SERIE A MATCHDAY 10>Saturday, Nov 1, 202515:00 Udinese 1 - 0 Atalanta18:00 Napoli 0 - 0 Como20:45 Cremonese 1 - 2 Juventus>Sunday, Nov 2, 202512:30 Hellas Verona FC 1 - 2 Inter15:00 Fiorentina 0 - 1 Lecce 15:00 Torino 2 - 2 Pisa18:00 Parma 1 - 3 Bologna20:45 AC Milan 1 - 0 AS Roma>Monday, Nov 3, 202518:30 US Sassuolo 1 - 1 FC Genoa LIVE20:45 S.S. Lazio - CagliariCHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4>Tuesday, Nov 4, 202518:45 Napoli - Eintracht Frankfurt21:00 Juventus - Sporting CP>Wednesday, Nov 5, 202521:00 Inter - Kairat Almaty21:00 Marseille - AtalantaEUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4>Thursday, Nov 6, 202521:00 Bologna - Brann21:00 Rangers - RomaCONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3>Thursday, Nov 6, 202518:45 Mainz 05 - FiorentinaReminder to compliment your sister's feet, to dab on the haters, to burn a candle for your fallen enemies, to rate etruscan players and to keep it comfy
negru
gud calcio
Luciano Niggetti
never in my life have I rated Dybala
強き者、強き運命。弱き者、弱き運命。
Why did Sballet hold a conference earlier? We don't play tomorrow, d-do we
>>151792626same
>>151792626crazy technique but takes like 5 million touches and doibblys instead of playing fast.
thorsdvedt is not gud. dives too much
>>151792626I rated him here
Sassuolonononono
I rated ostigaard from the start btw
gud gol
baldy gole
viola sisters...
Matic is at sassuolo?kek
glad for criscito
>>151792972really grim, seria ass is the graveyard of turkiye's graveyard
>>151792957>20thholy kek
>double the 5% odds of avoiding relegation with a win >will soon hire De Rossiif Leopardi was alive he'd be a lifelong Genoafag too
Intrasting
de rossi and d'aversa kino in serie a soon. cant wait
50% chance of mina/gwen getting into a scuffle 10% chance of folorunsho gol 95% chance of me thinking negative thoughts about dia
>>151793061Did you text her? Or are you partaking in calcio again to take your mind of it and procrastinate?
>Paolo Negro to Livorno
Can we have normal thread titles back please. Thanks
>>151793164Report each and every single post you don't like
Who decides what is "normal"?
>>151793249they do
>>151793262
Bvll of the century: Stefano Pioli
lazio score some goles
very rough play atm, lets tone it done eh
Piolification
Big mutismo rubentini and bvrini about muh la troya dybala missing the penalty against memegnan who hadn't saved a penalty in 6 gorillion years
*arrives*
decent attack from lazio.
>>151793392is he a mafia don?
isaksen not gud so far.
letting chinaman give the deciding pass in attackmo i sleep
>Past a certain age, a man with a fantacalcio team can be a bad thing
oh fuck sake toma
basic shot desu
ooh close
fucking kill me why are easy cut backs so hard for these cunts
>had the chance to play that clair expedition 33 game that you all hyped>its literally turned based Yeah uninstalled it after 5min. Bigger disappointment than Torres at Milan
notice how society went to shit the moment they stopped making games turn based, not a coincidence.
Belgio did you see they mght be walking back on the civ-switching mechanic during eras
>>151793636only japanese tactical rpgs should be turn based
>>151793595i had completely repressed the memory of torres being at milan you just unlocked it jesus
Your Honor, in the continuing case of "People that have taste v. Twinkazzo" I present Exhibit 47: the defendant’s utter disdain for "Expedition 33. How can we trust their judgment when they can’t even appreciate this modern masterpiece? This lack of taste not only speaks to their character but, and let’s be honest here, also serves to reinforce every preconceived notion that we have of his "twinkazzo" identity.
>>151793595turn based is based
casteddu is trying.
foloronshu has been decent. held the ball well and always looked espo to pass.
>>151793595It's also woke as fuck
should've had 2 gols but no one in this team could score even if their life was on the line
Half-time.
>>151793694Only if its pokemon games (on the gameboy color)
Sleep tight /seriehairytits/
enzo le 25million fee would have been roma's best player yesterday and under gasperini
>>151793943Wasn't he supposed to be karahan tepe fc tier?
The 4 Twinkazzos in a row genre
prostata time
>>151793970he still is but so is roma
who do i kurp tomorrow
>>1517939724 in a row are too many factors to consider for its ilk. Match 3 games like Candy Crush is where it finds its comfort.
>>151794100What happens tomorro
>prostata running at the same speed as lazzari boy he quick
>>151794131psv getting atropelated
Craniometry of Beppe Marotta: born in Varese but of southern Italian origin, he exhibits a distinctive high occiput, which points to the Cappadocian phenotype, an archaic Mediterranean type originating in Asia Minor, with a prominent convex nose
>>151794131youth vs sport
Toma Bašić has a twin brother named Jakov
GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS
just shave his head and call him robben
yess isaksss. my fanta
>Danish player saves the dayWell well well
kinol
I mainly play open world- ((mostly ac) because I like to find and collect stuff), football- (fifa (yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the cl)) and strategy games (civ or city skylines (if I have time)). Sometimes I play bloons td too. But Im really busy so I have nearly no time for gaming so yes thats why I play gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phone.(This blog post is serie a related because soon pioli will have enough time to start gaming again)
>>151794339i thought he was swede boy
>>151794347You thought wrong binland
¡GOL!
>>151794346>yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the clBased>gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phoneNot based At least play Civ 6 on your phone
is palestra a baby fenomeno?
TIM :)
>>151794374Not a fan of playing "real" games on the phone
noslin and dia got booed.
Quackoletti
>show the worst spot to get hit on to the ballbreh
shouldve passed it ffs
>>151794574I kneel
Zaccagni gol
How's your evening going /seriea/?>zaccagni golazzo
zacca
Zaccagni!
>>151794596no fabbrica tomorrow so bing chilling
>>151794626no need to mock shrimpy with the hand gesture
U23 won
What happens to Chancellor n-now?
>>151794643
another solid performance from prostata, like him paired with gila, it would be a shame to see them broken up since they complement each other well >>151794663hopefully they alternate more often once he's fully recovered
i have decided to kurp copemeiners tomorrow
Post >yfw you see this tomorrow 1 hour before kickoff
>>151794857This but switch muttuidi for openai
>>151794857
zaniolo,verrats and berardo to jj
>>151794857What is this about ahah
>>151794989its the kurp list
Black Friday deals are up
>>151795023Has the phenomenon of "bangalijst" made it to Belgium yet?
>>151794974Even with the power of the marmotta league I don't see it, printer can barely beat Verona and bbilan cracked the code for serieass (don't play in European competition)
>>151794555right one is a Francesca 100%. Not sure about left, probably a Maria
>>151795041no
Sign him Grimolli, before he starts leaving you on Read...
I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you until you love meRuslan Malinovskiy
do hunchbacks think there's any chance their locker room won't push Sballet out of the club link they did with the last 4 coaches as well?
Givairo Sneed
It is now 00:00Juventus plays today.
>>151794449He's pure bangsbonium
>>151795105Imma be real witchu... no serious club should be singing Indian-looking crayon eaters
Hello, fellow /daydrinkers/
Today we go beyond the end.
>>151795527Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webmWas throwing a catheter of piss at Sarri a Death Stranding reference? Is Sarri a BT?
>>151795542>Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webmThat was me!
>tfw basic is a titolarissimo in serieass
If you look at the serie ass table, the number of match won/tied/lost by each team describes their formation on the pitch. For example, cremonese won 3 matches, tied 5, lost 2, and they play with a 3-5-2 formation
>>151795549
Updated one is upJUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Koopmeiners; Cambiaso, Locatelli, K. Thuram, Kostić; McKennie, Yıldız; Vlahović.
Gila>BremerdGoodnight
>>151795577Checked and esotericpilled
>>151795577laviola has zero good defenders so 0-4-6 is appropriate
>Bling_BlingALWTF, Adamo didn't quit us!
Jj play in 20 hours
>>151795858grim
>>151795858i oppose myself to this
>Inter - Kairat
watching porchetto with brazil's shirt feels like such a bad omen, like an impeding doom all over the footy world, a turn of the wheel that we can't escape, a plusvalenza never to be capitalized, a mistake repeated by VAR through the infinity of space and lost in time, like thousands of bald frauds coaching every team at the same time, or a legion of negrus all wanting to be goalkeeperstruly dark times aheadalso>that brazilian team lmao
Just read the name "Alex Sandro" in november 2025
>>151796546>>151796498
>>151792626The injuries completely destroyed him. I think only Erik Lamela comes close in terms of glass-leg issues sabotaging an otherwise promising career.
>>151793918How do you manage to always be the most homosexual poster of this general? Every time i lurk this thread i think even the schizophrenic poorfag poster may have more testosterone in his body than you.
Good morning!Thanks to Pavlovic its balkan week at denner>>151796711How many pizzas have you already eaten this week?
Jj play again in 12 hours
>>151795577this is what they discuss at the /seriea/ mason lodge
>>151796711I don't think it's homosexuality, it's just the way(45) of the polsci enthusiasts
TWINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lidl's focaccia... calcio spallettiano...
>>151792548Drinking just makes me feel sad these days. I don't get that euphoria and desire to chat shit like I used to.What's happened to me boys? Might have to move on to /daycodeine/ at this rate.
>>151801904i ate 4 of the little ones with sausage
>Pioli got sackedrip
The Strange Death of Piolus
>>151802279Life moves on mate but do you know what does make you feel good?! Updating the UCL Fanta!!!(I’m kinda the same now, had quite a bit to drink on Sunday during the game and I just felt tired and fed up, no real buzz)
>Dick CheneyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151802460everything is happening too much today!
Mo I take a innocuous picture with Penaldo
Grilling spicy sausages for lunch fras. Not particularly hyped for watching Juve and Napoli shit the bed today but there is nothing better to do>Serie B side Spezia are set to sack their coach, Luca D’Angelo and replace him with ex-Italy CT Roberto Donadoni.
Test
>>151802510should have waited to grill them for the olympiacos-psv game
>Italian Premier League player Udogie is believed to be the one who was allegedly threatened with a gun on a North London street by a sports agent.
>>151802530>import the mafia world become the mafia world
>>151795577>nazio has 4 wins 3 ties 3 defeats>plays with a 4-3-3
>>151802508I looked up Raoul Bova news and was confused
>>151802530Wouldn't have happened if he had choosed Raiola
>choosed
the ghost of raiola is still managing the ghost of potba
guardiolel will pay 80m for the super technical cb kurpmeiners
if buciano doesn't shit the bed today I'm getting pic related
>>151802380Is UCL Fanta actually good? I need something to keep me going during the week.What's the UI like? All other fantasy footy I've tried apart from FPL have terrible UI.
Mino Rabiola
Also ffs I just remembered we waited an entire year for Pogba to recover
>>151803120It's nice desu
>>151802965+70m for benchwarmer hadjimoussa
>>151803432i.e "we waited for his steroid cycle which we ourselves administered, as per juventus tradition, to be no longer traceable
Italian vidya fenomeno Vampire Survivors is getting a Warhammer-themed spinoff:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5E_EaxN1qo
>>151803643>they didn't even bother giving it an original name>also can only play as humiezboooooriiiiiing, next
Chat, is this rizz?
>>151803672vampire survivors-like: warhammer 40K
>to me Koopmeiners is a midfielder >proceeds to play him as defender Is this what Plato meant with noble lie?
>>151803804ive seen him play irl in red and blackhe makes known twink david brooks look like a fully grown man
Désiré Doué wins the Golden Boy Award 2025
>>151803672>>151803829Vampire Survivor's main charm is the characters' names, this one looks like a cheap copy with a few reskins here and there. At least games such as Megabonk and Ball X Pit took that concept and tried to expand it a little bit.
>>151803804This fucking GOALcel should focus on scoring on the pitch, then the chicks will come to him.
The tragedy of Aaron Ramsey after signing for a club in Mexico:• Joined Mexican club Pumas UNAM in July 2025 on a one-year deal• Made 6 appearances and scored 1 goal for the club• On October 9 his dog Halo disappeared after leaving Halo in a dog-shelter in San Miguel de Allende when he joined his national team• The cameras at the site mysteriously did not work• He initially offered a USD $10k reward for Halo’s return, then doubled it to USD $20k• Several weeks passed and Halo was never found or heard from again• Before leaving Mexico Ramsey shared on his IG account: "The cameras weren’t recording, no tracker found her, no sightings, no body, and a bunch of lies!"• The incident deeply affected him off the pitch, and he terminated his contract with Pumas after 3-4 months at the club
>>151803804depends on who it was sent to >>151804085>Ball X Pitreally enjoying this atm
>>151804088>jimenez>gimenezDo you have explosive residue in your eyes Amin?
https://x.com/romeoagresti/status/1985751563843838188>Jjust to hire a Glega board memberOh no
>>151804277*Glesgafuck
>>151804193There's two of them? Never seen him play. God Milan signed so many shitters, sporting director Ibra absolute ass.
Europa Universalis 5 is up, but the crack isn't
Hello kitty vampire hunter adventure
>>151804277The Caledonification of calcio SHALL continue!(/tv/ idea: a Californication remake set in Scotland called Caledonification)
Geo vampire guessr hunter
The adidas Juventus LF jersey will be released on November 5th
Made a ragu with chunks of beef meat instead of minced beef meat. It had to simmer for 6 hours for the beef chunks to fall apart but there is 1000x more flavour.In the weekend I will try the same for chili con carne, using the beef chunks instead of beef minced meat.
>>151804545/ck
>>151804319Vicky 3's cracked version came out on the same date as the game, but then again that game leaked months in advance...I'm here looking at people playing it, seething
cam on napolecani
This is the most sterile possession football I've ever seen, good job Nabule
>>151804545Why dont you post pictures?
>>151804621TANOKE cracked it, go take a look
>>151804844hell yeah, thanks
Tanuki
>Fiorentina abandon D’Aversa option as dressing room pushes for Palladino returnnot gud
good lord
>>151805074lmao i just did the same thing 3 minutes ago because i remembered its 4th of novemeber
Me: I have a problemBoss: You should use Regular Expressions to solve itMe: Now I have 2 problems
>not playing soccer manager
Well that was a boring first half, Frankfurt wants the draw and is not even trying to leave its half
Thoughts on the line-up J-bluds?
>>1518056510-3
>>151805651
>>151805651Awww, here it goes
>>151805651>>151805674Probably looks more like this, or with Conceicao further forward and Muttuidi as the RWB
>>151805674>>151805651is kelly injured or does buciano hate him that much he's willing to play cumbeeassobomber in his place ??
>>151805742Muscle injury last I checked
>>151805651Possibly gigakinoWorth watching and live shitposting
>Juan Albanés messed up another formation
Mckennie is the best player in Juventus. But the JJ customers shit him constantly just because he's american. A Corvette among Fiat 500s.
>>151804843i should really
Napolel is so fucking bad, how did they win the scudetto?
>>151805908Conte + NoEuroFootybonus
>gonde in europe
Spalletti: On the match – “We need a win. We must show the right attitude. What matters most is being ready to do whatever the match demands. Chase when it’s time to chase, and when we have the ball, we must show a good level of football.”On McKennie’s position – “McKennie is excellent at working all over the pitch; he’s also good when playing more centrally. Conceição finds it a bit more difficult inside, but his best area is the wide spot near the penalty box.”On Cremonese – “When Cremonese pressed us aggressively, we quickly adjusted defensively. But Sporting are very good at making you run without the ball. The physical effort is the same — if you use it all chasing, you’ll have no energy left when you’re in possession.”
Ben Kingsley Spalletti
New Humble Pro-Choice Monthly Woke Bundle is up(it's fucking shit)
Look out for clussy posting later on
>>151806160Another Crab's Treasure is gud doe>They remade PharoahTf?!?! It's probably lost all it's sovl, but the original was a very gud citybuilder
how many balls have they shot 100 meters high from just outside the box now?
>>151806187Does it have nude mods? No? Then it's CRAP
will buciano be exposed?
>>151806312Yes. Tudor football is more football, Spalletti is less football so more exposed
Napoli - 1.91 Expected goals (xG) 0.36 - Eintracht Frankfurt
Yeah that was enough semen slurping sport
Is Conte deliberately trying to drop out of europe so he can go back to playing once a week?
>>151806371Yet more proof that xG means nothing, Napoli could have played for another 90 minutes without scoring
>>151806468Your whole life means nothing too so why don't you get over with it instead of living another 50 years lol
>>151806460yes its not like napoli could reach further than quarter finals
>all wins>zero conceded over to you inter
>0 CL winning arsesissies in my /seriea/
>Caressa "commenting"grim
>>151806527You're not wrong there
ioannidis hat trick (three penalties) incoming
Oh, it's one of *those* refs
Vagiannidis sounds like a nasty ancient std
What the FUCK, Fresneda mentioned, you now remember
Olympiakos (some say Kosm)
>no Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. JustejJ might have a chance
>>151806747>Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. JusteNorthern bvll
based buyern death to pissg
What happened to Gatti's face, did he expose his face to Timefall?
>>151806721does your broadcast have a yellow sepia colour? this is gayreek technologia
I'm pretty sure Gatti got a hair system instead of a hair transplant
>>151806795it's not Gatti, it's a clone
>>151806812It does a bit, but when the camera was scrolling by the player's faces during the CL anthem it was even more noticeable
GREAT blocking by Teun. He's like a new signing
Went from Kalulu YOLOcrosses to Muttuidi's..........................
>>151806837its the rain guard this is the state of greece using 1920s technology in 2025
Someone tell Muttuidi his crosses don't have to follow the same trajectory as his countrie's tomahawk missiles
>>151806882that lil chubby texas nigga has become unironically my favourite player of the last 5 years of Juve
>he didn't order the 2026 balatro calendar
>>151806912Link
:skull:
Sballet pls
>Di GregorioJesus christ man
it begins
Every shot is a goal
this could get ugly
>>151806923Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar - Fangamer Europe https://share.google/BP9paaXaYSdfootO3
Sborrting has a better player in each position, if Comolli were to shop literally anybody he wouldn't make any mistake lol
>>151806947He's actually a regen of Handanovic lmfao, only shows up every once in a while and then concedes the most retarded
Bro is diving in slowmotion
what a sculata
The power of Spaletti
>>151806996imagine paying for ai fanfic of a mobile game
This has gone too far, Spalletti OUT
Did Turdor's car reach Spalato yet
>Sborrham
see, thats how you make a save
ABJ bro's thank god comolli signed spaletti we are FEASTING all the way to the summer AT LEAST
>PisSV
It's literally been Zingarentus since Igor left
did digre mess up or was it a golazo
slugatelli thinks he's frank lampard
Did Tudor's car reach Balatro yet
only vlahovic shoots instead of passing it there
Sborrting's keeper is showing Di Merdorio what an actual keeper is
>>151807058An extremely accurate shot which should've been preventedSo both
>>151807058Tricky angle but Greg could've done much better there
My father told me Koopmeiners, tonight, has the eyes of somebody who wants to decide this match
>>151807058See >>151807004
Di Gianantonio
>it's a Cambiaso playing like his controller disconnected episode
Locatelli looks more than Thuram than Thuram looks like Locatelli
Cambiaso is the kind of guy who only plays with the Checkered deck on Balatro
Buy both these Greek memes wtf
Just made a Cloacatelli edit but it's too disgusting to post
I used to rate Thuram but I forgot why
Thuram genuinely awful tonight
>>151807176Similar reasons to you rating Douglas Luiz I'm sureI've been a Thuramtruther since day 1
>hitting Conceicao of all playersKek
>>151807181he's playing while injuried
jJ should just sell the whole squad and buy the sborrting sqaud
This looks like a very Opendian match
>>151807181None of >our midfielders are good in tight spaces nor have a decent touch lmfao
New Curious Assistant footage!!
>>151807249Zingarova has those skills, but generally lacks the ability to walk
>yellow to Cambiaso for thatWhat the fuck is this ref kek
Dembel-ACK!
That was a clear yellow, instead he booked the victim. Always the same shit. Incredible.
Negru on negru violence
Massimo Moratti is refereeing this match
/idea/: Hieronymus Bosch marmot
BREAKING NEWS | Belgian airspace is CLOSED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT and until further notice following drone sightings.
Yeah sub on Zingarova, Adzic and Kostic please Buciano
Yeah I'm done. Usual Ceferin approved referee... Either that or he's blind... Two clear fouls in 2 seconds and he didnt see neither of them....
I don't know what this ref is doing lol
This fucking greaseball locatelli has 1 goal in 4 seasons and takes more shots than everyone
This referee is fucking shit jesus christ lmao
ZINGAROOOOO
VLACH
The clowns are supposed to be posted after the match, not having them refereeing wtf
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Based Zingaro and I apologize to Thuram
he's really dusaning his vlahovic right now
Nice gole desu. Good job zingaro
Decent run and assist by Thuram but Jesus Christ, it's clear that he's still injured, sub him off at half-time even for his mental sake
>>151807509This one glass panel saved multiple people from suiciding
Conceicao porco dio you fucking shitter
>>151806782The power of this jinx is going unnoticed
All that money for Openduck and Davidgru as Vlaho replacements kek
NANO DI MERDA
Allegrian goal btw
aahhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID HE MISS THAT
>>151807348Wtf it's real
No refunds for Conceição
Vlahovic is possesed
It's going unnoticed just the kind of damage Thiago Motta was doing to this team btw
Yildiz waking up. I guess he was still mentally recovering from finishing As Dusk Falls in a single sit
serious question: in your country, do you usually watch matches on tv / on streaming / via unofficial east timorese streams?whatever it is, in Hungary, it's still not customary even in official streams to be able to turn off the (usually shitty) commentary and just listen to stadium ambience
>>151807654i dont rate him
>>151807709kurp de Tiako if Nonceicao's decision making is dreadful and Lukakatelli is more worried about topping the most irrelevant stats instead of being helpful
>>151807704Contract is up soon and he's turning into an actual striker only now ffs
Aruba please buy the third kit so we can renew the right gypsy
>>151807709But nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the anti thiago loffa poster is a schizo they assured me
>>151807760I watch on Ziggo, officially. And you can turn off the commentary when watching on their box, but not their app
>>151807797
>>151807709*Giuntoli
>>151807760you can only listen to ambient noise whenever sports journos go on a strike
Right, Kalulu is playing
>>151807836>sports journos go on a strike
Gud first half, Koopmeiners somehow the best CB on the pitch for >us tonight lole
Half-time?
https://x.com/ilario82/status/1985799112864960522>russians hate dogs just like meUuuuuuh based?
>>151807869this is how everyone feels when it happens but sometimes they get a special permit from their union to do the broadcast even while on strike
>>151807882Watching Diomande makes one realize how insanely dogshit >our CBs are, for the positive part Koopmeiners has been honestly really good at least
hakimi is kil
>>151807968
>>151807968Also offside, just you wait
>can't even stand upYeah Beppe is on a streak
Half time clussy
Kelly got tough competition from Koopmeiners to get back into the starting XI..
Sergiño Dest was dribbled past five times by an opponent in the first half against Olympiakos. That is already the second-highest number for a CL player this season over an entire (!) match.
id like to remind /seriea/ that it is, still in fact, tummy tuesday
Ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHThe Moroccans in my French university chat are seething because they're playing AFCON at home this winter and dream about a victory
>>151808116he is playing against podence so thats natural
>>151808164might not play football ever again and they care about them icky mouse trophy zambia has won
>>151808164>French university chat>MoroccansYou're trowling for beurette and baguette pusy?!?!?!
>>151808164you dont need to be a med student to know that there's no chance he plays in afcon
Di Gregorio's kurp if Greasytelli is too worried about his irrelevant stats rather than marking sborrting players
Hopefully he switches Cambiaso to the right and plays Gnostic
Stomach hurting
What's the point of these weak ass shots from outside the box, just keep passing it around ffs
>>151808422Locatelli ahh post
Only Koopmeiners could kek
Koopmeiners lmfao
>>151808478good excuse to sub him off
>no yellow on kalululmaoooo
Teun gonna cosplay a Balatro joker with these shoes in different colours
Not sure who I'd rather see deader between this ref or Gatti
>>151808547Well >we might not see this ref ever again, Gatti on the other hand is bound to stay until 2030 so
>Zingaro and Hjulmand arguingHe just killed our mercato wtf
Bring on the Opendarc Raider, tonight’s the night….
I think Openda and Adciz could work well as subs
wtf Thuram's shot just landed on my Lune in a jar action figure
Lel thuram
that was like a koop free kick
Khephren, maybe far shots aren't your thing h-haha
Thuram stop fucking shooting
really wishing Lillian got his tubes tied watching this game
Locatelli and Thuram walk into a shooting rangeEveryone dies
Thuram is now ready to join the IDF
SPALLETTI THE SUBS YOU BALD FUCK
Thuram…brother ask for a sub ur not 100%...
Catamo Luiano
I can forgive Thuram because he has an assist at least but watching Locatelli play is a depressing experience, God what a shitter
>van der ven just a dutch version of gila
Maybe I'm just too used to our shitters but that Diomandé negru seems alright
>>151808833Gila wishes kekLike comparing Usain Bolt to Cataldi
Yeah let's wait until the uuuuuh 85th minute to make some subs now that the team has collapsed
>>151808833you mean nuno
Is Zegrova still in the Dr. Gero laboratories or he's been called up? Anyway SBALLET THE CHANGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
As soon as a coach joins Jj they instantly forget about substitutions. Really makes you think huh