Coach Crime
Patty Cuckitini
>>151711775
ya seethe?
Mike McDaniel, welcome to __________
based thread
>>151711794the Cleveland Browns
>>151711794LSU
>>1517117944chan
Lamar Blackson really played like his SNAP card was on the line
>>151711794PHILADELPHIA
They wrote us off. We ain't write back
>>151711775Is Washington the most Progressive team in the league?>changed 82 year old franchise name due to being problematic with native americans>ousted franchise owner for alleged sexism>released emails to fire jon gruden for racism>dual minority QB >first QB in the league who is openly on the autism spectrum>16 of the 28 coaches are minorities including 2 women>removed cheerleaders and created a co-ed dance team thats "inclusive, diverse, coed, athletic, a DEI gold standard in the NFL">created BEN, Black Engagement Network to promote black coaches>created WIN, Womens Initiative Network to empower women in the organization>SOMOS, Supporting LatinX employees and culture to grow the next generation of LatinX leaders>pride network supporting LGBTQ+ colleagues and promoting allyship>Pride Night Out, applauding and supporting LGBTQ+ allys during the game>hispanic night out, celebrating LatinX communities during gameday>HBCU Night Out game day focusing on black colleges and universities.>shop black holiday market game day, showcasing black small business owners in the area>created Doug Williams Diversity Coaching Fellowship to hire blacks from black colleges into leadership roles>participates in the Bill Walsh NFL Diversity Coaching Fellowship>donated over $1 million dollars to build girls flag football in the DC maryland and virginia area>participated in the My Cause, My Cleats with custom cleats to bring awareness to LGBTQ+, Gun Control, Black Impoverishment etc etc>part of Leveling the Playing Field which focuses on impoverished black neighborhoods>RFK stadium included $50 million subsidies for poverty stricken neighborhoods
>>151711797where's St. George Floyd?
tua turndaballova
>>151711806he's done more before
>>151711820Off whipping Chauvin in the cotton fields
How do you even face the lockerroom if you are Mike McDaniel?
>>151711845He’s gone tomorrow
>>151711833I look forward to eating all of the chocolate my nephew hates tomorrow night
>>151711845Would they even blame him when Tua is like 95 percent of the problem?
Six points. What exactly does Mike McReddit do?
>>151711845>Tua is a retard>Refballed again>Players can't hold onto the ballMike did nothing wrong
>>151711845>hey guys it's been great uhhh well yea
why didn't this ugly bootlip son of a whore throw a td to Zay Flowers? i wanted to win some money, i'm too poor
>>151711794Penn State
>>151711794Walmart
>>151711845Those niggas are bums. He can do better
Bahamafag status?
>>151711857the opposite of reddit, hookers and blow
>>151711861You deserve nothing, betfag
How are you even supposed to build a good team in Miami? The players are always going to be constantly distracted by the night life. This is why teams in shitholes like Kansas City and Philly win rings.
say his name
>>151711855Based
>>151711794the jungle
>>151711867Buried at sea
>>151711874Pooa
>>151711809they actually do need an upgrade at OC after losing Steichen that would be a good hire
>>151711870if this were true the puckers would have more than 1 owl in this millennium and the Lions would have some rangz too
PARITY CHAOS PARITY CHAOS
>>151711874Stoola Turndaballova
>>151711794welcome back black man
Motherfuckers are going to IMMEDIATELY switch to Thanksgiving decorations on Saturday
>>151711900>thanksgiving decorationsliterally who does this
>The Miami Dolphins have parted ways with Mike McDanielsHoly shit it's happening
Stop disrespecting Bahamas.
>>151711909I've got a turducken in the oven
Has it felt like the same teams keep winning and the same teams keep losing for the past like 5 seasons? The parity is getting worse every season.
>FUCK THE STEELERS chants in Miami
>>151711900Bitch, I already have Christmas upThanksgiving and Halloween both fucking suck
>>151711820Chad-chud George Floyd the white
>>151711775Did anyone else see the kike in broncos jersey
>Schefter: Mike McDaniel was found lynched in the Miami locker roomTURN ON CNN
>>151711914>teams with good qbs keep winning>teams with bad qbs keep losing thats just how it usually works
>>151711931why is schefter on cnn
Somos shit partido watchañeros
>Ravens 2nd in the AFC North>lil queefies 3rd in the AFC West
>>151711924kek imagine being a chud with that name
when did the ravens become a lightskin team
>>151711909My mom. She's had her Thanksgiving decorations since before I was even born. I think she just likes food
>>151711845offensively he coached a pretty decent game, this was 100% an execution issue
>>151711939They're owned by Disney now too
Don't care about any of your shit takes, /spuh/. I only want to hear what Dovman, an actual ballknower, has to say.
Is there any team that's not shit?
>>151711962Donovan McNabb didnt know how overtime worked
he's done
>>151711968Just the Colts and the Kweefs I'm afraid
Going for the TD on 4th and 2 instead of the two yards killed any shot they had at winning the game. Wtf was McDaniel thinking and why does he still have a job?
>>151711968The Oklahoma City Thunder
>>151711957Disney doesn't own CNN, retard. They own ABC. Also Disney is bleeding money. They'll probably sell ESPN next year
>>151711889Detroit has great clubs
>>151711924the true St. Floyd
>>151711874TURNDABALLOVA
dont let them fire me
>>151711992Isn't ESPN one of their only assets consistently making money though?
>>151711922faggot
>>151711975Is he back on the sauce or is sobriety that makes him angry?
>>151711992two more weeks!
>>151711992Obviously being facetious you nerd
>>151712003Sorry Mike you know the black brother always gets scapegoated in this league
#tuaistheproblem#fktua#itsnotmikemcdanieldo whatever it takes please
>>151712006What woman are you going to dress up as tomorrow?
>>151712005And it's mostly from McAfee, which is a free show. If they lose McAfee ESPN has nothing
>>151711924Weird features on that ytboi
>>151712007it's called having Pooa as your QB
>>151712057>lefty QB Why would you ever do that?
Lamar Aryan Jackson is the white man's top guy
>>151712062Because you dont have to worry about oil breakdown and lane transition as much since there are fewer lefties. Huge advantage especially with the prevalence of urethane causing heavy oil carrydown nowadays.
>>151712062Tua is righty, his dad beat him to force him into throwing lefty.
Lamar Jackson says his favorite candies are Nerds Clusters and Almond Snickers
>>151712090sorry i'm stoned but wat
Where is Bahamas?
While I don’t think McDaniels is a good culture setter I don’t think this is his fault either desu. He’s very much stuck with a shitty QB that was drafted while injured.
Did they fire McDaniel yet
>>151712106Picture of the first sentient ape about to be sent to space, I presume?
>>151712111
>>151712106How very Caucasian of him
Cant say I missed seeing LaMeme's ugly monkey face being posted
>>151712137Too bad
>>151711968Rams and Chargers
They do be seething don't they?
>>151712106Nerds clusters are my weakness if I ever buy a bag it's getting inhaled in like 10 minutes
>>151711775>pua turndaballova
What does he know?
>>151712186honestly him and Sean make the Broncos the most unlikeable team in the league right nowalso, FUCK Denver and everything it stands for
>>151712189What the hell did Bix Nood ever do to you? He's a good Mormon kid just trying to ball out.
>>151712189oopsie poopsie!!!
>>151712186That Mahomes is winning his division
LMAOOOO
>>151712189Kek seething queefie
>>151712212I mean, what can Pooa even say at this point? He has to say everything that isn't "Yeah, I'm complete dogshit".
>>151712202he seems like a Ryan Leaf-style prick that has temper tantrums like a child, just like Sean Peyton which is why they match so well
>>151712220He's already said he doesn't care when he loses since he can have sex with his wife when he gets home.Dude is toast
Can someone tell me what restaurant Lamar got this from it looks delicious unironically
>>151712229I think you guys might even have SanFran, Austin, and LA beat for Smuggest City In America
>>151712229You stand for weeeeed
I think we can all agree it's going to be Ravens @ Broncos AFCCG and Bucs @ Wions NFCCG
>>151712236I legit can't even tell what dish that is.
The league won't allow a black head coach to succeed.
Im kinda in awe with how tua is so fuckin bad... i cant believe this dude is still a starter in the league, funnily enough i was gonna say maybe they should trade for mac jones or zach wilson... but apparently wilson is with the dolphins, they should just give him a try, I mean the miami offense made tua look good, surely it will look better with someone with better arm talent
>>151712241Oh, yeah, I forgot
>>151712246Lemon pepper wet
>>151712245> Bucs @ Wions NFCCGI fucking wish
How many for Stafford and the Rams this week against the Saints?
>>151712189>honestly him and Sean make the Broncos the most unlikeable team in the league right now>also, FUCK Denver and everything it stands for
>>151712224I doubt what you're saying is even true, because that would go against his religion to act like that.
Colts will get the 1 seed go one and done off of a missed field goal or a fumble or some heartbreaking shit like that.I just know it
>>15171226727-3 rams, they'll cruise through end the game by the half and just run down the clock 2nd half
>>151712257Yeah, it's legitimately painful to watch.
>3-5That's not a bad record!
>>151711874huck tua
buncos and wams look like the best teams right now, clots are fakers and Daniel Jones eats his own cum.
>>151712313Nothing wrong with eating your own cum
>>151712292jfcjust let Zac Wilson go out there to chuck bombs to Waddle and see what happensnothing to lose at this point
>>151712313>BronkeksLmao
>>151712292a couple of plays like this today as well... man im not even a dolphins fan but idk it just feels like an insult to the game or some shit to keep starting him, but watching him play just fuckin pisses me off for some reason
I want to see Mendoza make the mettie jetties relevant again
>pee eff eff
>>151712322dude zach wilson can read defenses better, has better arm talent, better touch and scrambles and improvises better. With the type of offense and personnel miami has, he might actually be good for them. If miami can make tua look good surely they can make zach wilson work.
>>151712366They are always wrong about everything
>>151712366I read this as over 1.5 passing yards.
haha
>>151712267trap game
>>151712397Funny enough, not an answer to the question.
>>151712292>tua's arm is so bad even the defense couldn't anticipate how shitty his throws would be
kek
>>151712411Wtf how tiny is his head
>>151712292Looks like he was expecting the receiver to curl back toward him
>>151712292am i remembering this right, was intentional grounding called on this?
whats mikey boy saying here
>>151712436>KWAB
>>151712436he need some milk
another terrible tnf game, thanks amazon
>>151712436WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>151712229Bussy
>>151712436dis nigga eatin beans!
>>151712239Austin? It's liberal but not smug
>>151712313this but the opposite
>>151712467daniel jones cums what he eats?
i might be a psychopath because seeing nfl players laying on the ground after getting heemed is funny to me
>>151712454To be fair it's only like the second legitimately bad tnf game of the season. But the trend is certainly in the wrong direction.
>>151712475Everyone loves it, thats why we watch the NFLAll the retards who pretend otherwise are going to bitch and cry about Flag Football when it plays during the olympics.
>>151712475>i am.. le sick and twisted….
BYE BYE DJHELLO BREECEY
>>151712475These violent delights have violent ends
>>151712475
You know your organization is a dumpster fire when the Browns unironically have a more positive outlook for the future than the dolphins right now
>>151712516thank you for feeding me
>>151712520the browns at least have a few star names. the lolphins have fucking tua turnmybrainsover
>>151712516Kino hospital ball
>>151712516>literally 4 flags
>>151712516I'm surprised Olave is still alive, it feels like he gets a major concussion or injury every season
>>151712516>2-6damn why are they wasting life like that
>fibs had three 1st round picks in 2020>looking to rebuild againHow do you fuck that up
#RapeTua
>>151712561>black GMs
>>151712236New Flavorz, they do Caribbean food https://www.instagram.com/new_flavorz/?hl=en
>>151712516honestly heems tiers should be weighted on the immediate amount of flags on the screen
>Ravens fans at Hard Rock Stadium apparently made things difficult at times for the Dolphins>QB Tua Tagovailoa on the 4th and 1 false start in the first quarter: "With the Ravens fans, it maybe got a little muffled with my cadence and the crowd noise. We talked about it on the sideline after and got that corrected."
>>151712596maximum kwab
>>151712581coward
>>151712596>so loud scary and obnoxious medieval peasants consider us evil >centuries later we're still doing it We're the main character flock
>>151711794my green bay packies
>>151712635Das right
>>151712671
>>151712682one day he is going to hit his stupid bobble head hard on the turf and go limp and everyone will realize what a dumb scam those helmets are
While I enjoyed my Ravens shitting on the phins the glaring issues are still there. If EDC is going to make a big trade move now is the time. I’d be willing to trade two first rounders and any player on the defense except KH if it meant getting Myles Garrett
>>151712682mental illness king
>>151712695Ravens have never traded a 1st round pick for a player at least since I started watching. Those picks are too valuable. Most we've given up was a 2nd rounder in 2021 for Roquan Smith and the Anquan Boldin trade in 2010 which was a 3rd and 4th. They're not going to swing big like that and it seems like most of the veteran DEs aren't getting moved either. Jerry Jones already inquired about Hendrickson and Crosby and was turned down. We have to make do with what we have
Jaxson Dart looks like that nerd friend you had in highschool who got jacked right before College and chadded it up at the frats
I would absolutely ravage Travis Hunter’s gf and he would unironically let meImagine all the degenerate hood nigga dick she gets while her dorky bf plays football to pay for her lifestyle
>>151712189This unironically
>>151712695myles garrett isn't getting traded lol. maybe bradley chubb or quinnen williams
>>151712737cringe
>>151712732While trading 1st round picks would stunt the teams near future I feel Garrett is a free ticket to the SB.
>>151712763You think the Jets would move Quinnen Williams?? I could go for that. Chubb is too injury prone and way overpaid fuck trading for that
the browns aren't trading myles garrett and the raiders aren't trading maxx crosbythe only team stupid enough to trade away a top tier pass rusher is the cowboys
>lamar is black edition
>>151712786I don't think it'll happen either but it's not unprecedented. Parsons, Khalil Mack, Danielle Hunter, Leonard Williams and Jason Pierre Paul all got traded in the last 7 years
It's just not going to happen lol
>>151712475zoomers don't remember jacked up on ESPN in the early 2000s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Y1fsbgxaEthread theme
Boring thread. I'm going to /tv/
>>151712985why would you ever admit that?
>>151712990Ill tell you about it on /tv/
Ok I just came back from /tv/
>>151712189this you?
>>151712596Some of the Ravens fans were Miami local, obviously, but at least a few made the trek from Baltimurder on a weekday to watch this fucking toilet bowl. I find this a bit concerning.
>>151711859>>Tua is a retard>>Refballed again>>Players can't hold onto the ballDefense that was playing good in the first half, realizes the above and just says "fuck it".
>TLaw and Mac Jones swap hairWell?
>>151711874I seem to have forgotten it.
>>151713046Probably just wanted to spend some time at the beach.
>>151711794Florida Gayturds
>>151711968>Is there any team that's not shit?LionsColtsRamsChiefs (via refball)
>>151712112>Where is Bahamas?
Imagine if the Ravens win the North, Pats win the East, and we get a #4 Ravens vs #5 Bills wild card round
>>151713167I unironical knew a girl named Melissa with a hole that big.
>>151713194bradysknee is named Melissa?
>>151711794Doordash
>>151713185Too early to call anything. It's more likely to be an AFC West team as the #5 seed not sure which one yet. I like Drake Maye but I don't buy the Patriots sleepwalking through the back half on their schedule
>>151712561
>>151713185The rest of their schedule looks really good but at 5 losses you don't have a lot of wiggle room. If they don't shit the bed against the shit teams (they do that a lot) and manage to at least split the series with the Steelers things could get really fucking funny.
>>151713267Ravens could win the next 6 games in a row be 9-5 and still miss the playoffs. Last 3 games of the season are vs Patriots, @ Packers, @ Steelers. We put ourselves in a massive hole
So reffies decided to double down even though the NBA reffies are going to jail?
>>151713337they're already fucked, gotta milk as much out as they can while they still are able to
>lelfins got pooa and waddle instead of herbert and sewell
Somebody post that clip of Kyle Hamilton waltzing through the o-line. Genuinely what are you supposed to do against that? The o-line gets set and decides who they’re covering and can’t move before the snap, then Kyle H just walks up to the LOS and just goes through the open gap.
where is he in such a hurry to get to?
If the Ravens go 12-5 and win the division explain to me why Lameme shouldn’t win mvp
>>151713453Running to the owners box to beat the shit out of Chris Grier
Lads why do the Dolphins suck?
>>151713453The bar
can anyone read lips?
>>151713492Ya it's "I'm gay">>151713484Shit gm
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151713492EZ
it's not tua's fault his o-line sucks ass
>>151713500Just trade everyone
embarrassing
>>151713492>FUCK>HEY
>>151713515Not getting the sack or the block? If it's the block Ricard has been out injured for ages he might still be playing hurt tbqh
>>151713515He had a shit stance
>ESPN calls them commies toofuckin kek
>>151713515>one bad play in a blowout winNo I wouldn't say it's embarrassing
The Dallas Cowgirls
Why is there a WNBA but no WNFL?
>>151713701Is the lingerie football league still a thing?
>>151713701There are leagues where girls play American football in bikinis so
>>151713701Not enough women want to play contact sports, kinda simple as that
>>151713738It hurts their soft skin
>>151713738But I wanna see WNFL O-Linewomen
>>151713746You can watch womens sumo, it's not that great.
Ocho trying to block Ray Lewis is still probably the funniest thing to happen in football
Should the Lolphins tank for high draft picks?Are there any good prospects even...
Ah yes, the coffee and the ol' pigskin.
>>151713821This isn't a year to look for a QB, that's for sure. Unless you want to trade
>>151713831What about Hernando Cortez
>>151713833Literally who?
>>151713833I heard he was big in the 1400's
If the Broncos sweep the NFCE will you FINALLY apologize?
cant sleeptried to fix it by masturbating didn't work, still cant sleep i should try masturbating again
>>151713951Go for it.Tomorrow is the beginning of NoNutNovember tho
>>151713990Makes Destroy Dick December all the sweeter.
>>151713951Maybe I could help
Lamar Jackson has always been elite, we need to stop pretending otherwise. Just because he's a massive choker doesn't change that. Just like Gaylen Squirts being a playoff riser doesn't make him anything more than a carried first read mercant
>>151713951Try stroking your dick to women next time faggot.
>>151714311It's always nice when the players point to who moved first. Otherwise the refs might have missed it.
>>151711924they should legit arrest anyone with that phenotype. Its not even a meme anymore
Ravens are gonna win the North, aren't they?
It is 7:34, and Mike McDaniel still has a job.
Lamar Jackson is underrated and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.He should be more often in the conversation of best QB in the league.
>>151714480he often is though
Reminder
>>151713492Looks to me like his headphones were turned up super loud >“OOOOOWWWWW *takes off headset*…. ouch”
>>151714530I often see Mahomes, Burrow and Allen in this kind of conversation
>>151714636Zero chance browns fans are thinking that
the jj mczoom bust continues this weekend
>>151711775While some NFL players are dealing with curses or terrible seasons, HoF retired players are dealing with garbage collections and being technical over ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnczWJfWoCsBy the way is Tom Brady right?
>>151714433There's a possibility they'll win it but they also may not win it. If either the Browns, Steelers or Bengals win more games than them that would prevent the Ravens from winning the division due to the current playoff formula
>>151714819That makes no sense.
this bussy continues this weekend
>>151714803how many times have MK1 to UMK3 been re-released now
>>151714480Bro he’s a two time mvp and will be in the HoF if he has a few more good years. He’s fairly rated.
>>151711794...
>>151714827Look, all you need to know is Roger Goodell has our best interests as viewers at heart. As long as we have Roger Goodell as commissioner you can be sure of a fair playoff format and well officiated contests
>>151714710because they're 3 of the 4 unanimous top 4 QBs in the league
>>151714873now here's a guy who respects the shield
>>151711788The irony was lost.
>>151714912Rob knows the Reffies are, has been, and will always be undefeated.
>wake up>McDaniel is still an NFL head coachI don't get it
Why is Jonathan Taylor scoring like he's playing madden on easy mode
>>151714957Because eggheads insisted that the NFL is a passing league. Now defenses are full of shifty defensive backs who can shadow any wide receiver, but can't tackle a 230 pound wrecking ball.
>mfw transhorny.com is down
why are my chiefs favorites to win in buffalo?
>>151714849Worse, this is the what they say "ultimate Kollection but everything is fucked, the /v/ thread right now has been civilized shitting on it.Even the CRT filter for it is terrible.
>>151714991McDaniel really liked Charlie Kirk?
>>151715056It is weird, I don’t think the dynasty era chiefs have beat the bills in the regular season, I don’t know why Vegas expects this weekend to be different
I didn't watch last night's game, how was it?
>>151715135I turned it off mid second quarter. Much semen was slurped.
>>151714311It's been so fun watching Love and the rest of the young Packers improve the past few years. I smile at the downs from the past as much as I do the ups from today. GPG
>>151715111Bills defense sucks and their offense is stagnant, meanwhile the queefs are building momentum
>>151715144>they celebrating jordan love signing a $220M contract lmao..
>>151715111Bills are unironically cooked. Allen will pop his ACL at some point stupidly trying to extend a drive.
>>151715154It's been a bargain so far
>>151715160Patriots won't win another owl in your lifetime
>>151715172OK, enjoy your cake!
>>151715176My team is the NFC you retard, God just hates you
>>151715181>dude my Mom is deadSame energy frfr
>>151715172>he only got to watch his team win 6 rings in an 18 year spanwhat a shame
>>151715183Case in point>>151715186Just wait 10 years and you won't give a single shit about those ancient rimgs
>>151715189spoken like a true Ringlet, is your team the Kangz?
>>151715189>Just wait 10 years and you won't give a single shit about those ancient rimgsNta but you clearly have never experienced having your team win a ring. Those victories last a lifetime. Let me guess, you're a Lions fan.
>>151715172>>151715189
>>151715200He's a Bills fag.
>>151715197>>151715200My team has one ring. You fags are probably Patsie bandwagoners who started watching in 2007
>>151713511First one is a screen lolSecond one the defense runs a game dropping #0, and he guessed wrong setting the protection (the RB blows his block but Tua was fucked either way with a free rusher)The third was just an end around that Hamilton sniffed out. Not great play design but mostly just a great individual play by him.Last one looks like a miscommunication maybe? I have no idea what the play was supposed to be or why the RT ignores Hamilton.
>>151715200>rings are eternalTell that to Dolphins fans
>steelers next 2 games are colts and chargersfuck. is baltimore going to win the divission?
>>151715255Jetsfag detected. You clearly aren't old enough to remember Namath. Too bad Jets have been shit ever since. My team has 4 owls and 13 total NFL championships by the way. GPG
>>151715285Does it really matter when whoever wins is going one and done?
>>151715189kwab what a loser post
>>151715275The ones old enough to remember know what we're talking about
>>151715275the dolphins fans that actually watched them win would agree
>>151715291>Packerfag bragging about rings he wasn't alive to seeThat's just as pathetic as Cowshit fans bragging about their pre salary cap success
>>151715255>JEST or 'PhinsNo wonder you're a depressed, moody cunt.
>>151715310Sorry junior but I did see all the owls
>>151715303>>151715309Yeah the fans that are in the 60s would agree with that, but what abput everyone younger than them
>>151715315Phins have two owls
>>151715315I told you my team is in the NFC you illiterate retard lmao>>151715318>I'm an 80 year old manIshygddt
>>151715172i hate the pats as much as any other afc franchise but sadly drake gaye already looks fucking ELITE. dem patties might have struck gold again...
>>151715295The ravens are winning the superbowl. The script is too obvious this year
>>151715319not relevant to the conversation unfortunately. Bradysknee watched his team win 6 rings.
>>151715056this post made me look up who this is because I've never heard of them. what the fuck is wrong with plebbitors man Jesus christ these people need to be butchered
>>151715330Oh, that's really depressing.
>>151715341It is relevant to the conversation because some retard said that rings are eternal. Do you think the average Dolphins fan gives a shit about an undefeated season they weren't alive to see?
>>151715310>>Packerfag bragging about rings he wasn't alive to seeThey won in 2011, anon
>>151715319Better pick a team that can win. By the way, it's socially acceptable to bandwagon the Packers this year since they're clearly the best team.
>>151715351He wasn't alive for Starr and I highly doubt he was alive for Favre's win too
>>151715333Bearsfag detected. That must suck. No wonder you're such a whiny baby.
>>151715350>some smart individual said that rings are eternalto the people who watched the rings they are eternal retard thats the entire conversation.
>>151715255>My team has one ring>>151715333>in the NFC>seething at the PatsAngry because you threw it on the 1, aren't you?
Micah Parsons obviously uses that black guy hairline shoe polish on days he doesn't have to wear a helmet.
>>151715340There's no script possible to not have Lameme choke hard.
>>151715366Not even close. My team actually has a white QB so that should be a dead giveaway
>>151715350>Do you think the average Dolphins fan gives a shit about an undefeated season they weren't alive to see?100% yes, that is literally ALL Dolphins fans have. Every season, they talk about how they want everyone to lose to ensure the 71 Phins are eternal
>>151715372Nope, 49 was a great game and watching the Shithawks blow out the Donkeys the year before was more than enough for me. I just hate Bitchknees and want him to suffer
>>151715343>misogynistic facial expressions
>>151715378But it was a black QB that got you your one ring
>>151715389It's not like that have to worry about that. If the 2007 Pats couldn't do it then no team will for the foreseeable future
>>151715056The bills are not a good team. The chiefs will slap them this sundY
>>151715410Not according to his teammates https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/russell-wilson-i-dont-even-know-what-not-being-black-enough-means/
>>151715420>hes not a ghetto retard he ain't blackKek
>daniel diamonds replaces anthony richardson>jaxton dart replaces russlel wilson>joe flacco replaces joey 9gag>dillon gabriel replaces shadman sanders>kurt coupons replaces micro penis jr>tyler shuck replaces spencer muttleri'm noticing an alarming pattern...
>>151715440>Dillon Gabriel replaces SheduerHe would have actually had to be above him on the depth chart at any point to get replaced; he was the 3rd string when they still had Flacco
>>151715440It's genuinely the BLEACHED season in the nfl. The powers that be are hard pivoting back to white people because of how bad the last 20 years have been
Who's getting fired first, Daboll, McDaniels or Glenn?
>>151713156Dolts defense will let them down eventually. Seahawks=Rams>Lions look like the clear top 3 right now
>>151715474Glenn is going nowhere, Phins don't have anyone to replace McDonalds withDaboll 100%
>>151715474zac taylor
>>151715440Soon>Tyson Bagent replacing Caleb Williams
>>151715440>>1517154602025 White vs Black QB'sWeek 1: 9-2Week 2: 7-2Week 3: 8-1Week 4: 3-1Week 5: 4-3Week 6: 6-3Week 7: 3-1Week 8: 4-5overall a 44-18 mogging
>>151715440the same thing should be happening at every position, especially fucking punt returners
>>151715480Colts defense is fine they chill in the second half in their blowouts
>>151715430>Manlet mulatto QBs
>>151715474Dabolls fine in NY. He drafted dart and skattebo as his guys and that will extend his life there
>>151715580The Giants gave up 33 points in the 4th to Blo Dix
>>151715154he makes less than t-law and just a bit more than tua lmao
>>151715602That was a black magic ritual doesn't count
>>151715056Chiefs have been playing really good since they lost to the Jaguars. They did get some help from the refs against the Lions but still probably would have won that game anyways. They’ve been playing better than they did all last season. The Bills have regressed slightly.
>>151715613>the Chiefs have been playing good against bad teams
>>151715622This
>>151715056That game decides which of those teams are frauds
>>151713701>he doesn't know
>>151714297>carried first read mercantwhy bother criticizing QBs you don't even watch play
FORCED MEME TRADE DEADLINE HOAX NO ONE IS OR WILL BE TRADED AHAHAGAHAHAGGHHHHAAHGGGGHHHHHHHA HE JUSTT NEEDS MORE HELLLLPPPPPPPPAAAGGAGGAGAHHHHHHH KELCEEE SAVVVVEE MEMEEEEEEEEEEaswwh
>>151715170I think you guys are really hung up on wanting to have 3 HoF qbs in a row to the point where you’re just declaring Love is it after a small sample of games. Just like you celebrated the season’s first game like it was the sb. Despite the fact that Love and his team played like utter shit against the Eagles one game prior in the playoffs. A game that actually mattered and they blew it. Parsons wouldn’t have changed the outcome from that
>travis hunter on IRrip jaggies
>>151715722>IR worthy injury at practicekwabaroo
Would you agree that Mahomes is the best white QB and Burrow is the best black QB?
WTF>BREAKING: Jaguars rookie WR/CB Travis Hunter suffered a non-contact knee injury during Thursday's practice and will be placed on injured reserve>Hunter is out a minimum of four games.
>>151715722>>151715725>>151715737Jags are retarded for trying to have him play offense and defense because he's twice as injury prone. I said after the draft that Hunter would end on IR if they tried to do that shit
>>151715200Not him, but I am a Lions fan. So I guess I wouldn’t know. But Detroit had great success with the Red Wings in the 90s and 00s and before that the Pistons and Tigers in the 80s (Pistons also won in 2004 and Tigers were successful but didn’t win). And Michigan football has been successful and won. But nobody cares about these anymore because they happened so long ago in the past. It doesn’t last a lifetime. Apparently for some fans like Packers fans it doesn’t but I don’t even consider them to be human. I’m really happy to have a well-run competitive NFL team these past few years rather than the perpetual poverty they’ve been in for most of the lives of everybody under 50
When you're cheering for Mahomes to throw an interception at the goal line.... just know you're cheering to rip 1,500 dollars from kids who need it.
>>151715746yeah they're insane, playing both sides is cool in theory but it's just not realistic
is tua right?
>>151715752That's because hockey and basketball suck ballsFootball is the best so it lasts forever
>>151715757very generous of him to donate <.001% of his yearly salary
>>151715737I’m glad I dumped him in Fantasy weeks ago. What a bust (for fantasy anyways)
>>151715779Do you donate <.0.001% of your salary every time you close an account?
>>151715752you must not have actually watched the Wings win all those cups. i'm still riding high on those, was some of the most absolute fucking kino sports i've ever seen in my entire life
WHERE DID MY>green textGO
>>151715788>me>employed
>victory Friday >HalloweenToday belongs to MY Baltimore Ravens, the only team in the league with a spooky aesthetic that fits in with All Hallow's Eve.Also we're going to sweep the division and win it it ez
>>151715796several years overduewonder if this is a vote of confidence for mcdaniel
>>151715810McDaniel is fine u cant do shit with tua
>>151715772I like everything, anon. Everybody here loved hockey when the Wings were annual contenders. An owl would be nice though, but I don’t think it would last a lifetime. It’s pretty cringe to see Packers fans always holding to their last win from almost 15 years ago.
>>151715796A decade too late
>>151715796Poles NEXT
GRIER IS GONE
>>151715796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeI
>>151715796Dolphins are going to go listen to that one song that goes >let's ceeelebrate good times come on!!
>>151715817>It’s pretty cringe to see Packers fans always holding to their last win from almost 15 years ago.puckersfags can't help but live in the past. also burrsfags will still be bringing up '85 50 years from now
>>151715791Oh I did. I’m an old fag. I watched that entire era. I remember watching the March 26th game vs Colorado live. It was definitely amazing and there were flags on houses and cars, and hockey was everywhere. But even when they won in 2008 people didn’t care as much and they’re been in the basement for over a decade. It seems like ancient history to me now. But I’m old enough to have watched those games live. I even have 2 VHS tapes of the final when they swept the Flyers. I recorded it in SP for the best quality. I peed in the troughs at the Joe bathrooms many times
>>151715814i agree. i won't be surprised if ross still wants a hard reset at the end of the year, but mcdaniel could still salvage this if you give him a couple years with a non-retarded gm
>>151715814This. The fact that they got rid of Grier tells me that his job is safe
>screen pass behind line of scrimmage>no blockers I can't get over how fucking retarded this play is
>grier goneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MCDANIELS FIRED SO HE CAN BE OC FOR >MY TEAM
>>151715875Just run fast!
>>151715858Based, let me cope though anon. we'll have our owl soon, trust the process. fuck I miss the Joe though. LCA isn't the same
>>151715821The retarded owners extended him for 5 years so Ben is stuck with him
>>151715884They can still fire him
>>151715860>>151715873you think this means they're gonna cut Tua and eat the dead cap like the Broncos did with Russ
>>151715884can't you let him go anyway but still pay himlike college coaches
>>151715891Welcome to Miami, Jameis Winston
>>151715897yeah it happens all the time in the nfl too
>>151715899>Jameis Winston Isn't he like 35 now
>>151715882I trust the process. LCA is too corporate and modern. The Joe was obsolete when it opened, always rough around the edges but that was part of its character. The upper bowl was closer to the ice than at LCA. It has a different vibe and I miss it too
>>151715904That's the state of the QB market right now
Tua probably legitimately has brain damage. Nothing against him but that's just too many concussions to keep playing
>>151715891I expect them to go on a bit of a fire sale for the trade deadline. I'm hoping my team gets at least one of their D line. Idk about Tua yet. It depends how his contract is structured
>>151715904You could also get Mr. Unlimited at this point>>151715911Tua's fucked, he used to be an actual leader from the front. That's how he took all the hits
>>151715796thank fucking god
>>151715911>nothing against him Everything against him He's going to snap and kill his family in a CTE induced rage in like 20 years because he refused to retire early with his millions of dollars
>>151715919kek
>>151715919please don't turn /nfl/ into a feels thread
>>151715796Looking good for my boy McDaniels, otherwise it would have been a clean sweep with both of them getting shitcanned.
