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Can't talk about that club with the massive discipline problem. Yet another red card last night.
>Crystal Palace are set to play four matches in eight days because of a fixture pile-up caused by reaching the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup. >Palace host Manchester City in the Premier League on 14 December, play KuPS at home in the Conference League on 18 December and travel to Leeds in the Premier League on 21 December. >They will most likely play the EFL Cup tie on 16 December - the EFL is in discussions with stakeholders and clubs but there is no other midweek slot for the match.
>>151703588Hire "drill artists"Get "drill artist" behaviour
>>151703609>"midweek slot"Kek
>>151703588A HUGE indictment of rory delap as a parent. i guess you can't long ball your way to raising a child
>>151703588Maresca is a total fucking retard.
>>151703609they could cram a behind-closed-doors match against Liverpool in there and still win it
>>1517035882nd yellow on his return what a plonker
how do you discipline these chelsea cunts without going back to 19th century slavery treatment
>>151703652I'm actually amazed that wasn't a straight red. Delap looks at Agbadou and elbows him.
>>151703588They won so who cares
my boy got nominated
>thought I'd check out the football news >woman gets and injury >7th in the table team manager makes excuses>bundesliga player likes American football What the fuck is this level of psyop?
can someone explain what a slow week in football means??
>>15170358820 years since your last league title.No European trophies in your entire history.For over 20 years you’ve been the laughing stock of the leagueEmbarrassing the premier league in Europe consistently. Bayern’s bitch. Hold the highest European loss on aggregate of a premier league team in Europe.Hounded out your greatest ever premier league manager.Known more for AFTV than what you do on the pitch.My brother is 17 and never seen Arsenal win anything seriousLast attempt at a European trophy you got embarrassed by your own rivals in Chelsea.Your only decent players leave and win elsewhere as they never win anything with you.City has eclipsed your standing in the league. The records City have, eclipse everything you’ve done.Henry had to go to Barca to get a European trophy. As you consistently bottle your attempts.Tottenham have made it closer to touching a champions league than you have in nearly two decades
>>151703569reminder City win the league
Attempt any talk about Spurs/Chelsea/City and you'll get the same shite spammed
>>151703726Liverpool not winning
>>1517037062bn Bum Boys scraped a win against the mighty Wolves is it?
now that I think about it I’ve never seen a white Arsenal fan ever
>>151703569>cum all down his front from the rape he just recieved at the hands of his evil dad>slut girlfriend outing him as a cuck earlier in the weekErling bros hopefully he can score again soon and block it all out
>Arne Slot has disrespected Liverpool's proud traditions with selection self-harm: The Carabao Cup is the best domestic cup in the world - and it matters, writes CRAIG HOPE
>over the past 10 years Manchester United has won 6 trophies>Arsenal won 5 trophies between 2015 and 2025>yfw the worst decade in the history of Manchester United, still beats the best decade in the history of Arselel
>>151703780Explain
>>151703784you should challenge craig hope to a fight
Are the Premier League right to AXE Boxing Day matches?
>>151703569Oh my days a good thread, Mantroony must've signing on today
>>151703797He's a Geordie so he wouldn't even turn up
>>151703780'fraid so>>151703793so you don't know?
>>151703588>>151703652I saw Maresca say he deserved the card but yeah, should've been a straight red. No need to even do that with where it took place.
>>151703788and yet Arsenal are above United in the table
>>151703817massive trophy for arsenal that
>>151703588If you try to talk about the Stamford Bridge club, you get a spacker deflecting and quickly trying to make it about Slipperpool
>>151703829Always a good title to have in your back pocket, 14 other teams including your City managed it last year!
Alligators lie motionless on the riverbed and wiggle a worm-like appendage on their tongue to attract their prey, lulling them into a false sense of security before snapping up and eating them.This is what Arne Slott is doing.
>>151703780>>cum all down his front from the rape he just recieved at the hands of his evil dad>>slut girlfriend outing him as a cuck earlier in the weekGIWTWM
>>151703830No, if you try and talk about Chelsea a sperg (most likely you) tries to push his shite unfunny gimmick to stop people talking about them.
Toe sucking
>>151703851>20 years of silence from his son by the sounds of it
>>151703845Why would I want people to not talk about Chelsea? Yeah they have shite discipline but it makes sense when you look at how many certain types of people play at Chelsea
>>151703842Weirdo
>>151703851I bullied his slag daughter online. Would hate to be Paul's autistic son and having a slag sister that is desperate for Instagram attention online and sleeps around with the sons of other footballers. At least his dad has money to get him on the sperg's choice of TV show, The Chase
>>151703784>disrespected Liverpool's proud traditions with selection self-harmI still remember how Klopp's kids lost 5-0 to Villa when Kloppo and the first were playing and winning the Club World Cup
>>151703858bloody Chelsea
>>151703841>Alligators lie motionless on the riverbed and wiggle a worm-like appendage on their tongue to attract their prey, lulling them into a false sense of security before snapping up and eating them.But enough about what your whore mother does to swallow up melanated males
>>151703871>>151703889>>151703857>>151703842kek
still thrashing around i see..
>>151703881Do you remember a year later when the first team played Aston Villa in the prem and got bollocked 7-2? Admittedly, it was Adrian in goal. All of Klopps howlers apparently got memory holed. Slot must resign.
>>151703851why are german posters like this
>>151703851>quits 1 day a week jobhe still does that fan shite though so he didnt really quit to take care of his son, hes just a boring bastard
>>151703922>All of Klopps howlers apparently got memory holedHe had that long spell of losing matches at Anfield as well
>>151703925What fan shite
lisandro the butcha has returned to the full time training
>>151703925if you watched the interview instead of reading the daily mail headline he explains the reasons
>>151703715That Yanited feel
>Scholes autistic son>Dwight Yorkes Harvey Price Starting to think there's something dysgenic in the water of Manchester
>>151703939the one with all the spacks pretending to be unbiased while saying their team is amazing as they sit 8th in the table
>>151703950Yeah but why do United legends have mongrel offspring
*loses 6 out of 7 games*
>>151703960so you don't know?
>>151703950not to forget how many of them end up transitioning kek
>NOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT CHELSEA
>>151703965That's a 14% win ratio kek. Give Slot a life long contract please.
>>151703631His long balls were what made the child in the first place
>>151703851good dad. The mum is a hoe
Are we allowed to talk about Liverpool losing another game or will liversissy start talking to himself again?
>>151703950i'm with dwight yorke on this one, it can't be his sonmaybe it's rio's
>>151704007if he was a good dad he wouldn't have had kids with and married that hoe
>>151704014>it can't be his sonHow come?
>Aston Villa> Real Madrid>Manchester CityLive, laugh, /lug/.
>>151704030height differenceharvey's a retard, dwight's a football managerharvey's blind, dwight can seethe maths is not mathsing
>>1517040331 point at most
>>151704041Mix dwights african dna with katie prices clap and plastic and you get Harvey price
>>151704041>>151704051but tbf I wouldn't rule out Rio
>I'm putting together a team
>southampton legend jose fonte is still an active player
Man said Stretford Spackers
>>151704060>>151704051>>151704014>>151704068kekd
RAWK mods have banned ALL mentions of how shit Slot is. You couldn't make this shit up
>>151704076Same on /sp/. You just CAN'T mention how pathetic Liverpool have been.
>>151703802No, keep the boxing day matchesWas nice to have a choice of games after Christmas
>>151704078king kai
'We always do the same things with him as he doesn’t know what day of the week it is or time. But he’ll know from what we’re doing what day it is,' Scholes continued.'I pick him up every Tuesday from his daycare and we go swimming. Loves swimming then we get his pizza on the way home. Thursday pick him up, go for something to eat, go home. 'Sunday, I pick him up from Claire’s house and we go to Tesco where he buys a trolley full of chocolate. So, he doesn’t know what day or time it is, but he knows from what we’re doing what day it is. He’ll be 21 in December.' Discussing his diagnosis, Scholes continued: 'When I say he can't speak, I think he understands a lot more than we think.'He has sounds, but it's only people that are close to him that will know what he's saying.'
>>151704087>20 year old man at daycareBet he's best friends with mantroony
>>151704087How can you not know what day or time it is
Stevie G slipped on a ballArne Slot had a great fall
>>151704094kek
>>151704094LOL
Mikel Arteta couldn't win it at all
>>151704110signed by HH
>>151704094>>151704097Somehow he's less retarded than the 2 of you
>>151704097I suppose either being a manure or liverpoo fan it can get like that - losing every day of the week can mean they blend as one
>>151704087Well at least he can't be embarrassed by his slut sister then
kek the arsenal fan is simping for a retard
>>151704121>tf >tp
>>151704121but enough about what your vaxxine intake has done to you
>>151704129Kek
>>151703871You sound almost as autistic as his literal retard autist son. The absolute state of you
>>151704144>Getting this defensive over the retarded offspring of your club legend It's okay mate, you don't have to constantly stick up for people suffering the same disease as you
Mantroony spotted having a kick about
>>151704164>>Getting this defensive over the retarded offspring of your club legend >It's okay mate, you don't have to constantly stick up for people suffering the same disease as youHis favorite show is the chase, leave him alone
>>151704167KEK
>>151704167FIFA Street but with Yaniteds own Harvey instead of CR7
>>151703569>raw milkwho cooks their milk?
>>151704183oh my days what a dribble over his own shirt
>>151704185Louis Pasteur
>>151704185I don't. I'm blessed to live on a farm so I can drink milk directly from the source.
>>151704197so you suck milk out of cow penis
Fuck imagine squeezing a handful of cow udder in your mouth but having your lips over it so you don't spill a drop, is that gay?
>>151704185in some countries its illegal to not have processed milk, luckily we still have some freedoms in ingerland so we can sustain specimens like haaland
>NOOOOOOO SAAAAAARRRRRR DO NOT TALK ABOUT LIVERPOOL SAAAAAAARRRRR
>>151704197this is why we get our milk in bags to simulate drinking from an udder
>>151704204Yes it's gay, Mantroony
>>151704219Do you ever get on your knees and have your dad squeeze a bag of milk in your mouth
>>151704230calm down paul scholes' son
>>151703851Everyone in this picture is literally a character in coronation Street
>>151704230kek fuck no that's mom job
>>151704234Love a bit of coronation chicken x
>>151704235yummy
>>151704237yummy
But don't let this distract you from the fact that Sir Thomas Frank lost AGAIN
does britbox have old coronation street episodes so my mum can watch before the poofs moved into the neighbourhood?
>Son lives with Scholes>Daughter lives with the motherImagine the amount of cock that mother and daughter are going to be entertaining week in and week out now
>>151704264there was a tranny character on the show decades ago
>>151704280no dave I don't think I will
>>151704280I'd message his whore daughter that to ask but then she'd get upset and post a story talking about deleting Instagram even though she'll still use it
>>151704280>>151704293slags do mentally ill though
Oh my days is that starboy Rio Ngumoha!
>>151704280>Foid gets the easy life>Son ends up with actual autism and can't really communicate Life is unfair, hope that lil fella is happy
>>151704306corrr a fink yew got him mixed up wiv arrrrrrr starboy buyaka saka
>>151704313Bumbaclaaaaat
>>151704313get in my shon that's my lad buyako saka the england lion
It's funny seeing all the Man United fans forget they were begging the club to sign Onana in 2023
>Onana in 2025
>>151704323did they cook?
>>151704341They did not, in fact, cook
>>151704291that's ok mum has a sense of humour
>>151704341>score, if you can
https://youtube.com/shorts/-n4zhYmFJXI?si=AEj1swTK1yRXqf_t
United are getting Stiller in January and Amderson in the summer
A wise man once said>eras come to an end
>>151704341I remember seeing a fan poll "who will be our most impactful signing this season" Onana had around 80% of the vote kek, I guess they were right in some aspect
>>151704372>Tranderson
>>151704360Kek
>>151704381They seemed REALLY excited about it
>>151704393is that a gay fanfic
>>151704393Pedri unlocks Marcus*
>>151704398AWB is massive
>>151704412Fucking kek
>6 7 fc
>>151704412Palace battering liverpool so they can get out of anfield ASAP
>shoehorns his way onto your program
>>151704421Massively shit mate
What's your favourtie arne excuse lads? Mine is "I'm a bald fucking fraud and I've been exposed 6 times in the last 7 games please rape my face"
>>151704445Is that Ryan Reynolds
Another episode of Mantroony thinking about gay sex
>>151704460gaydem making me feel sick
>>151704460Score if you can upset him
Calvin Harris is shit
>>151704421Not that massive. Look at DDG towering over him.
>>151703652chelsea still not beating the allegations they are red card fc
Anyone catch how Man United did in this round of the Carabao Cup?
>>151704447He did say that
>>151704515KEK>>151704525Anon.....
>>151704515why do they always look like that hahahaha
Why do we even still have a 2nd domestic cup? Most teams don't even take it seriously until they get to the semi-finals, which is pretty damning considering it's probably the best chance most teams have at winning silverware.
Thing is Liverpool aren't even going through an injury crisis. They're just straight-up shit.
>>151704568They are if you count slot's clear an obvious brain injury.
>>151703569how does he feel after being humiliated by his wife online? A colombian skank, no less
>>151704060Honest question what is it about man united sperm that creates burdens of the state?
>>151704525They didn't play
>>151704611Probably defective sperm from Manchester men talking feminising hormones etc
>>151704605He's a mong simp so he probably doesn't care much, slag should be kickboxed to near death by a based Malay
>>151704568But why are they so shit?
>>151704341Not only did they not cook, everyone went hungry.
>>151704568Dutch manager
>>151704568Why hasn't captain condom saved them?>>151704590Kek>>151704634scouse dna la>>151704658This^
>>151704671More of a water polo team now.
>>151704590>Checking Fraudlent Status; Possible Baldness>Decision: Bald Fraud
>>151704656kek
Mantroony mass replying to himself, holy shit you know he's tilted hahahahahaha
>>151704678Is that why they wear swim caps now? :0
>>151704701Harvey price.
>>151704515Fuck youuuu bloody basterd bruno bitch
>>151704605people made it sound like she said she was dating or fucking his friend or something but she just said she liked him first still a weird thing to say on camera but just think its been exaggerated by cuck fetishists and incel red pill types
>>151704564You can get worse for half the price over here
shot out of bed like a cannon this morning excited for champions league action, only to have egg on my face when I remembered it's an off week
>>151704731dont worry i have your evenings entertainment covered>FA Women's National League North7.45pm Loughborough Lightning v Hull City>FA Women's National League South7.45pm Gwalia United v Cheltenham Town
>>151704741afternoon status: sorted
>tell us about ya spastic son scratching ya facehow do you respond without sounding mad
>carra missing from the podcast againheh heh heh
>>151704762is neville handing out huel this Halloween or will he be sitting in his basement like a rat with the lights off?
>>151704412AI's getting scary innit
>>151704779overlap famously records two shows back to back, so he was still away covering champions league
>>151704568True
>>151704087>I had to give up my job to spend 3 afternoons a week with my tard kidso what news is coming out about Scholesy that hes putting this sympathy shite in the media
>>151704904He likes it up the arse (he's gay)
>>151704904probably said something silly in his past, I believe he was known to put his foot in his mouth
>>151705085that attempt at a joke summed up in 1 pic
more like paul soles hehe
The difference between United and Liverpool? Real Madrid take who they want from Liverpool. United sign who they want even when Real are interested. As soon as United make their interest known heads get turned.
meanwhile, in carrington
Madrid don't take players from Shartnited because Shartnited have shit players
>>151705250there's levels to this
Rude to refer to Sheffield United that way.
Arsenal, Liverpool, City compete with Real Madrid in the transfer market Manchester United competes with Chelsea, Fulham and Newcastle
True, Sheffield United are bigger and more historic than one from Transchester
>>151705258put that mantroonian specimen in his place
what's wrong with wolverhampton wonderers?they keep losing with these big scores.
oh my days is that myles lewis skelly dribbling down the left wing again oh my word what a talent!
>he will now spend the entire evening discussing transjenners again
>>151705258>Liverpool compete with Real Madrid in the transfer market>Currently no player has chosen Liverpool over Real Madrid
>>151704568Bodied liversissy with this one
myles pewis smelly
>>151705269their gimmick is that they're a portuguese club but currently they don't have as many portuguese players
Manchester United were not formed as a result of a merging between multiple clubs. They literally just stole the name from Sheffield United, who were successful at the time. It makes zero sense to refer to Manchester United as just "United".
>>151705287>Manure have a fake name like when American clubs bizarrely name themselves things like "Real" Salt Lake or "Inter" Miami
