Tomala faked it.
Call that shit a peepin tom!
What a fucking clown and yes my monitor is on t. mingeheemer
Chama!
One of these fighters beat THE Bon Gamin in 3 minutes without taking any damage.The other one got his ass severely beat.
>that feeling of relief when you don't have to fight Bon Gamin
'E GOT ME IN THE FOOKIN PEEPERS I CAN'T FOOKIN SEE
Dana should rebook the rematch for 323 and make merab co-main.
>what 3 minutes locked in the cage with Ciryl Gane looks like
>>151646520why I only have sex with men
>>151646510At this point it's too risky to put Tommy in a main event. He's already ruined two main events out of the four he's had in the UFC.
>>151646494Zesty.
>beat up by BlaydesAHHHH ME LEG>Beat up by Gane AHHHH ME EYE
Cut this pathetic UGLY FREAK GET HIM OUT OF MY COMPANY NOW
>>151646450>>151646459>>151646463>>151646504KEEEK
I like Tom but I don't care what anyone says this is a massive aura loss.Watching Tom at the hospital pretending like he is blind and doing his bumbling mong act was a massive aura loss
>>151646538>Bacha bazi
At first I thought it was Tom Derangement Syndrome but it's really just Black Man Worship. This makes me feel better.
>tried to bumrush Gane>it fails >you're bleeding and gassed>call it quits Honestly just sad
https://youtu.be/JNzOuhrHMUc?si=ZgU0l49mrF5KYx6P&t=2717the doctor literally started laughing when he heard that they stopped the fight because of that
Any active fighter who is not training efficient and damaging eye pokes is a fool Going by mong logic you should get atleast one eye poke or gouge per fight so you may as well sharpen your nails into a mini knife and try and blind your opponent Worse case you blind them in one eye then you get a rematch against a one eyed man
>>151646577And yet again people will steal techniques and strategy from the GOAT Jon "Bones" Jones
/heem/ btfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6py168RxhBc&ppNegroid cheaters and their cuckold apologists in tatters
>>151646547Kek
I think Tom was scared in there. Over a year out of the gon, boo'd on the walkout. He's more used to making vlogs with Eddie Hall and Tommy Fury than he is scrapping. Gane has clearly locked in after Jones humiliated him and was the more focused and hungry of the two. I'm afraid Britain's MMA future is on the Merseyside
>>151646597This is actually a truth nuke
Rebook it for 323Why notIs dana retarded?
>>151645319Yoel was supposed to fight Bisping after beating Jawlka ray. But he popped and had to sit out then Bisping fought Hendo and got injured. Romero then fights Weidman to become the clear #1 contender. GSP said he was coming back but like Jon, he wanted a long time to bulk up. Bisping was injured so they made the interim with Whittaker vs Romero. Whittaker beat Romero and wanted to fight bisping at the end of the year to unify the titles but Bisping wanted the GSP fight instead so they did that. At the press conference after GSP retires Dana makes Whittaker the Undisputed champ and makes Whittaker vs Romero 2. *Romero missed weight so the title was on the line but Whittaker was the Undisputed Champ, which most people forget, so I always count that as a defence. Then he go injured in the fight and Izzy beat Gastelum for the new Interim.
UFC fans are so retarded
>have a chance to tell the audience to get fucked or apologise >choice to go dark mode for a few months >throw a tantrum instead>make a 45 minute documentary complaining about your eye >ask for a gane dq (win) and vow never to fight him again>leak photos of yourself with 2 perfectly normal eyes at the hospitalHes certainly made some interesting choices so far
323 is a shit card anyway with a main event no one asked for, no one's hyped for another merab title fightRebook it. Now.
Gane won.
Tom and Gane should be third billing on 323.
>>151646638If dana doesn't do it he should kill himself
I'm sure it hurt in the moment and its certainly illegal, but the damage just wasn't there so any milking he's been doing after fight feels weird and damaging to his rep
tomala finna be out for a year
we're seeing a proxy racewar with this eyepoke controversytom could have continued but shouldn't havegane could have kept his hands closed and should haveufc could improve their gloves and shouldmajority fault is on the ufcsecondary fault on gane for keeping his fingers outconceptual fault on tom for not being a reckless tough guy and fighting through the pain, as has been proven possible by werdum and DCultimately the ufc is to blame for being lazy greedy and retarded
>got outstruck>got his nose wonked>got his panic takedown stuffed>got gassed out and faked an injury to duck Ciryl GanePoor poor tomalajeet...
>>151646654Why are we calling tom a jeet?
>>151646646In fairness I've been eyepoked and saw double for a good five minutes, but I'm a pussy, not the "baddest man on the planet"
>>151646657Because he is one?
>>151646665>10%
>>151646459>By Vishnu Dramaputra>this fucking fraud is wearing me street shitter flag>bloody benchod
how come you can keep fighting with a fucked up eye if its from a strike but the fights gotta stop if its a poke
>>151646668are you 10% jeet?
>>151646673No
>make eyepokes an instant DQ>problem goes away It's that shrimple
>>151646672levels to this gane b you couldn't understand it's quantum mechanicals
>>151646672>the fights gotta stop if its a pokeIt doesn't have to. Are you retarded? Tom quit. He was cleared by a doctor.
i don't want to rag on tom, but we've seen enough fighters endure worse eye pokes in less important fights to consider the possibility that tom quitwith all due respect, he could have continuedhopefully we see a rematch soon
"why are the fans mad" has the same answer 95% of the time. it's that one or both fighters behaved in a way they wouldn't in a real fight. for example, you don't go for a cry break and then leave if someone scratches your eyelid in a real fight.
>>151646685Kevin Holland got his ballsack obliterated and didn't quit
So when do they remake the fight? Throw it on the next ppv or the Qatar fight night in november or are they going to wait until next year for no reason and then make it a ppv main event?
>The Japanese name for an eye poke in karate is me-tsuki (目突き)>This term is a special fighting technique that specifically targets the eyes. >mma>nooo you cant use martial arts?
It's my whole dick and balls
*shits himself* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY I MADE A POO
kek
>>151646665>>151646673you realize this is a tiktok filter that literally makes it up you retards
>>151646694They should do it on 323 which is a shit card with a main event no one asked for. If dana doesn't do it he's a complete idiot and should kill himself.
Heeminder that the fat tranny Shartu called Cejudo a quitter, but has not since said anything of the such about Tomala.
Literally not a single person in the entire world is hyped to see merab vs yan 2
>>151646709based daner working the marks
>>151646714Notice how cejudo had actual damage that required surgery. Tomala had nothing, NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
Busted Ngubu and fat Jonny "Bones" Jones both handled Gane.It is not good optics to get pieced up and then quit If Tom doesn't win the heematch, the Aspinall era will be legitimately one of the most embarrassing acts ever seen (up there with the shitland era)
>>151646709if reddit disagrees with you, you're probably right>>151646692and i wouldn't have blamed him for quitting if he didbut it wasn't even a title fight, and he kept goingi think gane's takedown defense, fluid movement, and accurate striking spooked tomhe couldn't swarm him with takedowns or heavy punches, was getting tagged for the first time in his career, and might have had a moment of panicthe eye poke gave him a reason to end the fight early, and he took itagain, not hating, i genuinely respect aspinall and i'm glad he didn't take any serious damage, but i'm certain that if he had an easy fight against an obese bum, had him rocked, was about to get a tko, and got poked, he'd ignore the poke and finish the fightbut since the matchup against gane wasn't going well for him, he said "fuck this" and took the doctor stoppage no contest as a tactical retreati'm not even hating i just feel like this is the truth of the situation
>>151646725strickland wouldn't quit
>>151646668tom has embraced those 10% and asked the ufc to put the indian flag wheel on his shorts so that people know he is proud of his indian rootsrespect
Strickland, Ankalaev, Aspinall
>>151646510>>151646623>>151646632Tom is unironically a coward who's ducking for at least a yearWatch, he'll come up with some bullshit excuse like not wanting to fight outside the UK or his wife's son's birthday or ramadan or something like that
>>151646725>bisping carried the torch>conor lit the fire>tomjeet trains with pooslims and becomes a vaginaman coward turncoat losing to France of all peoplefitting end for the english empire
>>151646721>>151646714yeah but even with this damage, fighters have endured much worse for multiple rounds and still finished their fightsi think everybody would shut up if tom said "i could have kept fighting but didn't want to risk permanent eye damage"but no, fighters would never admit to prioritizing their health, they're scared of looking cowardlysad sport, i blame the fans for being toxic
This guy is a legit clown.You have to be a serious faggot to still boy him after this whole charade.
tom's dad looks like a rat
>>151646742i think it depends on how he handles the rematchyou can't blame him for ending the fight on his terms, permanent eye damage is seriousbut come on, man, at least admit that you could have continued if you really wanted to
>>151646740go back to r*ddit you stupid faggot
wow so much for the baddest man on the planet
this shithole is actually going to be unusable until the aspinall gane rematch concludes. i am not coming back to heem until then, goodbye
>>151646701>can't use headbutts>can't break peoples fingers>can't punch guys in the balls>can't gouge a dudes eyes out>can't insert your arm into another mans anus making them into a living kermitfucking fake wwe bullshit
>>151646754He should've gone back out there and tapped to strikes like his idol GSP. But unfortunately he pales in comparison to Rush
>>151646766Don't think anyone asked, bud.
looool bro is not fooling anyone
>>151646766>coward bongyea we know you are tom you fucking faggot poodu
>>151646770Question - how's the mood in the UK regarding tom? Is he a big shot?
>>151646770What a bitch!
>this shithole is actually going to be unusable until the aspinall gane rematch concludes. i am not coming back to heem until then, goodbye
>>151646728i think you're right desuthe eye poke probably wasn't that bad but he eternally freaked out and, maybe even unconsciously, found a way outit's not aljo tier but it's not a good look eithertom is really trying to lean into the tough guy image too, getting the neck tats and constantly sucking himself off in interviewsif he loses the next fight he's fake one tier for life
>>151646768he better hope he breaks all of cereals ribs in the rematch like greasy pee did to matt serra or I am going to urinate on your entire country for the entirety of 2026 and 2027 you brown toothed fish and chipper
>>151646774National disappointment. He was supposed to be the next big British HW after Fury failed.
>>151646774the uk sports media do not give a fuck about UFC. him and leon were lucky to get features on the local news
>>151646774All my work friends dick ride him so I would imagine that’s what most ufc fans here do
>>151646784But is he enough of a big shot to be known to the average pub goer?
>/heem/ is just 5-6 cuck fetishists spamming the same takes over and overGrim
>>151646774He’s a nobody here. He’s more known in America than here
>>151646774Tom has been blacklisted from all major news reporting in the wake of this
>>151646798That's what I thought
>>151646791Not really, the only big MMA stars here were Connor and maybe Khabib.
it's legitimately crazy that people like tom livelike imagine getting rich off of making youtube videos with eddie hall and quitting four minutes into the only time you have to actually do your sport all year
>>151646810Even crazier is that there are people defending tom.
I can't fooking see!
You really think you could eye poke jon jones?
He should've played some EA Sports FC with Gane afterwards
I guess Tom knows what its like to be fingered by an MMA fighter now.
Hey pussy, are you still there?
>vlogs about it
>gane accident eye pokes for half a second during a scuffle >Nah I can't see stop the fight Absolutely pathetic display from """the champ"""
Tom actually posted this on his YT channel to show the “damage” a day later, can’t believe he actually fooled people into thinking this was a legit eye injury like Bisping had
>>151646819are you sayin' he has lil chinaman eyes after smoking joints and hitting the coka before a fight?
>STOWP DA FOIGHT LA, STOWP DA FOIGHT... I- I CANT BEAT GODNE...
>>151646745despite it all i still think he's a good fatherif you think your son should risk permanent eye damage and lose one standard deviation of IQ points from brain damage just to temporarily entertain obese sports gambling addicted goycattle vrilpotions you'd be a terrible father>>151646760manchild
>>151646828stop goreposting
>>151646836kek
>>151646835>if you think your son should risk permanent eye damage and lose one standard deviation of IQ points from brain damage just to temporarily entertain obese sports gambling addicted goycattle vrilpotions you'd be a terrible fatherthis is literally his son's vocation
at the end of the day you either have it in you or you don’t, Tom doesn’t
>>151646829no, what I'm saying is that jones is always 10 steps ahead. that's what makes him the GOAT
>>151646835>risk permanent eye damageHE HAD NO INJURY WHATSOEVER, NOTHING
>>151646841and he got paid for 4 minutes of work
>>151646851not yet, but gane was clearly outclassing him, 4 more rounds of that and he would've been fucked upgrow up, have a child, raise him, put him in a combat sport, and you'll begin to understand why tom's father urged him to do what he did
alright. that's enough vodka for me this morning
Tom's only possible chance of salvaging this situation is to go full heel turn>Yeah, I did fake the eye poke and so fookin what mate? I've still got the belt, I'm still getting paid and I'm gonna fook Ciryl Gane's bamhole in front of all these ungrateful ragheads in the rematch
Tom is legitimately fucking gayLike I don't knowHe just gives me closeted gay guy vibes
>>151646869He does talk about the size of his opponents dicks quite a bit in the press conferences
>>151646871Maybe it's a Manchester thing, Fury used to do it a lot too
>>151646858retard
>he did it againhe can't keep getting away with it!
>>151646880It’s a pikey thing so yeah
>>151646869>compared his white clitty to Gane's BBCYou might be on to something
I was on Tom's side, Gane did ram his fingers deeper in after making initial contact. But releasing a 45 minute YouTube behind the scenes documentary about your trip to the hospital is just fucking desperation to try and make the fans take it more seriously than it actually is. Basically every actual Doctor involved in this debacle says his eye is fine
>>151646890>I was on Tom's sideHE SUSTAINED NO INJURY
Did Tom really release a 40 min blog post about his eye (that seems to be fine btw) and wants Gane to be DQ’d for it, or are you retards just memeing?
in my opinion, tom is the one who eyepoked gane.
>>151646894https://youtu.be/JNzOuhrHMUc?si=mNonQvUQP5kIJU-C
Bongjeets are never going to recover from the humiliation of Tomala's disgraceful conduct, I fear. Even Gane heeming Asspenal would have been a better outcome.
none of this shit even matters desuit's just part of the poatan extended universe at this pointgane heems tom in the rematch, poatan heems jones and then gane
>>151646824
>>151646902poatan isn't gonna heem jonesjones is unheemable
tom cancels out bisping fighting with one eye, i lament
>>151646450Based Tom getting his shekels and not allowing Ngubu and his zutted employers the satisfaction of winning via cheating
>>151646899TRVKEIf he had gone out on his shield he would have been respected even by me
Disappointed on bisping not calling tom out for the bitch he is!
I was a big Aspinall fan and thought he'd win and thought he'd beat Jones. But I've lost all respect for the quitter now.
Gane wasn't allowed to win via cheating for once and fell to his hands and knees crying. You just know he was eager to start landing hammerfists on the back of Tom's head
>>151646913same
>>151646914skill issue on tom's part then. gayne got heemed by jones in 3 minutes
>>151646913same...
>Pantoja won't be able to beat Merab>Merab too small for LW even if he can't FW>Volk doesn't have it in him anymore >Ilia might manage to do it but highly unlikely>JDM/Islam aren't beating Khamzat>Khamzat small for HW and can't go down to WW>Poatan already has MW and LHW belt, can beat Tom and Gane, Jones is so slow now that he might even beat him as well. Poatan has the easiest path towards goat status and three division championship
I'm a HEEM fan.
it's pereira vs gane, they already leaked it a long time ago
so tom is without a doubt the worst heavyweight champion in the last ten years, right?I can't see anyone else struggling with gane
I genuinely think jones is unheemable.Why? Because he's dead afraid of losing.He'll do anything he needs to win.
>>151646690>"brazza i have new way on how to duck fight, you dont even hev to kill fazza anymore"
>>151646940kek
>>151646828That eye looks like when you don't get enough sleep. Compare that to Belal's eye.
>khabib killed fazza to duck tony ferguson>jones retired to duck tom aspinallHoly shit these guys are retarded
just how tough is tom that he didn't sustain damage from getting fingered in both eyes
>>151646828my eyes unironically get worse look worse than this just from staring at my computer all day at workjesus christ lmao
imagine tfw khabitch watched Tony get permaflushed by his victim and realized that he didn't have to kill fazza at all.
.
>>151646914The psychiatrist has prescribed you that medication. Your mother drove you to the pharmacy and paid for them for you. Please take the medication. If you don't start helping yourself now you'll end up with a neck tattoo.
>>151646549Abdi habibi no one is worshiping you
Who do you think will benefit more in the rematch from the 5 minutes they fought eachother? I honestly believe Aspinall gets more info from last weekend then Gane. I think there’s a higher chance of Aspinall having a different gameplan in the rematch than Gane coming into the rematch with a different gameplan.
>>151646982gane came in with the correct gameplan. it was Tom that looked like he didn't even gameplan in the camp.
>>151646925If Jones beats Poatan it's easily the best win of his career if he kwabs it Poatan is the undisputed goat
>>151646982>ze dna has already been collected
>>151646982i have a feeling we'll be seeing tomzat within five seconds of the fight
>>151646890The eye doc in the short indie film Tom released literally laughs at him during his hospital visit
>>151646996Yeah, he fucked himself early trying to be the marauder people said he was but two or three jabs pretty much ruined his entire gameplan
I like 4-5 round heems. Like having sex for 2 minutes then you climax.
>>151646770KWABOTY?
>>151647006*20 minuteskek
In a sport full of ups and downs, heroes and villains. There is one constant. And that constant is Volkanovski will oil up his brick and smash some patties.
>>151646973I get it, people who look like Gane or myself are held to very high regard by your kind.
If you call aspinall a quitter, you support gane. It's that simple. You're a apologist for a cheating fatiguer.
Rewatch that fight. Gane was losing almost every exchange.
>>151647033Tom looked like he'd just performed cunnilingus on carmella's ziti b
le heckin 2-3 jabs from pillowfist gane made tom who ate straights from pavlovich quit
>>151647032I was a tom fan and he's a quitter
https://youtu.be/Bm36Z4yWRkc?si=2SqUDUH2jYl4Ifi3
>>151647049You're just a fucking idiot
>>151647049I was pretty much sober watching the whole thing, it's like he just went out and decided I'm gonna bury everything about myself in 3 minutes
watching pisslam get Zutted while khabitch is hollering across the room.
>>151647056>t. Quitter
>>151647066Your nation quit on the Falklands despite printing it on your nation ID's lol.
>>151647049I never thought he was that good... although I admit that all the hype around him in the last few months has blinded me a little.
>>151647073ouu you did him dirty. but let's not forget, tom quit
>>151647073I don't care. I don't hate anglos. I was a tom fan. He's a quitter and a little bitch.
Burried
>stares blankly and thinks about McDonald's
KEEEEEEEEEK
>>151647091KWAB
>>151647073Britain quit on a quarter of the whole world. If the empire hadn't committed seppuku we'd being space today.
True geordie has a good take, realises Aspinall didn't quit.
>>151647084dana has been with the sport since the beginningif there is anyone id trust to spot a quitter, its him
>>151647091BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET
I actually hate the idea that you're supposed to just "tough it out" and let your opponent get away with cheating. Aljo and Tom are heroes.
>>151647099>british faggot sucks the cock of another british faggotWoah...
>>151647091God what a fucking bitch!
>>151647095That was jews defeating the anglo, not quitting.
>>151647099How can you watch >>151647091 or >>151646463 and still think he didn't quit. The guy's so social media obsessed he snitched on himself.
>>151647091"you boxing?""no ufc">visible confusionlmao >Looks at him with a fucking phone>chuckles at him when she takes off the bandage because he's a pussyjesus christ engerlandjeets explain this dogshit
>>151647106I bet you wear camo cargo pants
Baddest man on the planet getting laughed at by a muslim female doctor KEEEEEEEEEEK
This fkn faggot is like izzy2.0
>>151647099I can see why he defends Tomala.
>>151647127His sexual preference doesn't invalidate his opinions, I bet you have tribal tattoos and a beard lol
What about Valter Walker? Is he going to save the UFC Heavyweight division?
What a bitch
>>151647112Bongjeet dodged this question KEK
>>151647091whoa
At least Yan had a brain freeze in that moment. Gane though was completely intentional.
Ngl the muslim doctor did him dirty kek creasing at that one
>>151647140Tom is a quitter, but Gane is no saint. He does that sort of thing quite a bit.It would be fun if it happens again in the rematch. Tom's reputation sinks even further and Gane loses his fourth title shot.
>>151646925Merab is barely cuts weight, so he can go down and snatch the belt from Pantoja. The thing is, he likes Aljo too much to go up a weight class, but I think he is capable to outwrestle most featherweights.>>151647135No, his fucking heelhook streak just exposes how shitty is the grappling at heavyweight.
You're not a killer, you're a disgraced shitterBoy in the corner, Gane fight quitterI will slap you in the head with one with one slipperI will slap you in the head with two slipperFinnles shut up, but I can't shut upTom acts like a paigon, his whole crew fuck upWhole crew fuck up, no Gane ain't fuck upI will never follow guru 'cah he's stuck upFinnchad shut up, but I can't shut upTom act like a paigon, the whole crew fuck upAndy wanna hype 'til your cheeks, them puff upDon't know how you're gonna get your luck upThis looks like a set up hereYou wanna act all tough in the build up there, yeahStep up here, you wanna beg DQYou wanna rob poor Gane, yeahThis looks like a set up hereYou wanna act all big on the internet, yeahTry step up here, you wanna cry DQAnd wanna rob poor Gane, yeah
Has there ever been a bigger story loss than this?
>>151646897this has the same vibe as a child trying to get out of going to school
Mr Estrogen, what's happening? Bitch tits. Fat fookin bitch tits.
It's amazing how much Jones mogs Tom, even while retired. Grim.
I'm a pussy and still wouldn't act as much of a bitch as tom
>me name's tom aspinall and i made a short film about me eye
>>151647091tombabies, I don't feel so good.
Aspinall as soon as he got the NC
>stumbles toward u with fused neck stance
Tuivasa fumbling the Gane fight like he did really messed up the division if you think about it
>>151647091Fucking based evilchad.
>>151646897Tom and Khabib in the same room... 2 of the most humble and real personalities the sport has had IMO. Not glazing, just the facts based off what I've seen from both of them. Level-headed, respectful, and a degree of honor few have displayed in the octagon. This, to me, is what makes a truly great fighter... Not just your skill, hard work, or success, it's the measure of character that makes a true champion. I wish Tom a speedy recovery, and hope to see him run it back as soon as he's ready. And for the love of the sport, start seriously penalizing these awful eye pokes!
>>151647149Merab apparently gains back 20 pounds after the cut for BW but he could do it I think. we also don't know how long aljo is staying around. he will fight for the title at some point after Volk retires and if he doesn't win that one, Merab might go up. also he has stated that he will move up when Ilia's brother is contender. that depends on how he does in his future fight.
How the fuck is a man with so little pain tolerance an elite ufc fighter? Truly baffles the mind
>>151647188Kek it really is a travesty I noticed via thumbnail that his fat steven miller of croydon has upgraded his production too, they are such see through parasites they might as well do a podcast with ariel tbch
>>151647203One updoot for you, sir!
>>151647194Buffer is such a drunken old fruit
Tom after being locked in a cage with Bon Gamin
why couldn't Tom blitz Gane like he did his previous opponents?
>>151647228Because Gane isn't a fat 40 year old?
>>151647228cause Gane threw a punch back
>>151647228He was terrified. First defense, Jon demolishing Gane. He couldn't live up to the hype and wanted to go back to the hotel to rank British meals on tiktok
How does dua lipa age like fine wine on a diet of beans and toast
Gane hooked his finger because he was scared
>>151647234low calorie diet + active lifestyle (dancing and block cock)
>>151647228You can find me informing heem that tom aspinall is untalented and shit all the way back to the pav fight when he washed up on all of our radars
actually crazy how tom retired gane by doing practically nothing
>>151646987Nobody who got heemed stiff by Izzy is the undisputed GOAT
>>151647234>fine winewhat fine wine? she looks like a gypsy.
>>151647234she drinks the diet coke with pickle juice and jalapenos
>OYM JUS GANNA PLOD FOWAD AGAINST THE BEST POCKET FIGHTA IN HEVYWE- ACKKKK!!!!Amazing strategy Tom.
>>151647228Bong prophecy
>>151647246dude gsp got pieced up by matt sera, legacyfrauded against THE michael bisping, quit the ufc right as drug testing came outjbj got pieced up by THE dominick reyes, ducked THE tom aspinall for 2 yearsall of the ufc goats are fucking gay, don't even get me started on the death of fazza...
Ciryl Gane? More like cereal gay lmao.
>>151647145Based, but JDS complaining was laughable. Behind the ear is not back of the head. It's like a mohawk strip that = back of the head. If ANY part of the strike touches the ear, it is not considered back of the head. The forearm literally folded JDS' ear over. JDS just turned his head after the impact.
Be honest. Why do you hate Aspinall? He seems like a decent bloke.
Imagine disappointing Wayne Rooney
Jones didn't even duck shitturd for two years (he was booked to fight stipe remember and doesn't book his own fights) gurucels are full blown cultists it would be sad but they suck so much I wait for their inevitable mass suicides
>>151647263he just sucks himself off a little too much desu
I think Tom is going to take a mental 'elf break from the sport in light of all of this. Give it 2 weeks
>>151647265fine, he ducked ngubu for two years, whatever
>>151647263His nice guy act is as convincing as young cejudo's kid
>>151647263No heart
>>151647277I closed down the Bonescord so don't have access to the rebuttal to that right now but I assure you it was someone else's fault probably hamas or tren de aragua
>>151647263Fake nice guy. Same as DC. Just surface level nice but really a passive aggressive little bitch.
Tombros.. I'm really upsetAll I have to look forward to nowadays are Tom's "guessing fighters by their tattoos" tiktoks and i'm worried this injury will hold him back for a while...
Guessing the IQ of different UFC Champs:Aspinall: 95Periera: 100Khamzat: 80JDM: 85Ilia: 115Volk: 135Merab: 90Pantoja: 90
>>151647308No chance tom or pierera are above 80
>>151647263Whilst it's fun to see lots of first round heems it shows he has no heart. He talks about being scared before a fight etc. Merab films skits with porn stars are consistently performs over a near half hour period, all whilst hitting emotes. That's a real champion.
>>151647278L E V E L
>kelsi monroe call out Dern
>gulp< ...
>>151647308Pereira is possibly a developmentally disabled simpleton
>>151647263He took my lunch money
Heeminder the mental elf is simply a guilty conscious demon
>>151647329why couldnt magomed do this bros?
>>151647308Aspinall: 105Periera: 95Khamzat: 105JDM: 120Ilia: 125Volk: 125Merab: 110Pantoja: 90
>>151647322Wow! Cute player!
>>151647249Unironically an elite drink
>>151647330Yeah the Brazilian anons on here have said Pereira sounds like a dumbass when he speaks
Volk is definitely autistic. The guy has a smash burger hyper fixation
Bongs need someone to tell them an alcoholic mechanic with bastard children (3) is a retard
I love Pereira.
UFC 323: Aspinall vs Gane 2
>>151647099>stuffed piggy BBC slut is a Tomalajeet
>>151647384If you love him so much why don't you marry him
If I pull that off, will you die?
Regardless of the official result, Gane quite literally won
I cahn’t fooken see
>>151647408No doubt having two sausages rammed up your eyes must hurt but at this point tom can’t be fucking serious, right? Can’t tell if he it’s trying to convince the fans or his dad.
>>151647408L M A O
>>151647440L E V E L
Who's the blue jays of MMA?
>>151647468As a noisy and bold songbird. I'd have to say McGregor
>>151647473OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>151647440What being locked in the cage with Tom Terrific does to a "man"
So Tom's answer to being a pussy is documenting himself going for eye tests while looking like a pussy. Wtf is wrong with this guy
show me a picture with more talent
>>151647536
WHA YE BOOENG?AR JUS GOT A BANDAGE RIPPED OF ME AR
>>151647538that's not a picture
Tom really let himself down when the doctor said "how many fingers am I holding up" and he said "I don't know I can't see"That is not how that test works, you don't go from "I literally can't see out this eye", the test is all about how blurry your vision is not that you can't see Gane is still a cheating scumbag though and Tom would have sparked him out
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPuW9WJlXCsimagine if he cared about mma
>>151647091Kek, based. You gotta love the Tomster. Ya just gotta
Turkey Tom Panties
>>151647551The reality is he could see the amount of fingers just fine. Just shat himself at the first ouchie
>>151647140Yan loaded up and fully uncorked on a knee on a grounded opponent. Gane posted off while exiting which is a completely normal reaction. You are fucking retarded
>>151647408
>>151647584>Posted off while exiting LMAO By that logic Yan simply was throwing a knee to stretch out knee and it just happens to smash Sterling right in the face
>>151647596Your people are used to quitting and not fighting so I don't expect you to understand the difference.
>>151647538She must have been going crazy with the strap-on after Powerslap.
>Try to defend Tom>Use the viewpoint of an actual BBC worshipping cuck as your basisNot too bright are ye lads?
Wearing an oversized bandage over the eye even though the doctor said there was zero damage to his eyes is so funny. He has to be doing a bit.
>>151647625It would be hilarious given the retard brigade have been going full steam claiming he's seriously injured and not a quitter
>>151647625Like Monty Python or something
Gane comes from Muay Thai were its normal to push the face
>>151647638
>>151647608Britain had more victories in battle in one year than your entire nation or mutts have had since the founding of your country
I'm calling it out Tom will come out wearing a black eye patch at his next press conference, it suits his sperg personality so wellScreencap this
>>151647640It's like a person that sues somebody and wears a cast to the court to exaggerate their injuries.
>>151647660why not go all out and have it bispinged
>>151647668It's like harvey weinstein with the stroller>>151647652Apex kek
>>151647644Literally thought this was gay porn at first. Thanks heem dot eu
>>151647660Punished Tom kino
>>151647091>england toughest "man"
Talmbout vinnie mac in the neck brace
>>151646852*4 minutes of getting his ass beat before quitting
>>151647654Your nation is the Indian subcontinent
I wonder if the son resents his father for faking a disability or if they have a ricky and ray kind of thing going on
>>151647712The entire Shartspinall bloodline is disabled (mentally), I fear.
>>151646463lmaohe should have never released that footage he just made it 10x worse for himself
>>151647538Nina is so mexican it isn't even funny italian my ass
Rise and shine wagies!Time to shave, shower, brush your teeth, apply your nipple tape, and head to work! Oh btw we need to you to stay extra long today, the shitter's clogged
>>151647733She's like Nick Fuentes in that respect, a Mexican claiming some minor Italian heritage
>>151647728He a ethot
>>151647708We literally pillaged India and absolutely shit on them for fun, your country has never won a 1v1 against a significant country in your entire history.We used to slap up Russia, France, Spain etc just for fun.Great Britain are the GOATs and it's not even up for debate
>>151647733She's like Joanna Zanella Schaub b.
>>151647738It's the popular claim now with lightskins and latinas.
>>151647263wafts his own fart particles while fighting in the ghost of a meme division and being average
>>151647736Thanks bossman, enjoy heeming ladyboy bussy and getting high as fuck on ketamine in the middle of the day.
>>151647755No b she is not like Mrs. Zanella-Schaub. Mrs. Zanella-Schaub is an absolute peach of a beast. Nina gets mogged by Target employees.
>>151647160true I felt second hand embarassment for this reason
>OOH SHUT UP JON I KNOW WHOT YOUR GONNA SAY MATE I SWEAR ME EYE FOOKEN HURTS !!
>>151647769Talmbout them Target pawg milfs b?
>>151647743>We literally pillaged IndiaAnd now they own you>WE WUZ EMPIRES N SHEETLMAO
Nina Drama looks like an Indian. There's no Italian in that girl.
He wanted a W for that btw
NGL I'd dump raw in Nina Drama's ugly lil goblina ass but I have a cripping Latina fetish.
>get a knuckle in the eye, ref tells you it was legal, you keep fighting like nothing happened>get a finger in the eye, you writhe in agony for 5 minutes and then walk a trail of tears out of the arenait's reasonable to have an issue with this
>>151647743it wasn't for funit was for the rothschilds, sassoons etc
>bewing me was not right>oi kant see lah>me eye was a bellwen
>>151647290veeery true, what's funny is how all the reddit mma gobble that shit up...probably the same brazza cock suckers
>>151647818Why didn't he try to evade then? What was his plan if it had been a punch block with his face?
Tom Aspinall has never beaten Ciryl Gane.Jon Jones did.
>>151646665i rly wouldnt be surprised if john fury is his dadlook at tommy he has indian features, apparently big john likes his curry cunny
>>151647879Its Britain bud there's a reason muzzies feel like home there its an inbred shithole. Toms dad is probably his cousin.
>>151647879>tommy he has indian featuresthat's because his mom is brown
kwab kek what a bitch
>>151647736Actually its my day off. Im laying in bed listening to the rain. Thinking of making some coffee and putting on an old fight. Maybe a silva one
>>151647811I assumed she was indian
>>151647733nina is a jeeta
Still 0 American champions
>>151647950kayla lesnar
>>151647939Nah b they don't get that lip crease
>>151647950Zero British champs as well I fear, given that Tomala is a paper champ.
>>151646450this cant be real
>>151647950Alex. Merab. Ilia. Alex. Mackenzie. Kayla.
>>151647818that fag is going to milk that poke for the rest of his career
Here's your "British champion" bro.
Canada has so few ranked fighters that they asked Brendan Allen to pretend to be a leaf for a main event.
Remember when Muhammad Ali got punched in the eye and demanded his opponent get disqualified?
>>151646766It’s like the gap between dustbin vs gooby 2 except gooby broke his leg first before the 3rd fight, but also more retarded than that somehow
>>151646960
>>151647997It'd be like if Gooby got drop foot rather than a broken leg but still played it up. In fact, it's exactly like O'Malley pre-UFC.
>>151648005Gane is an A-list movie star.
Gane cheated by not being a morbidly obese 43 year old that didn't fold from the first tap on the head.
>>151646450Why did they film every second of tom being at the hospital? It's just weird.
I feel like 90% of the posts ragging on Tom are just spammy
>>151648039All bong celebs do hour long vlogs. I don't get it either.
>>151648039He's a victim its really sad :(
>>151648039damage control, except it backfired
"My eye hurts, I won't fight anymore."-The baddest man on the planet.
Leon Edwards is a NIGHTMARE MATCHUP for Islam Makhachev!
It was a good eye poke, the double eye is impressive and both got at least to the first knuckle. I don't mean to take anything away from this feat, but it's certainly no Weidman. Sadly, I think the 1-2 straight poke - retina rake will never be topped in either technique, damage, or success.
AGPoatan prolapsed upon seeing this
>>151648071>Half of /heem/ and MMAPooru picked Rakic
>>151647927Watch Mendes vs Alvarez in BKFC
bellator Ryan Bader heems Tom
>>151648087Knight lobov 2
>>151648081MMA Joey picked Murzakanov.
>>151648093Based
eyepoke tom aspinall elbow tom aspinalls mug roundhouse kick tom aspinall send tom aspinall flying outside the stadium with an uppercut livershoot tom aspinall drag tom aspinall by the pig snout ankle pick tom aspinall just heem heem heem HEEM tom no maspinall
We won
>>151648071>dropped by a jab>shells up making no effort to recover>sits up just fine after the ref stops itRakic is mentally flushed, sad to see.
>>151648005top five saddest moments in gane shippuden
>>151648102ok i know youre upset that chris barnett lost but calm ur tits
>>151648075Michael Bisping fought Vitor Belfort in January 2013, suffering a detached retina. He then fought Alan Belcher in April 2013, meaning he got months to recover as opposed to Tom's 4 minutes. He tried to hide it, but by the time he fought guys like GSP, they started exploiting this fact by moving and attacking in spots where he couldn't see.
>>151648126he got robbed
>>151648113You guys say he's racist, but in he's friends with Chimaev? WTF, I feel betrayed
>>151648081I said Rakic is getting heemed remember that?
>>151648133bisping has to live with one eye for forever but the glory of victory ASSpinall had to live with eye pain for 5 minutes but the shame of quitting will be with him for forever
ITS OVAHYA DED
>>151648147Chimaev is Caucasian (white)
>>151648087>EEDDDIEEEEEEeddie rn 1, chad rn 2, eddie rn 3, chad rn 4, both got a knockdown but eddie dealt more damage/striking in rn 5fun fight
I've got word Tom is moving to Benidorm to open a smoke shop/cafe
why are modern brits such bitch ass niggas fr
>>151648133A detached retina and a slightly sore eye are not the same thing
>>151648216World wars, exodus to Australia and America. All the good Anglo genes have been diffused and there's very little good Anglo stock left in the world tbqh
alexa grasso feeling up my freshly shaved head
I think Asspinall was already blind when he entered the cage because he wasn't finding Gane at all.
Tom outlanded Gane on head strikes btw
Tom gotta flatline Gane in the rematch, I don’t think he handled the foul well at all.
Arman training to get Nina drama soaked!
What the thread jeets don't understand is that eye damage does not necessarily mean the eye has exploded like a knee or an ankle. You can sustain damage and go temporarily blind because of it, without long term damage. It will hurt like fuck and you won't see for days, then you'll recover. I guess that's the MMA fan retardation not understanding science and wanting to see blood and gore. No wonder it attracts such a low class audience.
>>151648147this piggy aint friend with anybody lol
>>151648320
>>151648292All memes and bait aside, unironically Aspinall looked really strong and calculated. It was the plan to go deeper into the rounds. He traded well, but the mouth breathers see a bloody nose and instantly go "he's losing omg!!" like fucking idiots. There is a reason why gane decided to cheat, multiple times, to gain an unfair advantage. He was getting out played and slowing down in the fight after an intense start. Aspinall was 100% going to win that fight. There is no doubt about that.
>>151648320So we're retarded for not assuming he will be blind for days?They already took the patch off
>>151648338>It was the plan to go deeper into the roundskek that was Tom's plan?Take Gane to the deep waters?Gane would gas out?
I keep coming to this thread to lap up some more bong misery and copium are we at "tom was winning the fight" yet?
>>151646520kek
>Tom didn't get to show his legendary gas tank
>>151647755She's Asian as fuck, b.
>opponent repeatedly poking your eyes>ref not making decisive decision to stop him>blatantly pokes the eye extremely deep causing eye loss>opponent not DSQ'd as he should have beenEven if he was 'faking' the injury, he'd have been well within his rights and justified to call the fight there. It's like gane brought a knife to the fight and the ref is doing nothing about it. Continuing in an unfair fight is fucking stupid when it can a) ruin your health b) ruin your career c) make you unfairly lose the fight.This was firstly the failing of the UFC, secondly the ref for not making clear instructions and last warnings and finally Gane for repeatedly cheating. At no point is this on Aspinall's shoulders, only the mouth breathing camo cargo pant wearing delinquents think otherwise.>inb4 "fighters get punched in the eye!!"Completely different story, far less dangerous than direct eyepokes.
Like it or not, Tom didn't wait the full 5
>>151648358He has a strong tank and was prepared for a long fight. He didn't go nuclear at any point in that fight. He was playing it perfectly for a good 3 round KO.
Gane was winning he should've just not poked
>me name's tom aspinall and me art just isn't it in it
>>151648394Doesn't make sense does it. Mixed with the fact he was clearly slowing down during the fight and getting clipped constantly, maybe someone with intelligence would conclude that he was resorting to scum tactics because things weren't going so well....
Notorious quick starter and first round finisher Gane was getting dragged to deep waters by famous cardio machine Aspinall
Havent seen such a melt from brittoids since they lost every footy final
Nigger
Tom Aspinall is POLISH
the secret to beating gane is to narrowly lose in kickboxing against him and hope the dynamic changes eventually
>>151648409Do you remember when they were "forced" to stay indoors and starting tearing down 5g towers they are a truly unevolved species
>>151648424But thats based and the nogs sawing off cameras maybe bongs need more black people
>>151648411that's a no no word mate
Chandlerbros...
>>151648434Me in the back
>>151648431I realized when I pressed post I was unclear there is nothing wrong with anti globalist vandalism but bongs are like dogs that bark at church bells they have no idea what they are doing, they at least deserve more black people that's for sure
>>151647112What am I supposed to see? Do you even know anything about eye injuries? People like you make me think mma fans are subhuman.
>>151648385>opponent repeatedly poking your eyestom defenders are now inventing extra phantom pokes
>>151648393>He has a strong tank and was prepared for a long fightHow do you know?
>>151648465He was warned multiple times this fight lol, fucking idiot
>>151648457>Do you even know anything about eye injuries?what injury?
>>151648457AI summary:"Sensitivity to light after an eye injury, also known as photophobia, can signal a more severe injury like a corneal abrasion (scratch) and requires immediate medical attention to prevent complications like infection or permanent damage. The cornea is highly sensitive due to a high concentration of nerves, and damage can cause intense pain, a gritty feeling, and increased sensitivity to light. Treatment for corneal abrasions often involves antibiotic eye drops, pain management, and keeping the eye closed to promote healing, according to Yale Medicine, WebMD, and this source from Refocus Eye Health."Are mma fans too stupid to use google?
>>151648479>opponent repeatedly poking your eyeshow many eye pokes?
Can we get over this eyepoke thing already and discuss the next cards
>>151648494>>151648483Case in point.
>>151648494
>>151648495Watch the fight again you lazy cunt. Also wash your no fear hoodie I can smell it from here you scrotal wart
>>151648440They have pretty entertaining copes i do love that
you're laughing. tom aspinall had to have both of his eyes surgically removed and you're laughing.
>.inFiltered
>>151648513He has kids dude
The bongs have been fantasizing of an anglophile finn and they finally have one (somali from kuwait albeit) and just ignore him how very sad
>>151648508>>151648479There were no eye pokes except the one that ended the fight (tom quit) and Gane was not warned for anything during the fightyou're a coping liar
AHHH THERES FOOKIN SAND IN ME COONT
>>151648494>Are mma fans too stupidBrother, you are on HEEM
I see a filtered post and I am not going to unhide! Jeet infested shithole
>>151648555
Guess the fighter:>AAAAAAAH ME NOSE IS BLEEDING OI'M GE'ING BEA' UP MATE ! I HAVE TO QUIT ! UH REF ! HELP ! ME EYE ! ME EYE GOT THE HURTSIES ! PLEASE HELP ME !!
>>151648583Cedric doumbe
>>151648577that was an eye poke?
Mate I stubbed me FOOKIN pussy what do you want me to do?
>>151648583Henrique cekwabo
>>151648571We don't describe our countries here
>>151648589>Gane was not warned for anything during the fight
Gane literally eye poked Tom 5-6 timeskicked him in the nutsbit his ear offsoccer kicked himthrew an illegal kneeand you guys are defending him??
>>151648602He also murdered charlie kirk and princess diana
>>151648596Destroyed that dimwit.
>>151648605JDM does this to Islam in the opening exchanges
>>151648602he has the winner's mindset.
>>151648597so in your mind"watch your fingers" means multiple eye pokes ?Some high grade cope
He really should have just not posted that video man. I’m on board with ending the fight over a blatant foul, but trying so hard to convince people your eyes were fooked when they clearly weren’t all to just preserve the tough guy image is lame as hell. He’s gotta knock out Gane in the rematch.
gane pulled a cutlass out of his shorts and cut tom in half and you're laughing
>>151648625I didn’t say that. You claimed Gane wasn’t warned and you were wrong
>>151648640see>opponent repeatedly poking your eyes>>151648385
was this the worst card this year?
Gane pulled his BBC out in the cage and oinked Tom's pink pork boypussy.
>>151648652I didn’t post that
>>151648656The women's fight was the most entertaining. So yes.
>>151648659how would i know which jeet post what
>>151648656Year isn't over yet b. Give it time.
>>151648649I apologize for him he is a terrible poster>>151648659Spineless coward aspinallesque
>>151648667By turning your monitor on
guys.. Tom has cancer..
>denmark
Danebro absolutely slaughtering that somali
Make it bitch boy
Been in bed for the last 40 hours
>>151648687Bet he has a sizable black dilly too
>>151648704What's his name
NEW>>151648717
I have never heard of Steve garcia or David Obama
>>151646547kek
