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Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 9 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 31.9 (NC | -0.1)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.6 (NC |+0.1)3. Indianapolis Colts 30.3 (NC | +0.1)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.3 (NC | -0.3)5. Buffalo Bills 27.7 (NC | +0.2)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.9 (NC | -0.1)7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.5 (NC | +0.1)8. Green Bay Packers 25.5 (+1 | +1)9. Seattle Seahawks 24.1 (-1 | -1.2)10. Denver Broncos 23.1 (NC | +0.2)11. New England Patriots 22.1 (NC | +0.2)12. Los Angeles Chargers 20.8 (+1 | +1.4)13. San Francisco 49ers 20.1 (-1 | -1.1)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.1 (NC | -0.1)15. Chicago Bears 17.7 (NC | -0.5)16. Jacksonville Jaguars 16.4 (+4 | +3.4)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (-1 | -0.4)18. Houston Texans 15.3 (+4 | +4.9)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.2 (-2 | -2.4)20. Carolina Panthers 13 (-2 | -1.9)21. Washington Commanders 12.4 (-2 | -1.9)22. Baltimore Ravens 11.3 (+3 | +3.2)23. Minnesota Vikings 10.2 (-2 | -2.4)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (NC | -0.1)25. Miami Dolphins 7.9 (+5 | +4.9)26. New York Giants 6.7 (-3 | -3.4)27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (-1 | -1.1)28. Arizona Cardinals 5.8 (-1 | -0.7)29. Las Vegas Raiders 4 (-1 | -0.8)30. New York Jets 2.8 (+2 | +1.8)31. New Orleans Saints 2.2 (-2 | -2)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-1 | -1)
• First rookie ever with multiple 300‑yd, 4‑TD, 140+ rating games.• Set rookie record for most 200‑yd, 2‑TD, 0‑INT games.• Became the first player in NFL history to record two passing and two rushing touchdowns in a single fourth quarter.• Led the Broncos to a 33-point fourth-quarter comeback win vs. the Giants, the largest fourth-quarter comeback in team history.• Has never lost to an NFC team
I worship qb cock. I want it in my mouth. In my angus. In each of my orifices
>>151687600hard to defend you on this one
>has fun in your path
>>151687600>chiefs this low
>black qbs
>there are people itt that were not alive when Marcedes Lewis started playing in the NFL
>>151687627This be smashing his own moms bruh
> Another idea the NFL is considering: adding a game to what is now a 17-game regular season and removing a preseason game. NFL fans 60 - 21 percent support the idea, with 18 percent not offering an opinion.>Most fans who support extending the regular season to 18 games think the benefits outweigh the risks. Considering that adding a regular season game would increase players' salaries but also increase their risk of injury, 61 percent think it would be worth it, while 33 percent think it would not be worth it.who the hell is asking for more games?only greedy owners and drooling zoomers are pushing for more games
>>151687638>>151687666Jesus christ gaylib with a top 10 OL and a stacked WR room is still doing this bad?
Kangz
kangz
>Guys, the Clots are definitely the best team in the league! They managed to beat the 2 win Gayders, Dolphin, and Cards! But that's not all, they even blew out the 1 win Tits twice! Is this the birth of an epic new dynasty?Do we really need to wait until the Chiefs expose the 2020 Stillers or is there a chance the current Stillers beat them?
>BREAKING: The Lions are signing star DE Aidan Hutchinson to a 4-year extension>Hutchinson, 25, is now under contract through the 2030 season.
>>151687666If you're creating an stat that aggregates 15 things only tangentially related to QBs and then your top is fucking Sam Darnold, it's a meme stat.
>>151687714He has the worst CPOE in the league
charts are facts
>>151687709Goodell only polled synagogues and betting parlors. Teams are fucking dying now every season because of the extra game and playoff changes. The only way for him to back off is if some injury prone star QB like Joe Glass or Lameme just dies on the field.
>>151687782>DAAAA JOOOOOOOSEuropeans have been watching and cheering on bloodsports for centuries. It's in your poisoned and tainted blood.
>>151687740You seem afraid
>>151687795
>>151687666God EPA is so fucking worthless
I seethe at bone eggs because he sucked on my Auburn Tigers
>>151687756Hell yeah wionsbros
>>151687740They also beat the Broncos and Chargers who are collectively 11-5 but that spoils your gay narrative so you omitted them
>41 year old tight endGood trade, Denver?
>>151687592Dov throwing shade
>>151687862To throw to their 37 year old qb. Also not a trade
$180m over 4 years
>>151687856>squeaked out a win against fucking Bo NixWoah...so this...is the power... of a mid football team? Chorgers win seems legit, but that's a singular win.
My wife Mina Kimes is monitoring this thread. Be on your best behavior for her.
>>151687891Holy overpay
>>151687891Hutchie :3
>>151687907Nah he's worth it
Gonna commit a sex crime because Dem Boys lost AGAIN. What should I do?
>>151687592Dogshit thread
>>151687950dov make ya seeth
>>151687959Yeah he does actually
>>151687891not believing this is real until dov tweets it, sorry
>>151687756May his robotic legs takes us to the sup owl
>>151687971BREAKING
How bout them cowboys?!
>>151687947Jerk off in a school zone
Dov fact checked the fuck out of this whorehttps://www.aol.com/news/ex-wife-calls-dov-kleiman-170601938.html
:O
>>151687907yeah but the Lions aren't winning a bowl so they need to keep their "star" players to make the fans happy. They don't have balls like J. Jones who let Micah walk and doesn't give a shit about what the media/fans have to say about that move.
>>151687984No fucking way. I didnt want to believe it, but you know... the Dovernment knows best.
people complaining about dov are the same people who have an autistic fit if there aren’t news in the OPmaybe it’s you?
>>151688022Who the fuck is Dov?
>>151688039Lurk more
>>151687947Jerk off in a school student
>>151687984Now I know it's real
How long until AI games
>>151688022News should honestly just be links to his tweets with a short description of the tweet.
>>151688081>he doesn’t knowthey’re already here
>>151687991Lol based Dov
>>151687891When will teams learn that huge money for an edge rusher is a bad investment?See how it has worked out for the>steelers>browns>texans>raiders>bengals
you are not going to make me like dov and his spiritually indian "content" even ironically
>>151688115Dov is Jewish. Kikes know ball. Just ask the Eagles.
> Dov Kleiman is in his early 30s and lives in Israelwell into the trash it goesofficially a dov hater
>>151688067More like fuck off with you Twitter literal whos
History books will deem us Dov-heads the victors and the true ball knowers
>tfw no water bottle pony tail girl gf
>>151687991Rekt
Football?
>>151688162We are anticipating the next Dov Xeet
there sure are a lot of synagogues with wifi these days
>>151688081If you look closely, you might notice that they're already using some AI. It's really hard to spot, but if you train your eyes to spot it, you'll see stuff like this in most irrelevant games. I guess it's to cut costs?
>>151688115>spiritually indianthat's funny stuff
>>151688135
GET FUCKING HYPED BOYS
:D
>>151688178Unironically better than a falcons game
>>151688188Was the name not enough of a hint?
>>151688149>girl girlfriend
>>151688130he's a bottom rung kind of jew, one who has to debase himself and deal in tmz slop and outright stealing to get ahead, not a shrewd jew like howie who inspires respect and even fearful reverence in his colleagues
>>151688178I was at this game, that really happened
How ESPN decides that this is the list is beyond me
>>151687740Now look at the Pats schedule. At least the Clots are playing the NFCW this year
>>151688203>no factsI accept your concession
I can be needy way too damn needy
>>151688189>$1 million per tackle
>>151688233just incapable of using google?it’s free
>>151688233That was for the post you replied to. I mistakenly replies to yours
>>151688245These are some quality tackles though!
>>151688248If it's so easy why didn't you bother posting your non existent source.
Cute
>>151688149>tfw water bottle pony tail cardiobunny wife
fire tomlin
>>151688223>throw Lamar at the top so no one calls us racist
>>151688284coward
>>151688276>nypost.com/2023/03/15/who-is-dov-kleiman-solving-sports-medias-biggest-mystery/so, you don’t know how to search google?
Lov Dov. Simple as.
the nfc is so dogshit they’re a non-factorthe Super Bowl will be decided between the Chiefs and the Colts.
>>151688306Was that really so hard little babby lmao
>>151688223>kyler murrayis this ai-generated
>>151688324so you’re just absolutely helpless?
>>151688284If his hoe ass could get the uber paid defense to perform and his WRs to catch, he has a deep playoff chance this year. Aaron is playing very well.I usually like Tomlin but this season can not be a 9 win season.
>>151688331nobody genuinely thinks kyler is a top 10 qb, not even the most delusional cards fan in the world. this list is either ragebait or ai.
>>1516877564 years $180 million, a bit less than Parsons but a bit more guaranteed money.
>>151688334So impressive you can copy paste a link lol you probably use linux
>>151688350Kyler is the worst QB you can have because he isn't good enough to win anything and isn't bad enough to bench. Just like Caleb.
>>151688223Engagement. Be a tiny bit controversial to create dialog and discussion over disagreement. You wouldn't pay attention if it was a normal no-frills listing of QB's nor would you be mentioning ESPN and posting it on here. They got you bro.
>>151688223>fantasy football calamari hasn't been a good FF qb in 4 years.. who makes this shit
>>151688336>I usually like Tomlin but this season can not be a 9 win season.Ok, 10 wins it is!
>>151688350ThatFranchiseGuy is probably the biggest kyler truther around because he has an weirdly strong affinity for manlet qbs, but even he has kinda jumped ship recently. kylel might not even be a cardinal for much longer, they've just been stuck in mediocrity with him and he hasn't come close to matching his early 2021 form again
>>151688364>Source!?>Link?!>Proof!?>WOW!!
>>151688402Tards damaged that relationship by being openly racist against him by telling him to study his play book. Things have never been the same.
I think Nick wright is setting himself up to be embarrassed by Daniel Jones. I'm worried anons he's respecting hurts over Jones.
i heckin love black qanon orbiting my football team because we just had no choice but to draft a shitty backup's backup in the 5th round, thank you andrew berry, very cool
>>151688446what makes the fish "new york"?
>>151688440Wtf i meant to post this
>>151688446what the fuckwhere is the mcchicken
Colts are the only non-fraud team in the AFC. Chiefsbros, how are we feeling about >our only threat?
>>151688446>eating fast """"food"""" slop in one of the best culinary cities in the worldShiggy
>>151688452It's fucking nasty but people still talk like it's superiors to good food>>151688446It's called the 280 raclette because that's how many people spit on it between slthe animal being slaughtered and it making it to your plate.
>>151688454>stat padscott>stat padford
>>151688456It’s usually very hard to run against the Chiefs, but I don’t know, Jonathan Taylor has been so good. If they basically bring the defensive game plan they had in the SB against Saquon that could work. Then you plan on your DBs to win in man coverage and hope Daniel Jones implodes.
>>151688223>no Goff in the top 10, let alone the top 5 top kek
>>151688454KEEEEEEEEEEEK you can tell he's scared of Nix. I'm not even one of the Bolieverfags ITT, but Nix has been playing great ball. The Broncos are atop the AFCW. Nix is better than everyone in his tier
>>151688503oh it's fantasy nvm
>>151688454What does this mountain convey? The more you've been cucked, the closer you are to the summit?
>>151688503goff is not a good fantasy football qb bro
Jones and Goff are the same QB
>>151688356So an overpay
>>151688514
>>151688548Yes lol
>>151688568
>>151688440Great grandma buyed me this for Christmas when I was a little boy RIP GGI never played monsters before tho
>>151688454>dak over love and goff
>>151688518yeah i know, i just read the "How ESPN decides that this is the list is beyond me" and assumed it was some subjective ranking
>>151688588>when you tell your wife's son it's your turn to play your switch so he dumps your last bottle of soilent in the toilet
>>151688588
>>151688446Royale with cheese
>>151688376Used to be, when they were an entertainment company, but now they're a betting company
Dear Shadeur,
Cincinnati has drafted 59 defensive players from 2011 through 2024 and not a single one of those players made the Pro Bowl while playing for the Bengals.
>>151688650The metric system
>>151688694Pro bowl is a popularity contest
Will he be cured of his flu this week?
Do you think Mina would cheat on her husband with me?
>>151687709>who the hell is asking for more games?Who doesn't want more football?18 games per season was always the NFL$ goal, probably with two international games per team and two bye weeks.Now if they'd increase the roster size to 63 players, (or even 73) considering how injuries have become such an issue.
>baltipoor shitskins
>>151688314The colts lost to the single good team they played, coincidentally from the NFC lmao
>>151688446I will say it again, the 20pc Mcnugget box is the only valid McD item
>>151688446seein some new shit here you americans can't suffer
>It's a doggy dog world and I'm the fucking ChinamanUmmmm what did Bo mean by this exactly??
Herbert = goodChargers = shit
>>151688911
>>151688454>Nick Wright's Refball Mountain
>>151688548You kangz should have paid Darnold.
>>151688936Yes Lol
Start Shadeur already, you nazis
>>151688454What has Mahomes done this season to deserve the top spot?
>>151688936>>151688936keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest shit I've ever read on this football app
>>151688454this is surprisingly not terrible, though herbert should be a tier higher, probably over jones
>>151688454Hurts beat DakHurts beat StaffordHurts beat Mahomes
>>151689002>What has Mahomes done this season to deserve the top spot?
>>151688922
>>151689094
i have much respect for Wentz, dude shouldn't have played but did. stupid decision from KOC not to play brosmer but will stand behind my vikies anyway but i'm afraid goff will slaughter vikie defence :(
>>151689127Chefs slightly overratedPackers significantly overratedBroncos overratedColts somewhat underratedAlso a bunch of the "mostly bad" group is overrated but it doesn't matter
>>151689130The vikings suck lol
Some people don't just not know ball, they have no hope of ever knowing ball
>>151689170not a very strong showing so far i agree but i will support :D
>>151689178
>>151688454
>>151689214Mahomes was so confident the Chiefs would still win he was the clapping for the Jaguars after this play happened then still ended up losing lmfao big stinky
Seriously, what they're doing to Shadeur is basically Nazi Germany all over again
6 million Shedeur's have been blackballed this can't continue
>>151689255which side is shadeur :D
>>1516884543rd in your division mountain?
>>151689255many people are saying this
>>151689094>blo dixImagine being a worse QB than Spencer Rattler kek
I swear to god Josh Simmons better give KC a home town deal on his extension for putting up with his personal family stuffbut he'll probably go to LA or San Francisco to be closer to family if KC doesnt give him a record breaking LT contract
>Guys, the Clots are totally real. Trust Danny Dimes!>This is the Hamlin's year. Trash Allen will DEFINITELY beat Mahomes this time! Best team in the league!>Drake Maye should be MVP and the Pats are back! New dynasty starts today!>Pats, Hamlins, and Clots have the three easiest SOS in the leagueWhy do people fall for the fraud narrative every single year? If you get to bully """professional""" teams like the Dolphins and Tits twice a year, you're bound to wrack up some wins.
>>151687600garbage
>>151689408What's going on with him? Does anyone know?
When I saw Shedeur Sanders not go 1st overall in the draft I knew something was off. When I saw Shedeur Sanders not go in the 1st round at all I was enraged. When I saw Shedeur Sanders not go in the top 100 I knew these white owners were pulling the strings. It's a shame to see what these racists are really willing to do to keep a brother down
>>151689420He's in California so it's speculated to be a big family issue>As a highly recruited offensive lineman out of Helix High School in La Mesa, California, Josh Simmons turned down several major college football programs to stay home and play for San Diego State.
my team of black guys is better than your team of black guys
>>151688721How embarrassing. How badly did the Chiefs lose this game? Pat throwing shit throws like that? Feels like a blowout loss where he throws maybe 1 TD
>>151689458you sound like a faggot
If Shedeur Sanders were starting in this thread we'd have a chance but as of right now /mlb/ general is destroying us. This wouldn't have happened under Shedeur Sanders watch
>>151689474its hard to read what you typed because the stanley cup is blocking my view
>>151688936Anon does it again with a witty zinger! Epic, simply epic bro.
>>151689485>black guys>stanley cupcalm down schizo
>>151689474Rare sensible and agreeable post from a Canadian
>>151689002Feel free to see who is top in TDs and second in passing yards this season. If you only take the games when he had at least 1 of his two WR, the gap is even wider. He's your MVP, deal with it nerd.
Can't stop crying when I think of how they did Shedeur in the draft.... Might have to watch the baseball just to take my mind off the pain for a few hours
>>151689408>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HECKIN' RESPECT HIS PRIVACY!It was leaguewide news that CJ fucking IMMEDIATELY jumped on a plane after his aunt's funeral. If Simmons needed to take a week off or whatever, go for it, but it's been almost a month and we've gotten zero update.
>>151688580based GG
>>151689420Hung out with white folk, got hooked on the heron, finally tracked him down and he was selling incense in front of a family dollar.
>>151689540It was his mom's funeral
You girls/they ever wonder what a non racist NFL would look like?
>>151689420cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>151689408Niggah he's locked in for years relax
>>151689408i hope hes dead lol
>>151689614im just saying anon, how many teams would let him do this, how many teams would let him do this without leaking to a reporter what actually happened. Chiefs are building good will here, and I hope he returns the favor
>im just saying anon, how many teams would let him do this, how many teams would let him do this without leaking to a reporter what actually happened.>Chiefs are building good will here, and I hope he returns the favor
>>151689632Bit rude
You now remember pic related
>New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo suffered an open tibia fracture and ruptured deltoid ligament in addition to an ankle dislocation in Sunday's loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, a source confirmed to ESPN.New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo suffered an open tibia fracture and ruptured deltoid ligament in addition to an ankle dislocation in Sunday's loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, a source confirmed to ESPN.>New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo suffered an open tibia fracture and ruptured deltoid ligament in addition to an ankle dislocation in Sunday's loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, a source confirmed to ESPN.FUCKING JOEVER
>>151689664
>>151689686Not really. It's 9 months until training camp for 2026 opens and he's only 23 years old. He'll heal up fine
>>151689647Well they can't decide for him. But the team is handling the best way they can. Having a "get your ass over here, we don't care" attitude will ensure that he won't stick with the team when he's up for an extension or even sooner
this mfers Guardian Cap better be looking like this on Sunday
the eagles and chiefs are homosexual teams and andy reid looks like a walrus
>>151689737Does this board have an AI ban yet and if not why not
>>151689749>ban this because it makes me mad
I only watch chiefs games in hopes that Mahomes or Kelce will suffer a season ending injury. It never works. Why are they invincible?
>>151689749AI make ya seethe? Gonna cry and piss your pants about it??
is it actually impossible to officiate or are reffies pretending to be retarded because they/the league want the play banned?
The Tush Push should be legal against the Chiefs and illegal against everyone else.
>>151689780Kek
>>151689815Tush push this bussy
J.J. McCarthy is a bust
>>151689805I feel like they're sabotaging it. The thing with the Hurts fumble is extremely sus when there was no whistle. The false start thing is also garbage plenty of plays have guys moving slightly before the snap yet faggots in the media (generally the dumbest mouthpiece minstrel niggers) say it's only happen with the Anus Advance
>>151689749Cry about it
>>151689805The Niggles intentionally crowd around the line so they can block the refs views when one of them inevitably does a false start and since penalties aren't reviewable the zebras can't do anything about it
>>151689805trying to get as many moments as possible to buttfluster the casual viewereagles did one for them when they ran it 4 times in a row
>Shedoodoo Sanderps
>>151689902Charles Barkley looking good here
>>151689686>open fracture Holy shit that's terrifying
> Aaron Rodgers on Broderick Jones: “The only tackle I had the other night was Broderick. I love everything you’re about, but also, I’m 41 — You can’t be tackling me like that.”On Rodgers next TD pass the celebration should just be him running from Broderick
Sanders getting traded to the Vikings
>>151689805Everything that's supposedly "impossible to officiate" about it applies to every QB sneak (and pretty much every short yardage play in general) whether there's a push or not. What exactly do people want to ban, and how would the ban work?
Slopfags are cancer
After South African high school soccer player Gary Anderson moved to Pennsylvania, he kicked American footballs for fun at the local high school. The coach helped him try out for the Eagles. Anderson immediately received four college scholarships, was drafted in the 7th round, and played 23 seasons.Shortly after arrival, Anderson did something very "Downingtown," and worked at Pepperidge Farm in the Borough. He also began kicking rugby balls at the high school football stadium (later to be named DiSerafino Stadium) for fun. Anderson then switched to kicking "american footballs" and caught the eye of Downingtown Whippets Head Football Coach Chic Chiccino. Chiccino, and other local spectators, watched in amazement as Anderson drilled 50 yard field goals both right footed, and left footed. After finding out Anderson was not eligible to play high school football, Coach Chiccino, and other locals, all assisted in getting Anderson a tryout with the Philadelphia Eagles.At that time, the Eagles trained at Widener University. Suspecting that Anderson was not NFL eligible, Coach Dick Vermeil alerted college scouts from Georgia, Tennessee, Indiana and Syracuse, who also attended the tryout. After the completion of the tryout, all four schools offered Anderson college scholarships on the spot. On the condition that he was allowed to participate in soccer, Anderson accepted the Syracuse scholarship. Anderson played both soccer and football while at Syracuse and earned football All America Honors in 1981.
>>151690134Nah
>>151690170The Andersons settled in Downingtown, Pa., and a family friend suggested to Anderson that if he was so good at soccer he ought to try kicking an American football. "I'd never seen American football played," he says. When he tried kicking a few field goals at the local high school, one of the school's coaches, who happened to be watching, told him he ought to show the Eagles—in camp at nearby West Chester—what he could do.Anderson took the advice, and in a brief tryout he impressed a handful of college coaches who were visiting the Eagle camp that day. Anderson, who didn't bother warming up, kicked a 50-yard field goal for starters. "After I finished," says Anderson, "my father said to me, 'I think this football must be a pretty big game in this country. This one coach saw you kick six balls and offered you a college scholarship, which he said was worth $40,000.' " Actually, four schools offered him scholarships, and Anderson picked Syracuse, where he set an NCAA record with a career field goal percentage of 87.4 and converted 72 of 72 extra-point attempts.
not reading lol
>>151687608I'm a broncos fan but you're forgetting that >we lost to the seahawks week 1 last year
>>151690188The basis you have to get, is that Gary Anderson lived in America for about 2 days, and in that time went from getting a job at a factory, to being offered full scholarships at big-name schools for a sport he'd never played or seen. What a fucking CHAD
>>151690217this much admiration for another man is a bit queer hope you know that
>>151690236you must live a very pathetic and miserable life
>>151690244
>>151690270Got his ass. This hysterical queer knows his place now.
>>151690270
>>151690170>>151690185Not reading all of that but I'll read some of it but not right now because First Things First is on and I have to watch that so then I'll be more informed when I read your post this able to respond at a higher level of ball knowing
reddit has better football discussion
>>151690145they used to have a rule prohibiting pushing or pulling a teammate to aid forward progress until the mid-2000s, but took it out of the rulebook because, according to mike florio, the penalty was never called. and then 20 years later the eagles taught the league a lesson about chesterton's fencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQXhS1nPf3g
>>151690441>Eagles have Tha Carter and Tha Carter II
what are the broncos gonna do with their new 40 year old TE
Herbert has the qtest gf
>>151690631the nose knows
I've realized that I don't know ball
>>151690631Plastic ass hoe
anyone wanna play madden 2004 with me
>>1516906317est seven to ever seven. you can do a lot worse and i'm happy for him, but that's a strange choice for everyone to soiface over
>>151690648Based non-ball knowing admitter
>>151690670Yes
>>151690631>>151690668she told her plastic surgeon "I want to look like a Kardashian".
>>151690670no i wanna play madden 2004 at you
>>151690714ok we can both be the falcons or neither one of us can
>>151690678>i suffer in the land of qt women
Halloween edition of Nick's Tiers
>Washington Commanders receiver Terry McLaurin re-injured his right quad and won't play in Sunday's game vs. the Seahawks. He has missed 5 games this season.LMAO at paying this nigga and all of the sudden he's injury prone.
>>151689805>pretending to be retardedI think refs are just retarded. They can't officiate anything, this just exposes that.
(at the tom brady roast)kevin hart is here everyone! hes short! *some audience members chuckle* if you played in the nfl, tom wouldn't throw to you because you're black! *audience laugh* just ask randy! *camera pans to randy moss as crowd loses it*
It’s so sad that Josh Allen got cucked. He had real potential to take the Bills all the way but now that his wife has convinced him that he’s “more than a quarterback” there is really no hope. Mentally and physically the man has been cucked to death.
>nooooo you can't just have a franchise quarterback!
>>151687666White, black, white, black, white, white, black, black, white, white, black, ???, black, black, white, Samoan, white, white, white, white, black, blasian, black, white, black, white, black, black, Hawaiian, white, black, black, black warrants a >black QBs?
HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DRAKE FUCKING MAYE
>>151691412I get that you're hyped on Maye, but that's such a simple, easy play lol. If he could NOT do that I'd be concerned.
wow this fucking sucks. at least i'll be getting more sleep the next 3 thursdays
>>151691409I assume that if you wear one of those helmet covers the rest of the team treats you like you're the retarded kid at school.
>>151687709Make it an even 20 regular season games
I'm going to say it now. I don't think Jamar Chase would it mentally survive being on these Eagles teams. AJ Brown is battling his demons because he's struggling with the balance of winning as a team and personal accolades. Ain't no way is Jamar going to survive days where he gets to targets and one catch for 3 yards because his teammates are doing so well
>>151691441It was a laser in traffic. Many current QBs cannot make that pass... I know, I've just seen 4 in a row against the Patriots.
>>151691412Wow he made an ez play
>>151691452The regular season been kinda ass this season...hopefully the playoffs will be great
>>151690631I want to splooge on her tiny nose
>>151690188didnt read it either kek
>>151688451>Italian coaches
>>151690441damn we may need Metchie if AJ is going to force his way back to the Titans to go 150 yards every week in 30 point losses
>>151690988many such cases
>>151690910Other than the obvious Chiefs homerism this is one of the few good rankings he's had. can't believe he has the eagles high
retard hereis the quality of the team's management/ownership the most important factor for a team's success or failure?
>>151691522Best QB in the league with the deep ball.
What did the ravens mean by this?>>151691610Maybe because the Packers don't have an owner and they're always good
>>151691610YesGood gm > good coach
>>151691610team culture
>>151691126>muh field generalwonder if Sherman checked in with his wifey before scorching dixiecuck farmhouses
>>151690988he gets paid more then picrel btw. he hasn't missed a game since his rookie year (knocked on every piece of wood in my house just now)
>>151691610reminder: the bengals have the smallest scouting depart in the NFL and that's been the case for decades. they used to have only 4 people but now i think they're up to 6 or 8. that's still way less than the 20-40 people most teams have
>>151691651theyd be a lot better with just one(me)
>>151691510There that's a bit better.
>>151691610Great organizations can be competitive with shitty players. That's how important it is. It's all about management, as with everything in life.
How many this week?
uh, was rat man that bad they won't give him another chance?
>>151691830There's no coming back from this
>>151691830You dont get to start after that career killer pick 6
>>151691849i don't know why people are giving him so much shit over this. he was off balance and his feet weren't set, that's why he got pushed over
>>151691849How do you even live with yourself after this? Rattman better pack his bags and start a new life in a 3rd world country where no one recognizes him
>>151691849the reaction afterwards
The Mutt Emasculator
>>151691980I miss the Kelce that pounded Nubian QVEENS
>>151691980travis should be with a black queen instead of the quintessential basic bitch white girl
>>151691324The BOGGING of America
>CJGJ signing with the bearsoh my
>>151689354But Braxton Shart isn't really likable
>>151689354>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>151692118And there it is
>FUCKson Dart
>>151689805The play isn't so bad but this was an obvious fumble that they missed somehow.
ITS OUT!
>>151692217>before December 31st 2025Nah ...
>>151692217>an actual woman posting on my /nfl/ genny?you know the rules
You guys mind posting some more Dov?
I'd rather get graphs
>>151692217There isn't an option to bet "never"?
Baseball stat niggering is one of the worst things to happen to the NFL
>>1516922915 can't win with these cats!
>>151692217During February 2026>Queefs v. Niggles III: King of the Refbabies>tie game late in the owl>queefs D very clearly jumps early and stops a 4th and 1 bussy bump>no whistle>sirianni goes full hothead on the sideline>hurts quotes a fortune cookie while walking off the field>walk off FG queefs winner>confetti drops>Taylor Swift runs onto the field into Kelce's arms>Goodell himself appears and officiates the wedding live, right on the field with the Lombardi in the background
not only is she the queen of /nfl/, she's a good owner https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wIDaLe3QXJ0
>>151692360That's a pretty gay story you made
>>151692360Reminder the Eagles saved football from this. You should be thankful for their service.
Tell me jets fans, how good is michael Carter 2?
>>151691452oh i disagree, i think if lamar hasn't gotten his head back, tomorrow could be a very entertaining clownshow.
>>151692429She's actually just making sexy drawings of the players
>>151692282YIKES:
>I drive
>>151692484She's drawing Danny Dimes with a cartoonishly oversized ass
>>151692485A shame the NFL can't boot that loser like they did the other.
>Sid Luckman is 2nd in passing yards in Chicago Bears franchise history, behind Jay Cutler>Sid Luckman played in the 1940s when helmets were made of leather
>>151692665you now remember mitch trubusky
Were our dads always as pissed off as us at the NFL growing up this whole time?
>>151692716yea thats why they beat us
>>151692665Grim.
>>151692665Wait there wasn't a 4000 yard passers til the late 60s, and there wasn't one on the NFL til the 80s I think. So that means the 2nd best passing yards in a season in Bears history is less than 4000. I don't remember Cutler throwing 4000 yards in a season for the Bears...surely this can't mean that the Bears have never had a qb throw for 4000 yards in a season, can it?
>Black QBs
>>151692716Yes. My Grandpa was a Giants fan (Mom's side) and my Dad a Patriots fan. They would argue constantly.
>>151692716If my wife was a fan of a different team, I'd rape her every time mine beat hers
>>151692806>blue QBs
>>151692716My dad went out for a pack of smokes 14 years ago and never returned
Charlie Kirk bros... not like this... why is the NFL so fucking woke?
>>151692858They already did like a 4 hour memorial.
>>151692877the grift continues i guess
>>151692780Anon, I...
>>151692877In the Tardinals stadium, even though he was a Bears fan lmao
>>151690441Probably means Dejean is going to be playing a lot more on the outside
>>151690477Right but that doesn't fix any of the problems people are complaining about. QB sneaks without pushing are equally difficult to officiate.
Without looking it up, name the bears WR with the most yards in a career.
>>151690910Surprisingly good (other than the Chiefs obviously)
>>151692900Close enough in terms of quality teams
>>151691441>>151691522I haven't seen any highlights from him that wow me. Until evidence otherwise he's just a schedule/scheme babby.
>>151692952Kirk watched Gayleb play the stinkiest week 1 ever then died KWAB
>>151692940well if cutler was the all time passing leader I'm going to guess Alshonor Walter Peyton
>>151692921Bo! Don't do it Bo!
>>151691412>>151691510>>151691614Why are his receivers always so wide open? I thought it was a shit WR room.
>>151692940Mike Ditka
>>151692291I swear Ward is not bad. Classic case of getting drafted to the wrong place ruining a career.
>>151692980good passing concepts that can scheme recievers into beating coveragesthe Eagles have the opposite problemtalented recievers but poor passing schemes that run their recievers into coverages
>>151692998Maybe we were wrong about Levis too.....
*ruins your culture and 'owl dreams*
>>151693036My P/a/triots dodged a bullet.
>>151693036nigga got the entire fanbase to turn on him in half a season
>>151693036Anyone have a webm of his great catch from this week?
>>151693055This team hasn't had that much success in 25 fucking years. And what's the first thing this coon does? Ask for more money and hold outFuck him
>>151693036Right in the quads
Now that I find out Dov is indeed a human I am a bit disappointed bros
>>151693058The catch that put him back on IR? Or the other catch that he got hurt on
>>151693126I don't think that guy owns the account anymore. We don't know what Dov is anymore.
>>151692998>I swear Ward is not bad.6th in the league in # of pass attempts (274).2nd to last of all eligible QBs with %57.7 completion percentage.He's dogshit awful!
You just know that if Quinn made any of our injured players play, these same false-flaggers would be making fun of that too'ders absolutely LOUNGING in that head rent free
If I ever want to make myself smile I just think about what Shedoodoo getting his first start with the cleveland browns will look like and I works like a charm.
>>151692998How many untouched fumbles does he have? Face it, he ass
>>151693198Just laugh at his extravagant draft party where he thought he'd get drafted in the first round
>>151693232Which one said it?
how many tomorrow?
>>151693198Gabriel actually plays ok. If his WRs could catch his stats would be much better
>>151693232This clip skips the part where Dak spit at him first
>>151693250ALL OF THEM!!!
>>151693250Interceptions? He's overdue for at least 2
>>151693232Right down the front of his pads.
>Bryce Young Bust >Caleb WilliamsBust >Cam Ward Bust Who will the #1 pick fall for this time?
We fall too hard for the flashy Hollywood QB. Tom Brady was never this, and he won 7 Super Bowls
>>151693232
>>151693361Yeah, but he's bogged with the best of them.
>>151693157Either, really
>>151693304I like PFF when it matches up with my eye test and disregard it otherwise
>>151693331That white boy with the Spanish name
>>151693361Brady got lucky early in his career cause Belichick put together elite defensesBrady wasn't really Brady until 2007
SUPER BOWL SCENARIOSWhat would be>the most boring matchup >the most wholesome matchup>the most kino matchup >the matchup the NFL wants
>>151693303Raven's defense only has 4 takeaways (2 int's) on the year. They are really bad.
>>151693463>>the most boring matchup Chiefs Eagles>>the matchup the NFL wantsChiefs Eagles
>>151693463>the most boring matchupEagles vs Chiefs>the most wholesome matchupBills vs Lions >the most kino matchupPackers vs Colts>the matchup the NFL wantsChiefs vs Eagles
>>151693475True but Pooa's brain is also really bad
>>151693463>most boring Chiefs vs Eagles obviously.>most wholesomeLions vs Colts>most kinoLions vs Patriots>what the nfl wantsThey would salivate if they Chiefs and Cowboys met there
>>151693463>the most kino matchupEasily Bills vs Lions because the loser would just be fucking crushed. >BIlls lose0-5 in SBs all time>Lions loseHave STILL never won after like 60 years
>>151693475They are about to double their ints
>>151693463>the most kino matchupChiefs Lions
>>151693523The AFC failing to stop the Chiefs for the 6th time in 7 years is not kino at all, it's fucking annoying and patheticFuck you
>>151693431Patrick Mahomes?
>>151693540yeah I know, but I'm defaulting to the Chiefs since the AFC is so fraudulent I can't see any other team in it. Hope I'm proven wrong and the Patriots, Colts, or Broncos don't implode like I think they will.
>>151693463>>the most boring matchup chiefs eagles>>the most wholesome matchupchiefs eagles>>the most kino matchup chiefs eagles>>the matchup the NFL wants...chiefs eagles
>>151693591Sorry for being mean
>>151693304Why does everyone hate PFF?
>>151693617jewish mathematics
>>151693617it's the eye test that people try to assign numbers to, it inherently makes no sense
>>151693617
>PFF
>>151693331Dante Moore
>>151693617They don't know the players' assignments
>>151693617pff? more like pfft
>>151688451>hmmm Stefanski...dat do be soundin like a itallun nameKek niggers
>>151693463>the most wholesome matchup Colts Seahawks
>>151693617it exposes box score watchers and system baby qbs
>>151693463>>the most boring matchupPats - Seahawks>>the most wholesome matchupBills - Lions>>the most kino matchupBills - Eagles>>the matchup the NFL wantsChiefs - Packers
>>151692858>not my halftime showLol why are they so soft?I hope they go thru with it just to find out nobody bothered watching it
>>151692858Lmao
>>151692485((( )))
I'm eating sweetened condensed milk straight out of the can
Redpill me on Tyler Shough
>>151693811overpriced and worse version of Tanner McKee
Based
>>151693811if he was younger he would have more hype
>>151693792Wouldn't drinking it be easier?
>>151693660>>151693640So why does the NFL / ESPN use it?
>>151693779Is it too windy to throw the ball in chicago?
>>151693779So many RBs on this list lol
>>151693843Collinsworth owns part of it
>>151693811his name is pronounced as "shuck".
>>151693843ESPN appeals mainly to the retard demographic
>>151693864Shough's chuck and fuck
>>151693826More like that's how badly he wanted out of New York. He'd make that sale deal with the majority of the teams in the league desu
>>151693877
>>1516938116'5" Has a strong armPlayed in a pro style system at college Actually goes through all of his progressions before throwing the ballAccurate Throws with good anticipationThis doesn't mean that he will be good but I think he can get more out of the offense than Spencer Rattler. I am really worried about his tendency to do retarded shit when a defender gets near him.
>>151693826Would you want to stay on the Jets?
>>151687740Patriots are worse than the Colts when it comes to baby schedule. At least the Colts are blowing these shit teams out. I want to see how they play against the Steelers and Chiefs. I have a feeling the Steelers will win this matchup.
TOOOOAAAAAASSUMEFROM IGNORANCE INFLICTING WOUNDSWITH ACROSS TURNED DAGGERINSIDE CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN EVIL TAKES ITS FORM INSIDE CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN COMMANDMENTS TAKES ITS FORM
>>151693939for millions of dollars? Yes.
>>151693954but what if you could go to another team for also millions of dollars?
>>151693950The Pats are anally raping these shit teams so hard they don't know where they are afterwards.
>>151693826That's like a stairway to heaven opening up in front of you lmao
>>151688578imagine giving c-ment hands 34 million dollars.lol. lmao even
STROOONGERTHAN ANY FAITH
The male dolphin is equipped with a prehensile penis, which it may use to wrap around an arm or a leg. It can use its penis like a monkey uses its tail to grab onto branches.
raiderfags have been reduced to a shambolic state (again)the only representative is the jennyfag autist, even temujin fucked off
>>151693968Change your trip to orangemanbad
>>151694058CTE is real problem.
>>151694040just because they took their trip off doesnt mean they arent here
ALL ILLNESS CAN BE HEALED THE CELL REGENERATES DISAMBIGUATED SITUAAAAAATION
>>151693617I’m new and I don’t know ball. Is PFF like Corsi in hockey? Corsi is an advanced stat that people use to overrate mediocre players who attempt a lot of shots but don’t necessarily score goals and they justify it with players who can score goals. It’s been around for years now but it’s overall pretty meaningless and can just mean that a mediocre player is surrounded by better players when they’re on the ice.
>>151694085The only one worth acknowledging is jennyposter though once again
>>151693968Not really. Just the Panthers and Titans. Not like the Colts dropping 30+ multiple times and hating the league leading point differential. Keep in mind I’m not sold on the Colts being legit. Given the rest of their schedule I think they get the 1 seed and the bye but they’ll lose the divisional. And if they don’t get the 1 seed they’ll lose the wild card.
>>151694101Its just a grade given to a player's performance in a game by PFF employees that watch their film. It is supposed to add more nuance then just regular boxscore watching.
>>151694161Against whom?
Bradysknee enjoys gratifying himself to webms of female track and field athletes of questionably young ages
>>151694186Oh no, he mad.
>>151694207This guy is just Ack Jones 2.0
>>151693544Justin Eyyybert
>>151694175Whomever they play. Probably the Steelers if they don’t get the bye. I think Baltimore wins out and takes the division.
>>151694101PFF is not even a statistic. Players start at 60 and for every play they are given between +2 and -2 based on an eye test.
>>151694220to be fair he's a mobile mac jones, which is pretty good ngl
>>151694220This guy doesn't know ball.>>151694230Aaron's already starting to melt down and Lamar too busy getting that Nashville Hot.
>>151694207>Loses to the only good teams he played
>>151694230>I think Baltimore wins outOh that's kek
>>151694231>eye testWho's eyes?
>>151694170>>151694231Sounds worse then
>>151694271Some dude from grubhub
>>151694257You mean the former top of the division Buffalo Bills? Shocking.
fat retarded nigger
>>151694271https://www.pff.com/analysts
>>151694266With Lamar back how’s that a kek? NFL.com even gives them a 52% chance of making the playoffs today and 58% if they win tomorrow. They’ll probably be on top their division before they even play the Steelers. Lamar will be MVP because of it. Screenshot this
>>151694317correct
>>151694207What will the cope be when the Patriots bootyblast the Bucs?
>>151688750>Who doesn't want more football?Most people. Not many people watch preseason games. Not many people watch the UFL. The NFL was perfect with a 16 game season. A 24 game season would be too much and people would lose enthusiasm. 17 is fine. 18 would probably be fine too. But somewhere, they'd be too much.
LISTEN UP WHEN I AAAAAAAAAAAAIM ASPOILED LITTLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151694380i thought all of you guys think the bucs suck and are only in playoff contention because of their shitty division
They will inevitably expand to 18 but that's the max.
>>151694207If Jayden was great last yearand Drake is great this year....Caleb sisters, we know what next year will bring...
>>151694380>Faker Gayfield>Paper Tiger>Schedule Babyetc. etc.
>>151694317the bears would have a dynasty if this retard jsut picked maye. hopefully ben johnson gets his ass fired.
>>151694373why did this poor fuck decide to coach my dogshit burrshe doesn't deserve this
>>151694431Torn perineum, 6-8 weeks out?
>>151694461he better not get scapegoated and fired. he is obviously the only good thing this franchise has going right now.
>>151694522NEW
>>151694358Their defense still sucks and they were winless with lamar
>>151694421The Bucs are 6-2 and Baker was an MVP candidate until recently, hard to argue they're bad
>>151694545They'll meme that argument.
