Loser edition
Tommy hurt his eyeHurt his eyeTommy hurt his eyeNanaananaananaanana
What has finland offered the world?
>>151685810I want to apologise and congratulate the great country of Sweden for the great invention of naming things in Latin
>>151685819Noita and Sam Lakewhich is worth more than anything your revolting shithole shat out
>>151685819The Dudesons, Hydraulic Press Channel, that black thing that looks like poo and they eat as a desert, Rally and I think thats it
Scandinavian countries have as much relevance as african countries
>>151685819A willing frontline against the eastern menace thank you very much>>151685820We can never be grateful enough to sweden
>>151685824Yes keep attacking my nation in my language lmao, colonised. You should worship the anglo.
Being a coward is in Tomala's british genes i fear....
>>151685827How long are they finna fix that post office in helsinki
I asked grok for my country's inventions and it told me to fuck off. Wtf man
>>151685819L E V E L
Let's all speak our own languages for a day
I asked grok if Indians are stronger than brits and it showed me this video . Wtf man
>>151685842Slavery mostly I should think. And eggs in tomato sauce with chilli's. That's something to be proud of right? Lmao
>>151685842That's not cool b i love cheb khaled
>>151685848Maybe that's why we colonised their entire nation lmao
>>151685855This is what real colonization looks like
Nigga fuming so much he wants to talmbout history and how we can all learn two plus languages and he can't
>>151685842Maybe your people would go around inventing stuff if they didnt have to struggle everyday with the fact and conditioning behind settling on a literal desert where no life is expected to thrive
A few drunken british men stolen off the streets and stuck on a ship, given a musket and told to conquer the world. And they just got on with it. This is who you're dealing with, that's who Tom Aspinall is. You guys wouldn't get it, you know, coming from irrelevant nations and all.
>>151685866There's a fit slovenian whore around here but idk might get an std. Crazy amount of slovenian whores though. Nice of them to offer their services, probably get railed by pakis though.
>>151685867You cant claim Slovene is an actual language and not something they made up and play along like pig latin
>>151685869The mediterranean is where european culture was fermented until the romans
Oh dear oh dear xhe isn't taking Tomala's loss well at all.....
Polish failure Tom Aspinall I'm afraid
>>151685880>The earliest written records date to the 10th or 11th century in theFreising Fragments>The modern literary standard was codified in the 19th centuryStones and glass houses bappa I'm not gonna touch that one we don't have written history until sweden brought it over in like 1300, slavs always argue over which slav is the true slav
>>151685894Jeet
>>151685885Yes and there was a time where you could grow crops instead of worries in the fertile crescent. If the land youre living in has lizards hurrying up to not burn their lizard feet, because its scorching hot sand and nothing else, then maybe its not very human friendly
Slaves are absolutely subhumans, imagine your race literally being called slave lmao. The women are such whores too. Grim grim grim.
>>151685910What country did you live in before you moved to the home of UFC champion Tom Aspainal?
Only European nations that matter through history are France, Britain, Germany, Italy. That's it. The rest can vanish and europe would be a better place.
>>151685909Fair point I submit and register my concession
>>151685866Hilarious that the average bong could zeem you in a single punch and there would be nothing you could do about it.
>>151685899>We're the true slaves>no, we're the true slaves!, there we said it in the 10th centuryMarek Hamsik, hot women and skiing great culture there
>>151685837cowards are actually the most dangerous people when they decide to become violent
>complete meltdownOh my....
>>151685915You are descended from Nordics and aspinall definitely is, kiss the ring Sanjay and call us daddy (no homo)
Every day I thank the higher power for making me white with good genes. If I was anything less, I'd have killed myself.
>>151685810LEAVE HIM ALONE. WE'RE TEAM TOM HERE.
Hey what did Clozapig say to Jon Jones?>p-please let me suck that massive BBC daddy, i'll even wear a dress and put on makeup so that the meanie youtuber won't accuse you of being gay.
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
>>151685935Being born Brahim must be so relieving where youre from
Tomcels are resorting to talking about homosexuality and giving history lessons, surely they are not seething that their champion is a big fat bitch and a scam
>>151685941Poor poor Pigru...Gane shattered his already broken little walnut of a brain
Just found out Marek Hamsik's sister, probably a hot Slovene lady, a handball player that is, is married with this Uruguayan balding manletSLOVENIA, YES. Should I go there? I know nothing about slavery though
>>151685958>championFactually incorrect i fear....
>>151685958among other things
>>151685855Unfortunately you're literally being colonized by them as we speak lol
WE are coming for everything
>>151685876you sound like youre getting mad b. dont let them see you sweat. remain steadfast and strong.
>>151685960A handball skirt probably has an exquisite physique if you know what I mean (very sexy lady)
>>151685957Truly to be born with strong European genes is something you can only imagine!
mein peoples bin slaves since at least the 10th century thats gonna be my first line picking up Slovenes women, I heard they like it>>151685974I do know what you mean and I find that to be very intriguing. I'm taking the first boat to Slovenia after I finnish my current job
>>151685967>berghainIsn't that the most famous poof bar in berlin wadder we doin' here
>>151685924WTF IS THIS REAL CHAT
Purebreed dogs are all messed up. Messed up hips, messed up brains and tumours and suchCrossbreeds they'll live for years even with a broken jaw, I've seen it with my own two eyesRace mixing 1 - 0 Decadent european genes
Fuckin things jaw was wiggling all over the place everytime he walked somewhere still he lived for like 14 years eating nothing but ground beef
>>151685993Do people often have to live for years with broken jaws in your country?
>>151686005He's talmbout a dog you silly fewl ov a ting yh
>>151686005KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
They hate to see a young wigga shining
i stand with ingerland. i stood with him against the clozapedo and i'll stand with him against the ganecels. DONT LET EM BULLY YOU DAD
>>151686019Poor choice
Word on the cord is that cyril gane has been sacked this morning from managing the 4th french division team Roche-sur-yon in Fifa carrer mode
>>151686022there is literally nothing wrong with being indianyou can call tom a quitter, bitch, coward, pussy, homo, etc all you want but lets not bring xenophobia into it
are you nerds still here lol
>>151685926Imagine coming from a country where your biggest source of national pride is how many lakes you have lol
Schaub 2017-2023 run was generational ngl ong
How many pull up can you jeet fatties do?
>>151686076im sudanese actually
tardspinall
>>151686022Imagine being eye poked by an Indian
>>151686076strict form, maybe 15limited ROM form, 30
Does islam still play cs ?
Jamahal hill is the typa nigga to wear a "insert cheesy bread" shirt fucking goofy ass nigga.
If I was Gane I would have simply shot Tom with a gun.
gane is the type of niggu to poke his opponent in the eyes cuz he just wants to go home
Gane was on the ropes so he poked his eyes. He knew he was losing.
Gane is not a nigga he may be half black but he aint no nigga.
I thought Gane's wife was his sister.
yer sister is yer woife, and she's still a towel
Gane doesnt have a sister or a wife he only has himself and thats all he needs.
Gane the type of guy to see that his opponent did not prepare mentally or physically for the fight and offer him an easy way out via eye poke. And Gane is also the type of nigga to win the story anyway
>>151686168Only because mma fans are retarded no fear hoodie wearing, camo cargo short loving toothless spastics
Gane that milk before cereal kinda guy
>>151686176get it off yo chess playa
Ganegro
I never tell people I like mma because don't want to be associated with the likes of you lot. I'm a respectable individual. Can't be seen with low class 90IQ blue collar workers.
>>151686183Many are saying this
>>151686185Workers?
I would like to know why french women are so obsessed with subsaharan men
Conor McGregor the type of nigga to attach a 4 KG dumbbell to his erect penis, take a photo that clearly shows his face and send it to a middling african american one-hit-wonder who has a history of mental illness and undiagnosed schizophrenia
>>151686189People like him are funded entirely by the state
>>151686176Maybe in England no one wears that crap anymore.
>>151686194I bet you and your greasy haired friends shadowbox in the sweets aisle at walmart
Tom won.
>>151686191You may find this enlightening
Middling is being quite generous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Azealia Banks is a Finnish 6.
gane is just chill like that
Tom never saw it coming.
Lord Bones would have savaged young Tom.
Young Younges
>>151686211He's humble and down to earth. People who care about his penis size are strange. He's a great heavyweight champion.
Tomala Harris
Tom will spend the next 2 months making counter-videos
>>151686254He may not care, but it answers the question you originally asked.
>>1516862171Hilary Banks 2Ashley Banks 3Tyra Banks before she got super fat 4First Aunt Viv Banks 5Elizabeth Banks 6Azealia Banks 7Second Aunt Viv Banks
>>151685819Makwan Amirkhani
Small dicked wonk eyed pink pork pigspinal
>>151686348woah cool it with the antiaspinicc remark
>>151686348J E E TThread stinks of shit
Tom Aspinall is the UFC heavyweight champion of the worldAnd you'll never not be a jeet or spic LOL
>>151686377bodied that nonce
i am seriously down on aspinall stockshe ate a really bad double eye gouge and the fight got called off: fair enough. however this whole saga in the hospital hamming it up and getting his dad to do youtube videos on the situation and shit is fucking embarassing
>>151686401>>151686377well which is it?
>>151686404One is schaubposting, the other isn't
>>151686401would schaub gave up on tom? dont think so, b
>>151686407I know which one I can trust
if tom was asian he’d be called Tommu Aspinarr. you ever think about that?
>>151686419no
'ate eye pokes'ate slavsate some cookies just nowluv me some Lily Allen in the morning to start a productive day
>>151686443Just watching fintaylor doing a heemcast with bonnie blue
Paddy teh Faddy
Is Tom autistic? Could he really not understand why he was getting booed?
Intergalactic throat goat
If Gane decapitated Tom with a wheelkick you would have heard the arena erupt in cheers. Everyone in Abu Dhabi paid to see the pink pig lose.
>>151686495I cant help but agree
>>151686495Like a guillotine? That's banned in France.
>>151686495>3rd world subhumans what to see niggers winChecks out, jeet
Aspinall won in the end (I'm from the future where aspinall beat Gane by split decision)
>>151686502Piggy so mad he can't even type kek
Imagine waking up and remembering you're a jeet. I'd fucking hate that, it'd ruin my life. Instead I'm a handsome white male who works out and mogs jeets.
ok now that we've established that tomala is a big ol mingecat, we can start talking about gayne being an absolute retard by throwing away his chance at heeming tomala. he was actually doing good before he starts to do the ol jones trick, even broke tomala's schnoze.
Jeet kun doe man. That shit is lethal!
Tom Aspinall fans>racists>redditors>luke thomasCiryl Gane fans>based heemsters>ufc fighters>dana whiteNeed I say more?
>>151686504>split decisionNigger getting dropper in round one
>>151686516Yes
>>151686517Ah, pureasu speaku engrish kudasai ne
Anything dana supports automatically makes it the wrong side lmao, dude is peak jeet jew tier scum.
>>151686519Ok, Pleasure man at 265 would run through Tom and Gane on the same night.
Dana supports human rights.
>>151686524>Anything dana supports automatically makes it the wrong side lmao
>>151686530Dana will make sure the jeetspinals starve to death
>he's not brownchuds down tremendous
Gotta thank Godana and Aridaddy for week after week of quality content, only 2 more days until sleem!!
>>151686533Bet he loved that, larping as a psychopath. Dude is such a bitch.
>>151686541Monitor, we don't sign our posts, etc.
https://youtu.be/GyJLiPbHEv4?si=5X9IDGcRH0ZQFqzQ
Jiri supports Gane and that’s all I need to know
>>151686558I think Leon is black but whatever.
>>151686552Bottom G vibes
STOP LAUGHING AT ME PEEPERS
i finally solved it. if you eye poke, and it is reviewed and declared significant, you are forced to wear an eye patch over one of your eyes for the remainder of the fight.
DISGUSTING TRANNY!! PIGLET!!! Raped fucking faggot!!!
>>151686589Monitor on.
>>151686589Sadly it appears that your monitor is off
>>151686589sweet as a sugar plum i fear
>>15168658924 missed calls (Joe Rogan)
are we still pretending Ngannou is a goat?
>>151686610It's the truth.
>>151686211Tom 'the micro mancunian' AspinallTom 'double poke' AspinallTom 'knuckle deep' AspinallTom 'the bitch made brit' AspinallTom 'the mancunian disgrace' AspinallTom 'the fleeing mancunian' AspinallTom 'the british deserter' AspinallTom 'the scared bitch brit' Aspinall
Tom Aspinall admitted Gane has a bigger dick and then quit the fight. Quintessentially British performance.
Why the asspinall hate?
>>151686657I don’t really have anything against him it’s just that he’s in Gane’s way, so he must lose.
ME BLOODY PEEPIN ORB HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
>>151686657He's ultimately a mark that worked himself into a shoot. Big jabroni energy that I simply cannot endorse.
Unfortunately we have seen Gane overcome serious adversity in the octagon. The same cannot be said for the paper champ
>you want your orb back? come and get it
>>151686755tomathan is shaking in his boots
>>151686401>da they're mocking me bloody peeper ya gots ta make a video innit
Tom "Littlefinger" Aspinall
>>151686755>leave ciryl to me. i'll retrieve your orb!
>>151686755Going to need some slovenian whites to make the retrieval
What looked like a harmless little comedy bit was actually a passing of the torch moment. Gane will be immune to story losses until he leaves the UFC simply by being himself.
Sheikh Gane ZUTTed poor lil Porkspinall
>He poked me eyes, I can't see...>LOOK LOOK UP THERE AT THE REPLAY!!! DOUBLE POKE BOTH EYEBALLS! KNUCKLE DEEP!>LOOK LOOK! LOOK!!>I-I mean I can't see but I'm sure they're playin me replay
>>151686796alhamdulila brazza
>>151686796poor tom. hes never going back to abu schaube EVER again. the only place where ppv/number cards take place close to UK timeremember the dana stand-in guy said ufc is keeping american prime time after the paramount for views, and still wont be accommodating foreign time zones
Joey has gone global
This Joey guy is getting on my nerves.
Jeff Monson here. You like watching people get fucked for free?
>>151686829As much as I love tom, as a bong meself, I cant help but agree with this tweet
Adolf Hitler was a nazi
Is that Jeff Monson
>>151686851Any proof of this claim?
>>151686851History does not support this
>>151686851Clitler was a transgender MAPiglet who oinked xerself I’m afraid
>>151686855He wore a nazi uniform
>>151686865That was actually a gimp suit
>>151686851I've heard it both ways, b
aspinall vs arlovski 2
>>151686589zesty little cockasian
Just in! Dana has said Tom will make his third title defense against the vicious Curtis Blaydes again.
>>151686851What would he have to say about thomas "tom" aspinall marrying a p*lish person and having IC1/2 hybrids one of which is a full send retard. Asking for a frenn
>>151686851I think you would be surprised
ITT: we write a letter to Tom Aspinall one word at a time, I'll start:Dear
The end.
>>151686921>>151686925Nice one broidit hh
dear tom aspinalli wish you could see this letter
I'm made up, this IS the card of the decade. I don't even like gassing ONE but damn
>>151686851I bet I'm more Nazi than uncle Adolf.
>>151686949WDWTCH
>>151686949umm k1 sissies how do we respond to this?
>>151686956Your opinion = WGAF
Joshua fucking Pico!
>>151686211He's a bitch and a quitter but his dick is probably much bigger than average and he does not perceive it that way just because it's not that big relative to his body, he's a heavyweight after all
>>151686967We give a fuck?
>>151686977We Gay As Fuck, i fear.
>>151686985Factual post I joyously declare
>>151686977Reug reug ketchup
>>151686966we can't, we don't know how
One eye open posting in solidarity with tommyspinal
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0l8J0Y6K1c
>>151687050actually embarassing that all these shitty like orgs have better walkouts than the UFC
Had bul dak last night and it heemed my stomach
>>151686949Why isn't malykhin able to join the ufc again ?
>>151686829Damn you’re actually really, really brown huh. Terminally brown I do fear with lament.
>>151687050hell yeah
>>151687090possibly roid checking. to be honest his fight is like the 9th best on this card
now that Tom has been exposed, how would Jones v Ngannou? that's the only hypothetical fight that matters.
>>151687113I don't think Dana would want Ngannou back.
>>151685819Anything Sweden has offered the world (which is nearly everything) can also be accredited to what you would call Finland as it is an integral part of the Swedish realm
>>151687091Your mother's minge is full of maggots and it is all your fault I'm afraid...
>>151685835>attack, nation, language, colonizehow does french cum taste faggot?>b-but i'm a monolingual retard who didn't realize how hard we got raped, it's unfair to call me out!!cope about it
>>151687158Kek
Has Gane spoken out about that disgraceful act Tom did? Lucky the king of the UAE let them leave the country
IN 51 BONG
Ilia is HIM
The best fighter of the UFC right now.Illia Topuria.
Prime schaub submits Gane
Ilia's face four times on the UFC Mt Rushmore
>>151686589>french nails
i heard that guy is a good boxer
>>151687208fucking hate the saudis, this shit should be on later in the day
>>151686949Uhh why does Malachi have two belts?
>>151687208Are you intoxicated?
Prime Roy Nelson tanks Aspinall.
>>151687262nelson takes tommy into deep waddas b
>>151685819Spurdo Sparde
heard they had to surgically remove both of toms eyes. what the fuck man...
Tom’s career has been ruined by 2 niggers. Niggers ruin everything they touch.
please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers tom aspinall? he was a huge name back in the day
>>151687325Tom's YouTube intro is the million dollar man speech
Gane sisters what's our response to the massive shitstorm lately?
>>151687333https://youtu.be/0CPJ-AbCsT8?si=0eCR14bsJmX6i4JE
I am not impressed by your performance
>>151687279Unironically. It's becoming clear that Tom is mentally a front runner and can't handle being the nail.
>>151687364he's milking the whole situation too. he wont fight until next year. he's probably hoping gane takes another fight and loses so he can get another fat slob to fight instead.
>>151687339Sit back and observe. Not everything deserves a reaction.
it's good to see ciryl gane finally get the respect he deserves
How do you guys post with your monitor off?
>>151687385maybe the 5th title shot will be a charm.if not daddy dana will just give him a 6th
>>151687331You must have been touched an lot then. Respectfully.
Going to give one of you CTE just haven't decided who
Gane won that fucking round.
>>151687466Lmao you're dumb. Let me guess, because Tom had a bloody nose?
Look it back. Tom was 5 seconds away from armbar.
>>151687480Tom was out struck and out damaged. Gane won the round, it isn't up for debate. The majority of Tom's shots were blocked by Gane's guard because you know, he actually has boxing defense
I can't be wearing that shit I'm from Stockton.
People still don't realize Gane was upset that he didn't lose. He's the Chael Sonnen of the heavyweight division. Imagine the look on Chael's face if he had accidentally heemed Jon or Anderson.
>>151687496Why can't they afford to win?
Gane didn't expect Ngubu to wrestle, made a 1/100 mistake vs Jones and was injured vs Volkov. He is actually a very good fighter, especially for heavyweight standards.
>>151685844how have I never seen this before howling
>>151687514Gane is probably good enough but doesn't have the mental of a winner. Conor, khabib, usmeng, Jones all have the mental to win
>>151687514That's the perfect traits for a company man
Walker submitted his opponent all while having a broken legL E V E L S
>>151687514people finally see the truth
Americans be like >healthcare is communism>also can someone from chat come fix my broken nose
>>151687555Got it fixed for free btw lol
>>151687514Gane used to be better, and has gotten worse at MMA Factory.Being brought in there to spar with Ngannou all day every day made him a more passive, more cowardly fighter. Look at clips from his earlier fights, Lopez ruined him.Also consider how duller Makhachev was when half his training was sparring Khabib, vs now. Being the permanent sparring partner of a good aggro fighter makes you dull.
>>151687555Kek and he can afford it but just doesn't want to pay for it
>>151687555>is just light sparring with tyson griffin why ask brazza
>>151687605>Yeah I uh unintentionally cut my nose with a chainsaw by accident
>>151687514>1/100 mistake He just met a guy that punished him for his occasional dipshit moves >>151687573Was he anywhere else before MMA factory? Nate might be another good example for a No. 2 guy in the gym blossoming once he became the priority.
>>151685876Bro your pakis and police tag team your lolis wtf you talmbout
Why are you booing me is such a lame thing to say
Porky pie mince pie poke Tompiggy in the eye.
tom has the belt, his eye might be permanently ruined and gane is a disgraced cheater. i feel like its a win-win-win
>>151685876>western cuckold gets offended and loses an argument>le whore from your country is in my country heheheYou're a pasty manlet. If you're not a virgin, it's because you paid a whore. You're a failure of a man.
ME BLOODY PEEPER TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME MY VISION IS NOW IN BLACK AND WHITE
Would you go, heem?
>>151687672LMFAO bong getting absolutely obliterated by Eastern Eurodaddies.
>>151687692Gotta smell crazy in there b
>>151687692Where's the muslim extremists on this one?
