Dern Fight week
>/heem/
>>151695394what if one of them kissed the other lol
>>151695443What if she slipped and fell and my nose went up her crack haha
>>151695394Thread heemy
jiribjp.tv
Whom has the tighter asshole, Kai kara France or Kai trump?
"the man in the arena steps into the cage and then the cage doors close and you fight your opponent with martial arts and try to win the fight"-cyril gan
>>151695487I put my union jack at half-staff for this. RIP little Britnigga.
>>151695470uh oh stinky! lol!!!
holy fuck they linked up
his fingers were uplegal poke.
>>151695628Jon broke the number one rule of fazza club, and that's you DO NOT fuck hasbullah in front of the camera
Gane bless
>>151695628brehs hes legit hard....what de fuk mayne
>>151695571he thinks we cant see him
Didn't even notice Jon had a boner until someone put a red circle around it. These doos call Jon gay but keep an eye on his meat at all times.
>>151695756>>151695673>>151695628It's literally his phone in his pocket, you BBC addicted freaks.
Kayla Harrison
is this how yall nigga boners work? doofies.
question really is? why let the midget near him at all?
Just Aspinall'd my Gane while on the Makhachev
>Jon Jones is gay!>really? >Y-yeah, just look at this video I have of him smelling a guy's hair. And this one of him in the pool. And this one of him calling someone 'blue eyes'. A-and this one of him hugging a guy. And this picture of him biting his lip. A-and this one of him putting his pants on. And this one of him with a boner. And this one of him dancing. And this on-
Hasbulla...was raped.
>>151695963gays usually can spot other gays
>>151696001me kidney stones
IT'S UP! :eggplant: :fire: :fire:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWWhVO8LFng
>>151696070BASADO
heh, more like jon "boner" jonesheh
The heavyweight division will always be the hardest division because they hit the hardest, so one lucky shot can knock someone out. Thats why despite being the oldest division, it has the lowest consecutive title defenses of all divisions.
You faggots would have sex with Jon Jones
>Tom Aspinall asks for fight result to be overturned to a NCbloody hell!
>>151696160nah that's you
>>151696173you're joking, right?
>>151696387this guy released a 1 hour 47 minute youtube video cut with dramatic AI where pajeet doctors just made fun of his eye and he pretended to cry and be blind. Probably 2 hours after being hurt. What's so surprising that he's doing this too?
>>151696411I assumed he would let up after nothing showed from the exams.
*solves the eyepoke meta*
>>151695963Ive never seen the blue eyes one. Someone post it
DOCTAH STOPPAGE
>>151696534what does doo do if doos are across the street with guns?
Maggoty old minge, full of maggots!
genuinely can't tell gooks apart.
>>151696607this but white people
>>151696607My brother asked me today if my wife was vietnamese. I was like "Look at her, she's clearly chinese."
has there been a fighter with the nickname Honkey Kong?
im hungry, and scared
guess keith petersons day jobspoiler below.______________diesel mechanic
Why are you guys so vitriolic towards each other?
red sprite with a half assed joint rn
>>151695437Imagine creampieing Dana.
got a copper press for my ice no going back
>>151696920What does this devilishly smug looking young gentleman know?
>>151696881why is gane making that scary face :( kinda scaring me
*searches up copper press*ahh yeah cool stuff b
say Jon Jones in spanish
Tom orb status?
*plugs nose*Ehhhhh *mouth breathes*SHON SHONES
>>151697002That every foul is premeditated and deliberate. >>151697172Juan Juanes.
nigga said doo do
Spammy has absolutely fucking RUINED this general.
Mayhem Miller says Gane was winning.
pretty sure Bisping said it took a while after the Vitor fight for his eye to completely fail.if Aspinalls issue persists then, granted he hasn't lost his eye, we'll probably see the rematch next year.
apparently themba fought hurt last time. doctors said its up to him and hes like hes finna fight
>>151697824wow. that's incredible.
levels
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6fq0ZT42mIOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
tom bros what did jon jones mean by this
>>151698177he really does hate women
>>151698253how can you tell the gender of the horse?
>>151698258NOOOOO
>>151698299the mane, but thats besides the point.
>>151698299The balls
Guru sisters are NOT happy.
Tom is an horse
>>151698455this nigga pays women to hang out with him
you're telling me this is legal but an eyelid tickle isn't? who writes this shit?
Salkild heems Paddy
heeminder this was deemed unintentional
Fatty Plumppett bros...
>>151698767this was the first time Chris ever cheated so it clearly wasn't intentional
>>151697991Lmao
>>151698455There might be one or two things that slightly distract from the eye patch trolling.
>>151698455I've been posting nonstop about tomala being a sissy but this zesty duck letting him live in his head rent free still is patheticDesperately need new life in the HWs
Just farted myself revved
When I see this I just start throwing and people get hurt.
how does gane maintain his vibrant golden color? can i be that color?
>>151698455Once I saw the faggy pink outfit I knew it was that ukie jew
diaper tom go poo poo dipey help me papa andy
all these dudes saying they wouldn't quit after an eyepoke are ripe for an eyepoke in their next fights and if they refuse to continue after I touch their brains they're pussies, I like the new meta.
>>151699599umm yeah we don't post selfies here bro
I regret to inform, that Tom...still cannot see.
>>151699703we post selfies here and I gotta say....nice
Il était une fois, plusieurs fois, ma mère a couché avec un homme noir et a eu un bébé. C'est une chose que faisaient les femmes blanches dans les années 80. Le bon vieux temps, vraiment. Ce bébé est devenu un combattant professionnel. Ces gènes noirs légendaires brillent avec force. Si tout cela pose un problème... vous savez où est la porte.
>>151698455somehow is a bigger bitch than tom "got the hurtsies in me peepers" aspinall
>>151699739I wish I got to hang out with team punishment at big bear and play guitars hero with the man himself, TITO BAD BOY
to see or not to see..
Will it ever stop? Yo, I dont know. Turn off the lights, and I glow.
jones refused to fight a pussy like tom aspinall who gets destroyed by cereal gainhe refused 30 millions and retired cause he was scared of le "me fooken eye" nigga who gassed out 3 minutes into his fight
>>151699891Godne was paid to take a dive btw>>151700037Yep, afraid so buddy. Afraid so.
>>151699891Just imagine what Jones would've done then.
Yeah no shit Jones raped Gane. He loves fucking men!
>>151695394First time here; why the hate towards Khabib?
>only updates on tom's eye are from his dadWatch there be zero actual damage.
>>151700094overrated bum who retired early and his 3 best wins are retards who can't grappleKhabib wouldn't be champ in the current lightweight division
Name a fighter that could beat prime Khabib.
>>151700094the dahmer of dagestan
>>151700316Goku
on the latest episode of Road To My Eyes with Tom Aspinall he's visiting a fourth doctor to get another opinion
>>151700316
>>151700316Full camp Al Iaquinta.
aaah me FOOKIN clitornis
cso
Ciryl Gane is half white half nigger
>>151700463Yin yang...pentu butter and jelly...wabi and sabi....
What is dis diddy blud doing in the calculator? Is blud Einstein?
https://youtu.be/bI4qDx6N8t4?si=9TNZusIjb0AanuCR
Doctor told me my sugar was high. I said naw cuz she been sober all year by the grace of God.
I CANT SEE
>>151700572This better be an song lyric or Im garbbing your dick and twisting it
ganebros..
Ciryl Gane's dad is white
Deadly, when I hear a dope melody. Anything less than the best is a felony.
oh me son, me little gollum son
>>151695394i always like the polite handshakes at the end
>>151700767His dad is black as 2am.
Y'all aren't gonna believe how many of my eggs I can fit into just this one basket.
Nah those books are shit, just look at their cover.
All you need is The Bible.
Just bought the perfect house to hurl stones at my neighbors from, I can see everything because it's all glass.
party rock is in the house tonight
>>151700316Daruish would maul that freak
>>151701095Nah fuck that !>>151701108Lets go for that !
you now remember the UFC heavyweight division
>>151701214Is he your friend ?
>Nah fuck that!Nah fuck THAT.
>>151701288Nah fuck that !
>>151701312
Theres something about jerking off your buddy that makes you feel so good
Jon still loses to Tom. A fact you have to contend with. Jones couldnt even move out the way of Stipe's slow ass punches. Jones would get crushed in 1.
Had to ghost a lifelong friend. He kept getting this goofy ass smile while jerking my meng.
Sneed??
Chuck?!
Aspinall vs Gane 2 should take place in USA. Neutral territory
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>meets with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Tom's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>among other things, claims the fight should've ended in disqualification of an honorable man he just robbed>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act >entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels turn on him, including current and former fightersThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions, even McGregor had it better after losing to KhabitchHis only chance to redeem himself at this point is to gouge his eyes out Oedipus-style to prove the damage was actually serious and win the rematch in 15 seconds or less anyway.
I thought Miocic had done worse but at least he showed heart, all those elbows he took and he didn't quit in the first round and landed some punches and had Jones running sometimes. Not bad for a 42 year old and after 3 years and 7 months without fighting.https://youtu.be/_BQHIqY_TRc?si=r5-azxjbzRIyhjMx
>>151701421U fucken queer! War Joe Pyfer!
PICO POWER
Ass pain anal sisters... Other fighters just keep mocking us...
>Tom's vision will be slightly worse during the rematch >won't see Gane's spinning high kick Gane really is that smart
Tom Aspinall goes to therapy to confirm he has ptsd from the eyepokes episode 41
>>151701779The real winner in all of this is GODlovich
breaking news : toms father has found a new doctor who will hopefully find out what is wrong with toms eye (s) after he was cleared for the tenth time but diagnosed with a severe case of bullshititisvideo tomorrow on tom aspinalls official youtube
it's crazy how tom won the story so hard that he retired both jones and gane in a single fight
>>151701847Pavlovich actually weighed in on this too, he said Tom broke psychologically, absolutely based
Alexander Volkov has a legit chance of being Heavyweight champion
Tom Español
>>151701899Do you see him winning against Gane that is faster and more technical?
>>151701949Gane won't get a title shot next after that. He doesn't have to beat Gane to become champion.
just dropped a Tom in the Dagestan
>>151701962Pavlovich also looks faster. Jones, Pereira, Aspinall won 2 times against him,
>>151701855They already got a referral on monday so they have spent all week finding a dr patel willing and able
>>151701596Excellent pasta
Sex with Dern
According to polls Aspinall is well on his way to win the KWABOTY
>>151702135KWABOAT I do declare
>>151701596TRVKE
>>151701847Pavlovich wins the rematch.
>annual vacations to jamaica!
>>151701596the gane curse is inescapable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfxuU9u9Lv8its up
Thomas "tom" aspinall tricked pav with the never before seen pre fight forward facing shoulder rub so the TKO really should not count>>151702196Talmbout
>>151702223Joey has been on a roll recently, absolutely basedCLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
Jacuzzi jacuzzi
>gane threw away the title fight because he couldn't help himself cheating>tom kept the belt>tom got a huge payday for a few minutes in the ring>jon jones still retired like a cuck
khabib recounts his childhood experience of fighting a baby bearthe bear was biting him, so he complained to his fatherhis father simply replied... "bite him back"
Shakira Shakira
>>151702279Keep telling yourself that b, innocent people make 1,5 hour long mini series to prove their innocence
>>151702289Was finna post that but the greentext needed sorting out
HE. COULDN'T. HECKING. SEE!
>>151696070that waterless curry looks delicious
yeah of course tom was blind,,, blind to the truth
>>151702293toms just a vlogger, spent just as much time prior to the fight making videos toomeanwhile some posters here have spent hours having a mental breakdown since the fightno doubt jon jones will unretire and save the division thoughever. there's no way he'd be a coward and just continue to post on xitter
BREAKING NEWS: Tom Aspinall has stubbed his toe citing poor vision as the primary cause.
Those 2 videos on the Tom Aspinall channel got 2 million views. It’s time for him to become a full time YouTuber, the vlogs for the next Gane fight will do good numbers as well and he’s got at least one more title fight. Ultimately it makes sense when you get jewed by the ufc
>>151702395Would a bon gamin lie? Exactly.
I'm not proud of it. But I filled a bussy earlier.
>>151702416same time next week b?
>>151702423We don't know how beat up Jon's balls were
Good morning! And it IS a good morning for Tom Aspinall is STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World.
>>151702431yeah mate stall #3
>>151702374Gurucels have been here rage spamming about the koraani since saturday get your head out of your asshole and stop coping about jones who btw isn't gane or tom
Tom is going to set the record for longest time as champ without a defense
Tom has to go to a new gym if he wants to improve. Like AKA
>mfw nothing really matters
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcFgF0Rxn0c
Tom Assburgers cried because he was being booed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dunuylUuts&feature=youtu.beyou now remember dan "the hangman" hooker
>>151702484Dan will be the next champion at Lightweight. His reach will cause problems for Illa.
>>151702484Not really, no
>>151702496I can't tell if you're being ironic or not but I agree he should beat him. Beating arman though...
>>151695656Need it or keep it?
>>151702524Arman lost to Gamrot. Possibly the most overrated fighter around.
>>151702546an entirely different kind of fight that isn't even worth comparing
Tom has the hw title he's officially the baddest man on the planet. If he doesn't want to continue or defend he doesn't have to.The UFC stripping 3 hw title holders in a row would look great for their brand. I think we should come back to this next year.
>>151702317>Checks to see if anyone's looking with his right eye>Gets caught>Tries to save it with a delayed wince>Puts towel on the other eyeLMAO
my cute wife fights tomorrow
>>151702713Daamn
>>151702685Ngannou and Jones vacated the belt they weren't stripped. Tom should be stripped of the belt. He never fought for undisputed. He was just proclaimed it after more than a year of sitting on his ass. He retired from the Gane fight which should officially be a loss on his record and the loss of the title he shouldn't be holding in the first place. He's had more favouritism from the UFC brass than any fighter in the history of the competition whilst always shitting on the company and being one of the most inactive fighters on the roster. If anyone should be stripped it should be Tom. He's an overgrown toddler with mental health problems I'm sure he's a nightmare for the UFC brass and staff to deal with.
>>151702713Cute boy.
>>151702746https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/international-sports/tom-aspinalls-father-sparks-suspicion-and-hints-at-hidden-truth-after-ufc-321-eye-poke-controversy/articleshow/124919432.cms
>>151702746>Ngannou and Jones vacated the belt they weren't stripped.No, Ngannou was stripped. It was the UFC's decision to terminate his contract.>He never fought for undisputed. He was just proclaimed it after more than a year of sitting on his ass.Both of those things happened because the champion refused to fight.>He retired from the Gane fight which should officially be a loss on his recordOkay so if you foul someone and they can't continue you win the fight? That's genius.everything else is just low IQ rambling, which altogether indicates you must be some breed of seething brownoid. Try harder next time.
She's ran through dawg
AI predicted this brazza u no dis
Gane quit by cheating
Gamechanger
Dillashaw and King Green say Aspinall secured the bag and quit
I predicted all of this. The end times are here.
Piggy unironically has the best takes in mma right now. He's always right. Not driven by emotions or bias.
>>151702756dont say that
>>151702830Absolutely, I respect him a lot for being such a fair guy in a sport filled with rightoid chuds. He always shows grace to all fighters regardless of their background, religion or ethnicity
I can't stop buying clothes like a fucking faggot
>>151702830Who?
>>151702814Based Dana sneaking in a couple of punches
Dana was right about Francis and he's right about Tom
>>151702830>Not driven by emotions or bias.even he would say you’re bullshitting about that
>>151702870Dana just does what's best for business. That's why you gotta respect him even if you disagree. You know it's coming from the right place.
>>151702870He's is alos right about Jon Jones (he's the GOAT)
>>151702406I've never heard anyone ever accuse Gane of being a dirty fighter before his fight against Tom happened, it's such bullshit. He never cheats and sometimes accidents just happen. I'd never accuse Gane of "cheating" against Jon Jones even though he kicked Jon in the balls. It was just an accident, that's it
>>151702903What Chimaev would've done to DDP if UFC didn't have faggot rules
>>151702933Him constantly hitting people to the back of the head was a talking point a while ago.
kek khamzat got fingered by DDP and seemed to like it
>>151702903Jesus
>>151702903Someone send this to dana
>>151701890where can i see this
>>151702944they turned their faces away from him
>>151702756shush
>>151703030Google my nigga, he said it on Russian TVhttps://www.telecomasia.net/news/mma/aspinall-broke-down-mentally-pavlovich/
>>151702936true
Based Pavlovich
>>151703047thank you for the link, i had a similar assumption, i feel validated to hear a professional say the samei think tom will look much better in the rematch if he learns how to setup his strikes and takedowns betteryou can mindlessly blitz lesser skilled heavyweights, but as soon as you fight somebody like gane who actually gas footwork, head movement, and positioning awareness, you'll failaspinall hopefully learned this lesson, if he studies manny pacquiao's footwork and striking setups he can easily KO gane
>>151703061man bitchspinall is getting destroyed. Only gurucels and r*dditors taking his side while actual fighters, and the legends of the game dennounce him as a quitter
i've been eating more vegetables lately to make my poo less sticky, easier to wipeit has been working well
*ccrack* *sip*Levar "Big" Johnson, now there was a heavyweight banger
Tomala in critical condition, might not make it.
>>151703061basically every fighter who commented on the incident regardless of their color and nationality said that tom quitthe only people who are still defending tom are reddit, guru, netanyahu and ariel which says a lot
>kills fatselum's spirit>bullies the fuck out of burns>permanently buck breaks peon >is about to absolutely molest the most overrated prawlspect at 170yeah, i'm thinking this hideous mick bastard is extremely based
I matched with a pro women mma fighter what do I do
>>151703175take her out and then throw a naked calf kick and see if she tries to counter heem you or not
The path to tom beating Jon is for him to accept that Jon is levels and the only one that can train tom to beat gane
Tom is softer than baby shit.
>>151703170Heemed by Belal
>>151703233real ones know that was a fake stoppage to appease the muslamics
>>151702903>one>MILLION>B A A A A A A H T
>>151702758>Times of IndiaNo surprises the Indians are publishing Creepy Andy Aspinall's delusional rants. >He said fighters should be trained to keep fingers closed while defendingWatch Tom's fights. He has his fingers out and he trained him. Creepy Andy is a hypocrite and a liar.
>>151695394I dont know this sport well, but why is a dude allowed to fight a women? Doesn't seem fair
>>151702007Tom is setting up the excuses so he can have another 15 month lay off. >>151700197It's funny that retiring early and not having enough fights is in most people's eyes the biggest stain on Khabib's career and prevents him from being considered a GOAT. But at the frequency that Tommy fights he will likely never have as many fights as Khabib. Still Gurucels talk about Tom like he's already a GOAT.
>>151697103Non non non, mon ami. Having France in his name doesn't make him Bon Gamin
yo mmaguru you fat piece of shit stop gargling Tom's dick galaxy throat style b it's not a good look and the way you pronounce aspinall makes me feel u have homo feelings towards him just sayin
ChamberlainSavile Aspinall
>>151703061I hope Big Pav can get another shot at the title, he needs to kick more though, he was unironically more well rounded Pre-UFC when he was actually mixing in takedowns and kicks and not just being a one-dimensional boxer.
call me chris ;) chris with the rizz ahaha
Call me rizz :Dd rizz with the chris ahaha
>>151703077B-but Tom got illegally struck it's heckin against the rules
>>151703474This is what I assume the scottish bongstein looks like
>>151703061Based Pav. Tomala was looking at the clock well before the oye poke happened, he was already looking for ways to escape the bout.
>>151703420He is exactly how a heavyweight should be and has the personality of a gane, fun and jovial, I didn't like the bitchout after volkov though the fight itself was peak hunter weaselry
>>151703480does his team even have a backup plan for if him bumrushing opponents within 2 minutes doesnt work
OI ELLOOO THERE JUST WANNA GIVE A BLOODY MASSIVE SHOUT OUT TO ME MATE GANE ABSOLUTE LEGEND PROPER BLOKE INNIT! SEE YA AT THE TOP CHAMP LET’S AVE IT!!!
>>151703492Well per sources (reddit and some youtuber) aspinall is a real threat and a talented all rounder so time will tell (he is shit)
Had a tough match on chess.com this morning. I was two pieces down and although not impossible for me to win I felt like the battle was getting more and more uphill. Although I was too prideful to resign I started to subconsciously wish for a way out of the match. Thankfully my opponent’s internet connection went bad and he disconnected from the match and I no longer had to find out whether or not he would have beaten me. I am Tomala of chess braza
>>151703509kek
is winning fights in the UFC heavyweight division really that impressive if valter walker has 4 first round heel hook submission victories in a rowi feel like that's only possible against guys who don't really know what they're doingif you're a big guy who's even remotely humble i feel like you enter the top 15 with just a few years of training
Where's me fookin dumbbell dee, yeh?
Merab has done more this year than Khabib did in his whole UFC career
>>151703559Poosada killed the heavyweight division, it used to be the prestigious division with several stars, but since people stopped being able to roid, bulk up and turn themselves into ubermensches , the only people who are naturally in the weight class anymore are just fat undisciplined middleweights and a couple naturally big guys people like Gane and Tom who just bully them with ease. But the talent is just so low. Ubereem was never championship material in the old days but he was an elite kickboxer and would decapitate the entire current division if he got time traveled into today’s division. LHW had the same fall off. Used to be THE division now it’s just Pereira and Jiri heeming journeymen. Let every weight class over welterweight roid and use IVs with impunity i say
ME EYE ! OI CAN'T SEE !! ME VIEWING GLOBE DOESN'T WORK MATE ! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME PEEPERS ?!
Aspinall won the post fight publicity of the fight and therefore the fight
>>151703061Pavlovich needs to have another go in the title race.
>>151703707>GODne is a beloved household name, nobody has to research him, everyone is familiar with his classic bouts >No one knows who the fuck Tom is, everyone has to pull out their phone during the card and look him up and see what good wins he has
>>151703684Mid 2010s aside, HW has always been an absolute shitshow. Don't think that's too much of an USADA issue.
Aspinall will never be great, all greats had heart Tom has negative heart, one might even label him as a heartlet
>>151703684correct. cazzies will never admit this
Has Andy Aspinall broken his silence yet?
>>151703743The party prince of salford won't shut the fuck up b
>>151703707that spike is congruent wigh the "Tom Aspinall quit" query makes you think dont it
Khabib never bled
Khabib scams retards with shit coins. Don't hate the playa hate the game!
Team Aspinall are literally controlling media narratives. The damage control is crazy
>>151703838Crazy eyes motherfucker
Here's an idea. Maybe don't dive your head into your opponents fingers whilst he's managing range?
Ciryl Gane is white.
>>151703838This all reminds me of when daner's friend won the first time and women went out in minge hats
>>151703838What a disgrace, I was hating on him just to wind up gurucels and redditors but I'm starting to genuinely despise the kid
>>151703838>meng gets slightly touched when opponent throws a body kick>OWWWWWWWIEEEEE MY NUTS I CAN'T CONTINUE STOP THE FIGHT>very well, you win.this is what retards like this want the sport to become
>no one believes me son and me video is getting mocked>oil ask me bald old bong m8 to do a propaganda piece on the tik tok oi will>no pet can you just rant at the camera all wide eyed and frantic yeah>champion stuff m8>unlike me son
>>151703952They're terrified of having to fight Gane again, they know he's too fast for aspanal. If it was a DQ loss for Gane they could've moved on to the next opponent in Tom's mickey mouse run
>>151703838The sun has set on the empire I bewail
Andymanap Nurmagospinall
Stop fookin laughin at me stop booin me oi daner im off to box ngubu cant see stop the foight *quits*
>>151703838You wouldn’t download a car ahh mf.
Loving all the cope from Tom's friends and all the UK people. It was quite literally the closest, most back and forth round ive ever seen. They BOWF landed good shots. Razors edge of a fight that one. Tom looked great in there. Did you see he even threw a spin kick! Bit of blood - happens every fight. Nothing. What a close round. If I HAD to score it I mean maybe Gane was up by a jab or two. But its so close who really knows mate. Gosh Tom looked good mate
Fouls being intentional is what makes them based. True display of will to power.
I’m gonna tell you the truth. K-1 is better.
>>151704039Factual and high intellect post>>151704047This too
>>151704037
>>151703838>WAAAAAAAH HE SHOULD O' BEEN DISQUOLIFIED MATE ! HE GOT THE HURTSIES IN HIS PEEPERS !! CIRYL SHOULD O' BEEN DISQUOLIFIED SO WE COULD SAY WE FOOKEN WON AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO FOIGHT HIME AGAIN LAD !
>>151703838Vaxx eyes, many such cases
>>151703838nigga looks like one of those mossad handlers you get when you say something bad about jews
>>151704115Any updates on Shavkat?
>>151704125kid doesnt want to fight im afraid
>>151704170Sad, I wanted him to take the belt just so he can beat Makhachev, I'm pissed it didn't play out like that
Word is the new White House addition is going to have a special power slap venue Dana just doesn't fucking miss
>>151704037Retarded mma piggy had the audacity to bring up stats and claim that Gane was only ahead by 2-3 strikes while Tom was hitting guard witch most of his punches and Gane was landing clean
>>151704125Balls deep in laura sanko if I had to guess
Lots of heems taking place in Sudan lately
>>151704242What's that
>>151704266A country in Africa
>>151704269Does michael chandler know
>>151704281Probably not. Chandler isn’t caught up on world events.
Heeminder I already solved the equation for tom >>151692744 the ball is now in andy's court
Why is Aspinall so ken to remind people of his small penis? I don't get it.
>>151704290I will send a DM immediately the people (children) of Saddam need him
>>151703707it's ciryl not cyril
>>151704297bappa if I wanted to read a post from yesterday I'd go to /box/
>>151704376What's that
ciryl gane might just be the goat
>>151704382check page 8
>>151704395That general has to be some of the gayest homosexuality I've ever witnessed on my turned on monitor
yo wtf why did hamdy get cut
>>151704451Because he's a decisionator at heavyweight. Dana would rather pay a can to get crushed than have some fat, sweaty glutton secure 30-27s.
There still has been no official medical report on Tom, just his dad saying "Oh, yeah, it's bad. The doc said it's bad."
Gyaru looks awful
>>151704466Chris Barnett was crying between rounds. Shorts falling down. Sweating bullets on the walkout. Hamdy is shameful for not getting a finish, who the fuck wants to watch that shit?
>>151696153You can be black and British.
>>151696173Isn't it already a NC?
Andy Aspinall is putting Goebbels to shame
>>151696411Me oi is bollox mate avin a laugh ye dirty ragheads
>>151704567Thought the card was in canada?
>>151704567This guy was having none of it. Giggled at Tom's drama routine.
>>151704533yes via doctor stoppage
imo gane should just go box ngubu. aspinall doesn’t deserve the rematch.
>>151700575
Only 6 more ufc events in the ESPN era. How do you reflect upon this era of ufc?
>>151704499They seriously kept Barnett?
Why on earth was Andy Aspinall talking about Tom going to boxing? Those manchunians really counted their chickens
>>151704567>So as a doctor you think it was a good thing he stopped the fight>Hahahahahah..haha ugh yeah yeah fer sure bapa
>>151704679Overconfident and delusional about toms boxing capabilities
Hey boss I’m gonna quit this job and make way more money at your competitor, it’s that great
Tom Aspinall. PFL Manchester Chairman
>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.>That is your first warning. >If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.>Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Tom was getting pieced up.
Are you freaks still going to be talking about Tom’s eye next week?
>>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.doo doesn't fight
>>151704734Hands open with fingers pointing up is in the rule book. It would be hard to argue there was intent when its what youre told to do
>>151704737This is his legacy
I never did care much for tom
>>151704757Here's who you should care about right now, real american hero Steve Garcia
>>151704757I know feelink toverisch
>>151704757>>151704771You kids don't know the half of it
I'm proud of my son
Cumspinal is a BUM
Kron Grace's local sushi spot named a roll after him. What have you done with your life?
>>151704769How does he cut so much weight for his height in his 30s
>>151704736He was getting caught AND dominated
>>151704737100%, I've been having a blast this this one
>>151699277the color of an overly smooth mid-afternoon poop after gorging the taco bell breakfast menu
>>151704812Lying in bed playing ufc 4 and clash of clans. Gym later then I might clean my grotty room. Might not be worthy of a named fast food product but I'm happy... haha.
>>151704734tom sisters have reached the conclusion that every frame you can see gane's hand open is an intentional eye poke attempt even though tom's hand is also open in many of these exchanges. i don't think we can go down this path.
I've been smiling and randomly laughing all week, people at my job are looking at me like I'm some kind of a retard
>>151702019hnnng you just know this girl confuses their/there/they’re
Watch it back. Tom is doing the same splayed finger shit as Gane. Difference is Gane was swatting Tom's lead hand as he tried to manage distance. Tom just clashed in head first like a retard on to Gane's fingers. Watch it back
>>151704836treats in bed?!?!
still jobless
Cumspinal and his family know what happened and so do we. He knows that we know and we know that he knows that we know. We know that he knows that we know that he knows, but everyone is just keeping up the facade and only on the internet are we allowed to say the truth
>>151704813by not eating and drinking anything
>>151704865The double champ does what the fuck he wants!
would schaub have bullied you in high school anon?
When is dbx?
>>151704915I would've chinned him if he tried
>>151704915Nah b we woulda bonded over our love of fat ass latinas
>>151704915A million redditors pondered this question and have been methodically dismantling his life ever since
>>151704963The reddit/schaub dynamic is hilarious. They say he's not funny, he books another stand up tour. They say his podcasts suck, he starts 3 new ones. They say he cheats on his wife, he continues to and his wife is ok with it. It's classic high school betas ineffectively seething at the quarterback.
Which fighters are undefeated in story mode
>>151704915i would have helped him shove tommy aspinall into a locker
>>151705025Mark hunt tony ferguson and of course mr jones
Sip uppacuh backhand
Schaub is an ugly brown retard
>>151705065Monitor my guy
>>151705065thats a weird relationship to have with your number 2
>>151705065hey, he isn’t ugly
>>151705065
shitskin sisters, our response???
>>151705112>trust the experts!
>>151705065Fuck you faggot bitch. Disrespectfully.
>>151700037jon jones lost the story the hardest desu
>>151705112
>>151705144Reminder Henry finished the round.
>>151705144reddit screencap… le opinion discarded!
>The Topuria bros are not training in the Topturo mansion anymore. It is over. WE were kicked out by OUR wife Georgina. Now, it is back to the roots for US.
>>151705154Reddit has way better discussion than this racist shithole
punished ilia will truly decapitate faggy fumbles
Divorced dad Topturo is gonna be a problem!
>>151705172max fan or volk fan?
>>151705159I was hoping he cheated on her with another girl.....how could i have been so blindUNBOYED
>if you make fun of ilia that means you like volk/max
>aspinall>aspieumm bros?
>>151705163Thank you for the compliment, nigger
ThomASS ASSpinall (he stinks!)
Two FACTS. Tom was getting pieced up, and Tom quit fighting.
just a few more days of bullying tom aspinall before we can rest during ufc fight night gracias vs obama
>>151705159My local Muay Thai gym I train at is nicer that this shithole of a facility. Looks like a bac kroom of a random hookah place
>>151705159ilia recognized that like mcgregor he had gotten too comfortable and it would slowly destroy him. so he tore it all down to be homeless.
>>151705242For me, it's Waldo/Djito
>>151705243then why aren’t you ufc champion anon
Love how camo cargo short wearing, greasy haired mma fans became eye specialists overnight
>>151705306What's wrong with camo cargo shorts ?
in this world, nothing can be certain except gane's greatness and tom's quitting.
>>151705327Absolutely nothing. They have pockets for various tools, provide camouflage from predators, and are ergodynamic and breathable.
Tom Aspinall fans are just racists.
Always aiming to be a better heemer than yesterday
>>151705360broken clock
Tom has turned to heroin, and so has his retarded son
Woke up feeling heemspired. What motivates you?
>>151705243So what? If you choose nice facilities over shitty training facilities but with world class talent, you are either cazzy hobbyist scrub who never intends to fight anyway, or an idiot.
>>151705440Spite
>>151705431Can't wait for Aspinall's Jazz album
>>151705440Knowing that I have control over myself and my actions and that making deliberate steps to becoming a better me is on me and only me and I MUST GET TO WORK
>>151705440Think I’m gonna break up with my girlfriend and hit them gym
>>151705485
ngannou: erasedjones: disgraced aspinall: defaced
To muse on the idea that you're such a big star that you're going to go a box right before tanking your stocks is a quintessentially British move. Unironically paddy managed to salvage his reputation after the Gordon right. Because he turned heel and for a while swore blindly he pieced Jared up
>>151705490>people could be making ai dua lipa porn and instead they keep doing silly joe rogans
>>151705515She's not like that
>>151705515That is not ai. Rogan is just zooted so hard his face changed shape
>>151705490This is why I only get high at home.
Y'all mind if a white boy catches a vibe?
>>151705549Pussy
>>151705557*shrugs*
Nigger
>>151705549I would not want to be little joey here. He has clearly taken his subconscious to DEEP waters
>>151705563reddit would never…
>>151705563foolishness
Why is heem dead? You all got tired of clowning on Reddit Tom?
WeWillWIN
When will MMA get an Anthony Joshua tier post fight meltdown on the mic. That shit was absolute cinema.
>>151695394made for my bbc
>>151705644link?
Intel-bong here, they're going to book Tom vs Aspinal for January 2026 in LA
>>151705644Alright I'll bite, who the fuck is that?
>>151705668HIP HIP
Precision PowerPerfection
>>151705637You keep offending posters with your use of the n word
>>151705695Just link the tweet you read b you don't need a gimmick
>>151705637Sorry mate I had meetings all day this morning couldn't really bant
Lmao I almost missed it but that horse Jon Jones was riding was wearing an EYE PATCH!!
fat potbelly dirty bulked jiri chins tom and gane on the same night
If I had a gun with one bullet and I was in a room with Nina Drama and The Schmo, I would kill myself since Colby doesn't have a fight booked.
horrifically obese perfectly round steve ergec vs waldo cortes acosta at the white house
>>151705778This guy?
Jiri is a fucking BUM nigga!
Cheeseburger Jiri gets heemed by Alex, again.
>>151705795pereira is differentthat guy's made of MAHOGANY
>>151705809People forget man!
>>151705644Conor after breaking his leg was better
>>151705795Just how good is Adesanya?
what it do lucas tracy crew
>>151705831Adesanya got his ass beat multiple times and would've gotten raped if it was on Pereira's home turf of 205, not 185
>>151705831He beat the GOAT one time.
"I beat that guy one time"-Adedanya
my bacon bussy queefed me awake playa!
Ronda Rousey: I want to suck Khabib's cock
jerry wins the pentalogy
mma is dead thank dana
>>151705817Joe LOVES men made of mahogany, it's why he gets so passionate with his calls
Jiri will spend an eternity hungry for the feasts in the halls of Valhalla are for those who survive the battle.
Gane vore rule 34
GODru live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8H0oSwzIg
>sleep>wake up>no (You)ssemen slurping thread
>He created chaos!>Chaos!!!
>>151705937wdwtch
oops didnt mean to post that
>>151705867Izzy doesn't have the frame for LHW, not sure why people give him shit for that. He barely cut for MW and still became the GOAT of the division. Lapped that whole shit. Only real loss was Alex which he redeemed.
OOOOOOOOOUNBELIEVABLE!
>>151705942Hi bud
>>151705894Profound
>>151705943https://youtu.be/4Oavy7VNDCM?si=f8yIUyIGyTj7ngJV
>>151705992>>151705992>>151705992
>>151705976That's pretty good ai
>>151705978Thanks, friend. See you next thread!
