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My kangz are gonna bootyblast the kitties today and there’s NOTHING you can do about it
Go Vikes!
>>151768523>assuming she knows it because she's rich and owns the teamNah, she just needs to drive a golf cart around and give people popsicles during training campThatll suffice
>>151768556Trip on faggot
mahomie stats poster we miss you..
I need a way to block politics from my internet, dumbest fucking people in history.
I got up an hour early because I thought there was an early international game
Cynthia looking walled as hell
>>151768626You actually got up at the same time as you would have if you didn't get up an hour early
Based & 101 to the 405 driven
>>151768642I binge drink on the weekends and set an alarm to wake up for football
vikings - lions game thread>>151768672>>151768672>>151768672
Mad at my Vikies? It is more common than yall cope, seethe & think!
Heading to Buc-ee's before the games, anyone want anything?
What's the Viqueef cope going to look like when it's 28-0 in the first half?
>>151768627Be respectful
>>151768661this but crack cocaine & an alarm to sleep (lay down completely still with my eyes closed and remember to breathe) for 3 hours before gametimeGo Pack, Go!
49ers vs Giants >>151768618>>151768618>>151768618>>151768618
>>151768685President Xi, it’s time. Send the DF-41’s.
>>151768685what's this body type called?
>>151768578Have mercy Kang!
>>151768685Whats a Buc-ee and why do dysgenic people love it?
>>151768685Wallys > Buccees
>>151768732Thats a standard amerigolem swine physique
Colleen mogged Cynth to oblivion this Sunday.
>>151768748Its a huge truck stop with tons of food, candy, a gift shop, like 50 gas pumps and everything!Also they unironically dont let actual truckers with semi trucks come and get gas, they are trespassed off the lot.
>>151768748it's a giant gas station and convenience store with its own food and became a meme
>>151768685man this is sad..damn
>>151768780>>151768789Sounds hella mid fr fr ong
>>151768748Buc-ee’s are known for their large gas stations that have clean bathrooms. For some reason big fat slobs in America see this as a challenge.
The hoe at the drive thru gave me an extra mcmufin by accident now I can't stop farting
>>151768798Its a road trip / roadside attraction. If you are into those, its pretty fun. If you arent into road tripping its not going to be interesting to you.The roap trip tourist traps were huge in the USA, and are slowly dying.
>>151768815if you've ever driven through the US on long road trips you can appreciate clean bathrooms. But yea it's pathetic.
>>151768765Stop objectifying women
>>151768866No.
>>151768815>>151768855>clean bathroomsI mean thats only relevant if I need to take a shit and I only do that in the morning or night when Im at a hotel I presume. But I can agree a nice bathroom is good to have
>>151768831>pats, giants, jets, bears broncos, raiders, rams, chargersmegachusetts would be the greatest sporting state of all time
Pants pack>>151768822
I am the only customer at the sports bar right now and the bartender is a milf with 2 kids.
>>151768885those teams all suck ass tho
>>151768855>make sure your piss and shit go inside the toilet and flushi don't understand why this is so difficult for so many americans
>>151768878it's more relevant if you are traveling with a woman. Dont know what it is like in Germany but here the gas station/road stop bathrooms can be nightmares and that affects the women more.
cant make my mind up on riley moss is he good or not. his stats are good but whenever I watch him its not great
Almost time to watch the Bengals defense give up 30+ points again and make another shit QB look like prime Peyton Manning.
>>151768900Hit her with the>Im sweet youre hot... wanna caramellize? ;)>>151768908Fair. Most bigger gas stations make you pay 50ct but have clean bathrooms. You get a 50ct voucher you can then use when you buy shit. I never do so I have twelve of them in the car. One day Ill have enough to buy a gas station whore BJ with Sanifair Vouchers
>>151768934caleb will miss throws at least
Bears v Bengals>>151768985 >>151768985
>>151768941I was just in Berlin and the random 0.50 euros public bathrooms they have are game changers imo. I even used my credit card for one.
49ers @ Giants>>151768618>>151768618>>151768618
>>151769011Falcons @ Patriots
we comfy :)
>bengals beating bears>vikings beating lions>panthers beating packers >titans beating chargers>falcons beating patriots >giants beating niners>steelers beating colts>texans beating broncos>raiders beating jags>saints beating rams>bills beating chiefs>commies beating seahawkswhich would generate the most shitposting?
>burrslmao
>>151769092Bengals over Bears because people love to shit on the BearsVikings over Lions because mini soda fans are insufferableFalcons over Pats because >penis and people are obsessed with bradysknee
>>151768764nice flag
what's his name again?
>giving up a 99 kickoff return TD to a white boi name charlie jones who played at fucking purdueembarrassing
>>151769498>Starts dating Madison Beer>Plays like shit
CALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTIONCALEB TD RECEPTION>CALEB TD RECEPTION
>>151769584once she got to his precious bodily fluids it was all over
How many teams do you follow closely?
I called it. Whoever has Caleb in fantasy is going to be very happy.
Tom Brady sounds like a nerd
Aaron Rodgers SUCKS
>>151769003Did you like it?>>151769743>the goat on the most autistic position in sports is a dorkShocking
>>151769743The only thing Brady did when not sleepibg or at practice was study film with Belichik.
>>151770051surprised he doesn't want to get into coaching.
>>151770081he propbably would if he wasn't getting paid a kings ransom to commentate.
>>I'm from Houston too and always had a soft spot for LA because there's alot of raza over therekek do chicanos really
lol
WIZARD>>151767388WIZARD>>151767388WIZARD>>151767388WIZARD>>151767388WIZARD>>151767388
>>151768685pickled quale eggs
brain status?
>>151770469Tua
Is Drake Maye good?
>>151770568Yeah, team is beating teams that they should beat he's playing real well
>thro pixkwab
>>151770370Who got Damar'd
peak college > peak nflaverage nfl > average college
>>151770683college football sucks.
>>151770568He's fine, nothing too special though
>>151770683>watching amateur sportsshiggy dig
>>151770644stroud got heemed but didnt leave on a stretcher. he was down for 5 minutes though
>>151770683>peak college > peak nfllol
>>151770753Black don't crack
>>151770683leaf knows ball
where's the kiwi that's always spamming bo propaganda?
>>151770890>That one tweet going around saying that Mo Pix is the best qb of last years draft
what's wrong with him?
Godgers is just too good. If these POOPlers just get their shit together on defense then it is over.
Someone should go low on Mahomo and take him out
my falcons :(
Is bix nood elite?
The Chiefs are so much better than the rest of the league it isn't even funny.Colts do not look impressive at all and are losing to the Steelers.Broncos are struggling against a Stroud-less Houston.Green Bay is losing to the Panthers.And yes, they're going to beat Buffalo today.
>>151771477best QB in the Broncos history
how does this even happen?
Chargers are finished
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151769910yea Berlin was great
>>151771587you know how
>>151771810Nudes when
Pats coaching is so much better than the Bills, it's over for the division if the Bills lose today.
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>151771903how the hell do the Chargers find a way to F it up every single year
>>151771832I have some, but I signed an nda
>>151768556>boreball
Are the Bills hiding Josh Allen playing with a broken hand? He hasn't been able to throw since they played the Saints.
>>151772062He married a succubus that is draining his soul (and nuts). He better be doing No Nut November.
>>151772062I don't see why they'd do that. Their schedule is pretty easy and Mitch Trubisky is decent enough to not cost them every game Josh is out, so there's no reason to make him play injured
>>151772245Somethings fucked, he's got no arm stength and can't throw a tight spiral and accuracy is all over the place. Too high or too low.
>>151772319He can't stop beating off to that scene from Sinners
>>151772369Nobody knows what you are talking about.
>>151772457Beating off means male masturbation.
carpet nuke atlantait's the only way
>>151772062Receivers can't get separation, they need to make a trade for someone that can stretch the field.
>refs calling penalties on literal phantomsLmao
>>151772805how does reffing get worse each season?
>>151772869Black qb play keeps getting worse so refs have to do more to hide it.
Look at Mr. Speed Racer over here
>>151772994sneed raper
>all these cringey TNF adsWhen did the networks start treating the announcers like their own mini celebrities with prominent features? Not even the play by play guys the fucks that yap during halftime. I don't give a fuck about that bald fuck that played for the Eagles. I miss when they just called the game
kwab status?
>>151773015it never ceases to amaze me how unoriginal and unfunny you people can be
>>151773041>concussionHe got hit in the chest, black qbs are naturally concussed.
>>151773109
>>151773152I laughed.
>>151768556Does the parity of the NFL reach unfun levels? I mean just look at this mess, why can't we just have guaranteed losses. Why does Tenn have a shot vs Chargers? Houston beat Denver? Minnesota beats Detroit on the road? Green Bay lose to fuckin Carolina? Like lets go.
>>151773041Let me spike your head in to the grass and see how big of a bitch you are.
>dannyturndaballova can't really believe this fraud tricked me into believing he was decent
>>151771587Having an entire offensive line of UDFAs and Trent Williams for 13 games a year.
The Chiefs will be the 1 seed after they beat the Colts
>stroud literally got knocked out in the first quarter>still has as many yards as bo does through the 3rd quarterwhat the fuck is bo's problem?
>>151773407Idk but this fucker is ruining my survivor pool
Buncos are a 4th quarter team.
Jordan Love is a stupid fucking nigger lmao.
>>151773946uhhhh janny???? janny are you here??? janny clean it up!! please janny this racism is raping me!!!janny are you ok?????
yeah i'm thinking goodell needs to step in and personally behead arthur blank, rich mckay, terry fontenot, raheem morris, and everyone else involved with that shithouse franchise
Caleb should've been a WR
>>151768556>Danny Dipshit
>>151768556said my Vikies was gonna get blown out didjya?said my we werent gonna score before the half didjya?said JJ was gonna be exposed as a bust and a fraud didjya??WELL LOOKY LOOKY AT US NOW!! YA MUST BE GOIN DOOPIN MENTAL!! GET THOSE TUCKED LIONS TAILS FUDGESUCKERS!!!
Reminder Youngcuck is a self hating Mexican that was raped by Raider cholos
I completely forgot that the Broncos were playing
>>151774159You know that Goodell works for Arthur Blank, right?
COLTS ARE FRAUDS
>>151774606Also, the sky is blue
>green gayHEEBY JEEBIES!
The Bengals are getting absolutely raped on the ground
>>151773407why is /nfl/ still trying to make Bo Nix happen? Because he's White? He sucks.
>>151774727Yeah the NFL 'loves' white qbs you absolute dumb nigger
>>151774785>so dumb and raciss he can't even readbrutal
>>151774727For most of this general, yeah pretty much. In the Kiwi's case though, I think he genuinely likes him as a player based on actually watching him play in college.
>>151774879they should be migrating to Drake Maye who is actually good.
>Puckers
>>151774584and?
Patriots are tied for the 1 seed
>eagles on bye>next two opponents lose todaycrazy
GREENGAY
>Niners vs. Giants>Raiders vs. JaguarsNew York TV market today has it rough.
The Chargers are a zombie 6-3
How could Micah Parsons let this happen?
>>151775117He was a complete non factor all day lmao
>colts shit the bed the moment a steelers loss would immediately put the ravens back in contentionI hate this fucking sport dude
>>151768556Go Rams? Go Dodgers? Ramdgers?
iggles
>Call a challenge to try to get a touchback>Reffies look at it and determine it actually was a touchdown Is there a bigger KWAB moment today?
look at the SoS and SoV of the AFCtotal frauds
>>151775262that's like a nashville 6-7
>>151774995Hopefully that Jew Kraft will allow them to spend to the cap and not waste this opportunity.
>>151775232>>151775283what site?
>>151775262i would SNIFF that TUSH>>151775307E!SPN
>Michael Shartsons
>packers lost to the pantherswhat the FUCK happened?
>>151775348jordan love had a melty
r8 this gameday pl8. Spanakopita, phyllo pastry with spinach and feta cheese. Go Chiefs!
>>151775348They wore awful uniforms
>>151775357Saints @ Rams>>151775357
>>151775348Panthers are actually good this year
>>151775348Jordan Love proved to the media why they keep calling him a future HoFer.
What do you call this flavor of offensive autism?
>>151775348Jordan Love just isn't very good
NEW>>151775251>>151775251>>151775251
>>151775348they looked like shit in those unis so they decided to play like shit too
>>151775348The Panthers aren't a bad team
>danny have five (5) turnovers todaywhat went wrong?
>>151775348horrible playcalling
>>151775407The Patullo Special
oh noes packers 2 loses are by game winning field goalseveryone paniccap
MCCARTHY always coming in clutch in big games hopefully this continues in regular games too.
Spee, I need some assistance here. I'm unable to watch any games atm, but Google is bugged and telling me the Clots are losing to the Stillers. What's the real score? The media has told me that the Clots are definitely not fraudulent and to ignore the fact that they have a bottom three SOS and we're only bullying the truly dogshit teams, and Danny Dimes is a guaranteed MVP lock because he's never disappointed. There's no way they'd lose to the Steelers, who have been on fraud watch since Big Rape and have proven every year that they're much worse than their record suggests. If the Clots are going to lose to that team, wouldn't that just confirm the Clots are turbo frauds? What's going on Colt Crew? Has Blue forsaken us?!
>>151775412>posting with chiefs faggotsI'd rather go on a killing spree in KC
Stafford MVP
i am going to hurl myself off a bridge
Apologize to McCarthy right FREAKING now
>>151775437Panthers should have had a pick 6 in that game tooShould have been a blowout loss for them
Already at 5 wins
Godgers comin for that Lombardi
>>151775491Panthers would have destroyed the packers if they had a legit qb
what website do u use for scores/standings/stats? the nfl website seems like complete ass
>>151775348>1-5 In the red zone Spaghetti was spilt by the fudge packers
>>151775516>started season 0-2>now 5-4WE BACK BABY
>>151775516I can't bring myself to hate the Panthers despite them being in the division, I even kind of root for them, when they're not playing against us of course.Bryce is just a likeable lil guy and I like Dave Canales I have no qualms with him taking a HC job.
>>151775536like any team has this season right
>Donkeys are legit guys>squeak out a win against a team everyone forgets existed, not even manned by the QB that had one good season, but a guy named Davis Mills, literally only known for this long ass neckFraud detected.
my VIKIES made me a happy boy today
>>1517754371993
>Panthers assraped the PackturdsLMAO YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
and.. that's why you let sam darnold go. darnold would've been rattled as fuck against the lions. mccarthy just needs to fix some kinks because he has the clutch gene in him to take this team to the promise land.
>>151774727He just wins
>>151775668
>>151775668>reverse image search>0 resultsAnon...
Bix Nood is a winner.
>>151773654I kneel
>MCBORGAR>BIGMACTRIPPLESTACK
FLACCO?MORE LIKE FLAGGOD!
>packers lay an egg against the panthers, giving detroit a chance to take the lead in the division>detroit implodes, giving the bears a chance to catch up to them in the standings>bears now choking away to the bengalsstraight ass division
>Bears actually choked their leadLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stoolers are going to rape Herbert
>>151775806I look like this and say this
bears vs bengals is like when a retarded force meets a down syndrome object
BEARS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does anybody actually believe the Bengals defense can stop them from getting into FG range?
>>151775951I hate meme stats
>Thro Six with yet another game winning drive>Against the best defense in the league
>tfw winning the bye
>Bears lose>Lions Lose>Packers lose>Vikes winUmmm yeah i'm thinking were back
Caleb can fuck my bitch! (If I had one)
>>151775834>>151776050bungles bungled
>>151776050HOL UP
>>151776050>Bears loseTHAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG KIDDO
>bengalsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151776050>>Bears loseErmm... Ackshully
>6 turnovers >only lost by one possession We will be fine
>>151776050>bears losedid you forget who they're playing?
>>151775088Pits that need to be licked
>>151776174How many of those turnovers were gifted by the refs.
>>151768578Just circling back here to say I told you so :)
>>151776250The o-line was getting their shit pushed in all game. Hats off to Steelers D. They came to play.
So the uh broncos are winning the superbowl
>BUNGLES also poor Joe doesn't have the arm strength for Hail Marys anymore
>lions laid a stinkerAt least the packers lostHow fucked are they without tucker kraft?
>>151776336because stroud is a bum?
kek, brady got cucked by elite joe
>>151776325Fuck me sir I thought this was a Lions picture nvm.
that crap gaylor or whatever is called, the bum that coaches the bungles, need to be executed this instantFlaccGOD give you a 470yards, 4TD vintage game and somehow you cannot win? GTFO of that shantytown of bitchcinnati
When I say NOBODY out Bungles the Bengals, I literally mean NOBODY. Worst defense of all-time. A college team could score 30 on them. Hell, I'd give an elite HS team at least 14.
>47-42 Am i taking crazy pills or is nobody playing defense this year? I swear I’ve seen more 60-70 point shootouts and teams scoring 40 points than ever before
God I want to suck a cock so badly.
Bungles D-Line and secondary needs to be taken out back and shot. On behalf of Vikes fans fuck you Bungles.
>>151776250Zilch. Danny Dimes turned back into Danny Derps.
>>151776374Yes, there are some historically bad defences this year
>>151776050>>Bears loseNot so fast
this is an NFL team
>>151776374If you wanted to see defense it all went to Broncos v. Texans today.
what happened to all the cowardly lions fans??????
>worried about my lions playing like shit>pack lost to Carolina 16-13 and lost tucker kraft for the season>clots gave up SIX turnovers and lostGuess I don't feel so bad now, but jesus the loins playcalling was doo doo poo poo ass butt
>>151768556I think that Caleb's inconsistency in structure is a confidence issue. In clutch moments, when he has to deliver, he typically makes the throws he needs to.
Let me guess, Bills will beat the Chiefs, but then the Chiefs will beat the Bills in the playoffs again and go on to win the Owl.
It’s miserable being a fan of this team this season. I just had to watch “Davis Mills” flail around for 3 quarters.
kraft pulling that prime pussy
He’s so fucking cute. This zoomer is gonna make me act tf up fr.
Lol packturds
>>151776429Yea he's pretty obviously overthinking everything. He can make those throws because he does often, he just gets ahead of his own arm.
How the fuck do teams keep losing to the dogshit team that is the bears
>green gay>>1517685562020 Micky mouse ring2024 Deferral contracts, Stankees2025 The ball was not stuckYeah thinking 3 big asterisks.
>>151776482Bengals lost to the fucking Jets just last week. Nobody should be surprised.
>>151776377Make sure your first is a really nice, girthy one with good hygiene Don't swallow tho, that's gay
Lions will trade for Hendrickson on a 1 year deal after this, mark my words
>>151776374Panthers just won 16-13
>>151776470My pookie owns these other nfcn bums
>>151776531And broncos Texans was 18-15. Manning and Tebows numbers
>>151776548Yeah but if CJ Stroud didn't get hurt Texans win that game
>>151776499checked, make sure it's as black and hairy as possible as well and don't forget to rim his asshole afterwardsbtw we'll get em next week my fellow packerbackers
>>151776411>>151776412YFWDBWDSO
Kansas City is going to win the superbowl again
>>151776585Yup, this us the Lions game all over again
>Packers didnt punt all game and still lost to thisHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151776564>possible as well and don't forget to rim his asshole afterwardsDude we are talking about sucking dick, not gay shit like you
>tfw your team plays like shit but still win
>>151776585after the dodgers won I'm expecting chiefs and lakers or knicks to miraculously win this year
>>151776412>>151776411#1 TE in the draft
>>151776585betting against KC at this point is actual retardation
>>151776482Their wins are all based on turnovers against terrible, terrible defences (cowsois, commanders, bungles, raiders)The moment they face even a semi competent defence caleb will completely collapse
Who died today?>Tucker Kraft>Mykel Williams>Christian MahoganyAnyone else? I heard JJ got hurt maybe?
>>151776656wrong, this is our year
>>151776482The offense would be elite if Caleb was like 10% more accurate
>>151776603>13 points>1 missed FG>2 turnoverswtf how did they only have like 7 possessions
Unironically, cocks are way more aesthetically pleasing than pussies and it’s not exactly “gay” to like them, per se.
>>151776609leave me alone breeder this is a packers thread
>>151776677Stroud and Alt
>>151776677Tee Higgins got banged up at the end of the Bengals game.
>>151776702>Altpack it up chargers are.done for the year
>>151776702>AltAgain?
>>151776677jj is fine he came back in
>>151776677JJ is probably fine
>Panthers can crack the top 6 or 7 seed if they win next week>It's a game against the tanking SaintsPanthers actually winning a Wild Card this year.... we are so back
Are the eagles winning the bye week?
>>151776692You are a faggot queer who is also probably homosexual as well.
>>151776723yeah again and he needed the cart so it's bad
>>151776739It's looking really good for them. Even if the Cowsoys and Cumskins both win.
>>151776738If the panthers werent chained to bryce young they would unironically be a quite good team
>>151776739Packers and Lions looked like frauds, so they are the top of the NFC now
"Holding on the defense" is Kansas Shitty's Tush Push
>Packturds fans radio silent
>>151776499no point in sucking a penis if you're not going to savor the juice
My Browns did not lose today!!!!
Bengals defense is unfathomably bad. Like maybe the worst single unit in the history of the nfl bad. Its honestly impressive
>Vikings locker room speechMcCarthy's gonna murder someone lmao
>>151776789lions sick donkey dick after bye weeks. we will win by 24 next week.
>>151776846Yeah, himself because he is glass
Jameis Winstonian stat line
>>151776846did you see his reaction when his center didn't snap him the ball? he was mad as fuck, mccarthy has the crazy in him.
>>151776887That last pick was on a desperation heave.
Is Joe Burrow even elite? Joe Flacco is putting up crazy numbers with this offense. Bengals should’ve put more of his money towards defense.
>>151776887Flacco can't win with those cats.
>>151776887Last INT doesn't count as far as I am concerned.
>>151776869>packturd seething about JJ because he isn’t a $55M/yr interception machine Kwapackturd
>>151776887How does Flacco produce the same as Burrow with less sacks? I am starting to wonder.....
>>151776909>>151776913It doesn't but there was a sack fumble the refs took back that should have so 2 turnovers is fair.
>>151776778That's not nicey to say about Brycey
So, which team is actually good? Lions let JJ McCarty beat them. Packers got packed up. And colts got raped by the Steelers.
>>151776418My loins are terrible.
>>151776919How many games has he started and finished in his career now?
>>151776913It counts because it was such a pathetic noodle arm attempt
>>151776956You ready for Chiefs/Eagles III?
Give Stafford his MVP
Not watching any more.
>>151776956There's no juggernaut team this year. That's probably why it's been so fun.
>>151776910burrow is a good not great QB
The difference between Burrow and Flacco is that Burrow could actually win some of these all offense no defense games. Flacco can’t win as much.
>>151776956JJ Mccarthy and Drake Maye will be the best two QBs of the draft class.They'll face each other in the superbowl within the next 3 years
>>151776994I'm genuinely not watching that game
>>151776910They tried. Problem is they haven't drafted a single defensive player worth paying in years. Wheels fell off hard since they didn't sign Jessie bates and that contract would be a fucking bargain given what they are gonna have to do to turn this ship around. Who am I kidding they don't give a fuck about fixing it
>>151777012their defense is so much worse now
>>151776994What’s stopping the eagles from doing the same thing as last year?
>>151776887Jameis would have 4TD-4INTs, perfectly balanced as all things should be.The last INT was a DRAGON Mary attempt that failed because the bungles have revolving doors for o-line.
>>151777015
>>151777015still not totally sold on McCarthy yet, he wasn't asked to pass that much today especially downfield
>>151777012no he didn't
>>151777015ThisIt's why you don't draft black QBs. The only good QBs from the 2024 draft class are white
>>151776937Burrow genuinely holds on to the ball too long. He took sacks in college and now he takes sacks in the league and gets hurt all the time. Their o line is fine.
>>151777015Bo "unc" nix will win b4 both
time for me to go sleep, thanks frens for another great football sunday, congrats to all frens whose teams won tonight
>>151777046Was trusted to win the game with his arm and he did.Things are going to get better over time, still just his 3rd start and he's showed a ton of elite traits
>>151777034Its basically the same as last year burrow almost had them in the playoffs
Is Rashee Rice a top 10 at his position?
What hell were the Bears at home today?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cm30TgxJ7Tg
>>151777042My reffies didn't coddle KC, just as a reminder who runs things around here. This year they'll play nice.
>>151777089Nah, like the other anon said this may be the worst nfl defense of all time
>2018Lose in OT of AFCCG>2019Win Super Bowl>2020Lose Super Bowl>2021Lose in OT of AFCCG>2022Win Super Bowl>2023Win Super Bowl>2024Lose Super Bowl(YOU ARE HERE)>2025Win Super Bowl>2026Win Super Bowl>2027Lose in OT of AFCCG>2028Lose Wild Card, retards cope and say it's over>2029Win Super Bowl>2030Win Super Bowl>2031Win Super Bowl
hate viktardshate bearfagshate lionpussiessimple as
>>151777121You lost to the Panthers bitch
>>151777119Chiefs aren’t a perennial contender any more. They’ll look “revived” going into the playoffs and then get exposed even earlier
>>151777121alright fudge packer
>>151776982More than (You)
>>151777121>hate your ex wife and kids>hate your trailer in the trailer park>hate your job at the gas station
MY Broncos
>>151777131in Lambeau no less. How pathetic
>>151777140>Chiefs aren’t a perennial contender any moreuh huh, added to the cope collage
>>151777119AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151777121>losing to the panthers >paying the worst QB in the division 55M per year to do shit like this LMAO
>>151777085I wish I could go to sleep tooThese late games are awful
>>151777121She has to watch an American team play and American sport because of 1993.
>>151777119I see that you removed "threepeat" from your shitpost. What happened?
>>151776994If that happens again it looks like im not watching the superbowl a 2nd time in a row
>>151777121
>>151777119>>2025>Win Super BowlNot so fast
>>151777181A Future HoFer 25.webm
>>151777181>Not the arm punt into triple coverage resulting in an int
>>151777196At least one blue cat team didn't play like dogshit today.
/nfl/ is a Chiefs board.
Bo Nix is a turbo bust but I just can't prove it yet because their defense is winning them these low scoring games
Grimmest game for my LWWWWLWLions yet
Now that the Packers and Colts got revealed as frauds Who are the real contenders? Rams? Eagles? Chiefs? Bills?
>>151777212Our blue cats looked like ass today. Ford Field turf is cursed.
>>151768556FTP
What a fucking joke.
how in the FUCK did we lose to that shit ass fraudulent lions team?
>>151777181Why wouldn't you just kick a field goal here?
>>151777212Panthers did play like dogshit though, the Puckers just somehow played worse
>>151777089idk it seems worse
Matt playing like prime Kobe out there mane
>>151777089Bengals gave up 25.5 ppg last year, currently 33.3, not even remotely.close.to as bad last year
>>151777277Defense played well and the OL completely shut down Parsons
Chiefs suck man
>>151777095Fuck no. Total system baby. Queefs are doing the brady pats thing where they make a bunch of wr2 and wr3 look good
>>151777303>spend $100M on two players>lose
KWABOTW??
>>151777251Vikings as JJ gets better over the course of the year
>>151777265>losing to the panthers
>>151777344Packers so far
>>151777307Mahomes is the top of Mahomes mountain
>>151777251Eagles RamsLionsBillsRavens
>>151777323Tale as old as time.
>>151777297I guess maybe lou was actually helping the defense instead of holding it back. I hate this team so much. Nothing will change because brown is so fucking cheap. You'd think he'd at least want to see a lombardy before he croaked but no. Is he part jewish or something?
>>151777251Chiefs, Ravens, Eagles, Rams
>>151777344Loins and their fanbase after shit talking the Kangz for the last 7 weeks
>>151767651>
>>151777366Checked.
>>151777344the bungles d
Are the Panthers good or not?
>>151777435no
>>151777344Bengals D, Loins losing to JJ McCarthy, Packers losing to Panthers you pick
>>151777435very
>>151777435Not bad or good, just nfl purgatory
>>151777344Packers, Bengals close 2nd
>>151777435We are above average and it feels fucking great
>>151777435They're like the Eagles Good if they don't turn the ball overBad if they doJust depends on how their QB decides to play
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>>151777435they are frisky
68 YARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My Packers fucking suck bro
SIXTYEIGHTYARDFIELDGOAL
Mahomes is a fraud
>>151777511>We are above averageFuck no. Maybe if you had any QB other than Bryce you would be.
>>151777537shut the fuck up faggot
>>151777528Webm or it didn't happen
Jerry was right about Parsons
They need to nerf kicking somehow
>>151777559Kill yourself
Nice kick bro
>>151777572Yeah and now look at Dallas's defense rank
>kicked it from his own 42kek
ninjabros...
>>151777566oh shit it was 68 LOL
>Justin Tucker kicked out of the league and then instantly has his legacy destroyed Lmao
>>151777504Nah the Bengals should have been out of it before the onside kick. The packers lost to Bryce young
Why on Earth did the turds give Parsons so much money? Or Love for that matter?
>>151777594come find me mother fucker
I said that November would show whether the Chiefs were legit or not.
>Alright, let's make this short, I don't really have time for you people today. First off, I am a ching chong voodoo China man as a coach. What's that mean? You can't see inside my head. We will continue to job to the Bungles and very quickly beat the team with the best record in the league and things of this nature. It's called mind games. As the great Lady GaGa once said so eloquently, "Can't read my, can't read my... No, you can't read my poker face. P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f her face" In accordance with my personal deal with The Galactic Federation of Light, we will continue to have non-losing seasons. As the cowboy man says, "It will be 10-7 if we do well, and 9-8 if we don't do well." We look forward to completely confusing you again in the next week of football. Thank you.
>>151777566
>Shough's Fuck and Suck
>>151777548We would not be winning with Tua Justin Fields Kyler Murray or Jordan Love bro
>>151768732fat soi cuck
>>151777678is that the same kicker that did a 70 yarder in the the preseason?
>>151777687far out, look at the zero turning into the 3
>>151777681formerly sneedlers
Shoughy Ducky
>>151777678Thanks bro
>>151777678>>151777716woops
Games over; I’d be shocked if the chiefs come back
Check these hex's>>151777777
>>151777712yes
>>151777517No way you just mentioned my owl winning Birds in the same sentence as the panthers
>>151777548The team was absolute donkey shit with Dalton
The 2025 Patriots are basically the 2018 Bears. The teams feel identical. Is Drake Maye just another Mitchell Trubisky who is looking elite for a season due to a cupcake schedule and competent coaching? Feels very obvious to me that they will lose the Bills rematch and get evaporated immediately in the playoffs.
>the legacy for the NFL's current longest field goal is an inconsequential middling Raiders vs Jags teams made by a kicker nobody really knows that is randomly bipolar between beaming the ball down the middle and absolutely whiffing it
>>151777863And the longest TD pass in the Owl was thrown by Jake DelhommeWhats your point?
>>151777863It will get broken by the end of the season. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>151777863At least he isn't a creepy pervert. (To the best of our knowledge)
Patty Cuckitini
Two random 2024 first round draft picks and their receiving stats today:Caleb Williams: 2 ATT, 2 REC, 22 YDS, 1 TDRome Odunze: 3 ATT, 0 REC, 0 YDS, 0TD
All according to keikaku.>Translator's note: "Keikaku" means plan.
>>151777191?
>>151777932makes him less relatable
Imagine the seethe here if JJ Mccarthy sweeps the NFCN
>>151777863As I've been saying for almost a decade now on this board, kickers are warping the league and ruining the game. These teams barely even need to get past mid field to be in field goal range now. They need to make the uprights more narrow or genuinely disallow field goal attempts past mid field or this shit will just get worse and these fags will be kicking field goals from their own 40 yard line eventually.
>>151777712>>151777678>>151777623>>151777540They've done something to the balls, they're made different or aired different or something. There's no way every kicker in the league somehow added 10 yards to their range without any change in style or technique. Kicking isn't up in college, even your few NFL quality kickers are dicey beyond 50 still.
>>151778014Hes far more likely to have a season ending injury
Kek, geno yelling at his WR as if he hasn’t thrown 6,000,000 interceptions already this season
Kelce is old and slow
>>151776482The only dogshit team that teams keep losing to is the Packers, buddy-o.
>>151778028They didn't change the balls they changed the rules. The kickers are doing the same things they've always done to break in balls they just get days to do it now whereas they used to get hours the day of the game. So yes the balls are "juiced" just not the way you're describing it.
>>151778028In years prior, you got a fresh brand new ball as soon as the game startsThis year the kickers can practice and choose a ball they like and keep it going into the game.
Buffalel is going to choke on Patty’s nuts again
>>151778028They're allowed to have special kicking balls and they can do whatever they want to the surface.
>>151777949In other words, Gayleb should be a WR and not a QB
So it's now confirmed that Burrow is a system QB and WR babby, right? It's just that their defense is historically bad and Browning sucks.
>>151778084This has always been the case. As I said, the difference is they get several days to alter the balls opposed to hours right before the game.
>>151777848Trubisky never looked elite. the 2018 bears were carried by their insane Vic Fangio D. Maye is easily better than the titty kisser.
>>151778104He just needs more protection
>>151777929look how happy that gay man is
>>151778104No, both Burrow and Flacco are ELITE.
FUCK
>>151778125Trubisky put up 6 touchdowns against Buffalo that year but mostly looked middling
Kelce got rocked lmao
Kelshit is hurt
>>151778147RIP in peace
>>15177814749IRS DOWNFALL
KELSHIT SLEEPY
>>151778147Niners trainers must work for Vegas holy shit.
>>151778027Longer kicks have lower kicking anglesThey're theoretically easier to block
Kelce webm?
>>151778158that was against Tampa who at the time were the worst D in the league. that game was an outlier for him. he was very average outside of that.
>>151778196explain your workings
How did the Raiders fuck up this generation talent?
>>151778202One change would be allowing a player to line up over the long snapper
>>15177817854 knows right away
>>151778178#54
Kelce got his shit rocked. Too bad it wasn’t a season/career ender. Get fucked faggot.
>>151778147How do the 49ers get so injured so easily???????
sneaky snake colts faked a punt today
>>151778299rude
>>151778299
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>>151778299the Chiefs are going to win this game and you're about to look retarded
>>151778251Manipulate season props (win totals, making the playoffs, etc.) with early season injuries as the result of training/recovery malpractice.
Geno finally realizing if you throw to Bowers you'll score TDs
>>151778347Bowers is literally the only pass catcher on the Raiders that isn't fucking terrible.Geno hasn't been good but the Raiders probably have the worst combo of skill players and linemen in the league.
