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>>151644844First for my chiefies!
Super Bowl will be Chargers vs Rams
Broncos tbqh lads
The Packers are the best team in the league
>>151644844...INCOMPLETE. L OFFSIDES
How did Packers fans crowd mog in Pittsburgh? I thought Steelers fans are top tier?
>>151644859I hear you 2bh
my southeast asian wife wants to see the running man
/nf//NF/??How does ones /nf/ a thread?I said someone start baking not someone shit all over themselves
no stat will ever make me believe Jordan Love is good
Why have logos lost sovl over the years?
>>151644871Packers fans are all gigachads
>>151644863No, the Colts are. I am not putting up with anymore disrespect. They are destroying everyone and there's 0 chance the Packers defense could stop the Colts.
>>151644871People in Pittsburgh have jobs they have to be up early Monday morning for. From the bustling computer science industry on down to the blue collar steel workers
>>151644885Made by passionate fans/executives vs made by corporations
>>151644905The Packers would destroy the Colts, just like they did the Lions
>>151644885my redskins :)
Bo Nix just keeps beating teams
>>151644905>They are destroying everyoneAlmost everyone...
Bo Nix has never lost to an NFC team.
vick..........................and vick...........................tipped into the arms...of polamalu..........
>>151644931What to the Super Bowl
>>151644863you won by your overpaid nig QB throwing prayer balls and getting lucky. That will also be the reason you lose in the playoffs, like always. Plus teams that you will see in the playoffs own the Packers. They can't touch the Eagles. They get destroyed every time they play the 49ers.
>>151644881Jordan Love completed 13 of 17 passes against man coverage for 232 yards and 3 TD, the most yards vs man in a game this season.Jordan Love completed 20 straight completions during the game, with a 0.1% chance of completing all 20 passes based on the difficulty of each pass.
>>151644939
>>151644920no your QB will throw wounded duck contested balls and turn it over. Jonathan Taylor would trample your pathetic team. Danny Dimes would obliterate you.
does /nfl/ still pretend he sucks?top 10 QB in the league right now easilyarguably top 5
mitchell...........................................mitchell............................mitchell.......................................down to the 25
>>151644929The Rams needed 2 TD's taken off the board to beat the Colts. The Taylor TD was not a hold btw, just a bullshit reffie game. The Colts are better than the Rams by a long shot.
The NFC is the better conference and the Packers are the top of the NFC
>>151644960he's a meme QB that just throws prayers and sometimes he gets lucky, sometimes he throws picks.
The excuses against the Broncos are getting thinner and thinner with each win they get
>>151644945>>151644960He had a good game against a shit team. Sorry if I'm not crowning him MVP. Top 15 I agree btw
>>151644982Colts dropped them.
>>151644975brady could never
>>151644939>throwing prayer balls and getting lucky.thats his biggest strength and an improvement over giving up on a drive on 3rd and 17 or 3rd and 3 the second something goes wrong like 75% of qbs. Punting is a turnover
https://youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI?si=9PlqYMgRZ0vtU9ym
>>151644966We'll see in two weeks, cheesepacker.
About to hump both the Kelce's buttholes as they scream
>>151644986Yeah, but they dropped the Eagles. Either the Colts are a real SB team, or we're entering a weird timeline.
>The Rattler™
>[Highlight] Jerry Jones after loss: “I really want to congratulate this ownership group… they beat us physically, their lines beat us, but their overall team, they did it with a young quarterback”everybody thinks I'm delusional, but Jerruh is going to trade for Shedeur Sanders before he ever takes a snap in Cleveland
......caught. touchdown, no flags
>>151644945Stoolers idea of being aggressive is 15 years behind the times and it got smoked then which
>we had Bo Nix right where we wanted him
>>151645002Taylor...
>>151645013You might want to kill yourself. Whatever comes next will be MUCH better than rolling through life with the peanut brain you're working with
>flagged for being white
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>>151645033That defense is why zoomillenials suck off muh 2011 QBs, that was the dipshit type defense they faced every game
>>151645041this is why garbage time never exists. you never know
>>151644986Didn't that one come down to a missed FG or a lame penalty? All the Broncos losses this season were from weird last minute bullshit
>>151645051to be fair, breaking out the words "garbage time" when a team only has a 10 point lead is retardedthat shit is reserved for like 20 point leads with 3 to go
>>151645041Nah Payton has always been super cocky. Maybe he hates Shotty's family or something
>>151645063>to be fair, breaking out the words "garbage time" when a team only has a 10 point lead is retarded49ers learned this one the hard way!
>>151645041
>>151645045Sad. Again, suicide gives you a way out to a better place
>>151645079Super Bowls have had 0 aura the last 7 years
>>151645079is there a bigger all time Super Bowl KWAB moment than this?
>>151645005I unironically think Dak could win an Owl if he were on a team less retarded than Dem Boys, so I would actually love to see him leave Dallas.
Bo Nix is the best QB in the world
>>151645097The king of 1st and 2nd down and backbreaking ints
Blitz/man cucks big mad their defenses get fileted by Utah mutts kek
>>151644871Tomlin killed the fanbase’s soul by getting blown out by 30 in the playoffs every year and scoring 10 points a game. It’s very apathetic here in Pittsburgh.
>>151645117He just needs to be on a better team, a team good enough that he doesn't have to put up MVP-type stats on for them merely to tread water because they have no defense, or they overpaid a few players and they're all hurt, and so on and so forth. He just needs to be on a team that's competently run. Stafford won an Owl on a team like that, I am convinced Dak can too.
>>151644939bro did you tear up writing this out lmao
>>151645097it was the same with RomoDak is reliving Romo's entire career
>>151644939You are such a cuck lmao. Listing out all the teams that you think can beat your rival
>>151644909So the people in Green Bay have the fuck money to travel to shitsburgh and take Monday off?
>>151645140Yeah, it's uncanny, isn't it? Which is why he needs to get out while he still can, before he's too old and has to retire like Romo did. If Romo had left five years before Dak replaced him he could have gone to like the Niners and won an Owl.
>>151644871Shitsburp fans complain about the parking there and don't show up. Place is deceptively empty a lot of games
>>151645159Romo had miserable lines until the very end and Prescott had the best/second best OL for about 6-7 years
New strategy, throw an interception in the first couple plays, make them think you're weak, then dunk 44 points on them
How much does Dr Pepper ($36.90B company) pay Jerruh?Each Dr Pepper I drink is a small donation to the make Jerruh More Rich Fund, a charity group we can all get behind
>bake a gamethread>completely dead the entire game>find another one where everyone was at after the gameI was basically all alone the whole time talking to myself like a dumbass
>>151645157GB fans are the bums you see on the streets in every city, including Pittsburgh They let them in the stadium to get them off the streets
>shotty at halftime interview saying he wanted to do what the Broncos did against the Gnats last week>fails beyond miserablyKek
>>151645172On the other hand Romo ALSO had that phenomenal 2007 team with that great defense and Terrell Owens. Still lost. Didn't even MAKE the Owl. The team is just cursed, and it's all due to Jerry.
Romo shockingly didn't suck of his Cowboys the entire commentary
>>151645243probably i don't remember that far back well but about 09-13 they were a pretty poor team
>>151644981>Sometimes he throws picksApt analysis anon. Did you know that you have to move da ball down da field?
Romo literally circled this spot and said "oh no" seconds before disaster
Official Division Power Rankings1 NFC West2 AFC West3 NFC North4 AFC South5 AFC East6 NFC East9001. NFC South9000001. AFC North
>>151644863They're not even the best team in their division
>>151645297Lions don't have Micah Parsons and Goff already shit his pants game 1 vs him on a limited snap count rofl
>>15164488561-69 Lions logo is sexy af
>>151645188Kwab
I do love how much the Broncos are absolutely fucking with the Chiefs. The Chiefs may have righted the ship on a number of fronts, but at this point they're not gaining any ground on Denver for the division. The Broncos just keep winning.
>>151644863Browns are brutally bad and can't be written off like most losses on their own. They're easy to defend if you get creative in the back seven and can get 4 home and most championship caliber teams can
how does the NFL stop lovekraft
>>151645336Moreover, haven't we seen the Packers' ceiling under LaFleur? Basically seems to be the divisional round. That's where they always fall apart.
>>151645326The real Broncos AFCW battle is scheduled a little later in the season. So far the Broncos have played the Chargers and that's it
>>151645349no he saw my jewtube comments, and he plays to win nowso you're actually fucked
I'd say the Steelers will go 10-7 if they get their act together and win every divisional game for the rest of the season. We're definitely losing to the Colts next week.
Dak getting intercepted by a big fat linebacker who was literally just standing there is pretty embarrassing
I'm telling from now to armageddonnone of your trash can teams can cover tucker kraft in the slot running a slantnone of youyou have to hope he gets hurt
>>151644983I agree as well but any random rookie can come in and be a top 15 QB
Seems fairly obvious who most of the playoff teams are in the NFC at this point.LionsPackersBucsEaglesRamsSeahawks49ersAfter that you just have teams like the Cowboys, Bears, and Falcons. None of those teams are going to make it.The AFC race is only a little less obvious.ColtsBroncosChiefsBillsPatriotsOne of the shitty Steelers or Ravens have to make the playoffs even though neither belong.Chargers are most likely to get the last wildcard, but if they Charger it the Jaguars or Texans could make it.
I still don't believe the Broncos are the real deal. They will be toyed with then broken, just as in years past.
>>151645423you put a "strong" safety on him he just shoulders them outrefs wont call it because you touched first
>>151645451Aaaaachhhoooooo
The refs were playing for the Packers at least 3 times because the NFL disagrees with Aaron Rodgers' politics. It was a factor in the game.
>>151645451Your mid receivers and washed Kelce don't have a chance against their defense.
>this season
>>151645287it was over at that point anyway. the broncos third stringers could've diced up that cowboys defense
>>151645488real?
>>151645496yes. there are oppressor mk2s in real life and grandma uses one to grief her neighbors
>>151645486Yawn, I heard this story before. Chiefs won the owl that year.
>>151645484were they?steelers had a 2 second false start disregardedthey were given 2 PIs1 was notshould i keep going
>>151645509Whomst is in first place in the AFCW again?
>>151644964TD’s get taken away from holding calls all the time. Just own it, take the L. It wasn’t the best Rams game, either. It’s far more likely the ms would be 7-0 of their kicking unit wasn’t shit.
What 2 toppings should I get in my calzone? I'm a fan of teams having fun if that matters
>>151645431>49ersdoubt it
Fucking thread is split because of dumbass OP
>>151645346thats the thingthey dont
>>151645519Right now? Who knows. Who will win in the end? The Chiefs. History is on my side.
>>151645525Sausage and peppers
>>151645534>dumbass lions fan makes a thread 20 minutes after this one was madeWhy are they like this
KWABOTW?
>>151645556Daboll
>>151645562Dude can't catch a break kek
>>151645562We've all felt like this
what's his name again?
>/nf/fucking retard
>>151645624Dook Poopscoop?
Just remember all pussy is pink. All cock becomes the same shape if that's your type. Have sex with the people who want to have sex with you /nfl/, every day there are people who are you type who'd be down who you're just walking past, forgetting about or even exempting. We need to get laid here. Frankly everyone in America and the world needs that.
I'm sorry, Gnats fans, you're getting fucked this season
>>151645562>he thought the league was going to allow Goodell's new favorite to win twice!No fucking chance. The longer the season goes on, the more transparent as fuck the refball is.
>>151645551probably because this thread wasn't linked in the last general and the subject is spelled wrong
what emotion is Aaron Gleen trying to convey here?
>>151645637Women of New York let yourself get fucked!
The point differential for the fucking Clots is insane. Have they played any real teams yet or are they on fraud watch like the Stillers are perennially?
>>151645647Happiness he bought himself another week of employment.
Broship make ya seethe? Broship make ya melty?? Gonna cry and piss your pants about the Broship???
colts are winning the owl
>>151645431>Buccs over the PanthersPanthers with a competent QB smack the Bills, their defense in the 1st half was giving Josh Allen a hard time, Dalton kept giving them free points with his fumbles and interception
>>151645517I can't find your "false start" in the highlights, but even Tomlin said he thought that was a ref error. Metcalf poking people in the eye and all that screwed us, but it got called.
On your knees for the Broship
>>151645654Let's see, they've beaten the Dolphins, Titans, Raiders, Cardinals, Chargers, Titans...lmao
>>151645675Okay, so Steelers-adjacent.
>>151645647thanking Dan for giving him the balls to go for 2 via osmosis
The few times I've seen him play, Snoop seems like Diet Lameme. Wasn't the the QB that almost beat the Bungles a few years ago, except he fucked up and fumbled at the goal line reaching for the plane?
>>151645637It’s ok, the team is heemed at this point so a good pick will have to do. 18 players currently Out for the foreseeable future. Next year with Nabers, Skattebo, Holland, Adebo, McFadden and new coaches the team will be a lot stronger.
Broship is the best ship
this was Rattler's last pass as a starter, wasn't it?
>Gnats lose>Cowsois lose>Commies about to losealso stop splitting the general
Just checking the results of this week and I see the giants got fucked over a blatantly rigged fumble called back like my jaggies in the 2017 afc championship
>>151645696Very reminiscent of the Chandler Jones fumble recovery then push down of Mac Jones teebeehaych
>>151645699You just have to accept if your team isn't the chosen one, prepare to get gaped. It was the Pats for decades, Chiefs had it for a few years, now it's the Eagles.
>>151645697>packers and lions b2benjoy your bye
>>151645720when was the last time we lost to either team?
gayleb williams will not be the starting burrs QB next year
>>151645556Nick Wrong betting on Dem Boyz and getting BTFO
>>151645741Nick Wright is the weirdest looking man in sports media
I don't actually give two shits about the Browns but on Facebook, any Browns posts has hordes of black guys seething Sanders is still benched.To them, it's racism because they know he's the greatest QB alive. If he does get to start next week and he's worse than Gabriel, Flacco, Mr. Peanut Oil, & Zappe, what's the cope? Racism made him shitty?
>>151645748He's the most cartoonishly jew caricature for a person who isn't jewish.
>>151645488I like fever dream AI
>>151645760Nobody on the planet believes that
well the skatebo meme lasted 8 weeks
>>151645719There’s a little bit of nuance, they obviously do have some ordained teams which is the case for the eagles, you have a chance if you have some sort of seasonal narrative but yeah you’re fucked most of the time
>>151645637It has at least been a true rebuilding year rather than garbage football with no direction or future.Just need to >upgrade from Daboll (reminder: they probably won't).>Schoen not sneeded.It would be appreciated if Gnats fans stopped getting blamed for the gorespam. The spammer got a rangeban for the Atlanta area./we/ don't need to suck AND be hated.
>>151645768I think he has some Italian in him, which is like a cousin to jews.
why in gods name did travis hunter go #2 overall lol
>>151645758I hope he does get to start and he's a shitty as we've all figured he'll be. It will be fucking awesome, the schadenfreude for his failure, for Deion's failure, for the failure of black QBs in general, will be incredibly sweet.
Judgement calls are one thingPlays that cannot be officiated like the tush push is another.The Buccaneers had a play the refs "whistled dead" not count when the whistle never happened. Whistlegate is the exact video the anti-reffing crowd has needed for awhile. That is inexcusable as an official, in a league that is sponsored by gambling.NFL fans cannot let this play go. Shove it down the NFL's throats. This shit is crooked.
>>151644896Anon this man is 5'5
>>151645773Apparently the "back to back Owl" narrative is better than a "dudebro white RB and rookie QB doing well" narrative. That's a shame because I intentionally watched more than one Gnats game this season, which says a whole lot.
Is George Kittle a HoF TE if he doesn't win a Super Bowl?In some players cases, it is important that you consider their contribution to the sport itself as well as the stats.Kittles invention of Tight End University and Tight End Day has led to a day of NFL production by TEs playing better. 12 total touchdowns this TE day by TEs.It's also led to other positions making their own camps and pushing the product of the sport better, iron sharpening iron.This is why in my opinion as long as he keeps his career up in this trajectory, George Kittle is a HoF TE even if he doesn't ever win a ring.
>>151645789A few years ago, the Bungles were gifted a free TD in a playoff game where a reffie whistled the play dead. The Bungles scored a TD on the dead play (Gayders players stopped since you play till you hear a whistle), then the reffie said "JK guys" and the TD counted anyway.
>getting kwabed by Brett TothOh nonono ahahaha
>>151645794I think if you're the best player at your position for an "era' or multiple years or whatever, you should get in the HoF. So yeah, I'd give it to him.All the stuff you listed is irrelevant and kind of cringe though.
>>151645794When is Pat Tillman getting in the HOF?
So Skattebo is ded right?
>>151644844^kangz^
>>151645813For the season yes. It's a brutal injury but he's got nearly 9 months to have surgery and recover before training camp 2026 he should be fine by then
>>151645813He’s going to be even harder to stop when he’s a cyborg
>>151645805Kelce has been better than kittle in every stat including the most important one which is availability.
>>151645699why do people point out the no call fumble on the Eagles but ignore the no call fumble that happened after for the Giants?
national football
>>151645776Never ever hated the Gnats as a Broncos fan. That loss was brutal for you but the gore was a bit much, whoever it was
>2-5>favorites to win the division Kneel
>>151645830>>151645836Honestly I simply was not prepared for all the death every week. A very big part of football news is just guys shattering bones.
>>151645813He's done for the season but the way he handled that injury and his attitude while getting carted you know he's a beast and will come back as strong.
>>151645861Remember when a britboing that doesn't watch rugby tell you rugby is tougher because they don't wear pads, they're full of shit
>>151645852I got you broncbro. Just saying it wasn't us
Now that the dust has settled I think we can all agree
>>151645879Tampa is fucked if they don't get healthy
>s420>151645879Broncoids and the bananoids ain't gonna like this one...4
>>151645861It's contact sport and starters on each side generally play 60+ snaps a game which means 60 opportunities to get severely hurt by big people running into you at full speed. Guys used to get injured far more often when I first started watching. You should watch the 2008 AFCCG Ravens @ Steelers. The full game is free to watch on YouTube. That'd open your eyes to how much things have changed in the last 20 years
>Breece Hall is the first non QB since Chuck Muncie in 1979 to have 2 TDs and 1 passing TD in one quarter
>>151645879You're really going to need to work on that retarded list
>>151645910Lemme guess. You think the chargers and broncos shouldn't be below the chiefs because they're current in 1st and 2nd place of the AFCw right?Lil bro feeling disrespected?
Sorry to all the none Packer fans out there
queefies are still coping with their place in the pecking order
>>151645915Delusional
tucker kraft would have 1400+ yards receiving by the end of the season on like 20 different NFL teams he is the most physically dominant tight end after the catch in the league right now
>>151645004Really puts things into perspective. Since Carr signed in 2023:With Carr: 14-12Without Carr: 1-14
>>151645947It's because he smokes Marlboro Reds like me
Broncos have more wins than the Bills and are tied with the Pats and the Colts are in first place in the AFC btw
>>151645947>he is the most physically dominant tight end after the catch in the league right nowNah, that's Pitts.
>>151645349Packers won't have their best roster this year since Reed won't be back, but they have enough juice now to beat anyone
Today was an all time slurperThe gap between the shit franchises and the good ones is widening each year, and the product is suffering for it. Combined with a lack of incoming talent and the nfl might not make it bros
By winning % Carlie Irsay-Gordon is the greatest NFL owner of all time
>>151645980And the NFL wants to expand the league, especially internationally to compete with soccer, lmao. Just imagine the shitshow when they start recruiting internationally. They already had that Irish kicker they forced on the Giants lose them the game with missed extra pts. Expect that to become the norm.
>His team has more than one lossCouldn't be me
>>151645794not winning rings only matter for QBs
>>151645985She's doing a good job but I bet everyone on the sidelines fucking hates having her there
>>151645985Need her to suffocate me with her ass and pussy
>>151646000Only because she gives them a huge boner. She's such a vixen
>>151645985Now I wouldn't recommend going to reddit, but if you do go there, all of the people in the Colts subreddit think she's a 10/10 sexiest woman alive. Some even worship her. Weird stuff.
>>151646005Her aura is off the charts
>>151646005Imagine if Condoleezza Rice and Walmart owners were there on the sidelines during Broncos games
>>151646018They're all ugly so it's not the same as mommy Carlie and her sisters
>>151645990UmYour team has two losses
>>151646020The black lady is married to George Lucas so, little bit of extra charisma points
>>151646014It's a power thing man Shes a billionaire and controls the colts. If you're a colts fan suddenly you can have bdsm dreams about the teams owner. Yeah if you're some 20 year old zoom zoom who ain't high test enough to be fucking milf's at his pool cleaning job, you're not going to be able to get the dream. These are 35-50 year old men mostly having a midlife wank to a fantasy of banging their teams owner on the executive desk at the stadium It's really not that hard to believe.
>>151646027false
>>151646014I will never lurk, make a reddit account or post on reddit. The only thing I've ever used it for was finding patches for old games like Gothic and KOTOR>>151646015Very true. She has fearless competence although I would still spank her
Really hope this Colts team doesn't get fucked over by refball or injuries, storyline with Danny Dimes and their milf owner is too kino
>>151645980It was fine when Brady never lost his division though right?
>>151645527Cowboys, Panthers, Bears, and Falcons are even worse and they're the only teams who could make the WC. My only (major) concern is that the team just loses players every single fucking week on defense, we're literally down to third string lineman at this point. Offense will improve when Purdy, Pearsall and Aiyuk comes back at least.
What will the Titans do with their 2nd number 1 pick in a row?
*creates his own prison in your path*Yeah, I'm thinking that he's kino
>>151646059Waste it like usual
Let's go Chiefs! Officially sponsored by Ronald McDonald house Don't forget your free bigmac Tuesday after the sack!
>>151646062He signed a 2 year contract. I don't think it was that dumb a decision given his options to either compete or be a starter+$30 mil guaranteed. It's funny how his best games were against the Steelers and Bengals who keep getting dunked on despite only the Bengals ever being called out for having a shit defence. The Tomlin nigger defence force is hilarious
>>151646068Did NOT need to throw that racial slur in their
>>151646072I know. I chose to because I like saying it
>tomorrow is the choofs vs redskinsHoly shit this week is bad
>>151646067The only reasonable choice at McSlopalds is the 20pc McNuggets box
>wait.... Screens are BAD and we should just throw and run it??
>>151646067A team of cats cooking your fast food would unironically be more hygenic than the suhman jeets that usually do it
>>151646082Mariota beat the Chiefs down 21-3 in the playoffs back in the day. I believe they have a chance (small one)
>>151646090>Alex Smith Lmao
>>151646085>you mean youre supposed to throw PAST the line of scrimmage?Bravo sean
>>151646089My local McDs doesn't have many Indians a lot of whites just very ugly/spastic looking ones
>>151644871the Slopsturd Queerlers have never had a passionate fanbasethey simply have an owner that's relied on having political capital to force networks to talk about them like they do
>>151646090>Alex Smith >Travis Kelce Concussion at halftime>the deflected self caught touchdown>Tyreek Hill no showed on his first big playoff stage (later repeated in 2020, and 2021) before KC got rid of his bum assyeah, not the same team
>>151646094>shitting on Alex SmithClearly a """lifelong""" queefies fan of 5 years or something
>>151646107t. 5 years lifelong who never saw Brodie Croyle play a single snap keeeeeeeeeek
>>151645157>So the people in Green Bay have the fuck money to travel to shitsburgh and take Monday off?people who live in Green Bay at this point are literally all Packers fans who work for the team, who can get free tickets to these games, or get paid enough to buy tickets to travel, work in some kind of industry related to the team that makes $$$$ when the season is going on, work from home and live off massive investments allowing them to reside in Green Bay.Quite literally the Packers is the towns life blood, and if you live there you make good money, or literally are part of the Packers ecosystem.
>>151646114Damn the Packers should try harder to win a super bowl again so they can make all those people happy
>>151646112not sure what Tyler Thigpen has to do with the 2017-2018 season divisional round that the Chiefs lost in embarrassing fashion to the Titans.
You can't take queefies seriously. They never watched or can prove they attended any Chiefs game from 10 years ago. They're all the same
>retarded kiwi stuck in 2015 thinks Tyler Thigpen played for KC 10 years ago
Not what I said, retard. Two different statements actually don't have to prove each other correct. Fact 1: Chiefs fans here never saw Brodie Croyle play a single snap. Fact 2: Chiefs fans here can't prove they attended a Chiefs game pre 2015
Leave the Aussie alone, he's probably just rooting for the Broncos' Aussie punter (who kinda sucks)
Actually that's exactly what you said you retarded kiwi, because you kept bringing up Tyler Thigpen when I was referencing a 2017-2018 season Chiefs divisional game in which Travis Kelce was forced to exit at half time, Tyreek Hill did not show up in whatsoever, and that Marcus Mariota caught a deflected pass he threw for a Touchdown.Tyler Thigpen is irrelevant to any of that.
>Tyler ThigpenAre you a dumbass? Ctrl+F where did I mention Tyler Thigpen once?? Dyslexic dumbass. Still hasn't posted a ticket stub pre 2015 keeeeeeeeeek can't read and on meth schizo
>>151646159>>151646112>>151646145Tyler Thigpen is mentioned in all of these posts
Chiefs have a 4 loss losing streak coming up btw
queefies fans are about to freeze to death with 2 of their friends in the backyard they're so cooked keeeeeeeek
The autistic Chiefs hating, Broncos loving Australian can stay
>>151646163t hey're going to go 4-0 and piss everyone off.
>>151646176Not getting a dub against Danny Dimes and the Carlie Irsays
>>151646179Nippon anon... Do you know what just happened? Or did you just wake up?
Chiefs are gonna sweep the broncos and there will be a controversial PI call in favor of the chiefs that causes Sean Payton to almost get ejected
>>151646189Based Payton won't let the league get away with rigging games
Chiefies fans of 2 and a half years really confident the Chargers and Broncos won't ruin them like they always used to
>like they always used toyou're talking about before the timeline split and changed in 2016.In the old timeline the Chiefs had never won a division title back to back.In the new timeline, the Chiefs never lose the division. It's little things like this you can use to verify if you're in a dimensional shift, and no longer in the reality you once inhabited. You're in the Chiefs universe buddy.
>>151646231The Chiefs always used to suck. Brady got old and they needed a new social media/normalfag team to hype up and they went with the Chiefs
>>151646231>there was parity before, in the Earth, Water, and Air tribes, before the Fire Nation attacked...
>>151646188
The Eagles got lucky today on their tush push, but is just grabbing the damn ball out of Jalen Hurts hands not the best way to stop the tush push?He just extends forward with the ball. Just put your strongest guys in the middle and have them yank the damn ball out and GG tush push.
>cowboys fans are not only in denial but also nips and AI fagsWew
>>151646268Iggles got so much refball in their favor it was fucking ridiculous
https://people.com/chiefs-fans-found-dead-causes-of-death-11692122Why do queefies smoke meth and die outside??
>>151645843>>151646273
It's a bit insane they're not adding a nod/tribute to football at the new mall in Canton. I mean football is Canton. Makes me really want to shove a football up th ass of the man responsible for this.
all I want is a is a fucking W- saints fan
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>151646362you actually expected wins this season?
>>151646018Lewis Hamilton also owns 1% of the team
>>151646368>Cowgirls realizing that having the worst defense in the league is bound to be a liability in real-timeGlorious to see
>>151646000desu i think it'd be the opposite since she likely isn't interfering with operations, just listening in and being on the ground. i think coaches would much rather have an owner like that than someone like woody "dick" johnson who watches from his booth and tells his son brick who got the best rating in ncaa 25 so he can draft them next year while burying his own team
>>151646382I expected a decent record
Bix Nood make ya seethe? Maybe if you learned ball and watched him in college you wouldn't be so surprised by the Broncos success. Fucking retarded noob
>>151646420Why does he look so different in every picture
>>151646404players hated Arthur Blank and Jerruh on the sidelinesshe's exactly the same but also a woman
>>151646292Reminder that multiple queefies fans had their fingers and toes amputated due to frostbite after watching the dolphins ice bowl gameYou cant help these people
>>151646426The most currently successful franchise is generally the dumbest. I actually didn't think Pats fans were that dumb back in the day because there was a lot who endured the 9 year gap in owls. The current queefies bandwagoners are truly low IQ
>replying to yourself and forgot to turn the VPN on
>>151646422Skinwalker/Shapeshifter. They thrive in higher altitudes because oxygen concentration is relatively close to their underground homes (artificially ventilated)
>>151646444Kek he is gonna pull a>there is only one Kiwi on the internet
>>151646444Schizo Alert! There's been multiple examples of NZ flags replying within 1 minute of each other itt fucking retard. Clearly at least one other Kiwi is here
Hahaha called it
>>151646418bro you went into the season with rattler and shough expecting any wins at all is insane
>>151646182Queefs are gonna split with the buncos and lose to the bills, nobody else can beat them at this point.
>>151646518I had hope
2-15>jets winSave >us Mendoza
>>151646422growing third arm is taxing on your body, you oughta look different after that
If the Chiefs win by 11 points tomorrow I buy my dream chair.
Chiefs dream chair
>>151646570what you have is 2 mid to below mid QBs with a first year head coach of a frachise that will take at least one to two more seasons to unfuck the cap situation which THEN the team can start being properly builttemper your expectations because they'll need to stay tempered for awhile longer
>>151646627Got his ass
>>151646627I love hotels the beds are always so tight and comfy
>>151646618Based. But buy one anyways
Steelers and getting buck broken by a BWC tight end, name a more iconic duo
>>1516466694chan and an unhealthy obsession with race related penises
>>151645624That wasn't even Caleb's worst throw. Every QB has a pick like that. He still cant throw accurately down field and its going to sink his career. Hes made a bunch of right reads this year on plays downfield to guys who're open and just flat misses them. I dont know if thats coaching or talent but he aint it.
being a bengals fan must be hell
I am not the fan this team deserves. But I am the fan it needs.
BRONCOS STILL ON TOP SAARS
>>151646847Enjoy while you can saar
>>151646644Just like your bussy
Good morning, Jalen Hurts is once again an elite QB unless you value passing yards above all else
is he?
>>15164529727-13
can anyone read lips?
You guys told me he caint, but looks like he cain
>>151646972or these?
>>151646873>UAETypical Chief zutt
>scoring less points than the jetsreminder: colts are FRAUDS
how about my nibba kirko cousins :/ humiliated by tua
remember to stay calm, bear bros. everything is going to be alright
>>151646997>scores the most points of the week>makes ya seethe
The cowboys need a special defender like micah parsons can we get him?
i see that the mental gymnastics have begun
>>151647054Jerry really stuck his foot in it on that trade. What a senile old dipshit.
>>151647065The consensus on /sp/ was not to take Caleb anywhere close to the first round for one simple reason>Which is not to say getting drafted by Chicago helped him.
>>151646978What are you doing man? Go for it.>>151646972I need to suck cock! Come on!
>>151647054>micah parsons is micah parsons but two picks could be anything, could be even maxx crosby
Cam status?
>>151647170
>>151647173I give siriani a solid 23% chance to break Reids record based off his current start.
>>151647201
just
Drake Maye joins Brady, Manning, Rodgers, and Mahomes with 200+ passing yards & 100+ passer rating in 7+ consecutive gamesThis feat has been accomplished five times before.Aaron Rodgers (2011, 2020)Tom Brady (2007)Peyton Manning (2004)Patrick Mahomes (2018)That's 5-for-5 on MVPs.
>>151647054Supposedly he already wants out of Green Bay, so maybe
>>151647254would be pretty funny if he pulled a ramsay/obj and faked an injury so he could be traded again
>>151647036I am out on Caleb. We need to draft a white qb in the later rounds for competition. I will even take Drew Allar.
Bo Nix is beyond elite
>>151647267I’m not saying black football players can’t ever be great QBs, but Caleb Williams can’t ever be a great QB. Justin Fields either.
my falcons :(
I'm happy for Patriots fans. They suffered for far too long in the post Brady era
>>151647299Your qb’s name always makes me think of weenie hut jr’s from spongebob
>>151647299Was Cousins complete ass? How did they lose to the dolphins.
>>151647307My one aunt on my dad’s side’s maiden name was Vaginak. It happens
GPG
>>151647036>goof and gayleb first X starts with ben johnson comparisonthis is the media hot take of the week apparently. been cropping uplet's not point out how ben johnson has 3 years of experience under his belt for caleb's start
>>151647036>Sam darnoldCollapsed once teams got the tape>geno SmithCollapsed once teams got the tape>Danny dimesTo be determinedThis is the same as when a backup comes in and plays well for a couple weeks only to turn back into backup tier a few weeks later. Throwing a qb into a new system is like slapping a new layer of paint on them, but eventually defenses will find weaknesses to exploit again
It's bad enough I have to watch the Browns set pro offense back twenty years. But listening to Mark Schlereth have an orgasm every time the Patriots touched the ball was too much!Do better, Fox!
>>151647396Darnold is doing well right now through thoughbeit
>>151647415>right now@ me in a few weeks
>>151644986Colts needed refall to win that. I still think the colts are the better team now since that was week 2, but don’t act like they controlled that game.
>>151645081Which Nebraska choke was this one? We’ve got 60 or so to chose from in the past decade.
>Skatteboo-boo
I don't even want Caleb to hit 4k yards. It would be less satisfying if a bum gets it.
Are we just not allowed to have a good offense or even average one?! Ben Johnson is supposed to be this offense guru but he can't figure out how to make caleb not suck ass
>>151645486Washed implies they are older and used to be good. We’ve barely seen their receivers play outside of Juju and Hollywood. Juju is like their 4th stringer, Brown might be their 2?
>>151647524Caleb has garbage accuracy for any throws that are down field. He is being held back by the QB and obviously does not trust him.
>>151645654Steelers aren’t on fraud watch. They are frauds. >t stillers fan
Drake Maye is legit.
>>151647367I mean isnt it?
>>151647588How the fuck was he not consensus number one? He is bigger, younger, has a bigger arm, and more athletic than Caleb and Jayden.
You ever stop to think that the NFL will step in with replay assist like 2 times a week, but a few dozen plays every Sunday are exactly the same as those 2 and never get the assist.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Packers made some key adjustments in the second half.
>>151647588>legit>doesn't remember that defenders can jumpno
I still cant process what happened in the bengals jets game
>>151647615That was a funny response ngl.
>>151647661Obviously you are lying because it wasn't funny
>>151647597He's white and ESPN spends all offseason hyping up black QBs cause their audience is exclusively black middle aged men
So many teams shot themselves right in the cock with this one
>>151647671I thought it was funny. And if you listened to the press conference, you could tell it was a joke.
>>151647599Collinsworth and the rules guy basically admitted on the stoolers game there are no rules when it comes to league reviews and they can reverse and alter calls whenever they wantGreat look after the recent gambling scandals
>>151647689First good choice was the Loins lmao
>>151647711didn't tirico ask specifically if they can review it and the answer was "... I've never seen it this late"
>>151647711Based refgods putting the plebs in their place
NOBODY WHISTLEDASK EVERY PLAYERON THE BUCCS AND SAINTS FIELDTHERENUNWHISTLENOT A ONEBUT THE REFSSAID WHISTLE
>>151647711>>151647741>>151647744my reffies :)
>>151647774NOBOODY WHISTLED, BUT BECAUSE THE AINTS ARE DOGSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT AND THERE AINT BIG MOUTH SEANN *************** MOUTH PAYTON TO BLOW A STINKY POOPOOO OVER ITTHEYRE GONNA ERASE ITBUT THE REALITYT ISTHERE WA SNOFUCKINGWHISTLE
Emeka Egbegboo
>>151644995Le kek. His biggest strength is why they'll never get past the divisional round at best
the niners might limp to 9-8 and still make the wildcard lol
>>151647065Imagine thinking a QB that gets fucked by other men could have ever been a franchise QB. Burrs fans are retarded
my chiefs not winning the division might actually be a gopd thing. i'll explain it later
>>151647803#5 chiefs @ #4 stoolersand another addition for the fire tomlin collageit's coming and you know it
No Era Silbato!
>>151647671Shaking in your booties.
>>151647832KC fan here wanted to add this is the ref who infamously gave KC a 5th downthis one actually took points away though :^)
>>151647832>I AM SUPREME JUDICIATOR OF THE NFL SIR, I DID NOT DO MY JOB CORRECTLY AND NOW YOU MUST RESET AS IF I DID! >PLEASE UNDERSTAND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT, AND IF I DIDNT DO IT, YOU MUST ACT AS IF MY SUPREME AUTHORITY IS CORRECT
>>151647832The bucs should honestly have one of the LBs "accidentally" heem a ref then covertly pay off the fine they give the player. Set the tone and let reffies know
>>151647779Undefeated every week :)
Jayden Daniels is the most overrated QB in the league. In 10 years when he hasn’t done anything else people are still going to be talking about the time he went to the NFC championship game as a rookie.
>>151647832The reffie wants us to believe they blow the whistle the nanosecond the player hits the turf and hasn't even stopped sliding from the momentum. Quickest whistle in the west
>>151647293> black football players can’t ever be great QBsI’ll say it. Who’s the best black QB all time? Warren Moon? Cunningham? Lamar?Guys like Mahomes and Mcnabb and half breeds.
>>151647890Vick was alright
Reffies make them seetheBut they bitches on they kneesSuckin on our D'sWhile we flaggin what we please
>>151647896Total zebra holocaust soon, refnigger
>>151647267You do not want Poo Allar. Do you not watch CFB?
>>151647883He's done more than Justin Herbert, as much as Josh Allen, and slightly less than Joe Burrow.
>>151647905
>>151647902>Do you not watch CFBwhy would i watch inferior football where teams are bought and paid for by boosters?
>>151647905Yeah and at least he isn’t completely retarded like Lachimp Jackson
My berds my have a chance to booty blast the cowboys
>>151647935brisket 300 yds 3 TDs
>>151647791Might not be able to field a team at the rate our players are going down
Antonio Gates allegedly hosted and played in rigged Miami poker game: report
>>151647923Patriots wins:DolphinsPanthersBillsSaintsTitansBrownsPatriots losses:RaidersSteelersOutside of the bills, you've beaten only teams that picked in the top 10 of last year's draft and the dolphins who picked 13th. They're trending up but I'm not ready to crown them.
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/nfl-referees-accused-rigging-two-202601450.htmlreffiechads, our response??
>>151647883Well it was only last year and I agree he's overrated but most overrated gotta be Stroud
>>151647949maybebut this is the competition
>>151647892>t only played madden. Everyone I listed was better than Vick.
>heems MaBum and the Queefs
>>151647782>>151647774there was a whistleit was just real quiet and shy
>>151647980>unironically will have to root for the bears so the 2 seed packers don't lose to the 7 seed 49ers in the wildcard for the 329048923th timegoddamnit
>>151648010"NEVER FORGET THE 6 MILLION WHISTLES""How dare you question the whistle?""Yeah I made it up but it was real to me""The US government needs to boycott any fan suggesting the whistle didn't happen"
>>151648001break his knee plz
which individual player had the most embarrassing day yesterday?hard mode: no QBs
>>151648010This, chuds and incels need to stop whistle shaming my reffies or there will be consequences
>>151648025>there wasnt a whistle, but there shouldve been
>>151648030skattebo spending 1/4 of his salary on a wigger grill on Saturday only for his foot to literally break off the next day was pretty kwabby
>>151647975>After further review, we find that we did nothing wrong
>>151648030either niggabo or deshon eliott
>>151644885Vikings Logo has been timeless.
>>151648025How could the whistle have worked if there wasnt an air tight seal around it? The ref would have literally been blowing unwhistled air into the stadium
>>151644885Redskins
>>151647971Maye did this against one of the best defenses, while getting sacked 5 times by Myles.
The Washington commanders have never won a Super Bowl.
>>151648070>Maye did this against one of the best defenses, while getting sacked 5 times by Myles.Browns defense is complete ass outside of Myles. Dont try to sugar coat a win against the browns
>>151648073Neither have the Buffalo Bills, despite going 4 times and recently having an MVP QB.
>>151648086You are so fucking mad right now. Even Gronk is now saying Maye is a better QB than Brady. That is 100% fact, he even called Brady to tell him Maye is his favorite.
>>151648086They have a top 5 defense outside of just their pass rush dude.
Patriots will win the AFC East and I think the Falcons game will be the difference
>>151648086>Browns defense is complete ass outside of Mylesbrowns pass rush is good, secondary is mediocre, every defense turns to shit when you keep stacking short possessions on offense
>>151647920So you don’t say completely retarded things like wanting to draft Poo Allar
>>151648096gronk is also only running on one singular brain cell so its not exactly high praise
is boonix legit?
>>151648120He has a wild card ceiling
So is JJ McCarthy ever going to play this season. Vikings putting themselves into QB purgatory doesn't seem to make sense unless they are deliberately hiding him from divisional opponents.
Not posting in this thread getting more shine on the other one
>>151648131They're just being careful :^)
>>151648096>You are so fucking mad right nowNot even remotely. I'm a fan of one of the few teams that directly benefited from the patriots and poached a ring from you. I'm just saying the Browns are dogshit. >muh passrush Browns are getting blown out on a weekly basis. Clearly there's more to defense than rushing the passer
Personally I don't see how the Chiefs miss the playoffs
>>151648131sounds like hes playing next week
>>151648100They're not even in the top 20 for points allowed. They've allowed more points than the fucking Cardinals. They've been blown out in 3 out of 7 games. They're fucking trash. What, because they don't allow a lot of yards that means they're good?
>>151648137Thankfully we'll get to see the Bucs against the Pats.
>>151647890It's Warren Moon and still not close. There are better athletes, but Moon was a better pure QB
>>151648170And the Pats beat the best defense in the league yesterdayEasily
>>151648114He plays the idiot, but the dude is a legit boss.
>>151647890When people say "black qb" they mean vick. run first option QBs
>>151648141Agreed however this season is Bizzare. Mahomes has yet to see a season where he got an injury and he could be benched so the Chiefs might end up stalling if he gets injured and we will see if Reid is a Mahomobaby or Mahomes is a Reidbaby.
>>151648175>best defense in the leagueSeahawks, Texans, and Broncos are better.
>>151648184>and he could be benchedwhy would he be?
>>151648188by points Browns were the best iirc
>>151648181Yeah and if you were born this century you'd think Lamar
>>151648040Kek
>>151648176he seems like a nice person
>>151648188Lions d mogs all those, as long as our entire 3rd and 4th string secondary is in
> 5.1 yards per carry allowed>best defense
>>151648189Injury as I said. It doesn't even have to be season ending. It could be something like a high ankle sprain that keeps him out 4 weeks.
>>151648165They were the best team in EPA allowed (lowest of any team up until the Patriots game)
>>151648141They could lose all their games, patty could get permaheemed by a lynch mob, taylor could force kelce to retire, etc etcMany ways
>>151647944>>151648141Only way would be if he has a season ending injury
>>151648207flat numbers aren't good enough because they don't account for strength of schedule and the condition of each team playing
>>151647935They might have the worst defense ive ever seen at the pro level
>>151648210>Kelce retiringI fucking swear if Kelce doesn't retire after this year I would be livid as a Chiefs fan. He's no longer worth the money and has gone back to being a jobby blocker. I miss cock whiteboy summer Kelce shit was kino.
Having a top 10 EDGE rusher is now of equal importance to having a top 10 QB Maybe even more because you can supplement a mid QB with great RBs and schemes. Your EDGE is alone on an island and passes or fails based on being him or not
people are already posting in the other non-retarded thread, so I'm out of here. stay here if you're a retard >>151645065
>>151648217The browns were going into the game yesterday:Number 1 in Rushing Yards per attempt allowedNumber 5 is total rushing yards allowedNumber 3 in Rushing TDs allowedNumber 3 in forced fumblesNumber 5 in total passing yards allowedNumber 7 in passing yards allowed per attempt5th in Defensive DVOA1st in Rushing Defensive DVOA
>>151648230I mean you know better than me but it feels like he has one foot out the door anyway
>>151648241what i'm saying is the browns murdering healthy green bay should count for more than their yearly clapping of joe burrow's cheeks>>151648232neither owl team last year had a dominant edge
>>151648235got the monday blues fren?
>>151648255DVOA accounts for strength of schedule.
>>151648241>lost to the 3-5 bengals>blownout by the 2-6 ravens>lose to Carson Wince led 3-4 vikings>look good against the 2-6 Dolphins who's brain damaged quarterback admitted he couldn't see over his oline that dayThose numbers look good because they've most played bottom of the barrel teams this year but they get their asses kicked by any team not playing for the number 1 pick. All this does is prove that those are meme stats and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>151648287DVOA accounts for strength of schedule.
>>151648232True
>>151647498Its convenient you only remember the last play and forget all the help the broncos had the rest of the game
>>151648293If it says getting embarrassed by bad teams is good then it's not a useful stat.
>>151645838Kelce is not a TE
>>151648293>>151648260dvoa doesn't count for roster health, i've never seen it anywhere
>>151646104based knower
>>151648312The browns have the worst Offensive DVOA in the league. If they were league average offensively they would be better
>>151648334the browns and bengals are complete opposites kek
>>151648334That would have stopped the 2 win Ravens from scoring 40 points. I think you got this backward. You think the defense is good because teams don't need to run up the score to win, I think any of the teams they lost to could have each dropped 30-40 points on them but just didn't need to.
>>151648241dvoa doesn't account for getting smoked in the redzone
jets are makin the playoffs, I've never been more sure of anything in my life
>>151648377It does. It accounts for situations.
>>151648364You are ignoring that the ravens have been without Lamar.
>>151647739Wut chase is the best wr in the league just stuck on a shitty team
>>151648040Nash used to test his quads and get injured constantly so yea
>>151648509>test*tear
my chiefies :)
>>151646627Ha gotem
>>151648171Agreed and why I put him first. He’s the exception to the rule.
>>151648181And when I say it I mean those with too low of an IQ to quickly process the game. Which leads them to be one read and run type QBs. Or to making poor decisions.
>>151648205Injured isn’t benched. It’s injured.
>>151648230>I miss cockI bet you do
>>151648718how could a chiefs fan miss cock? they suck them constantly
>>151648473He's a great WR but the bungles didn't need a great WR they need a great tackle. No team with the best WR in the game has won a super bowl since like Jerry Rice. They aren't vital to a championship roster and idk how teams don't k ow this by now.
>>151649191kek
500
>>151649191Lmao
>>151649336>No team with the best WR in the game has won a super bowl since like Jerry Rice2021 Rams bro
