excellent thread.
Japan!
We are watching RIZINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQPKG2uxPhM
>>151785329no one's watching that crap here lil bro.
>>151785288>t. meNice try dana you sovlless fat bald faggot.
it's nearly 7 am i think im gonna have to sleep
>>15178532910/10 post
fucking kino fight
>>151785329>>151785344no 'one' person is watching. WE are ALL watching
>>151785457
I always thought George was going to be the most successful of the goats post career. Crazy how DJ who couldn’t drawl for shit ended up being that
>>151785457taught Machida and Anderson how to win, also heemed GSP. Chills.
>>151785576GSP has had a banger with Captain America on the big screen, mighty blouse is 3'1 and lives inside guru's asshole. Levels.
Did Dulgarian purposely lose or is he that shit
people don't realize the g in gsp is gane
>shizuka on commsjust tore my cock off
>>151785626if you rewatch it, it was super obvious he lost on purpose. DC actually clocked it in real time. he didn't necessarily think he lost on purpose but was essentially saying wtf is this guy doing.
It's actually GTP. His first name is Georges with an "s" because he's quebecois and his middle name starts with a T.
Im faltutant!
Georges "Gash" St-Pierre
sheemu tappyuuuuu
brazza I can not make dis fights I have bad farts pls call fazza call to him now
I don't want to wake up early and go to school tomorrow bros
>>151784892I wish we could have gotten one more Championship run.
>>151785753Time fo schoo
>>151785457>>151785542>Work your ass off your entire career to be one of the GOATS only to get hired in a movie where you don't land a single punch and get heemed by some fat bum or soilebrity.It seems Volk is next... He's playing the literal weakest CAN in street fighter.
>>151785753for years after having left school I would have nightmares of having to go to school, like at 27 I was fearing it in my sleep, then I'd wake up like what the fuck, and the thought would be gone. I think I've always been retarded
>>151785753go to sleep kid *heems you*
>>151785785The current trend to cover for shit writing is to subvert expectations so don't speak too soon.
rocky dennis lookin ass
when is that banger one card?
>>151785861rocky dennis would have been a marauder if UFC existed when he was alive
>>151785785>japanese guy playing ryu>chinese girl playing chun li>mexican playing ken>volk [med] playing joeI can't with the subversion brah
>>151785868Already happened im afraid
RIZIN.tv stream with english comms is live
>>151785881no
>>151785288OP why does this keep happening to you?
>>151785907Did they cut off his bawls?
>>151785868November 15/16 b, in japan so it'll be late as fuck, 4am bong time start
they got schiavello commentating through a tin can phone
yeah alright, now shut up
heeemuuuuu stoppuuuuu
heem tappy
>>151786136fuck im high af im mean stoppy
exceptionally bird-like ring girl
>>151785576GSP? Nah, you're letting his chad Norman phenotype fool you. GSP barely speaks English. He was never going to be an international draw. Why not? Quebec is only like 10 million people. France doesn't like Quebecois, and they damn sure aren't going to put a white Frenchman anywhere near a camera in France. He has only a small audience. Quebec, and MMA fans (very few of whom speak his native language).Besides that, GSP is a quiet, humble, and even shy guy. Not the type to seek out "influencer" fame. Mighty Mouse is way more extroverted, not surprised to see him have success as a personality.
Canada's own Tony Laramie?
best Canadian fighter btw
ENTER
Isaac Dulgarian has been released by the UFC.
you finna see canadian power
and you ask yourself, and I answer, yeah, that's Aaron FUCKIN Pico
>>151786251from the nose
>>151786241>5'2"
murretu finnu heemu
>raramie sniffing crotchshamefur dispray
a facku reafu?!
>>151786251>>151786314BQQM... gane predicted this. finally it's all coming out.
>>151785785>>151785879>>151785824yea. joe was supposed to be the main face of the franchise in development before they decided to go with ryu and ken as the faces. so they will probably play with that idea for his cameo or however big of a role it ends up being
>>151786411gayest post of the thread
>>151786429
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately heems Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
aidspinall doesn't have a nickname I heard, "beaten dog" sounds fitting
>UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs. Brown
>>151786478for me it was when DC had to become a father figure and actually move in front of Tom to stop him crying and running out of the cage before the result was read>don't be that way Tom we gotta get this result stay here
Tom Aspinall defeated Sergei Pavlovich and Alexander Volkov in under 5 minutes combined.
>>151786507
I actually invented "Turd Asspainlol"
i hereby invent tom asinine
Orbspinall
Respects to Jone Jones for winning the story, he has a massive White House fight against Pereira waiting for him as well, he's gonna earn so much money I'm very proud of him
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KNEE THE HEAD ON THE GROUND IT'S TOO HECKIN DANGEROUS AAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
me son...
easy work for a leaf
>>151786521THE?
>>151786563reported to the Royal British Rapists division, expect a bumming soon
nassourdine "blade runner" imanov
>>151786528Tom could never
>Aspinall trains with a man named "salsa boy"peculiar
>captain africa>a nippa not a nigga
>captain africa>japan
>>151786478Also, we're a week removed from the fight and still no word at all of any sort of diagnoses from any of the doctors he's seen.What's crazier still is how many people are still riding him saying how Gane lost his only chance to surprise him. I really don't think Tom is as versatile a fighter as people want to make him out to be. Is it crazy to think he just doesn't fight like a 5 rounder does and Gane is too defensively sound, especially in the first, to get caught by a stray shot?
Aaron "Captain Africa" Pico
tom is a mental midget and has bad dna he should become a glory hole attendant instead
Captain Afriga
>omg captin africa but hes japanese
The Ultimate Fighter: Team Pico vs Team Steele
>>151786649Gane is much faster than aidspinal, it's a mismatch. If anything, Gane will have even more time to improve his TDD and BJJ and will beat aidspainanal even more convincinglyRealising how massive the gulf in speed was shattered Tom, he doesn't want to fight Gane anymore 100%, he's a broken man
>>151786649Gane got caught a few times by aspie and has gotten caught badly by tuivasa but recovered immediately. The problem for aspie is gane has probably the best chin heavyweight besides him. Allegedly gane would beat ngannou's ass in sparring on the daily, and didn't get wobbled by him when they fought for real when ngannou landed.
DC dropped a truth nuke before the fight began I remember he said something like aspinall has not been tested in the later rounds and Gane has went 5 rounds with ngannou so he can deal with the adversity and tom can't yet or we haven't seen him get tested beyond the first two rounds
>>151786728Gane admitted to getting dropped by a high kick from ngubu in sparring
>taking more shots than an alcoholic
>>151786743A high kick from ngubu is entirely different from being able to roll with every punch he throws at you. Though it would make sense for dumb shit like that to happen, who expects ngnnou to bother throwing a high kick?
Krazy Horse said Jon Jones invited him to a rump roast in '10
>>151786734aspie looked like he was sperging out in the fight, just way too much nervous energy and swinging for the fences.
I'm rewatching embedded and Gane just seems very humble, kind, brave, manly and spiritually unshakeable.Tom on the other hand looks arrogant, lazy, brash, cocky, retarded, gay and low iq. Just weird vibes overall.
Rumor is that there was a lot of saudi money riding on gain and he was pressured to do everything he can to win. He didn't wear that turban for nothing to the conference.
>>151786779That spin he did was when gane probably decided to eye poke him
gane only got dropped in that fight because tai knocked gane's own god hand into his chin. it's true. go watch it.
>>151786802Rumor has it ngannou fucked lexee in HER PRIME
>>151786786Dana knew #ProsecuteDanaWhite
Gonna be real awkward for shitskins when Tom KO's Gayne in the first round of the rematch.
>>151786825forgot your vpn b
>>151786786James Krause got away with it btw
>>151786855I'm unfortunately not the original french lexee poster, I do miss him though.
>>151786850You can't hit what you can't see- Cyril Gane
no justice for africa...
>>151786796It's hilarious how clueless aidspinall is about what's ahead kek
so is rizin over or is this just one of their 3 hour intermissions? i cant read moon runes
No love in africa
is yakuza is real life why dont they just purchase the best fighter on the planet to flex? tom costs like $2m a fight max
>>1517869181 hour piss break niggaThey're preparing towels for the upcoming WMMA
samurai champloooooo
why didnt they pull the fight as soon as the bet lines started smelling funny?
>>151786918>>151786930free on rizin.tv you goofs
>>151786943thanks b
TOP 10 MOST REDDIT FIGHTERS1. Tom Aspinall2. Tony Ferguson3. Alex Pereira4. Charles Oliveira5. Robert Whittaker 6. Brandon Moreno7. Tai Tuivasa8. Max Holloway9. Merab Dvalishvili10. Jiří Procházka
jinnosuke is fucking itsuki hirata
>>151786973TOP 10 MOST REDDIT FIGHTERS1. Shitril gane2. Shitril gane3. Shitril gane4. Shitril gane5. Shitril gane6. Shitril gane7. Tai Tuivasa8. Shitril gane9. Shitril gane10. Shitril gane
>>151786973>no dustin>no khabib>no islam>no merab>no adesanya>no usman
>>151786999>>no merabmereddit is literally there
>>151786986I already creampied her so he's basically fucking my creampie
>>151786986oh...
>>151786986should be me not this CAN
Anderson silva is the GOAT, simple as
>>151787040The GOAT of winning over and losing to random no name bums? yeah probably
>>151786973Jiri should be higher up and there's no Volkanovski, pretty bad list Post your 4chan fighters as wellMy 4chan fighters are:1. Gane2. Borralho3. Kape4. Strickland5. Chimaev6. Hooker7. Strickland8. Valter Walker9. Covington10. Paulo Costa/VettoriMiddleweight is the most 4chan division currently and LHW, FW and bantamweight are the basedest and most reddit
>>151786901jamal?
FUCK I have Strickland at 4 and 71. Gane2. Borralho3. Kape4. Strickland5. Chimaev6. Hooker7. Valter Walker8. Covington9. Paulo Costa10. Vettori
pereira looks like he's back on the drink
>>151787055Il have to call you a cazzie, i fear your eternal cazoid state of mind i fear
There's no such thing as reddit or 4chan fighter ya fewls
>>151787098based knower
>Canderson Silva's best win: Chael SonnenFucking. Chxlls...
dc asked de Valle in the octagon interview if he was surprised that dulgarian was punching and not hand fighting
It's pink inside
>Yasui's EMBARRASSMENT He's gonna be HUMILIATED if he loses via armbar! NOT LIKE THIS! His own POISON used against him!Fucking KEK wtf. based commentator filling me in on the story with these cans. not talmbout spilling mustard on his shirt and eating popcorn instead of commentating
>>151787084kape should be number 1 on /ourguy/ list
it's me Tom Aspinall aaa me eye I can't see I'm blind I can't see out me eye aaaaa hahaha
>>151787154schiavello is the goat b
>>151787160He is a nigger
>>151787154mr "good night irene" Schiavello is based. Damien brown is a good stoic straight man too, its a based dynamic.
>>151787154trade you for this picture
>>151787187they're tripping over each other a fair bit cause they're not there in person but it's decent otherwise
OH MOY GOODNESS HES SENT BRETT ROGERS ROIGHT BACK TO CABRINI GREEN! FEEYOOODOOOR WITH A HYOOGE ROIGHT HAND
Aspinall'd myself awake
khamzat low key doesnt feel like the champion at all
>>151787250can you see okay?
tappu
>>151787266Reminds me of Ank when he was champ a lil bit
>>151786998>mention Gane in any positive light at all on reddit is means getting giga downvotedHe truly is one of ours
What crap we watching>>151787276Me eye's fine mate believe you me pet it's me son shitting in me shoes I'm most worried about luv 'e's a retard don't you know
>>151787266people have had brazza fatigue for years at this point, also doesnt help that khamzat is an ugly double cleft lipped freak
lamo this japanese lady speaks muslim
the dumas fight was fixed too but no 1 clocked it yet
>>151787387dumas is just dogshit
I thought about it and I need to add Du Plessis1. Gane2. Borralho3. Kape4. Strickland5. Chimaev6. Hooker7. Valter Walker8. Du Plessis9. Paulo Costa10. Covington
kek at schiavello mic keep cutting out
tappu heely
Heem Heely
>>151787319>squish squishuh oh! Aspy is at it again!
>>151787429KWAB, Japanese Aspinall
this guys about to get absolutely zeemed
Aspinal would not survive the Rizin heavyweight division top 2
why happen to Colby Covington?
tom won
>twin brother of sudario>negative recordgrim
>>151787494the story losing contest
who let unc in
>>151787496is it this guy?
FAT BANGER ALERT
Fine don't tell me then I bet it's shit anyway
HEEMU SUMO
/heem/ is the only place that believed in Gane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgkbLhzWqIcits up
honor: restored
>when was the last time you saw ribs get broken from a grounded elbowbout a month ago mate
>>151787530which was a mistake, because aspinall won
>>151787537The bongs needed this after the rough week they've been through, anglos are delicate daisies and take banter really badly
the bongs want to be raped by kebabdaddies and feast on snacky boxes full of spunk, their hero is a fraud and keeps his child in a pet carrier covered in barbed wire
afriga...home
more africa kino
zero american champs btw
>>151787530i've known for years that he was going to beat the fucking shit out of aspinall
>>151787542the little bitch contest maybe
>>151787584Ciryl ''Bon Gamin'' Gane is American.
>kwabsfailian carrying water for bongsIt's like seeing an estonian speaking russian or a homeless man's dog by his side
>>151787189My Till's pupils are dilated all the way to the whites from coke. It's not a fair trade.
>>151787582What you watching b last time I saw afrigan gino on heem it was peak kino apex even
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NIP FLATLINE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
yeah right i need to see a replay
Literal niggers the lot of you
Savage
ok i consneed that was legit kek
>>151787584is that so
what are you guys watching
waht did meng mean by having hgh gut?
>>151787657Strayans talmbout purity is hilarious they are more mutted up than americans and they don't even have their own language just a retarded dialect
Poor poor sweet Georgina.....i hope she gets tested for AIDS
intermission after thissakuraba about to get weemed i reckon
>>151787666They don't want to share bappa probably asian going off context clues
junioraba will zeem
kinooooooooooo
>>151786943>>151787666
never mind
Well since I can't watch heems on account of flaccid prick cunts I'll just post in heem
Lizzie's in a boxIn a boxLizzie's in a boxNananaa nananaa nana
>japaleafjunioraba is doomed on second thought
>>151787666we're in the ganecord rewatching gane heeming tom
>actually watching BugzinYeah no
Anyone remember the time wanderlei quit due to an eyepoke
>>151787580WALLAGONNADLOOOOO, NLATE? VOWUME PONCH ME MOTHERFUCKAR?
Kekek
>>151787725I saw him get absolutely heemed after starting a brawl in a boxing match with a retired 57 year old former pro boxer. Werdum was there of course being the big shit starting macaco he is too. lol, wandy headbutted him a bunch and got dqed beforehand
Sakuraba Jr. is unfortunately Raja tier. That last submission loss to a jobber was embarrassing
hap nutty
BALL GEEMU
HEEM NUTTTTTYYYYYYYY
nah fuck that!
>>151787752Yes that's called being a real one, something aspinall and really all bongs (vis an vis bbc/savile/andrew/pakistan) can't really get into
>>151787667Human growth hormone doesnt just give you a belly b. Otherwise people wouldn't take it ever. lmao retard
>>151787777Guru is being spitroasted by comfort pakis right now, members of the Royal Rape Rangers sent to turn his monitor off (no licensce) and rape him
>>151787777Both are faggots. In fact, Tom should be /joeysguy/ he just hates him because guru likes him. Guru IS ducking him thoughbeit and would sadly get sleemed.
I would unironically kill myself if I was mrs aspinall leave tom and andy with the abomination
sakuraba jr has a weird fucked up golem body, long legs tiny torsohe's gonna get fucking kneemed if he keeps dropping for the leg like that
>WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE HECKING GROIN SHOT FOULS ITS NOT OH FUCKING KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151787784Imagine the stench yjk guru doesn't wash between his fat rolls>>151787790I'm not a joeyologist I don't like streaming that much but he's been on a tear this year
>>151785633That's charlie kirk wtf
>>151787742nate never recovered from this>>151787752it was kino
>>151787482He got hit with the light of judgement so when you walk in him the sad music plays that sounds like people in shambles. The happy cozy music music is gone. He got hit with the beam of judgement.
>>151787824No one asked b
>>151787819Kawasaki per mio personalmente
>>151787820one day soon the top of mighty mouse's head will break the sad news that guru is dead, overdosed on piss and meat pies
>>151787828>>151787839p4p worst poster in heemFag worse than Michael Jordan
What did big john figure out about the eye poke situation
>>151787853Don't sign your posts retard brain t. Big dick minge blaster
are people really proposing that this should be a point take?the reality is that reffing is subjective and intent is a part of the game
>THESE GUYS NEED TO CLOSE THEIR HECKIN FINGERS THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!
>>151787827>beam of judgement
>>151787854Big John figured out how to walk wide down hallways in order to threaten men of small stature like yourself without breaking laws.The burden of proof of on you to prove he committed a crime. He was just walking wide down the hallway.
>>151787850Guru will probably die doing something uncoordinated like falling down stairs and only be found when he decomposes it happens here to old people a lot
>>151787862Accelerated high intensity brain rot traffic area
>>151787819>>151787867Jesus we really are pathetic when you think about it... What faggots we've become...
>>151787876he's going to fall into a fat rending machine while trying to drink from it
>>151787879I don't speak urdu
>>151787876Buy an ad
HEEM TAPPUUUUUUUUUU
HEEM
>>151787889Imbred?
saku tappu
I hope guru loses lots of weight all at once like fat bastard did and hes all flappy and talking about how hes changed his life, and he thanks his local kebab shitbox for the diet plan then dies cause they were poisoning him for weeks
DO THE IMANARI ROLL YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>151787906He's too undisciplined the best we can hope for is sepsis and the askrin diet
>>151787899is he related to the same sakuraba who exposed the gracies
INTERMISSION TIMETake your lees and schaubs, fix a snack, don't fall asleep.
>>151787868Before it happened, wherever Colby walked you heard cheer, you heard twnkles from lockboxes, you heard drilling sounds, you heard it all. But now it all cardboard sounds and water erosion and plywood structures.When he got fried, he got cooked to the bone.
>>151787931You mean the man who was exposed by sexyama
Saku jr vs Kron Gracie is the fight to make
>>151787914>legbar
>>151787933Give me a link to what your watching poof boy I've been waiting for ages
>>151787931it's his son b
>>151787949The basal gangullar structure of his face indicates a problem. Maybe a problem with his thinking, maybe a problem with his mind. I don't know, but something has to change with him.
>>151787930true, I got too elaborate. Most likely he dies of anal erosion from sitting so long on his chair he fuses to it
>>151787962He looks like someone I wouldn't trust to solve a sudoku but I would ask to help me get back some money
brb finna make some tea with bare sugar
what 2 minutes locked in a cage with "Bon Gamin" looks like.
INTERMISSION 18 BINGS
Bear sugar for real finnish meng>>151787980I really see him tripping over his own feet and breaking his neck, doesn't even have to be a very high flight of stairs
>>151788006seriously shut the fuck up, respectfully.
>>151788002You should see these new teas I've been brewing with my chemist set lately. Dandilion tea, Pine needle tea. Pine extract. Natural mint crystals. Alertness mint crystals sold in small baggies.
>me eye
good mint crystals heal tom's eyes
Great to wake up in a world with Tom Aspinall as its Heavyweight Champion. Life is good!
>>151788021>hehe looks like I'll be a pirate for hally, me son!*guttural growling and demonic screams**PET SHED shakes*
>>151788026They heal my eyes to be able to see at night, stay up all night, etc..
Activities a man in his 30s can do with his father:Attend weddingsAttend funeralsGo huntingFix up the houseActivities a man in his 30s can NOT do with his father:Go to the doctorGo to another doctorGo to a third doctorTry to a fourth doctor
>>151788021
If Tom gets the witch's orb he'll be unstoppable again Gane or Jones. Equip the witch's orb, and you'll be granted mystic sight, without the need from physical eyeballs It's how Persius killed Medusa
>>151788031You say that but the tomcels are watching some crap and won't share, can you ask them I think I trigger their sensitive feelings
>Rizin intermission theme on loop
>>151785407Poatan is a real one who only loses by getting knocked the fuck out or by decision. I hate how Shitzilians support Oliveira more than him when the guy is a heartlet quitter who taps to strikes. My gf doesn't even know who Poatan is, but she commented on Oliveira's victory when I was telling her that my friend fought and won in Rio.
>>151788059>>151787950rizin.tv free rizin ppv on their site.
>I did what I had to do to retain the belt for england against france and this is how you repay me?bongs, your response?
>>151788039Kill a bear with a spear. Any fat retard can shoot one
>>151788071Bless>>151788076I'm not sure that's legal or loicensable
>>151788072What cartoon is this fromI don't watch cartoons
What I would do to any one of you here
>>151788085not sure found it on reddit
Brewing coffee skinning up and about to watch heems avec les hommes des heem
>>151788102Funny you mention that since MMA is basically the Pepsi of combat sports
>>151788085>>151788092>gets embarrassed c'mon dont be scared homie
>>151788107Pay Every Penny to Save Israel of combat sports?
>>151788118Yes
we back, 4 fights left
>>151787949Deformed mentally ill freak
cute
>>151788135Thanks pal not bad yourself
>>151788133but enough about islam
>>151788133Don't talk bad about those with head filled with lunchmeat. Take heed, for someday the brains in your head may also get replaced with braunschweiger.
>>151788133turn on my monitor.
>>151788125Left my balls across your forehead
>>151788135turn on my monitor
>>151788139Dagis are so retarded they get "ups"
>>151788139>SAME EYEBROWS>SAME EYES >SAME MOUTH >SAME EARSOH NONNN
>>151788143>>151788147kek hivemind
What is this the dead can dance
>>151788156It's the gay ass worm parasites linking up psychically
BAH GAWD THATS JIZZY MUSIC
Kate lotus is not a real name
>>151788088that ref was ready
the truth about MMA
It's really oyama she is trying a bobby green and I shall not play
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Dana is washed he needs to retire
>>151788185Should be 7 on 1
>>151788185me when i see tom aspinall's legion of brown retarded haydurs
Some congo fighter should adopt the nickname Ebola. It would sound threatening. Majumbe EBOOOOLAAAAA Niyobu!!!!
>>151788185This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all week
remember that onefc clip where the girls just fought and were holding shoulders and one brushed the others tit and she went in to kiss her?
>>151788185>3 STRONGEST Aspinall fanboys try to gang up on a single Gane scholar.mp4
>>151788185That's not cool man. But I could imagine some primitive tribal cull drive would kick in in a situation like this.
botTom Asspainal
>aspinall fans are brownI would kill myself if I was australian tbch no culture shit weather dangerous animals a country of immigrants fucking disgusting
me kidney stones...me eyes......me son.
Bungled that but my point was made>>151788215Proofs?
>>151788238it hasnt been posted in yearsi only remember one of the girls (the white one) had short hair. the other one was asian like thai or something
gay women? GROSS
Commentary tier:RizinONE with baht sankoDWCSKC with GSP and BasMengFC with SchaubONE without baht sankoPFLUFC
The eye poke situation has been hugely detrimental to the mental wellbeing of many posters in this general.
>>151788250Bloody gave your tommy fumbles munchausen syndrome innit guvna
>>151788185MMA was build on freak fights like this
>>151788247
>>151788269
>some 110lbs Asian chicks are tougher than the UFC HW championSad state of affairs
I'd like to lotus her katie iykwim
>>151788269>>151788287>h-he’s just a friend, babe calm down.
What the primus is going on
Japanese rap is absolute cheeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVLR15Lo_qgGuru to appear on Helwani? Our guy fucking made it.
Aesthetically derivative wholly uninspired and worst of all gay
>>151788260So does the rock take back the house or what? How can Themba afford the taxes on that place? Isn’t it a mansion ?
>>151788327Incorrect b https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhrJCbr58A
>>151788344But enough about Jon Jones.
>>151788342HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI knew it
>>151788344She literally looks like Khabib when he was a lad.
>>151788350Ok this is okay and obviously I didn't mean nujabes and similar although the rap was always the worst part of those>>151788352Rude
Schev the bootlicker
>>151788358imagine paying her to whimper fazza pls not tony, anyone but tony while you ram her tight hole and roar CSO when you nut in her ass
>>151788344
>>151788379You have legit fight iq
>le "based" mmafatso>says gypsies are honorable>takes rupees to do impressions on command>does impressions on command for a black man who pays his salary>friend and collaborator of ariel "jew" helwani>has never mentioned ariWill this week be even funnier than the last two
I fart my monitor sleep.
>>151788375The eggs are drying up she grows desperate and now even the penis shaped short man she's 99% sure sucks cock looks appealing
>>151788379OHHHHHHHHHHHHHITS TIGHT
If she had a cock she would be Fight Gary
>>151788403She's a yoga traveller those girls are into prostate digging sometimes passionately
TAPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HEEM TAPPY
>>151788375>what breaking up with schaub does to a mf
>>151788413Don't sign your 3rd person posts in green shirtlifter
>4'11"
I like this walkout sounds finnish almost
Oshima looks weigh more swole than the rankrette
Japan's anthem sounds a bit like Mr Perfects entrance song
Can't be understated how good this commentary is haven't heard about car tyres or booze yet
HAHAHA lets all talk nonstop about the fights we've been watching for hours without letting anyone else know the name of them
>>151788543Rizin b two super atomic japanese skirts going at it
>>151788543just look through the thread schizoid
main event next extreme kino incoming
Rena is so fit it hurts>>151788574Shut up retard
>>151788580if you ctrl f rizin there are 12 results... I'm afraid the american is terminally mentally handicapped
>>151788583shizuka mogs
Her voice is perfect
>>151788591Leaving my fellow lazy retard behind wouldn't be cool
SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
>dudeweed: japan
>>151788653Hasanjaks are easily the best ones in my unasked for opinion
All my boys have negative records
“Mate, Ilia we’ll give you islam at 170 you just have to get one win first”
This is good shit
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did mma used to always be this way
Giga story loss for the blonde guy
How many fights left
Wtf happened to the audioGood fight
heeeeem pummelly
Yeah this early stoppage Chinese slop just ain't for me sorry
RIZIN saved and won the weekend. Thank you Sakakibara.
i wanna break my dick off in this broad's ass
oh shit b
What is Pat Barry doing there
>>151788743
>>151788744He's pat barrying
>>151788742champagne girls mog
>>151788743Nah fuck that!
SOVLdaner could never
This song sounds like a generic song they played in italy all last year
>>151788742>>151788755big titty malooms girl >
>>151788764How did ari and ariel manage to pull that shit off it feels like 20 years ago pop still had a distinctive character wherever it was made, like tatu shakira etc now it really all sounds the fucking same
Dwayne Johnson at rizin new years eve bet
>>151788774Post the kimono
>>151788818OOOOOHHHHHH HE'S TOTALLY FINE
ok lads lets talk about how we fix the ufc
>>151788818We need a phrase even above tanking that shit. This was like a fly hitting a windshield. Imagine having pillow knees KEK
>>151788846I didnt post that for you to make fun of idiot
>>151788834Step one: get rid of british cowards
>>151788818volk is going to brutally decisionate this heemlet
A lot of women have seen Johnny Walker's cock.
>>151788864>implying noncesar will ever earn a title shot
>>151788852D.C looks like a good Christian here. A good Christian with testosterone levels naturally at 7000ng/dl
>>151788834Cut the bloated roster down. Then the lowest quality cards can be cut. Induce the top fighters to fight with greater frequency. Top 10 fighters in their prime shouldn't be fighting only once a year or less. Have more fights at catch weight so we can see the best fight the best regardless of weight class (Dana hates this) especially when divisions are logjammed. Change rules to stop favoring lay and pray e.g., allow knees to grounded opponents. Instead of focusing on Arabia have more cards in Europe and Asia to actually grow the sport. Strip Tom Aspinall of the championship. Get a better commentary team.
>>151788868Didn't know he raises fowl
>>151788905Stripping Aspinall and the commentary are the only good points here.>Remove the apex>Scrap 125 division>More black ring girlsDone
>>151788834Publicly permaheem ari emmanuel to send a message
Mark GodDARN
>>151788905>Top 10 fighters in their prime shouldn't be fighting only once a year or lessit's currently functioning exactly the way dana wants it to. most of these top fighters are not draws so paying them all to fight 3 times a year would cost dana a shitload more money while bringing in no extra revenue. you can actually expect this to get even worse now that the paramount deal is getting rid of ppvs, dana now has zero motivation to ever put on a good card again or at least not for the next few years while the guaranteed gravy train from paramount is rolling. basically, it's over.
>>151788852>why I oughta
>>151788974This. The inaugural paramount card will probably be Font vs McGhee or some shit.
>>1517869731. tom aspinall2. khabitch3.charles oliveira4.DC5.pereira6.DJ7.Islam8.ddp9.Machida10whittaker
>had to go to my gfs office today and missed RizinTell me it was a bad card bros...
>>151788998Machida drinks his own piss
>>151789000Talmbout a brothel bappa
>>151786973How do you know that? Do you go to reddit?
4chan reminds me of the skateboarding community. Skaters fancy themselves as nonconformist but will refuse to protect their brains with a helmet because other skaters will make fun of them.4chanitors are the same. They base their entire existence on being anti reddit, to the point it makes them take on the most retarded takes possible.Heemtards will say they like heems and hate wrestling, but when someone like Pereira or Aspinall come around and finish most of their opponents in devastating fashion they will hate them simply because reddit likes them.Its genuine mental illness
>>151789000Rub and tugs for sure!
>>151789017>reddit spacing>a lack of self awareness while projecting>tomcelGo back faggot
>>151786973As someone who uses both, he's more right >>151786973 . They adore Khabib. Fazzas plan memes still permeate daily, farming thousands of upvotes. Aspinall is the current reddit darling thoughbeit. All the thousand dislike hidden comments are "Tom did kind of look like he wanted out of there" and "Ciryl was winning that but I don't know".I dont really like heavyweight but you cant miss the constant posts of Aspinall and Brazzas. But if Tom would have done an interview with Guru it would be a very different story right now.
The effectiveness of the Aspinall PR machine should not be understated.
>>151789017Nah, it's simpler than that. People that like one thing go quiet when their thing loses and the people who like the thing come out and are more vocal. Then wen the opposite thing happens, the people who were just silent come out in droves and the others leave and dont speak up. Then simpleton observers come out and go "you guys are such hypocrites !" When it's really just different groups within the same space being more vocal or silent on a given subject.
>>151789090I mean Clozzoids heroes get BTFO time and time again yet he keeps running his mouth
>>151789017Aspinall has ZERO heems in the UFC
Aspinall is a brutal TKO merchant
To avoid being considered reddit I only boy predators, domestic abusers and other sexual deviants.
I have formed all my MMA opinions from Daniel Cormier's Club Shay Shay interview
>>151789117but that's all reddit
>>151789128I have been exposed. Who to boy to not be considered reddit? Women's 135ers? The refs?
>>151789142Bryce Mitchell I think
>>151789142You know who
>>151789106He's got zero good wins
>>151788853are those 2 or 3 punches? i cant tell
I'm surprised redditors even like the ufc considering Dana is an enormous piece of shit. I've seen them seethe about Dana before. They strike me as the types who'd watch other promotions because 'fuck Dana!' or something retarded like that. Of course, I don't know what they think or watch.
>>151789218
Who are the most 4chan fighters? My picks1. Aspinall (contrary to thread redditors) 2. Bryce Mitchell3. Sean Strickland4. Paddy Pimblett5. Arnold Allen6. Molly the meatball7. Darren Till8. Tom Breese9. Michael Bisping10. Leon Edwards
>>151789240I like Dana but he's a dirt bag and you can't deny that. He's the perfect villain to run the promotion. Him being a piece of shit makes the ufc. If it was run Mr nice guy reddit style it'd be boring as fuck
Long time no see.
>>151789246I like all of them except Molly. And Bisping and Leon are indifferent to me. Although Leon is somewhat alright for knocking out marty I guess.
>>151789246Jeff MolinaJordan LeavittPayton TalbottIan GarryBelal
>>151789246>>151789275Also whats the verdict on that new ugly Paddy dood with the glasses from the contender series I forgot his name. 4chan or reddit?
Ganebeast
>>151789288
>>151788834I genuinely don't understand why they don't limit cards to being once, maybe twice a month. Apex/weekly cards can sometimes have fun bangers on them and can be good for building prospects, but a lot of times they either are useless or take some potential good fights away from being shown to a wider audience on a bigger card. Like for example this win by Garcia could've been WAY bigger for building him up if they had it as a main card opener to 321 since it wouldve exposed him to a much larger audience. Cut the roster down and get rid of the excess bums, only keep the champs, top contenders, potential future talents and maybe a few unranked stragglers like Magny and such who can be good tests for those prospects, and limit them onto 2 cards a month so those cards can be top quality all the time
>>151789306It's a gold mine. You get some fat retards to fight for a few grand and spam a bunch of toyo tires and Jimmy John ads. Run some fixed fights, occasionally discover a hot prospect
>>151788834real answer? coordinate a media campaign boycott big enough to actually scare the ufc's partners into freaking out and begging dana for a crumb of good fights
>>151789326But barely anybody is paying to see that shit, the only people I know who willingly pay to watch ufc cards only pay for numbered cards, they never bother with fight nights and if they do they just find a stream online. If they did what I'm suggesting and maybe made those cards a little bigger they can still do what you're suggesting just with more people actually paying to watch
>>151786241Stone Cold Steve Autism
the ufc is a family and dana is our father
>>151789408Respect.
>>151789408What does that make Jellybean?
>>151789017aspinall is just cringe he hasn't even lost yet but he has a cringe fake personality so it is to be expected for reddit to like him and channers to hate.pereira can be cringe with his memes but I don't see people hate him too muchyou also seem to forget that people like to have fun here and mocking aspinall is funnier than complaining about the bee bee boo boo eyepokes
>>151789416the au pair that dana hired to take care of (sexually) his favourite son (me)
Just remembered Khamzat is champ
>>151789416watched her get the buttweenies
>>151789350>>151789408>>151789413L E V E Lhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm
>would've turned 40 yo 23 days ago bros...
>>151670535Any update on this?
>>151788344Beautiful
Tom still can't heckin see
>>151789494I got super bricked to Eurotrip when I thought I was gonna see the chick from Pete & Pete naked.
>>151785288New>>151789529>>151789529>>151789529
How does topuria feel knowing garbrandt is a much better boxer?
>>151789533Why is that general so dead
>>151789287He's cringe and romanian. Got beat up after missing weight by 6lbs lmao. Not seen if he fought since.
>>151788818evloev is gymbody goals.
feelin like a bantamweight after taking a shit
