gay loser bird edition lmao
anime
Raiders giants chiefs Texans free money parlay
>>151766139betrayed by their own stadium wall pottery
>>151766139I lost 20 CAD it's over
>O2.5 @ -125
Texans -1.5 @ -110Bills +110
>>151766392i'm seething right now.
>>151766459Bills are getting smoked
>>151766459degen attd w/ boost
>>151766459>>151767727propsJosh Allen (BUF) Over 42.5 Total Rushing Yards Michael Pittman Jr. (IND) Over 55.5 Total Receiving Yards Jonathan Taylor (IND) Under 97.5 Total Rushing Yards
bet on 5 matches, either BTTS or the over and they are all going to finish 0-0
cbb evan miya model picks
>>151767727>Have Montgomery, Gibbs, Jamo, and Amon-Ra >Laporta just refuses to go down at the one and scores>Theo Johnson does the exact same thing when I have Tyrone TracyTE's screw me over every week and I never learn to actually take them.
alec pierce over was set at 46.5. i played it safe and took 40+ and he's got 64 on the first drive.
Titans
>>151769360i betted pit +3.5
>>151767727just need hendersons bum ass to get one now
>Had Chase instead of Higgins>Packers offense getting shutout>Kimani Vidal sniped by a defensive lineman playing FB>Kittle>Fell for the Rome Odunze meme for the 4th week in a row>Patriots still hate Henderson enough to give the 4th string RB priority over him>Lions offense getting worked over>Bijan and Warren useless for the 2nd week in a row>I bet on J.K. Dobbins for some god-forsaken reason againNeed 2nd half miracles everywhere. Nothing is even close.
>>151772362nfl is such a big market its near impossible to beatsame as eu soccer fags that bet only UCL/EPL and get smoked
>>151772481ATTD bets in prime time games have been okay so far this year but I get absolutely smoked on Sunday afternoons. You would think at least one bet would fall my way just out of the sheer volume week by week but it just never happens.>Tucker Kraft outOf course
It's trap game week. Middle of the season is like this cause they can fudge the win totals
Jacksonville is -1.5 against the Raiders. Before I place this bet, what am I missing? Is someone not playing for Jacksonville? Las Vegas is one of the worst teams in the league.
>>151772990It's a raider spot. Bowers is back and they're off the bye at home. They also play broncos next week on Thursday night so they need so hype. Bad teams need wins as much as good teams need losses
>>151773039you think the over maybe?
>>151772990word is trevor is unironically playing sicktook raiders +2.5
>>151773155I would just take raiders
travis kelce over 43.5 receiving yards @ 1.90
>>151766139Those gay loser birds made me like a hundreds bucks last night. Coincidentally that's just enough to cover the beer I'll drown my sorrows with.
>>151774816bet365 is extra jewish and limited me to like $2.50 a betnice hits tho
Keon Coleman First Touchdown Scorer +1900 trust me
Packers played in browns coded uniforms and lost after losing to the all brown browns lol I should've looked at the uniforms this week
>>151774301looks like a stinker
Think I've taken enough of a break. Going with Rybakina to beat Swiatek @2.25 and Anisimova to beat Keys @1.4 tomorrow. Surprised about the odds for Anisimova. Thought she would be a bigger favourite. It's pretty clear Keys hasn't really been playing recent months due to wrist problems. Wouldn't even have qualified if she hadn't won AO. Seems to have shown up to collect some prize money. Would be surprised if this is anything but a convincing 2-0 for Anisimova which means that Keys will randomly win this now.
>>151776712getting smellier by the down
Dem raiders
Won $1200 off $200 bears moneyline after winning $1100 at blackjack last night not a bad weekend
NCAAF UNLV Rebels () -5.5 Point Spread NCAAF UFL @ UK Under 45.5 Total NCAAF CHARLT @ ECU Over 55.5 Total NCAAF Akron Zips () -10.0 Point Spread
Etienne was my last shot at a win today and those goal line failures just sealed my fate.
Next week I have guaranteed money 4u nflers
Broncos are winning the owl
>Tory Horton x2>JSN wide fucking open but Darnold launches it to the backup TE in double coverage for a TDEasily going 0-20. What a day.
losers couldnt cash out on fanduel yesterday and the seethe on twitter is funny. amazing how many people think cashing out big parlays with one or two legs left is a profitable strat.
I wanted to post but there was no thread, i made a thread and this american comes again and makes a new one, spams his ameritard "panthers +3.5" shit, and takes over an already made thread. So it doesn't matter who makes it first now? We can only have threads made by the bowl of lard? He actually thinks he's the admin of this general
Oh yeah, he "allowed" me to make a thread when he didn't feel like it. You allowed me? Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>151776873Rybakina destroyed Swiatek after the first set. Only lost a single game. Last set was a bagel. I had the first set in mind first since Rybakina tends to drop her level as the match goes on. Thankfully I went with the regular ML instead. Let's see if Anisimova can beat a rusty Keys now.
CBB: Murray St/Omaha O151.5
>>151790821>>151790839ya seethe?
>>151791023You prick
iga fucked me gg
>>151790893I took royer ML
>>151791087Think Norrie wins but not touching that match. So good luck with Royer.
>>151766139I had the Bengals +2.5 and +3.5. A field goal at the end would only put the Bears up 2. Just about any outcome is good for me, then the bullshit happens. Happened to me in the Cal/Virginia game too, had Cal +6.5. To get to even, I bet big on the Chiefs. Fuck me. I liquidate every position, long term and short(including a to be traded bet for Jaelen Phillips that hit this morning, fuck me) and put it on the SeaHawks. I cash out when they're up 14-0, then get tilted moments later when they're slaughtering the commanders. To get back this imagined loss, I bet midgame on the SJ Sharks, fuck me. Either wanting to be out of this hell or near even, I bet just about everything Anisimova and a smaller bet on Rybakina. Anisimova drops all the way down to 19% win probability before coming back, I nearly died. Thanks for reading my blog. What's a good bet for tonight?
>>151791869Vitality @1.64 in counter strike
I reckon Sunderland are going to win against Everton tonight. 3.00 on betfair
>>151790893Anisimova thankfully woke up and got the 2-1 win. Was starting to look ugly. Picks for tomorrow coming later.
based gdansk winning my bet at the last possible second. can't believe it took that long.
>>151791869I’m going to need your football bets for this weekend so I can fade you
>>151791869Win it all back with Ravens Texans Bucs parlay
>>151792610Tonight I have Cowboys -3.5 and Over on 52.5 points. Also, ATTD and FTD for Jake Ferguson. I'm betting on less games this week, hopefully.
>>151792711bluekwabs
fuck hammarby
Texans are free moneyRams are free moneyColts are free moneyBroncos-9 is free money Ravens are free money Packers are free money Giants are free money Steelers are free money Jets are free money
12-6-1 to start the month. Up 5.3 units. Got a bunch of plays tonight. >[NBA] TWolves-Nets o226.5Interconference over >220. 2 over teams.>[NBA] Wizards +12.5Bounce-back at home, coming off 15+ point loss.>[NBA] Heat-Clippers o226.5Interconference over >220. 2 over teams.>[NHL] Predators ML3rd straight road game for Canucks. Short money home favs.>[NCAAB] Bethune Cookman +24.5Auburn new coach, only 1 returning player. Overvalued.>[NCAAB] Arizona +3.5Home dogs. Florida championship hangover?>[NCAAB] Quinnipiac +26.5Spread too large. Backdoor wide open.>[NFL] Cowboys -3Bounce-back at home coming off 17+ point loss.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>151791869How do you arrive at your picks? Are you using actual long term data/trends? Or are you just using "gut instinct"? My cardinal rule for handicapping is: you're not betting on a team, you're betting on a number. Every other rule should follow from that cardinal rule.For instance, you took the Chiefs over the Bills, even though the trend of Chiefs losing against Bills in the regular season has been well established. It was also a short dog at home, and the dog was the team with the better record.
>>151793648I was betting on the Bills defense being more ass than it was yesterday. Mahomes wins that game 7 out of 10 times, he was just anus yesterday. As for the Bengals, their offense is near unstoppable and Caleb looked bad last week, so I didn't think he'd drop 47. I took Cal +6.5 because Virginia has played a lot of mid teams to close games, so mostly about the points. I also had Chargers -9.5 but the Titans got two random non offensive TDs. I'm not claiming to be Ace Rothstein, but I got fucked hard this week.
>>151793952>I also had Chargers -9.5 but the Titans got two random non offensive TDs.My titties almost won that game. Titansense was right on the spread. Maybe they win if they don't kwab on the 1
>>151793952>Mahomes wins that game 7 out of 10 timesMahomes is literally 0-5 against the Bills in regular season. You're just betting on "gut instincts". You will lose money this way.
>>1517768732 out of 2 wins. Already talked about both matches.Picks for Tuesday:Dzumhur to beat Korda @3.8Sabalenka to win the second set against Pegula @1.35Gorgodze to beat Avanesyan @2
>>151794762Okay. What do you think about tonight's game then? Get it on record before the game actually happens.
>>151794954These are my picks >>151793490
>>151794963Locked em in. Let me make you some bread too.Dallas @ Houston over 224.5.
Falcons VILL upset the Colts.
>>151795172>Dallas @ Houston over 224.5.Idk man. Mavs don't even have a PG. They have Cooper Flagg running point. They struggle to score (108 ppg). I only like taking overs in inter-conference games. So, notice how the Mavs are 2-4 to the over, and their two overs were against Indy and Toronto. Both inter-conference games. All their Western Conference games have gone under. I suspect it's because of unfamiliarity.
>>151795476>Indy and Toronto.I meant Pistons, not Indy.
NFL Dallas Cowboys () -3.5 Point Spread NFL George Pickens (DAL) Over 0.5 Total Touchdowns
>>151795503>NFL Dallas Cowboys () -3.5 Point SpreadYou could've gotten it at -3 this morning. That hook looms large.
CBB: Youngstown St +14.5 CBB: BYU -8.5 CBB: Michigan/Oakland O156.5 CBB: Cleveland St/Loyola O149.5
>>151795476Yeah, the Rockets would definitely have to do the heavy lifting. The rockets lowest total this year is 226 though, and they lead the league in ppg. If both team hit their averages, it's a win.
Of course the one fucking time i put Ryan rollins over in a parlay he suddenly becomes mentally deficient
>Cowboys defensive TD of all things>Bam Knight can't get that extra yard multiple timesNot like this. Please.
If the Washington Wizards can pull some magic out of their ass I will be very... very rich
melbo cup? half yours was free money
>>1518001203&4 lost. doubt i'm getting any free money to blow this time.
>>1518007365 lost. no monies today.
bayern +0 @ 1.90
cuomo totally beats mamdani today in the election
>>15176895911-8nothing on the board today but taking Oregon -12 and have Duke -7.5
Live-betting is the way to go for Basketball
>Early signs from Nower’s research in New Jersey suggest that people who engage in sports betting appear to develop gambling problems at particularly high rates and are at higher risk for mental health and substance use problems compared with other kinds of gamblers. About 14% of sports bettors reported thoughts of suicide and 10% said they had made a suicide attempt, she and colleagues found in one New Jersey study
>>151803031juice actually is not healthy. too much sugar.
>>151802816nfl is impossible
>>151803129I've been 8/8 this year already my only sketchy pick there is the packers im flip flopping on whether they can beat the eagles without Kraft
>>151766139
Real Madrid and Bayern are free money today
>>151803185i still bet it some but just enough to get a little actionthe lines are too good for me NBA/CBB/CFB/MLB/NHL are all way easier and i make some moneysoccer and nfl are aids
>>151803412European night Anfield lmao
need a voluntari goal
thinking raiders cover or straight up beat Denver. Denver cant cover tight ends and they have to play Kansas city next week so they can get an easy loss out of the way here and reconfigure for kc
anyone else like bristol-blackburn O2.5?
>>151803005adding alcorn state +27.5 and NJIT +15.5
>>151803505Loooooooool my cousin scored
Colts got sauce Gardner I hope you all put a suicide stack on them when I was talking about them at +8000
>>151804819>Daniel Jones
>>151804819clits would be one of the biggest surprises in league history and it would further embarrass the gnats so i cant rule it out but im still pretty sure theyre doing a steven austin vs the rock thing with iggs and chefs so thats where most of my money is going
>>151803505they are usually nonconsensual. good luck
>>1517934904-4 yesterday (-0.29 units)16-10-1 in November (+5.08 units)Let's smash those bookies>[NBA] Raptors -4.5Bucks on b2b w/ travel after buzzer beater against heated rivals. Let down spot.>[NBA] Hornets-Pels o236.5Interconference over >220. 2 over teams.>[NCAAB] East Carolina -6.5Better offense. Better defense. Home opener.>[NCAAB] Nicholls St. +30.5Backdoor wide open.>[NHL] Stars MLOilers on b2b. Stars home rest advantage. Short spread.>[NCAAF] Massachusetts +10Value play.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>151805313on nicholis as wellgot akron at -10 >>151779117
>>151804945>>151804851Jim irsay just died. His daughter is running the team. Dannys giants teammate saquon just got won the owl after leaving the giants. They have many storylines and a homegrown American team like indy is exactly what the league needs to be profitable in the current racial climate. It would be silly to not rate them rn
napoli and frankfurt slurping
>>151805383name 3 good teams they have beat this year
>>151805572My bronkiesThe healthy chargers The rams before adonai Mitchell gave away 14 points so the rams could win off a walk off tutu atwell tuddy lol
RM MLBAYERN MLTOTTENHAM ML
>>151794894Dzumhur started strong but ultimately lost 2-1. Sabalenka won 2-1 but of course had to lose the second set. Went with that in case she needs some time to wake up. Need to stop being overly complicated sometimes. A simple Sabalenka ML would have worked. Don't regret the Dzumhur play for these odds. At least Gorgodze won. Avanesyan got destroyed. Very clearly rusty. Been inactive for long stretches of the year and just started playing again.Posting some stuff for tomorrow later.
Liverpool/Real Madrid O3.5 +105 @ 1UPSV/Olympiakos O.75 Goals First 30 -110 @ 1.1U
VAR out in force already
>>151766139please make a new thread with a different OP so I can stop being reminded of my Jays
>>151779117NCAAF FIU @ MTNST Under 51.5 Total
>>151807206There's like 50 different post match interviews with players complaining about the ref for the liverpool real madrid match. That should tell you everything about what a cunt he is.
>>151807377>>151779117NCAAF KENEST @ NMXST Under 52.5 Total
>>151807898if they meant it they would walk off the field, whatever the consequences. the players are in on it. dont be fooled.