KO: 4:30pm UKMAN CITY: Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O’Reilly; Gonzalez, Silva (c); Foden, Cherki, Doku; Haaland.>SUBS: Trafford, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Marmoush, Rodri, Ait-Nouri, Savinho, Lewis.BOURNEMOUTH: Petrovic; Jimenez, Diakite, Senesi, Truffert; Scott, Adams, Brooks (c); Tavernier, Semenyo; Kroupi.>SUBS: Dennis, Christie, Kluivert, Cook, Gannon-Doak, Adli, Evanilson, Smith, Milosavljevic.
I’m a bit worried by 2 things:>1) Arsenal might unironically win the league this season, at a canter. Like by 10-15 points. If City drop points today that could be it, league over.>2) I’m increasingly finding myself more attracted to non-white women like pic rel (Hispanics), and South East Asians/Japanese
anime
haalands girlfriend texting bellingham to come over x
hattrick or threat!
GWAAAAAAAAN HAAAALLLLAAAAANNDDD
up the cherries
so, are manchester city any good this season?
>>151767200No they're crap except for Haaland, they just grinded some points against the crappier teams.
>>1517672002nd best team in the leaguethey're better than liverpool
Why do Sky insist on using that dumb blonde woman? Even by woman standards she says absolutely fuck all
>>151767366that's a vague description but it might be kenny dalglish's daughter
CUM ON CITEH
for me, it's emma jones (leeds reporter)
>>151767366She’s an ex-England international. Show some respect.
>>151767454Are they Real or fake?
>>151767464>Can't tell the differenceDidn't realise we had virgins in our midst
>>1517673472nd best after bournemouth
>>151767448biki <3
Why are Man Ciry expanding their current capacity when they can't even sell out their ground now?
>>151767454baton relieving unit
LETS GOOOOO
>>151767473the anime posters should have been a tell-tale sign
kek city on the ropes within a minute
poopi
What is Haaland's skin color?
City look like Emery-era Arsenal
>>151767515Fenno-mongolian.
>>151767448>>151767200all these anime bitches are gonna be banned thanks to Queer Starmer, supreme emperor of world's internet space
Rodri not starting?
>>151767490to explain why the match day revenues will triple up
cheaty begging for a pen
>>151767490looks full to me, also i believe some are protesting the sudan nigger killing
How come Bournemouth are so good?
>>151767553Not fit
at first I was afraidI was Petrović
>>151767640Assembled a team and manager quickly before the shit 6 can pick them off and use them as bench players or fire them from their job after 10 games because their deluded fan base thinks they are better than they actually are and are impatient with it
Can't believe I've put fifty quid on these city cunts to win today, absolutely useless faggots.
>visit Abu Dhabi adsNot really an appropriate time for ads like that is it?
>C.P. CompanyNO THANK YOU, SHEIKH. YOU CAN KEEP THAT!
>washed out Bernardo and that nico shitter in the middlePep has truly lost it.
>CP Company advertsbased and effay pilled
there we go
>>151767682lol
what did he mean by that?
>Mememouth
>high line against haalandwhy does everybody always do this
OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE
haaland he is robotic he is a machine
>>151767710>nico shitter in the middlelol
>>151767710He's given up IMO. He literally just relies on Haaland and hopes the other 10 don't fuck up.
exceptional timing by the beeb
nico gonzales made that goal
You niggas told me Haaland was already washed & trash
Haaland deserved the Ballon d'Or instead of Messi
>>151767765this is what the messi fans told me
grim
>>151767765>25 goals already this season>at the start of NovemberWhoever the fuck told you that isn't very bright
>>151767765Which black person told you that?
>>151767786I assume they were *yuck* Brown people
>>151767493>>>/brit/
Bournemouth's RB looks identical to Craig Gardener it's really disconcerting
c h e r r i e s
>donner bumma
OH NO NO NO, PEP BROS
>>151767760>Brits get football commentary from middle easterners Wild>>151767750He seems totally out of ideas on how to improve the team. Every new signing besides herlingzz is a total flop the guys he relied on are old, injured or gone.Sad to see a pep team completely incapable of high pressing.
of course
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO V
>citeh
>Gijew donerummah
>conceding corners embarrassing
>save me ref, save me varutterly grim
>donna kebab
>Tfw you told everyone Donnarumma was shite
comeback is on
HELD HIS ARM
1-1 TO THE ARSENAL
>only the captain can talk to the ref
>>151767741>>151767723Lol
>Dumbabummer
>>151767864shouldnt have pushed him first
they love to bitch at the ref
pep dripped in cp company
era
I think Iraola will replace Pep at City anyways
THATS A PEN REF
Is the officiating always this bad in this sport?
send city off for crowding the ref
115 getting desperate lmao
Damn, soccer players sure do know how to bitch & cry
>>151767929yes its usually rigged
>>151767936so when are they gonna get punished about this shit?
So you are allowed to block the ball with your hand if it bounces off your thigh?
holy shit city literally crying at every non foul and throwing themselves to the floordesperate times
KEEPER HAND BALLED IT!!! PENALTY. PENALTY TO CITY.
>>151767953yeah because it's unpredictable
how the fuck is this not a pen
>>151767920A basque fraud replacing a catalan fraud, I can see it.
>arselel might actually win this yearbros I'm scared
>>151767966because this is not lazy ass greece
fucking monster
>>151767929Yes, but the PL is particularly terrible. Everyone thinks the refs are out to get them, but they're mostly just shit and only actually rig for Liverpool.
>>151767873lol ?
>>151767973Liverpool will win again
HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND
>>151767929Yes and it's worse when Arsenal are playing. They are allowed to openly cheat because they're a club for brown people who love gay sex (hence the name)
ANNUDA
THE OGRE IS BACK
grim defending
haaland hatty incoming
petrobitch
lmao
FC Haaland
Why don't more teams just have a designated cherry picker like Haaland? Seems to work pretty well
Cherki
Bournemouth's goalie is shit
NAH WHAT WAS THAT
Cherki has been hitting the training grounds hard, he's actually enabling Haaland better than prime KDB all of a sudden
>2 guys can't do the same thing Haalingz has done twice in the past half hourtruly the special one
yikes
the manager who said "the harry kane team" a few years ago is suddenly managing the haaland team
Kek
>>151768044I wonder what her spit tastes like
RIP Jota
Death exists guys!!!!! Stop trying to enjoy a game of football.DEATHDEATH EXISTS GUYS
O'reilly sideshow Mel looking ahh mutt
>the absolute state of that defense what the fuck is wrong with them?
>broccoli head mystery meat can't score on a open goalGame's gone
>>151768076scared
Is Bournemouth's defense hungover?
>>151768058maccas
>>151768071lol
>>151768071that's crazy, I am hearing this for the very first time
nico is actually better than rodri
all hail Cherki
>>151768071usually the 'cord has more subtly than this
what happened to jota?
BUCK STATUS
>>151768122BROKEN
>>151768100Lol>Tap in merchant thinking he can just loop it over the keeperStick to the basics, haaland.
That's one soft as nigga
>>151768052What happens if he gets injured?
>>151768088Mmm, mcspit in my mouth
>>151768114Fireball
>>151767464>>151767473It’s near-impossible to tell the difference between large naturals and a well-sculptured, tastefully done set of bolt-ons
>>151768052usa commentary just got window ths
spray some deep heat on his arse he'll be fine
cp company
>city demand foul>ref blows for foul
>>151768144Unironically my GFs tits grow if I've given a good seeing to a few times in a week. Think it must be a hormonal thing.
city's would be in the relegation zone without the ogre.
The absolute state of "men"s football players
Fucking love CP lads, really enjoyed watching CP yesterday afternoon. Made me so excited and aroused :)
haaland makes premier league defenders look the same way Gyokeres made Portuguese defenders look
>>151768204MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>wear shinpads without ankle protection >Roll on the ground over a light touch Footballers are retarded.
>>151768204Remember when Pokémon Go was a thing and normal people were heavily googling "how to get more CP"
>>151768225What? CP beat Brentford 2-0 yesterday. I was excited and aroused by their performance.
fodens teeth
>>151768236It's also the name of the currency in call of duty. im starting to suspect a conspiracy to normalise the term to make life easier for nonces.
>>151768247I thought CP was injured?
the twink fell
diving cheats
Zesty dive
etihad only gets loud when they're complaining
>no cornerlol
S-slags?
you can't afford CP Company
75% of 135 participants
Trying to watch Man City blast Bonermouth why are you guys talking about other things?
>>151768388I hate football
you just know haalando bitched and moaned to pep to set up the team for him exclusively
HAALAND
/ourguy/ Sv3rige DISMANTLES and DESTROYS Slavling Cuckland!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcTVywGvbsManchester City are surely FINISHED and BANKRUPT after this EPIC TAKEDOWN of their talisman!
>>151768183I believe you
>>151768449>he doesn't even gone off raw meat>he's a cuckclassic school shoot3rige
>>151768449is that guy still going?
>citys twitter halftime stream is 3 white british chapsIs this legal? Have they been /ourguys/ all along?
>>151768449Why do retards get such following on the internet?
>>151766814based
>>151768472Why does she have two sets of eyebrows?
>>151768505>>151766814Based because of point 1) or point 2)?
>>151768540both :^)
Gonna post some Tessa Fowler webms in the 2nd half, but only if Bournemouth score again
mr etihad scored
>>151768549im trying to become more discerning when it comes to titsare these tits real or fake?they look like implants to me, but i could be wrong. what do you guys think?
semen, yo
>>151768568Jerked off to her the other day. WIsh I could find more recent videos though 2bh.
so is cherki basically the steal of the century. cant believe they got him for less than 40 millions
some empty etihad seats
>>151768331Similar to anfield that way
>>151768592Fake. If they look solid, they're usually fake. If you touch them they're noticably cold too.
>>151768524she has 3 though
>>151768592theyre decent fakes lad
>>151768630>so is cherki basically the steal of the centuryno. he's managed a total of 90 minutes of football in the PL this season before this match.
>>151766814Arsenal's tactics will work until the refs clamp down on the blocking in set pieces. Every year they take advantage of something refs don't usually call and every year they go to shit when they wake up and start giving the fouls. Without the protection from the referees it's impossible to defend against their tactics>position your defenders to stop them blocking the keeper >you no longer have enough players to mark everyone so the ball goes to an open player>position your defenders to mark as normal>keeper gets blocked and something that would be a trivial save goes in as a result
>>151768714yeah it's essentially this. at some point the PL higher ups realised that a lot of "big games" (read: arsenal matches) would be boring 0-0s that don't actually impact the title race in an exciting way that demands eyes on the product, so they loosened the laws around physicality on the goalkeeper.
>Poopi
I would appreciate it if Bournemouth scored at least another goal here, ideally two - and without a response from city.
>chileANO
>>151768629She basically went AWOL 2.5 years ago.Still has an OF (which, bizarrely, still has subscribers) but she hasn’t posted an update since 2023.Loads of theories on SimpCity about what happened to her. Mental health? Pregnant? Went lesbian? Moved to Dubai?Someone on /hr/ claims to have worked with her in a boring corporate job, and to have conversed with her via a Microsoft Teams video call, last year but probably bullshit.
>>151768714save me refs
didn't click, get fucked mate
>>151768549who?
how is that pedophile not permanently banned
>>151768768they didnt loosen the laws, they just dont call them
Has he wet himself?
OGRE
MUTT MUTT MUTT MUTT
that was cold as fuck. bournemouth are a meme confirmed
OREILY AUTO PARTS LETS GOOO
LA CREATURA
Petrobitch got blacked
What part of my country is muttreilly from?
>Bournmeme
>leaving o'reilly all that spacecriminal
>>151768892ohio
>>151768892Bawston
>>151768805I mean, they're literally cheating
whos the blonde
>>151768897This vid makes no sense
>>151768892literally looks like someone from los angeles
I would appreciate it if Bournemouth scored at least another two goals here, ideally three - and without a response from city.
>>151768892Jamaica
is o'reily irish
come on Bournemouth
use promo code FODEN to get 20% off turkish teeth
>>151768949I would respectfully disagree and say no to that
if semen scores i win 7000
These cherries have no pip in them
>>151768928Standing in place isnt cheating.
You always the feeling city can lose the game at any moment.
Is the City stadium always so quiet? I can hear the distinct shouts from the players like during corona
>grammartugal
>>151769144It's called the Emptyhad for a reason. Man City is a profit sheet, not a club.
>2 ASSISTS TODAYHoly cringe
Does anyone else think players like Matheus nuñes, nico gonzales, reinders, savihno, and rico leweis are not man city caliber players and just dang average? I mean thats half the fucking team. City has no bench this season and hell even 1 or 2 on the starting 11 are dang bang buck average championship level players. Thats the fucking problem and thats why we are not running away with the league as we should. Theres no way we beat liverpool and arsenal this season with this shit for brain players.
>>151769169every club is a registered business, mong
>>151769127You also always get the feeling that city can win the league in any season.
>>151769209I appreciate you proving my point.
>>151769208nah Nico is legit
>>151769241no i did not
>>151769208>weShut up yank, you've never even been to Manchester
>>151769278You did, by virtue of your flag.
>>151769267Did u just see how savihno lost the fucking ball after haaland made a great play? Thats the shit im talking about half these players are shit and sometimes we cant tell theyre shit because haaland scoring hat tricks every game covers for them.
>>151769305silly man
>>151769300He's /lifelong/ his childhood heroes were Nicky Weaver and Shaun Goater
>>151769300Good on him its a dump
>>151769331keep cheering for the slaver oil money, mr foreigner!
>>151769212No you don't. They can't defend, can't press, can't hold the opponent inside their own box for 70% of the game, players have no creativity, stale possession, donnaruma is pretty shit. They have a ton of problems and will struggle to finish top 3
>>151769326I’d replace Nico Rodriguez with Oscar Bobb desu
>>151769300I have and even if i hadnt it doesnt fucking matter half of these players would struggle to play in championship. We brought in a bunch of shitters and good luck getting rid of them now. I think pep just doesnt care about the league anymore and since he leaves after next year hes just trying to fluke 1 last champions league before he leaves.
>>151768937looks cute tho
>>151769300He tried but trains were delayed.
Reindeer is fucking awful
>>151769353you do realise that every club sees its fans as customers at the end of the day
>>151769326>>151769433also Rayan ait nouricriminal player
Wtf is this suicidal defending by Bournemouth
haaland cucked out of a hatty
>>151769433Another flop no one talks about
>>151769391>>151769326>>151769208Wild timeline when americans can actually interpret the game better than some euros.
>>151769436>me, a brown belgian who started cheering for man city once kdb joined them, is exactly the same as the lad from Norwich whose support of Norwich can be traced back 100 years through the paternal linekek
savinho is so fucking shit, always the wrong rhythm
>>151769513Big up the Nodge
>They have a ton of problems and will struggle to finish top 3these people want to be taken seriously btw
>>151769513100 years a loyal customer
>>151769513I live in Norwich. It's shit.
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL SAVINHO
>>151769433>you now remember the media sucking him off after they thumped wolves
>>151769565It used to be good in the 2000s, but now it's full of tat shops, vape shops and trannies
>>151769575>>151769531>slows down on a break>speeds up when it's 3 defenders he can't get past
>>151769613is he gakpo in disguise?
>>151769487Thank you my portugese friend. I will be rooting for portugal next year in the world cup like I always do. Your team is actually quite stacked and as long as the coach limits ronaldos play time I believe you can go all the way
what kind of mystery meat is orreily, serious question
>>151769721jamaican apparently
>>151769391The league had a quiet word with the arabs and told them to ease off winning and they'd let the charges slide
Wtf is up with this cringy announcer
>>151769695Yet another based take.
>>151769731A digital ID could have prevented this.
>>151769649Gakpo is tall and somewhat strongSavinho gets pushed around
>>151769721All the England men’s team will have this ethnically ambiguous look within 5-10 yearsThe women’s team remains 95% white
>>151769807gakpo wins zero headers and zero duels
GOOOOOOOL SAVINHO APOLOGISE
>>151769731Good thing gov can now spend those extra weekly 350M pounds they saved by leaving EU!
>>151769833to think we almost sold him to Tottenham…
Jesus christ Bournemouth defense is ao shitGotta say Cherki is class
>>151769829>England men’s teamnot just England
>>151769721Caribbean-white, very common, not really a mystery
FAO: the anon who I was discussing Tessa Fowler with earlier in the threadApparently she’s resurfaced and is returning to OF this week!
Jesus fucking christ Reijders cant score to save his mums life. Trophy for most overrated signing this year.
>>151769947source
>>151769731Good thing they've put wind farms off of Norfolk at the expense of 1bn to the tax payer that produce 4GW of free clean energy. Surely she'll have no energy bill at all, along with the entirety of the county.
>>151769947I bet she has bogged her face and done some surgery to her tits and it's going to be a disaster.
The people claiming that the league's not weak this year because all the weaker clubs are better should watch this game.Bournemouth were pony and they're 4th
>>151770682>The people claiming that the league's not weak this yearThey're just delusional Arsenal fans. Like when Liverpool tried to claim that the league was the strongest it had ever been last year kekIn reality, the league has been weak for the past 3 seasons since (and incluidng) 23/24.
