Formerly >>151712371Powerslop is on
why do you need vision to smack a stationary opponent?
Schaub is God
>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.>That is your first warning.>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.>Thank you for your attention to this matter!
this chinese nigga weak as fuck
>>151717033He can't see m8
hes gonna get his eyebrow slapped off
Dana should really probably be in prison for this fersure at least his wife gets paid
if they woulda held it in america instead of aboogaboogastan would the eye poking have been dealt with right?
too graphic for jewtube
>stream drops
Mongol vs his Chinese son
If you caught Dana stranded roadside in the desert between Vegas and LA in the dead of night, what would you do?
glass cannon
>>151717080give him a stream
>>151717080His wife and daughter at the same damn time
Championship rounds now
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
OHHHHHHHHH HE'S RETARDED NOW
NEW WMMA FACE JUST DROPPED
Good grief
SLEEM
powerslap makes me legit tardcackleno other "sport" is this hilarious
>>151717107Videogame ass expression
>let's get retarded playingLmfao
>>151717127I'm crying b
>>151717132hes retarded now
More like Dana White powerkino
These stats
POV: you're watching dana moloch's PVERKVNO sponsored by palantir
>>151717159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIa1zMiIYqo
>>151717159Free on poohtube is what im doing try your fightpass or paramount+ subscription
>>151717080Open passenger side door and BJ Penn steps out
ethical slaps
Herzog explaining the fine nuances to the bong
Manlet pvwer
You’re subhuman if you dedicate more than an hour to watching powerslap
So robinson is just flagrantly cheating
How does the 10 point must system work here exactly
heemzog letting him collect more cte
>>151717190(You) are subhuman whether you watch or not
>>151717190You sound like a fag dude lmfao
Heemzog is so fucking based
early stoppage
Fuck lanklets
>>151717190this is kino
I don't understand the scoring tbchwy heem
>>151717207The one that reacted more loses the round?
>>151717190>>151717235>>151717238>>151717248>>151717190 dont be scared homie
>>151717284The little fat messican was dancing and lost 29-27
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_k6-rL56i0
Anthony Smith begged to do this btw
combat sports ranked from most noble to most sloppy1. boxing2. MMA3. bareknuckle4. powerslap
>like 20 sheikhs sat in an empty warehouse watching slapkek
this azael guy was a huge drunk and started lots of fights in the powerslap house during the reality show
Brazzaest non brazza I've seen in a while
I filled up my Tom diaper because Powerslap is so intense!!! MY CLITTY CAGE IS RUMBLING
>>151717300You're a paedophile, Boxnonce.
Based Azael
>>151717300go back
Evilmaxxing
This nigga named himself after a kids story villain
>>151717300>leaves out joustinglmao what a peasant. What's the matter? Can't afford a horse and armor?
Ever since the day I was born I knew I wanted to be a Power Slap champion
>>151717341do they stream that on youtube?
>>151717300swap #1 and #3 and its accurate
>>151717080Creampie him.
ranked by watchability1. bareknuckle2. powerslap3. boxing4. MMA
>>151717115Do you think that poweslap is a prestigious career in Taiwan?
>watchability>boxing over mmathe sniffiest of lay n prays is over before boxing gets done with walkouts
>>151717374what about dirty boxing and bare knuckle ice fighting?
>>151717364What's wrong with that fat drunk
>11th powerslap match>wants to compete "for another 10 years"A team of scientists should be dedicated to researching the CTE this guy is about to produce
>>151717389Ice Wars was a peach. They need to make it a seasonal special.
gonna clip this dude getting slapped and pretend he's a brazza to rev spammy
this is some high quality slapping
>>151717389haven't watched those but they sound good
Real banger here
Needs ring girls
That's a big labia majora
I'd like to put her under pressure iykwim
kek playing to the crowd with the beard
She used to be homeless.
Scottish slags are rough
Kek scotland gives bums hotels
SHES BACK
she is a belter
Are you really homeless if the government gives you a free room?
>>151717466Im about to be homeless i can relate
>>151717466They house the homeless in Scotland apparently. Sounds woke and gay.
>>151717482Just move to Scotland for a free house.
Based walkout but how is she 4-0 if I've seen her sleemed >>151717479
>>151717479>unblemished record
>>151717479That's what victory looks like BTW
Can these ladies swap attire please
>>151717495A house is much cheaper than a hotel per monopoly
Essentially Rubin Carter
>>151717497Illegal sleem so win via DQ
>>151717517Aljoesque
wouldn't mind these ladies slapping me like that haha
>>151717517Wouldn't they count that as a clean slap now? Didn't they stop caring as much so they can get more sleems?
This Scottish lass finna snore
Uralchads victory is ours
>powerlifter and world judo champion vs some homeless womanbeautiful matchmaking and sport daner. splendid job
>>151717544practically k-1 desu
>>151717544Coping already?
This is punishment
>>151717544How is that any different from the UFC?
to simply step on stage to participate in powerslap requires heart that Tom possesses none of
>>151717497>>151717533They were more strict about what was considering clubbing, but every heem would be clubbing if they kept disqualifying for it.
https://sheenawrestler.com/booking/
>>151717556>>151717567Taking the point is just bullying
>hungarian woman has so clearly won if it goes to the scorecards>still has to do her final slapdo you do a little baby slap here? seems monsterous to try knock this woman out for no reason
>>151717571>Arm Wrestling / Lift and Carry / Scissors Holds / Rear Naked Choke / Breath Control / Costume Play / Trash Talk and Verbal Abuse / Muscle Worship /Face Slapping /Friendly Semi-Competitive Wrestling / Arresting Policewoman / Ball Bashing / Bondage / Foot Fetish / Trampling / Knock Outs / Whipping / Beatdowns, etc. Please go into detail. Give me the most information possible to better meet your needs.HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>worst sleem event ever Yeah Tom Aspenladd ruined MMA
bogged bimbo queen
>>151717591nvm theres a KO bonus. dana has thought of everything
>>1517176143 drink tickets and a panini?
Gibble Stevenson
>let's get retarded>smack my bitch upThis playlist is seriously funny
>>151717622movie
>I developed a new slapping technique based on the movements of the samuraiI have no choice but to boy this random autist coming up next
>>151717622Excellent timing we just won uralbro
*ahem*Charly is such a peach
>It was my 9th Session with a strong lady and Sheena was from this 9 the most strongest one.She told me to the begin that she will give 20% but i wanted that she will do 300% to bring me cry, begging me and to knockout me.She was laughing „Are you really sure??I‘m unstoppable you can‘t beat me i would Crush your throat so you can't breathe properly, I can beat you up so hospitals can't help you good.But i wanted it so strong.So i got it.She kicked me more times in my balls and had so much fun.She took her insane broad, massive arms, wrapped them around my neck, stamped me as hard as she could with her beautiful foot in the balls and squeezed my neck with 100%. I got tears in my eyes but it was so beautiful. She said to me "So? Do you like it" with a smile in her face and I said with a crippled voice "Yes, so much! I love it. Then she let go but before I rested for only 1 second, she pulled me up and I got the fists of my life. In the eye, left right chin hook. I was on the floor. She brought me outside the ring, held my head against the ring mat and pressed Her knee against my back and said I should just tap if it gets too much. Then she took her huge legs, wrapped my neck and squeezed as hard as she could while on the phone on Amazon. As soon as I tried somehow, she squeezed again as hard as she could. Until I said I give up, you're just 7level too high. She kept pressing as hard as she could until I said I do whatever she wants and for as long as she wants. The session was scheduled for 6/30 hours and that was it The fourth of pure domination. I had to massage her feet and shoulders until I had to kiss every 10 feet and finally smell the lower feet, then I had to let my back be used as a chair it was so f*cking s*xy
>>151717662corr
>>151717662...so there's no actual sex?
Marvin Vettori PowerSlap Gauntlet
Sheena will be in the following cities the dates are in usa format>11/02/2025-11/03/2025 Munich Germany>11/11/2025-11/15/2025 London United Kingdom>11/16/2025-11/18/2025 Birmingham United Kingdom>11/18/2025-11/21/2025 Manchester United Kingdom>11/22/2025-11/28/2025 Toronto Canada>11/29/2025-11/30/2025 Vancouver Canada>>151717695Isn't that what they always say
>>151717716Nah the common practice is to be explicit in explanation but claim it was just a dream.
this dood has a big messican head
I've been fine combing sheena's sight and missed the fight or whatever it's called who won
>>151717745fat one
Seems like you could just eat 4-5 cheeseburgers a day and be a ranked heavyweight
Taking an Aspinall in the Ankalaev
Blackburn would probably slap the shit out of Michael Jordan. Him losing would be like the Anderson vs Weidman of sleem.
Belel should be cut
I. Broke. Your. Face.
>>151717784Well can you fix it?
The whole presentation of this shit is amazing the slapping has been a bit mid so far only one good sleem
5 rounds really let you slap a guy into deep waters
>sal d'amato refereeingJust gets better all the time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NoZWz20Y7dw
Some fighters are warriors, and some fighters are sportsmen.For example:Belal Muhammad got his eyes gouged and tried to keep fighting despite blood pouring out of his face. Belal is a warrior.Tom Aspinall had his eyes poked and refused to fight despite no damage being apparent. Tom is a sportsman.Know the difference
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This nigga finna sleep, goofy ass white nigga.
HEEMZOG
>>151717819These warriors aren't making it passed the third
You would never catch some hood niggas doin this ytboi shit
Blackburn is the Frieza of Power Slap
>>151717835Belal was bellowing like a woman in childbirth
>>151717864bappa leon pulled his lower eyelid a full inch off his face
tom just dropped another youtube short
>>151717873
Seventh layer of hair was such a bar even Colby didn't know he was about to spit it.
Chama!
>>151717882bj literally cries online over his family being swapped with clones b
karate combat today btw
>>151717893No Alvey no watchey
>>151717881Nigga is a vlogger fr
Next one has to drop blue boy
they poisoned blackburn wallahi
>>151717896no alvey, but Hall, perez, alves, pena, ismagulov, and sordi
>come to me>wobbles>fighter recoveredbased heemzog
#coleworld
>>151717912That explains why posts have been unusually heterosexual today
>>151717891you'd cry too if they replaced your mom with a robot with a gigantic ass
How would Super Mario do in powerslap?
>Two 46-44 scorecards
>>151717929Donkey kong probably better at it
>>151717925Damn talking about parg milfs?
>>151717929if he can use his over and a smash attack you're cooked
>no sleems
Nah fuck that!!
I’d rather watch PFL than Power Slap
>>151717962How about I slap you?
>>151717962Don't say nonsense like that b
>>151717115Dude was basically waiting for his execution. Kek.
>>151717929peach of a sleemer b
>>151717893Nah fuck that!>>151717910Lets go for that!
>>151717972Waiting music before Karate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeS3PDfUeqM&list=RDYeS3PDfUeqM&start_radio=1
>>151717983Anime
>Welcome home, Mr. Fertitta!Bros... just imagine...
>>151717996this but its ari
poor poor Tom...Ostracized by the mma community in less than 24 hours
Shavcuck retired lmao
>>151717962Twice the brain damage, half the skill. What's not to like!
ALL my heems mp4 and webm are now 'corrupted or unsupported file types'. Anyone ever get this?
How does Raja Jackson have a better reputation than Tom Aspinall rn?
IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wBUysNe2k
the natasha show > fight fairy
>>151718082its tawlf b
>>151718092cancel culture gone to far
>>151718124Is it the same for you?
>>151716493I'm just a fan of the sport and I want to see it done properly
>yfw on the current state of heavyweight division the feat of the movie becomes more and more realistic and feasible
Nah fuck that!
https://youtube.com/shorts/jt5YMDozPwE?si=eiBOkbj152wmFGzV
>>151718067Fuck this faggot
>>151718067This guy is such a massive faggot. Imagine being a former Asspinall fanboy.
>>1517180824chan suckstime to switch to _____.
>>151718067>at least I'm ready for halloweennice tacit admission tommy
>>151718067there's zero fucking chance he actually needs that garbage kek
>>151718067this is either some sort of 4th dimension trolljob where Tom is trying his best to look like an unlikeable pussy, or the opposite, he is factually this pathetic. I think Tom is the shittiest "champion" UFC has had
get ready for pictures of Tom wearing an eyepatch dressed as a turkey and wearing an eyepatch dressed as Santa
>>151718089Raja didn't take no disrespect and got his receipt
>>151718303Raja is getting his Jackson busted wide open by Big Bubba Daddies I'm afraid, his chocolate culo is going for as much as two ramens and a honey bun
cody durden fight week lfg boys and goys
>>151718338Think about all that time you dedicated to better mimicking the linguistics of criminal blacks. You could have met your wife but chose to sound like Devonte through text.
Tom wearing an eye patch on new yearsTom wearing an eye patch on Ramadan Tom wearing an eye patch on Easter
Retaining via no contest is some wwf shit
>>151718372are you crazy in your head, man
>>151718399It's Halloween b I'm feeling monstrous.
they can't say ''undisputed'' anymore, that Heavyweight belt is the most most disputed belt of all time
>>151718372This whole general was names after the black people you hate haha
>>151718415How? Jones blatantly ducked him. There’s no way to analyse that situation other than Jones desperately ducking Tom for as long as he could. They matched his offer and he still said no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu8phFUvD-w>Tom is going to figure out what it's like to get fingered by an MMA fighterShe predicted it.
>>151718499Who's the skirt
like this post if you would go balls deep in prime Roxanne Modafferi
>>151718535Super like!
if i had free time like i did back in 2022, id do one of these again. took fuck long to collect all these shits and i probably missed a bunch
BLLLAARRRG, yuck!! What the FUCK is that smell??
why does francis ngannou own so many white children
>>151718535>>151718574Fat green pedophile.
>>151718067Me fingering joke got backlash? Me putting my hands in petrol gimmick got backlash? Me handling of the eye poke situation got backlash? It was just british humor, mate.
whos that stenchin' up the joint!
>was names SAAAAAAAAR
>WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE HEGGIN FLIPPIN EYE POKES RIGHT FREAKKING NOWO
>>151718652Jousted that jeet!
post your worst heems from your collection then delete it from the heem folder.
Bottle of Whiskey and you would mistake me for Ariane Lipski.
>>151718689
>>151718067>00:02:02Aspinall's merch has been ruined by Gane
>>151718703ducking bitchkwadb
THE MACHINE IS BRAINWASHING YOUTOM ASPINALL IS THE GOOD GUY FFS
Andy Aspinal hiis a victim :(
dana white ruined ufc
>hes gone all in and wearing an eyepatch nowKEKEK
>>151718741>waaah, chael was mean to methe fragile mind apple does not fall far from the fragile mind tree
all i'm gonna say is, you don't quit a fight you know you're going to win
Bisping was as much of a soft bitch as Tom. This is a hallmark of british fighters. Only difference is Mike didn't do some faggy nice guy persona and just owned being a loud bitch.
>>151718741Gurujeets working overtime they really think the pig is going to be the next dana
Does anyone else do eye-poking during sex? fuck it gets me off
i would put aspinall out cold mcgregor aldo style. the kid just can't fight.
>>151718908What's his name?
>>151718917with eye patches?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151718989*steps on you*
stop talking about aspinall and his eye already
I tried warning everyone about Andy Aspinall years ago
>>151718996You always find new ways to disrepsect me. And hoenstly? Respect.
>>151718998You're rightWe need to get this molesting pedophile thrown in jail for life
>>151719023Mentally Ill Freaks!!
>>151719023Please stop this. Is there no end to the visoins of depravity you can conjure from the depths of your dark soul
>>151718404who are Zabit and Aljo
>>151719091I'd also like to know
>>151718067>AAAAH ME EYE ! ME ORB ! OI CAN'T SEE !!!how long is this fucking little pussy ass bitch going to act like he totally didn't quit.we live in a world where the UFC heavyweight champ is the biggest pussy of the whole organization.
ZERO DOCUMENTED TRAUMA
Small dick energy
andy aspinall probably gave tom a tactical retreat signal, having seen more than enough to know the night belonged to gane
yeah my dick might look like a N64 controller joystick but that don't stop your mom from playin Mario Party, playa!
>151719464he's reaching for those grapes, trying to make wine
The image that left Gurutrannies in shambles.
>>151719501The image on the left is literally Tom Aspinal...
You just knew Tom Aspinal was going to be UFC champion when Dana White went to the post fight presser and said Jon Jones had retired.
>NO MORE TIME OUTS
Karate Combat in 15 bings lads
>>151719799woah goddard playing favorites you never see that!
>>151719799The zog coddled tom. Like when a baby falls over and starts crying after the parent says "are you okay!?"
Tom is softer than baby shit.
>>151719799>>151719849>C'mon lad. You're alright. The Queen's watchin' from upstairs, Tommy. You're alright.>al-alright mate... y-youre rightAs much as I hate the cunt, we need him as the ref for the rematch. Having another stiff upper lipped bong might make Tom feel too ashamed to quit again.
this how a real nigga behave
>>151719799OHH USGOD WITH THE BRUTAL POKE
favourite fighter? yeah i cummed em
can one of u boys come and get shr*mp nigger out of the mlb thread, thanks
>>151719940Dustin BODIED that muzzie freak!
>>151719799how do you not take a point
>>151719957send blue jay stream and ill see what i can do
Fight Fairy literally just picks whichever fighter makes her pussy more wet.
>>151719983I do the same with my ass
>You guys ever hear the story of the Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in a Sack? So there's this tailor and he's got three sons. So he's got three sons, and a goat. Tailor tells his sons to feed the goat but the goat lies and says they didn't so he beats the shit out of his sons with a yard measure. And these sons, the three sons, they go and they get jobs like turner and joiner and some shit. So they get this table that makes tons of food and a donkey that shits gold and a stick in a bag. So they go home and their dad is like "woah, that's some dope shit" and he welcomes them back home. That fat fuck goat filled with nothing but lies is Chael Sonnen.
>>151719983That's a based an intrinsic way to make picks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7hWlf0QqwKARATECHADS WE ARE LIVE
>>151719983uhh why'd she pick gane?
>john danaher, robin black and the english guy on commentarywhat the fuck lmao
>>151719957We have tried to execute that faggot multiple times but he persists
I see Danaher dressed as a nonce.
>>151720018Gane gets her slimed up, I fear.
>bringing your daughters to a fight card on halloweensmdh
>>151720040What are you talking about?
>>151720013FIGHTING NERD COMPETIING GIH
i get the impression that karate combat is losing money
>>151720112Just retarded to have a fight card on a holiday known for partying
Danaher sounds like eunuch
>>151720127a couple of years ago they would've had an elaborate set with visuals and people in costume, you can't even tell it's a halloween card and it looks like they're in an empty warehouse
>>151719983better than picking based on half the schizo babble arguments i see here
>>151719944Poked him with the thumb at the start of the combo lol
>>151720215*porked
>>151719944>fought through a broken jawyou're telling me colby is more of a warrior than "the baddest man on the planet" tom aspinall??????
>>151720248Afraid so
The whole damn company was against Colby and Usman needed Goddard to save his tummy owie.
vagina
>why ya bewin meh
Cawlby
>+605 underdog
poofc would never let skanko dress up like harley quinn
THE bumir pissmapoolog? holy shit!
Foight's ovah
Jiri is implying aspinal is a pussy in one of his tweets
ok
>>151720308
so much dead air
>>151720248It's because he quit in round 1 with all damage showing in his busted face, colby went 5 rounds against usman
>>151720572sultry minx
beastly posts bruce
a man's butt
>>151720572>>151720594>>151720611>>151720630off work today b?
gane won, but he didn't lose
>>151720668thanks mate
Mans is making memes
>>151720707I stole them from twitter
>>151720559i can't argue, as much as I want to. i concede
yea im a blue jay
bro they only have one broadcast cam for the ring
>>151720630>HELLO CANAD-AAAAACKKKKKKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxFe3HRzBg
the ufc needs teams. 1 fighter per weightclass. for no reason but to possibly encourage some fighters who would otherwise give up.
Tyrone spunk
Gane wrote the Bitcoin whitepaper
>>151720956>hi
>>151719799>>151719944out fucking cold...
Yeah im thinking, JDM will beat islam
>i break guacamole, brazzaSOON
>>151719799>cuckby making tomala look pathetic in comparisonhow does it keep getting worse
tom has hideously ugly grug striking that he gets away with because he has a degree of speed and athleticism in the blobweight division. gane is fast and arguably more athletic and actually has striking technique, tom can not beat him unless he gets the obese wrestling going
we have too many examples of fighters being warriors to be told that it's not an option
guess the fighter:>ME EYES ! ME VIEWING GLOBE !! WHOT HAPPENED ? OI CAN'T SEE !! ME ORB HURTS ! OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS LAD !!!!
Move on from Tom and Gane. We have another card tomorrow.
>>151719799Prime Colby is a top 3 welterweight of all time
>>151721365I'm afraid Tom is too much of a bitch. Fans won't move on until he fights Gane again and doesn't try to quit this time.
>>151721365i got david garcia by thunderous heem
>>151721365Timmy Cuamba man. That kid fights as if he has a lit stick of dynamite up his fucking anus. Tune in
full grown nigga named timmy. yeah that’s it i’m done with this sport
>>151721447Fuck you. You have to wait.
okay, fine. i guess in a way you're right and we've spent enough time on it. so in what way do you think tom will quit in the rematch?
*destroys amanda nunes*
>>151721630Her nrml jab is fucking lethal man holocaust hitler murder
>>151721420Factual post.
All my niggas Nazis
I’d like to punch one of you in the face
>>151721751>man been readyRoadman topbwoi thomas "tom" aspinall from salford deh suh
>>151721746Nigga heil hitler
>>151719799ngI this kinda changes my view of this fight. unironically takes away from usman's win. never though I'd say that
>>151721777Only one?
the ladies outside of mma are so much lovelier
>>151721343sage northcutt
I would fart and knock these manlet chinks out.
>>151720496based
Skibidi Tom Aspinal Toilet
>>151721751How'd Tom make that joke while blind?
>>151722151He can read some words from his left eye, according to the latest Andy Aspinal update.
>b-brazza I hev to SNIFF
You need to have 3 BLACK COCKS in all of your holes as far as they'll go, but even further
"should I go as a pirate tonight lol haha :fire: :pirete:" -Tom Aspinall
>>151722292butt pirate
there are fights on right now btw
>>151722292Isn't he on sick leave with 25% total vision considering retirement? Where is he going in that condition
>>151722287Tom has been to a Senegalese healer and 3 BBC's in his pork pooter is the only thing that will make him see again, chills
>>151722320Didn’t ask
I just read the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts and I don't see anything that prohibits climbing on top of the fence to do a jumping attack
>>151722320Karate is not fighting
*gets heemed*
>>151722320im watching. heating up left overs and will make popcorn while horror movies play in the background. it's a cold rainy night, good night for heems and screams
>>151722320We aren't watching that shit you fucking loser.
there is baseball and basketball on right now btw
>he's y-you know um... he's gaining the knowledge to adapt to the punch and m-maybe you know, in a sense... land his own punches.>His distance opened him up to throw those 3 big punches>He's setting himself up to throw some-... big b-big old punches>If he wants to, he can use all of his m-mmoves and punches. >He's showing LEVELS while his opponent is showing SEAMS in his game...Brilliant guest commentator. THANK YOU PRESIDENT AWESOME!
They're playing Family Guy reruns btw
>>151722443why watch that when I can watch a thousand different Family Guy Funny Moments Compilations on youtube?
Heeminder the "we don't watch that crap" meme was invented by the paki and is exclusively perpetuated by rampant personalityfags who don't want actual fight discussion to distract from their attention whoring.
the coward of manchester haha
>>151722541Isn't it a peedub meme like monitor and post singing
>>151722541i would watch that crap, but my monitor is off
>>151722541still not watching that crap, pussy
>>151722541Honestly? Props for knowing that
>>151722541why not save this post for when someone says it
>>151722553it looks just like my heckin chicago gas stations!
>>151722541Okay but we still shant be watching that crap, ramesh. A valiant effort, thoughbeit.
>>151722641Buckfast on the brain I beguile in bedlam
didnt UFC have an event in Sudan?
>Andy Aspinall: Tom's eye is bad, he still can't see>Kevin Iole: Are you a doctor?
>>151722678ye it was for the Schaub vs Crawl cop fight night
>>151722678no, i think you mean saudi
>>151722553>>151722678Funny how helwanis buy all the social media companies get musk to follow the script and now we get 24/7 coverage of haps killing each other
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM AT THE BELL HOLY FUCK
heem stopppy lol
>>151722734Contentious claim
>>151722734i forgot ewell got cut from the ufc lol
>one camera angle>no replays
if you thought daner was sleazy wait till you meet the bkfc daner
The future of Heavyweight MMA
>>151722734No one saw it
Imagine hiring sheena bathory to give you a nice backrub and affirming compliments for an hour
violent bob ross vs rafael alves kino next
dawg they one one camera for the cage and one poorly angled camera for the commentary crew
>>151722848me on the left trying to heem elf pussy
>>151722881>the cage
nothing cleaner than brazilian athlete piss
>>151722881Its a pit bappa
has powerslap reached the kinetic chain age yet?
LOL
>>151722848>so anyway heemer and heemster sound similar but are two totally different things
heem snappy lmao
Kekeek
HEEM KNEE
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMASPINAL REDEEMED
me fooking knee m8
All those years of ego bjj paying dividends
Kek aspinretard thinks he's funny enough to pull this thing he's trying off what's the over/under on bisping turning on him
>stuck in the pit
Who's the tunic
>>151723151that's heckin cleopatra dawg
>>151723030you can tell bispbing was disappointed in his immediate reaction but was trying not to express it to save apsinall face
Fooggin hell, mate
crazy that he'll have to spend that paycheck on getting surgery now, sad really
all this for a tweaked knee
Hopefully Aspinall dies
>>151722809i look like this
kratos and rick james
>>151723226Anyone can fail an eye test. I could fail an eye test right now. My grandma could fail an eye test.
>>151723226Alright but you gotta get over it
>>151723282The real test would be to blindfold him, let one eye have visibility and throw a ball really fast at his face, I guarantee the poof parade comes to a fast stop
>yeah thats too bad.. anyway!
tom aspinall doesn't pass the eye test. i've said it for years.
tom is going to be injured until gane takes another fight, then tom will be offered another fat slob to fight and will say "oh m8 eyes feels fine now, fully healed"
aspinall derangement is still rife among the heemsylum
>Doctor:So Tom what do you see?>Tom:Ummm...It blurry>Doctor: Mr. Aspinall your son's eyesight is blurry allegedly>Andy: ME SON'S PEEPER DON'T WORK NO MORE HIS PEEOPIN ORB IS ALL FOGGED UP THE DOCTOR SAID
>me name's andy aspinall and me son is an 'eartlet
>>151723366come on man, your mans milking the fuck out of this. even cejudo wasn't this fucking dramatic
why are u bewin
>>151723366Is he still crying wolf tickets about his eye a week later? That is deranged
We talked about this in the Tomcord and decided not to reply to baits.
can't bloody see mate
You can just call it the gurucord abdi
Reminder Cejudo had a torn cornea, was unable to see and still finished the round.
tried to warn you guys
Cowardly dog barks the loudest something like that.
>>151723439you're just saying it's still 50/50
Hasn't aspinall been barking for a week?
Monitor on buddy
Concession accepted, Jones bless
Concession denied and under further review.
i'm one of the original 144,000 members of the ganecord. i've been following gane since before his mma debut. don't question my analysis.
The civil war 2.0 will be fought between high income millenial+ uberchads (team Jones) and propertyless poor zoomer- poofters (team whatever guru tells them)
more liker uber drivers lol lmao
fuck you
>>151723583Could have just said 'white v brown' and saved your breathe
Okay uber chads versus wolt donkeys then are you happy now
Goku vs VegetaAnimeChills
>>151723622I fart too much for a wind activated keyboard b
Dricus
>>151723654Honestly, props for knowing who Goku and Vegeta are.
67
>looking the more buoyant, perhaps
>>151723701
another patented uriah hall snoozer overrated black bum
Clear 29-28 Uriah
>>151723778wasn't that bad, i think hall took it.
>>151723686Sean Strickland is the only one guaranteed to have a gun.
>one more round>ass to ass>build the wall>jatkojytky
>>151723701For whatever reason this makes Millennials cringe like crazy like they didn't have dumbass memes.
Despite the entirety of /heem/ telling me Uriah Hall was the next Silva (despite being nothing like him) and Zac Pauga being the next DC (despite being nothing like him) and that he'd rematch Mohammed Usman for the title in the future, I still feel bad for these two retards dying a quiet death at Karate Combat. Yes to be fair and give credit, /heem/ has since learned some basic sense and knows that TUF guys suck. But you really should be a little ashamed.
>>151723905that songs actually bussing fr
>>151723905it doesn't btw
>>151723905old good new bad cringe mentalmillenials spammed epic bacon nyan cat for a decade they have no right to complain
>>151723256WHAT A HUNGRY HALLOWEEN DADDY!
>>151723930based schizo
here come dat boii
tom aspinall is the next gane
>>151723930hall looked better against his cans than good fighters did against their first cans b. that head kick heem was still brvtal
baseball is so much more entertaining than crotch sniffing it's not even funny
>>151723998Haha
talmbout that bryan battle b?
>>151723930No one could have predicted Hall's lack of heart.
>>151724013What race is he?>captcha NRGGM
>>151724087One raceThe human race
>>151723905Zoomies don't have a single meme as good or insane as ours were they are just le random xD only normies and parents care about 67
>>151723930>Zac Pauga being the next DC and that he'd rematch Mohammed Usman for the title in the futureNo one has ever said this in the history of life
>>151724125>>151724125>>151724125
>>151724109they're just coat tailing off the culture we made, its whatever though let them have fun. its all in good spirit
i think mma might be gay
