.:A NC due to injury is a victory edition:.TIDFviously >>151730400>*loudspeaker crackles*>*silence then feedback*>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.>That is your first warning.>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.>Thank you for your attention to this matter!List of trusted sources:tomaspinallofficialmichael bispingariel helwanimmagurutntsportsthe good guy and the bad guy podcast with daniel cormier and chael sonnenr/mmapoliticsandculturepiers morgan
reddit tranny thread
>>151763545Nah we're behind Tom. We HAVE to do something about these eyepokes. It's not okay.
>>151763536I knew you weren't to be trusted.
>>151763545Yeah im a transgender boygirl who takes hrt and browses reddit and Tom Aspinall is my favorite fighter ever so what?
Satire is wasted on swine well I did my best maybe messico will appreciate it even though it's quite on the nose
>>151763568Me too I also look like this btw not that it matters
>>151763536I ain't reading all that lil bro.
why can't finTARDs do anything right?
>>151763582No need frenn
Kino incomingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WYwww.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WYwww.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WY
>this man will headline UFC White House
>>151763632A split decision?
>>151763607As per usual it's up to the immigrants to salvage the reputation of this country from the damage the natives do
>>151763652What the hell we feed you dress you teach you to use electric stoves and this is the thanks you give
>Le ebil heggin dayna tried to BREAK poor pooor volk!Why are volk bros such victims? He got to have a pitter patter trilogy with FW max, 2 of which were the best possible paydays he could have got as a featherweight champ. Max was a better draw for ppv points for him . He got to defend against OrtegaHe got to defend against THE Korean ZombieHe got to try for double champ TWICE. Got an immediate title shot after getting slept against Ortega. Yes a good win but hardly a fight that was le heckin unfair to volk. If they simply wanted the belt off volk he would have had to fight Movsar Evloev.
>>151763680TYPO meant slept by Topuria don't make fun. I've already redeemed.
>>151763680Plus Max won 2 of those fights against Volk.
>>151763536LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPHEVERY TIME I TRY IT HURTS ME EYES
>>151763680>watched entirely
>do not mock me saar I have redeemed the error thank you very many bloody bastard saar
I would use my immense American girth and violent retardation to help protect my Finnish friends. There, I said it. I have a .45 s&w beside me right now with 10 hollowpoints packed, if anyone has something disparaging to say to Finland now is the time. Because I got my note book open boys, the rolodex is in play.
>>151763775God bless you brother hh
>>151763775Why not post your 45 then? Why use an image that originated on reddit...
Always a good day when Phil Rowe loses!
maybe the worst heem op of all time>>151763644 the thread has been redeemed...by a fucking leaf thoughbeit
Petr Yan is lookin a little thick in his upcoming fight against Merab
just took a massive aspinall into delija
Pietro Giano attraverso qualsiasi cosa egli vuole
Gurucels fuming
>>151763644Chael vs Jones 2 at the white house will be sick
Why do you guys hate Aspinall so much? Why are you so determined to underplay the effects of an eye poke?
>>151764094He's a braindead oaf with no personality
>>151764120Get that monitor turned on lad
>omw to heem youhttps://youtu.be/XBZUz4C6kqk?si=CjIqU2ciX0skiDOF
>>151764127you calm down, I'm not sure you have a license to make threats or assume monitors!
>>151764127>im better than you j-jonLOL
you guys remember when a ufc fight night wasnt basically the roster of a random boat from Africa? Man, if only, fucking Dana that bald faggot
tomala
not to stir shit but how come there was no france/england angle?
Jon Bones Jones is the greatest all time combat sports athlete and I'm tired of pretending he's not. MMA died when he retired.
Tomala the blind bitch busted nose whore of England
Jon Jones trying to avoid that geek GSP outside of a nightclub
https://youtu.be/ZucfaBQ73FI
pretty ironic what happened to Delija isn't it?
Aidsasspainanal humiliated England by quitting against a FRENCHMAN, they should be mad at thim the most yet they're coping hard and trying to provide cover, what a bunch of cuck ass pussies
>>151764403>Aidsasspainanalwe're taking this too far
>>151764403Talking about english people obv
>>151764407I'm thinking about throwing in a racial slur or two in there desu
I hope I live long enough to see Jon Jones die, if ever a colored deserved a fiery death it's him
>>151764426Jon Jones is one of the good ones, I wish him and his family nothing but the best
>>151764397Yeah it's quite poetic, aspieanal fans were saying fighters who called him out for quitting might regret their takes if they ever end up in a similar situation yet THE OPPOSITE happened the very next week. They ended up looking like retards, it's fucking hilarious
>>151764403He heemed your toughest zigger so it's not as bad
gervontay david vs jake paul canceled
>>151764452Pavlovich will heem the cunt in the rematch trust
Did Ilia move up to duck Movsar?
>bought fight pass>assumed I could watch shitty events>only prelims>feel stupid>pay 30 bong for tnt sportsDana just ripped me off. Fuck the poor fag streams. I'm on government welfare anyway lol. Watching aspinall's training partner getting KO'd was great. Anyone who sticks fingers out deserves that. Pure kino moment.
>>151764450and they're good friends too
>>151764403Dude still can't see, youre a fucking idiot. Makes sense you're seething because you're about to be drafted lol.
>>151764440shut up nigga
>>151764466>I'm on government welfare anyway lolhow many quids are they giving you lad? i thought you poors had to be careful with your neetbux, have i fucked up by taking the wagie route?
>>151764463Surprised your fingers can still move enough to type with your hands so full of throbbing Chinese cocks
>>151764474>Dude still can't seeThen maybe he should get his his daddies balls off of his face
>>151764510Kys with this nastyness
Pedo Andy will burn in hell
>>151764474Stop pretending you believe him.
>>151764499It's 1300 bong a month and I still live with parents. Awaiting autism diagnosis. Adhd diagnosis, I was diagnosed with bipolar but didn't respond to meds so they undiagnosed me and basically said I'm just a spastic. It's locked in for 3 years. Almost the amount I earned when I waged but now I spend less. Sold my car to use my smaller cheaper one. I just exercise, hike, watch sport. Starting judo and some form of kickboxing, might get back to bjj. Also climb.I'd be lying if I said it was a bad life as a neet. It'll run dry one day but I lost late teens and early 20s to debilitating depression so it's fair. Failed uni twice, fired multiple times etc etc. If you can, get on it.
>>151764357That was an amazing thing to catch. It was so perfect, like a TV sketch. Underrated video
>>151764527relax
>>151764527The bond between father and son through sport. You're simply jealous. His dad would herm you lol. Balkan rat.
>>151764527Such a tender moment!
>>151764543I'm sure you think Andy's dick in little Tommy's innocent ass was bonding too
>>151764558calm down
>>151764566Is that what Tommy said when Andy stumbled into his room reeking of Guinness?
>>151764531it's too late for me, i have a good job and my mortgage is half paid off. maybe i can get an ADHD diagnosis, i hear they're practically handing those out these days and it might come in handy one day
>>151764569that's betterjust chill out with the fag shit
Has the fraud finally been exposed now?
>>151764531Living the dream
>>151764558Why are you even here? You fucking satanic tranny. The world hates you, you're the downfall of the west
>>151764578rematch will finalize it
>>151764574We have personal independence payment for slackers like me that you claim whilst working too. I get 550 on that payment. So if I did work I'd get wage + 550 a month. Maybe you have something similar. But often they examine you capabilities and if you're functioning they likely don't give it to you, or greatly reduced amount.
I told y'all about Donte Johnson
Sedrique Dumas is the biggest what if in the history of the sport
>>151764531What were you sacked for? I bet it had nothing to do with your fake disorder, you're just playing into it, probably consciously and subconsciously. From the way you speak here I can tell you're not too high on the spectrum, if even in it at all. 20 years ago you'd just be called a weirdo
>>151764566Andy's infamous words to little Tom before he went to town on his underage ass
>>151764531>debilitating depressionLes debiles
>>151764602jealousy is unbecoming of a heemster, it would break jiri's heart to see you posting like that
>>151764596The girl is is actually a semi pro boxer, a out to turn pro. She's one of us, how crazy is that? Felt weird being able to talking about combat sports
>dana's gritty stinkeye will never wrap itself around your throbbing member as he arches his hairy back in mixed pain and pleasure>you will never feel the grit of joe's 5 5'clock shadow against your slobbery nutsWhy live bros...........
>>151764613I'm not jealous, that's not enough money to give you a nice quality of life here. If he was getting at least £3000 a month I might contemplate dressing up like a wizard and ride around on a broom and telling the government I can't fit into society
>>151764627Two retards doing dumb shit, fucking embarrassing. This is how real niggas train
>>151764120>braindead oaf with no personalityyou just described most balkan natives
>>151764602I am sensing envy, because I am on high tier bennies. As with many people I tell, even my case workers seethe when I applied. It's a good life.
Anthony Joshua responded 'just let me know where' in regards to replacing Tank against Jake.That means he will be representing mma (gane)
>>151764094He got lucky against Pavlovich and acted like he's the greatest fighter to ever live. Also, he and his faggot fans repeatedly disrespected Jon Jones (the GOAT) and that made me hate him even more
>>151764644What is a good quality of life? And why does it need a fairly substantial wage? I live luxurious life on my meager payments. But the most important part is I don't sacrifice 40hr a week to live. I eat good, exercise multiple times a day, have multiple hobbies. Everyday is a holiday. People need to reconsider what quality of life is, because it's not revolved around 40hr work a week.
>Spent a lotta time lookin for heavyweights for me boy to train with. He needs big guys. No more skilled light heavyweights. Buday's a big lad. He'll be able to give Tom the reads.
>>151763545>obsessed with reddit and tranniesI'm thinking based
>>151764658Mate I'm not jealous good for you not having to work, but you can't do anything with that money so it pointless
>>151764683Well good, I'm not like everyone else here I not going to get satisfaction from you being fucked up. You're obviously satisfied more easily that I am, and lifestyle is subjective so nothing more to argue
>>151764653I was projecting
Reminder conor mcgregor was a based neet on government welfare
>>151764767Yeah but he was working hard in the gym towards a form of employment by joining the UFC. It’s not like he was sitting on his ass the whole day
Oh and I forgot, what did I tell you guys GERRAMIAH WELLS. No idea why you put Temba in your picks kek, you never learn.After 2 years off and rusty it was a pretty bad performance but he's that much of an natural beast it was enough to win
I skipped last night's card consciously, I can't be watching this shit every single week and still have to see niggas that I don't know, legitimately atrocious that they get away with this, it would be better to not have an event at all or plan contender' series around dead saturdays
>>151764809There were some great fights whether you recognise them or not.
>>151764809You missed some kino
>>151764671I don't understand this, Gervonte can't fight because he hit his girlfriend? What's that got to do with a scheduled event?
>>151764767but he was still improving on his skills unlike shitty 4chan neets
>>151764819>>151764822I don't doubt it but I can't always watch on good faith that they'll deliver, I'll reserve that for any form of bareknuckle boxing
>>151764767no difference between a proud neet and a proud cuck
I heemed my meng
>>151764907ma è il 2...
>>151764527Remind me little bit
>>151764809It's okay b, I dont think Dayna is gonna be sad you missed it. Sometimes I just watch the highlights, they post all heems on yt right after. Don't understand why you and the ariels and luke thomases get so mad about Apex slop. There are as many live fight nights right now as there used to be before Covid. Now there's just apex fights between it. You whine piss and shit if there's up and comers, but you cry just as hard if there's known-names on the card because "WHY TF ARE THEY IN THE APEX THEY NEED TO HECKIN BE IN FRONT OF A CROWD!! >:(". You'll say the card is going to be boring and shit, and when it ends up having good scraps, you say "Y-yeah w-well IT WOULD BE BETTER IN FRONT OF FAT DRUNK PPL!"
>>151764462Oh no...anyway
entire universe is conspiring to heem Tomala's credibility kek
>>151764975L E V E L
>>151764958you made up some complaints that weren't even in my post and then made arguments against them all by yourself so you're probably brown but whatever, my point is that it's hard to care when you have no names andyou know how good it can be, especially when it happens recently so the downward slide feels more steep, see UFC 320
>>151764809Worth watching the co-main. Waldo is up there for story win of the year, and that's ignoring the aspinall meme shit
we are here nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2npVa2zoDE
>>151764864I believe his court stuff is going to happen around the fight and it's a big wrap sheet with kidnapping and le abuse, which will dominate the headlines, and which will probably bring up his older shit too. They're looking for a replacement as of now and they could end up fighting down the line but he is the B side to this thing so it makes sense. I'd say it's the possibility that more stuff comes out and could fuck up the promotion. I think it makes for better promotion but it's netflix so they're looking to change it.
Why the fuck are team Aspinall so cursed? Now delija. Did Andy fuck the baba yaga? Is that why Tom has the supernatural ability to speak in slavic tongues?
>>151765021From the statement by MVP it sounded like they were replacing him because they don't want to associate with domestic violence or whatever or they don't condone it type deal
>>151765105gane's enemies shalt never find peace
*checks notes*Nigger
justice for ante
>>151765253>*eyepokes*>"i don't they i eyepoked him"it's that simple gane sisters
>>151765253Bro threw a lead eye poke then got heemed
>>151765253lol toms bitch ass thought this fucking bum would be champion?
>>151765253that eye poke was intentional, calculated, and pure evil. maybe the most disgusting evil act i've ever seen. he should be fired and arrested.
RIZIN tonight and it's free on rizin.tv so you don't have to deal with the fat pedo stream
>>151765021Holy shit he's got kidnapping charges too, what a guy haha. If it's just the cases conflicting with the dates that's fine. In the kidnapping of a male or is it to do with his girlfriend again?
>>151765347Discuss this in box
Ngl Tom lost aura. He had been screwed by bad luck but he needs to drop the boring nice guy act and turn heel
>>151765365This is box. It's part of the M in MMA
>>151765378What the fuck is a heel? You mean villain?
>>151765405which M b
Ante won
When the world fucks you over, you fuck it back
Well?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWDR13Vr7c
>>151765428Marital probably
>>151765448>This tom aspinall situation shows the lack of intelligence from UFC/MMA fans.....Tomtroons down to ad homs
Hi blue eyes
It's really simple: Eyepokes are bullshit and often intentional and it's not right that everyone essentially gets a freebie BUT the heart of this sport is doos with broken jaws getting off the stool and fighting another round so if your eye is a little blurry and you can't continue it's because you're a bitch
>There is a bum in Lancashire>They call Tom Retardsson>And he's been the ruin of many a good fight>Dear God, I know Gane was one>His mother was unfaithful >She slept with John Fury>And his "father" was a noncing gimp>Way down in Lancashire
Donte Dullgarian
>>151765526Bit far
>>151765574Idk I've never been I thawlt salford is part of it, pardon my ignorance bappa, guess Manchester works just as well
Tom and Andy are absolutely retarded for being so public with their intention to leave the UFC and go into Boxing once his current contract is up. Dana has never responded well to this kind of thing and goes out of his way to sabotage the careers of fighters who try it
He's at it again! When with this man be stopped?(Hhhnnnggggg)
>>151765628She is too cute
>>151764622what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>151765622It’ll be Gayner that looks stupid when Tom does leave to box for millions and the UFC heavyweight division dies
>>151765651>when Tom does leave to box for millionsTom is a journeyman boxer at absolute best
>>151765622>Dana has never responded well to this kind of thing and goes out of his way to sabotage the careers of fighters who try itDana unironically doesn't have to do anything, their first boxing match takes care of it.
>>151765670He still has two fights on his contract. Dana will have him fight Gane both times 100% no matter what
>>151765694Tom will be begging for the trilogy after he finishes protesting the stoppage.
>>151765655And he’ll still make 10x more in boxing
>>151765253Cut this faggot bum with 3 nipples, disgusting fucking freak retard
>>151765717He'll also get knocked the fuck out. At least with his complete lack of heart, he's unlikely to get multiple concussions in one fight like boxing is famous for. He'll either get knocked out completely or get dropped once and quit.
>>151765756Not if they match him properly
>>151765775I'm sure feeding him a bunch of similarly unqualified journeymen will make for riveting sport
>>151765786Tom derangement syndrome is very, very real
>>151765775You guys over estimate how many people would be willing to watch tom box. He'll make some money but not what conor made
If it's so much more lucrative to be a boxer why don't these cunts JUST BECOME PRO BOXER FROM THE STARTSick of these cunts making their name in MMA and going on a humiliation tour just to make a quick buck, fuck them. Fuck boxing, fuck Ngannou and FUCK Askren, it's a shame he survived
>>151765514Correct. Tom is absolutely in the right, even if that makes him a bitch pussy.
>>151765803Nobody gives a fuck. Darren Till is still waiting on full payment because those promotions never actually have the money up front
>>151765811They cant. Toms boxing is hot garbage. He'd get slept in the regionals before he even gets close to a ranked boxer
i already solved eye pokes. just have a few different types of eye patches ranging from slightly blurry filter to totally black. if you commit a serious eye poke, the doctor and ref determine how much you should be blinded to compensate your opponent.
>>151765820Doesnt surprise me
>>151765803Riyadh season will pay him 5-10mill easy for each fight. He can fight anyone in the top 20.
>>151765824Yeah exactly, they become famous and successfull in OUR sport and then shit all over by leaving to get knocked out in some worthless boxing exhibition fight. Absolute fucking faggots. Fuck mcgregor the most, he started this bullshit
>>151765863LMAOOOOO
>>151765863His ceiling is misfits boxing objectively, Riyadh season is for people like Usyk, Beterbiev, Dubois, Bivol, etc
>>151765886You’re coping, coping and seething
>>151765893Wilder and Ngannou fought on Riyadh season
>>151765717Who will pay for it
>151765863(You)
>>151765909They moved on from meme fights, the past is the past
if collar bones are so easy to break, why don't fighters aim their punches at them?
>>151765927They just did Canelo vs Crawford
>>151765947Because the jaw is pretty close by and a much more effective target.
>>151765900Theyre right though. Saudis will pay for real boxing title fights. Tom will do some influencer boxing shit for a few thousand at best.
>>151765877Yeah, im tired of it too.
>>151765980TDS
>>151765968Canelo vs crawford wasnt a meme fight. Crawford has been wanting to move up in weight to make history and he did
Just got done taking a stinky Aspinall in the Till.
People forget man, Khabitch was begging for a boxing fight against Mayweather too
>>151765999They made fury and Joshua vs Ngannou. They literally hold power slap events there now and you think they won’t sign Aspinall? Retarded faggot.
>>151765972then why do body shots when you can target the nuts
>>151765458not an ad hominem
>>151766080They held power slap because dana and co had their ppv over there so they brought a bunch of the slappers over since they had those events planned anyways. No one whos a boxing fan wants to watch tom gets knocked out because the retard doesn't know how to tuck in his chin. Tom doesnt draw outside of Manchester
gane ganeems usyk
If you can't do it it boxing you can't do it. Gane could. Conor could. Adesanya could. Pereira could. Khabib couldn't. Jones couldn't.
>>151766149You are literally retarded if you don’t think they would sign a former UFC champion to box. Completely brain dead.
>>151766214we don't sign our post here
>>151766229>tom isn’t a draw And yet you and everyone here has watched all his fights including every combat sports fan online
The real issue is the scoring. We don't punish fouls because under the 10-point must system losing a point in a 3 round fight is almost insurmountable and no one wants tons of draws. If the scoring is changed it'd be more acceptable to punish fouls properly because it doesn't mean you immediately lose the fight or end in a draw.
>>151766259I remember when they showed those X or threads posts and one of them said something along the lines of "complete domination, 10-9". That's crazy.
>>151766258Ive watched all of toms ufc fights but thats about it. No one over the pond here talks about him, no one cares
>>151766328The world doesn’t revolve around yank retards
VindicatedTriumphantJones
>>151766354oh the irony
>>151766354well that's where you are wrong buddeh
>>151765365Nah, wont going to your dead gay little thread KEK
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act >entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
>>151766443OI ME FOOKEN EYE GOT SKEWERD OUT YE BELLEND KANT
>>151766443It's an Aspinallocaust honestly. Complete and total story defeat. Six gorillion civilians consumed. Not sure he'll have anyone in boxing even willing to fight him at this point. Utter joke.
Thom/11...essentailly
>me son
Aspinall said that we would vacate the belt if Delija earned a title shot, sounds like Delija was giving Tom hell in their sparring sessions and he didn't want to deal with him in a real fight.Taking this into account we can assume that Delija is better than Tom, but Delija got buck broken by Cortes-Acosta who in turn was dominated by Pavlovich, which leads us to a simple conclusion:Pavlovich > Waldo > Delija > Asspainanal
Jones’ ability to always eventually win the story war despite taking some short term story losses is astounding. Truly the GOAT. Aspinall never stood a chance
>>151766145Ad hominem doesn't mean name calling, dumbass retard lmaoIf two people were arguing if tom was faking and wanted a way out vs tom was seriously injured and it's worse than people think, if the latter person says 'this whole situation shows your lack of intellegence', that is an ad hominem. You've ceased attacking the content of their argument and have shifted it towards the person by saying they're simply intelligent.It's a concession, in short.
>>151766579For sure
in 1 year tom will be fighting basketball players on misfits prelims for $5,000
>>151766623It was a fluke and everyone knows it.
>>151766637Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up doing power slap at some point
>>151766642No he was poisoned
>>151766670I know you're not serious but considering how shit cumspinal is I'm not ruling out anything, that fight just does not make sense to me. Maybe Pavlovich was injured or ill, I'm really not ruling anything out
>>151766706You’re so retarded lmao
hello greg hardy i have nothing against you personally but i just think i'm better than you
>>151766616Educated that emissary
>>151764531>I'd be lying if I said it was a bad life as a neet.You're clearing 15k GBP a year and think it's not a bad life?
>>151766741Fucking kek
>>151765253Beast of a gym
>>151766706Aspinall played mind games with the gay shoulder massage he gave pav 99/100 times sergei kills him
>>151764531
>>151765253I honestly want to laugh but can't find it in me anymore I have laughed too much this weekend
>>151766362Zutting or buck breaking?
>>151766831My theory is jones does it to troll gurucels and brazzas comply because they are homosexuals
>>151766730Resorting to ad hominem is really not helping your case, I’m simply saying I don’t know what really happened in that fight. Unfortunately we probably won’t see a rematch since Tom is a quitting bum and nobody at UFC wants to deal with his bullshit anymore, the cunt is not getting a new contract
Gane was going to win but that goes without saying really
you know it's an unrecoverable story loss when the bongs start gigacoping about how ar Tom doesn't need mma anyway and can make more money by jerking off camels for the Saudis before getting an unranked fight to start off the Itauma undercard
>>151766837>I don’t know what happened in the fight Tom knocked poolovich out in 1 minute. Hope this helps
>>151766861Stop having this opinion please, it’s bad for the sport.
Spammy went missing
we are here nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ur4g4jEQE
>>151767070i follow the way of the shitpostfu
>>151767086is this real
>>151767098yes
After Tom wins the rematch you all will sign the apology form.
Sneak an eyepoke in the pocketI'll make excuses on the 'gram'Cause if you like bums dreadful But you don't mind accentsThen brother, I'm your man[Chorus]'Cause where the cope comes from is a mysteryIt's like the groaning of the retardAnd the crimes of AndyBut here's the one that's driving me berserk:Why do only fools and tomcels work?Ga-Ga-Ga-GaneGa-Ga-GaneGa-Ga-Ga-GaneGa-Ga-Gane
>>151767144Nah, "Toilet" Tom Asspainlol will duck GODne after experiencing the colossal gap between them
>>151767169You will sign it twice.
>TomChipper>AndyChipper>HasbullaChipper
>>151767070scratch that, this shit is prerecordedwe are waiting herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY8atomIGtw
Tomgeek
>"Hey, Tom you a pussy">"You get poked in eye you quit, I get poked in eye I knock out my opponent">"Give me title shot bitch"
>>151767260Did he really say that? Chills
i've been on the waldo train since the beginning. he has all the potential in the world to be the next generation derrick lewis.
Leon was the only bong that was kinda cool and he was still zesty.
>>151767270he might not have said that word for word but that's what I got from it
Another fighter clowning on Turd Ass
Tom was Reddit’s favorite fighter for all of 2024 and this year up until a week ago, the HW goat who Jon fears. Now he is the goat at being mocked and was never that good. Is MMA the most fickle sport fan base?
>its technically legal to fuck hasbullas boypussy
Topiglet friends its not lookin good
>>151767350I've been saying Tom was a can for yearsdon't check the archives just trust me on this
>open a history book>see this
Justyna Aspinall
>>151767223
I was literally the first person to shill MMA Guru here like 6 years ago. I'm one of the most influential posters that's ever posted here. Many of you repost my memes without even realizing it
>>151767438You posted your tranny pills
>>151767472
hmmm
>>151767438We only watch MMA Joey here
>>151767511what was wrong with that fight?
>>151767472That dildo is soft and squishy, if it was a hard object she wouldn’t be able to do that without tearing her insides up. Just saying, small dick chads win once again.
>>151767472I think I'll stop worrying about my penis now.
>>151767257OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151767472Fascinating
>>151767472Jannies not gonna like this one
Reminder that this piece of shit got knocked out in one round LMAO
Every day I start to think the UFC is more and more scripted.
>>151767753Woods wrong picture
RIZIN will save the weekend.
>>151767790WDWTCH
>>151767539Rigged, supposedly. Apparently a ton of money came in on Del Valle shortly before the fight, to the point that it shifted his odds from +270 to +130. Dulgarian also fought weirdly, and did not even try to defend against the submission.
>>151767350>begs for a fight all year>finally gets Jones’s table scraps>quits and makes a mini-series on how badly damaged he wasChampions don’t do any of this.
We will watch, enjoy and discuss RIZIN LANDMARK 12 in KOBE here on /heem/ tonight.
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>>151767822i fear this is the case with every pick i've ever gotten wrong, i fear
>>151767894Damn, think of all the money he cost the UFC ducking Tom for a full year…. The UFC had to pay Tom compensation for all his camps and inactivity…
>>151767889How many bongs?
>>15176797011 bongs b, free on rizin.tv
>>151767970ayo thaibroHow's the training going
>>151767977Based, I'll actually be able to sleep then>>151768038Sup b. Still shopping around for a gym/trainer. Been doing lots of cardio though getting in shape. Wbu?
just caught up on the cardanyone know what i thought of it? what did you guys think of it?
bask in it
>>151768093apex slop 7/10
>>151767472buttholes are crazyI've been eating a lot of fiber recently and my schaubs are massive now, like chocolate anacondas. don't know how the slip out out of that little hole so easily Mixed Martial Arts
>>151768150Literally who's: the photo
When you live overseas it becomes so obvious why MMA hasnt really caught onLike imagine staying up to 4 am just to watch a fight end in an eyepoke.
>>151768150By the time 2027 rolls around, we will barely recognize less than a quarter of names on most fight night cards despite following the sport
>>151768220we're the main audience desu
Ynr Yanez hype
>>151768263No shit b. But when I was in the US I had no trouble staying up to watch Rizin despite it featuring 50 year old no names fighting 40 year old no names because it has a kino ruleset. Tbdesu I'd rather have Rizin and One come on at normal times, and catch their cards regularly, while only staying up to watch big UFC cards.
All herzog main events will be overturned to no contests
Tom Aspinall refused to fight.
>>151768372Hope this is true, I love nothing more then seeing dana look like a tomato on the chair every post press conference. Aren't we also waiting on news on relation to eyepokes?
>>151768372God forbid a white boy wants to get his bread up. This is just more PR bullshit being churned by the Aspinall camp
>>151768347sounds like a good idea, most of the ufc cards are trash now
Jason Herzog, fucking evil bastard...
heemzog is based and will vindicated
>>151768443>most of the ufc cards are trash nowspeak for yourself, see>>151768150
>>151768498
>>151768372as i have long suspected... every wrong pick of mine over all these years was merely scripted
>>151768372yall nigga owe gamblin' herb a appology
bbchairymac said Herzong robbed me of my money
>>151768372poofc is fake this is heem consensus
>>151766362>the greatest conqueror in history is gay, Alexander>the greatest fighter in history is gay, Jon Joneskek
>>151768539alex was bi
>>151766362wish I was in that pool desu
>>151768372I don't trust this guy for some reason..
>>151768372Pretty sure Henry vs. Song was fixed or at least the Zog ended it questionably
don't look into who was reffing Aspinall's fight...
Herzog is a shifty little guy desu
>>151768594>random guy on twitter schizo babbling about the ufc and the fbiyeah he's clearly insane but we're having fun here. dana gets pounded in the joint btw
>>151768150
>>151768539History's greatest conqueror was Genghis Khan (who was straight as fuck)
>>151768644>tom took a diveooh no no no no
It's over for JDsM.
>>151768690Codespeak for meldonium
>>151768669this is true. khan heemed men and took their women. he had a roster of bitches
andy aspinall has been arrested in manchester (rumor)
>>151768669but also Finnish
andy heard telling tom he gets no pudding unless the patch stays on
>>151768372Kek, who would have thought working with Saudis would invite corruption. Really bottles the mind
Imanov knocked out Adesanya (Rumor)
could he have talked tom out of quitting?
anyone got a clip of waldo saying "I'm no poosy, come on" when the ref asked him if he's going to keep fighting
Andy Aspinall molested his son(FACT)
>>151768761
>>151768788https://www.fmkorea.com/best/9107756976second video, 6 seconds in
>>151768851based
>>151768851Tom confirmed POOSY lmao.
>>151768823Scary
>>151768914
>>151768372There’s no way you could rig this many fights without a significant amount of whistleblowers
Cut this freak
>>151768923Why is a yank posting obscure twitter shit about some english fag I’ve never heard of
>>151768823SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEETHE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
How bad will the brown meltdown be when Tom wins the rematch?
>>151769026Legendary.Also>the Cuck and oink spammers are gonereddit was right, reporting posts kicks ass
>reddit was right, reporting posts kicks ass
>*shits himself* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY I MADE A POO
>>151769116Who are you quoting?
heeminder herzog rigged the song fight to go to scorecards so song wins rather than DQ
is anyone watching ANTHONY PETTIS FC 20
arlovski was beating the fuck out of tom
>>151769214I would think so
>aidspinal fans have to come up with alternative reality scenarios to cope with the current situationMany such cases.Tom lost the story by acting like the biggest coward imaginableGane was winningNo, UFC is not fixing fightsGane will beat aidspinal in the rematch if it even happens, I have a sneaking suspicion Tom's team is desperately looking for a way out since DQ bullshit didn't catch onCope, seethe, dilate, sneed
People who think Tomala is a bitch:>MMA fighters>MMA analysts>Dana whitePeople who think Tomala isn't a bitch:>MMA guru>gurucels>Thailand tranny
>>151769315The obviously fixed fight from last night has nothing to do with Aspinall
>>151768372kek what's next? we find out that all the events outside of US have judges bought?
>>151769370People who like heems>/heem/
>>151769370MMA Guru and Luke Thomas agree on the issue and that alone should be enough to convince everyone.
>>151769595Convince my balls across your forehead
>>151765253is tehre a webm of the replay that shows the eye poke?
>>151769595Luke Thomas is a retarded faggot and so is mma piggy
>>151768150well, at least theres no wmma on the main card
>>151769315The UFC fixed the aspinall fight by letting him keep the belt instead of having it go down as a submission (terror) win for Gane.
>>151768372they shoulda started with gamblin' herb dean
I like the part in the Smashing Machine where the rock playing mark coleman verbally taps out to eyepokes by usyk playing fedor
>>151768962At the very least he should be strippedIf he had ANY honor he would have vacated the belt
Hating Pooru is peak Reddit.
>>151767438Hespect to you, Sir.
Shades of harold godwinson in tom aspinall, losing to a frenchman by way of eyepoke
guys does anybody have a webm of the eyepoke from last nite's card????
dan dookie doodoo shit feces hooker
Izzy wanted to fight Jones. kek
>>151769879Troonmala wanted to fight Jones kek
English fans had to spend a lot of money to fly to Abu Dhabi and support Tom, but he let them down MASSIVELY. They were understandably upset but Tom didn’t show any grace or humility and basically told them to STFU in his post fight speechHonestly, I wouldn’t be able to live with that shame if I was him
Has andymanap released a new update on tom's bleedin' eye
>>151769746ermm well actually Usyk plays Igor Vovchanchyn. Mark Hunt and Fedor never fought.
the silence from the Aspinall camp is deafening
>>151769879GODesanya would heem that homosexual
>>151770078
>>151770127Delijah really fucked up their plans
>>151769923TRVKE: Aspinall still destroys Jones and Jones ducked like a bitch. He still has a duck PFP on Twitter to this day
>>151770127Truly. Aspinall and Du Plessis both. Sorry losers, I say.
friendly reminder that sissysanya was outstruck by cuckland for 4 rounds straight
>>151770284MMA Joey had it 48-47 for Daddysanya
>ducks in the middle of a fight
>>151770270Du piggy was RAPED Dsigusting pink faggot got his pork pulled, packed and pozzed!
>>151770284This was right after his dog died. He just wasn't himself. Also Sean is one of the most underrated fighters of all time.
Tom will win a controversial split decision over Gane. Rematch Blades for the trilogy and knock him out fast and will retire
>>151770270Du Plessis lost because he simply was not skilled enough and his team didn’t have an adequate game plan for the fight. Still, he was patient and never quit, looking for a miracle that never cameAidspinal on the other hand refused to fight because he’s a coward, don’t compare the two
>>151770400Tomala will be cut and transition to pillowtap I fear
>>151770392Don’t sign your posts!
>HE WILL WIN T-THIS TIME JUST YOU WAITLMAO troonxpinals are losing it piguru is on the ropes
Gane RAPED that piggy freak!
>>151770392>fingers literally in his ass Pakistan isn’t sending their best folks, not that their best is any good
>>151770127
>>151770400From 1st round KO to wishing for a “controversial split decision” KEK
Tomala’s orb has suffered a permanent prolapse
Troonspinall sisters... tomala couldn't even win the round against GOATnes easiest win...
>>151770422Du Piggy’s plan was to be a bottom bitch. Xhe wanted to buck oink and squirt on Zatdaddy’s BBC for 25 minutes. Submission to a brown DADDY is the natural state of the pink piggu
>>151770545KEEEEEEEEK
what did Reddit Tomala "RAPED BITCH" Aidspinall mean by this?
tom still beats jontony still beats khabib
>>151770574Please kys or at least don’t reply to my posts thanks in advance
>>151770489Pakdaddies got ya bacon bussy bubblin and ready fo’ a lee rigaping I fear
>>151770604on planet retard (population: (You)) maybe
>>151770611You need a brazza daddy
The Bossman thinks Tom ducked btw.
>>151770422That is true, but both were humiliated.
>>151770596It's a Stricklandesque title reign so far
>>151770677Both were raped by their father I’m afraid
Cereal
Bratha put him Ankalaev
uh oh stinky!
Nigger
Tom was gifted the belt and got to keep it despite quitting, he’s the most privileged and dishonorable champion the sport has ever seen
That galactic throat has failed!
you guys need to be nice to each other
>>151770808He has actually ruined the reputation of the sport and organization.
>you guys need to be nice to each otherTRVKE
>>151770871okay STINKY
>>151770619That the corner shop owner or something?
>>151768372why the fuck are they going after jason and not the judges?
With all the recent events it only makes sence to poke the eye of the next personne you see
>>151768150How is Schnell still signed?
Kind of hetitant to participate with the tenor of discourse around hear currently
>>151770953It’s my sexy daddy who pulled my pork and packed my boipussi with pozz!
I don't ever wanna FEEEEEEEEEL
>>151768372
This random npc appearing in my turned off monitor still doesnt know what anguish he will soon experience
>>151771014why cut him when you can use him for a co-main
>>151770992Slamdaddy got ya pig bussy twitchin' and oinkin', playa!
>I will send that favela monkey back to tyre shop>AYEEE CHAMA-SAMA DONT HIT ME >MR. NIGGERMAN TASUKETE
>>151771162Pakis are inbred and live off benefits or work in corner shops thats it
>>151771170Sorry kid, this is not going to take any heat off aidspinal. Everybody knows bumkalaev is a thing of the past and nobody cares
>>151770992Kek!
OINKED
>>151771263Pakdaddies got ya jeetussy in a TWIST, I fear.
>>151771302what does tomala have to do with zutt victims?
Disgusting deformed decrepit trans BBC slut! Somebody oink this piglet to the abbatoir NOW!!!!
>>151771447no straight man dresses like this.
>>151771306How did he not tear off a musle throwing a full power haymaker from that awkward angle
>>151771344Name one paki job that isn’t corner shop
>>151771447ilia revealed in an interview somewhere that he's pakistani
good Muslims should take pajeet dick because that's how you emulate Muhammad.
>>151771505Gaping piggies
>>151771170>Anthony please let me go I won't fuck other people's wives ever again I'm begging you just let me go
Watch out for a kid named hyder amil
Clitia's wife left him for bigger opportunities I fear.
>>151771679He is very short
>>151771315Jack Della is a real one. He fought hard as fuck against Belal. It wasn't a pretty fight or a super exciting one but that's the wrestlefucker meta. Now that we saw Tomala spread his butthole for the world on PPV after getting his heckin peeper tickled go back and watch JDM grind for the win and be grateful we've got one real one who just wants to fucking fight instead of parlay for his future as a fuckin Instagram influencer or whatever.
>>151771709Yeah JDM is based af, kid just wants to fight
zamn khabitch is surely gaping this porker
>>151771760We don’t sign our posts here
>>151771580Thats not a job though. So basically they’re just rapist scum that should all be killed for the benefit of humanity
>>151771804the can piggies squeal in their pen all they want, but the fact is they're still gonna get SLAUGHTERED.
>>151770654How are they both russian?
https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1985056422606897339look at this dude kek
>>151771867That guy got KO’d by a bum though
>>151771899He's a legit faggot imo
>>151771929Poolk? Yeah we know he got KO'd by clitia
>>151771980Martins KOd Islam
>>151771899KEEEEEEEEEEEK someone make a webm of this
>>151771899Oh....my....god......I'm glad i unboyed him it just keeps getting worse
I miss vintage /heem/.
>>151771980Bodied that piglet freak
>>151771899This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>151772066chat is this real? why is he wearing lipstick and eyeliner?
A 17-year-old Ilia Topuria finished his opponent cold and pulled off the zestiest celebration
>>151772160This piggy slut needs a BBC ASAP!
>>151772036Done>>151772112You know why
>>151772112Clitia uses xhe/xer pronouns
>>151772160This our anti wrestler? We're never getting rid of brazzas...
>>151772188holy KEEEEEK what a disgusting mentally ill freak!
fuck the ufc, fuck the apex, fuck fight nights
Tom Fagbitchdicksmall
>>151771899>>151772160>>151772188
>>151765253you could see waldo's eye was bloodshot and fucked up... unlike tom'swhat more does delija need?
>>151772188After Arman gets on top of him and starts pounding, Ilia might get a boner. Like Hasbulla and Jones.
Dana needs to call Kash Patel NOW friggin worthless
last nights event was boring, the fake out ending to the heavyweight co main was the most interesting thing to happen, but it was a terrible clown show so no points awarded
let the bean cook it
>>151772341Maybe if Waldo's dad made a series of youtube videos about it he'd be convinced
Set it off, Bean.
>>151772238Are you okay?
>>151772462I'd certainly be convinced but it better be black and white and dramatic
Is UFC really worked?
>>151772418Steve Garcia is a NPC create a fighter ass nigga
Ilia Topuria is invincible
>>151772557At the all loads accepted cumdump pozz party
>>151772531Don't tell the marks ya smark.
>>151772066......europeans.......
Meggsigo make it already ya fuck
>Are you okay?
I'm gonna post Anime in the new thread.
Welcome everyone >>151772768
>>151772745don't do that.
Retarded fucking georgian rat came in and derailed the thread, ignore the mentally ill faggot if he tries to do this again
>>151772188keeeek looks like the mexican troon from the fallout tv show
