One week to go in the AFLW season. North Melbourne break a 72 ye old record for most wins in a row
Good morning alf
If Norf won it all, does AFLW need to exist anymore?
>>151637303these must be half time scores?what was the final results?
>>151638919watching them choke the final is actually the only thing making it worth watching nowwomen crumble under the pressure of final all the time
>Sam Docherty reveals secret gambling battlehey he's just like me
>>151637303Bottom right is a UNIT.
>>151639531>literally no balls gutless coward who abandoned the team that gave him a chance to glory chase and then missed out on two premierships because of itdon't know if you'd ever want to compare yourself to him champ
Dead sportDead thread Dead community
Reckon I'll make the switch to NRL next season.
yeah right
iggs
>>151641707crisp
Whoever made that last OP should be permanently banned. Absolutely garbage post that was rightly deleted
>>151641707
womens sport is not a sport
>>151642311I like women's field hockey because they wear those little skirts and the play the whole game bent over. Great stems on those gals.
>>151642311what is it
>>151642311this. porn stars are better athletes.
>>151642443charity
Post aflw webms. I don't have any.
your webms are gay and so are you
yea seriously fuck off you dumb cunt wanker dog faggot yank whore
>>151643437Wanna talk about it?
>>151642501who are some of your favourite porn athletes then?
>>151643721DREDD
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/youtubers-poop-festival-video-slammed/news-story/f67ab884c70f7d83fa17b27757af70f4
>>151644396No sense of humor, no sense of smell.
Its crazy how bad alf is without me posting
>>151644700trip on rc
>>151644700this but with seppos posting
>>151644396disgusting race
I run this poomunity.
you're not josh, idiot
>randomly pops up one day in the offseason>thinks he runs /afl/this monkey brain kek
>>151644396>did you just film a poop throwing festival without mentioning the CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE!?!?!
>>151644396you bloody bastard sarr its AI
doctors and engineers
why deletey?
>>151641864>It's been 6 years since West Coast were a formidable and respected teamWhere does the time go?
>>151645047Yeah, I know, I'm just bored. Not like anything else is happening.Remember this?
>>151645119Faster and faster every day.
get lost you peanut
I refuse, for I have a question. I've noticed some of you repost my shoop during the season a couple times. Has anyone ever pointed out the little Easter egg I left in it?
ive never seen that posted
>>151645245i Haveposted it myself too once or twicethink i saved it first in 2023
wdym you dont have two norm smiths?
>>151645245Fitting>>151645307Created April '24. Do you see it? Just curious.
>>151645314norm but steven smithay iykwim hahs
>>151645314Will Basedcroft
you are dignified in the image of god
>>151645331fuck i knew it was 2023 or 2024 just couldn't remember exactly whichdidn't see it unless it's the scoreboard but i'm blind heh
get a room fags
>>151645420>didn't see it unless it's the scoreboard but i'm blind hehNot far off.
>tehehee keep guessing!
When you know, you know.
Where were you when Lions went back to back?
here
>>151645558
one concussion away from retiring LOL
i'd go bareback to bareback with dolly's loins if i were a nonce but i'm not iykwim haha
Cleanup's easier if you go covered.
>>151645579>west coasts season allowed you to easily get a screenshot of 7 red dots in a rowLMAO
>>151645575>Supposedly super-genius coach>Has literally no plan for how to deal with Lachie Neale sub, locking down of extra man around stoppage, short kicks avoiding the loose man in defence, Andrews dominating Shannon Neale, Danger not being able to get involved, or what to do with Cameron after he breaks his arm
dolly is always covered because i'm not a nonce fella
>>151645608He had a fool-proof 44 point plan. Just didn't come together at the right time.
fuck your webms are shit
>>151645616I thought a nonce was a rockspider. Does it have broader connotations? A doll isn't a child. Not with tits like that.
>>151645649Look mate, unless you're going to elaborate, I'll dump everything I have right now.
>>151645660> I'll dump everything I have right nowYou don't have the guts
>>151645668I really don't. I've been up for almost 35 hours. I'd still like to know though. For my own edification.
>>151645698I'm not even the guy who said your webms were shit, mate. I was just trying to goad you into posting some you had.
>>151645706Yo
>>151645526Fuck I miss him
>>151645713Derp>>151645706You can just ask. I was literally just about to unleash. lol Goal, tackle, or mark?
mason cox dropping the prelim
>>151645722>You can just ask. I was literally just about to unleash. lol Goal, tackle, or mark?Don't really care. Not looking for anything in particular, I just save random webms that pique my interest when I come across them.
Since big Cox was raised.
>I come across thembased meza in the locker room after aflw games iykwim haha
>>151645765This is somebody's daughter.
>>151645814>daughterThat means she has a vagina. Do you think it's enveloped many cocks?
>>151645818A lucky few.
cox down back broke rc (mickhead with a tripcode)
>>151645818yes
boring threadill come back later
>>151645873
this year I'm saying #nuptothecup
wish this spastic seppo would fuck off, the only good seppo is sebtabla x
>>151645935crisp Crom supporter
>>151645954
Teanna Trump is my favourite porn athlete
>>151645976You should hire her.
HERE COMES THE WARM MACHINESUCH A WARM MACHINE
suicide
did the captchas change for you guys
>>151646028Dunno I'm banned
>>151646028Got a pass, sorry, no idea.
>>151645996I would love to have sex with a porn athlete
>>151646081So hire her. She's on ClientsFantasy. Not really my type, but go for it, bud.
>>151646048>>151646057kek, fuck you both
>professional porn
>>151646088Have you ever had sex with a porn athlete?
>/nrl/ in the news for deepfaking porn of one of their girlsyikes
>>151646127>the /afl/ naked sex havers>the nrl deepfake virgin perverts
>>151646122No, too poor.
>>151646127link? there is a really fucked discord server im 100% certain one of the resident coomers in there frequented. it was a spin off of the r/nrlbabes or something nrlhotties idk
>>151646122yes
>>151646108I too get the ick
for me it's amateur porn made by loving couples
>>151646166Patrician
>>151637303
I have a crippling scat porn addiction
That stinks.
i could never understand why bourgeois was bad
I am never masturbating again.
I assume being uncircumcised would be like having a permanent fleshlight
>>151646166>amateurDisgusting.
>>151646215grow up
>>151646194Crisp skilled migrant
>>151646219Have you ever touched a fleshlight? It's way better than dick skin.
Ella Roberts
>>151646210I supposed because they're supposed to be pretentious, snobby, or overly focused on possessions and social status.
>>151646219It can still dry out, so putting some spit or moisturiser on the head before covering back up after you've gone to the toilet keeps you looking youthful.
>>151646226Haven't touched either.
why do you guys hate jews so much but get your dicks cut
>>151646194crisp me'zaNinounini is my favourite athlete atm
>>151646226Waaaay too much work desu.Maybe things would be better with a heating rod, but not really worth the hassle.
>>151646219kek
>>151646236Lost tribe of Israel member. There were 12 tribes. The cursed jew only constitutes 2
>>151646240lol, lazy cunt. You just rinse it off and dry it with a towel.
>>151646234Based eunuch.
>>151646248I don't have a foreskin.
>>151646236I have my foreskin. My parents loved me.
>>151646244You are showering afterwards, right? Or do you just go about your day with semen stains on your penis?
>>151646251Yeah, but it's the skin on your dick. You know what that's like. It's thin. A fleshlight has dimension. It's like a cushion.
>>151646256crisp
>>151646262Depends on when I do it. If I'm just going to bed, I mop up with some wet wipes. It's mostly just lube anyway, so it's water soluble. Comes right off.
>>151646230are they though? seems like a better description for commies who are nearly always from the middle class anyway.
Ponder the odour
fucking seppos have an opinion on everythinggod i hate them
>>151646276>It's mostly just lube anywayPoor guy.
>>151646278I dunno. I have a book on Marx, but I can never be fucked to read it. lol.
>>151646290The cum stays at the top for me. I don't know how you're doing it.
>>151646278Communism is a Rothschild joint
>>151646295
imagine if afl had a post season "championship" where players would split off into ethnic based "national" teams >england>ireland>scotland>wales>nz>south africa>italy>greece>malta>yugoslavia>sudan
did you know the head of your penis is designed to scrape other mens cum out of the vaginawomen were never meant to be faithful its why they all cheat
>>151646286not a fan of their I INSIST, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT culture, personally
>>151646227wonder how many hours of sex she's clocked up
Buying a houseboat. Moving to mandra
>>151646304not many i don't last very long iykwim haha
>>151646296trvkie
would feel like I was raped if I was circumcised, the amount of J conspiracy theories going around - that is the actual influence that is actually real and very damaging
Circumcised vs uncircumcised all star game when
>>151646309sympathise with guys that were
>>151646299Okay. Not sure what that has to do with your load, but sure.
>>151646314dibs captain
i reckon the daicos are cut and the ashcrofts arent
>>151646320kek
>>151646309To be fair, it used to make sense before proper plumbing was universal. Now it's just retarded.
>>151646309The amount circumcised was far less than what the larping Khazars lop off today
>>151646302>Gorillas: Tiny testicles and penisLady gorillas are faithful harem members for a single male, so more isn't required.>Chimpanzees: Massive testicles and small penisLady chimps will fuck the entire tribe, so the males have larger testicles to produce more sperm so they can flood her vagina giving their sperm a higher chance of reaching the egg.>Humans: Large testicles and penis???
>>151646325>horse
>>151646331evolution isn't realchrist is king
>>151646325why cant an 18yo aflw rookie in her first game get caught on camera with her cunt showing
>>151646335King of the who now?
Not even sure the cut would have the numbers for a team
>>151646334disappointed?
>>151646329>it used to make sense before proper plumbing was universalNo, that was just a fake reason used to push for it.It's literally popular in America because religiousfags didn't want their kids masturbating.The girl version (which never caught on) was to burn their clitoris off with acid.
what is this drive humans have to mutilate baby dicks? shit stretches back into pre-history all over the world and can get fucking extreme as seen with low iq spergs like abbos smashing their dicks in half.
>>151646339Because of Tayla. They probably all make sure to wear something that prevents it.
>>151646346That's wrong and fucking crazy though.
>>151646339you need blunt force trauma to the head
>>151646325Fake.
>>151646353no, i need to see aflw rookies without clothes on
>>151646360Let him speak!
>>151646360would the aflw let them have an onlyfanssome of them could be millionaires
>>151646347>I was mutilated, it's only fair that other people get mutilated as well>I-It's a right of passage, okay?! It means you're an adult now. It means somethingBasically, it's cope all the way down.
>>151646344hello nikesh
>ummm it gets dirty ok>why dont you rip of your babies finger nails then>nooooo not like that
>>151646379The underside of the fingernail isn't a mucous membrane.
>>151646365>ella roberts aflw game day chatty get ready with me with showering and getting dressedcor
>>151646383sniff
>>151646383>ella roberts match worn undiescorrr
Thanks for the rec, /alf/
>>151646399>20>crows feet appearinggod women dont last long
>>151646325wonder how many vaginas that's entered
>>151646399luv ella, luv charlie. simple as
>>151646409Spends a lot of time in the sun, doesn't she?
yeah id delete that toofuck outta here anime nonce
my sweet ella
real pedo hours
why we posting so much
>>151646446BECAUSE THIS IS A POSTMAX GENERAL
foreskins and cute aflw players really gets me going
Who will lose the Draft and why will it be Norf?
>>151646127still not as bad as the daicos gay porn discord
>>151646454Found your dream girl.
>>151646431>>151646416crisp
>>151646471Looks like my waifu of the season.
fold norf, freo, and saint kilda
>saint
>>151646512got a problem you fucking spastic cunt?
>>151637303>>151639310https://youtu.be/TRtlkcQ6brE?t=16
>>151646519yeah i do fuckheadst isnt an abbreviation for saint
>>151646525Oh yeah tough guy? Bell Saint Maccas, 15 minutes. Be there.
i should decide how everyone lives
>>151637303>11/11 - 317%Is this North side the greatest footballing team of all time?
It's too cold
>>151646524they really got out to a game winning two goal margin in the 1st qtr hey
>>151646541based
What is the Perth equivalent of bell street maccas
>>151646561William St
>>151646561tuart hill maccas
>>151646561bellmont maccas
>>151646561All of the suburbs here are lovely.
>>151646561beaufort st hungry jacks
>>151646525yes it is you utter spastic cuntfaceill rip your fucking throat out if you test me again fuckface
Street Kilda
>>151646587you're a fucking idiot ceasing communications with you now, you had the chance to admit you were wrong but instead doubled down instead of learning
>>151646541t. politician
>>151646525silence, atheist
>>151646593you're fucking dead cunt
>Getting the slop delivered is only ninety cents more than picking it up myselfHmmm
>>151646605sarrr tip
Bet you cunts have never even sucked a cock
>>151646605it's like it's imperative for you to consume the goyslop
why is it always working with kids
>>151646609sorry, I'm circed
>>151646611I didn't move any meat from the freezer to the fridge so it's takeaway slop or canned slop, I mean soup.
>>151646610Yeah, so what? I'm still oppressed.
>>151646629Based past me moved some salmon. Can't wait.
nick daicos
>>151646641Lucky you. Past me forgot. What a fucking stupid cunt.
removal of minimum wage for restaurant workers
>>151646652So they'll be staffed by even more Indians?
>>151646656Yep. Might as well get something out of this fucking arrangement
>mitch brownbet he's not even gay or "bi", or even had a gay experience. cunt just wanted a cushy media career. or it's a hilarious prank by his twin and the real mitch is living in kazakhstan or somewhere with a hapa wife and has no idea what's going on here
>>151646662im straight and i bet i play with my arsehole more than he does
>>151646667It's perfectly straight to stretch yourself out.
>>151646678yeah agreejust funny as this bloke is pounding prime pussy every night
>>151646561any Westfield carpark of your choice, Carousel especially
Wow she looks like a cokehead now
>>151646743they all get their cheek fat sucked out and look like ayy lmaos
>>151646743not getting any of that kids blood anymore
>>151646743Is this shooped? Her htw ratio seems to have improved.
>>151646744That's just standard skinny aging. i.e. not well>>151646758She had a kid.
shut up cunt you have to chime in on fucking everythingJUST FUCK OFF
rude
You hear that? You're a rude, crude, lewd bag of pre-chewed food, dude.
you can fuck off too slurper
you can just do things
wtf
how many wumaos are in here, seriously get a hold of your worthless self
how many women are in here, seriously get a hold of my dick
>ufc fans are making fun of some cunt who now has permanent loss of vision in one of his eyesWhat the fuck is wrong with those people?
>>151646966To be fair, it did look like he wasn't even trying to open it to see if he could see. The doc said it looked fine to him, too. Cunts are a reactionary lot.
>spastics who watch fightingnot sure mate
>>151646979I mean he was clearly poked in the eye regardless and you can see the video, it would have fucking hurt.
>>151646966didn't know that, last I heard ringside doc said he was fine to continue and he was holding the eye that didn't get brain fucked
>>151646994Absolutely. I'm not saying there wasn't damage, I'm just saying his manner during the stoppage was odd.
>>151646966link to webm?
Why aren't you renting out one of your bedrooms, /alf/? You can (((borrow))) up to $40k more if you allow some Indian to live in your house with you. What is your problem? Are you racist?
Day of the rope for landlords and real estate agents when?
>>151647023can i pick a 20 year old ukrainian as the room mate
>>151647023disgusting FIAT currency pusher
>>151647010
>>151647034ai slop
>>151647034Whose hand was that? His own or his opponent's?
>>151647023>sure goy, you can add another $40k onto your $1.1 million loan, just agree to let some stranger live in your house and it’s yours
>>151647041... it's a black hand, lol. Ciryl Gane.
>>151647048It looks the same colour as the guy whose eyes are getting popped.
>>151647034I thought eye-gouging was strictly against the rules in UFC? Was the guy disqualified?
>>151647047more like hey jeet thats already has 15 family members "renting" out heres a free 40k
>>151647058It was deemed unintentional, Aspinall said he couldn't continue, so the fight was called a draw, no contest.
>>151647023>An extra $40k in borrowing capacity changes up purchasing power dramatically and can get you into the properties you may have been missing out on at auctions>$40k [...] auctionsMost auctions go $100k+ above the """expected""" price.
>>151647061Things absolutely must collapse. This can’t go on.
>>151647069Yep. And average house prices have already increased approximately $300k since the implementation of the Australian Government 5% Deposit Scheme. Just another way to keep artificially boosting the prices as well as find a place to stick the ever-increasing flood of migrants. Every day there is a new black pill.
>>151647069Ummm based
seriously ill take 40k for a qt housemate that i can fuck
>>151647023can someone explain this to a stoned retard
>>151647090Seems like no one wants to live in smellbum as much anymore
>>151647111brisbane is the new immigration city
>>151647103>Turn your home into a backpackers and we'll give you 40k
>>151647122is she looking for a room to rent
>>151647128Looks more like she's got room to rent. Good lord.
>>151647103When applying for a home loan under the First Home Owner Grant or Home Guarantee Scheme you can provide a signed statutory declaration that you'll be renting out one room of your house to a boarder and they will permit you to add those potential earnings to your listed income allowing you to borrow up to $40,000 more.
>>151647128Maybe
>>151647141so you lose either way
good goys use the incentive to borrow more money ok
>>151647150That's the rub of it.
Bedsit nation tho innit
sex with hot and sexy college athletes
>>151647209How could anyone possibly object to this?
>>151646889you'd be surprised (or not) how many footy players get hair 'help'
>>151647172proxy off spacky b
>>151647209>sex with hot and sexyElla Roberts
business idea: rent out room to aflw players who get drafted to another city they arent roomcause their season is so short they might need help finding a temporary room
>>151647243Average salary for AFLW players is about to increase to $82k. And as it's only 3 months it's basically a part time weekend job. I don't think they'll have any issues getting room.
i just know there is aflw players with secret onlyfans
>>151647260i would board them for free though
Any ideas how an unemployable man can make money?
i preferred the world where down-on-their-luck women became strippers, "dancers", and saucy waitresses and it was a major taboo and kept hush, not this world of entrepreneurial pornography actresses that are celebrated
>>151647270Be sure to post a link when you find it.
>>151647279hi mason
>>151647279you'll be at the iggs soon enough titch, chill out
didn’t coom yesterday, coomed twice today
Having a gay housemate would be good, you could just fuck whenever you want
>>151647309what if they had a pooey bum
I'm never looking at porn again. This is it.
>>151647336Titties though.
funny seeing you povos sperg out about housing eternally
>>151647336you say it every day champ
>>151647352You don't see any issues with the housing situation in this country?
>implying you can't just fuck a straight female or bi housemate
>>151647352not the broader point mate
>>151647366fuck I thought about this bloke the other day, really sad poor guy
>>151647352appkied for a promotion yet shekelstein
>>151647352fuck you people are suffering!
>>151647366Is this the guy that ate a slug or something?
>>151647368no but steven brahminay because saar pls redeem the asylum voucher pls saar
finna smoke some weed
i don't even want a house
>>151647393Can I have yours?
>>151647393Doesn't mean you aren't affected by the myriad of issues generated when the majority of citizens can no longer afford home ownership.
>>151647404not my problem. stop vooting for jews.
Business idea: makeshift tent cities in Canberra, apparently they're already allowed iykwim
COCK UP MY BLEEDING ARSEHOLE
How goes it broskis
>>151647432no bad thanks, you?
>>151647446Good mate
I fuck men
>>151647455that's good
>>151647460Same (I'm gay)
for the health of australia's game, we must fold the saints immediately
you mean the sts?
>>151647488meant the bombers and cats btw
>>151647460>>151647478Is being gay a joke to you?Do you think it's funny to pretend to be gay?
>>151647509?I am literally unironically legitimately gay
>>151647509As a matter of fact, I do
>>151647512Fucking prove it
>>151647516How so?
>>151647509Not him but being gay is ridiculous and ridiculousness is often utilised as a tool for comedy.
>>151647509Yes. Do it around black guys. They freak out. It's hilarious.
YFO
>>151647518Fuck my ass, "faggot"
>>151647509
>>151647518Prove you are gay
>>151647529Classic
anglo and asian women dress like shit
>>151647128she would be complaining that her knickers disappear every week
>>151646409i've noticed i have this developing a bit (at 27)depressing>>151647090>perth and adelaide that highfucks sakeyou expect it of the others but those ones are psycho
heard somewhere since adelaide's median salary is relatively low it's technically the most expensive housing market in the country
>>151647617>you expect it of the others but those ones are psychoBy product of the other markets being so unaffordable. People try and buy where they can and suddenly the whole market is inflating.
inflate these nuts cunt
>>151647690*grabs your nuts and squeezes*look at them go
time to annihilate my shithole (with a dildo)
They're not hairy nuts I hope
I know none of you cunts are actually gay
>>151647740I am actually gay. not >>151647725 btw
>>151647740And that's a good thing.
>>151647740i know enough about stats of shit that affects gay people to be gay
gays should be thrown from rooftops. no room for poofs.all gays are child molesters.
pooey undies
>>151647740I can't remember ever not knowing I was hetero.
What A Dick Head
>>151647999he should have a statue erected at bell end iykwim haha
>>151647962no but steven gay
>>151647788no but steven prey
>>151648019haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Whether had been heating up but feels like winter again. At least I'm in my comfy, comfy bed but my feet are like blocks of ice.
>>151648082Chuck 3 blankets on your feet then wake up sweating iykwim haha
>>151648108I'm under three blankets. They'll warm up eventually.
>>151647747Have you ever had a boyfriend? Also is there such thing a gay incels
>>151648108>then wake up sweatingMe all week with the weather dropping.
Only sport I like is horse racing
>>151648150Love lollies and chocolate
>>151648121Yes, on and off, I'm mostly happy not being particularly attached. Not to say I whore about, I'm mostly a loner and happy that wayAnd yes. Tbh I'd probably consider dating a gaycel, permitting they didn't have any weird emotional baggage, better than most other guys just interested in 'life's pleasures'
>pretending to be gayfuck up josh, worst gimmick yet
>>151648164Which AFL team do you support?
>>151648182Not to represent fans of this team on /alf/, but Carlton (who are fucked next season btw)
>>151648206>Carlton
Me? I like speculating on real estate.
Me? I like expectorating on real estate agents.
just learnt a new word lads
finna cop https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Amenia-Rd-Sharon-CT-06069/82596455_zpid/
>>151648243Real estate I bet
>>151648250expectorate'real estate' is beyond my grasp
>>151648243Micturate means piss, btw.
>>151648259Thanks
>>151647070>Millions must die
>>151647070based me 20 years ago
>>151647070>Things absolutely must collapse.Oh, they will.
>>151648244I don't understand the point of such extravagance when you would be living in the middle of nowhere.
ahshtrayyan pEOUYHple
>>151648296>Don't buy now!
been hearing one nation is nearing to be the third most popular political party, overtaking the greens in popularity, recent polling suggest this could be happening too
>>151648310do you want it in the city surrounded by niggers?
>>151648363Poor country whites are just as bad. Trust me. I've experienced both.
>>151648372In the US the poorest predominantly white county still has a lower crime rate than the wealthiest predominantly black county.
>>151648453That's a nice meme, but in reality it's not about crime. It's about culture. I come from a long line of rednecks and trailer trash. You would be so fucking pissed when you realized the people your kids would be growing up around are the kind that prioritize buying a new snowmobile over buying siding to cover the tyvek round their half-built house. I'm just saying, you want a LITTLE more civilization than that. Trust me.
>>151648503High crime is product of a broken culture. Also you think the people in living in mansions in rural Connecticut are white trash?
>>151648631Yes, and drug and alcohol abuse is also, which is not accounted for in the crime stats, especially in predominantly white areas, but is rampant is such places. Look at the "town," there's barely a grocery store. One gas station in the whole place. >Also you think the people in living in mansions in rural Connecticut are white trash?No, those are well-to-do Jews. But they aren't all mansions, Anon.
So glad I can watch afl in the future without methane gas polluting the air I breathehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrqHOgVxLWY
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
>farmers be like save me government i need more welfare and subsidies>nooo not like that krystal needs a landcruiser nooo
