Kickoff in 25 bingsNewcastle: Ramsdale, Krafth, Thiaw, Schar, Burn, Willock, Tonali, Ramsey, Elanga, Woltemade, Barnes.Subs: Pope, Trippier, Botman, Joelinton, Gordon, Osula, Jacob Murphy, Guimaraes, Miley.Tottenham Hotspur: Kinsky, Porro, Danso, Sarr, Spence, Bentancur, Joao Palhinha, Johnson, Bergvall, Simons, Richarlison.Subs: Austin, Tel, Kudus, van de Ven, Muani, Scarlett, Olusesi, Rowswell, Gunter.
putting a fiver on kinsky getting an assist
COYS!!!!
good evening itv1 enjoyers
shall be watching this one from the bath
Howay the lads
simons has the expression of a lad who has huffed many solvents
>>151690532hes basically had 2 expressions since coming to spurs, jumping on micky celebrating a goal or despair think its just his resting face though doubt hes always that miserable
wolves already 1 down before the main event even starts
some nice feathered hats on those lads (cant screenshot because itv is gay)
Kneeling rn for the poppies
>>151690709patriot
Toot
>>151690382how many for woltechade
is there var
Has anyone ever had a can of carabao?
>>151690816don't think so
Simons is so so so shit Why do all of our big money signings turn out shit
>>151690824yeah, it tastes like stella
>>151690852We unironically need to follow Newcastle's model of paying a premium for less glamorous signings. Every window everyone says Newcastle have overpaid for such and such player but they end up coming good. Meanwhile people often think we've done well in the window before any of them have kicked a ball for us and they end up being flops.
>>151690852How much did >we pay for vdv, kudos, and Bergvall? Easily >our best signings since Conte left. Maddison would be there if he wasn't out all season
Four four facking two
brennan johnson has to be the most useless footballer I've ever seen
Woltemade good feet For a big man x
>>151690916Tap in merchant, that's all he does, doesn't press. Having Simons does even worse
lmao @ johnson
>Johnshit
>>151690952don't see why frank doesn't try putting him in as a striker, being a tap-in merchant isn't terrible if you're a striker but he can't dribble, pass or cross so playing him as a winger is completely pointless
we're lucky they havent scored to be fair
Spurs are getting battered here
Newcastle really need to put away one of these chances if they want to break the deadlock
>>151691044If they don't, its unlikely they'll win before a penalty shootout.
I really thought we got lucky to sign Simons. I thought we finally got one of those elite signings that teams like City or Liverpool always get. How wrong I was. We never get anything nice.
>>151691076think we might get this guy called harry kane next summer
spurs will grow into the game sorry newcastle i dont make the rules
>>151691012To be fair he can also do through balls if his defender has fallen asleep, but that's it>>151691076I don't look at players until they sign ever since falling for the Ndombele meme
HAWAYY
>ties laces>concedevelcro chads we stay winning
grim
>people actually think Kinsky should start over Vicario
lmao Spence's attempt at shithousing ended up distracting his own team and led to the Newcastle goal. The most Spursy thing I've ever seen
Twinkbros….
>Sperms
Inevitable without vdv or romeo at the back
how did tottenham ever win the europa they are poo
business idea: kevin danso long throw that leads to a goal
>>151691076Leipzig are top tier scammers
>>151691217Second season mate
Scharly you can't be serious
>>151691217>3rd in the PL>poo
>>151691238rare flag that
How much can we recoup for Simons in January?
cute little attack at least
>RICHARDLISHIT
danso
send richy back to everton. sulking faggot
>richarlison
johnson playing well
why are they playing like this out of nowhere
>>151691364>picstill would
Newcastle on top
>>151691256everyone in the prem including haram arsenal are poo right now
richarlison is at least good at being fouled today kek
>richarlison again
>>151691585Ole ole
rare xavi having a shot
Andy Cole is looking ancient now
>>151691773He's had some bad health issues over the years
don't often see the commentators and pundits influenced by the crowd. spuds haven't been very good but newcastle haven't been much better and yet the comms are completely one sided.
Based german
hoping for a spuds comeback but they suck
Wheeee
germany at it again, spurs are afraid
>kinsky
B I GD I C KN I C K
Imagine getting rid of a moody unprofessional negro for a record fee and replacing him with a giant personable 80s throwback for half the price who proceeds to outscore him massively
Woltemade is huge
nick is a heightbabby
>Xavi Semens
>Sting in the rafters
>>151692067ITS STIIIIIIIIING
>this is mr sting from the massive hoose
Ramsdale having a great game
>>151692250pretty easy to make a save when the ball is fired straight at you
>>151692008rare vpn
Are spurs, dare I say it, pure shit without Romero and Van de Ven?
lovely fight
feeling sad
>losing to joe willockwew
