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>bloody hell he buggered me eye that he did
>dead sport>seething uninterrupted for 3 daysI'm convinced it's all one deranged faggot vpn hopping, I refuse to believe that multiple people would actually care this much
WHY YOU BOOIN ME ITS NOT MAR FAULT EE DID IT
Tom's son isn't even retarded, he's just Polish
>>151664524>>151664670>>151664700>>151664717Yeah it's one guy
>>151664762fuck up cunt tomala posting is based and funny
I just had the dumbest fucking dream where I was part of DC's wrestling program and instead of teaching us how to wrestle all he did was have us help him setup stupid contests that he rigged to beat Jon Jones inone was a pool race where we rigged his side of the pool to have the current going I activated it during the race but it didn't work and so he lost and he blamed me and made me run laps
Tom is a quitter
>>151664918Interesting. My dreams are mainly about banging the hot milf that lives in the apartment below me.
>>151664918kek
>>151664918
has any 'champion' ever JUSTed himself more than tomalas post fight antics?fuck even aljo had a toast to the lulz, this plodding ogre is taking it worse than a woman lmao
>>151664883citation needed
>>151664918I had a dream Jon Jones was a horse and they replaced his water with beer and he couldn't get up to do his horse shit
>>151665070I don't know, I never thought about it that much really
>OI ITS NOT BLOODY FAIR HE PUNCHED ME AND GAVE ME AN OWIE AND MADE ME POOPY IN MY DIAPER WHY YOU BEWING ME ITS HIS FAULT I GOT A BOO BOO! MUMMY DADDY SAVE ME! *runs away in tears*Baddest. Man. On the planet. What a chad
>>151665183KEKEK
gane is the main character. you? you're lucky to be in a crowd in the background.
Ganescholars:>Dana>Pereira>Jones>Jiri (implicitly)>Chael>Smith>Mighty Mouse>Poirier>AljoAspinall fans:>MMAguru>reddit
>>151665252Uh you're forgetting a few there pal, and to think you call yourself autistic
>>151665252Aspinall Chads>Lucas Tracy>Hopperomma>Mighty Mouse>Luke Thomas>Kamaru Usman>Henry Cejudo>bedtimemma Ganetrannies>Josh Hokit (Colby wannabe)
>>151665443mighty mouse said he quit
>>151665508did he really, bitch?
>>151665561you want a quillan head kick cunt
THE BACK OF ME EYE
>>151665620Are you serious bitch
>paki doctor literally makes fun of himlmao
>>151665690nah love my heem bros even you
>Jiri Prochazka on getting poked in the eye while fighting at UFC 311: >“I will play the game for the doctor. No way to stop the fight because an eye poke, I’ve got one more eye. This is the true sport of man. Fighting with eyes, no eyes, doesn’t matter. Fight till the end.https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1982989244755787878YET ANOTHER FIGHTER CALLS TOMALA A PUSSY QUITTER
you could tell bispbong was low key disappointed
Aspinall TKO (retirement)
>>151665811fark no coming back from that
>>151665959How long did this take
>>151665718Not enough words
the worst part is that unless the people he respects are straight with him, he wont be humbled by this ariel is my boy but hes low key enabling this behavior by sympathizing with him
>>151665959kek
>>151666071Damn what else is bad about him
>>151665959what the hell man
What's next for Aspinall after he loses the rematch?
>>151666140who knows bitch
>>151666140cut after refusing to fight Ante Delija
>>151666217are you serious bitch
>>151666140boxing
>>151666235
Nigger
>>151666031>>151666103>>151666113
from now on fighters that foul should be tased for 30 seconds of round time for each foul.
Ah so it's Indians being paid for low effort posts to make it look like people still care about the JewFC
Free fouls were allowed before because the UFC was rigging it for jon jones but now that there isn't a cheating fighter who is a big draw there's no reason not to crack down on fouls. It hurts the ufc brand too when fights get called off due to overenthusiastic fouls by fighters who don't know how to cheat properly.
>the look white people give when asked if they follow UFC in 2025
why dont they just wear anti eyepoke silicone fingertips
RIGHT IN ME PEEPERS I CAN'T BLOODY SEE ANYTHING LOOK LOOK AT THE REPLAY ON THE SCREEN HE POKED ME WIT HIS MITTENS RIGHT IN ME PEEPERS AND NOW I CAN'T SEE NOTHING LOOK!
Tom Aspinall should be tased for 30 minutes for his foul visage
>>151666781someone could get hurt
did tom not do his research? so much for his self proclaimed fight iq
>>151666781L E V E L
>>151666832>>151666883L E V E L
>>151666781>le why is this le not okay
>>151666883Tom relaxed
obese plodding chin high haymaker bros.....
I PUSH MY FINGERS
Tom "I quit" aspinal
Alistair Overheem
jdmma
Jack "Wonk Nose Jacky" Della Maddalena
>>151667024Damn in that photo you can clearly see that in fact it was the 2 fingers that went in...
>>151667198Kek
jack 'knocked out poorns with a broken arm while le scary ratlip retard boogeyman lost' della heemalana
jdm + craig jone + volk vs islam whos never even heard of jdmuhoh
>>151665443you forgot to include mmajoey and kenny okoyeboth are ganescholars
L E V E L
Say Tom went to box instead of fighting Gane again, what matchup would he get?
>vlogs about it
M M A
>>151667898I don't think any big name would fight against him right now.
Donezo
>>151667898Richard Torrez Jr
>>151668025Gane closes his eyes because he knowns his punch will land, tom closes his eyes because he is afraid I fear
>>151668025I didn't see a man in that cage, i saw a coward looking for a way out after getting exposed, KWABOTY 2025
>>151665811everyone knows the truth on some level, no matter how much intellectualizing there is about it. real ones rise. fake ones fold.
cucknada is the weakest mma countrythousands of mma gyms, a history with le roid gut gsp slippery manle tri star gym le maestro zahabi and the best fighter these cucked faggots can produce is a fucking literal FAGGOT who is only fed cans slightly worse than his can status at home eventsburgers even sacrificed brendan allen so leafs have some skin in the gameabsolute fucking cucked FAGGOTS who talk a lot but, since roid gut poo s p DUCKED THE poobert pooticker have yet to produce ONE(1) decent mma championabsolutely grim, sit on the sidelines and watch while AusGODs continue to produce pure HEEMGODS
>>151668025he is objectively correct. Tom was bloodied up and refused to keep fighting. why are people making a big deal out of this?
Why don't champs walk out with their belts?
>>151668491belt only good for holding up pants-Bruce lee
>>151668356Gurutrannies(Tomalacels) are in a literal cult.... a very very embarrassing reddit cult
>>151668590Why don't champs walk out with their pants?
Jon Jones now plotting his comeback
>>151668261I respect you mentioning my country, man. Respect.
Heard Gane fucked Tom. Heard he fucked him real good.
Why didn't Tom just protect his face, like how a fighter would?
>>151668590Thats some shit a faggot who got beat up by brad pitt would say
>>151668261There's no coming back from this faaaark.
The difference is deafening
pfffft
>>151668732words are the weapon of the scholarfists are the weapon of the warrior -Jason Scott Lee
FREAKS
>>151668953go to bed retard
>>151665201Ok, this was kinda based.
>>151665959
>wake up>remember that Tom Aspinall is OUR UFC Heavyweight Champion of the WorldLife is good
I feel like the tomala memes born from heem have emanated beyond the heemosphere and are influencing the public's general opinion of tomala gane
>aaaahhh me fookin eyejiri would never
>>151669312well jiri isnt bitch made is he
>>151669229yeah it's not
>>151669213Talmbout Tom of Finland, B?
Staying cool, calm and collected during this happening has resulted in a story win for ciryl
Poor poor Tomala. Hope his Galactic Vagina makes a speedy recovery
>>151669349reckon it is aye
>>151669408wow
>>151669408fuck hes a good cunt what a legend
>>151669469It never happened
>>151669550deep
the Gane cloaca is producing too many eggs I fear
>>151669229KWABOTY 2025, i am afraid.
>>151669408Wombat tanked that.
my blue jays went 18 innings and refused to quit while Tom couldn't even go a full round
>coward gets outclassed>starts to look at the clock 2 minutes in>realise he is getting exposed>Gane busts his nose>final chance to quit opens up hoping for a DQ
>>151669605yeah it's like they lost 2 games at once, sounds like something only the laffs would be able to do
He was losing (the fight) before he lost (the story)
Aspinall's title runned myself awake>>151669366That's abdi of mogadishu I fear
>>151669662yep the dodgers cheated just like gane
Schaub said Gane turned tomala's nose into ''Bean, cheese'', no sure what that means
>>151669804>he's never had beancheese
>>151669858mma?
>>151669804Well why not we have so-ija-milk I've heard of stranger things than schaub being vegan
>>151669866you retarded or somethin? the post right above that is one of the best ever mma fighters saying it
how is daner to dumb to realize that he is overall break even at gambling
card rating ocr da official
>>151670230Nobody cared the first 10 times you posted this and nobody cares now you pathetic loser
Who is the Freddie Freeman of mma?
>>151670230I was wondering what happened to these and then that guy posted a counterfeit one and you started doing them again kek
prime mullarkey..>>151670247shut up fool>>151670263facts woke me up
Ton wom
i miss prime gane
Izzy and Alex are REAL men. Top blokes. Incredible fighters and they embody the essence of martial arts. I am so glad that they are on friendly terms now. REAL recognizes REAL.
Tom's house of cards is caving in
Has mmaguru found time from being a black man's court jester to permaheem himself yet
>>151670415hes 11% bodyfat
>>151670415Heeminder he has said he looks up to piers morgan who bongs will remember hacked a dead child's voicemail birds of a feather and all
>>151670427Piers Morgan is a huge scumbag and a grifter. Can understand why Tom aspires to be like him
>>151666387I didn’t even watch this and this is what I’ve been arguing about on 4chan for the last few hours.Like the rules are the rules intention shouldn’t matter.If the rules aren’t enforced, then we’ll turn the sport into foul or flop metagames like in basketball and soccer.Worse, if the rules aren’t enforced the sports committees have good reason to ban MMA altogether
gane is innocentfree gane
>>1516704721) football2) what are you waffling on about they enforce the rules in real sports, they have yellow and red cards like harb dean uses in asia3) ufc is not a sport it is sports entertainment 4) hi
>>151670472What about actually accidental groin strikes
ganes gonna get a 4th title shot lol
>>151670431There is something really wrong with tom underneath the transparent nice guy act
>>151670507In proper sports you often see the same teams at the top of the league I don't understand why you guru lobotomites think this is a good point it just shows gane has lasting power
>>151670492>>151670497Thank you for making valid points. I need to consult with my colleagues back at Reddit. I'll get back to you in 24-48h.
He just doesn't fucking miss. Levels.
Here's the thing, if they were fighting for the vacant undisputed title, tom wouldn't have not continued
>>151670563Thoughbeit
>>151670540Retarded goyslop for faggot cattle, no wonder this bald cunt look 70 years old at 35
>>151670576Monitor on Ivan.
>>151670540
Trust the plan
>flagfaggotry>useless blogposting>black man worship>obsessing over youtubers>off-topic /pol/shitYep, it's Clozapig time
>>151670584What's the biggest return you've never made on a fruit machine I've hit 200+ with 4e and managed to lose it since I'm more of a chaser than an investor with those
>>151670596No need to prelude your posts clozzy
A normal fighter would have just defeated Tom, but Gane chose to expose him completely, showing the world what a coward he is. Terrifying machivellian genius on display.
>>151670596We don't sign our posts here albeithowever.
No 1 cared who gane was till he put on the cage
Tuplapotti in case anyone was interested
Tom's fans aren't doing him any favours by coping so hard, they're not learning from their mistakes. First they overhyped Aspinall and put unnesecary pressure on him just to diminish Jon Jones reputation. It backfired spectacularly and with all this cope coming out they are setting Aspinall for failure AGAIN.We saw how massive the speed difference was and how shit that takedown attempt looked, there's not a chance for Aspinall to close that skill gap in just a few month, kid is finished.
There's a reason why francis and Jon both shot on ciryl. Tom was just too low iq to figure it out
current flag post p4p rankingsFinlandArgentinaUSAUKBrazilEastern EUFranceRU*heem gap*AusGODs
>>151670646Tom shot but gane defended fingers to his eye sockets
The mandem
Tbh it's already over for Jones haters and gurucels, everyone knows how Jones-Gane went and how Aspinall-Gane went
Cowardice shouldn't be rewarded
Tommy Pickles has been placed in an incubator until further notice
God damn it, I missed the fucking fight. The only thing I heard was Tom got poked in the eye and it was a NC. What was the story?
>>151670680Tom quit like a bitch after having his nose jabbed off his face
>cutting hamdy after the valter walker falloutBad business, desu.
>>151670652Aren't rankings usually descending or did you do that one upside down for humor
I am drinking american bourbon (jack daniels) and heemposting come at me
>>151670686Didn't hamdy win dear oh dear
>>151670694see thats why youre p4pfuckin love you cunt lips fr ong nocap
Did Hamdy pop for PEDs again behind the scenes? I can't imagine why they'd cut him immediately after a win in front of his Muslim fans
>Hamdy got scared of Walker he literally leftnooooooooooo
>>151670692Think he expected a DQ. He would have won that, instead he has to fight Gayne again
Have you considered that Ilia Topuria
Gane won under any interpertation of what a fight means. Strip Asspainall of the belt.Gane vs Pereira at the white hosue
People forget man. We cannot follow them.
Gane would have won under any japanese ruleset
Hamdy lives on
I knew Ganeposting felt familiar...
>>151670724Not the most appropriate time when the bullmeister is having troubles maybe we discuss this later b
War machine and Lee Murray are watching over Gane.
>>151670700Martin Buday was cut after going 7-1 lmao
Hamdy died so Shamil could walk on.
>>151670712Well, now he knows Gane is faster, and he will turn into Khabib for the rematch.
>>151670750GOAT shit.
Hitlia Topuria. Hitler Topuria. Hitleria Topuria. Ilia Hitler Topuria. Hitluria. Hitler
>>151670770Let this man cook.
>>151670753Not if they want to be on DAZN or MSFTS by the end of 2026
Paramount deal will kill the ufc
>>151670753It's a double-edged sword. Asspillnal might come more serious and prepared in the rematch, but Gayne might have way more confidence now given Asspilllnal isn't the boogeyman everyone thought he is. On a positive note, i think the rematch is way more exciting now than what everyone expected of this fight
>>151670793A coward can never be a fighter, he could spar all he wants, sniff every crotch in the rodent infested cowards of Manchester but at the end of the day, he is just a rat.
>>151670789ESPN banned swearing. I trust that Dana on this one.
>>151670789It's not even paramount but some paramount+ sub with an additional cost if you want no ads I don't know how zoomers ruined the internet this badly in 30 years, and this ellison guy is the only helwani they found as slimey as ari
>>151670683>>151670692wtf? Ciryl bullied Tom? I missed it because of the arab timeslot
Gane calculated this.
Cyril Gane? Serial Gay.
ExcellenceBraverySelf ImprovementGane
My estimation of Tom Aspinall as a man just fucking plummeted.
>>151670854To cry like a woman?
20 years waiting for a title shot, I wanted to get poked in the eye by Jon Jones. I compromised
>>151670777Ilia Topuria walking out to the octagon in an Allgemeine SS-uniform and greeting the crowd with a solemn roman salute
>>151670854That's the Shah of Iran
>>151670848These punches feel extremely satifsying
>>151670750>>151670755Leave this "ddp by falling piano"-tier humour to reddit we're better than this
>>151670917Chills... Absolute chills...
Are you telling me that there are people here right NOW who would unironically needlessly diminish their chances in a title fight because of impaired vision?
>>151670716>>151670836Damn Gane is the modern version of Plato
>>151670950You are too autistic to understand what is being implied.
>>151670950If someone eyepoked me I'd get so mad I'd finish anyone in like 5 seconds, don't fuck with my vision. I'm absolutely unbeatable when I get angry.
Gane by a piano falling on Toms eyes.
>>151670942ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... We have mr.serious over here
>>151670962Seems so. Please explain.
>>151670979I'd chin you in like 3 seconds flat and we both know it, you're not man enough to fuck with me
>>151670950Jones fought with his toe almost completely falling off his body
>>151671021Less severe for a fighter than vision.
>>151671021He also fought with a buttplug up his ass
>>151671035I like Dustin but why did he look like a legit tranny in this vid
>>151670950GSP continued against Shields
>>151670985Secret info, sorry.
>>151671036I thought he seemed like a drunk wine aunt trying to hit on young men, weird vibe
>>151671039GSP had all the rights to call it quits. I wouldn't have minded him if he had done it. I sure wouldn't continue, especially at heavyweight, if my vision were impaired in a way that I wouldn't see incoming punches clearly.
>>151666883Why is he "punching" with fully extended open palms, outstretched finger slaps?
>>151671070Tom would’ve got TKO’d if he continued, people just want him to throw his belt away
>>151671032You are thinking about sodomy because some lonely reject in croydon made you please be better b
>>151671092Yes
The White House card does not feel like a real thing that will happen
>>151671125Bo Nickal will headline
Not even Ngannou was able to KO Gane and people seriously thought Aspinall would put him away in under 1 minute
>>151671128I'm hearing rumours Poirier wants to come out of retirement for this card
So they’re just going to have the president and all the top US government officials sitting in one place out in the open on the White House lawn? Seems like a bit of a security risk
>>151671135I've understood most tomcels are gurutards and all gurutards watch his stream instead of the actual fights so that's why they have no grip on reality>>151671145They'll have kirkshields up is my understanding and it isn't going to be open to the public either
>>151671113No idea who you're talking about but we know for sure that Jon Jones is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with it!
The White House card was definitely something Trump told Dana in tongue in cheek and Dana took it as a real offer now he’s trying to force it to happen, it won’t happen. And if it does it will be a fraction of how good he thinks it would be.
>oh hello Jo- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHKKHHH
gane vs pereira trilogy saves paramount plus
>>151671169>Jones ran from this
>>151671169>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO HIS EEEEEEEYES
>30 years of MMA>no one has figured out an eye poke defence Streetfight niggas win once again
Strip Tom and give the title to Gaziev.
If someone mastered Krav Maga, the 52 blocks and Jeet Kun Do they would be the greatest MMA fighter of all time
>>151671145Protect ya neck!
>>151671219I had a security tell me he knew krav maga one time I couldn't stop laughing in his face
Gane solved Tom in one roundJon solved Gane in 2 minutesJon solves Tom in 30 seconds or less
>>151671047Means Conor won the story after all. All those speedo ass pics and penis shots on yachts and shit finally buckbroke Dustin
>>151671160Great posting b you seem like a clever guy
>>151671235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjmBPFPTq-gKrav Maga is some real shit though
>>151671237And I solved all three.
>>151671219honestly?chills
>>151671260That frog looks shifty
Porier is bogged! We can only pray the Lafeyete Legend herself decided to get some extra CCs in those cheeks!
>>151671240Lol
>>151671092>Tom would’ve got TKO’d if he continuedThis is true but unrelated to any eyepoke
>>151671317Aren't her honkers already enhanced asking for a frenn
>>151671237Weird how Jon retired to avoid fighting Tom.
Almost ethereal how jones saw tomala as the unworthy cowardly can he proved himself to be on the weekendhow did we not see it bros? an overweight baby build plodder with no lateral movement walking in and throwing haymakers...jones CHADS i apologise, I was blinded by the tomala hype train but given the benefit of hindsight?lucky to even be in the ufc, bkfc looms
>>151671237I solved ur moms pussy in less than 2 pumps nigga
Resilience isn’t trained, it’s forged.I forged mine through blows, falls, and days when all I had left was to believe in myself.It isn’t born from talent or strength;it’s born from refusing to give up when everything turns against you,from standing firm when fear shows up.I’ve learned to live with pain.To understand that every scar has a purpose.That resilience isn’t about enduring;it’s about moving forward with a broken heart and your eyes set ahead.Because in the end, everything I’ve lived made me who I am.And if I had to start over, I’d do it the same way step by step, fall after fall…until I became what I always knew I could be. @AD_Oficial
in the end it was tom who was fingered by an mma fighter....
AAAAHHH ME FOOKIN EYE FIOKIN DOCTORS IT HURTS ALRIGHT FOOKIN BACK OF ME EYE IT HURTS FOOKIN TELL ME ITS ALRIGHT ITS NOT IM THE BADDIST MAN ON THE PLANET WHERES ME FOOKIN TOY DUCK 14 MONTHS I TRAINED WAAAAAH AHHHHHHH IM FINNA CANT EVEN FACE GANECHAD FINNA CRY IN THE CORNER FINNA HERES SOME DOCUMENTARIES ON ME EYE AAAAAAHHHHH IM THE BADDIST MAN ON THE PLANIT AAAAHHH ME EYE STOP BOOIN ME IM PISSED OFF AAAAHHH
>>151671370I've been saying this
Finger trugg. I can’t see, let me poke you in the trugg. Can I can a finger trugg
Finger in bumhole actually feels good.
>>151671406
Schaub wouldn't have stopped the fight
kek you got dudes like mcdonald v lawler dc stipe fuck even Diaz jorge killing themselves for a win and this heavyweight 'champion' pulls the most hectic bitch move in the history of the ufc for a dq win on his first defence after being gifted a belt from THE blaydes and fails.absolute fucking BITCH quitting because he got put against a bloke who isn't even that good and got punched the face HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
As an avid ufc hater and dana detester I believe I won UFC 321.>daner absolutely seething>goyFC appears to be absolute shit and incompetent>gane didn’t win>gambling fags lost big>heemschizos having perma-meltdownsYeah I’m thinking it’s K-1 for me kek
I would have went out on my shield personally
>>151664883Maybe on planet fucking retard.
>y-you ever been f-fingeredKEK
I thank god I'm white every day.
>>151664918DANIEL CORNMEAL YOU FAT GAME RIGGING BASTARD
>>151671317hes from liverpool now?
>>151671428Gane winning the belt would have been a victory for kickboxing albeit
I thank God
>>151671486Tom should get a new team, his "father" is incompetent
oh great we had harambib and now we get kaffirslam swearing at others while in traffic.
Tom is a white nigger.
>>151671486True but ganes a toad. I will never ever support or celebrate a toad over a wood. >AWWHH
>>151664918I'm imagining cartman trying to fix the special olympics but with DC (FAT!)
What kind of faggot last name is "Aspinall"?
come on Tom don't run out of here crying your diaper is full come over here let's get the result okay just calm down
>>151671510He's from salford b they all are over there>>151671500It's too late the worst thing the little goblin did was say tom would go into boxing or wwe, real smart way to win favor with daner
Tom FuryChills
Tom Aspinall moved on?
Aspinall succumbed to his eye injuries in an Abu Dhabi emergency room. He is remembered as an alright guy
Dan Hardy was probably screaming at his TV at home.
>>151671511Aspinall was raised among gypsies and married and bred with a p*le neither man is exactly cutting the mustard bruder
Kayla Harrison
capsacin coated ufc gloves rare bet luke thomas
>>151671544Disparaging Europeans is fucking jewish
>>151671542Can we stop with the bbc cuckoldry for a second?
>Cormier upset Tom leaked private conversation without his consentlol Tom just keeps fucking up left and right
>>151671572Pretty crazy that's the first thing you think about when you think about Dan Hardy b.
>>151671533Even before that some low IQ slav from his team was babbling about Tom going into boxing in some random podcast, his entire team is braindead. The interview was in Croatian or some shit
No one knows what it's likeTo be the bitch manTo be the I quit manBehind poked eyes
Say what you will about Schaub, even he would have fought on
Tom was just bisected by an outlaw wielding a greatsword. This guy just cannot catch a freaking break ladies and gentlemen and he's fat too
>>151671582yeah Tom's fused neck Ortiz striking will give the boxing world fits
>>151671594all great points and factual
>>151671581well he's a subhuman gypsy what do you expect
>>151671542KEK
K-1 World Max is gonna be sick, levels above goyFC and their faggot “championship fights” like chimaev and gane lmao
K-1 World Max Holloway
AAAAH ME FOOKIN EYE WHYA BOOIN ME HE PORKED ME IN THE EYE UMM PISSED ORFF KEKEKKEKEKEKKE
>>151671630Nobody understands your brown babble
>>151671616These comments wont pay your debts leech
>>151671628you're not funny
>>151671635Says the German.
>>151671632you wouldnt understand mohuMAD
>>151671635Oh shit he insulted your flag! How will you ever recover?
>joon joorns ya dookin meAPOLOGISE TO MEAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW HEEM
>>151671638I'm from Syria bro
>>151671646wallah bro my bad abdumimullah
>>151671649KEKEK
>>151671649you're forgiven
>>151671616>subhuman gypsy We don't SAY THAT in Germany
>>151671657I hate germans so much man
>>151671663cheeky cunt KEK
>>151671663But you dont speak german
I heem everyone in this thread btw
don't mind me, I'm just sippin on some VR46 Monster
wow crowd cam
>>151671667I learned to write and speak this piss easy language fluently in 2 years
>>151671570Slavs b
AAAAH ME FOOKIN EYE LEAKED PICTURES DOCUMENTARY PLEASE BELIEVE ME AAAAAHHH BACK OF ME EYE FOOKIN HURTS AAAAAAHHHH KEKEKKEKKEKE
>>151671582I don't even get what the wwe idea is he won't look good next to bodybuilders and I don't see them paying him lesnar/ronda money either
>>151671689wowzers!
Aspibros... it's not looking good
>>151671584Kek
why does tom think hed be a good boxerclown doesn't even tuck his chin into his lead shoulder lol
ZeusOdinTom Aspinall
Galactic wigger
>>151671714I heard it bowlf ways b.
>>151671720Zeus was a furry and odin was a bitch ass nigguh hittem on the head with a water bottul
Tommy boy tanked that shit upon further review
>>151671736So?
>>151671730>1:16:20How many ad reads does it take
Please, please stop this narrative that Tom quit at 321. Please b. - Brendan Schaub
To be absolutely fair to Aspinall, if this niggu just comes out and says YES I QUIT, he would x10 his following. No cap.
>>151671743Them Ram TRX don't pay for their self bubba
>>151671691Sure, i wonder where i got the idea that you're an illiterate subhuman that keeps losing money on gambling just like every single other illiterate subhuman.
>>151671756Mad bitch.
VäinämöinenLemminkäinenGane
5 percent pleasure 15 percent paneand one hunnit percent reason to remember the gane
Menninkäinen Tonttu Gane
SunakStarmerAspinall
ok ill bite... who the fook is that guy?
>>151671679Based
Get a job clozapig.
>>151671756probably cause you're here every day and mistake me for a germ, plus subhuman projection stemming out of self-hate
Can someone recap the mighty guru pod
>>151671802he poked out his own eyes to show solidarity with Tom
For me it’s divine divinity
>>151671802Just listen to a recording of a fat person eating. Pretty much that
>>151671814OF?
>>151671790A lot of your "people" didn't make it to germany, farthest they went is 6 feet under my backyard. I had to cancel my friday night party - Smash a Syrians head with Sledgehammer due to shortage of living syrians.
DivineParkin
the GOAT already settled the debate
>ynr umar nurmagomidaf
fresh meat for Petr Yan
Why can't Gane just not cheat in fights though?
>>151671938>All is fair in love and warhope this makes sense!
>>151671957Gane loves men?
Tom had the same energy wearing that bandage on his eye like a bozo as me faking my stomach hurt so I can go home from school as a kid
Does watching mmaguru give non anglos mutt's law by proxy
Wait why isn’t Gane champion?
>>151671750yeah, i've said this a few times nowif aspinall was fighting a bum and got poked the exact same way, he would have continuedhe was scared of losing because gane was outclassing himwith all due respect, it's understandable why he took the tactical retreat, but to exaggerate the damage after the fact in order to drum up social approval is fuckedjust admit you were playing it safe>he was knuckle deep in my eyes mate i was blind i couldn't seethat's just not true
>>151671979He would’ve got stopped because he couldn’t see. “Quitting” was his only option.
>>151671975I need Pav to heem Jailton
>>151671992he could see
Someone said in the gamethread that hamdy is a successful restaurateur in egypt kind of like a fat nafri volk might not be the last we see of the hammeister
Who said you can't meet your wife in Miami
>>151672001How do you know that?
>>151672015intuition from watching fights for 6+ yearsmany fighters have endured much worse
>>151672001He would’ve fought if he could’ve seen. He was clearly angry, you think he wants to end the fight like that?
>>151672020>you think he wants to end the fight like that?after getting outstruck for 4 minutes, yes
>>151672018Show me someone else getting double eye poked simultaneously and continuing to fight
you guys need to chill i cant do 3-4 months of this before the rematch
>>151672025It was tit for tat and Gane was doing well. You think Tom Aspinall would quit because of a couple decent jabs? He was smiling and enjoying the fight up to the eye poke.
Guys wrap up all discussions a fat curryleaf used his intuition
>>151672039coping britbongwait for the rematch
Intuition? that shit for women
>>151672047And what will Gane do exactly? Outstrike Tom for 5 rounds without getting dropped? Lol. Eye pokes are his only chance at claiming a moral victory.
>>151672037There will be no rematch because Gane will lose his fight against the contender he must face for that shameful display
>>151672038He looked up at the clock 2 minutes in
>>151664918I had a super vivid dream that one of my high school friends died and my reaction was "dibs on his stuff". I woke up and couldn't tell if it had happened or if it was dream.
*honk*
British Champions?
>me name's andy aspinall and me son is a retard
18 days until Slamdaddy fights
Tom could've been instantly forgiven if he cut a post fight WWE style heel turn promo. Gooby legitimately broke his leg and was talking shit to Dustin immediately. Levels.
>>151672138Damn he really looks like a corner shop shelf stacker here
>>151672176
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Tomala received a botched bottom surgery
Why does every single actual fighter on the planet think Tom is a complete bitch? Don't they know his heckin eye got pokey wokeyed!!!
Definitely sells dodgy vapes and alcohol to underage kids. Stinks of weed and kebab grease.
>>151672211Shut yo mouth. Bitch
>>151672226Stop sign post
>>151672018>6+ yearsFucking cazzoid
>>151672283>>151672292KWAB!!!!
>>151672283huge story loss
>>151672224Ugly, ugly freak. I’m afraid.
>>151672283>>151672292What the hell?
>>151672247Il sign these knuckles in that bald bitch head of yours
>>151672306Monitor!
>>151672306We don’t sign our posts here
>>151672224Sexy Sweaty Daddy...Can tell he's extra rough in bed and gives you extra chokey...
I sign my posts here. :-(
Tom Aspinall gave the performance of a lifetime for the desert doctors
>>151672385It was all a scam so Tomala could con the oil docotors into giving xer a free BBL
>>151672038he's a flurry babby. when he realized he couldn't fluke it in one minute against Gane he crumbled
Your mom shames (you) day and night for not being like that man in the turned off monitor (me)
>>151672439You know you’re doing good when you have all the right enemies. Tom Aspinall is a soldier of GOD.
>>151671975bcuz gane threw the fight
265 is the new 125, cut those divisions and we're back, fat people are choosing better career paths
>>151672439Literal fucking who?
>>151672439Jon Jones has fought 3 times in 5 years. That’s one fight every 20 months.
>>151672439Bro has been spittin' for days. I don't like the kid but he gets gurucels really mad which I respect
>>151672377Monitor bro
aah me FOOKIN vulva
>>151672495Tomala ducked Jondaddy. do you think it’s a coincidence xhe only booked a fight after Jon’s retirement?
Slamdaddy in 18 days after JDM is done porking his bacon bussy and paralyses him by giving him sepsis with his Aussie cum blast into his dagistani mountain cheeks I lament
>>151672542>trying to take heat off tomala "i quit" aidspinall
>>151672552Everything I said was factual sadly
>>151672542baffling how anyone thinks JDM has a chance. he has one good win
ME PEEPERS
>>151672542"Fuck you bitch how you drive?"
>>151672567He’s blessed with an anti muslim curse
>>151672561Only the part about our Slamdaddy being a sexy daddy. Us pink piggies are so weak and pathetic
>>151672588Sadly this won’t work at 170 and slamdaddy will be porked, gaped, filled with JDM dummies and thrown away like a 2 dollar whore
I'm surprised so many fighter current and former are calling out aidspinall desu, but it's a pleasant surprise. Never thought Anthony Smith of all people would be on the right side of this issueFight fairy really disappointed me though, the way she was yapping about people being "insecure" if they disagreed with her also rubbed me the wrong way and it's not the first time. Psychology and new age babble really doesn't help either. Bitch better clean up her act or I'm not watching her shit anymore
Based Craig Jones just called all dagis faggots. Our response islamsisters?https://youtu.be/BxGnt-pjFB4?si=PuIMyOZfMflInpGo
AAAAAAH ME EYE ME FOOKEN EYE I CANT SEE WHOT DOFOOK MATE WHY YEE BOOWIN ME LADS OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS I SWEAR
>>151672599Pink porkoids are pathetic in every division I’m afraid
>>151672608AAAAAACKKKKKKKK
>>151672616"BOOOOO"
>>151672567It's a miracle he became a champ>Belal pulls out of a fight against Shavkat>Shavkat is sick of sitting on sidelines and wants to fight anyone UFC give him>Wins against Garry but gets injured>Shavkat is out>Can't give Garry a title fight off a loss>JDM wins because Belal fought like a retardIt's just shocking how lucky Islam gets all the time. From Oliveira and Arman pulling out to now this he's p4p luckiest figher ever
Rapedstralia sadly
LMAO
>>151672647Those were unlucky for Islam. Rematches against guys he already beat that would’ve added to his legacy
>Khabib 4.8 inchesIt’s over
>>151672661Sure thing bud, THE Moicano is a much harder fight than Tsarukyan.
>>151672666It never even began
>>151672672Are you retarded? Tsarukyan is a much better win
Australian daddies love pumping and breeding their dagifleshlights
>>151672682Holy retard
>>151672685Islam LITERALLY sent this gnome to the kitchen
>>151672687See >>151672330
>>151672647then when he beats JDM we'll be hearing how it's an amazing win
>>151672700>retard just keeps digging his retard grave deeper and deeperMonitor kid
Poor poor Rapedslam....
>>151672606arent her takes usually ice cold and reddit coded??
Slamdaddy is a real champion who takes on the toughest challenges
>>151672729I have no idea why Topuria turned it down, he would've KO'd Tsarukyan easily
Slampiggy is a good leg locking slut xhe just doesn't want Daddynovski to pull out under ANY circumstances
>>151672737he didn't turn it down because the UFC never offered it
>>151672737MicroClitia Topiglet doesn’t fight non-geriatrics I’m afraid
>>151672763>>151672743>>151672729>>151672717Revved bitch
They've put Quillan in a skin suit
>>151672769demented deformed disgusting disfigured balding piglet freak
Bros?
mma
>>151671012will you chin the policeman when he takes you to the oтдeлeниe to sit you down on a bottle?
>>151672790
>>151672794both would beat JDM btw
>>151672752He did turn it down verbally, he litarally said that he'd rather vacate the belt than fight Arman. Some real pussy ass shit
Aspinall has ridden the cuck cart twice out of the octagon. Chills!
which MMA fighter could successfully rape you ?
>>151672817Wow so wholesome
>>151672825All of them
I like how ginger retard spent YEARS sperging out about fighters not being "warriors" while having no skin in the game but the second a fighter he's invested in pulls a bitch move he a does a complete 180 and comes out with delusional coping and acts all surprised why everyone's clowning on Aspinall. Oh well what can you expect from that retarded ginger faggot
>>151672811>he litarally said that he'd rather vacate the belt than fight Armanyou're retarded if you really believe that, it's the most obvious ragebait ever. the only reason he could say it so confidently is because he knew the UFC wouldn't give arman a title shot
>>151672854I don't give a fuck if he was ragebaiting or not, that 100% can be interpreted as ducking and it was retarded for him to say that
>>151672790Assburger: bloggbusser vlog and immense crying days later Gane: apologizes and jokes in the press conference because "laughing is good"Levels.
>>151672796I'll chin anyone foolish enough to cross me
>>151672871He's so ahead of the game it's not even funny. Absolute levels
>>151672825Dustin PorierUmar NurmagomedovThat's it
>>151672854Topiglet oinked for Armdaddy to strip off xer chastity belt I’m afraid
>>151672825None, not a single one of those mental retards could make it through my booby trapped house or avoid alerting me to their presence before I have a chance to pop a cap in they ass
heem on my diiiiick biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Can we talk about how overhyped Pantoja is? We went life and death with Erceg who went up and almost got finished by some random bum at bantamweight. Pantoja is literally shaking at the thought of going up and fighting Merab, refuses to even entertain the possibility. What a bum.Also, fuck every redditor pussy ass faggot retard bitching and moaning about fighters expressing their desire to go for multiple belts. Having people like Chimaev, Topuria and Makhachev is better than pussy ass faggots like Merab and Pantoja who literally beat everyone but refuse to go up. Nigga you beat everyone and the division and it's completely dead, move up ffs
>>151673085Oh my bad, Pantoja actually beat THE Kai Asakura
Kids just not a fighter
>>151672653>Volkanovski loses to Islam twice>JDM beats Belal, a Palestinian-American wrestler, once >"I've figured out the Dagestanis"What did he mean by this?
>>151666883serial cheater
>>151673213Volk beat Islam once and neutralised his grappling
>>151666883If you go through this slowly, yeah this fucking guy is shameless.
*Gane
Michael Gane and Oscar winner Thomas "Tom" Aspinall
deadsport
>>151665201what are we supposed to be seeing here?
>>151672763Hey I stickied it in the cord. Slamdaddy wants to fight Ilia now at 170 after jdm. He just told Okamoto. Don't ask me why he want but we must get behind him and for to hype. We don't want to make Arman seem scarier than Islam so we no longer bring him up. Peace be with you brazza.
Gane was better on the feet for sure, but also his takedown defense revolved around eye gouges, so it's hard to say if he actually would have won if he wasn't cheating nonstop. But to be fair, I think Gane was taking this fight more seriously; I don't feel like tom trained hard enough. But now with all the Tom shaming and people giving Gane a pass for his constant cheating, Tom is gonna have a major psychological advantage, and I think that's a pretty dangerous advantage to have. If I were tom, I'd be determined to put my opponent in a coma. What psychological edge does gane gain from this? Nothing really.
*refuses to continue into the next thread* stop fawkin bewin
