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KO 5:30PM UK

SPURS: Vicario; Porro, Danso, van de Ven (c), Spence; Palhinha, Sarr, Bentancur; Bergvall, Kudus; Kolo Muani.
>SUBS: Kinsky, Simons, Richarlison, Tel, Udogie, Romero, Johnson, Odobert, Scarlett.

CHELSEA: Sanchez; Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; James (c), Caicedo; Neto, Fernandez, Garnacho; Pedro.
SUBS: Jorgensen, Adarabioyo, Acheampong, Hato, Lavia, Santos, Estevao, Gittens, Guiu.
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Fuck anime
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we got this
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>>151733385
Cam on Chelsea! Will have the Brackley Town cup game in the background as they're my local side
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is palmer dead? did he even play this season yet? three points lane
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are we allowed to post in this thread or will we get banned again
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Any traitors watchers ITT?
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what are we playing spurs bros? 4-4-2?
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>>151733453

Groin injury, in the minutes he has played this season against Bayern he scored in response to the German team's opening goal and had his following goal disallowed for another's offside in the build up ... he's still got it
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let's go chelsea
>>151732644
literally?
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>>151733477
Traitors itself or one of its 10 copycats?
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>>151733477
No, but I will be now.
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heavy metal, pyro and lights kek
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god i hate both these teams
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certified meme game incoming. dubs if NOT meme
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>red card fc is playing
>against spurs where there is usually drama
red card in this game is the safest bet you can make this weekend
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appearantly fofana is always the first to arrive on training and that's why maresca rewarded him with a start
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>>151733696
or its the opposite and chelsea start being overly cautious
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ate like a pig, gooned for 8 hours, now time to watch the london derby and then play some vidya games. what a time to be alive, perfect saturday
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God I wish this was me
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>>151733709
upvote
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>>151733709
hehe
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Why are Chelsea players so undisciplined?
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>>151733673
>ynr the Spurs-Chelsea game that confirmed Leicester as champions
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the relationship between tottenham and the rest of london is a bit like england and our neighbours
scotlands biggest game (chelsea), wales biggest game (westham) but england (spurs) doesnt care about them and considers arsenal (france) their biggest game who in turn pretend to care more about germany
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>>151733477
>>151733720
good thread
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COYS FUCK CHELSEA
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hate myself and want to die
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>>151733804
at least you're not garnacho
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>>151733804
no trauma dumping please
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>>151733795
we dont post anime on /sp/ mate
go back >>>/a/
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>>151733804
you got a draw dave relax
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>bergvall
Vaxx status?
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gazpacho
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>bergvall already dead
well. Hope Xavi Simons has a good game.
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thick twink
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Spurs legend Bergvall subbed off already due to being fucking dreadful LMFAO!
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What's with the twink? It was just a header lmao.
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>bergvall
>>151733453
Last I saw him play was when Chelski lost 3-1 against Bayern. They havent been the same since then.
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that's a dive
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why is the twink upset
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>brown manlet to bergvall: SAAAAAAAAAAAAR IM ARYAN TOO LIKE YOU
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only here for the slags
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dont roll around like a fanny and they wont think you are concussed you little prick
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>>151733823
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>>151733859
Shit like that happened all the time when I was a kid. Pathetic.
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>>151733859
no that was a strong hit
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>>151733867
kek same thought
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utter woke nonsense
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>
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this is wall to wall action
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twinky upset
replaced by bbc
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>>151733823
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>Chavvy Semens
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Russian leg sweep in the goal
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>bergvall died minute 1
>fofana and bentacur wrestling during a corner
It's been only 10 minutes.
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>>151733823
sup!
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>>151733881
I did it once. Clashed heads and got dizzy for a few seconds, in that time I went for a tackle and missed then just fell on the floor, some kid on the other team started swearing at me calling me a diver because I missed the tackle and went down but I was just genuinely struggling to balance. Got subbed off and recovered immediately and looked a fool
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>>151733918
kino incoming
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i'm here let's go Spurs!
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>concussion substitute
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>>151733918
i predict a sanchez howler trying to play out from the back
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>>151733892
>shadman
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>>151733889
I mean he's obviously had a concussion.
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Sanchez shouldn't be a goalie name desu
feels weird
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>>151733795
>>151733870
>>151733905
>>151733925
>>151733935
>anime
kys srsly
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>>151733935
>trash country mouse
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>>151733965
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>>151733965
obsessed!
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%3Eanime%20kys%20srsly/
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>>151733965
No can do
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you guys have nicer poppies
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Kind of a slopball, no?
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Tottenham Hotspur are good at football and playing football
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>>151733996
were only 13 minutes in
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>>151734006
Their fans are all wankers without exception
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>>151733965
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Chelsea tricked us into signing Chavvy
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might sign up for alipay
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>>151734025
>posts a cartoon child
done him
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GOGOOOOAAALLL
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>>151734006
They're good with balls
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>>151733965
nope!
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Remember that one time a fan got Enzo's shorts and then smelled them? That was so funny
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why are they wearing black armbands? for the victims of ww1?
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>>151734060
just rentboy things
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enzo's teef
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Football eh
*Sensible chuckle*
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Can't watch Garnacho without wanting to eat nachos
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>>151734063
It's Halloween season you insensitive fuck
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How did brentford do last season against the Chels?
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Spurs making Garnacho look decent LOL!
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One (You) telling me to kill myself and >anime please.
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Chavvy Seimens
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reece james haircut looking musty
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New spurs are so fucking boring.
They should bring the fat man back
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>>151734033
>signing Chavvy
It's only a loan. Even that shit wanker didn't want to join the pathetic Yids.
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>bad taste
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I haven't been paying attention genuinely what the fuck.
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>>151733965
nope
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>>151734136
Your thinking of Palinha
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Spurs planning on playing any football today?
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>>151734135
we need to go back
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>spurs manager is a danish not English
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lightskin keeper
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>>151734164
Now that is proper suicide ball
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>>151734169
always just figured he was from essex or something
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>>151734164
People mock but Ange very nearly got away with it. Dier's shot misses by like a few mm's
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All this blatant timewasting from the Yids. Such a shit form of 'football'.
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ref's good, restrained so far
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Not risking opening that webm
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>>151733965
Anime is welcome.
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why don't they use these opportunities for some commercials?
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>el
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>el chileANO
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TEXAS, NO!
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two twinks on the bench
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MODS
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nigga named Guglielmo
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>game so boring el chileano tries to spice up the thread
thank you for your service
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When did James become a CM? It makes me uncomfortable for reasons unbeknownst to me.
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Right lads how many trick or treaters did you get last night?
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HES JUST THIRSTY REF
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Throwing airplane bottles of booze onto the pitch? Yep. That’s based.
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>ref is drunk
umm based
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>ref giving his empty alcohol bottles to somebody on the side

proper sunday league stuff
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The poppy wearing is so forced. None of these foreign millionaires give a shit, none of them know what it is and even fewer care. There's a single British player on the pitch and his ancestors were still in the jungle during the World Wars.
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kino
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Constant timewasting and long-throws into the box from the Yids
Almost makes you want Chelshit to batter them
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what happened to Xavi? wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing and now he's on the bench for Spurs?
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>semens

send him back to the bundeslelga
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>>151734333
Flag-shagging rorke banging on about poppys and muh war yet does nazi salutes and supports the far right
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based high functioning alcoholic
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simons is so shit
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I hate Xavi so much
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i thought with the way he played at the world championship joao pedro was going to score goals instead of not score goals
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LADS, IT'S TOTTENHAM
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LADS,
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>>151734380
Well...
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LMFAOOOO FUCK OFF YOU YIDS
VILE YID SCUM WANKERS
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FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS FUCK SPURS
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>>151734333
It was a world war anon
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>>151734380
>(You)
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MATE
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caicedo is a fucking monster, all him
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>Ploppenham
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Spence is shocking
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ummm... i'll take ummm...
one tots'n'cum with hot sperms please
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Spurs deserve this after all the timewasting. Such a shit club.
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spuds...
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westside nyukka
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3 point lane! dropped pedro in fpl so you can thank me boys
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>>151734380
Kneel. Now
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kek cacicedo won the ball back twice and then provided the assist. ridiculous
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Chelshit looked like they were playing a back three in Tottenham’s own box lmfao
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JoĂ£o Pedro hasn't had a single shot in all matches in over 2 months until he played Tottenham
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caicedo is the greatest of all time
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i thought he was the problem
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Does this rank above Chelsea Fulham in the London derbys?
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In all seriousness, we need to get rid of this guy
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>>151734308
none, it was shitting down here. put a skeleton out and everything but it was all for nothing.
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>>151734413
>cartoon cuckshit

stay on your containment board
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>>151734429
garnachingz should observe, he rarely fights to regain possession
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>>151734423
I did too for Mateta but he scored as well

I dropped Mbeumo last week and he scored twice

Anyway thanks for reading my blog
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>>151734413
all your anime should be labeled 'depression'
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ive seen enough
frank out
ange back in
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Caicedo is so fucking good
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Somebody HAS to webm that angle of Enzo celebrating while Frank kicks the water bottle over holy shit pure kino.
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>>151734442
Probably. No London club likes Spurs. It's a rare thing that even Chelsea and Millwall can agree on.
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>>151734442
yes, but it's still below Brighton Palace
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frank OUT
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>>151734445
my boi ximons
just needs some time heh
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>>151734442
Chelsea Fulham is barely a derby

Fulhams fans are incapable of being rowdy, except when waitrose is out of gruyere cheese
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Frank should sub the Kane replacement on!
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>>151734442
It did during the days of Tuchel vs Conte. Lost its luster since then.
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Is Garnacho the most fraudulent player in professional football right now? How has he convinced anyone that he has talent? He has never done anything well except for one cool goal against Everton.
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Why do Spurs get transfers so wrong? Even when they decide to spend money they waste it in Xavi or Muani
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Garbacho played really well when Chelsea played against Liverpool but ever since then he's been doing what Garbacho does
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>>151734496
no refunds
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>>151734496
If he didn't have bleached hair he'd be dropped
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>>151734467
don't think palace or qpr mind spurs particularly do they?
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These fucking faggots in Spurs literally LITERALLY gave chelsea the ball. spence is a fucking retard. Like unironical retarded. Dude thinks he is hot shit playing outback trying to dribble by going straight at the chelsea player. Ffs PASS. FUCKING PASS. SIMPLE PASS TO LITERALLY ANYONE.

XAVI SIMONS IS BEING WASTED AT SPURS. HE NEEDS TO PLAY IN A TEAM THAT PLAYS POSSESSION. NOT HOOFBALL. WHO MADE THESE FUCKING TRANSFERS AND HOW DOES SPENCE STICK AROUND FOR SO FUCKING LONG.

Van de Ven am a little more willing to forgive because that one of his few mistakes. Should had done better however. Hate Frankball. Simple as.
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Unironically just ban passing to your own goal keeper in general shit is so fucking boring bro like holy fuck.
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Who genuinely considers spurs to be a big club when they've never won a Premier league?
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>>151734523
Probably no deep animosity there (same with Brentford) but it surely would generally still tilt towards not liking them even if just due to being a London rival club.
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If things don't change quicks Thomas will probably have some Frank things to say at half time, ha ha.
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>>151734496
i think it's either garnacho or ugarte
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>>151734546
and get rid of some of the best comedy moments in football?
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>>151734569
LOLMAO
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>>151734496
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>>151734525
It was simons' shit pass that led to chelsea scoring
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Mad how Frank is treated as a great manager despite not actually having achieved anything
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>>151734569
>sensible chuckle
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>>151734569
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Frankly I don't think Frank will be happy at half time to be frank, Mr Thomas
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Nice save from Vicario
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>>151734569
If things stay like this, some of the Spurs
players might be Doubting Thomas
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>>151734525
Frankball was megakino last season with Brentford thoughbeit, but spurs don't have an mboomoo or wissa or really anyone willing to do much of anything it seems
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>>151734496
>How has he convinced anyone that he has talent?
By doing le epic tsunaldo celebration. You can get all his fans to rate you with just that one simple trick.
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>>151734584
>>151734595
>>151734602
>>151734617
reddit faggots
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>>151734396
The rassclart yoots of Jamaica didn't fight in Normandy or El Alamein. Brazil didn't fight. The Arabs tended to side with the bloody bosch.
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>>151734569
this will go over most people's heads
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>>151734569
epic. simply, epic.
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Frankfurters for dinner, to be frank
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4 Chelsea players on the pitch have a first name and surname that ends in 'o'
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my team is shit, to be Frank
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Rate my one please lads!
>>151734609
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Frankly I don't give a frank
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OK WE GET IT WE GET THE PUNS
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>>151734496
Remember that half a season with ten hag when they beat Barcelona in an Europa league match. Literally has been living off those 3 months worth of matches for a long time.
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>Ticklemeelmo Vicario
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CHIMPOUT
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Bentwancur excels at looking like he's hard but he's a typical Yid coward.
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red
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That’s a red
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Finally some aggression
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what does bentancur offer besides fouling
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you've seen them sent off for that
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thats a red for me
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That has to be a red
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thats a red
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bar sinson -> era rojo
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>>151734722
Racismo
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>>151734710
He’s actually from Uruguay m8
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That's a red
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Should be a red. Refball otherwise.
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what even is a red for bongs. Stabbing?
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what is blud doing
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Frank-ly, that's a red.
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>getting a yellow card because you can't stop screeching at the ref WHILE they are still checking for a possible red
How much of a mong do you have to be?
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Chalobah got Will Smith vibes
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Timewasting like mad and needing refball to salvage a 1-0 loss at home LMFAO!
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>>151734773
Chalobah is a simpleton
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Not a red. It was on the ankle. If it was higher up the leg it's a red but the there is precedent that studs on ankle isn't a red with the Lewis skelly overturned red last season against i think it was wolves
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murderball
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Kudus looked like a good player in the first few matches. What the fuck happened?
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chelsea lad would have gotten sent off for that because they are perceived as having discipline issues
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>>151734480
It's called the Fulham Derby. Chelsea play in Fulham after all.
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>>151734778
Chelsea players will get pissed off from the refball, get a red, and it will end 1-1
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wtf happened here
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>>151734820
Why do you post this so often, monkey man?
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This is the team the media are so determined to paint as the dark horses for the title is it?
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>>151734820
Forgot how much I hated you.
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Are we ready for the 2nd half collapse Chelsea-sisters? Norway bro, thoughts?
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>>151734656
Big if true
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>>151734829
doctors did some concussion test and he failed
think it was literally he was following a finger with his head instead of eyes
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Wish Garnacho understood he has to do more than run with the ball
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>>151734829
Think the ball hit his head
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>>151734569
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>>151734864
He’s literally a retard and would be selling bananas if not playing football
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>>151734773
Because the ref's are shit and way too inconsistent. As was proven by the lack or a red card.
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Half time in the rugby
Scotland under 21s 45 - USA 0
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>>151734890
Yep, would like to see even Gittens start ahead of him
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>>151734817
Spursitis. It's a very serious and a potentially career ending condition.
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garnacho is easily the most irritting faggot in the league. what a prick.
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>>151734929
MUHHH LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL I USE A JAPANESE VPN MEUHHHUHUH
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>>151734948
bodied that freak
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>>151734948
That is literally the Ghost of Shinzo Abe (chels fan), show some respect mate
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>>151734829
im fine! HUH?
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>>151734948
he's binging all the Japanese anime Netflix has to offer
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Where’s the HT slags?
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>>151735016
at the gherkin
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good process boys, not serious foul play. just a reckless challenge
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>>151735016
we don't have a wank with other men here
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Incoming
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>>151734936
skilled, handsome, humble, hardworking, intelligent, quick thinking, ambitious, driven, efficient, friendly, respectful, cheerful, loyal, responsible, decisive, attentive, bold, astute, absolutely inspiring individual
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>Rebecca and Neville on NBC have no idea what American food are like trashcan nachos, shrimp and grits or buffalo wings
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>>151735040
please don't exclude us rent boys this thread is a safe place for all footy fans x
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>>151734948
please teach my country how to stop japan becoming like UK with all the immigrants!

you must be a muslim so maybe you cannot help.
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>>151734936
N
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>>151735016
half time gyaldem

>>151735028
what are you doing here ziedy??
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>>151735091
lee dixon looks hungover as fuck
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>>151735115
Breast enhancement via magic spells is my fetish
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>>151735091
sounds meaty!
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>>151735135
*enhances your breasts with my voodoo magic*
you're welcome pal x
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>>151735106
hey angry bitter lad, enjoying the game are we?
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come on spurs chuck one in x
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When did you realise that Xavi Quentin Shay Gyvan Simons wasn’t going to make it as a Premier league player?
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Need a blitzer (like Mudryk) to rush the GK on kick off
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COME ON YOU SPURS
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what does he do?
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im in bed already watching this
i sleep for about 12 hours a day now 7-8pm till 7-8am
i much prefer living in my dreams than irl
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how is that a yellow
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lads if you were bangin goals in the prem what would your celebration be?
i've always had this vision of me scoring then doing a knee slide towards the fans and then sitting with hands closed together as if am asking for forgiveness, sort of like the virgin mary pose.
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>>151735224
That's too much sleep, are you depressed?
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>>151735194
I miss that dude. Remember when he put 10 bands down against some rando on insta? Need a real nigga like that right now on the team.
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>>151735224
with this one neat trick you can sleep forever!
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>>151735224
Iktf
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>>151735245
id do the drogba and then either a fist thump or knee slide
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>>151735224
based sleeper
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>>151735245
I'd whip my cock out and piss on the opposing teams corner flag, if it were a home game I'd just piss my pants with thumb in mouth (y)
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>Bentancrap
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>>151735224
Wakies will seethe at this post, keep on sleeping bro
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Why does the media keep telling us that Spurs are a good team who play great football? Torrid dogshit they've served up today, timewasting since minute one.
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>>151735245
I'd run up to the nearest camera and gape my arsehole in front of it
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>>151735327
a selfie
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>>151735224
alri thiollier
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>>151735224
That's optimal mate. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Sleep is how the body/mind heals.
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we're a fucking grim watch at the moment. not sure what frank is trying to build really. tedious functional shite.
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>>151735293
>>151735327
reckon that won't fly in the current premier league.
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Tottingham
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spurs are so fucking shit lmao
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>>151735166
not even watching my chinese friend. just saw a pic of grancho celebrating like a prick again with his stupid dyed hair and thought I'd rustle a few jimmies.

let's talk about anime instead of watching this silly match.
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Spurs have to be the most soulless team in Europe. Any other team I can see why people would be supporters. With the Spurs….you have to be so tasteless to be a fan.
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tommy tuckle getting a front row seat to how shit reece james is at cm
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>>151735245
the macarena
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>>151735419
gril is cute
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based good strength from pedro
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bloody jews innit
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nicolas jackson would have a hattrick by now
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>romero on
Finally, an end to this slurping.
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>>151735245
This (Taylor Swifting whilst shouting 'old long Johnson').
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fresh tottenham bulls about to walk on
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i really dont like garnacho
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who is spurs' best player
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Simmons in the middle?
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bit of a slurper this one isn't it
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Is Xavi Simons the worst player in PL history
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>>151735504
VdV
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Pigeon is on.
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>substitution when defending a set piece

these young managers baka
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reminder that reece james is in a gay relationship with mason mount
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>>151735508
AIKA!
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>>151735514
not ever, but he's pretty shit
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Xavi Simmons has got to be up there as one of the worst signings ever surely?
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>>151735542
chelsea should buy him back to help build squad synergy
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Spurs should have 2 reds
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>commentary on gum chewing
BLOODY BRILLIANT!!
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>>151735542
Nah bro that's Cunha
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>>151735542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I894x3k9wc
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>>151735595
no refunds
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This game gonna end 1-1
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>>151735563
i literally just said that
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>>151735612
Chelsea will win but it's been a poor game
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Xavi Simmons has got to be up there as one of the worst signings ever surely? One of the worst player in PL history
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>>151735563
i always thought he would be good :/
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i need 4 corners more lads ;( how blacked am i?
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Xavi Simmons has got to be up there as one of the worst signings ever surely? One of the worst player in PL history
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>>151734827
Yeah but nobody cares
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>>151735627
I saw a draw in my dream
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>Cuckarella is paella
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>>151735595
being rested two games in a row just shows you how absolutely vital wirtz is, slot wants to keep him fresh for the big games
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>romero on
>still a slurper
I’m gonna go piss
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thats a red
goodbye
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>>151735595
Lil Ben10 ain't cutting the mustard
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Yellow
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why do these teams even hate each other so much
always a bad tempered game
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>>151735667
whats erlingz doing there?
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all this pushing and shoving and acting tough just looks silly when you know each and every one of them roll on the ground crying at the slightest touch
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pretty high for a yellow
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Never trusted Simmons because he was hyped since he was a small child because of his name and not necessarily because he was some ultra incredible player
Though being fair actually becoming good enough to be a 1st div player is better than 99% of similar hype products
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>>151735667
Wrong thread? I'm sorry to say but it's depressing to see people who look like this
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WHAT
SERIOUSLY NO RED FOR CHELSEA
HOW
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>>151735644
>betting on corners
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>>151735690
it's because they're both pure reddit bugman onions teams for faggots
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>>151735633
He was amazing in Germany, but you never know if you get Haaland or Bellingham or another Wirtz
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>>151735693
isn't that jay bauman
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at least they didn't play wirtz money for simmons
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>>151735667
>sora, create me a video of americans entering a supermarket
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>>151735667
Why is everyone so fat?
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Xavi dramatically falling to the ground in despair after not receiving a pass in the box from Kudus. As if you'd score it anyway you little wanker. state of this cunt
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>>151735733
because they live in the greatest country in the world

all as fat as kings
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>>151735416
my dad's spurs. you don't really get to choose, you're just raised with it. probably an alien concept to a burger.
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fresh bulls walking on
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>subbing the sub
kek
get fucked simons
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ynr Lamela
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don't think chelsea deserve to win 3 points, but spurs definitely deserve to lose 3
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Spence + Kudus
Kang + Kodos
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>seamens off

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>151735752
My Australian dad was a Man City supporter, I got into Chelsea as a form of protest but also Drogba and Frank were killing it when I got into them so there’s that.
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Talk to Frank
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>>151735787
>>151735781

spurs needs to sign some darker skinned blacks these lightskin ones aren't cutting it
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>>151735787
score feels generous
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>>151735816
EPIC
(please don't ban me mods)
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>>151735667
they seem happy
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>>151735816
No balls
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>>151735789
>not supporting your dad's team
you are a bad son. for shame.
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>>151735816
based!
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>>151735816
Kino
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>>151735816
solid push in technique
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make it interesting, give him a red
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>>151735816
swc
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>>151735816
lil timmy
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>>151735844
Sorry! Chelsea were just amazing back then. Can you really blame me?
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*scans for cuckwatching thirdies*
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right well that's an erect willard isn't it
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how do we fix tottenham
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Spurs will never be a good club
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>>151735909
what, you gonna cum?
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>>151735816
lil peckerwood/10
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>>151735899
for glory hunting over grasping the one unifying bond with your dad that will get you through every family situation that arises for as long as you're both alive?
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>specifically use IMG_ filters for filenames since there's multiple raids on other boards and this was a common pattern
>decide to open post with IMG_ filename in this thread anyway
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>>151735922
I don't want to
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nobody sent off yet for chelsea
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>>151735816
Hnnnnnngh. Suckable/10. MOAR.
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>soccer is so boring people are just literally posting their dicks
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>>151735980
KEK
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estevao on for per neto
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excuse the pun, how is it still up ?
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estevao goal
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Chelsea just got these south american fetuses running around the pitch
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>>151735951
He actually turned into a massive college football fan here in the states so I just root for them with him instead. I get what you’re saying though…I still luv me some Chelsea.
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Corrrr, Neto
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>>151736017
Tells you a lot about the jannies' taste.
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Spurs are extremely dull and uninspiring. No wonder their deluded fanbase are so miserable.
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>>151736017
jannies love cock
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Based Brenny Johnson, the speedmeister
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Expressions crashing out rn
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>>151736040
they're like an almost good team, far more similar to Man United than anyone wants to admit
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What the fuck are the spurs even doing? Just running around the pitch like a bunch of chickens with their heads lopped off.
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>>151736049
not good enough blud not good enough senpai not good enough blud not good enough senpai
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Maybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me
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>>151736058
They're nowhere near mate. What the fuck is good about spurs?
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maresca with his 80-something minute change of the central defender with tosin again. last time he did it chelsea went on to concede against sunderland and lose the game
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Strong urge to poo but I must hold out
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Handball. Penalty. Rigged.
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>>151736058
Funny you bring up United given the absolute stinkers those two served up in Bilbao
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Richarlison is trash
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spurs' pitch is NOTICABLY bigger than others in the prem
how is this allowed?
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>>151736107
that's not healthy boss
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>>151736062
>a team or 11 Richarlisons
Kek
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SHITTENS
>SHITTENS
>SHITTENS
>SHITTENS
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What the fuck
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SHITTENS
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>shittens
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>shittens
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AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CERTIFIED NGUBU
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Oh for FUCKS SAKEEEEEEEEEEE
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So Gittens should be permanently exiled no?
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good fucking god, what a shitter
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60m for Gittens btw
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xg cash in for his blooter against wolves, fairs
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does your striker score this one?
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Maybe Spurs shouldn't have wasted time for the entire first half?
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>Joao Pedo
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IT'S INSANE HOW SHIT THESE TEAMS ARE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
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No refunds
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>Joao Poodro
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If shittens made a better run there, JP may have passed to him again
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sterling would have scored that
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>we can't score
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>>151736080
Fkn disgraceful
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>Molestavao
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the quality out there is fucking dreadful

it's been a grim watch
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Look at that cunt Maresca on the touchline dressed like he's a hip-hop producer. Disgusting.
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fucking pathetic really
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thomas Frank looks likes me when I'm about to cum
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Dortmund absolute geniuses for rinsing the British retards with these fraudulent players
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Say something nice about him
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Let's be frank
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not my boy steve-o
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>>151736208
if anything he hit it too well
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What a great game lads, good thing there's a /lug/ right after
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>>151736212
Its even funnier since he was mostly a bench player for us but Todd Boehly still spent 60 mil lol
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Peak time wasting
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>>151736234
punished steve, wont forget this for next spurs match
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>>151736216
He gives me the ick
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BOOOOOOOOO
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they regret renewing their season tickets
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Whoever came up with Thomas Frank + Spurs combo needs to fucking die.
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>0.05xG
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AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS
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BOOOOOOOOO
LEVY OUT
THE CURRENT MANAGER OUT
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bit of a disgrace really
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Apologize to Big Mate.
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FRANK OUT
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>>151736216
He does a good homage to Angeball
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TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
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wait, bournmouth is second?
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>>151736263
It's not his fault. He knew Xavi was shit and benched him but Bergvall died and Frank had to play that little pop star who gave the ball away
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>>151736275
Bootyblasted these fools
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>>151736288
correctomundo
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>>151736275
Spurs look like shit
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>>151736288
Literally the football worlds only hope of stopping the worlds worst possible timeline
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>>151736312
they play worse than they look
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>>151736288
>>151736288
>wait, bournmouth is second?
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>>151736288
And Liverpool are 10th
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>>151736338
FUCK i didnt mean to summon you
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Xavi is an absolute fraud
Bundesliga team scamming the shit out of EPL teams
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>>151736338
BASED
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spurs next games
>united
>arsenal
>psg
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>>151736360
Don't worry we can get a refund.
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>>151736347
Nuclear grade hopium
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>>151736356
wrong person
not argentinian
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>>151736371
Two wins and one loss in that order. SCREENCAP THIS
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>>151736189
Lol no he wouldn't
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>>151736415
>spuds beating Arsenal
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HAS ANYONE SEEN TOTTENHAM
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>>151734360
>calls people flag shaggers
>hides behind the rainbow flag
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Spurs at home with the 4th worst xG in the PL since records began. Such a fucking dogshit club with dickhead fans.
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>>151737280
>since records began
since 2022?
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>>151737335
2012 actually Yid. Go hang yourself Yid.
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>Szeropaceontheball
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It’s up
https://youtu.be/raRJ4EcbBpc?si=EaYH3ussVM_nel27



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