Leafs getting RAKED lol Last: >>151741992News: https://plaintextsports.com/#nbaThread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDjMSiECbgg&si=eT2kms94wkTg_aC8
DRAKE IS SHORT FOR DAY OF THE RAKE
CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
id rather a pistol pete than this shit
RBL brosnot like this
>NBA thread becomes a baseball celeb thread
This team will be great once healthy*>*May or may not ever happen in your lifetime
>>151761217My ass hurt so bad for three days straight and I couldn’t figure out what it was. I thought it was cancer… Right on my cheek. It hurt every time I sat down. Then I looked at my ass in the mirror. It turns out I had a piece of gum stuck to my ass! I must have fallen asleep naked chewing gum and taken it out in my sleep, and then rolled onto the gum! It hurt so bad taking it off because of all the ass hair that was stuck to the gum! I popped it back in and chewed it. It tasted like everything I had eaten the last three days! It gave me an idea for a new product: gum you stick up your ass and you can experience a week of meals in one piece of gum! Somebody get me Willy Wonka on the phone
>>151761362>Thinks lebron is the goat >Thinks Zion's college season was goated This explains why you can't see why Flagg sucks Your love LOSERS Why do you hate winning ?
Cold part about it, nigga got smoked by a fiendTryin' to floss on him, blind to a broken man's dream
>>151761217Which part of LA are you lads from
>>151761483Well anyone? I call it Ass Gum! Or actually, Meal Gum, like lembas bread from Lord of the Rings! Haha. Everyone who chews Meal Gum must be on a strict regimen of antibiotics however, due to the E Coli particles… man, I really thought of everything!
>>151761388 >I don’t even rate tatum that highly but you’re nuts if you think flagg could be a better playmaker than him.Flagg has much better natural playmaking instincts than Tatum. It took years for Tatum to develop that part of his game. Compare their college stats for proof. Flagg averaged double the assists with fewer turnovers, while being significantly younger. Flagg was a lot better than Tatum in college.
>>151761491LeBron is 1 or 2. You can debate it if you want. I don't have a strong opinion. It doesn't change the point I was making at all.And Zion's college season is unmatched in terms of his combination of scoring volume and efficiency. He has the highest single season BPM on record. Maybe Kareem had better seasons or something but that was a completely different era of basketball and hard to compare.
I want someone to love me, like leaf loves Flagg. It means even if I failed everyday I could still count on getting sucked off
honestly fuck that canada nigga that defends flagg, bum ass nigga
>>151761801>lebumbum getting ratiod by carusjokerstopper
warriors couldnt handle the boy
>>151761769>A guy with 2.7 rings and elevated JJ Barrea into the top 2,000 players list in NBA history is at least the second best player all time Again, what is your issue with victory?
>>151761833
hate these niggas even more now
>>151761865You're trying to turn this into a LeBron debate which is something I don't care about. Good luck.
>>151761959You're the one who said LeBron was top 1 or 2A just man such as myself is obligated to fight lies whenever and wherever he sees them
>>151762023Alright, list your top-10 all-time then.
>steven curry has bad game>gaymond dreen aka pass the ball to steven man has 1 assisthmmm
>Mark Walter after the Dodgers won back to back world series:>"I'm not done yet."NBA is in trouble
>>151762063>list your top-10 all-time then
Giddey is good now?
Anime
>>151762178This guy has all the capability But likes going down without a fight Curry has a lot of bad gamesHe's human BUT at least he shoots the ball in those bad games Winning sometimes mean schucking up bricks and lots of them Butler is content sometimes to just pass to bums instead of shooting
>>151762368Giddey was always good He was just timid
>>151762455>it's the guy who most recently joined's fault againdamn this happened earlier than expectedhopefully it continuesmaybe gaymond/butler fight within 2 weeks
>>151762493butler would have drays bussy leakin
>>151762493In my mind when I was typing that post, I was envisioning Jimmy's no shows in Miami He's still that same guy that sometimes no shows in Golden StateHe's a weird player He's not a bitch He's not a guy who doesn't give a fuckHe's had legendary gamesBut sometimes he just goes invisible and it's not cowardice It's weird to pin down what happens to him
>>151762578he has a woman's mentalif he feels like he's not appreciated then he will have a total meltdownbut not like a man, like a womansilent treatment type shit
I need wemby's pussy in my bbc
>>151762178shut the fuck up retard
>>151762731shaq would never let two midgets maul him like this
>rockets now 3-2we comin for that ass pooper fagg
>>151762731What was the call here? Westbrook obviously just wanted to foul without the possibility of the and 1. Please don't say a flagrant 1...
>>151762891Giannis got a flag 1 for attempting to hip toss westbrook.
yawnis cant win with these cats
>Cooper Flagg now has the worst FG% (37.3%) and the worst plus-minus (-69) of any starter in the leaguePooper bros...
does /nba/ have spics like /mlb/?
>>151762731clamped by westSTRENGTH
This is sickening
Will LeBum beg the doyers to let him be in their parade again because he never got a parade for his Mickey Mouse bubble title?
>>151763153God I hope p diddy puts on a great show! I'll bring my own lube this time
I don't askFor much these daysAnd I don't bitch and whineIf I don't get my way
How fucking dogshit is the grizzlies organization kek. Scapegoated Dillon Brooks. Now scapegoating Ja Morant. These retards deserve nothing. Bring the franchise back to Vancouver.
Perfect Unity/Los Angeles/
reminder that literally nobody cares about kawhi's under the table payments and he totally got away with it
Another championship for Magic The Dodgers give Magic his 16th title Magic still out here getting rings meanwhile Kobe is in the dirt.
>>151763415GOAT shit
>>151763415hes also responsible for the lakers only ring. pelinka blew up his team and now they're nothing but bawb shit
>>151763415All of Kobe's accolades like Murray, Tatum, and SGA have been winning chips in his memory. Kobe won.
The Trailblazers are averaging 22 opponent turnovers a game. I know it's only six games into the season, but that is fucking insane.
>>151763778Sounds like the Thunder last season when they were averaging more steals than turnovers
>>151761217Pain
>cooper brigg
Cooper Flagg
>>151764239Grim.
>>151764239He's just seems like a 15 and 7 guy.Maybe he will turn into a 23 and 7 guy someday.Hopefully for him he becomes a great passer.
>>151763778They were proping up the new coach so they can coverup as Billup's coaching is ass and not that fading the team he coached.
Ohtani - 2 years in LA 2 ringsLeBron - 8 years in LA 1 ring
>>151764239Numbers seem okay until you see that FG%
Why did Vladdy wear a Laffs jersey? Doesn't he know the lore?
>Luka looks happier than ever since he came to the USwho would have thought. thanks, Nico
Watching the World Series made me realize dynasty is actually good for the sports. Everyone will tune in for a chance to see the dynasty lose.
>>151764724Nico won...at making Luka happy
>nudda flagg brickfest
>>151762928Finally some good officiating
>>151764483you just know bron the narcissist is jealous af
>>151764988>$53m for fucking nothingthe team doesn't need him, fuck off already
>>151763105lmao
>>151763105Which way, lightskin men?
>>151765083Here's the post.
>>151765083>>151765099When will people realize you can't turn a whore into a housewife?
>>151765099These negroes all pass around the same shitty women.
are these two getting married?
it will be a long loong hard season for us warrior chads
>>151765395theyre so cvte
>“The Stars’ terrorist conduct is a hindrance to both teams, the Arena, the City, and the hundreds of thousands of fans the Arena opens its doors to every year,” the Mavericks’ injunction states.https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/stars/2025/11/01/dallas-stars-mavericks-mavs-nhl-nba-american-airlines-center-lawsuit/This is funny coming from this Mavs ownership
>>151761339Nanook of the North was a silent film about an eskimo whale hunter. It became a meme in the US to call Canadians "Nanook" back in the 1930s because of the film.Basically "canuck" is is a polite way to say "snow nigger"
>>151765621Epic
>>151764239Somebody said all summer he’d be a better 18 year old than LeBron based on college stats and 5 mins with the Olympic team
last night really exposed to me how many americans on here are acutally mexicans
Felt good to be a Mavericks fan at the beginning of the season, now it feels bad.
>>151762830Post more of her feet
Finnish incel coach is ruining Ja's career.
>>151766091all hes doing is holding him accountable and being a good coach and Ja cant take it. Ja is a quitter who peaked at 22.
ja morshit got buck broken by tuoMASSA
>>151766076Nigga, who are you? Stealin' my flag and shiet.
>>151766076based
>>151765801Kek
I had a dream I met Cooper Flagg at Walmart, kept asking where I was before I got there. had a nice burrito with cheese on it. he was shorter than me and dressed like a wigger. also sadie crowell and another woman where on a ladder outside the building. it was late dusk, about to be night
Lord forgive me, the hennessy got me not knowin how to act
>>151767072LeHenny
Is it just me is the quality of this general pretty high this year? Since the season started?
>>151767110No more thread ‘characters,’ sparse race wars, just hoops
Let's go pellies
>>151761217as someone who grew up playing basketball I gotta admit baseball was more fun to watch. I fucking hate free throw merchants so much. Guys like SGA ruined the NBA.
>Canada
Who brought Dennis Rodman to Finland in the 5th of November in 2005?
>>151767420:(
my favorite player is washedim washedits never been more over
>>151764845yeah no shit retard
>>151764988he'll write a tweet making it about him if he hasn't already
Cooper Flagg has never missed a free throw in his career. He's 21/21. Luka Donshit has NEVER hit 20 straight free throws in his life. It shows that Flagg has some special shooting touch. We could be looking at a more athletic Larry Legend. How do y'all cope with that?And please remember, Flagg is 1 year younger than Luka when entering the league. You have to wait until next season to compare Flagg's stats to rookie Luka's stats.
>>151767941He needs to foulbait until he's strong enough to finish at the rim well, but the ft% is why I'm sure his shot will come around.
Canada is so pathetic. I know for a fact this jeet tranny simps for Gaylen and Gayson because his shit country never wins shit.
>>151767941your posts are so cringe they give me second hand embarrassment. you try to be funny but you come off as braindead
>>151767941He could also be a Jordan Poole or Danilo Gallinari
>>151768308I'm not trying to be funny. I'm stating facts. Sorry if that upsets you.
>>151763105https://youtube.com/shorts/zjXI514hBko?si=WV2pCqyN9rrwzKez
>>151768308Also, braindead? I'm literally the highest IQ person here except perhaps UK who is also high IQ. Most people here are retards like you.
>>151761217I would've actually been rooting for the blue jays if Canadians weren't so insufferable and jeet lovingGlad to see emperor Yamamoto win it, though
>>151768381>>151768428proving my point. thanks
>>151768628You're obviously just mad that I said something negative about Luka.
>>151768783even worse: >23 seasons
KOBE DA GOAT
>>151763778soiunds the exact same as the thunder refball last year. the nba is a rigged joke.
>>151762731two man, one ball
>>151769863refs have in general been allowing a fuck ton of handchecking, literal retarded meaningless rule that doesnt mean anything but at the same time i almost understand.when i see retarded players like kuminga doing hop eurosteps, and spins so that they dont actually have to dribble the ball to get to the hoop and can just cheat their way to the rim and do the most braindead simple jump abusing their athleticism while shirking the need to actually be skilled. then theres a fundamental problem with the rules of the sport and its not balanced properly.im almost certain now that all the problems regarding officiating and fouling comes from the fact that nobody who is currently in charge of the NBA has any idea what this sport was created for/meant to be, and so theres an extreme imbalance between offense and defense that has to be compensated in equally unbalanced ways.
Cade Cunningham last night: 21 points on 7/16 18 assists, zero turnovers6 rebounds 3 steals
I hope the Mavs continue to lose and then draft Bennett Stirtz
Curry cost the Warriors the game last night, 18 in the first half 6 in the second clamped in the 4th quarter we need more darkskin dudes on the team
life's not fair
meal
>>151770509What is that
>>151770509bro eating the substance
>>151770509They feed this to people in the gulag.
>>151770537creamy mushroom slop and rice
>>151770509jeetslop
>>151770509Literally eating goyslop. White people are so weird
>>151770782Wypipo don't eat stuff like that. That's a brown man.
>>151770846Dude is drinking orange cream coke. No person of color is drinking that crap
>>151770537>>151770577>>151770685>>151770705>>151770782it's not his. he constantly posts pictures he finds on redditmental illness is one hell of a drug
>>151770883People of color will literally eat or drink anything in front of them, including insects and animal feed. They have zero standards.
>>151770933White people are the only people I have seen that eat chocolate covered bugs. Get the fuck out of here
>mat mcclung raped the warriors Steph Curry biggest fraud of all time
>>151771009*2nd biggest next to LeBitch
Is it safe to say that he'll never get another max contract now?
>>151770886Stop ruining the immersion you dumb grinch
>>151771109He'll get a big contract in China, they're gonna build him a statue right next to Starbury's
>>151771109>point who can't shoot in modern nba I really have no fucking idea how people keep hyping up dead roles in the current league. If your 1st option can't shoot or pass you ain't winning shit.
>>151770970Cope. Maybe 1 in 1000 whites have eaten a cricket at a carnival. Bugs are a staple in the diet of most non-whites.
>>151771364>>151771429take your mental retardation back to /pol/ or the twitter comments section under Elon's tweets
>>151770886Ah, I was especially sold because of the coke can having French writing on it and the poster being a leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KSszWZDRyMBall is life
>>151771440Mind your business, curryjeet.
>>151771503That's ironic coming from a self-hating jeet kek
>>151771503>>151771530prakash and rajesh play nice
Patty Cuckitini
>>151771009matt mcclung DNP (did not punkout)
>>151771530I posted my meal yesterday which included two full big boy glasses of milk, thus proving I'm white. I drink milk every day thanks to my superior digestion abilities. You can't do that without your ass exploding.
>>151771940Ok Pajeet. Anything else?
Remember when niggers tried to cancel Josh Giddey for being white and handsome? Pepperidge Farms remembers
Ja Morant, you are a Toronto Raptor!
>>151771009McClung didn’t even play apparently Quentin Jackson starts for the Pacers now
Ja haters are the dumbest apes on the planet
i never rated temetrius
>>151766136He still has more playoff minutes than Zion
My career and life as a whole is an objective failure.
rate this draft
>>151773569I see you too are a Pelicans fan
>>151767941I agree, Flagg's upside is unreal. He could even be as good as Luka Doncic.
>>151773569Chris Paul....
>>151772594He has never been a top 5 PG nor has he led the team to any kind of success.What do you expect people to respect after a certain point?
>>151773579Crazy that this undersized PF ended up being significantly better than half of the guys drafted ahead of him.
heh...my Spurs are so back. Finally we can watch beautiful basketball again.
Mark Walter, we need you to use your black magic and bring back Lakers Excellence once and for all.
>>151772594he makes the league fun unironically, shit would be boring without him
HAHAHA GET FUCKED IDIOT
emsneed bros
Coopsisters…what do we do now?
Morant will win a title in Miami
>>151774383Riley and Spo only go for guys play defense
>>151774313We simply wait. We wait and we take note of all the haters and doubters. Because when Coop inevitably turns it around and starts playing like an elite two-way player that we know he is, that will be the time to rub it in their ugly faces. And it will be glorious. And it will be just.
>>151774467Spo will make him into prime Allen Iverson
>>151774485Wait for him to shoot 38%
>>151774494To many injuries. His upside is nuggets Allen Iverson.
>>151774530That’s a good roleplayer, better than what the Heat have been doing at PG for a decade
If Flagg were to become a 6'9 Jimmy Butler, with a reliable 3pt jumpshot and better rebounding, help defence, and rim protection, would he have Luka-level impact?
>>151774528We wait for him to start smashing all of LeDiddy's records.Youngest player to score 30 points in a game? LeBron James. 18 years, 334 days.Flagg has 10 games left to do it. Can he do it? Yes. Will he? Yes. Tick tock.
>>151774759Will you be here when he doesn’t? X
>>151774667>6'9, with a reliable 3pt jumpshot and better rebounding, help defence, and rim protectionSo... Jason Tatum?Jimmy is a DAWG and we've yet to see candid dispositions from Flagg thus far.>>151774562Maybe, that contract isn't moving for free unless one of the idiot teams bites on him.
>>151774920*canid dispositions
>>151774920Tatum but with a worse handle and less perimeter creation, but better playmaking and defence.
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
>>151775000
>>151774667It would be close for sure. Luka's impact is overrated by people who only look at boxscores. All of his stats are inflated due to his ball dominance and style of play. Most of his rebounds are fake. He has one of the highest uncontested rebound rates in the league, because he doesn't play defense. He leaves his man open so he can camp in the paint to farm rebounds.His assists are inflated because half of them are him dribbling for 20 seconds doing nothing and then passing to a teammate at the last second who has no choice but to shoot. Also when you're playing with Luka you know you're barely touching the ball so you're more likely to shoot it when you get it, thus inflating his assists.He's a high turnover player with decent but not great efficiency and bad defense.
Whatever happened to this retard?
>>151775265Could have been a worse post.
>>151764483>>151764988>>151767881Lebron had to compete against Dynastic teams.Ohtani's competition is weak.The Warriors teams that Lebron had to play against are the most overpowered in sports history.
>>151775116I think it pretty much all depends on the rim finishing for Flagg, that'll determine whether he's Cade level or Luka level. If he can match Butler's bagless yet effective inside scoring, while having all of his other skills translate then he'll be around Luka level I imagine.
>>151775315This one as well
>>151775323It's much harder to win the World Series though.We call it luckswing for a reason. You can make perfect contact and line out into a triple play, or you can barely make contact and drive in a run, reaching first on an infield hit.
>>151775442>It's much harder to win the World Series though.Er, I should rephrase this.It's harder to win a World Series as a favorite than it is to win an NBA championship as a favorite, due to the luck aspect.It's easier to win a World Series as an underdog due to the luck aspect.
>>151775442>>151775485It would be much tougher to be Lebron on that Cavs team against that Warriors team compared to being Ohtani on the best team in his league winning fraud chips. Can you imagine if they traded places and Ohtani had to scramble and try to defend the Warriors. While Lebron, a big tall steroid giganigga just had to hit a ball and run. Lebron had it way harder.
>>151775557LeBron always had the hardest road and toughest competition as well
>LeBron always had the hardest road and toughest competition as well
>>151775352KWAB
>>151775336Rim finishing is definitely one of his swing skills. It will get better as he gets stronger.I understand the Butler comp but I think it's much more likely he ends up as a true point forward that's running an offense. To me, what you describe is roughly his floor. His bag isn't flashy but it's effective. He can beat guys off the dribble via quickness or power, get to the rim, pull up from the mid-range and from 3. He's also a very good passer. Tatum is a common comp but he's much more aggressive than Tatum, who likes to settle for jumpers a bit too much.
sorry ass louisiana
OKC missing 3 starters and still whipping these bum ass Pelicans. Dats my GOAT.
In light of recent events i think it's finally time for temetrius morant to come out
>>151776152I wouldn't say that it's his floor, because it would require quite a lot of growth as a finisher, which is possible but not a given. Definitely isn't his best outcome either though. I have the same issues with the Tatum comp (more of a perimeter player and less of a playmaker than Flagg), which is actually why I prefer the 'supercharged, supersized Butler who can also shoot threes' comp. You're right that a good outcome Flagg would have a larger load than Butler, but I wouldn't bank on him developing significantly as both a finisher and a handler simultaneously, that would be a high end outcome and would make him a near flawless player (assuming that the ancillary skills also develop as expected).
Gonna get my ass eaten out by a tranny after the game tonight
>>151776728He has a vagina now?
>>151776775'fraid so
>>151764898I mean people should be thanking Nico instead of putting a chip on his shoulder and playing up to his potential what if he let Luka get away with showing up as a fat fuck every season he be injuring his hammy all year long and he’d retire into mediocrity. Nico is low key a martyr getting all this hate and no credit for breathing life into a generational talent
>>151776835The correct take.
>>151776835>What if the guy who led our team the furthest the last 10 years and the finals last season utterly collapsed, let's trade him with a guy who is older and has mroe injury history to win now>Or sacrifice said 'win now window' and hope an 18 year old kid develops to lead the franchise to playoff success like the guy we just fucking traded forHow the fuck do you retards even function?
Talking about Flagg in this general should become a bannable offense. Im tired of these cats circlejerking about how good or bad he will be. He is doing fucking nothing in the league right now. He does not deserve to be talked about this much. All of you kill yourselves.
>>151777097He didn't say that the trade was good for the mavs, just that it's good for Luka's career
The real question is how long Luka can keep up this high-level of play. Harden is 10 years older and still playing at a high level but he only does this in the regular season. Is 10 years feasible?
>>151777133Rookie watch is a constant thing.Even when top picks bust out, you get ones below the top 3 that get attention (Like castle and Buzelis)
>>151777133we should be talking bout the G leaguer yang instead
wish i had my black queen
>>151777133Niggas are talking about his floor is Jayson Tatum
Based Lukgod playing tonight.
thunder going 82-0
>>151777544>posting fat bitch while posting about fat playerAppropriate.
>>151777452why exactly is this breaking news?
>>151777677>>151777544Check'em
Edgecoom and Ace Poopy are playing soon
>>151777844
>Nearly half of Shai's 30 points are from freethrows I don't think this ref semen slurping sport is for me
>>151778008boob
>>151777204I don’t see why not. Obviously his usage would have to come down a bit into his mid thirties, but it’s not like he’ll suddenly become incapable of doing what he does now.
Why dont they just remove free throws from the game and lower the foul outs to 3 fouls.
>>151778054That would just ruin the game in a different way. People already make asteriks out of injuries of not even the best player on a team, people would make "X player was fouled out though, you got bailed by the refs" asteriks all of a sudden.I already talked about this earlier, the problem with fouls is that offense vs defense is fundamentally imbalanced. On both sides.
it's time!
Grocery haul. $75.
>>151778184SNAP is canceled. :(
>Embiid fined $50Khope silver gets shot in the head
>>151778184olive oil in plastic bottles should be a crime
i need bam's bbc in my pussy
>>151777717because lgbt isn't normal and it never will be
>>151778294The glass bottle is like $10 more.
>>151775650yeah when you always have lebum on ur team by virtue of bein lebum it makes it way hardermeanwhile ohtani has it ez
>amen has the ball and is going to drive to the rim>FOUR celtics collapse to stop him and leave KEVIN DURANT wide opencrazy
>>151778308Riley, no! don't be like Aisha
Posting this every game from now on until my Pelicans are 0-82
>>151778054Or they just stop giving free throws for jumping into defenders like they do in the playoffs. I have no idea why the rules randomly change during the post-season. No other sport does this
how many more games until mpj fakes a season ending "back injury"
The Pelicans are 0-6they have lost 3 of those games by 30+ pointsThey do not have a 1st round pick this yearIf they did not trade their 1st and Indiana's 1st this year they'd be on pace to have 2 top 5 picksThey effectively traded 2 top 5 picks for last years 13th pick, Derrick Queen.Derrick Queen played 7 minutes and had 4 points this game.
Remember when /sp/ hyped up Nicole Chokeic only for him to win 1 (one) total ring for his entire pathetic no-defense playing career?
>>151778536No need to rub salt in the wound
>>151778548>Top player in a championship team>The BUMWhat makes a man act like this?
>>151778568>championship teamBeating an injured 8th seed team in the era of no defense is not really true championship caliber to be honest.
just..
>>151778562As a fan, do you think it's time to move on from Zion?
>>151778536>Trading high-end lottery picks for middling win-now talentTrue disciples of Billy King
>>151778548they were calling it a dynasty after one chip lmao
is adam silver going to punish the nets for a decade+ for this tank job?
>>151778439>>FOUR celtics collapse to stop him and leave KEVIN DURANT wide openWTF are you talking about are you retarded? They were already out of position in transition and gave one of the biggest straight lanes to the basket possible. No idea why the two retards at the top of the key collapsed, they were never catching him and there are already two people in the paint. But yeah its normal to collapse on a drive to the paint. The other defenders on this team are just retarded and went for a gamble that makes no sense.
>Jokic can't ever win without playoff Murray>Murray was only playoff Murray for 1 seasonThe entire Nuggets run was a total fluke. And Jokic is getting exposed right now, he's not even top 5 players in the league in any metric.
>>151778724actually leaf its called gravityi know youre in a bad mood cause of the jays but even you should recognize greatness
>>151778754retard. kys.
>>151778184>$75Damn nigga buy store brand shit.Also unless multiple people are using it erry day, there's no way you go through 2 L of EVOO before it goes rancid. It goes rancid pretty quickly once it's opened.Single niggas should buy the little 750 ml bottles of it.
>>151778439This is just Brown & Mazulla demonstrating their retardation and incompetence, respectively.
>>151778439collective bball IQ of 100
kek there's a football team called the "Browns"
>>151778814Carmelo played on a team called the Orangemen.
>>151778844I'm gonna miss Trump when he's gone...
>>151778844I want to see a football game between the University of Southern California and the University of South Carolina, or the University of South Carolina and Oregon State, so we can have sentences like>and the Trojans absolutely smothered the Gamecocks!>just look at the Gamecocks penetrate the Beaver defense!
>>151778844Orangemen bad
Embiid is out, that means my Edgecum can boosts his stats! :D
If Curry wins another ring, we're gonna have uncomfortable discussions...
>>151778786>there's no way you go through 2 L of EVOO before it goes rancid. It goes rancid pretty quickly once it's openedI never knew about this. I assumed it lasted a long time. I've never noticed it going rancid. I only bought 2L because it's cheaper to buy it in bulk.
oubre is trying to get paid
>>151775352>>151775851This didn't "age poorly" Inceltic. Dame was a bust in Milwaukee and his trade package is currently outplaying him and whatever Troonland got in the trade.
>>151779115You're supposed to use it in a month after opening it.
>>151774213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHzclTp0-ZY&t=9sShow me 1 (one) dribble move more impressive than this.Go ahead, I'll wait.
Oubre is so hot
>>151777133We should all be talking about the 5th round pick of the draft that sucks ass daily.His name? But of course! It's obviously Ace Bailey
Theres a reason teams draft base on athleticism and potential. VJ had problems in college but his Russell Westbrook-like athleticism made it easier transfer his skills to the NBA unlike Cooper
Why does Charlotte have an NBA team but Virginia doesn't?
Airious....
>>151779533t.Joe Lacob
>>151779634LOL Wiseman isn't even in the league anymore!And he was waived to make room for MAC MCCLUNG LOL.
Why do you all watch Skap Attack videos?
>>151779682Wiseman isn't all that athletic though.
>>151779682guess whos more athletic
>>151779698I mean he was crazy athletic for his size and that was the whole reason for drafting him.
Nipple has 17 points in 10 minutes
>>151779683theyre retards and curry haters is why
Ass Daily, I mean Ace Bailey is 0 for 3 from the field with a team worst +/- rating of -22... and he's only been on the floor for 8 minutes
Can't think of any better indicator that we're in the Dark Ages of the NBA than Kelly Oubre dropping 50.
>>151780093>every sport is objectively in its most skilled and talented era ever>somehow this doesnt apply to basketball though so lets pretend that instead of Kelly Oubre being better than 90% of players to ever play before this era that this era actually just le sucks
>>15177982836-60. Holy daddy, the goon squad is blowing them out
Pre-injury Ron Harper athleticism/Bulls Harper IQ + Spurs system = ROTY + rings
Two gorgeous Republicans
Kevin Durant used to be the most unguardable player in NBA history. Now it's Wemby. And other than injuries, I don't see any human on Earth taking that throne from him.
>nets drafted 5 (five) 1st round picks and now none of them starts
>>151777717Engagement farming for Elon Bucks
If Bulls beat the knicks again, we will need to start a dialogue for ECF odds
what a shitty slate of games
Are we watching any games?
who the FUCK let philly get VJ?
>>151780355never have
>>151780161>>151780093The NBA is tallent pool is the best it's every been. They just make it way to easy to score.>>151780219Harper & Castle are MY SPUD's future. They will still be terrorizing the league long after Wemby is pass his prime.
it's time to have a serious conversation about Lamelo
>>151780272They’re a strange franchise, their fans sit around and rave about their GM.
>>151780355I want to, but i'm about to use up my internet quota :'(
>>151780450yeahhes SERIOUSLY bad at basketball!
>>151780450meme player
>>151780450Trade him to the Grizzlies
Mike Brown is NOT going to last with the Knicks. We're going back to the dumps boys
>>151780450An injury prone bum that gets carried by Nipple and Cockburner
>>151780377The Mavs. Imagine VJ with Kyrie on the backcourt, AD, Washington, Lively frontcourt.
Imagine if Prime Shaq had handles and can shoot 3s.
>mpj with 2 points in HT
>>151780355we just watch the "holy heckerino crazy heckin ending!!" nba youtube videos
>>151780638Imagine if Prime Shaw had stayed skinny and got along with Kobr.
p giddy finna diddle these knicks again
>Hornets vs Jazz at the half>Kon Knueppel17 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST, 1 STL, 6-10 FG, 3-5 3P>Ace Bailey0 PTS, 0 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 0-3 FGBABB bros... We really letting this farmhand motherfucker snatch our chain??
Edgecum at halftime>18 mins>14 pts>2 asts>2 stls>2-5 3pt>+11Nipple at halftime>16 mins>17 pts>4 rebs>2 asts>1 stl>3-5 3pt>+14
>>151780916our guy dr. nipples can't be stopped for ROTY
>>151780916weak azz bitch better tuck his chain and hide his grill
>>151780978How the hell is Edgecum already an all-star level player??? He was so mid at baylor.
>>151781316After he dropped 36 pts in his first game, i started watching 76ers. His game is surprisingly mature considering he's a rookie.
>>151781316Us Bahamian boys is different
The Nets need Simmo back
>>151781526He really did bring a culture of hard work, passing and defensive intensity to Brooklyn I’d love to see him back off the bench to help steady the hands of some of the young guys
Nurse plays his starters too much
Philly and Hornets really dodged a nuke by not drafting Ace
He should go back to taking hgh, this ain't it.
>>151781627Doesn’t care anymore, if he gets a ring this year everyone would give credit to the ytbois. Next year is his reunion tour in Cleveland, just has to stay healthy till then
Reminder the average person would be in jail for what Josh Diddy did but he never spent a single second behind bars because he's famous
Honestly the knicks and cavs are frauds. Only difference is the Cavs have an excuse with no Garland.Making this fraud ass Bulls team look good.
>>151780260>Kevin Durant used to be the most unguardable player in NBA history.This was never the case. Wtf are you on? Some of you retards talk like you solely consume basketball through twitter posts and narratives.
>>151781708*because he's famous and white
>>151781708Not his fault that the law is stupid
>>151781708the chick lied about her age. Everybody would get off with that
>>151781648id fuck her too, I forgive the giddler
>>151781708He fucked some 16-year-old whore when he was 19, relax.
>>151781783Jeets talking about the age of consent is comical
>>151781821>>151781860>She was basically 18 so its ok!>She was basically 17 so its ok!>She was basically 16 so its ok!This is why your logic doesnt workThere is a limit set up by the law everything beneath it is illegal. The dude is a millionaire why is he fucking some 16 year old when he could fuck any 10/10 bitch in her 20s?>>151781836>Chick lieddoesnt matter, statutory rape is statutory, if there is any question about age you either check her ID or dont risk it. he didnt so he is legally liable
>both game trae and lamelo dont play>their teams are winning/closehmmm
>>151781915The law is just letters on paper. Just because something is illegal doesn't make it immoral.
>>151781715bulls have no coby whiteknicks are absolute frauds
>>151781860This is /sp/ so we’re all normies here, right? I lost my virginity to a 15yo girl when I was 16, and she was way more sexually active than me and had multiple bodies.Normies these days suddenly being Hitler when it comes to age of consent is insane to me. Like didn’t you experience 16yo girls fucking and sucking dick too?
>>151781952Morality has nothing to do with the punishment law says should be dolled out
>>151781915He was a teenager who fucked another teenagerAnd you're acting like the girl in the pic isn't attractive or could pass for 18.
>>151781766he's the most unguardable and op player of all time because it both raises lebum and lowers curry which is what it's all about
>>151781848Thanks for letting everyone know you're a pedo. Good to know the kind of scum that lurk here.
Is there any good NBA streams? Trying to use it on my iphone
>>151781969>bulls have no coby whitelol werent you losers acting like he should be traded and the team should be built around the giddler? kek now youre using him as an excuse.
why is maxey on the floor?
>>151782002The law is the law
>>151782003i get why it lowers curry but how does it raise lebum?
>>151781994>Anon doesn't see the difference between kids fucking kids and grown ass adults fucking kidsOh lord. Some of you are beyond help.
>>151781997>>151782034Bugman mentality
>>151782004no problemage of consent in canada is 16 btw
Ace BUSTy is incredibly lucky flagg exists that boy is out of the league soon
>>151782044Like I said, if you had sex in high school, you can’t be calling 16yo girls “kids.” One of those “kids” gave a dude head outside the lunchroom in full view when I was a freshman.
nets on track to be 0-82
wemby snatched it off the rim lol
>>151781890Kekw
the wemsanity run ends tonight. I got the snus by 20 and a big fat wembust stinker
>>151781915the league only cares if money is involved, they can get anyone off for rape no problem
why is maxey still playing?
>>151782112Whores are Whores. I Still Think it's trashy for some 30-year-old trying to get with a teenager.But P Giddys situation is different.
>>151781316literally big 12 freshman of the year
>>151781915She literally had a fake ID.
the spurs SUCK
>you're a PEDO if you'd have sex with a girl at peak fertility20 isn't peak fertility, BTW.
>>151782233No YOU DO
>>151782189I'm going to lol so hard when Wemberman torches that Mark Williams bum for 35 tonight.
>>151782271>Wemberman torches that Mark Williams bumwemby got blocked by williams
>>151782282K, do it 15 more times.
>>151782260You shouldn't spread misinformation.
>>151782112Do high school students in america just have sex with each other everyday in school? Is that why teen pregnancy rates are so high there?
>>151782206I’m too old at this point to chase teenagers so it doesn’t affect me necessarily, but what gets me is the constant moral overreaction about the AOC. 80% of the girls you see dancing and twerking on tiktok are under 18, and I guarantee they know what sex is and are probably sexually active. So where does everyone get off acting as if they’re literally babies who don’t know what they’re doing.I think Epstein straight up broke people’s brains.
>>151782296>AI
>>151782304no, the girls in high school have sex with college aged men and abovethe boys get nothing
>>151782271they already benched him lol
>>151782296>AIReally nigga?
>>151782304What else do you think we’d be doing in school? Learning?
holy shit lowry how much halloween candy did you eat?
>>151782305>So where does everyone get off acting as if they’re literally babies who don’t know what they’re doing.its just new age moralizing BSthe pearl clutching over "age gaps" is very recent and only in the last few years do people have the idea that you need to date within two years or whatever of your own agehalf your age plus seven is undefeated as the rule
Lowry is fatter than me
feels like the spurs gonna lose this one by 20+, they're not even trying to defend the 3
Spurs wtf you doing
This nigga Ace Bailey can't even get minutes on a tanking team. What the FUCK is Will Hardy's problem?
>>151782428pretty sure he has some knew problem, bet hes on restricted minutes.
Yeah that Nets team couldn't be more egregiously tanking. Imagine getting thoroughly BTFO by a team who's available frontcourt players consist of Andre Drummond and two-way contract guys.
>>151782428All "experts" said he was going to be a starter
>Pooper and Ace hyped as 1 and 2 picks all year>they are the two worst lottery pick rookies
>>151782428Being black and getting drafted by the Jazz broke him
wemby is gettin CLAMPED
>>151782411>>151782493Tanking for who?
>>151782372I think moralizing has reached an all-time high because of social media. Kids these days know if they don’t get out in front of every moral crusade they could get cancelled. Better safe than sorry.Also>half your age plus seven is undefeated as the rule26/2=13+7=20. So yeah, just outside the range of teenagers. That’s basically what I thought too.
suns are on fire from 18+ ft. It's not sustainable
>>151782428There's an alternate timeline where the Sixers take him 3rd overall and he continues the proud tradition of Sixers lottery pick gigabusts. I'm honestly still kinda shocked they made the right pick.
Knicks 4th quarter choke incoming
Wtf is going on with my Spurs
>>151782598Morey was never going to pick him. He's like the complete antithesis of what Morey looks for and that was known pretty early in the process
>>151782626wemby has been figured out and the spurs have no depth at center right now
wemby block streak continues
>>151782665Damn it's over. We'll need to tank then
Um... guys? Wembanyama has zero points. What's going on?
>>151782626Suns are throwing doubles him every time and the Vassell and Castle are bricking everything.
Edgecum>33 mins>16 pts>2 rebs>3 asts>3 stls>+7Nipple>35 mins>24 pts>6 rebs>5 asts>1 stl>4-9 3pt>+20This draft class is deeper than Wemby's draft class. Wemby's draft class is top heavy with just wemby and miller. But this draft class has gems everywhere.
>>151782025>trade whiteWhoever said that is dumb. No team is taking a journeyman memechucking guard. He has no value lmao.
Suns
>>151782745why does she like the suns specifically? is phoenix her hometown or something?
Grayson Allen really thought he was gonna drive on CASTLE
Harper is that dude
>>1517827212 shot attempts. That’s called an unselfish player.As long as Spurs keep it within 20 by the 4Q they win.
PERFECT UNITY
>>151782745cute
>>151782811>2 shot attempts. That’s called an unselfish player.that's called gettin clamped
>Wemby lethargic Oh no he's got another clot.
Guys, the Knickers might hand the Bulls their first L...
>Spurs shooting 38%No wonder why they're losing. Hopefully they can up it
MAN who let Carter Bryant onto the active roster? This dude need to got to the G league with Speditry like that.
>>151782828shes my favourite actress and ironically its for none of her big popular movies, but a tv show that most people didnt like and probably dont even know about.i dont even know if id like her as a person, or as an actress in general, i just know that one performance was so good from an acting perspective that i respect it, and i say this as somebody who typically doesnt give a shit to judge an actor's performance
accidentally clicked a tweet about da nets and suddenly my timeline is flooded with more of em
spurs completely fraudulent
/PERFECTUNITY/
yo...im starting to wonder if booker is an underrated player...never hear him talked about
my bullies :(
spurs best player, dylan harper, just got injured
I wish nobitches was still alive to see how far his Suns team has fallen just so he could suffer again
I'm a ringless bum who will retire forgotten and not respected...
>>151782922Why must you post every thought that enters your head?
>>151783016vin baker...
>>151782990I told you they were frauds, and this knicks team itself is already also fraudulent and unbelievably poorly managed (they cant run sets) They just have enough pure talent to circumvent that.
>if this keeps up, thundies will be the only undefeated team
>Harper injured.Welp that's probably it for us tonight.
Josh Diddy has gonna be an all-star and there's nothing the league can do about it kek
>>151783051its true..
Who /perfectunity/ here
>>151783106yeah that's 2 months out at least
>>151780978>disgrACE BAILEY>19min, 6p, 3-8fg, 0-3 3pt, 0r, 1a, 1stl, 1to
>>151783187Still better than Pooper's 3-14 ass
Im seeing crazy good ball movement from the suns against the number 1 defense right now. How tf exactly is this team 2-4? Who did they lose to and how?
Why did mpj have 17 rebounds
>>151782947
>>151783106rip spurs comeback
>>151783234thats what he does when hes not chucking and theyre not falling
It's lookin like a wemby stinky, just as I said
The Bulls have too many black players. If only they got Coop in the draft
>>151783233because the spurs really aren't that good. wemby gets bullied by most average centers.
LeBron is clearly winding downWho's gonna be the face of the league? BAWB's have no charisma.
>steven castle
>>151783320VJ
>>151783320>Who's gonna be the face of the league?not wemby
Did Wemby a bust
Lakers waiting room
>>151783343Ugly demonic bitch
>>151783310I mean, I already thought this, but this still doesnt explain how the suns are playing so fundamentally sound, moving the ball really well. Unless the Suns are just clearly better than every other opponent the Spurs have faced. Which im not even that unwilling to agree with, it just seems odd.
>>151783401talmbout demons in 2025 kek
>Wembust at the half2 PTS, 5 REB, 2 AST, 2 BLK, 2 TOV, 1-5 FGSpuds down 18Yikes
>>151783359Still got the ball
>>151783320WestGOD
>>151783401
My knick showing the bulls their place
>>151783320its the flop erawe got Austin Refs, FTA, Emflop and Chokic
>>151783320
Seems like the Thunder will be the only undefeated team after tonightthe champs stand alone
Bulls got too many white boys in their roster Ngmi
spurs and bulls finally got exposed
Bullsbros how the FUCK do we fix this shit team? We haven't been good since the Obama administration...
bulce making a run
>>151783122>no /mls/ngmi
>>151783640As they should be
My bottom surgery was botched and I have nobody to vent to...
>>151783577
how’s that not a tech on brunsonloved it tho
>>151783707Chris Paul....
ADAM HELP MY SPURS NEED ANOTHER TOP 3 DRAFT PICK
KNICK
book shamelessly flopping
>>151783484>lost the chance at a good shot to end the half>gave the suns free throws for technical foulsnice cope
>>151763332Go fuck yourself you canadian fuck.
>>151783799that leaf said nothing but facts
wemby is awful
>only 2pt for a 7'5" freakgrim
>>151783771modern nba
A'ja drained wemby of everything he had, he'll be good next game
>>151783896kek
>>151783896You obviously shouldnt be allowed to extend your arm out like that, that close to ones to box out, flop or not. Or else the effective difference between that and pushing somebody away is almost marginal.
>>151783896wemuhammad ali clobbered him
Knicks are going to the finals aren't they?
>>151784028>>151784028>>151784028new
>>151784029Yes, Knicks are about to get the Celtics whistle in the playoffs.
Brunson is such an unimpressive player. Hes like SGA if SGA was a midget and traded his defense and shot blocking for a better 3 ball.
The Knicks finally handed the Bulls their first L...
