Loser edition
Tommy hurt his eyeHurt his eyeTommy hurt his eyeNanaananaananaanana
What has finland offered the world?
>>151685810I want to apologise and congratulate the great country of Sweden for the great invention of naming things in Latin
>>151685819Noita and Sam Lakewhich is worth more than anything your revolting shithole shat out
>>151685819The Dudesons, Hydraulic Press Channel, that black thing that looks like poo and they eat as a desert, Rally and I think thats it
Scandinavian countries have as much relevance as african countries
>>151685819A willing frontline against the eastern menace thank you very much>>151685820We can never be grateful enough to sweden
>>151685824Yes keep attacking my nation in my language lmao, colonised. You should worship the anglo.
Being a coward is in Tomala's british genes i fear....
>>151685827How long are they finna fix that post office in helsinki
I asked grok for my country's inventions and it told me to fuck off. Wtf man
>>151685819L E V E L
Let's all speak our own languages for a day
I asked grok if Indians are stronger than brits and it showed me this video . Wtf man
>>151685842Slavery mostly I should think. And eggs in tomato sauce with chilli's. That's something to be proud of right? Lmao
>>151685842That's not cool b i love cheb khaled
>>151685848Maybe that's why we colonised their entire nation lmao
>>151685855This is what real colonization looks like
Nigga fuming so much he wants to talmbout history and how we can all learn two plus languages and he can't
>>151685842Maybe your people would go around inventing stuff if they didnt have to struggle everyday with the fact and conditioning behind settling on a literal desert where no life is expected to thrive
A few drunken british men stolen off the streets and stuck on a ship, given a musket and told to conquer the world. And they just got on with it. This is who you're dealing with, that's who Tom Aspinall is. You guys wouldn't get it, you know, coming from irrelevant nations and all.
>>151685866There's a fit slovenian whore around here but idk might get an std. Crazy amount of slovenian whores though. Nice of them to offer their services, probably get railed by pakis though.
>>151685867You cant claim Slovene is an actual language and not something they made up and play along like pig latin
>>151685869The mediterranean is where european culture was fermented until the romans
Oh dear oh dear xhe isn't taking Tomala's loss well at all.....
Polish failure Tom Aspinall I'm afraid
>>151685880>The earliest written records date to the 10th or 11th century in theFreising Fragments>The modern literary standard was codified in the 19th centuryStones and glass houses bappa I'm not gonna touch that one we don't have written history until sweden brought it over in like 1300, slavs always argue over which slav is the true slav
>>151685894Jeet
>>151685885Yes and there was a time where you could grow crops instead of worries in the fertile crescent. If the land youre living in has lizards hurrying up to not burn their lizard feet, because its scorching hot sand and nothing else, then maybe its not very human friendly
Slaves are absolutely subhumans, imagine your race literally being called slave lmao. The women are such whores too. Grim grim grim.
>>151685910What country did you live in before you moved to the home of UFC champion Tom Aspainal?
Only European nations that matter through history are France, Britain, Germany, Italy. That's it. The rest can vanish and europe would be a better place.
>>151685909Fair point I submit and register my concession
>>151685866Hilarious that the average bong could zeem you in a single punch and there would be nothing you could do about it.
>>151685899>We're the true slaves>no, we're the true slaves!, there we said it in the 10th centuryMarek Hamsik, hot women and skiing great culture there
>>151685837cowards are actually the most dangerous people when they decide to become violent
>complete meltdownOh my....
>>151685915You are descended from Nordics and aspinall definitely is, kiss the ring Sanjay and call us daddy (no homo)
Every day I thank the higher power for making me white with good genes. If I was anything less, I'd have killed myself.
>>151685810LEAVE HIM ALONE. WE'RE TEAM TOM HERE.
Hey what did Clozapig say to Jon Jones?>p-please let me suck that massive BBC daddy, i'll even wear a dress and put on makeup so that the meanie youtuber won't accuse you of being gay.
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
>>151685935Being born Brahim must be so relieving where youre from
Tomcels are resorting to talking about homosexuality and giving history lessons, surely they are not seething that their champion is a big fat bitch and a scam
>>151685941Poor poor Pigru...Gane shattered his already broken little walnut of a brain
Just found out Marek Hamsik's sister, probably a hot Slovene lady, a handball player that is, is married with this Uruguayan balding manletSLOVENIA, YES. Should I go there? I know nothing about slavery though
>>151685958>championFactually incorrect i fear....
>>151685958among other things
>>151685855Unfortunately you're literally being colonized by them as we speak lol
WE are coming for everything
>>151685876you sound like youre getting mad b. dont let them see you sweat. remain steadfast and strong.
>>151685960A handball skirt probably has an exquisite physique if you know what I mean (very sexy lady)
>>151685957Truly to be born with strong European genes is something you can only imagine!
mein peoples bin slaves since at least the 10th century thats gonna be my first line picking up Slovenes women, I heard they like it>>151685974I do know what you mean and I find that to be very intriguing. I'm taking the first boat to Slovenia after I finnish my current job
>>151685967>berghainIsn't that the most famous poof bar in berlin wadder we doin' here
>>151685924WTF IS THIS REAL CHAT
Purebreed dogs are all messed up. Messed up hips, messed up brains and tumours and suchCrossbreeds they'll live for years even with a broken jaw, I've seen it with my own two eyesRace mixing 1 - 0 Decadent european genes
Fuckin things jaw was wiggling all over the place everytime he walked somewhere still he lived for like 14 years eating nothing but ground beef
>>151685993Do people often have to live for years with broken jaws in your country?
>>151686005He's talmbout a dog you silly fewl ov a ting yh
>>151686005KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
They hate to see a young wigga shining
i stand with ingerland. i stood with him against the clozapedo and i'll stand with him against the ganecels. DONT LET EM BULLY YOU DAD
>>151686019Poor choice
Word on the cord is that cyril gane has been sacked this morning from managing the 4th french division team Roche-sur-yon in Fifa carrer mode
>>151686022there is literally nothing wrong with being indianyou can call tom a quitter, bitch, coward, pussy, homo, etc all you want but lets not bring xenophobia into it
are you nerds still here lol
>>151685926Imagine coming from a country where your biggest source of national pride is how many lakes you have lol
Schaub 2017-2023 run was generational ngl ong
How many pull up can you jeet fatties do?
>>151686076im sudanese actually
tardspinall
>>151686022Imagine being eye poked by an Indian
>>151686076strict form, maybe 15limited ROM form, 30
Does islam still play cs ?
Jamahal hill is the typa nigga to wear a "insert cheesy bread" shirt fucking goofy ass nigga.
If I was Gane I would have simply shot Tom with a gun.
gane is the type of niggu to poke his opponent in the eyes cuz he just wants to go home
Gane was on the ropes so he poked his eyes. He knew he was losing.
Gane is not a nigga he may be half black but he aint no nigga.
I thought Gane's wife was his sister.
yer sister is yer woife, and she's still a towel
Gane doesnt have a sister or a wife he only has himself and thats all he needs.
Gane the type of guy to see that his opponent did not prepare mentally or physically for the fight and offer him an easy way out via eye poke. And Gane is also the type of nigga to win the story anyway
>>151686168Only because mma fans are retarded no fear hoodie wearing, camo cargo short loving toothless spastics
Gane that milk before cereal kinda guy
>>151686176get it off yo chess playa
Ganegro
I never tell people I like mma because don't want to be associated with the likes of you lot. I'm a respectable individual. Can't be seen with low class 90IQ blue collar workers.
>>151686183Many are saying this
>>151686185Workers?
I would like to know why french women are so obsessed with subsaharan men
Conor McGregor the type of nigga to attach a 4 KG dumbbell to his erect penis, take a photo that clearly shows his face and send it to a middling african american one-hit-wonder who has a history of mental illness and undiagnosed schizophrenia
>>151686189People like him are funded entirely by the state
>>151686176Maybe in England no one wears that crap anymore.
>>151686194I bet you and your greasy haired friends shadowbox in the sweets aisle at walmart
Tom won.
>>151686191You may find this enlightening
Middling is being quite generous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
Azealia Banks is a Finnish 6.
gane is just chill like that
Tom never saw it coming.
Lord Bones would have savaged young Tom.
Young Younges
>>151686211He's humble and down to earth. People who care about his penis size are strange. He's a great heavyweight champion.
Tomala Harris
Tom will spend the next 2 months making counter-videos
>>151686254He may not care, but it answers the question you originally asked.
>>1516862171Hilary Banks 2Ashley Banks 3Tyra Banks before she got super fat 4First Aunt Viv Banks 5Elizabeth Banks 6Azealia Banks 7Second Aunt Viv Banks
>>151685819Makwan Amirkhani
Small dicked wonk eyed pink pork pigspinal
>>151686348woah cool it with the antiaspinicc remark
>>151686348J E E TThread stinks of shit
Tom Aspinall is the UFC heavyweight champion of the worldAnd you'll never not be a jeet or spic LOL
>>151686377bodied that nonce
i am seriously down on aspinall stockshe ate a really bad double eye gouge and the fight got called off: fair enough. however this whole saga in the hospital hamming it up and getting his dad to do youtube videos on the situation and shit is fucking embarassing
>>151686401>>151686377well which is it?
>>151686404One is schaubposting, the other isn't
>>151686401would schaub gave up on tom? dont think so, b
>>151686407I know which one I can trust
if tom was asian he’d be called Tommu Aspinarr. you ever think about that?
>>151686419no
'ate eye pokes'ate slavsate some cookies just nowluv me some Lily Allen in the morning to start a productive day
>>151686443Just watching fintaylor doing a heemcast with bonnie blue
Paddy teh Faddy
Is Tom autistic? Could he really not understand why he was getting booed?
Intergalactic throat goat
If Gane decapitated Tom with a wheelkick you would have heard the arena erupt in cheers. Everyone in Abu Dhabi paid to see the pink pig lose.
>>151686495I cant help but agree
>>151686495Like a guillotine? That's banned in France.
>>151686495>3rd world subhumans what to see niggers winChecks out, jeet
Aspinall won in the end (I'm from the future where aspinall beat Gane by split decision)
>>151686502Piggy so mad he can't even type kek
Imagine waking up and remembering you're a jeet. I'd fucking hate that, it'd ruin my life. Instead I'm a handsome white male who works out and mogs jeets.
ok now that we've established that tomala is a big ol mingecat, we can start talking about gayne being an absolute retard by throwing away his chance at heeming tomala. he was actually doing good before he starts to do the ol jones trick, even broke tomala's schnoze.
Jeet kun doe man. That shit is lethal!
Tom Aspinall fans>racists>redditors>luke thomasCiryl Gane fans>based heemsters>ufc fighters>dana whiteNeed I say more?
>>151686504>split decisionNigger getting dropper in round one
>>151686516Yes
>>151686517Ah, pureasu speaku engrish kudasai ne
Anything dana supports automatically makes it the wrong side lmao, dude is peak jeet jew tier scum.
>>151686519Ok, Pleasure man at 265 would run through Tom and Gane on the same night.
Dana supports human rights.
>>151686524>Anything dana supports automatically makes it the wrong side lmao
>>151686530Dana will make sure the jeetspinals starve to death
>he's not brownchuds down tremendous
Gotta thank Godana and Aridaddy for week after week of quality content, only 2 more days until sleem!!
>>151686533Bet he loved that, larping as a psychopath. Dude is such a bitch.
>>151686541Monitor, we don't sign our posts, etc.
https://youtu.be/GyJLiPbHEv4?si=5X9IDGcRH0ZQFqzQ
Jiri supports Gane and that’s all I need to know
>>151686558I think Leon is black but whatever.
>>151686552Bottom G vibes
STOP LAUGHING AT ME PEEPERS
i finally solved it. if you eye poke, and it is reviewed and declared significant, you are forced to wear an eye patch over one of your eyes for the remainder of the fight.
DISGUSTING TRANNY!! PIGLET!!! Raped fucking faggot!!!
>>151686589Monitor on.
>>151686589Sadly it appears that your monitor is off
>>151686589sweet as a sugar plum i fear
>>15168658924 missed calls (Joe Rogan)
are we still pretending Ngannou is a goat?
>>151686610It's the truth.
>>151686211Tom 'the micro mancunian' AspinallTom 'double poke' AspinallTom 'knuckle deep' AspinallTom 'the bitch made brit' AspinallTom 'the mancunian disgrace' AspinallTom 'the fleeing mancunian' AspinallTom 'the british deserter' AspinallTom 'the scared bitch brit' Aspinall
Tom Aspinall admitted Gane has a bigger dick and then quit the fight. Quintessentially British performance.
Why the asspinall hate?
>>151686657I don’t really have anything against him it’s just that he’s in Gane’s way, so he must lose.
ME BLOODY PEEPIN ORB HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
>>151686657He's ultimately a mark that worked himself into a shoot. Big jabroni energy that I simply cannot endorse.
Unfortunately we have seen Gane overcome serious adversity in the octagon. The same cannot be said for the paper champ
>you want your orb back? come and get it
>>151686755tomathan is shaking in his boots
>>151686401>da they're mocking me bloody peeper ya gots ta make a video innit
Tom "Littlefinger" Aspinall
>>151686755>leave ciryl to me. i'll retrieve your orb!
>>151686755Going to need some slovenian whites to make the retrieval
What looked like a harmless little comedy bit was actually a passing of the torch moment. Gane will be immune to story losses until he leaves the UFC simply by being himself.
Sheikh Gane ZUTTed poor lil Porkspinall
>He poked me eyes, I can't see...>LOOK LOOK UP THERE AT THE REPLAY!!! DOUBLE POKE BOTH EYEBALLS! KNUCKLE DEEP!>LOOK LOOK! LOOK!!>I-I mean I can't see but I'm sure they're playin me replay
>>151686796alhamdulila brazza
>>151686796poor tom. hes never going back to abu schaube EVER again. the only place where ppv/number cards take place close to UK timeremember the dana stand-in guy said ufc is keeping american prime time after the paramount for views, and still wont be accommodating foreign time zones
Joey has gone global
This Joey guy is getting on my nerves.
Jeff Monson here. You like watching people get fucked for free?
>>151686829As much as I love tom, as a bong meself, I cant help but agree with this tweet
Adolf Hitler was a nazi
Is that Jeff Monson
>>151686851Any proof of this claim?
>>151686851History does not support this
>>151686851Clitler was a transgender MAPiglet who oinked xerself I’m afraid
>>151686855He wore a nazi uniform
>>151686865That was actually a gimp suit
>>151686851I've heard it both ways, b
aspinall vs arlovski 2
>>151686589zesty little cockasian
Just in! Dana has said Tom will make his third title defense against the vicious Curtis Blaydes again.
>>151686851What would he have to say about thomas "tom" aspinall marrying a p*lish person and having IC1/2 hybrids one of which is a full send retard. Asking for a frenn
>>151686851I think you would be surprised
ITT: we write a letter to Tom Aspinall one word at a time, I'll start:Dear
The end.
>>151686921>>151686925Nice one broidit hh
dear tom aspinalli wish you could see this letter
I'm made up, this IS the card of the decade. I don't even like gassing ONE but damn
>>151686851I bet I'm more Nazi than uncle Adolf.
>>151686949WDWTCH
>>151686949umm k1 sissies how do we respond to this?
>>151686956Your opinion = WGAF
Joshua fucking Pico!
>>151686211He's a bitch and a quitter but his dick is probably much bigger than average and he does not perceive it that way just because it's not that big relative to his body, he's a heavyweight after all
>>151686967We give a fuck?
>>151686977We Gay As Fuck, i fear.
>>151686985Factual post I joyously declare
>>151686977Reug reug ketchup
>>151686966we can't, we don't know how
One eye open posting in solidarity with tommyspinal
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0l8J0Y6K1c
>>151687050actually embarassing that all these shitty like orgs have better walkouts than the UFC
Had bul dak last night and it heemed my stomach
>>151686949Why isn't malykhin able to join the ufc again ?
>>151686829Damn you’re actually really, really brown huh. Terminally brown I do fear with lament.
>>151687050hell yeah
>>151687090possibly roid checking. to be honest his fight is like the 9th best on this card
now that Tom has been exposed, how would Jones v Ngannou? that's the only hypothetical fight that matters.
>>151687113I don't think Dana would want Ngannou back.
>>151685819Anything Sweden has offered the world (which is nearly everything) can also be accredited to what you would call Finland as it is an integral part of the Swedish realm
>>151687091Your mother's minge is full of maggots and it is all your fault I'm afraid...
>>151685835>attack, nation, language, colonizehow does french cum taste faggot?>b-but i'm a monolingual retard who didn't realize how hard we got raped, it's unfair to call me out!!cope about it
>>151687158Kek
Has Gane spoken out about that disgraceful act Tom did? Lucky the king of the UAE let them leave the country
IN 51 BONG
Ilia is HIM
The best fighter of the UFC right now.Illia Topuria.
Prime schaub submits Gane
Ilia's face four times on the UFC Mt Rushmore
>>151686589>french nails
i heard that guy is a good boxer
>>151687208fucking hate the saudis, this shit should be on later in the day
>>151686949Uhh why does Malachi have two belts?
>>151687208Are you intoxicated?
Prime Roy Nelson tanks Aspinall.
>>151687262nelson takes tommy into deep waddas b
>>151685819Spurdo Sparde
heard they had to surgically remove both of toms eyes. what the fuck man...
Tom’s career has been ruined by 2 niggers. Niggers ruin everything they touch.
please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers tom aspinall? he was a huge name back in the day
>>151687325Tom's YouTube intro is the million dollar man speech
Gane sisters what's our response to the massive shitstorm lately?
>>151687333https://youtu.be/0CPJ-AbCsT8?si=0eCR14bsJmX6i4JE
I am not impressed by your performance
>>151687279Unironically. It's becoming clear that Tom is mentally a front runner and can't handle being the nail.
>>151687364he's milking the whole situation too. he wont fight until next year. he's probably hoping gane takes another fight and loses so he can get another fat slob to fight instead.
>>151687339Sit back and observe. Not everything deserves a reaction.
it's good to see ciryl gane finally get the respect he deserves
How do you guys post with your monitor off?
>>151687385maybe the 5th title shot will be a charm.if not daddy dana will just give him a 6th
>>151687331You must have been touched an lot then. Respectfully.
Going to give one of you CTE just haven't decided who
Gane won that fucking round.
>>151687466Lmao you're dumb. Let me guess, because Tom had a bloody nose?
Look it back. Tom was 5 seconds away from armbar.
>>151687480Tom was out struck and out damaged. Gane won the round, it isn't up for debate. The majority of Tom's shots were blocked by Gane's guard because you know, he actually has boxing defense
I can't be wearing that shit I'm from Stockton.
People still don't realize Gane was upset that he didn't lose. He's the Chael Sonnen of the heavyweight division. Imagine the look on Chael's face if he had accidentally heemed Jon or Anderson.
>>151687496Why can't they afford to win?
Gane didn't expect Ngubu to wrestle, made a 1/100 mistake vs Jones and was injured vs Volkov. He is actually a very good fighter, especially for heavyweight standards.
>>151685844how have I never seen this before howling
>>151687514Gane is probably good enough but doesn't have the mental of a winner. Conor, khabib, usmeng, Jones all have the mental to win
>>151687514That's the perfect traits for a company man
Walker submitted his opponent all while having a broken legL E V E L S
>>151687514people finally see the truth
Americans be like >healthcare is communism>also can someone from chat come fix my broken nose
>>151687555Got it fixed for free btw lol
>>151687514Gane used to be better, and has gotten worse at MMA Factory.Being brought in there to spar with Ngannou all day every day made him a more passive, more cowardly fighter. Look at clips from his earlier fights, Lopez ruined him.Also consider how duller Makhachev was when half his training was sparring Khabib, vs now. Being the permanent sparring partner of a good aggro fighter makes you dull.
>>151687555Kek and he can afford it but just doesn't want to pay for it
>>151687555>is just light sparring with tyson griffin why ask brazza
>>151687605>Yeah I uh unintentionally cut my nose with a chainsaw by accident
>>151687514>1/100 mistake He just met a guy that punished him for his occasional dipshit moves >>151687573Was he anywhere else before MMA factory? Nate might be another good example for a No. 2 guy in the gym blossoming once he became the priority.
>>151685876Bro your pakis and police tag team your lolis wtf you talmbout
Why are you booing me is such a lame thing to say
Porky pie mince pie poke Tompiggy in the eye.
tom has the belt, his eye might be permanently ruined and gane is a disgraced cheater. i feel like its a win-win-win
>>151685876>western cuckold gets offended and loses an argument>le whore from your country is in my country heheheYou're a pasty manlet. If you're not a virgin, it's because you paid a whore. You're a failure of a man.
ME BLOODY PEEPER TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME MY VISION IS NOW IN BLACK AND WHITE
Would you go, heem?
>>151687672LMFAO bong getting absolutely obliterated by Eastern Eurodaddies.
>>151687692Gotta smell crazy in there b
>>151687692Where's the muslim extremists on this one?
>>151687724Grim b
>>151687652>Was he anywhere else before MMA factory?Just random kickboxing gyms. But he was much more active and creative as a striker. Training against Ngannou made him more passive.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHHsuuML1yQLook at all the high kicks, all the clinching. Trying to force himself on his opponent, not scared. Ngannou taught him to be defense first, and he over-learned the lesson.
>"Jon fucking mollywopped Ciryl" Brendan Schaub
>>151687724Cyril God
>>151687724I long ago gave up on hate and accepted that Jon is the GOAT and I will never see him heemed.
Jon Jones was right about Tom Aspinall
I'd cry too if I was poked in the eye
>>151687745This doesn't work in MMA because of ther threat of a takedown if you just spam kicks like he did in muay thai. Gayne isn't any different, really. His main problem is that he is probably the most technical fighter in the heavyweight division but he has absolutely zero power to knock anyone out nor any ground game to submit, so he's not very dangerous outside of points collection. But he can't really pull Merab shit because in heavyweight almost everyone has the power to KO you way before you get to the scorecards.
Tom is challenging traditional notions of being a man: it is NOT ok to fight through adversity, a true warrior quits
Chick invited me to a dinner/fuck date Friday and said she'll pay fuck bro I think she's going to propose to me
What if Pereira beats Jon? Will Izzy be the GOAT?
desu it's criminally negligient to not prepare your fighter for eye gouging if he's fighting niggers. They love this shit.Oh well, Dana White will support Cyril because you can't sell an European champion to Americans, especially in this political climate.
I watched Tom's documentary about the eye poke and I literally couldn't stop crying.
>>151687809Gane used to try to get knockouts. He isn't really trying now.What he does know is try to not get knocked out, trusting that as long as he doesn't get knocked out, he'll win eventually.This is what years of sparring Ngannou taught him, but its just lame to look at.
me fooken eye mate me peepers i can't see
I once faked being sick to avoid getting into a fight after school and had the exact same energy as Tom but this was in 5th grade I wouldn't let OG slide in this day and age
>>151687490>Gane won the round, it isn't up for debate.Is that why he had to spam eye gouges to abort the fight asap? Lmao. Also, wtf is up with the nigger nutriders on here? Did I click on reddit accidentally?BUt anyway, black fighter always cheat. Tyson had his elbows, Ali had his NOI contacts to threaten opponents, Foreman was really more of a wrestler and shover than a boxer. It's a time-honored tradition in Anglo-American black culture, I guess. Too bad niggers don't get punished for cheating, Jones even made a career out of it.>>151687745>Look at all the high kicks, all the clinching. Trying to force himself on his opponent, not scared. Ngannou taught him to be defense first, and he over-learned the lesson.>ends fight via eye gouges spamVery defensive.
Tom's short film is excellent, you could say he has a real eye for directing
>>151687877eye pokes in mma are defensive, you eye-poke people when you try to frame on their face, to prevent them blitzing in
Fookin bollox cant see shyte mate
>>151687809>His main problem is that he is probably the most technical fighter in the heavyweight divisionHe wouldn't have to resort to intentional fouls then. Jesus, how dumb are you?
Imagine if DC told that bozo that wasn't even the correct eye you pussy ass Englishman Jon would have folded yo cracka ass
>>151687888>Gouging the oppnent's eyes is a defensive moveThe experts have spoken, I guess.>you eye-poke people when you try to frame on their faceNo, you eye gouge them when you want to eye gouge them. If you didn't want to eye gouge them, you'd do short wrestler fingers when framing. But that wasn't the case, very clearly.
>>151687897I like how every doctor either laughs at him or looks at him with disdain like stop wasting our time
jon jones may be a gay nigger but it was real as fuck when he said tom was here today gone tomorrow
>>151687897
Uh oh Gerwomany is on xher period again i fear.....
i'm not saying jones vs gane was scripted, but it was
>>151687912>face blind autism>>151687915You mean after he literally ducked the guy? Lul.>>151687921What's the matter, Slovenia, can't deal with a little verbal eye gouging?
>Don't do it Islam, don't listen to khabitch, he couldn't even heem me
>>151687931Who?
>>151687908You make the stupid mistake of assuming everyone always succeeds at doing what they want.For example, if someone slips and falls, they meant to slip and fall. Its not possible for them to meant to step, and unintentionally tripped.Gane wanted to frame of Tom's face and push him down and away as he entered. Instead of palm on his forehead and pushing down, he got fingers in his eyes and pushing down. He didn't get the desired outcome.For homework, try to think of other cases when the thing your body does isn't the thing you meant for it to do. Post about it tommorow and I'll rate it.
The veil has lifted, and you now realize that Blaydes vs Aspinall 2 was an early stoppage
>>151687931I tapped that
>>151687938Non-cazzies already knew this
>>151687934>You make the stupid mistake of assuming everyone always succeeds at doing what they want.Lmao, what is this even supposed to mean? Aren't you just projecting like a madman now? We can all tell you have no point at all.>For example, if someone slips and falls, they meant to slip and fall. Its not possible for them to meant to step, and unintentionally tripped.Ah, you mean eye gouging can happen when you stretch out your fucking fingers in the other guy's eyes, wow, really?>Gane wanted to frame of Tom's face and push him down and away as he entered. You don't push someone down with your finger tips and you don't do it from below, though. Do you even grapple?>Instead of palm on his forehead and pushing down, he got fingers in his eyes and pushing down. He didn't get the desired outcome.Well, he did it so often and so well, the thought of Cyril Gay being just so hard for eye gouging is basically imposing itself.>For homework, try to think of other cases when the thing your body does isn't the thing you meant for it to do. Post about it tommorow and I'll rate it.I'm not 70 yet so that doesn't really happen to me. But then again, I'm not pushing people down by applying my fingertips to their eyes from below usually. Maybe do see some kind of doctor soon.
>>151687889Is she finally transitioning to male
>>151687933Islams sister, khabib tried to murder her after he tried to sex her but she said that he gave her the ick.
>>151687852France is in Europe b
do you guys want to hear my take on the gane-aspinall fight?
>>151685819dunno lol
Weemu the Damaja - My new Rap Name
>>151688006This guy is literally brown! That's the color of poop, yuck!!
>>151688006Anshul Jubli won
>>151687982>>151687931I guess she's pretty.
anyone gave him a listen?
>>151688043We listen to Heems (Himanshu) here
Gane is a dumb NIGGER
what would the almighty think of this
dana white induced boner... again
>>151688005Yeah make a pawldcass b
>>151688061nah you are
>>151688062the desert bible says it ok to rape infidels do you think allah gives a fuck about scamming
>>151688062Fazza dissapointed
Alright I'm back what have I missed
>>151688062Fazza is rolling in his grave
>>151688086The white Christian Women in your area that want you
GET THESE MENTALLY ILL FREAKS OUT OF MY COMPANY THIS INSTANT
>>151688062Why does this retard keep doing this
>>151688090What about SEA housewives looking for a visa
dreams of steve garcianightmares of david onama
No one knows the game better than Bones. I fully understand why he ducked Aspinall. Like look at the state of Tom, why would you risk getting flash KO'd by a fart in the wind?
Tiktok zoomies are making fun of tomala now. I think he lost the storyhttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXyWhj1/
You guys are all just joking, right?A guy gets poked hard in the eye and can barely see, and they have to reschedule the fight- that's entirely reasonable to and normal personEven clips of him "peeking" with the eye is normal, think if you get poked in the eye, you try to blink and look out of it all the timeThis is all just a big troll, right? You know this is more on Gane for jabbing him in the eye?
me fookin eye lad *sniff*
>>151688122Unfortunately not. You didn't see Belal or Cejudo shit out 45 minute documentaries immediately after their eye pokes. It is very insecure behaviour from supposedly the baddest man on the planet.
>>151688104Muzzies keep falling for it
>>151688122>Aspignall runs into the hand with his chin up and eyes closed because he's a genuine bum>first person that quits due to an eyepoke in a championship fight despite there being way way worse eyepokes this year alone>too retarded to know why people are booing him>makes a vlog about a fake injury where doctors laugh at him and tell him he's fineKill yourself you mutilated mutt
The legacy of Shaubcat Rakhmanov is getting ragdolled by Ian Garry
>>151688062he just cant stop scamming his fans
>>151688122the take away from this fiasco is that caring what other people think is more cringe than cheating.
Khabib always has a whimsical scheme on the go
anthony smith's miraculous comeback win
Nothing wrong with a bit of cheating. Tactical fouls are a part of all sports
>>151688122>FACTTom had legitimate grievance and reason to stop the fight early for the sake of not rewarding/permitting dirty behavior and keeping things fair for himself>FACTTom handled the immediate post fight aftermath like a bitch and a retard and the whole YouTube vlog saga is extremely cringe >FACT/heem/ when it’s not during a fight day/night is unironically composed of legitimate mental retards and shitskins who cuckpost 24/7 and take out the anger from their brown-induced inceldom via shitposting, they should simply be laughed at>FACTTom should have turned heel and then gone radio silent until the rematch, he would have come out far more based
>>151688153Khamzat also rugpulled brown people
I heard it both ways.
>>15168818150% of this is an absolute TRVKE
>>151688198They're extremely unintelligent people.
>>151688181sure, he shouldn't have acted like a bitch after, but why do we care about that, shouldn't what happens in the event be the main thing?this really seems like an overreaction- if he's not good enough, he'll get his ass kicked in the rematch, right?
So you think this isn't a valid reason to give up in a HW championship fight????? HE CAN'T SEE FOR PETE'S SAKE
>mfw Tom spergs out in the rematch and immediately plunges his thumbs into Gane’s eye sockets>OI HOW YOU LIKE IT IN YOUR PEEPAHS HUH MATE? HOW YOU FOOKIN LIKE MY FINGAHS IN YOUR PEEPAHS EH?>Gane’s eyes squished into oblivion, blood running from his face as he’s permanently blinded>fight is stopped and Tom is charged>but his aura is recovered and Gane eternally cuckedI think this is the only way
>>151688217Nah fuck that
Imagine defending this pathetic demented freak
>>151688236>>151688222t. ten-year-oldsgrow up
>>151688122it's "reasonable" to quit a fight after getting hit hard once because you don't want to get brain damage. we don't do that here.
>>151688217It’s about perception. He came across as a spoiled and emotionally immature child, which is pathetic and not a good look for someone who’s supposed to be a champion fighter. It makes him look like a bitch which story wise makes people look down on him and judge Gane less harshly for being technically at fault in the first place.
tom is 100% british
timmy cuamba fight weeki repeat; timmy cuamba fight week
Is Jiri right?
>>151688217optics is a part of the game (no pun intended)
>>151688268Timmy Cuamba? This kid is a savage. This kid fights like he has a lit stick of dynamite up his fucking ass
>>151688163Handholding is hella homo behavior b how are we supposed to real eyes the heem elite if you let retards fake it
>>151688268fuck timmy gon do
>>151688257Imagine if this was Khabib and Fazza was with him in these short films. Heem would lose their mind
>>151688283whatever it takes
Imagine needing to have it explained why acting like karen and crying over a total of 60 minutes of cope makes thomas "tom" aspinall as appealing as a cold sore
>>151688222What if Gane wildly swings and manages to heem Tom with a back of the head shot even while blinded? Who wins the story then
So what I'm learning is, according to /heem/, fighters with no chance should just jab right at the eyes every time and blind the other guy even if you're technically and physically inferior, then if the other guy gets a legitimate rematch for your antics, HE'S the bitch if he says anything about it?got it, thanks guys
Finally! The silence from the Aspinall camp has been deafening since the NC.
>>151688286Heem (mostly) already mock khabib for being as much of a pussyman daddy's boy and it is rightfully deserved
>>151688304If he has jumped on the mic and called Gane a dirty fighter and a cheat and told the fans to fuck off he would've been based. Instead he experienced ego death from being reddit's number 1 fighter and has ran back to his weird social media presence.
>>151688307A 23min video explaining what colours Tom is able to see this day???? TOM ARMY WE ARE EATING GOOD
>>151688307Oh was it 25 minutes long okay so they've made about 70 minutes of whinging cope in total
Tom is releasing endless cope videos and Gane has been silently locked in ever since. Very telling.
reddit's #1 fighter has been khabib since 2018
Here's a fight you might now know about, Cuamba vs Chang Ho Lee. This kid fights like he has a stick of dynamite up his ass and he's retarded too, his name is Cuamba and he's a fighting a known pedophile. Yeah, holy shit. You're not gonna wanna miss this one. Tune in for UFC Fight Night: Obama vs Perez
What will Ganecels do if your boy gets poked in the rematch and can't continue?
Andy talks about how he's being a nightmare at home and tearing his household apart because he's so upset by the eye poke. Nigga chill!
Gane.
The past few days have proven how brown this general is.
stipes retaliatory eyepoke is one of the better moments in HW mma
Quite ironic that fighting "sports" have the most soi fanbases
If you don't cry and quit, you're not a real warrior
Timmy Cuamba, man. This kid gets after it. It's almost as if he has a lit stick of freaking dynamite up his ass.
ufc 322
How did he win the story so easily?
At least he apologized and said he was tricked into doing it, that's doubtful but still. Nurmagomedov is a serial rugpuller though, absolutely no excuse
>>151688369By the unrelenting PR tour heading by Andy Aspinall
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ACTING
Cuamba is a city and district of Niassa Province in Mozambique, lying north west of Mount Namuli. Before independence the town was known as Nova Freixo (New Ash).
>>151688198>>>151688373
I've heemed my cornea many times and you basically are fucked if its a real abrasion. If you get poked and nothing tears you're fine but the moment you rip the cells apart your eye closes and your entire face is on fire. It's like a nail being gouged into your eye. You're not heeming Gane with that. I'd genuinely rather break something in a fight than get a cornea tear at least I have a chance with a break
>>151688369He didn't. He could have easily beaten the british bum that night but he went for a retarded eyepokeJon is the consensus story winner
>>151688383He didn't have a cornea tear though did he?
>>151688388I think they said he had an abrasion
>>151688383does it heal completely?
we got dirty boxing 4 tomorrow.the last one was decent for a almost freakshow tier eventthe fights all end early
>>151688343Unlike you pathetic faggots I will take it well and laugh at the situation
>Gane's nickname is "bon gamin">literally means good kid in French>retarded mma spergs accuse him of "cheating"His nickname speaks for itself, Gane is a good guy and he did nothing wrong. Aspinall bitched out and quit a fight Gane was winning comfortably. He can't run forever though, the rematch is going to show LEVELSAbsolute chills just thinking about it
>>151688343You think only gayne cels are making fun of Tom? Lmao
>>151688394Yea but the older you get the longer it takes to heal and depends on the severity. Last one took about 3 weeks for the eye to get its vision back fully and about a week for the pain to go away.
>>151688394I had one and my eye drooped down. Went to the doctors a few days later but they said it was fine. I could see out of the eye fine like 2 minutes afterwards
I thought the brits were cool with banter. I guess I thought wrong, a bunch of sensitive cry babies
Hilarious how little the orbcord knows about fight related injuries as common as an eye poke and will actually swallow aspinall's horseshit
Spammy janny just woke up guys. Prepare for an influx of gay/pedo posts.
The Galactic Throat has failed!
Let me familiarise you with Cuamba. He's a 145 lb UFC fighter
>>151688428I don’t know Tom Aspinall’s backgrounds but Brits unironically still have medieval social class shit still ingrained in them. The working class are rough and tumble and the upper class (below royalty) are actually pretty down to earth and well adjusted to but the middle class are huge queers and sissy faggots who despise both on either side of them so I presume Tom is part of this cohort.
>>151688465Tom has inspirational quote decals on his walls at home. He's definitely working class
Cuamba is quickly becoming a fan favourite
Abcs of DDPs, playa
Did Tom’s father unironically inject him with HGH? Kek
What the hell...
Cuamba could use his platform as UFC fighter to advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and inclusion in sports, becoming a role model and spokesperson.
>>151688493Might explain why he looks like a toddler
Having your dad mind your life well into your 30s is beyond embarrassing.
Nigger
Tom Aspinall is in danger, he just got eyepoked by Ciryl Gane. Build the hospital to save him! Get the ambulance, load him in, get him to the hospital and save the day!The new emergency set from lego UFC.
>>151688493>ME BONES DAD>STOP THE FOOOOOOIIIIGHHHHTTTT
>>151688517I'm going to see Helloween next week with my dad.
niggas forget. pereira was on a cope tour after the ank loss talking to helwani for an hour about how he was at 30%. he lost the story on fight week with ank telling him no chama and him getting revved to bolivia. he was written off as flushed, the +200 dawlg. but all of this was forgotten the moment he heemed ank. tom just needs to lock in, come back and heem gane and he will be a hero and no 1 will remember how big of a bitch he was being.
>>151688519Many are saying this
just remembered tai is still signed to the ufc despite this record
PFL world champion Corey Anderson
>>151688525Yeah but does your Dad call your boss at work and say you're gonna be out sick? Nothing wrong with hanging out with dad, but letting him lord over you is weird.
>>151688476His "job" is a hobby they're posh
>>151688543No i just wanted to share that.
>>151688539would still be top 5 in the ufc btw
>>151688539WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
>>151688525Honestly? Respect
Why are you pretending to hide?
>>151688526Pereira was heavily injured, Tomala is just an ugly mentally ill bum
Nina Drama made UFC relevant again. She should go back to her red hair.There, I said my peace.
>>151688549Good on you Finland, glad you are making time for your old man.
Arc in saw
Ngl I'd ultibust in Nina Drama and hope she has a landing strip. Love hairy Latinas b.
Pronounced R Kansas
Iliana Topuria
>>151688590What STDs will you collect?
Topturo now that's a fighter
>>151688598Trying to Thanos that shit b, hopefully all of them.
THERE GOES MY HERO
Me? I don't like the guys that get poked in the eye. I like the guys doing the poking. Jon fan, here.
>>151688526It's retarded how we have 2 fights between Ank and Pereira and still have no idea how a real fight with both sides fully fit would go, both of these bum are claiming to have been havily copromised in the fights they lost
Kody "Nigger" Steele
mmaguru also suffered a story lost, he used to be one of the talking heads you could trust who could call a spade a spade but he's so enamored with swallowing Tom's micro peen that he can't see that he bitched out and has no warrior DNA like Jiri. shame
>>151688590Exactly. What you're doing is high-intensive pattern immersion under a forced decision-making loop.
My posts REALLY stick with you don't they?
Massive story loss for Tom, Gane, Dana, and whole of UFC
>>151688657Gane beat Turd to a bloody pulp and made him quit how is that a story loss?
>>151688526Gane is much better than Bum Ank
>>151688669Denied another chance to be champion
>>151688657It's a story win for Jon Jones (the GOAT) and that's all that matters to me
DEI GANE GETS A 5TH TRY AT THE BELT
>>151688657Not really, mainly Tom for lashing out against the audience for booing him and then saying that the fight should have been a DQ win for him and then acting like he lost an eye even though all the doctors said no lasting damage has been done. Yeah.
Nobody in MMA youtube holds a candle to Kenny Okoye and MMA Joey
>>151688654That loop? Me cumming in Latina women.
people are still talking about this? Its over move on already
The rankings you ask?
>>151688697> even though all the doctors said no lasting damage has been doneUnironically what’s the source, I haven’t seen any legitimate evidence for what doctors have actually said either way
>>151688730Nice try Tommy, but we're talking about this until UFC 322
I'm thinking Cuamba gets it done, by Cuamba choke
>>151688716And honestly? I respect the hell out of that.
when even was the last time a fight was stopped because of an eye poke? has it ever even happened once before in a title fight?
>>151688756I don't remember it ever happening
>>151688748>>151688763Mayor of New York is MuslimYou lost
Gane isn't even mooslim lmao the absolute state of buckbroken gurucels
Gane is white
>>151688782Currently genocide happening to muzzies in Palestine btw lol
>>151688756ZERO TIMES
>>151688782>mayor of Jew York is MuslimKek. Also American Muslims are cuckies, they’re basically just slightly brown libcucks.
Kolmonen finna be a prawlblem for the wmma division
wait did new york really select a muslim major? yall r dumb af ngl
>>151688800Tom didn't deserve any grace after calling for Gane's disqualification but Lopez still showed class, absolute volumes. Chills even
Another 500 posts of /heem/ bootblastednesanin the books, time for 500 more. Get on it, lads, you have a job to do.
I can make a Bones thread if needed
>>151688839We aren't paying you for nothing
>>151688854
>>151688839Jodecy Bonesy do it
>>151688824Lopez is a weird case.
>>151688669 so why couldnt he beat Tom into KO and went for eye poke? dont be a total retard and say it was "accidental"
>>1516872084 whoms
