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First for the Vancouver Canucks.
knights lost bigly but somehow got a point :)
reminder
There must have been some sort of mistake from Gary's interns. My Blues don't belong here :(((
thoughts?
>>151645802based mammies desu
>>151645802It is wonderful to see Crosby and the Penguins playing great after everyone spent the offseason saying they were the only team really tanking this year.
>>151645802how long does utah have to keep this up to be taken seriously as a contender
>new team is eliteget a new script garebear
>>151645802>mormons vs devils scf
My penguins ):
Pretty wild nobody in the history of humanity has ever seen a Canadian team win the Stan Lee in 1080p
Tim Hortons should be selling Marchand teddy bears
Revenge.
>>151645855my grandpa's eyes see in at least 4k you bitch
>>151645877>My grandpaKek so pathetic
If Montreal wins the Stan Lee, it doesn't really count since they're French. A real Canadian team hasn't won a Stanley since 1990
>>151645892Retard
>>151645883He was there anon. He was there 3,000 years ago when the strength of Canadian Team's MULTINATIONAL UPPER MANAGEMENT failed to put together a MULTINATIONAL TEAM CAPABLE OF WINNING THE STANLEY CUP. also gary
real asian expansh hours>ho chee minn vill commies
>>151645892promo's good
>>151645892valid pointnice jab at canada but hasbs are a jewish/anglo/capitalisn construct
>>151645788reminder
I grew up with three grandpas because one of them married his cousin
>>151645862rude
>>151645933based
>>151645928why flamiacs so vocal for bottom dwellers?
>>151645933based nashville anon
>>151645933good use of a vpnpresident trump will be in touch
lightning isn't that dangerous really
>>151645943I think they just like it down there
>>151645933
>>151645943Love our flames unconditionally :)
>>151645933it's mathematically fine to marry a cousin every other generation as long as the other ones are from a different continent or planet
>>151645956do you get reloc' vibes 2x 'berta teams is a bit much considering the local market
>>151645968what if that planet is planet retard
one of the worst goalies of all time
>>151645981cope he won the cup
>>151645973I don't think the calgary folk would take too kindly to that they aren't very what you'd call strong willed people they're mostly weebs and retards.You'd probably have some mass suicides
3 ways to win it>power of frenship>marchand-with-a-t it>just goon it
>>151645993lost me at (You)my englisdj not so great thT late at night
not another night of the cousin abyss mr lahey
>>151645993Any Canadian team getting relocated would be devastating for the entire nation. Alas, Gary's greed knows no bounds.
>>151646013You already stole two teams, how many more do you plan on stealing?
Relocate the flames to Auckland?
>>151645933same here
>>151646060oceania is not asia
>>151646060>North island yikes
Cant tell if my Flames are going for the cup or Mckenna. Not the worst dilemma I guess
>sorry boss can't lose in my hometown
who are you quoting
>>151646135gary
>>151646135gas stoves freak me the fuck out
real schizo hours
ground control to major retard
>>151646113even if they're going for mckenna gary will NOT give it to themwhy do you think the draft lottery exists? to prevent tanking? that ain't the reason it exists >>151645993theres only ever been one flames weeb and i dont even live there
>>151645973Shut the fuck up bud
>rags
10% of the season behind us, here's your top sixteen
>>151646069>stuck in their own end for three and three quarter minutes>sneak in one changeman i can't wait to see mackinnon-crosby-celebrini ride again at the olympics
>>151646264Cope Gary loves our Flames, word on the street is he's been doing everything he can to help us!
Flames dominated I think they make playoffs
>>151646393i piss on youi piss on your familyyour friends
>>151646393maybe the retard playoffs
>>151646354>muh unstoppable mormonsmost teams have two games in hand
>>151646400We dominated a team with a veniza goalie and a norris defenceman were the real deal
more like a vagina goalie amirite
>>151646354soulless.
just woke up with explosive marnerrhea took almost 3 flushes
>>151646393I think so too, looks like they are finally warmed up. Its only up from here.
hey rags!!!
I'm just happy her team won tonight
>>151646529wtf is that real?
>>151646522Get ready to post that a lot this season
>>151646592yeah!! might edit it more as time passes and as our flames keep racking up wins, such as adding the faces of my favorite guys number 11 and number 32 and maybe some mountains
ever notice how only gary bettman has his own personal henchman following him around await his orders? i dont see roger goddell or adam silver with their own little bill daley they boss around.
Connor Brown is the Connor now
gary is the lizard king
Contemplating life while in the marner chamber
>>151646624Cool I'd like to see that :)
Flames are losing to the leafs so calm yourselves down, you will look like fools
>>151646803/hoc/ is a fool general thoughbeit
>>151646559They hired her as team executive PR rep a couple years back, I thought everyone knew this.
>>151646705
one time I was extremely crunk at a WMU broncos hockey game and met Chris Chelios he was cool. but then we saw him at a bar later and he didn't want to talk to us which was understandable because we were little shitfuckers and we kept spamming the jukebox with Acacia Strain
I don't believe any of that.
>>151646891r-right I knew that
flameschads are literally batman
>>151645936>soilers
>>151647204me on the bottom (batman)
Huomenta
kaikki huomenta on hyvän huomenta as my grandma used to say. her last words were todella pahalta näyttää nyt tässä kyllä
>>151647706Are you a finnoswede?
*enters the thread*
>>151647846That's the wrong bench.
Has Stan given his yearly vote of confidence for the soilers goaltending throuple yet
Marner was in a hurry to the team meeting this morning looking fit and firm.
What does a sports psychologist even do? Sounds like a fake profession.
>>151647204Me on the bottom left
>>151648066i'd love to be a sports psychologist and just work with goalies
>>151648066Dallas doesn’t have a sports psychologist they have a mental skills coach who helps them practice neutral thinking
>>151648149could you sort them out, mentally speaking?
>only 2 shit games today >16 games tomorrow and none start until 6:00pm pst What the fuck Gary
>>151648149Can you cure autism?
>jest
wordle fucking stinks today (9 day streak thoughbeit)
>>151648223Finally happy hour hockey
Flames won yesterday by the way
ate something I shouldn't have yesterday and spent all night nursing some rough marners
>>151648271>wordle fucking stinks today
>>151648285Liar.
>>151648271Will let you know my thoughts in 30 minutes
>>151646354It’s too early. We need 20 games to start making judgments
>>151646354>6-2-0still thinking it's #OurTime
>>151646354>hasbs>wangs>isles<rags<laffs<ruins
>>151648419another seasonsame old rod
>>151648449"''You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'-Wayne Gretzky'-Michael Scott"-Rod Brind'Amour
>Hockey has negligible cultural imp-ACKhttps://www.amazon.com/Heated-Rivalry-Game-Changers-2/dp/1335534636https://instinctmagazine.com/heated-rivalry-doesnt-just-subvert-the-sports-drama-it-queers-it/
shut the FUCK up grease you bitch
>>151648487The nhl needs to grow the game with the horny female demographic
>>151648487of course it's the bruins and the habs
>>151648487>imagine being a 4 way malaka sandwich>marchand, benett, wilson, rempe
smells like poverty and feta cheese in here wtf
sorry thats me but the cheese is actually mozzarella from the 'za i just made
>>151648563what kind bud
>>151648569just a classic italian za with grated cheese and mozzarella topped with basil
Does McDavid regret taking a paycut yet?
>>151648487off to siberia she goes
>>151648142>being a rags fanhe gets what he fucking deserves
>>151648610yum
>>151648270The hell are the Jets doing to deserve to be there and why have they only won 1 out of 3 home games?
>>151648270My Sensies are really getting undone by goaltending and a abysmal PK it would seem.
>>151648619The paycut also improves his chances of getting traded to a contender so I kinda doubt it.
>>151648619Ryan Reaves has more goals than McDavid right now.But yeah why did McDavid resign with a team that decided to basically change nothing. Everyone knows the goaltending is a big issue and they did nothing about it.
>>151648655the d is extremely shit in ottawa
>>151648675That's what my girlfriend said when she went there last summer.
my habbies play so late tomorrow it will continue into the next day! You don't treat original six franchises this way. Starting napping now
>>151648713I really really like this gimmick
>>151648705Based girls only trip
>fuckall games one day>literally every team playing the next daygettin tired of this rerun garebear
>>151648764Yeah I'd rather just a regular steady flow of games. But Gary is a PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.I guess tomorrow is the OFFICIAL Frozen Frenzy. But he literally already did this back on October 11th where every team played on one day.
>>151648764I blame the Olympics
Flames play tomorrow
>>151648764it's a disgrace to play any other time but 7pm on Tuesday Thursday Saturday
Impressive win after being trailing by 2. Central division is going to put 4-5 teams in playoffs.
>>151648675Just like my laffs.
>>151648817I tolerate a cheeky 4pm sunday game
>>151648764Gary in his wisdom shan't compete with Monday Night Football or the Blue Jays or college basketball or women's curling or snooker
>>151648829weekend afternoon hockey transports me back to the glowing puck era, an era is rather soon forget
>>151648813Flames are Satan's handmaiden.
Wolf has officially established himself as the best goalie in the league
> I need more blow, /hoc/.
>>151648857does he start in the Olympics?
>>151648918100%
>>151648883How can people seriously be affording coke in this economy?
>>151648857I don't see his name on the Spencer Knight Memorial Trophy list
>>151648930turning tricks, in fact just last night I made $450.05
>>151648932Wolf is so good that he is expected to save every shot
>>151648949Math checks out
>>151648932carol is a girl's name
>>151648978actually it's a type of song
>>151648978
>>151648992speaking of carols, I'm an insane person that doesn't give a shit about halloween and loves christmas and fellas you have no idea how ready I am to start blasting my CDs come Saturday
>>151648996suck shit Shannon
Lots of guys named Luchanko marching around to places they don't really want to go these days
>>151648932Jet Greaves is a cool name. I hope he has a good season
>>151648487The /hoc/ PWHL player should write one of these and just seethe about the 1-3-1 for twenty pages
>>151649047I'd need the human chat GPT to help me write it
william eklund had another great night. im having fun watching those young bucks i think the sharks will be a great team in the future
Yeah all the shit teams who thought their window was open are finding out it was closed all along and teams like shorks are taking their place.
>The Dallas Stars placed defenseman Nils Lundkvist on the LTIR. They have $816,000 in LTIR cap space after making a call-up.Poor guy.
dylan spanish cousin diego
Now that Adam fox is shit and a fraud will flames fans still boo him?
>>151649231yeah bud we hate him grrrrrr
>>151648270Flames keep playing like this and they make playoffs
Why is Gary trying to make Tuesday Garyday?
>>151649293Games every two days so he can have games on Saturday
>>151649310Can we get a stats guy to check the numbers on this?
>rags got raped by the flamesHow did I miss it
>>151649321No, /hoc/ is an eye test chat.
>>151649395probably out being gay
My eyes are on the jersey deals at the NHL shop
>>151649321TuesdayThursday Saturday
>>151649451That's mean bro
>>151649511There's nothing wrong with being gay
>>151649478HOLD THE LINE>shop local chinese import jerseys>take the onhockey.tv pill>embrace antisemitismnever ever buy a ministick
West chuds were mean to me last night
>>151649511I'm sorry want me to delete it
>>151649008I'll wait a little longer than you, but looking forward to getting the Christmas knick knacks with a Charlie Brown Christmas music playing the background
>>151649520Yuck!
hey faggots I hope you're having a good nightdon't forget to tell your parents you love them todaygo blues go senaturds
vpn off
meds now
imagine a world without trb
imagine being so new you can't identify trb
if everybody is trb then nobody is trb you fucking retard
Imagine when Dustin is a full-grown wolf
Donnie & Dhali just started.
>>151649707
>>151649721imagine listening to some poo give his takes on the hackey
>>151649742Rick Dhaliwal is a real Canadian. Born and raised in New Westminster, played ball hockey on the streets, and enjoys a good steak.
>>151649742
>>151649752
>>151649752>ball hockeyhow many episodes devoted to "we couldn't afford skates, we weren't like the other families around us"?
>>151649800KEK
>>151649815He's actually never ever addressed his Indian heritage, has always referred to himself as Canadian and been immersed in the culture and sports scene. He didn't get to play Ice hockey himself growing up but he put his kids through real hockey. Very good guy.
>>151649949Of course chuds itt only see race and religion instead of the contents of someone's character
does he know arshdeep
>wongs
>>151650059gary tampered with the clock
>literally lose 5-1 to the worst team in the league, after losing to the 2nd worst team 2 days prior>fans and media still harping about muh analyticsragtards are dumber than i thought
>>151650143>le garyepic trb just epic
i think the flames have heated up finally. i think they go on a 40 game win streak now
>>151650150wrong again dipshit
>>151650153fine line between cope and hope
good guys winningthanks mr bettman
>>151650149analystfags are still trying to convince the general sports viewing public the eye test doesn't matterif they look like shit, they are shit. simple as
>>151650199well we flameschads neither hope nor cope. we have a sense of absolute certainty
>>151649949ok I kneel
>>151648271
>>151650334Clearly made by someone who gets btfo at wordle everyday
yall are too much sometimes lmfao
anyone has link for wordle?
>>151650334Clearly made by somebody who opens with Geese
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>yall
> Blows> SNES
>>151650393I spit on your foul "island" and your team of lies
>>151650408>trb triggered by my islanderskwab
who remembers these jerseys
we don't post films with kathy bates here
>>151650416I do, this was back when me and grandpa literally couldn't see the puck
>>151650432huh thats weird they had badass glowing pucks back then didnt that help? those were so sweet
Does "trb" stand for "total raped bitch"?
imagine having one shot at life and you're born as trb
have a fever bro's
>>151650567Damn bro, I just made a big batch of chicken noodle soup. I'll send you a bowl
>>151650589thanks anon
>>151650442puck tail era was a couple years lateryeah it helped but the tv was still fuzzy as shit
>>151645802Why are Devils tickets so cheap?
>>151650643The devil tempts the weak
>>151650654
BIG.COCK.HOC.
I don't mind anyone on the NJD roster this year I hope they continue to do well
>>151650826Same, fixing to go see them play next month, hope I don't get robbed in Newark
>>151650847damn R.I.P. in advance fren
kek found this on google maps
>>151650826Same I wish them hell
>>151650826Jack Hughes is the no 3 player in the league
