KO 2PM UKWEST HAM: Areola; Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Kilman, Diouf; Potts, Fernandes, Paqueta; Bowen (c), Summerville; Wilson.>Subs: Hermansen, Walker-Peters, Julio, Guilherme, Rodriguez, Magassa, Soucek, Irving, Mayers.NEWCASTLE: Pope; Krafth, Botman, Thiaw, Burn; Guimaraes (c), Tonali, Joelinton; Murphy, Gordon; Woltemade.>Subs: Ramsdale, Hall, Schar, Barnes, Osula, Elanga, Willock, Ramsey, Miley.
>>151765342AnimeAnd Woltemade showing Wirtz how its done
>>151765342>Callum Wilson>In the year of our lord and saviour 2025Yeah spam are going down
What a great match for a "super" Sunday. Why couldn't one of the big teams' 3pm games last night be on today instead? Yawn.
back again to watch west ham be further humiliated
>>151765778I think going to pic related might be a better use of your time than whining about football matches on here.
Usually don't bother with irrelevant 14 slop but lets see what these rotters can conjure up
>>151765842see>>151765818
Looks like a lot of empty seats
TROLLPOST
>>151765862We should arrange an /epl/ meet up and watch a match
Norwich fan here, always knew Jacob was the better Murphy twin
>wet spam
>The city of West
>>151765871sounds good
>>151765423We are anime united after all
That was awful defending from Diouf.
Why doesn't Howe play the Irish dynamo O'Sula?
>>151765342This is so much better than most of the top 6 slogfests we have to endure every weekend
Fucking state of Gordon
this game is on slomo
No era
This won't get given. It's the exact same thing as Gyokores against Newcastle that he didn't get either
Era penal
I love how much VAR slows the game down, love a 90 minute match lasting 4 fucking hours
no pen
>>151765949>against Newcastle that he didn't get eitherSaudi-owned Newcastle yeah? What's the correlation here
>>151765955they need time to contact online casinos, please understand
Is every ref more jacked this season or am I imagining it?
RIGGED
at least it's consistent for once
>Go for a piss>Come back>1-0WTF. Lads?! What the FUCK happened!?!?!
>>151765993west ham defending like virgil van twerk
>Bum
On the bright side, at least West Ham may avoid Millwall next season.
mandatory "bowen is wasted at wet sham" post
>>151766035>west ham get relegated the same season millwall get promotedwould be hilarious
If Bowen doesn't put in a transfer request during this season, then he deserves to achieve nothing in his career
>>151766058Danny Dyer will break his legs if he tries to leave
>>151766074Danny Dyer will suck his cockhe's a crossdressing homo
Never forget when bongs ruined Paquetás career because of a supposed betting scheme they could never proveFirst Massa and now thisI'm glad the indians, pakistanis and nigerians will do some justice
>BummervilleFucking kek
>>151766109Anybody that has a goatee deserves the worst in life
It's a pitty that this Newcastle midfield is surrounded by shitters. If you're super rich you need to recruit at least 5 or 6 players that are capable of at least 15 goals+assists per season. How is that hard
>>151766109true and they never investigate the refs lmao
>pope
>conceding to Wet Spam
>>151766109Why are you pointing at me?
fook me what a shot
BLOOTER
dope
>Poope
>Poop
TODAY WE FIGHT BACK
>The city of Al Riyadh
fucking hell newcastle are shite
My friend lost his clean sheet bonuses on FPL thanks Pope :)
mad that Newcastle let Callum Wilson go to a typically-midtable rival
>>151766109um no it was milan who ruined his career, dybala, leao, vlahovic they will all meat or have already met the same seria ass fate
>Error Wank Bitch Sucker
>>151766210They are absolute shite away from SJP
Class from Linton, no idea why Tuchel doesn't pick him
>>151766109>Massacome off ithttps://youtu.be/J-B16DzAhkU
>LOSING TO NUNO'S WET SPAMHOLY FUCKING WEW
OWEN GAUUUUUUUL
>Poocastle
bottom
Newcastle what a bunch of losers
>>151766268 (You)
>giving a team 3 points in the table because they're leading at halftimetin pot sport
why do they celebrate an own goal as if they scored it lol
>even if west ham win they're still 3 points from 17thkek fucking hell
Genuine question, what do Brits (excluding Geordies) think of the Newcastle project? I watch the prem because I like the sport but I don't have a team I would say I "support" per say(I do have biases) and from that kind of semi neutral outsider perspective I can not think of anything worse than a "Big Seven'
>>151766359>Why does a team celebrate a goal?
>>151766375Wtf is the "Big Seven"? Are you trying to refer to the God Six?
>>151766375I hope they can spend some money soon to build a squad for multiple comeptitions like aresnal then push for european places
>>151766378its an own goal you stupid fuck
>>151766375I think it's funny because it makes united, Liverpool and arsenal customers seethe. Ambivalent about Newcastle as a club
>>151766422do you want them to apologize?
>>151766434no but they hugged each other as if they scored it themselves
>>151766359Is this ragebait?
>>151766375"Big Seven" will never be a thing.
>>151766422You'd better get in contact with someone in the stadium because they're claiming it's a legitimate goal
>>151766159Owners got banned from spending their own money because then Liverpool and United won't win as much which would be a disaster for the sport
>>151766375Newcastle fans and people like Alan Shearer actually believe that they're a big club, but they're not. They've always been a mid-table club at best, like Spurs & VillaEven with arab money, they're going no-where under Eddie Howe, he just doesn't have it. They're best chance of doing something was Isak, so unless they sign 7-8 better players and get a winning Manager, they'll stay where they are.
>>151766456im not denying it im simply stating that they celebrate an outcome they didnt achieve by their own meritits as if im celebrating a hole in one if a dog takes the ball in its mouth and walks it to the hole after my first swing
>Score says 2-1WTF are they playing at? That second "goal" was an own goal it shouldn't have stood.
>>151766489>they're Esl pooheet liverpool plastic confirmed lmao
>>151766517you sound like one of my girlfriends
>>151766536very bizarre post
>>151766489>they're going no-where under Eddie Howe, he just doesn't have it.He's earned them two CL qualifications and won a trophy.
>>151766550Yet, Newcastle are currently 13th with 3 wins out of 10, scored 10, let in 10 and getting beat by West Ham
Cammon the hammers
Love Eddie and what he's done, forever a legend, but until he starts setting us up to win away against teams we should really beat, he'll always be great and not elite. If we are going to win more honours, we need set up and play like it.
>>151766591>us>we>weWhat part of Saudi Arabia u from m8?
>O'Sula
what happened to that cat kicking player
>>151766601The BBC livetext page.
>>151766629Hopefully he went back to bongoland and was lynched
>>151766629Kurt Zouma? Now playing for CFR Cluj in Romania. Only 31 as well.
>>151766647id rather be a free agent
nuno brining on soucek to score 2 OGs
Why the fuck did their retarded coach sub woltemade and gordon
>That Bum throw
to be fair he didnt actually kick his cat
>>151766688Match fixing
>Linton Never getting into the England squad with such ill discipline
>Top: Gosforth, Jesmond, Heaton, Fenham, Whitley Bay, Tynemouth, Cullercoats>Bottom: Byker, Walker, Walkergate, Benwell, Elswick, West Denton, Pottery BankGeordies will understand
>>151766694yeah he just lifted him with his leg i do that when they are about to fight with each other,
i know newcastle are shite but this is abysmal
>conceding to Freddie PottsFucking hell, does Eddie Meme want the sack
No era offside
>>151766747They’ve become a cup team. Excellent midweek against Champions League and Carabao Cup oppositionUseless in the league. Will probably finish 11th-15th
>>151766779Ah, the West Ham way
Woke nonsense that offside but rules are rules I guess
Imagine scoring the game winner only for it to be disallowed because a playstation 2 image says you're 1 nanometer ahead
Did they hold a minute silence for that train attack thing?
>>151766820In fairness the lino did give it offside initially
rare bowen stinker and yet they're winning
>Murphy is your only good player>Take him offMemie Meme, memies and memetlemen
How does the Sheik team lose to Wet Spam?
>>151766735exactly its just play
>>151766845Game management from Eddie Meme has been complete shit
>>151766850poocastle are only good on the counter attackno creativity outside of bruno g and he's been shite
>>151766850West Ham are a bigger club
>>151766873lol
Fucking hell have Poocastle just given up in the last 20 minutes? Absolutely dire
bad bad play ffs
>>151766901Can only assume Howe threw this to focus on Bilbao midweek.
When Wissa is fit they need to play him and Woltemade
+9/11
what is newcastles end game?their squad is shit, they have shit 10 game periods but still crawl into the topthat won't work much longer.... whats the next move?
>>151766960>Newcastle sell Isak to Liverpool, ends up crocked>Brentford sell Wissa to Newcastle, ends up crockedNow who sells who to Brenford and ends up crocked?
>>151766933I don't get that mindset to be honest. Newcastle aren't going to win the fucking champions league. Is Howe just banking that during the second half of the season they can go on a run and do a late push for European places?
>>151766873They did win the world cup in '66.
>>151766966they need to just break FFP and take the points deduction/transfer banthey can't get anybody top quality into the squad with their penny pinching
need to take a shit but its 5 more minutes
>>151767000>they need to just break FFP and take the points deduction/transfer banYes, because that worked for Forest and Everton.
>>151767024what's the alternative?arsenal got back up top by spending massive amounts of money
Souček has incredible peasant face. He would have been an incredible serf 1300 years ago
>>151767037>ArsenalThat isn't even a worthwhile comparison.
>>151767024>Yes, because that worked for ForestIt did?
>PAQUETA
>Time wasting against SandcastleKarma's a bitch
>>151767062That was sarcasm. Forest were only saved by the bottom 3 that year (2023/24) being beyond dogshit.
this fucking pathetic display of time wasting by west ham
paqueta wasteman
need a webm of that comedic shove
kek
>Paqueta yellowNothing suspicious about that no sir
Wow Pope is fucking shite
Abysmal
Ohnonono
fucking bring in ramsdale next game. pope was shit
>english goalkeeping
>faecesfortress
a goal a minute over extra time
>>151767106He should be given a yellow at the start of every game for being a bitch
dire
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST END THE GAME
var for what
>>151767128no match fixing must carry on
game finally ends at 99:28 fucking hell
4 minutes over extra time lolnothing suspicious
A couple of inches and this game is a 4-1 which is a criminal performance from Newcastle
Westernerchads we stay winning
>12 points from 10 gamesHow long til Eddie Meme gets the hacksaw treatment?
shearer looking like a slapped arse
>first home win since the end of February
>>151767172Even Sunderland are above them in the table.
>>151765342god bless the hammers
