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SERIE A MATCHDAY 10
>Saturday, Nov 1, 2025
15:00 Udinese 1 - 0 Atalanta
18:00 Napoli 0 - 0 Como
20:45 Cremonese 1 - 2 Juventus

>Sunday, Nov 2, 2025
12:30 Hellas Verona FC 1 - 2 Inter
15:00 Fiorentina 0 - 1 Lecce
15:00 Torino 2 - 2 Pisa
18:00 Parma 1 - 3 Bologna
20:45 AC Milan 1 - 0 AS Roma

>Monday, Nov 3, 2025
18:30 US Sassuolo 1 - 1 FC Genoa LIVE
20:45 S.S. Lazio - Cagliari

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4
>Tuesday, Nov 4, 2025
18:45 Napoli - Eintracht Frankfurt
21:00 Juventus - Sporting CP

>Wednesday, Nov 5, 2025
21:00 Inter - Kairat Almaty
21:00 Marseille - Atalanta

EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4
>Thursday, Nov 6, 2025
21:00 Bologna - Brann
21:00 Rangers - Roma

CONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3
>Thursday, Nov 6, 2025
18:45 Mainz 05 - Fiorentina

Reminder to compliment your sister's feet, to dab on the haters, to burn a candle for your fallen enemies, to rate etruscan players and to keep it comfy
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negru
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gud calcio
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Luciano Niggetti
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never in my life have I rated Dybala
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強き者、強き運命。弱き者、弱き運命。
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Why did Sballet hold a conference earlier? We don't play tomorrow, d-do we
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>>151792626
same
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>>151792626
crazy technique but takes like 5 million touches and doibblys instead of playing fast.
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thorsdvedt is not gud. dives too much
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>>151792626
I rated him here
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Sassuolonononono
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I rated ostigaard from the start btw
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gud gol
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baldy gole
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viola sisters...
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Matic is at sassuolo?kek
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glad for criscito
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>>151792972
really grim, seria ass is the graveyard of turkiye's graveyard
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>>151792957
>20th
holy kek
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>double the 5% odds of avoiding relegation with a win
>will soon hire De Rossi
if Leopardi was alive he'd be a lifelong Genoafag too
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Intrasting
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de rossi and d'aversa kino in serie a soon.

cant wait
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50% chance of mina/gwen getting into a scuffle
10% chance of folorunsho gol
95% chance of me thinking negative thoughts about dia
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>>151793061
Did you text her? Or are you partaking in calcio again to take your mind of it and procrastinate?
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>Paolo Negro to Livorno
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Can we have normal thread titles back please. Thanks
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>>151793164
Report each and every single post you don't like
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Who decides what is "normal"?
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>>151793249
they do
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>>151793262
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Bvll of the century: Stefano Pioli
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lazio score some goles
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very rough play atm, lets tone it done eh
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Piolification
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Big mutismo rubentini and bvrini about muh la troya dybala missing the penalty against memegnan who hadn't saved a penalty in 6 gorillion years
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*arrives*
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decent attack from lazio.
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>>151793392
is he a mafia don?
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isaksen not gud so far.
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letting chinaman give the deciding pass in attack

mo i sleep
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>Past a certain age, a man with a fantacalcio team can be a bad thing
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oh fuck sake toma
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basic shot desu
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ooh close
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fucking kill me
why are easy cut backs so hard for these cunts
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>had the chance to play that clair expedition 33 game that you all hyped
>its literally turned based
Yeah uninstalled it after 5min. Bigger disappointment than Torres at Milan
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notice how society went to shit the moment they stopped making games turn based, not a coincidence.
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Belgio did you see they mght be walking back on the civ-switching mechanic during eras
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>>151793636
only japanese tactical rpgs should be turn based
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>>151793595
i had completely repressed the memory of torres being at milan you just unlocked it jesus
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Your Honor, in the continuing case of "People that have taste v. Twinkazzo" I present Exhibit 47: the defendant’s utter disdain for "Expedition 33. How can we trust their judgment when they can’t even appreciate this modern masterpiece? This lack of taste not only speaks to their character but, and let’s be honest here, also serves to reinforce every preconceived notion that we have of his "twinkazzo" identity.
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>>151793595
turn based is based
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casteddu is trying.
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foloronshu has been decent. held the ball well and always looked espo to pass.
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>>151793595
It's also woke as fuck
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should've had 2 gols but no one in this team could score even if their life was on the line
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Half-time.
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>>151793694
Only if its pokemon games (on the gameboy color)
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Sleep tight /seriehairytits/
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enzo le 25million fee would have been roma's best player yesterday and under gasperini
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>>151793943
Wasn't he supposed to be karahan tepe fc tier?
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The 4 Twinkazzos in a row genre
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prostata time
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>>151793970
he still is but so is roma
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who do i kurp tomorrow
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>>151793972
4 in a row are too many factors to consider for its ilk. Match 3 games like Candy Crush is where it finds its comfort.
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>>151794100
What happens tomorro
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>prostata running at the same speed as lazzari
boy he quick
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>>151794131
psv getting atropelated
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Craniometry of Beppe Marotta: born in Varese but of southern Italian origin, he exhibits a distinctive high occiput, which points to the Cappadocian phenotype, an archaic Mediterranean type originating in Asia Minor, with a prominent convex nose
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>>151794131
youth vs sport
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Toma Bašić has a twin brother named Jakov
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GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS
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just shave his head and call him robben
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yess isaksss. my fanta
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>Danish player saves the day
Well well well
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kinol
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I mainly play open world- ((mostly ac) because I like to find and collect stuff), football- (fifa (yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the cl)) and strategy games (civ or city skylines (if I have time)). Sometimes I play bloons td too. But Im really busy so I have nearly no time for gaming so yes thats why I play gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phone.
(This blog post is serie a related because soon pioli will have enough time to start gaming again)
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>>151794339
i thought he was swede boy
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>>151794347
You thought wrong binland
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¡GOL!
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>>151794346
>yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the cl
Based
>gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phone
Not based

At least play Civ 6 on your phone
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is palestra a baby fenomeno?
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TIM :)
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>>151794374
Not a fan of playing "real" games on the phone
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noslin and dia got booed.
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Quackoletti
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>show the worst spot to get hit on to the ball

breh
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shouldve passed it ffs
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>>151794574
I kneel
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Zaccagni gol
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How's your evening going /seriea/?

>zaccagni golazzo
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zacca
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Zaccagni!
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>>151794596
no fabbrica tomorrow so bing chilling
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>>151794626
no need to mock shrimpy with the hand gesture
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U23 won
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What happens to Chancellor n-now?
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>>151794643
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another solid performance from prostata, like him paired with gila, it would be a shame to see them broken up since they complement each other well
>>151794663
hopefully they alternate more often once he's fully recovered
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i have decided to kurp copemeiners tomorrow
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Post >yfw you see this tomorrow 1 hour before kickoff
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>>151794857
This but switch muttuidi for openai
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>>151794857
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zaniolo,verrats and berardo to jj
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>>151794857
What is this about ahah
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>>151794989
its the kurp list
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Black Friday deals are up
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>>151795023
Has the phenomenon of "bangalijst" made it to Belgium yet?
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>>151794974
Even with the power of the marmotta league I don't see it, printer can barely beat Verona and bbilan cracked the code for serieass (don't play in European competition)
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>>151794555
right one is a Francesca 100%. Not sure about left, probably a Maria
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>>151795041
no
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Sign him Grimolli, before he starts leaving you on Read...
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I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Ruslan Malinovskiy
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do hunchbacks think there's any chance their locker room won't push Sballet out of the club link they did with the last 4 coaches as well?
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Givairo Sneed
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It is now 00:00
Juventus plays today.
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>>151794449
He's pure bangsbonium
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>>151795105
Imma be real witchu... no serious club should be singing Indian-looking crayon eaters
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Hello, fellow /daydrinkers/
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Today we go beyond the end.
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>>151795527
Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webm

Was throwing a catheter of piss at Sarri a Death Stranding reference? Is Sarri a BT?
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>>151795542
>Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webm
That was me!
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>tfw basic is a titolarissimo in serie
ass
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If you look at the serie ass table, the number of match won/tied/lost by each team describes their formation on the pitch. For example, cremonese won 3 matches, tied 5, lost 2, and they play with a 3-5-2 formation
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>>151795549
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Updated one is up

JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Koopmeiners; Cambiaso, Locatelli, K. Thuram, Kostić; McKennie, Yıldız; Vlahović.
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Gila>Bremerd
Goodnight
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>>151795577
Checked and esotericpilled
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>>151795577
laviola has zero good defenders so 0-4-6 is appropriate
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>Bling_BlingAL
WTF, Adamo didn't quit us!
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Jj play in 20 hours
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>>151795858
grim
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>>151795858
i oppose myself to this
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>Inter - Kairat
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watching porchetto with brazil's shirt feels like such a bad omen, like an impeding doom all over the footy world, a turn of the wheel that we can't escape, a plusvalenza never to be capitalized, a mistake repeated by VAR through the infinity of space and lost in time, like thousands of bald frauds coaching every team at the same time, or a legion of negrus all wanting to be goalkeepers

truly dark times ahead

also
>that brazilian team lmao
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Just read the name "Alex Sandro" in november 2025
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>>151796546
>>151796498
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>>151792626
The injuries completely destroyed him. I think only Erik Lamela comes close in terms of glass-leg issues sabotaging an otherwise promising career.
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>>151793918
How do you manage to always be the most homosexual poster of this general? Every time i lurk this thread i think even the schizophrenic poorfag poster may have more testosterone in his body than you.
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Good morning!

Thanks to Pavlovic its balkan week at denner
>>151796711
How many pizzas have you already eaten this week?
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Jj play again in 12 hours
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>>151795577
this is what they discuss at the /seriea/ mason lodge
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>>151796711
I don't think it's homosexuality, it's just the way(45) of the polsci enthusiasts
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TWINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lidl's focaccia... calcio spallettiano...
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>>151792548
Drinking just makes me feel sad these days. I don't get that euphoria and desire to chat shit like I used to.
What's happened to me boys? Might have to move on to /daycodeine/ at this rate.
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>>151801904
i ate 4 of the little ones with sausage
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>Pioli got sacked
rip
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The Strange Death of Piolus
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>>151802279
Life moves on mate but do you know what does make you feel good?! Updating the UCL Fanta!!!

(I’m kinda the same now, had quite a bit to drink on Sunday during the game and I just felt tired and fed up, no real buzz)
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>Dick Cheney
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>151802460
everything is happening too much today!
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Mo I take a innocuous picture with Penaldo
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Grilling spicy sausages for lunch fras. Not particularly hyped for watching Juve and Napoli shit the bed today but there is nothing better to do

>Serie B side Spezia are set to sack their coach, Luca D’Angelo and replace him with ex-Italy CT Roberto Donadoni.
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Test
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>>151802510
should have waited to grill them for the olympiacos-psv game
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>Italian Premier League player Udogie is believed to be the one who was allegedly threatened with a gun on a North London street by a sports agent.
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>>151802530
>import the mafia world become the mafia world
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>>151795577
>nazio has 4 wins 3 ties 3 defeats
>plays with a 4-3-3
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>>151802508
I looked up Raoul Bova news and was confused
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>>151802530
Wouldn't have happened if he had choosed Raiola
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>choosed
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the ghost of raiola is still managing the ghost of potba
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guardiolel will pay 80m for the super technical cb kurpmeiners
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if buciano doesn't shit the bed today I'm getting pic related
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>>151802380
Is UCL Fanta actually good? I need something to keep me going during the week.
What's the UI like? All other fantasy footy I've tried apart from FPL have terrible UI.
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Mino Rabiola
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Also ffs I just remembered we waited an entire year for Pogba to recover
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>>151803120
It's nice desu
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>>151802965
+70m for benchwarmer hadjimoussa
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>>151803432
i.e "we waited for his steroid cycle which we ourselves administered, as per juventus tradition, to be no longer traceable
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Italian vidya fenomeno Vampire Survivors is getting a Warhammer-themed spinoff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5E_EaxN1qo
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>>151803643
>they didn't even bother giving it an original name
>also can only play as humiez
boooooriiiiiing, next
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Chat, is this rizz?
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>>151803672
vampire survivors-like: warhammer 40K
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>to me Koopmeiners is a midfielder
>proceeds to play him as defender
Is this what Plato meant with noble lie?
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>>151803804
ive seen him play irl in red and black
he makes known twink david brooks look like a fully grown man
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Désiré Doué wins the Golden Boy Award 2025
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>>151803672
>>151803829
Vampire Survivor's main charm is the characters' names, this one looks like a cheap copy with a few reskins here and there. At least games such as Megabonk and Ball X Pit took that concept and tried to expand it a little bit.
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>>151803804
This fucking GOALcel should focus on scoring on the pitch, then the chicks will come to him.
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The tragedy of Aaron Ramsey after signing for a club in Mexico:

• Joined Mexican club Pumas UNAM in July 2025 on a one-year deal

• Made 6 appearances and scored 1 goal for the club

• On October 9 his dog Halo disappeared after leaving Halo in a dog-shelter in San Miguel de Allende when he joined his national team

• The cameras at the site mysteriously did not work

• He initially offered a USD $10k reward for Halo’s return, then doubled it to USD $20k

• Several weeks passed and Halo was never found or heard from again

• Before leaving Mexico Ramsey shared on his IG account: "The cameras weren’t recording, no tracker found her, no sightings, no body, and a bunch of lies!"

• The incident deeply affected him off the pitch, and he terminated his contract with Pumas after 3-4 months at the club
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>>151803804
depends on who it was sent to
>>151804085
>Ball X Pit
really enjoying this atm
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>>151804088
>jimenez
>gimenez
Do you have explosive residue in your eyes Amin?
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https://x.com/romeoagresti/status/1985751563843838188
>Jjust to hire a Glega board member
Oh no
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>>151804277
*Glesga
fuck
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>>151804193
There's two of them? Never seen him play. God Milan signed so many shitters, sporting director Ibra absolute ass.
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Europa Universalis 5 is up, but the crack isn't
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Hello kitty vampire hunter adventure
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>>151804277
The Caledonification of calcio SHALL continue!

(/tv/ idea: a Californication remake set in Scotland called Caledonification)
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Geo vampire guessr hunter
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The adidas Juventus LF jersey will be released on November 5th
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Made a ragu with chunks of beef meat instead of minced beef meat. It had to simmer for 6 hours for the beef chunks to fall apart but there is 1000x more flavour.

In the weekend I will try the same for chili con carne, using the beef chunks instead of beef minced meat.
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>>151804545
/ck
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>>151804319
Vicky 3's cracked version came out on the same date as the game, but then again that game leaked months in advance...I'm here looking at people playing it, seething
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cam on napolecani
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This is the most sterile possession football I've ever seen, good job Nabule
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>>151804545
Why dont you post pictures?
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>>151804621
TANOKE cracked it, go take a look
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>>151804844
hell yeah, thanks
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Tanuki
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>Fiorentina abandon D’Aversa option as dressing room pushes for Palladino return

not gud
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good lord
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>>151805074
lmao i just did the same thing 3 minutes ago because i remembered its 4th of novemeber
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Me: I have a problem
Boss: You should use Regular Expressions to solve it
Me: Now I have 2 problems
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>not playing soccer manager
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Well that was a boring first half, Frankfurt wants the draw and is not even trying to leave its half
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Thoughts on the line-up J-bluds?
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>>151805651
0-3
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>>151805651
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>>151805651
Awww, here it goes
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>>151805651
>>151805674
Probably looks more like this, or with Conceicao further forward and Muttuidi as the RWB
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>>151805674
>>151805651
is kelly injured or does buciano hate him that much he's willing to play cumbeeassobomber in his place ??
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>>151805742
Muscle injury last I checked
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>>151805651
Possibly gigakino
Worth watching and live shitposting
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>Juan Albanés messed up another formation
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Mckennie is the best player in Juventus. But the JJ customers shit him constantly just because he's american. A Corvette among Fiat 500s.
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>>151804843
i should really
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Napolel is so fucking bad, how did they win the scudetto?
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>>151805908
Conte + NoEuroFootybonus
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>gonde in europe
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Spalletti:

On the match – “We need a win. We must show the right attitude. What matters most is being ready to do whatever the match demands. Chase when it’s time to chase, and when we have the ball, we must show a good level of football.”

On McKennie’s position – “McKennie is excellent at working all over the pitch; he’s also good when playing more centrally. Conceição finds it a bit more difficult inside, but his best area is the wide spot near the penalty box.”

On Cremonese – “When Cremonese pressed us aggressively, we quickly adjusted defensively. But Sporting are very good at making you run without the ball. The physical effort is the same — if you use it all chasing, you’ll have no energy left when you’re in possession.”
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Ben Kingsley Spalletti
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New Humble Pro-Choice Monthly Woke Bundle is up
(it's fucking shit)
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Look out for clussy posting later on
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>>151806160
Another Crab's Treasure is gud doe

>They remade Pharoah
Tf?!?! It's probably lost all it's sovl, but the original was a very gud citybuilder
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how many balls have they shot 100 meters high from just outside the box now?
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>>151806187
Does it have nude mods? No? Then it's CRAP
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will buciano be exposed?
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>>151806312
Yes. Tudor football is more football, Spalletti is less football so more exposed
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Napoli - 1.91 Expected goals (xG) 0.36 - Eintracht Frankfurt
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Yeah that was enough semen slurping sport
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Is Conte deliberately trying to drop out of europe so he can go back to playing once a week?
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>>151806371
Yet more proof that xG means nothing, Napoli could have played for another 90 minutes without scoring
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>>151806468
Your whole life means nothing too so why don't you get over with it instead of living another 50 years lol
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>>151806460
yes its not like napoli could reach further than quarter finals
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>all wins
>zero conceded
over to you inter
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>0 CL winning arsesissies in my /seriea/
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>Caressa "commenting"
grim
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>>151806527
You're not wrong there
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ioannidis hat trick (three penalties) incoming
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Oh, it's one of *those* refs
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Vagiannidis sounds like a nasty ancient std
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What the FUCK, Fresneda mentioned, you now remember
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Olympiakos (some say Kosm)
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>no Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. Juste
jJ might have a chance
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>>151806747
>Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. Juste
Northern bvll
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based buyern death to pissg
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What happened to Gatti's face, did he expose his face to Timefall?
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>>151806721
does your broadcast have a yellow sepia colour? this is gayreek technologia
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I'm pretty sure Gatti got a hair system instead of a hair transplant
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>>151806795
it's not Gatti, it's a clone
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>>151806812
It does a bit, but when the camera was scrolling by the player's faces during the CL anthem it was even more noticeable
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GREAT blocking by Teun. He's like a new signing
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Went from Kalulu YOLOcrosses to Muttuidi's..........................
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>>151806837
its the rain guard this is the state of greece using 1920s technology in 2025
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Someone tell Muttuidi his crosses don't have to follow the same trajectory as his countrie's tomahawk missiles
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>>151806882
that lil chubby texas nigga has become unironically my favourite player of the last 5 years of Juve
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>he didn't order the 2026 balatro calendar
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>>151806912
Link
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:skull:
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Sballet pls
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>Di Gregorio
Jesus christ man
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it begins
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Every shot is a goal
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this could get ugly
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>>151806923
Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar - Fangamer Europe https://share.google/BP9paaXaYSdfootO3
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Sborrting has a better player in each position, if Comolli were to shop literally anybody he wouldn't make any mistake lol
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>>151806947
He's actually a regen of Handanovic lmfao, only shows up every once in a while and then concedes the most retarded
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what a sculata
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The power of Spaletti
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>>151806996
imagine paying for ai fanfic of a mobile game
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This has gone too far, Spalletti OUT
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Did Turdor's car reach Spalato yet
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>Sborrham
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see, thats how you make a save
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ABJ bro's thank god comolli signed spaletti we are FEASTING all the way to the summer AT LEAST
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>PisSV
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It's literally been Zingarentus since Igor left
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did digre mess up or was it a golazo
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slugatelli thinks he's frank lampard
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Did Tudor's car reach Balatro yet
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only vlahovic shoots instead of passing it there
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Sborrting's keeper is showing Di Merdorio what an actual keeper is
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>>151807058
An extremely accurate shot which should've been prevented
So both
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>>151807058
Tricky angle but Greg could've done much better there
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My father told me Koopmeiners, tonight, has the eyes of somebody who wants to decide this match
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>>151807058
See >>151807004
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Di Gianantonio
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>it's a Cambiaso playing like his controller disconnected episode
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Locatelli looks more than Thuram than Thuram looks like Locatelli
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Cambiaso is the kind of guy who only plays with the Checkered deck on Balatro
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Buy both these Greek memes wtf
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Just made a Cloacatelli edit but it's too disgusting to post
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I used to rate Thuram but I forgot why
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Thuram genuinely awful tonight
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>>151807176
Similar reasons to you rating Douglas Luiz I'm sure

I've been a Thuramtruther since day 1
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>hitting Conceicao of all players
Kek
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>>151807181
he's playing while injuried
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jJ should just sell the whole squad and buy the sborrting sqaud
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This looks like a very Opendian match
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>>151807181
None of >our midfielders are good in tight spaces nor have a decent touch lmfao
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New Curious Assistant footage!!
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>>151807249
Zingarova has those skills, but generally lacks the ability to walk
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>yellow to Cambiaso for that
What the fuck is this ref kek
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Dembel-ACK!
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That was a clear yellow, instead he booked the victim. Always the same shit. Incredible.
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Negru on negru violence
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/idea/: Hieronymus Bosch marmot
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BREAKING NEWS | Belgian airspace is CLOSED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT and until further notice following drone sightings.
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Yeah sub on Zingarova, Adzic and Kostic please Buciano
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Yeah I'm done. Usual Ceferin approved referee... Either that or he's blind... Two clear fouls in 2 seconds and he didnt see neither of them....
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I don't know what this ref is doing lol
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This fucking greaseball locatelli has 1 goal in 4 seasons and takes more shots than everyone
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This referee is fucking shit jesus christ lmao
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ZINGAROOOOO
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VLACH
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The clowns are supposed to be posted after the match, not having them refereeing wtf
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Based Zingaro and I apologize to Thuram
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he's really dusaning his vlahovic right now
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Nice gole desu. Good job zingaro
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Decent run and assist by Thuram but Jesus Christ, it's clear that he's still injured, sub him off at half-time even for his mental sake
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>>151807509
This one glass panel saved multiple people from suiciding
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Conceicao porco dio you fucking shitter
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>>151806782
The power of this jinx is going unnoticed
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All that money for Openduck and Davidgru as Vlaho replacements kek
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NANO DI MERDA
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Allegrian goal btw
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aahhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID HE MISS THAT
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>>151807348
Wtf it's real
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No refunds for Conceição
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Vlahovic is possesed
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It's going unnoticed just the kind of damage Thiago Motta was doing to this team btw
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Yildiz waking up. I guess he was still mentally recovering from finishing As Dusk Falls in a single sit
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serious question: in your country, do you usually watch matches on tv / on streaming / via unofficial east timorese streams?
whatever it is, in Hungary, it's still not customary even in official streams to be able to turn off the (usually shitty) commentary and just listen to stadium ambience
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>>151807654
i dont rate him
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>>151807709
kurp de Tiako if Nonceicao's decision making is dreadful and Lukakatelli is more worried about topping the most irrelevant stats instead of being helpful
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>>151807704
Contract is up soon and he's turning into an actual striker only now ffs
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Aruba please buy the third kit so we can renew the right gypsy
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>>151807709
But nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the anti thiago loffa poster is a schizo they assured me
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>>151807760
I watch on Ziggo, officially. And you can turn off the commentary when watching on their box, but not their app
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>>151807797
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>>151807709
*Giuntoli
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>>151807760
you can only listen to ambient noise whenever sports journos go on a strike
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Right, Kalulu is playing
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>>151807836
>sports journos go on a strike
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Gud first half, Koopmeiners somehow the best CB on the pitch for >us tonight lole
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Half-time?
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https://x.com/ilario82/status/1985799112864960522
>russians hate dogs just like me
Uuuuuuh based?
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>>151807869
this is how everyone feels when it happens but sometimes they get a special permit from their union to do the broadcast even while on strike
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>>151807882
Watching Diomande makes one realize how insanely dogshit >our CBs are, for the positive part Koopmeiners has been honestly really good at least
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hakimi is kil
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>>151807968
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>>151807968
Also offside, just you wait
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>can't even stand up
Yeah Beppe is on a streak
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Half time clussy
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Kelly got tough competition from Koopmeiners to get back into the starting XI..
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Sergiño Dest was dribbled past five times by an opponent in the first half against Olympiakos. That is already the second-highest number for a CL player this season over an entire (!) match.
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id like to remind /seriea/ that it is, still in fact, tummy tuesday
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Ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Moroccans in my French university chat are seething because they're playing AFCON at home this winter and dream about a victory
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>>151808116
he is playing against podence so thats natural
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>>151808164
might not play football ever again and they care about them icky mouse trophy zambia has won
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>>151808164
>French university chat
>Moroccans
You're trowling for beurette and baguette pusy?!?!?!
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>>151808164
you dont need to be a med student to know that there's no chance he plays in afcon
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Di Gregorio's kurp if Greasytelli is too worried about his irrelevant stats rather than marking sborrting players
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Hopefully he switches Cambiaso to the right and plays Gnostic
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Stomach hurting
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What's the point of these weak ass shots from outside the box, just keep passing it around ffs
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>>151808422
Locatelli ahh post
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Only Koopmeiners could kek
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Koopmeiners lmfao
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>>151808478
good excuse to sub him off
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>no yellow on kalulu
lmaoooo
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Teun gonna cosplay a Balatro joker with these shoes in different colours
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Not sure who I'd rather see deader between this ref or Gatti
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>>151808547
Well >we might not see this ref ever again, Gatti on the other hand is bound to stay until 2030 so
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>Zingaro and Hjulmand arguing
He just killed our mercato wtf
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Bring on the Opendarc Raider, tonight’s the night….
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I think Openda and Adciz could work well as subs
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wtf Thuram's shot just landed on my Lune in a jar action figure
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Lel thuram
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that was like a koop free kick
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Khephren, maybe far shots aren't your thing h-haha
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Thuram stop fucking shooting
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really wishing Lillian got his tubes tied watching this game
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Locatelli and Thuram walk into a shooting range
Everyone dies
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Thuram is now ready to join the IDF
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SPALLETTI THE SUBS YOU BALD FUCK
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Thuram…brother ask for a sub ur not 100%...
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Catamo Luiano
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I can forgive Thuram because he has an assist at least but watching Locatelli play is a depressing experience, God what a shitter
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>van der ven
just a dutch version of gila
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Maybe I'm just too used to our shitters but that Diomandé negru seems alright
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>>151808833
Gila wishes kek

Like comparing Usain Bolt to Cataldi
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Yeah let's wait until the uuuuuh 85th minute to make some subs now that the team has collapsed
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>>151808833
you mean nuno
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Is Zegrova still in the Dr. Gero laboratories or he's been called up?
Anyway SBALLET THE CHANGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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As soon as a coach joins Jj they instantly forget about substitutions. Really makes you think huh



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