i wanna slide tackle someone
>>151704300Its a great feeling when you get it right
>>151704312what if i want to get it slightly wrong at my opponents expense?
>>151704340even better
I haven't made a slide tackle or a big header (like from a goal kick) in ten years of playing football lelI'm such a fanny
>>151704340You need to respect the game.
>>151704340If you hit the ball and still do that, you did it even more right
>>151704300you do it to some rando on the street
>>151704300>>151704312Once had a game on snow in which you could constantly slide tackle. The snow made the ball slower and tackling less risky. It was so unbelievably fun
>>151704300I wanna clothes line someone
>>151704358Don’t speak bad about yourself. Next time you play just do it
>>151704358same. the only injure I've gotten are shin splints
ripped a hole in knee of my trousers after sliding on the artifical turf in Sunday league
