151628373
For me, it's Blood on the Leaves

>>151646266
>think this is a meme edit
>it's real
Fuck's sake cunt, that's a laugh and a half

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well lads

>>151647686
molesting them seems to work

>>151647928
why is there like nothing in the news about this

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>Sikh Punjabi woman raped in West Midlands
>Police have released CCTV footage of the suspect, described as a white male in his 30s, with short hair and wearing dark clothing at the time of the attack.
Disgusting subhuman br*t pedo rapists as usual

reckon you're a fucking retard

just watched the news on the toil tv and they said "A huge boost to England's Ashes chances as Cummins is ruled out.."
kek >we could be a bit more subtle in terms of how mentally cooked >we are about Aus tours tbqh

>>151647409
Unfortunately not, as I'm in some remote village in the Himalayas with a surprisingly decent WiFi connection
Return to India in 8 days, hélas

>>151646266
but enough about judaism iykwim haha

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*slices through your batting line up*

Tick tock convicts

>>151646266
So nice of them to hold an event just for you.

>>151648908
>Return to India in 8 days
how unfortunate

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Unfortunate indeed. Fortunately...

>zachy bringing back his britjeet gimmick
grim

I'd like to unsubscribe from zachy updates

any criggy on today I'm getting the shivers

only shield crigget

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Reminder Sanatan Dharma is eternal and the only one true path

Don't even know why people hype up the Cunts' Ashes. Both teams are insufferable bellends and the series have been blowouts since 2005 (massive asterisk with the McChucker ankle)

Gavaskar-border series is the real blue riband event

>Chris Broad: I was told not to punish India for slow over-rate as ICC match referee

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQUgPkyDCvq/

>>151658473
who wouldve thought

>>151628074
Hi

>>151658473
His wife dying in prolonged agony is karma for being a racist

tried watching some baseball and the random shit music they play after every throw is so bad kek

>>151666247
thats particularly an issue at dodgers stadium, they go overboard there
this is such a good game though - get up the blue jays

>>151666311
yeah the organ is pretty crazy kek
i've barely watched any baseball before the last 2 weeks, it's more entertaining than i expected

>>151666513
post season is way more entertaining than regular season
but regular season theres like 8 games a day so you can always find a good game to watch

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>>519969344
He was a fast machine, he kept his motor clean
He was the best damn man that I ever seen
He had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those Zuttarian thighs
Taking more than his share, had me fighting for air
He told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the sand starts shaking, the desert quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it
And you zoot me all night long
Yeah, you zoot me all night long
Working double time on the seduction line
He’s nine of a kind, he’s just mine, all mine
Wanted no applause, it's just another course
Made a meal outta me, and come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
That the sand was shaking, the desert quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it
And you zutt me all night long
Yeah, you zutt me all night long
And knocked me out, I said you zutt me all night long
You had me shaking and you zutt me all night long
Yeah, you zutt me
Well, you zutt me
You really took me and you zutt me all night long
Ooh, you zutt me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you zutt me all night long
You really got me and you zutt me all night long
Yeah, you zutt me
Yeah, you zutt me all night long

>le epic im a part of a 4chan meme moment
go back to /int/

>>151667418
so true

>>151667418
kek done him

Convicts mentally ZUTTED

Zachy mentally RETARDED

hey gents is it time to come back to /cric/ for the summer yet with my coopers >green?

reckon you're a fucking retard

wont bits of kit like my new jon lewis wardrobe in bedsits
simply not enough room

no idea what any of that means

he's a dumb alchy

will the ashes be a competitive series?

>>151670436
think it might be the most competitive series in a while (even knowing aus won the last series 2-2)

wont find bits of kit like my new jon lewis wardrobe in bedsits
simply not enough room

>3 attempts
Lay off the booze in the morning twiglet legs

seething

watching south Park

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Zneeding

grire thread as usual is it like this year round?

be the change you want to see fella

pretty sure my pathologist today has one of those indian "degrees"
she didnt understand shit that i said and couldn't really answer any questions beyond those which she had a canned response for

I am, I'm publicly shaming

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQKdbDNjJum/
insane catch when you see the side on angle

i've made a 23 hour playlist of music, if I can get it to 40 that's a whole work week

>>151671293
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErY75MXYXI

>>151671293
thats pretty massive
I do themed playlists and my biggest is 13 hrs long, but got a couple others over 10 (zero overlap of songs between 'lists)

>>151628045
Louis Wain :)

off work drinking a proper soiboy hipster poofter DDHIPA 8%ABV fuck the lot of youse

aww the twink from death in venice died :(

reckon that online safety bill legitimately stopped 2-3 brit regulars from posting

>>151674724
did it require ID for social media like 4chan though or just porn?

Pointless ODI on in a bit if anyone cares

>>151675316
think its still just open access but theres prob some fears of punishment

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feeling under the weather. looking at in bruges before I crash

>>151677679
ken, i grew up in dublin.
i love dublin.
if i grew up on a farm, and was retarded, bruges might impress me.
but i didn't, so it doesn't.

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Sat sri akaal

>>151679880
we can see your insta account

>>151648115
patriot

Cinema peaked at avengers endgame

>>151679973
really? I thought I just had to take off the tracking code...

>matt short gets cut on his finger fielding
>then bats and top scores
>then plays another match, both batting and bowling
>then gets surgery to "clean up the top of his finger"
can anybody what this means?

Looks like NZ is also suffering from a jeet infestation.

>>151680000
>cow rapeland
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/far-north-man-allegedly-raped-wife-stepdaughter-and-committed-bestiality-on-cows-calves/7VZ7E5QJNVGFDHDQBGZWPIQ77Y/

did root get fat or is it just this kit?

more like joe poot haha lol lmao

How many will Will Williamson will get today?

>>151680796
yeah, and they're not even playing

>>151681804
0 (4)

NZ and eng always seem pretty evenly matched

>sir james anderson

sam konstas 10(24)

smudge on an elegant 0 (20) so far

call marnus up as an emergency drinks carrier in west australia only to send him back to the gabba and sheffield shield the next week

is this bong team the one >we are supposed to be worried about? the guys currently getting mogged by a literally who peewee bowling quartet?

>marnie, we know youre just getting in the groove but how about you come miss some cricket and watch instead

hairy brook seems like England's only hope with the bat this summer

>>151682989
australia always go out of their way to attack the captain/biggest threat and it takes a certain type to rise above it
reckon he'll be exposed and maybe average 30's

>>151682989
Jamie "smudge" Smith will score a few 50s

is losing a series to nz good?

10 (41)
Seems to be treating this like a net session

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>turn on snoozyland vs binland
>african american batsmanning

uhhhh Bonglandsisters???

12 (51)
Taking guard well outside leg and pre-moving to outside off - very unique!

is 175 all out a good score in 36 overs?

25 (67)
Hes having a good time facing marnie - lot of banter between balls

POO

PEELAND

Toni Street kinda cute

big dickner

Patterson shouldve had usmans international career

>you're now aware paul reiffel has served as an umpire for more than twice the span he had as a player
a more kino post-career than commentator or coach

do peewees know you don't actually have to use all 50 overs in a run chase?

Why is England so good at t20 but so bad at odi? Are they, dare I say, brainlets?

these broadcasters are retarded not having a permanent section with either total or runs required in the graphics during the 2nd innings

more like williamsgone

100 (158)
A hundred on return! Maybe New York isn't so bad after all

>>151685260
based marnus and smoth hitting form for another ashes series

also, he might as well just spend days finding his hands since shield matches are only 4 days and the 1st day was already completely rained out

>>151685296
guy on the right looks like a bull fighter

>>151684428
sheilabros......

don't care unless we get vivid narration of what happened exactly

ashes arent looking too competitive right now

The Arshes

>>151685317
wtf bard?

the arshesdeep

Oh look nz won yet again

*eats noodles with chicken oxo cube while waiting for criggy to start*

err theres cricket on and we're winning

coom-man or sangha?

BIG TWIST
Bancroft has stood up with a massive 114* (230) on a challenging WACA pitch

bancroft is about on par with nic maddinson in the line of succession

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Lads...


It's englel

>21 (39)
yeah.. pains me to say it, but kane has to go.
unfortunately his time is up, i'd still definitely rate him our greatest ever batsperson, but i'd be lying if i said i wasn't disappointed
if you'd asked me as little as 2 years ago if i thought he would go on to become our greatest ever player - surpassing hadlee, i would have said yes. alas, not to be.

>>151685573
He's like Smudge, done with cricket now but still playing a bit because he makes some decent coin from it
Probably should only play tests but that score today was fine for the game situation

>implying australians care about t20 cricket
>implying they know this match and series is on
>implying they have the financial or technological means to watch it

got a cheeky name ready for this jeet to unveil soon

reckon you're a fucking retard

reckon t20 is only good to watch when your team is batting

jeet patel is the only jeet worth mentioning

Shall start reading Ulysees tomorrow.

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Hindus delivering karma to mooslim molester. Seems like cucktians and mooslims are all pedos and rapists

Hoping Hazlewood injures himself enough this t20 series such that he can't play in any of the test matches coming up

Yo Indians, what are the plans now that this random guy went and filmed at one of your poop festivals, exposing you lot even more as filthy humans?

>>151685721
more blacked threads probably

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Convict pakis mentally ZUTTED

GONE GOTEM
>a bitch kek

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my heaties could beat both these peems

wheres Jake FraserMcGurk

fucking wild how they flew both teams to india just for this t20 series

in the bin with chris lynn and darcy short

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STOINGOD here we go

Put the roof up

>>151685757
NOT SO FAST

OH FUCK OFF PLAY ON YOU POOFTAS

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Convict phenotype

>>151685766
lgm

so we won, but what was it all for? what is the point?

>>151685778
dopamine and beer and food sales

>>151685766
dunno who that is but seems like a nice fella

Imagine if they played when there was a little bit of rain that would be pretty cool

the funniest thing about this stick figure weight transference thing that fox uses is that it means absolutely fucking nothing as a similar type of shot can easily be vastly different, and that maxwell showed it does not even matter

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WHERE IS SMACKY HE SHOULD BE THE CAPTAIN

>>151685806
i wonder how much money and how many hours they spent developing this dogshit gimmick that adds nothing

>>151685793
Invent a waterproof ball and pitch. Cricket in the rain would be fun

what happens when you play cricket and it's raining

>drizzle has stopped
>play to resume in 1 hour
>revised over limit is 7 overs

>nations capital
>no ashes test

>drinksperson drops a bottle of water
>30 minute delay while groundspersons dry out the field

Umps taken a convict bribe just like mark waugh and warnie took all those bungs trying to fix the match for the coward convicts as a D/L reduced match favours the chasing side

>player sneezes
>umpires rush out and determine its too dangerous to play for the next 4 days
>ashes cancelled

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GIVE ME ATTENTION BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS PLEASE LOOK AT ME JUST LET ME FELLATE YOU CONVICT

>elyse perry squirts on the field

umps rigged it against the wog god

>>151685945
where is the cricket themed porno already

tennis hogs all the coomers and cricket hogs all the intellectuals (australia and england) could be argued that india are coomers but they don't know the rules of cricket so they don't count

dropped off watching tennis years ago so have no idea about the gooning talent on the circuit these days

23 minutes after covers come off for play
anybody would think it fucking bucketed down

has a bowlsman ever changed his style from say slow bowler (spin) to a fast bowlsman?

>>151685930
kek

>>151685991
3 lines or less

bowl em for six stonis!

Bit gay me

>>151686013
NICE ONE GAZZA KEEP TELLING YOUR OLD MISSUS THAT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT

Watch this, they'll (((Duckworth-Lewis))) India's score and give them extra runs

if it was me I'd put a guy where the other guy is hitting the ball so the first guy would catch it and get the guy out

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>>151685975

>>151686032
yeah shes mint, though thats not the best webm

>>151686032
what position does she play in the cricket?

>>151686036
ball and stumps iykwim haha

nice bowl barlette you fucking spastic

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>>151686034

>>151686036
deep long in

people are trying to watch the cricket buddy why are you posting random girls for no reason???

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>>151686032
>socks
>>151686053
>shoes

just checked and there's no cricket on

social media videos really have reduced women to undistinguishable, interchangeable thots, even if they're actresses, models, sports players, business women, etc

is there a SINGLE fast bowler on this entire team

More like Slowinis kek gottem

uhhhh /bbl/GPT what style of bowling has the most wickets in the BBL?

>>151686064
>lego girl turned into an instahoe
heartbreaking

FUCK SAKE
why is it raining in india so fucking much why are we having it there

Imagine trying to order uber pajeets in Canberra right now?

dead thread
dead sport
dead community

>>151686053
nice

>people try to play t20 "cricket"
>god himself says 'lmao how about no, fuck you'

>world cup on
>no one commenting about it
state of /cric/

https://www.instagram.com/aussiegoogleearthexplorer
quite enjoy this account

bedtime just called

theres some sick irony in having stringent rules for a joke format

>match called off due to rain
Just make a stadium which can be covered. White people really be cheaping out.

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I solved this years ago but no one listens

>>151686560
how much would the wind from the helicopters affect the swing of the ball?

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>>151686570
the downwash from a seaking (pictured) is approximately 111 km/h now the dissipation of a helicopter's downwash depends on several factors, but a general rule of thumb is that the downwash velocity dissipates to acceptable levels at a distance of 2 to 3 times the rotor diameter from the rotor hub, the sea king has a 18.9 meters rotor diameter, we'll meet it in the middle so say the helicopters will have to hold the umbrella up 47.25 meters. The Stands at the MCG are 45 meters tall while the floodlights are 85 meters tall, to be safe you'd want at least 30 meters clearance from anything
tl;dr the players wouldn't feel any difference in the wind and would enjoy rain free play

>>151686606
good post
thanks for the insight

>meters

sorry I meant
>1043 chilly buns

>englel
Kek never change

>>151686813
She's just trying to get back in the teams good books after her comments during the gashes got her shunned

Regardless, we are about to lose lmao. At least we avoid another absolute frotting from australia

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>>151686813

just saw someone cruise through boulder 32 and it gives me great fear for ashes game 2 dec 13th

>>151687142
>gashes
>frotting
?

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He's not getting in the squad, is he?

>>151688702
the frotting gashes

might name an undiscovered mountain range after this

>lose to new zealand in meme cricket
>lose to south africa in women's cricket
>lose to australia in ashes
you doing ok, bongs?

>>151690319
great judge of length

didn't post on /cric/ today until now
skimmed through and see lots of shitjeet damage control. you lot should stop bullying poos

"A 17-year-old cricketer has died in hospital after being struck by a ball in practice nets in Melbourne's east.

The Ferntree Gully Cricket Club said it was devastated by the death of the boy.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with his family," the club said on social media."

Very sad

Think cricket needs to be cancelled RIGHT NOW, these poor innocent souls cannot keep on dying