>Tuesday, Oct 28, 202518:30 Lecce - Napoli20:45 Atalanta - AC Bbilan>Wednesday, Oct 29, 202518:30 Como - Hellas Verona FC18:30 Juventus - Udinese18:30 AS Roma - Parma20:45 Bologna - Torino20:45 FC Genoa - Cremonese20:45 Inter - Fiorentina>Thursday, Oct 30, 202518:30 Cagliari - US Sassuolo20:45 Pisa - S.S. LazioReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, run over oldfags and stay russipilled
>>151673915Cute OP!
negru
Denis thread
>Meeting between Spalletti and Comolli has taken place: the final decision between today and tomorrow.DT Modesto has also met with Palladino: no further discussions with Mancini. [SkySborr]Completely functional sporting society
>>151673970>between today and tomorrowIs he going to wait to see how grim we are against Poodinese lmao
nihao
Can Jorko coach yet?
Well well well...
>>151673970I'm still confused by Spalletti being in the discussion, he's declared over and over that after Napoli he was ready for retirement and accepted the NT job because it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...and now he's ready to go to Juventus?
Not calcio related
>>151674373Maybe he's just like Dick Advocaat, he's announced his retirement about 15 times by now and keeps getting dragged back in
>>151674373>Spalletti being a snake that can't be trustedNo way, I'm shocked!
Gaspar looks a little bit like lebron
>EXCL first meeting between comolli and spalletti consider "positive". Surprisingly not much discussion about calcio or Juventus, instead the two spent most of the meeting discussing the political implications of the Darien scheme and the Glasgow smile
>>151673970Thankfully we're in the middle of a very very long international break, they don't need to rush things :)
They just mentioned craniometry in the final debate kekDon't even need to explain how this is obviously related to calcio
>>151674625This is related to calcio because she strongly looks like Serie A legend Patrick Shick
Craniometry of Luciano Spalletti: Tuscan Dinaroid/Taurid, which speaks volumes about the region's ethnic composition. Specifically, Dinaroid-Mediterranean with robust features, no exotic features (but bronze-colored skin)
>Rush, offense, Blackwell Fields
Post your Spalletti GitHub repository to clone!
Wtf is Conte doing lads?
>Radja Nainggolan: "Roberto Martinez is a poor coach. A good coach is someone who gives a team an idea. With Martinez, Belgium never had a clue. We never really had a style of play. We had no patterns, no attacking runs in the box. I believe Belgium could have won trophies if we had a better coach." Vgh, what a player he was
Roberto Mancinez
>>151674366>GL/PvdA
How much GL and PvdA will Shoulderlets's Juventus generate matchly?
OH NONONONONONO
>GL/PvdA
>>151674786>major tournament happens>key players either ded or returning from the grave
Golazo Camerda
bbilan dna
>BALD
I hope he doesn't lose any hair over this
why would lecce a team who want to stay up give the penalty to a random loanee just because milan decreed so?
>>151674956The bbilan futuro project is a bust so bbilan pays a lot of money for loanee-clubs to play there players and has big bonus structures
>>151674956As part of the loan agreement Everytime baldmarda scores bbilan pay lecce 1 million fantacazzo credits
That was never a pen in a million years, fuck me every league I watch the refs turn out to be absolute utter mongs.
Somehow they'll blame camarda missing the penalty on allegri
>un sapore che ti puglia
Vampire Survivors' Balatro update is up, alongside more Castlevania content and online co-op
Golazo Camerdazo
Which player is Spalletti going to fight with? Yildiz? Vlahovic?
強き者、強き運命。弱き者、弱き運命
>>151675390LocatelliPerinCambiasoIn that order
Dull game
This napoli team is actually fucking abominable, I'm actually surprised they're first even knowing serie ass' standards
>>151675458Blame Camerdinho
>>151675566>Ahanor as a CBWtf
Silvio Bernasconi
thanailakis is the greek commentator for atalanta-milan game its gonna be kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4tNmbbb6pA
let's go milan chads
RRRRRRIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIII
wtf is Modrić starting every game for Milan, i though he was just a jolly dalla panchina
Any /seriea/ pintmen?
Luciano Spalletti and Juventus have reached an agreement based on a contract until June 2026 with an option for renewal if they qualify for the next edition of the Champions League. In the club's planning, Thursday could be the day for the presentation of the new coach.
>>151675673He is like 41 and still the best, most fit midfielder in Serie A somehow.Zoomers can't ball.
>>151675677/seriea/ is a water general and if they go out its never more than three beers
>>151675691>5 coaches recycled between the serie shit legacy teams for almost 15 years now, the absolute state of the absolute states
I see my boy hedgehogs scored, nice
What's with Santi always starting with Milan? Not that I'm a hater or anything, but he isn't even good enough to start on our National team, and our NT is fucking garbage
urge to get a sixpack of energy drinks and to play a ps2 jrpg until 5amExcept it would get boring as shit 15 minutes in and nothing is fun anymore
Vgh...
>>151675857He is the only one who can even play striker. The other guy is some ngubu called nkunku and he's even worse.
>>151675691>option for renewal if they qualify for the next edition of the Champions Leaguepathetic
:skull:
>>151675942lazio without a market tier squad
"Kelly (Bremer)" has me ded
>>151675903PS2 because you can't afford a modern console? Hahahahahah
>>151676034or just nostalgiafagging
ADEMOLAAAAAAAAAAA
Well well well, would you Lookman at that
great lazer eyes from my nan
based lookman
feck
>>151676034he is a weeb who didnt buy the original xbox because of peer pressure >"muh playstations has more games">proceeds to buy/rent/pirate the yearly added slop like fifa nba live and fps crap etc because only those were avaialable in the pre internet era
>>151675940they won't qualify so no buciano next season
i didnt know we had calcio already
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/python-foundation-rejects-1-5-million-grant-over-trump-admins-anti-dei-rules/Wtf, Python was woke all along!??!?Related to calcio because python scripts are used to decide who gets penalties every weekend.
Why am I watching this boring matchImagine if Saelemakers could shoot, pass or cross - then he'd be slightly above average
>>151676198Reaching a bit much there. I had great vidya taste as a little shit.
/seriea/ consensus on pierced nipples?
>>151675989EXTREMELY high meme potential
>>151676348name a ps2 game that you played that wasnt available in xbox besides tekken and gran turismo
>>151676358bars yesanything else no
>>151676372Shadow of the Colossus and God of War
>>151676300have you seen how fucking garbage this league is fra
>>151676372Xbox wasnt a thing in the balkans at all. Ps1 was super common even those first few years of the ps2.Most people had pc, me included.I actually got my ps2 somewhere around 2010.
I, every day, thank God for never having to look at a piece of Xbox hardware with my bare eyes
test test test
Xbox is a console? I thought it was a watercooler or smth?
xbox? it ain't got games
how did first half look?
>>151676575La Dea - Bbilan61% - 39%0.73 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.11
>>151676588classic allegri stats.
>>151676418thats why i said peer pressure xbox was right there on the shelf but you had to go get the obsolete jap machine with memory cards and grainy graphics
So without Loftus ass Cheeks and Rabiot we cannot build up any play and rely on long shots for goals. Noted.
>>151676387YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN Blinx: The Time Sweeperpanzer dragon orta
>Saladmaker
>>151676639Can't really complain when so high up on the table but; It's a really shitty team. Would absolutely end up at the bottom of the table in CL. Ajax, Benfica, Copenhagen, Olympiakos would beat current Milan 100%.
I've been enjoying baldur's gate 3 lately
>Allegrified Loftus center forwardInteresting
atalanta looks okay but more goals missing.
ref is giving bbilan easy fouls.
bring on kalamazoo sulemana nao
>>151676749Some things never change
>>151676722Vasilije please go all-in with gaming because starting from Thursday I think Luciano will take away your Steam account
fouled the gk.
How much per year for this trio?
Loftus is a beast the game has completely changed for the better since he came on
>>151676786I don't think you're allowed to call them beasts anymore these days
>Retroscena #Juventus, i giocatori non si sarebbero opposti all'esonero di #Tudor, ed avrebbero anzi dato il loro assenso, probabilmente per via di alcuni "screzi" avuti da Tudor soprattutto con lo "zoccolo duro" dei giocatori italiani della rosa, accusati di non essere in grado di trascinare il resto del gruppo nella giusta direzione.Italian shitters out of MY team
I thought Nkunku was supposed to be good? Why is he so useless?
>>151676797Grimbiaso is worse than Bibi and I am not even remotely scarstic about it
>>151676797enjoy french negrus instead>>151676809bibi who
Bibi Netanyatelli
modric few mistakes
Absolute sluper of a match
>>151676928/seriea/'s deepest lore
MAIGNAN
Rest of the evening plans??
wauv gud save
>>151676962Testing Gauntlet a bit more
milans roster is ass ngl
>>151676962
>>151677005some might say its cheeks
>>151677010Is it out on torrent?
juric problem is he cant attack. needs to be more straight forward.now they are passing multiple times to get a half chance maybe.
>>151677005they should just disband that foul negru club at this point desuand im saying this as a meelan customer
Carnesecchi reaction face
Why are we lobbing long balls to a 170 cm center forward
>>151677026big meme potential
>>151677016For nearly 2 months already
>>151677026Negative meme potential
>>151677021"We" literally have 1 shot on target which was a fluke deflection, this match could've been 900 minutes long and they wouldn't be able to create another goalscoring opportunity.I have football fatigue already.
Nkunku's pressing is horrid
1 point away at Bergamo I'll take it.we REALLY need Pulligoat and Rabiot back
Lucky
allegri calcio big oof
King Juric still #undefeated in serie ass
Sballet still hasn't lost this year
Sack this bus parking fraud alreadySick of the fat mexicanFofana sucks dickSalad sucks dickTomshit sucks dick and shitThis should be the line-up next matchDeW-Gabbia-PavloSalashit-Ricci-Modric-RLC-BartecrapLeao-Nkunku
>>151677201Gypsy ooooo ooo oooooooo
allnegru 3.0
Gonna take a football break until February or something. It's just too fucking boring to watch.
>>151677216terrone
Landucci >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assllegri
Luciano Spalletti will earn €3m plus bonuses, until June.
>>151677330>until June.Then he leaves right?
>>151677351Yes, and the Opendarc Raider will too
Battlefield RedSballet
Death Spalletting
New Locatelli Instagram story moment is up!
Awooga
cant wait for Spaletti's untergang in the Jj dressing room with him getting offended at Yildiz for some weird reason never playing him and spying in the bushes of Vlahovic' 100 million € mansion to make sure he is going to bed by 9 pm.
Miracolozzo Allegriano this match
>>151677005Uhmmmmmmmmmmm actually it's a 'dronissimo and le ebil alekre must win the scudetto by november or it's a fallimento ok goy nevermind that their least shit player is literally a 90 year old twinkazzo zingaro
sballeto to bbilanallnegru to jjust
That's the ketamine talking
He's already pissing himself, tick tock statpadder man your time is up soon
>>151677740lets take a look at the available alternatives
>>151677793https://www.transfermarkt.it/juventus-next-gen/kader/verein/41101/saison_id/2025/plus/1Pick any
>>151677740spalletti always picks a fight with a big player and freezes them out. totti, icardi etc.
>>151677740>>151677793One of these rates/rated Douglas Luiz
>>151677854Still better than Locatelli and I will never change my mind
George Bastoni
George Sticks
Sleep tight /seriea/, HUGE day tomorrow!
>>151677793um sorry chud based spalletti is gonna rape locatelli and start lobotka over him, the era of shitalian mediocrity is clearly over
>>151678227Looks a lot like Kane from C&C
Imagine getting spaletti as a manager yikes id rather have the fat croatian
>>151678272What makes you think he'd convert and coach Jj?
...I drive
>>151677016The move is ass. I both wanted to like it and had low expectations. Didn't need it to be good, just not suck. But it did. Don't bother with it.10 games in Juventus will play the same shit after Spaletti too.
Wtf
Stop noticing things!
matchday lmao
>>151679545Who's playing
>>151679559belgium vs greeceinternational breaks are grim
>>151679618Oh yeah, time to scout Karetsas and other Greek memes
>Stefano mangiapoco I believe it
>Spalletti to Juventus: Make any contract you want, I’m the one who has to prove on the field that I’m worthy. If I can’t, you have the right to sack me.This is the manager equivalent of being on a date with a gril and she casually mentions she tried to kill her ex
How much did Milan spend on Nkunku
Good morning!>Allegri: "Leao had a hip problem, he trained… Then at the end of the first half he wasn’t feeling great, I preferred to take him off anyway because the team needed fresh players. Rafa couldn’t sprint, I preferred to take him off. Gimenez is a knock" (dazn)Milan is collapsing. We need lewandowski in january
>Hall on the agenda approved in the City Council to encourage the use of bicycles by fans - Sala: "An opportunity to change fans' habits, especially since you can go to San Siro by bike, whereas it would have been difficult at San Donato"Im sorry and I dont want to be mean but this is not going to work in italy
>Veneto, the invasion of Brazilian immigrants. "19,000 citizenship applications by ius sanguinis, never seen anything like it."
>>151685449The future of calcio? Protegida.
>>151685449Did you see what went down in Rio de Janeiro yesterday/today?
Has a hip problem?More like a hip-hop problem
>over 100k subscribers on yt>over 20k monthly listeners on spotify>tracks with nearly 1m viewsSure whatever
>DICE paywalled the fucking radio in BF6LMAO
>looking up "music stats"
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1983451641258135750
>>151685706you just know Locatelli tops some irrelevant Spotify/Apple Music stats
Locatellibros how do we cope
>>151685440Ah this reminds me of the good ol' Virginia "mobilità muscolare" Raggi route. Just get to the Tor di Valle stadium by bike bro don't worry you're not getting ran over on via del Mare
>>151685611As if any of us would be able to listen to the radio with all the other sound effects going on (and how difficult it is to get into a vehicle kek)
>>151685858>Locatellibros>>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/ >>>/x/
>>151685858I feel like Locatelli isn't enough. He usually goes after important players in the locker room too, not just captains.IIRC Denisov or Jankulovski weren't captains.
>>151685904Also I dont think many italians own a bike (especially in the city). They rather have a scooter
>>151685858because of how shit the midfield is, Spalletti will play him anyway
New Dutch manager will be announced soon! Who can turn this sinking ship around? The team isn’t performing, the patterns of play just aren’t happening and the new signings from kanker marokko and afghan aren’t gelling with their teammates.
>Luciano #Spalletti ha detto alla #Juventus: "Fatemi il contratto che volete, sono io che devrò dimostrarvi sul campo che merito la conferma, se non sarò all'altezza è giusto che mi licenziate">t. [ @romeoagresti su @twotalkstv]Mo I don't know if it's true, but this bald man has my support
>>151686272>but this bald man has my supportRomeo or Luciano?
>>151686277Let's say both because Agresti doesn't bullshit as much as other journos usually
Whaat? Populism is failing? Wow I didnt know that. You are telling me this for the first time
Not calcio.
>>151685943We DO exist
>>151686362Maybe you're just a glowies bot
>>151686394Didn't i post the one with the euros kit in 2024 too?
>>151686428Yeye
>>151686394Remember what they took from you
/polsci/ idea technocalcioism
>>151685552wtf hue hues are total barbarians
What did I miss
>Il maestro's ppm wtf
>>151686592He fucked his best friend gf (based)
>Juventus, some of the players were in favor of Palladino's arrival [Reppublica]Quite literally dying of laughter
>>151686272>1 probably fabricated pr quote>bald man has my supportthis is why jj is in the state it is now>>151686291lets take a look at what the non populists achieved in the last 2 decades
>>151686592>>151686643He's fucking Emily Pallini, Ludwig's ex.Ludwig is the "rapper" that was invischied in the illegal betting platform.
Mexicans players are too pampered in their country and collapse mentally when facing competition and adversities in europe
Voted Baudet again
>>151686859>ask a fish what water is
>>151686952dishonest rat>>151686944voted whoevers pro dutch flemish confederacy again
>>151686976>nooo let me ignore all the positive things in my life*Blub*
You know remember Jose Angel Esmoris Tasende, also called Angeliño
>Thiago Motta was doing ok>Bremer gets injured>Complete Collapse>Thiago Motta sacked>Tudor Appointed>Tudor was doing ok>Bremer gets injured>Complete Collapse>Tusdor is sacked>Spaletti Appointed [You are here]>Spaletti was doing ok>Bremer gets injured>Complete Collapse>Spaletti is sacked>??? Appointed>??? was doing ok>Bremer gets injured>Complete Collapse>??? is sacked>???^{2} Appointed>...>...>...>...>...>>???^{N-1} was doing ok>Bremer gets injured>Complete Collapse>??? is sacked>???^{N} Appointed
Ah yes, because Bremer is a good player now
Voted for the gay man that makes the chuds seethe>>151687131Please understand, to a Dane a post like that feels like discovering fire
>>151687118The collapse comes from an impatient management. Motta was doing great with the players he had
>>151687171Good. Hopefully Comolli centralizes more and more power and keeps making retarded signings like openda, david and spaletti which will further sink Jj below Como, Lazio and Roma.Giuntolli was unironically the good guy. ADL and Conte performed a masterpiece 8D schizo move by making Jj sack him simply by making Conte appear to maybe join Jj if they did so. This nuked any chance of a coherent and competent sporting project at Jj for next decade at least.
>>151687213ADL learned from the IDF, Elkann from Hamas
Ehud barak to jJ (as sporting director)
>>151686592not the first time he fucked someone's gf>92kwab
>Martinez was driving a chink SUVDamn couldn't he afford anything better, I feel bad for the old fart. Imagine getting ran over by a chink shitbox
>having sutalo as your literal poster boyOh my days
>even knowing what a sutalo is
TSUUUUtalo
>>151687637Haha what international break are these silly gooses talking about
>>151687637sus itch and ballerina...forgotten...
>>151687637>pongracic>elricgrimmest grim
Expected starting XI v Udinese (Openda will start over David)
>(Openda will start over David)
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>>151687922ywonaywbh
>>151687922Stray? Extremely comfy plat
>>151686930He faked an injury yesterday
>JUST IN: Spalletti arrival in Turin will be delayed by a few hours due to his attendance at a funeral. He might not make it in time for Juve Udinese.The funeral? Jj's
Celtic are being linked with Robbie Keane as the next manager. Won titles in two countries with similar quality leagues to ours. The fans I've read all against it because one of his jobs was in Israel and he had the temerity not to resign immediately after Oct 7th in solidarity with Hamas. I really don't know when this Pally obsession began amongst "my people" but I really do wish they'd crawl under a rock and expire.>>151687637Modric and Perisic will be playing for Croatia well into the 2050s.
>>151687969This is a tremendous picture. I'm going to go out on a limb and say a top 5 /seriea/ masterpiece (nothing will ever top SCOSSA)
>>151687969Quality edit
>>151687960>Extremely comfy platCompleting that Zurk pursuit without being caught was anything but comfy.
Comfy sky, we're back in our hot chocolate with a swirl of rum era now
>zirk pursuit Foreshadowing serie ass next transfer market
>>151688168I lucked out hard I guess, got it on my 2nd try lol
Why the fuck did you have to remind me of Zirkzegru's existanceHickey when
>>151688267has hickey stopped being perma ded yet
>>151688281Do we care, look at our current squad lmao
>>151688267You literally share a country with specimens like this, go and exchange hickeys with them or smth
>>151688300Hickeys are considered a sign of bimbominkiaggine in our lawless country...
Di Gregorio Kalulu Gatti Kelly McKennie Locatelli Koopmeiners Cambiaso Yildiz Vlahovic Openda
>>151688330Kelly (Bremer)
imagine playing today, of all days
>>151687726this
>missing out on the Excelsior derby
>>151688289>sneedgrova-milik-kerk>pogba-miretti-kurpmeiners>hickey-cabal-bremerd-scogliojj formerly alive
>>151688480Why is Cuesta fielding an injured fullback
>>151688464>sack Tudor>journos are suddenly completely clueless about the starting 11mhmmmm
>>151688464>floyd/kalunegru out deanyboy huisen in>onegru out soufle inkys grimtoli
>>151687637sutalo is okay tho
>sutalo is okay tho
>>151688464Where is Lennon Miller?!
sutalo would improve jj
>>151688464what in the goddamn fuck is this>>151688531Too white
>>151688536armenian genocide denier outfit
he cute
>Milan owner Cardinale attracted criticism from Cagliari President Giulini after claiming in a recent interview that “In the United States, no one wants to see Cagliari against Lecce, and that’s a problem. Competition is the essence of sport, but it’s not rewarded financially.”>Giulini replied to Cardinale with a post on X social media: “Dear Cardinale, it’s easy to say that nobody cares about Cagliari-Lecce when one only knows Sardinia as a tourist,” said the Rossoblu president.
Cute Brambilla footage is up
>injuried yildiz playingthis can't go wrong can it
Last 2 digits is when Gatti does his chapel
>Perkelenkamp I now remember Aj*x - Juve from 3 years ago
Great header from Kelly
>30 seconds to kill Fergusonkek
We can move around the ball THIS quickly?!
Opendarc Raider with the pre-foul ball :)
diving little zingaro
DVSAN
What crimes against humanity did blud witness to end up with a look in his eyes like this?
BRAMBILLA ERA.
BRAMBILLABALL
Not gonna lie, when he did that lil jump I thought about the worse...
>no goals for like 3 weeks>1 goal in the first 4 minutes with BrambillaballI KNEEL
>all this enthousiasm>zingaro celebrating even the smallest thingsThis team hated Turdor so much lol
>>151688993Igor Tudor’s Juventus
forgot they signed bailey
>>151689014Grim
>ferguson dedwew
Did zingaro play with the iverson sleeve last game?
Opendarc Raider will end the game with 1 goal and 1 assist.
watching roma instead of the minnows on their 5th aimless ocnsecutive season
>lele fiano told fuori by nazi operaios in venice Wtf i thought venice was civilized che vergogna
Openda could fuel the entire Italian vehicular system with how much he hated that zingaro
>counter attacks, one-twos, multiple players making runs into the boxTake Tudor to court over that wage he’s “owed”
Just saw Gnostic do something useful that wasn't a cross
OPENDA'S (disallowed) ASSIST
>extra crunchy fagottini
Lloydston McKelly
>>151689097Everyone is playing decently lmao
Tudor must have threatened Openda to a rubber plantation in the first training, no player has ever played against a manager like that in history
>>151689119
inescapable
>>151689140Just giggled in the polling station
>>151689140Omega kek instant classic
What's for dinner /seriea/?
The Udinese kit colour looks too much like the Chiral Gold colour you unlock in DS
>>151689159Made a quiche lorraine and have some tomato soup in the fridge to go with it.You?
Kostic can move like THAT?!
>>151689159Expired lidl fondue with lidl baguette and white wine
>kelly beats 2 men and dribbles out of pressure to play a forward pass>vlahovic spins his man instead of falling down and losing possession what the fuuuuck
Kalulu RWB for 3 months
Is brambilla motta-adjacent or is he more allegrian?
>>151689188Intrasting.I got some chicken breast and mushrooms. Too lazy to go out and buy some cooking cream, might just dip it in mustard and stir-fry everything together>>151689213Love me lidl baguettes.
Zingaro I kneel
Gnostic just fractured 3 of that guy's pine disks
Kostic is about to re-unify Jugoslavia all by himself
cam on apudinese
Openda has infinite IQ
Aaaaaaaaaaand would you look at that, judgind by the comments le epic bramBVLLa solved soccer which le ebil tudor had ruined, just like le epic tudor solved soccer which le ebil motta had ruined (fielding vlahoGOD instead of random abomini is a colpaccio tattico in shitaly)
Openda makes me more angry than seeing a woman that is ugly tbqh
For me, it's not playing kalunegru as wingback
All women are beautiful
Brambilla wins serie ass with verona next seasont. knovver
>Exclusive SI - The VAR under the scrutiny of the Federal Prosecutor's Office. In Lissone, during Serie A matches, members (substitute or collaborator) of the Prosecutor's Office are present to oversee the work of the VAR officials.
POST BAILEY WEBM THIS INSTANT
>>151689307I can't read this, take your meds
BREHS
How the FUCK
bailey really is something special
was tudor keeping kostic's wife hostage or what?
Soule (DNA) gole
Kostic's body has been possessed by Belgio #1 (forma de anfetamines y morder sopra el orechios)
its offside
watch this get overturned while milans didnt
*is fixed*
or they'll just invent an imaginary handball instead if that fails
absolute joke of a league
If he was Brazilian his name would be tudoraldo
Locatelli did his thing
shrimpazo
Whos kurp?
first basic then shrimpy which meme player to score against juve next
Zaniolo scored? Surely they mean zanoli
Piotrowski looks like somebody who'd post on /k/
>>151689447Not even the deepest cellars of the Barilla plant have this much spaghetti in them
Josip Martinez could have hit Locatelli with his car and everyone would have been happy but he chose some old dude instead
CAM ON SBALLETDo your anti-captain thing
>>151689469Just taking the armband from him is too little, even a contract termination would make me happier than needing to watch the shitter he is until a team is stupîd enough to buy him
*slides chirally*
>>151689487
Nothing is as dangerous as a player on my fanta bench
>>151689447LA ZOZZONNA
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/10/man-accidentally-gets-leech-up-his-nose-it-took-20-days-to-figure-it-out/Man accidentally gets leech up his nose. It took 20 days to figure it out.
I want to be Zaniolo's step-dad so bad.
>this is offside even though Suzuki's line of sight is blocked by Parma players and not by Celik >but Milan goals against Pisa were okayReally makes you think
>bailey subbed outbig oof
Nervy start to the 2nd half
>>151689621subbed because of missed chance he is not recovering from this....gasparcini is losing it
>>151689621Ferguson also got subbed out Is he injured as well?Is it Gasperinis bees?You know who rarely got injured?Shomurodov>>151689447Allegri somehow
The Marmot is doing everything in his power to forbid Openda from scoring
>opendastrobot
>Saints Rowcatelli
Bayonetta
>locatelli
kek what the hell is openda doing
SCHIZOpenda
Opendeadcells looking where he'll pass the ball before giving it challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Why the fuck do Brambilla's assistants look exactly like him but in different flavours?
Starfieldelli needs to end up in ashes
>suzuki masterclass
Good shot and decision by zingaro
wonder how they will disallow this one
would have coomed a cruisemissile if that went in
>>151689778the bbioli special
Openda is about to score. Lock in to your screen, it's time.
waiting for inter game
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS
>black jap gk
gud header
GATTONE GATTONEGATTONE
The Kelly parnership fueled him!
Based Gatti
>shitter teams without any aim in the season losing an even game to a set piece a serie ass staple
I would really appreciate if Cloacatelli didn't throw away every single ball he touches
slugatelli
Saved
Did we hire Sniper Wolf overnight? Why are all Apudinese players dying
Don't worry guys the 26 year old wonder kid who definitely isn't a flop will surely win the game
>>151689935gonna have to be more specific
Giuntoli almost spent 20m for Goglichidze
Yeah David is unsaveable
He's up
I always carried the assumption that Openda and David were good players who just played in league I never watched but after seeing them both play for Juve, I can say with ease that they're both giga shitters
>>151689996jury might still be out on openda
>>151689996comolli is ligue 1 maestro trust
>>151690013GIGA SHITTER but can run fast
>>151689996heh... my ngubus... just need more time...
DONKEY
I think David needs to score within the next 4 minutes
DOVYK DID A THING
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It's time.
I wouldn't go to Sudan
