Australian football thread
1st for ella roberts
>>151722319footy?
>*hold nose*>footy?
>>151722319>>>/pol/
>Chanel held a swanky dinner at their London HQ to celebrate Diwali.>And as it was Chanel, no expense was spared. Opulence, drinks, and a menu to match.>Probably not the best idea to have served steak, though.Happy Times ALF, we /criggy/ nao or what?
>cricketfucking howlingmcg looked like bombay last nightwhat a joke of a sport get the fuck out of our stadium
tiggs
Why was the crowd louder for India than it was for Australia in the cricket game at the MCG the other day
>>151723446You mean last night? Not sure but I had a lot of trouble finding an uber
>>151723446Indians shout like monkeys whenever their team hits the ball, even when it's heading directly for a fielder
>>151723599The Australian crowd made no noise at all, watch the highlights
>>151722815/our/ stadium was filled with boomers singing along to Oasis.Melbourne's Cricket Ground was occupied by the new Sar-stralian.
>>151723603This but gayfl
many are saying this is a sport I should watch
>>151721028god i wish i wasa their cute transbian room mate
The pooture is likely Indian, short of a series of nuclear bombs exploding in India or some gene specific attacking virus, their propensity for spreading out from their dunghill and spawningwilly-nilly means that they'll soon be 30% of the worlds population.
>NOOO YOU CANT COME TO MY COUNTRY AND IMPROVE IT
I do what I want, when I want, where I want, how I want, why I want, and with whom I want.
my life is profoundly empty
you dont know shit about me cunt
>>151722308Crisp
>>151726185meant for>>151726331>?si=eugs1raQvI0EhOYT
would love to see all the jiaths and chols of the afl give yasmin duursma the fran drescher treatment lol
mate, you are posting on stolen land.
Newcastle R3N10
I GOT KILLED BY BLACK CHOLS IN MY VIDEO GAME
Girls are just so damn adorable
"crisp" is cringestop saying it you one faggot
>>151726723this but masonic glowies
>>151726733Crisp ausjeet or banesperg meltdown
most of you are too young to remember regurgitator
most of the people on food stamps in america are white
God you're all such fucking pathetic losers, go out and do something with your life instead of spending all day whinging about Indians and browns. Icky manchildren.
white people are gay as fuck
when you realize that the jews are right about goyim, the world starts to make a lot more sense.
I am crisp.I am mint.I am enough.
>>151726872I'm no ant, I'm the queen bee
>>151726917classic stitch up
Randwick R6N4
wow I wish I was dead
>>151726975Well it placed. Good thing I didn't bet and back a win
from the river to the see
NNN starts today
>>151727034denim is for subhumans
ever notice how you buy clothes these days and they are always too small. you have been a large shorts your whole adult life and you have lost weight and yet you need an extra large just to feel comfortable. what is going on in the sweatshops of china these days?
You might as well just fuck my arse at this point
>>151727034>>151727055Hate it, feel so restricted. Not worn jeans since I was a child
you little twinks are probably a medium shorts lol
>>151727098Good for him
>>151727098need to read the complete tweet from either tom morris or mitch cleary to fully understand the context and logistics of this. i'm not very good at reading and understanding unless i know the source is from a well groomed private school schlub.
and by well groomed i don't mean appearance, i mean their "education" iykwim haha.
need to take a trip to the local machete bin
>stock up on booze and snacks for the arvo>power goes outgonna go for a walk to the Tavern and fucking heem the deadshit tradie responsible
*farts*
*sniffs*hmm smells like cum
stop noticing and stop complaining. you have work on monday.
Randwick R7N7
>>151727098on yer bike jaiydyn.
>>151727196picking up or dropping off?
>>151727307>Fuck me, I could start my own website where I just spin a wheel to decide what the weather will be on a given day and I bet my accuracy would end up close to theirs across a whole year.funny larrikin blond curly haired weatherman on channel 10, tim something was somewhat famous foir that in the late 80'a early 90's. mr 50 percxent chance right 90% of the time.
>>151727627I use a knife and fork. a machete is overkill, finding similar utensils is something I don't have the patience for and frankly doesn't match the rest of my decor.
>>151727672cheyrl, beryl and mavis from the CWA.
>>151727606Yes we do mate. Was just at an auction for a very small 3 bedroom house and an indian family got the place for 1.1 mil beating out 2 Chinese families. Without immigration that place sells for only 650k. And if housing prices ever declined the entire economy would implode. So its in the interest of every political party to keep the population growing and housing prices high
>>151727857r/ThatHappened
there's a hole in your budget dear labor dear labor
>>151727948>the (((rba))) doesn't take its marching orders from the (((laberals)))
>>151727966>t. thicko
>>151727975Yep hit the nail on the head.
>>151728026>mini mansions>every new build "mcmansion" is a grim as fuck two story black roofed wogshack on a 250sqm blockmicro mansions mate
>>151728061Employers are scaling back wfh availability as it harms productivity You VVILL work more than a medieval peasant
>>151722213Football season is overWhy are you still making and posting in /afl/ threads?
Extremely nice day today
Thoughts on aus/pol blowies?
>>151728151one of those groups live in your headthe other occupies the houses and flats around you. which is worse?
>>151728103yeah>>151728110not a fan
thoughts on jhawk's arse?
>>151726733thisp
>>151728241idiot
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15241189/amp/Gus-Lamont-South-Australia-Yunta.htmlWhat in the absolute fuck is going on here?Another fucked up weird family and their kid has "vanished"The old tranny is not the only weirdo in that family, they're all fucked up it seems
The massive crowd is loving it
>>151728274average rural white trash
>>151728277disgraceful, the MCG was packed out last night. well on the way to becoming a cricketing nation.
>>151728274What does the grandmothers sexual identity have to do with ANYTHING?
>amp linkcrisp dumbo
>>151728284Yeah, no doubt about that
why do farmers kill their children in perverse satanic rituals so much
almost like medieval farmers invented blood libel as a scapegoat for their own actions
>>151728317probably all the gibs they get to bitch about not being able to mass import rapey brown scabs to pick the strawberries they want fifty bucks a punnet for
>>151728333
>>151728298What does that mean?
Every time the media reported on the search for the kid they put on their sad face and said the search is continuing for "little" Gus, the way they kept saying it just seemed so incredibly fake
>>151728228mint
Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me a sinner.
>>151728393>>151728403Why are you pretending to be christians?Do you think its funny?
>>151728411Faggot
>>151728424kek based
>>151728284so >average rural white trashis a-ok to saybut >average rural indigenous trashor>average rural [insert whatever shade of skin tone imaginable] is JUST NOT ON AND ACTIVELY DISCOURAGED UNDER PENALTY OF HEAPS OF BAD SHIT, THE LOSS OF YOUR CHILDREN, IMMEDIATE BANKRUPTCY AND WELFARE CHECKS UNTIL YOU KILL YOURSELF OR WE DO IT FOR YOUseems it would problematic if anyone was allowed to discuss it.
>>151728411Christian dear, check the whatsapp. Jan's coming down on Friday with the twins for checkups. Can she borrow the trundle bed? ta sweety. love u
It's like you idiots are stuck in 2016
In big yellow taxi he sings "they paved paradise and put up a parking lot".Who exactly are 'they'? Is it who I think it is?
>>151728477You champ. You'll be mince meat when I'm done with you for asking this stupid fucking question every night
Do you blokes even do anything outside out of 4chan
we do not export fruit and vegetables to china you retard
Zippy Fish gets my fuck rock fucking hard
>>151728625fonce
>>151728629
Zippy Fishes stinking arris on me face and knob
>architectsfailed tradies lmao
architecture is such a feminine codes concept>i need some one to sort my design and buildings out for mefuck off
Essendon 14 defeats Sydney 11, sydney fails to make the 8
We got plenty of money.
in the maxx rumble book “smashed” the footy match is drenched with heavy rain and watermelon-sized hailstones but in the next book “twisted” they go to another ground where it hasn’t rained for monthsis michael wagner a deadset retard lads
>>151728625hh yeezy
>>151728740dunno but i'd trust him over you regarding weather patterns in places that is'nt your house. you know weather can be different in different places?
>>151728748>le weather patterns are different in two towns in a kids footy leaguehowlingthis is like thinking you can have cairns a few kilometres away from the fucking sahara
Writing a Toocool book ladsIt’s called “Toocool Goes to High School and Gets Shoved into his Locker by Year 12s for Being an Arrogant Poof, Before Going Home To Get Belted by his Mum”
Specky Magee and the Season Ending Racial Slur
Specky Magee and the Dangerous Whanger
>>151728776Toocool: Suicide Superstar
VGH
Specky Magee and the Meeting with the AFL Integrity Unit
>>151728815CK3
Specky Magee and the Booyong High Deepfake Scandal
Specky Magee and the Footy Trip Tragedy
specky magee and the national draft (to venezuela)
Specky Magee and the King hit outside the Pub in Sorrento.
Specky Magee and the March For Australia Protests
Crazy how there are basically no native Australian fruits. This land is the devil
is a witchety grub a fruit? heard they're juicy
We are a fauna country
>>151728840sorcererthe american friendarmy of shadowsthe jackal (1973)Le cercle rougeBattles Without Honour and Humanitythe wild bunchthe longest dayone eyed jacksthe year of the dragonnear darkangel heartthirteen assassins the searchers
>>151728840see>>151728863
He's not even taking a Specky on the cover
Never been able to enjoy east asian language films. I like the last emperor which is mainly in english
>rulesperg hates tradarchshocker
>>151728862What? Kangaroos? There's a shitload of pointless reptiles and the odd bird but it's basically baron out there
>baron
Specky Magee and the Locker Room Blue
>>151728766ever heard of an oasis?then again, in terms of retardtion, of which I'm sure you suffer from,even if he's clinically retarded (like yourself), he's unlikely to be sat at home (unlike yourself) working himself into a tizzy over inconsistencies in a kids book on a saturday night.
never into specky, mei was more a the day my bum went psycho man
>>151728862yeah and they been here for 50000 years
>>151728879Parrots
tonights 'no>Wing Commander
>>151728857Half the fruits that are native to a nation were cultivated and changed across centuries and in some cases literally thousands of years.The indigenous inhabitants here weren't doing shit. Things like Davidson Plums might have been very different if this land were inhabited by another race for an extended period.
me mate reckons he used to bully this abo in school by calling him witchety grub and it made him very angry then one day after being addressed as witchity grub one too many times this boong tried to deck me mate but fell on his hole
>>151728910/r/ThatHappened
shall be watching big brother this year, gooning to the 24/7 livestream when they take showers
i do not get erections
still waiting on that list of topics you are willing to report rulespoof. i think the community would appreciate it.
>>151728921they should put a camera in mel tracina's dressing room too
>>151722213sounds like you don't deserve them.
>>151728921God i hope there's another turkey slap incident
prefer Little Sister iykwim haha
>>151728941MODS
big brother was only fun until 2005 when australia was looser and way more uninhibitedthere'll be too many ethnics, old cunts and soft pricks in this year
good QotSA song that
had a shit moustache for like 2 years now might finally be time to shave it i think just to mix things up
explain to me why western australia is allowed to exist.LGTSS:>dockies>niggles>poory
I would be great on big brother
>>151728954?
i dont follow the nbl but i can only assume western australias nbl team is also putrid.
>>151728955post tits
>>151728961It's the most successful in the country
can't imagine what sort of fuckhead retard that watches FTA brainrot
>>151728971good goyim. keep funding israel.
>>151728975shall
brandon borrello is so fucking shite
>>151728975? i pirate everything
>>151728975goyim is plural you shitwank
>>151728978good goyim. keep funding israel.
>>151728978grim>>151728982good evening, asio.
>>151728984shall
>>151728988good goyim. keep funding israel.
looks like i set off one our resident glowbots
I am eating ther most delicious iced treat of anyone in this thread. all your iced treats are shit compared to mine.
>>151728993shall
i haven't watched anything i didn't torrent or illegally stream for over a decade
imagine not being white
>>151729015shall
i want to go bash some poofs tonight but i don't know what bars they go to now
how can you take any man seriously whose name is taylor lmao
I have no idea, but steven may
bonnie blue has ruined porn
being white is honestly so feminine coded>ooh i need jews to sort out my life and tell me what to do cos im dumbfuck off
office "jobs" are basically goyim daycare
Hope everything is alright with RC, Sofia, Matthew, Emily, Nikolai and the two sets of twins
>>151729059meds
>>151729059rc is dead, i raped sofia and claimed her as my own. the kids were sent back to russia and are receiving training to go to the front
>>151729068I would kill to have those thighs wrapped around my head, suffocating the life out of me
>>151729071who would you kill?
>>151729071based chubby chaser
>>151729068she looks familiar
who /r9k/ here
>he can get erections but calls himself an incelfuck off. stolen valour fakecel.
>>151729095started looking at it again recently, one of the saddest boards
who /prison/ here?
>>151729118whose erections are you receiving?
>>151728997Why do you need to put down others to enjoy what you have?
>>151729118Getting an erection doesn't mean much if you don't have or never try to get someone to stick it in.
i find it strange that you know so much about mebut i know absolutely NOTHING about you - even though you expect me to know who you are
whatever happened to natposter
ive got the thickest cock itt
its true
>>151729146yeah i'll believe it. you absolutely mogged me in the showers. i can never use the group shower again, cubicles for me from now on
>>151729146I'm happy with my length but I would kill for an extra half an inch girth.
>>151729181who would you kill?
>>151729182It's a figure of speech.
>>151729193this is simply not true
up a spastic cunt on the horses todayt. le bet the favorite man
>>151729194It's true and I'll kill anyone that suggests otherwise.
>roommate's been in kitchen pretty much all morning and afternoon cooking>my turn to cook myself some dinner>hardly any clean dishes>have to wash things he used this afternoon in order to use them myself>finish cooking, put things in dishwasher>dishwasher is packed with his shit>it's like a jigsaw puzzle trying to fit everything in there>manage to fit everything in, leave kitchen>as soon as i leave he's immediately back in there cooking more crapfucks sake, had enough of it
>>151729137t. volcel
>>151729033>walk into bar>ask most likely suspect to be gay guy if he wants to suck your cock>if he wants to suck your cock, bash him and/or get your cock sucked in a shiow of dominance>if he wants to bash you, bash him back or swuck his cock in submissioneither way youj'll have an eventful saturday night full of blood, semen, laughter and tears. memories to last a lifetime.
>>151729207Does being too lazy to bother with women anymore make me a volcel or incel?
no but stephen lazy
>>151729146hey x
Seems weird that Channel 7 is asking who will be the winner of The Voice in 2025. That abo shit got btfo last year, no way they'll try it again this soon.
total mickhead death
>watching ftabased tradie
is this thread already autosaged
Yo
>>151729306Yes, it is. Seems ridiculously early. What is the mod's problem?
>>151729323mods are indians who wish they were tradies. do the maths.
>>151729268karma lee had a bedroom like that - shed shelving everywhere. looks shit
>HWNDU was 8 years agowhat the fuck
>>151729372so does that dutch anal thot siswet. you know what she stores on that shelving? dildos. gigantic dildos. same as /yourgirl/ karma.
>>151729377I said do the maths. you. not me. I'm not going to. you do it bitch.
>>151729379fuck off back to pol you whinging pansy bitch.
>>151729386117 but the math doesn't explain why.
>>151729306>>151729323>>151729345>>151729386>thread is filled with offtopic /pol/ garbage>REEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE WE GETTING AUTOSAGED
everyone is far right now my boy
>>151729406Why do you come here? Just to report everything you disagree with?
got your janny loicence yet rulesperg?
>>151729218you are an incel
curry monkey neighbours blasting some sort of curry house music again
Imagine being such a dickless faggot that you dont even try to fuck women
just pay for it nowadays, mewon around 20 roots with 8/10 asian birds at flemington today pmsl
Imagine being such a dickless faggot that you report posts in /afl/
Israeli Women are just simply breathtaking, aren't they?
The /pol/ seething, mass-reporter is so obviously jewish. Can't figure out why everyone hates them.
iggs
Israeli Girl
>>151729323there had to have been an aus mod before to give us a gf sticky, rip
>>151729379good memories
here's a fun fact to blow your mindthe 'baka desu senpai' filters have now been in place for 10 years
The women's team is as bad as the mens
When are potato prices returning to normal? Two weeks ago they said supply was finally stabilising again.
>>151729821Can the dons trade her for some futures in the mens pmsl
>>151729849Big Potato told you that
stop being a fat cunt will you
nah, just ordered a 'za
>>151729901Where from? Even most Dominos close at 11 around me now. They used to open to 1am on the weekend but no more. I guess everyone can barely afford slop anymore, let alone slop for a midnight snack. Probably aren't going out as much anymore either so not as much late night drunken cravings.
>In 2023 the UK imprisoned people for online comments at a rate 8.1 times that of China and 30.4 times that of RussiaRule, Britannia!
>>151729929Amalfi Pizza
>>151729985Curiosity made me check and the two closest to me closed at 12am.
>>151729990do you live in a wealthy area? all the ones in the west that i've lived near close at 2-3am
>>151729968how good's mo salah though?
>>151730005Wouldn't say wealthy. Probably upper middle class. Is it a poor person pizza joint? I've never had it.
>>151730024nothing special, but i just picked up a large 'za with generous toppings, garlic bread, and a 1.25 litre for 25 pacific pesosnot bad, if you ask
Just went out for the first time in like a year. Almost sober dancing in the club while my mates were off their heads. Surprisingly was less self conscious than if I were drunk, but maybe I’m just getting older. Felt good
based got his drink spiked with ket enjoyer
2025 iggs or 2013 dees?
>>151730216Tough. 2013 Dees won twice the amount of games Iggs did this year but they were thoroughly uncompetitive and lost 7 games by more than 80 points including two 100+ thumpings. If GWS didn't exist as a new entry full of kids Demons would have won just the one game like Iggs so I guess I'll take Iggs over Dees.
That was also probs the worst era of Dees guernseys
Why is this place dead it's a Saturday night the place should be bumpin.
>>151729372>nooo you cant use utilitarian storage solutions trhyere not decorative enough
>>151729771crisp
>>151729821helped iggs - ella roberts - make finals, thank you dosn
>>151730115glad you had a good night out mate
>>151732962imagine her relief looking up scores from that game after crying her eyes out last night thinking their season was done
>>151734184you could have saved her
>>151729821>high>14>2.2surely whoever wrote that post is being ironic right
>>151736120>>151736120>>151736120
