Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Denver Broncos. My Texies seem to have gotten their season back on the rails. Broncos just murdered Crap Poopscott, kek. I honestly thought Bo Nix sucked in college. Spread is coin flip, so this will be a very comfy game.As Homer Simpson would say "Aww, the Denver Broncos?" Early thread cause I'm bored. Kickoff in 45 bings
Lets fucking go
Hell yeah Texiebros.Either we score a defensive TD and win by 10+ or we lose by 20.
also, for legal reasons, next week's thread will be my last with a Portuguese flag for a while. Need to go to Washington...
Bo Nix
>>151768189shit teams
need stream plz
>>151768731Just turn on fox lil nigga
San Antonio has checked in
>>151768711Jeet dubs
>>151768782Welcome in fren
>>151768794Hello fren!!! Have you made your Texans themed wing joint yet?
>>151768827Kek was literally talking about this with my fiancée yesterday when we were at the beach
>>151768862Based, Portugal having a Texans fan base would be awesome
Streaming for anons + VC opendiscord.gg/cleanitupjanny
Twenty buckaroos on my buncos winning
It's all about the sack differential today
Hey texiebros
It's all about 1 yard rushes.
TEXIE BROSSERIOUS QUESTION IS CEEJ HIM?
Pick incoming
>>151769282yes
>>151769282Yes. Based and Christpilled
How is that not a flag?
>>151769355Checked. Fag incoming.
>nfl kickers
Pineapple bros…
SACK ALLAN
All that for nothin
>>151769355u're mother is a flag
PRO KICKERS ROKICKERS
When will that faggot demeco stop assuming kaimi is an automatic 3 points? Texans need to be aggressive
>>151769446>texans need to be aggressive on 4th and 14damn calm down bro
>>151769446Bro they went for it on 4&2, 4&14 seems rather reasonable time to kick
>>151769480>>151769516my bad, lads. This stream is an hour behind
>>151769577understandable my man
>blocked0-0 kino incoming
Wow you never see kicks get blocked nowadays
My Texies (:
Fuck I knew this game was going to be low scoring
BASED special team play
BLOCKED
Wyf is happening? I'm pooping right now.
>special teams bailing out the pineapple Ahem,My Texies :)
If Dell were alive, seejay would drop a 60 yard dragon on the 1st drive
>will klutz
That Now You See Me movie looks STUPID
>>151769752Lutz is great though, one of the actual legitimate tickets in the league
SHULTZ
>singleton in coverageEVERY FUCKING TIME
Dalton looks great some weeks and bad others.
Broncos are so fucked without surtain
>>151769282he's good enough
Lmao what a hold
Is this gonna be a shitty game
Oh boy, time for 3 straight runs for 0 gain
>slam into the back of the line over and over and over againhahaha what the fuck is this playcalling
>broncos most penalized teamdamn didnt know yall was chill like that
Fuck you Nick Caley you stupid retard
I wonder if he knows you can run to the edge...
Yep, that's my shit texies oline
>texans false startsMany such cases
>pooston
Shoulda play actioned on 3rd
>>151769978
Lol they ran into a fucking wall 3 times in a row
What the fuck are these bo nix pictures
Defense playing well so far
>>151770088What's wrong with them?
>>151770015Sir, that is unnecessary.
>>151770030
>>151770103Tf is wrong with you
holy crap Lassiter is so good.
That’s my lil nigga Kamari
Bros, I'm starting to think this Bo Nix guy sucks
This D is relentless
>>151770232>Mo Dix
>>151770232Non-americans really don't understand football
>>151770134>Mein Houston >Blitz heavy defense>Shock and Aew offense
Oh shit they killed CJ.Rip my dude.
rip stroud
HEEM
>>151770235its a proper swordfight out there innit
Fuck you Denver
End of Texans seasons
NOOOOOOOOOO
Stroud dead
Holy shit CJ just got knocked into the shadow realm
>>151770232This t.bh
Fucking lawl
did he died?
>cant touch a qb even if he slides lateok sry
Mills mafia time
Well fuck! I hate Denver now
HEEM SLEEPY
there goes my money
>late slide caused thishe should've just stayed up
>get the first down like Bo>I JUS CAINT
>>151770294I am quite obviously American
Man that didnt even look bad Stroud is soft as fuck
It’s General Mills time
I keep saying just ban the feet-first slide and this sorta shit won't happen.
>>151770294newfag
>no flag since it was a late slide and the hit was to the chest
>they picked up the flagWtf why are YOUR reffies like this?
Shoulda slid sooner desu
Spaghetti game
We dem reffies
>>151770426Probably should because it doesnt seem to do what its designed to do
>Bo Nix is 0/5 for 0 yds
Offsetting penalties already don't make sense sometimes, they REALLY don't make sense if one of the penalties being offset usually comes with a loss of downs
DEI refcrew
>bo sux
>thro pix
INTERCEPTION
PEEEEEEEEEEEK
Yeah my Chiefs are winning this division
Ultimate comfy game. Too bad cj is dead
Why does it take Bo Nix at least 3 quarters for him to remember he is the starting QB
hahaha fuck you ponies
>>151770616We Mills Now(?)
PLEASE CEEJAY COME BACK THIS IS A WINNABLE GAME
>>151770641You fuck ponies?
It's funny that everyone's trying to shit on the broncos, obviously it ends with broncos 7-2
Texies win this
brain status?
>>151770637>sucked at auburn>sucked at OregonDon't know what to tell you
what awesome placement
>>151770675blo dix is having a flu game you retarded fucking Moroni
Nico my goat
>tho pixyeah mahomie is winning the division
Bros?
>>151770699soupy
>>151770718And? CJ Stroud is dead
>>151770712Thats what your mom said about my dick last night
>>151770751aryan Mills is better
what's his name again?
>>151770802Bit racial innit
yay 1st and Goal at the 1 again.3 straight runs for 0 yards incoming
>>151770751You forgot about the power of the neck
>>151770802And there it is
????What was that
cant make my mind up on riley moss is he good or not. his stats are good but whenever I watch him its not great
>texans redzone offenseCaley needs the firing squad
A lot of orange in the stands.
How do players know who's supposed to stay down after a play to get some time?
Bros are the texans cursed?
>>151770908Like half of Houston cares about the Texies, and that half only cares when they are in 1st place.
>>151770853He's a lowlight reel generator, gets picked on a lot more since he plays next to Surtain and no one want to toss it at him.He's alright outside of being burned bad a couple times a game.
>>151770908This is literally every game for us. The BoB era killed the fanbase and now we have a bunch of seatgeek parasites who buy the season tickets and sell them off. The stadium is also in the middle of nowhere. Until the Texies are dominant good, this is how it will look.
>>151770965Yes, are you new here? >>151770981That's why I love the team
>>151770802you were saying?
>>151771010what will you think when they build the new stadium in fucking Sealy or Willis?
Looks like it's gonna be a pineapple kind of game
>>151770965Nah, they just keep making bad front office choices. They have built good teams, but one way or another the front office got in the way.
>>151771010Really wish the stadium was downtown like minute maid and Toyota center. Downtown needs some life
I would imagine the kind of people that talk to AI on their phone lack an inner monologue
SUH SUH SUHSUH SUH SUHSUH SUH SUHGAR TOWN
>>151771056Or across the street from the Spurs new arena with a billion dollar revamp to make the Alamo Dome modern. The Texans name can follow them
>>151771070Kek I just remembered easterby
>>151770981Based
>>151771130there's no room there already. Gotta build further out.
Pineapple x2 btw
>>151771142Jesusterby... Definitely wasnt the 2nd coming haha
is it tight to live in houston?
>>151771215Who tf uses tight anymore?
>>151771056>>151771104Uniroincally needs to be somewhere along I-10. It’s the main lifeline of half the city and most of the wealthy types who would actually buy tickets.
STING
>>151771255guess you don't know things
IT'S STIIIIIIIIING
Sting says no thank you
stung...
>Pitre in coverage
>>151771331I used to know things, but then they changed what things meant, and what things means now frightens me.
>>151770897This.
its ogre
Sutton is so good
Calen Bullock fucked up
can't believe I saw a TD todayI want a refund
TORAINAH-SAN! TOUCHDOWNU!
gg'sIt's over.
>>151770965They have a 2 game winning streak against the Broncos right now so who knows
>>151771408What, you think there's something better than spamming running up the middle at 1 and goal?
Texies can never overcome a one point deficit
The sleeper has awaken.
>>151771215Yeah, lots of job opportunities and it’s inexpensive, but the city is also fucking huge and getting to one side from the other is a trip. Theres a saying that Houston is an hour and a half away from Houston.
>>151771445Don’t tell Caley, he might get ideas
>>151771474I thought Houston got jeeted? Or is that just parts?
>>151771523That's Austin
>>151771523there's quite a few jeets in houston, yeah. along with every other immigrant
Fucking love Sutton
oh I'm sorry, did you hit somebody in an NFL game? Can't have that.
>>151771523Nah, we are an oil/energy city.
How are you supposed to hit someone? It feels like every tackle is a penalty if they want to call it
>>151771584Why are they like this?
Denver is calling way less blitzes and Houston is calling a lot more basic offense now.
>>151771559I’ve almost never seen jeets. Lots of asians/mexicans/saudis but not jeets.
Mills looking nice
Mills is doing things!
If only PS2 was playing
>>151771661They're all down in sugar land
>>151771646We have our backup QB in, of course the offense is going to be basic.
>>151771661Sugar Land, Clear Lake are full of em.
>>151771661I just assume the guys that work in the gas stations are jeets
>>151771696>going to sugar land without a reasontheres your problem
A heckin draw? At this time of the game? At this part of the field?
>>151771761Nick Caley is just picking up where he left off
Just let Mills memechuck it all game
Torena-kun, the Texies are winning this game
>>151771791This, white CBs draw DPI flags all day
Texans dont have that dawg in them
I want more FGA for Kaimi. Let's kick it on first whenever we cross midfield.
>>151771739I used to work in sugar land. It's comfy there, some good bars and restaurants
>>151771854They do they just need to be let off da chain
Pineapple x3
>we got 2 niqqas counting pineapplesBasado
>>151771833
>>151771881I’m more of a west Houston guy, CityCentre is the bomb
>>151771888Trips of truth. Just wish they could figure out how to convert 1 yard
>>151771934How about no
>>151771888Checked and correct
is his name really bidet?
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>151772029PURE BLITZES
Is bo nix trying to be thro pix
>>151772073I'm afraid so
Can General Mills lead his men down the field to end the half?
>>151772073I'm frightened so.
God i hate sean payton so god damn much
>>151771924Pineapple counting is fun because it happens every single game in the brilliant Caley-ian offensive system
is CJ ded?
>>151772183Ya got concussed
>>151772183Yeah, gonorrhea
>>151772183He's just praying in the tent
>both teams are addicted to calling screen plays
>>151772183I'm afraid so
MOOF
what the fuck
This half will not end
>>151772183im spooked in that general direction
>>151772183I'm frightened so.
RECOVERED
what a retard, holy shit
Isn't Bandy always doing this?
>>151772277>white KRs
>>151772269Her smile and optimism?
Bo cannot win with these cats.
ALLEN DED
>allen dedits fucking over
Zach Allen dedthis is bad for the broncos
>>151772302Relax, pablo, there's still plenty of game left.
>>151772331>>151772312>>151772311This is what the bronkeks get for playing down to their competition all yearnow they'll be swept by the Chiefs and lose the AFCW
he'll walk it off
What the hell is mills doing
that's what they get for being dirty
Sack attack
Another cardiac pineapple!
Pineapple x4
>>151772394Yea but it was a nigger qb anon what can you expect?
Smoke break
>>151772295not very first rate right now
I swear neither of those last two field goals went in
>>151772368>playing down to competition>literally 2 of the best defenses in the nflwhy are queef fags like this?
>>151772467oh its in you just cant feel it
>>151772455Damn I could go for one right now. My girl won't let me ):
>>151772483Yeah I need a doink to feel it :(
>>151772488Weed legal or seen as ok over there?
>>151772482Yes, barely beating the New York Jets, and being blown out by the New York Giants for 3 quarters is barely beating the competition and playing down to them.Broncos by all intents and purposes should've been swept by New York.
>>151772467The league feels bad for us
>>151772511It's essentially legal to possess but the only way to get it is from gypsies or Arabs who might just rob you instead
We'd be leading 30-7 if we could just fucking score in the red zone
>>151772563>he doesn't have a friend from high school that went into a trade and still sells weed so he buys from foreigners ISHYGDDT
>>151772611Sorry that I didn't bring my friends here when I emigrated. I tried but they said no
>>151772651Then are they really even friends?
>>151772602Texans monkey paw. You can have an elite defense, but your offense will never complete redzone tuddies
>>151772602Scoring on the goal line Caley offense? Now you’re just being selfish
>>151772602Lol. Lmao, even
>>151772602we'd be winning if we weren't losing
>>151772674Thats fine, if you think about it we could have won a few games if the pineapple was elite, if we had a 99% accuracy elite kicker then we could be fine with a stale/bad offense.
Texiebros, I found an apple crisp soda at HEB the other day. Stuff tastes like carbonated apple juice and it’s really good.
>>151772773I miss me some HEB
>>151772838They have chinese food again but they keep putting the glazed chicken with white rice not fried rice...
Broncos come alive in the second half, this game is over
>blow nigs
>>151772906It really do be like that don't it
broncos are going to lose thanks to their shit special teams
Cyclones coming out to play footie
Texans are gonna lose. Am not from the future.
>>151772946They don't think it be like it is but it do
>Xmas commercials already
>>151772991I am from the future, mills is about to throw an interception.
I went to McDonalds to get a sodie pop yesterday and the cup didn’t have a monopoly piece on it >:(
Does it hurt to have a long neck?
This is the second time the Broncos have concussed CJ Stroud btw
>>151773031Yeah ive been experiencing that bs as well, fuck them
Schultz really sucks.KAIMI
I sure do love them field goals bros
>>151773003Beside football and food what does thanksgiving have?
Pineapple x5I’m going to need to make more pics
aww jeez 5 pineapples?
To meet single football milfs, are Target and the sports bar next to it the places to be?
it's a kaimi vs broncos game
>>151773178Beer
>>151773196Id imagine you would find one working at Sportclips. Think about it, usually hair stylist/cutter is a single mom and around sports all day so they are bound to absorb the information and at the bare minimum would be able to deal with it if not come to enjoy it with you.
Bros with a concussion, that means CJ is going to be out for next week as well
>>151773302It's changed since you moved. Its winecoolere now.
These behind the line of scrimmage plays never work out for the Broncos.
>>151773359We're gonna need twice as many field goals
>>151773359He shouldn't have tried to hero ball it.
Remember when it was leaked that CJ Gardener-Johnson was bitching about Jalen Pitre getting a contract? Now that bitch is still homeless
I mowed lawn and raked leaves and I can still watch almost half of the game if I wanted to
Imagine if our Texies won the Superb Owl just by having an elite defense and kicking nothing but FGs
>>151773468You're not even winning this game bro lol
>>151773468Im 100% for it
>>151773517D:
based toy story enjoyer
>>151773517I'm not on the roster for either of these teams though
>>151773517why you gotta be mean
>>151773196maybe, dick's and academy might work too
I guess we try for another FG and then bleed the clock for the game and tell the defense to just be good for the rest of the game
My fucking broncies suffering a spiritual loss punting there. Can't get a 1st with inches to go, ya ass dont deserve to win.
How the fuck are the broncos 6-2. They're fucking garbage
>>151773850broncies don't actually start playing until the 4th quarter
>>151773836We can commiserate
And you see why General Mills is the backup and not the starter
>>151773850Sean Payton and his buddies are overrated coaches + team will regularly not execute plays correctly
>>151773850Carried by our defense and PS2 is out
>coming out of a quarter needing to take a timeout because 12 men are on the field
>3-0 when losing after 3.HOW
>>151774163Anime protagonist syndrome
>>151773850They're basically the texans with a better offense. I'm honestly amazed we've led most of this game.
and just like that denver is back in it
>they doubted the broncos 4th quarter activation
IT'S COMEBACK TIME
Yeah we're gonna lose this game. Welp, it was a fun year boys.
Obligatory Houston secondary giving up on 4th
Texans will never overcome a tie game
Calen, what the fuck was that defense?
Broncos and their 4th quarter witchcraft
hella nutty 2pter, sick
Mayhaps Mills will do stuff, yes?
HOLY SHIT HOW DO THEY KEEPBDOING IT IN THE 4TH
Why can't they do this in the first 3 quarters of games
>broncos have to injure the opponent’s QB in order to win
>>151774289I would say its black magic but this shit is like god sent
>>151774315>happened in the 1st>blame it for the whole game when they led most of itwewlad
>Misll
>>151774378With a competent qb, Texies would certainly have more than 15 points
>>151774378The Chiefs would never have to rely on injuries broncuck
God Mills is so fucking bad
Whoever is calling plays on offense needs to be pulled apart by monster trucks in the astrodome.
>>151774498Many are saying this
>>151774460They rely on the refs instead, as has been empirically proven.
>Queefies already getting scared of the BroncosKek
>>151774460Yea they just suck on their own
Sting….
>>151774496He's not completely shit just needs a bit more experience. Nearly connected with both dragons just doesn't have a good connection with his receivers. It doesn't help that our offensive play calling is dogshit wrapped in catshit dunked in birdshit.
>>151774498it's me, I'm calling the plays
>>151774573>more experienceHe was the starter for two seasons
>>151774596forgot my pic
>>151774596Hold the ball as long as possible every offensive play except for obvious hurry up scenarios.
I love shooting ourselves in the foot
We’re veering close to another “what if” loss to be the best what if team in the league
I can't take this slop anymore bros
God fucking damn it
Bo is just not on it today
you now remember we missed a potentially game leading/winning FG and also got stopped on the goal line on 2 different drives
God, Sean Payton stopped calling some bullshit screens but won't run the ball again
This is such a semen slurper of a quarter with Davis Mills out there
Bo needs to thro another pix
elite punting contest desu
PUNT BOWL
kino punts
If this shit game goes to OT.....
>>151775099>15-15 tie
What a hit
>>151775099dont manifest that evil
>>151775128I'm afraid so
Broncos will lose. They're cursed for getting big headed for beating the trash Cowboys.
>>151775099A fate worse than hell
Honestly, I wouldn’t even really care if the Broncos just ended it here with a FG. Our offense isn’t going to do shit and I’d prefer to not play OT with this semen slurper game.
>>151775220>>151775099We should have tied against the Jags. And against these Broncos.
Checking in. Stroud is out?
>>151775291Yeah concussion
>>151775254Clots went down. Need this win to get back in the division
>>151775291Qb slide injury. Most retarded thing ever.
>>151775291Died, holocaust
>>151775291He died
>>151774612Recency of experience matters more than the sum of all experience.
>>151775311Offense can’t even get us to the Broncos side of the field for a FG
GETTING SCARED BUNCOS?????
Bo Nix bros....not like this....
Fucking brocnos and these heart attack games
Literally just huck arm punts four times in a row please
CAM ON MILLSSCORE SAM FACKING FIRST DOWNS
General Mills timeCan he lead his platoon to the promised land?
>they even have a Davis Mills graphic
Mills please just throw a pick six
>losing to a sub .500 team
>da flu
God this is so sad to watch
Goddamn this game fucking sucks to watch.
>>151770802most retarded post itt award goes to (You)
Has either team even had a first down in the past hour?
Guys im gonna have a heart attack.
PUT ME IN COACH
Fire totoo out of the fucking sun
>texshits defense
>>151775512
Auburn fired Hugh Freeze today. makes me think bo nix made a good choice leaving that program
We going to OT. Denver sucks ass
>>151775512IM READY TO PLAY
>>151775507I keep telling you not to use cheetos as a breading substitute
I bolieve
Nix is ELITE
YOU RACKA DISCIPRINU
>the one time nix gets to run it matters
There it is, just kill us
>>151775540Fuck no, this is it.
>>151775553Just according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)
FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>4th quarter Houston defenseevery fucking time. Fuck this dogshit team
If I’m Nick Caley, I’m watching roofs for snipers
DOINK
>The Broncos haven't played a team with a winning record in a month>they won't play a team with a winning record for another 2 weeks
Hang Nick Caley
CJ wins this game
NINJAAAAAAAAA
Kill everyone associated with the offense of this team. Then rape everyone on the defense for absolutely jobbing at the very end.
>>151775686>black qbs
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
STOP GIVING ME HEART ATTACKS BRONCOS
At least my Aggies and Spurs are guud...
Oh hooray the broncucks win another game they had no business winning because of retarded bullshit
On behalf on Houston, we apologize to any broncos fans that had to endure this semen slurper
>needed to injure our QBspiritual loss for Denver
BRONCOS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIEVES
ggs BroncosStroud wins this game unfortunately. This is just 2025 Texans sadly.
Every Broncos game is a by the seat of your pants shitfest until they somehow win
Definitely never in doubt. Totally.Really though, if Shroud didn't get concussed the Texans probably win this one.
Would have liked to have seen Sean call timeout with a couple more seconds than 3 in case of a dropped snap but they got it done
Another few years off the ol life span. Thank you bronkies.
man
>>151775742It’s not sustainable. They will lose in the playoffs
>>151775803It's actually how teams usually win in the playoffs
THERE WAS NEVER ANY DOUBTALWAYS BOLIEVE
>>151775803I genuinely believe meme magic can bring them at least one playoff win
>>151775733Sadly this is us this year. Colts might shrink, Jags are ass yet sneaky as always, and the Titans are just ass. Texans fall backwards into the playoffs at best unless they get a lot of help.
Once again, the broncos forgot that you're supposed to play the entire game, not just the 4th quarter.
>>151775694Yeah, but ritualistically turn them all into women first. Inseminate all their wives and then ritualistically kill them all too.
There wasn't a moment I doubted a 4th quarter super saiyan broncos but why do they play it this way
SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI
>>151775902Its funnier that way
Fuck this team. See y'all next week. Thanks broncies fans for being good posters
>>151775977I unironically think you guys would've won if CJ didn't die
>>151775977Texans played good
>>151776182*Texans defense
>18-15>manning-tebowOk im officially starting to put money on the broncos for this seasons owl
>>151776206Special teams also performed well. Offense just couldn't do anything.
Broncos will win the Super Bowl
>>151776182That's the point. In 3 of our losses, the team played well but spilled spaghetti everywhere at the worst time
Miss me yet?
>>151776389My texies deserve to lose until they figure out all the retarded oline shenanigans and 4th quarter secondary slipping. I'm honestly amazed they kept the false starts to a minimum
>>151776513Sale the house for a good oline but then we would eventually kose our elite D
>>151775733>couldn't score at the line 3 consecutive timesle shigpig
>>151775977I hope you and your country die by next week
