Bon gamin fight week
I don't like fighting. I am a peaceful man. Let us pray in peace, brothers.
Youtube premium is unironically worth it
>>151794793>(albeit in a weak division)Heavyweight is supposed to be the killer division
>>151794828how is the eye Tom ?
>>151794843When was heavyweight ever good?
>>151794847Okay, thank you, but if Dana asks then please tell him that it's hanging out of the socket.
>>151794849During the short Schaub era
Rigged “sport”move this shit to >>>/pw/ already
None of you even understand mma other than a few brits and the thai
gambling herb dean avoided suspicion
>>151794860Trvke
Autism? No, Au jizm!
Do you want to be a fighter? That's the question
I have it from insider sources that the british saxe coburg royal family is planning to strip asspinal of his citizenship due to his cowardice, in contrast Macron is willing to grant asspinal a french citizenship to reward of being a quitting rodent.
Why do Aspinall fans call HWs 'blobs' ?
>me name's andy aspinall and me son's a retard
Post MMA era will be UFC Full Cotnact Snooker
>>151794831Truth and it even comes with youtube music I freaking hate spotify and soundcloud
>>151794831Why? I can use brave with no ads and in the background of my very expensive cellular device
>>151794864I dont like Jones and wanted Tom to knock him out, but Tommeh not fighting for 14 months KNOWING Jones isnt going to fight him and having a Stipe fight booked is pure faggotryThen saying 'im going to boxing after 2 fights''i wont fight ante delija' All that for Gane to fuck him up
>>151794955When you realize that most people dont like Jones, just hate that Aspinall is a gigantic hypejob pussy
>>151794950>I dont like Jones and wanted Tom to knock him out, but Tommeh not fighting for 14 months KNOWING Jones isnt going to fight him and having a Stipe fight booked is pure faggotryNot what happened.>Then saying 'im going to boxing after 2 fights'He didn't say this.>All that for Gane to fuck him upDidn't happen.
i fear mma might be a gay sport
>>151794980Are you going to be coping like a hysterical ex for much longer b
Ban strikes
>>151794950The ufc tried to book him against jones 3 times, he even started camp
>>151794980Dana literally told Jones to fuck off, that he doesnt want him in the Whitehouse
MMA is over. I stopped watching this shit, and my life improved. Enjoying the weekends a lot more.
>>151794995Iskender special and a jaffa mate cheers
>>151794996Jones was saying 'im not fighting you''im too old for this shit''im retiring after stipe''im only open to super fights, not tom'He should've just fought other HWs to actually make the ducking more evident and have 0 contenders left to Jones to possibly fight, but nah, he sat out 14 months waiting for osmething that would neer come
>>151795028Try reading what I wrote
>>151795007Ill turn you into an pretzel and eat your asshoel hole
>>151795029Those are very hurtful words and you don't mean it
Strickland vs khamzatMake it happen
>>151795034When the fuck was it ever booked pussy, there was never an announcement or anythingWhen Jone fought Stiipe in November, why didnt Tommeh book anything
>>151795047What has Strickraped done to deserve a title shot?
>>151795038I am awfully sexy for a politician
>>151795055The UFC assured Tom the fight was done 3 times and that Jones wasn’t retiring. That’s why Dana is so angry with Jon now and doesn’t want him at the White House, he feels played
FACT: Tom Aspinall has never won an undisputed UFC title.ADDITIONAL FACT: They did not wrap the belt around Tom Aspinall after his fight with Cyril Gane.ANOTHER FACT: Tom Aspinall has never beaten Cyril Gane, Jon Jones has.
>>151795028>He should've just fought other HWs to actually make the ducking more evident and have 0 contenders left to Jones to possibly fightTom had already cleaned out the division with the exception of Gane (who was coming off of a loss to Jones already). He fought Blaydes (defending his interim belt btw which is a joke in itself) in July, beat him, then shortly after that Jones fought Stipe. Jones vs. Tom was the obvious fight to make but the UFC and Jones strung him around for a year. Why should Tom defend his interim belt a second time when Jones is the disputed champion? In a more professional organization, Jones would have been stripped much sooner.
>>151794943>>151794949YouTube music is genuinely brilliant and gives great recommendations. Costs fuck all. Not bothering with ad block and ability to download is great. Actually I was surprised.
Is Smiff a chad?>>151795078Shoulda fought in that Stipe fight lead up time + the Jone injury, tommeh fought once that Blaydes rematch
>>151794861Ah yes, the same people that told me Aspinall would win inside a minute against Gane
>>151795096He didnt clear anything out, he fought>Blaydes>Volkov>PavlobitchJailton was there, Volkov rematch was there, Bigi Boi was there, even Derrick Lewis
Tom ruined the division by not defending his belt against bigi boi
>>151795097I can do and do do all of that for free thougheverbeit
>>151795090additional fact: Jones was not offered 30 mil
Putting men into a cage then having them fight until they knock each other out is extremely demeaning. Ufc fighters are scum class.
>>151795132No one said he ruined the division, hes ruined his own development, by not fighting and now hes looked like shit against Gane bc he never fights
ufc fighters are just cum warriors
>>151795134Source?
>>151795133>piracyPoorfag cringelord
>>151795112Jailton had literally just lost to Blaydes whom Tom proceed to flatline. He had already fought and effortlessly beat Volkov and there was no reason for them to rematch. He already flatlined Pavlovich and Pavlovich proceed to lose to Volkov and then beat a guy who isn't even in the UFC anymore. Do you even watch the sport? Why in the world would Tom fight any of those guys when he's the interim champ and the UFC is telling him that he's going to unify the belt next? The responsibility is entirely on the UFC and Jones.
>>151795145the sole source for the 30 mil claim is helwani
>>1517951621 vs 0
>>151795162Bongs are so desperate for anything they believe the slimy scumbag
>>151795154>flatlineBrutal Marc Goddard TKO.Tomala is a good piggy and does what xhe's told (to not fight).
>>151795144what do you mean by that
>>151795152Mate I own property and smoke grams of weed every day most likely because I haven't paid for IP since like 03
>>151795178That's because your parents are dead and you live off welfare.
>>151795178not your blog, somali
>>151795178Smoking weed as a flex... Lmao you melt
>>151795192How do you own property and live on welfare plus the buxx are like 500e smoke budget at best
This year Clozapedo will spend another Christmas alone because his entire family is dead
>>151795154Bigi Boy hadnt even fought Pavlo until 2025, he was on a 2 fight W streak before and ranked like 7, Aspinall could've fought him inte 14 month spanJailtons only loss at HW was Blaydes and he was Top 5 still during the 14 month of innactivity and on a 2 fight W streak, Tom couldve fought himVolkov was highly ranked, people thought Gane robbed him, he won 4 fights since MARCH 2022 when Aspinall fought him, rematchs happen al the time, Israel KOd Whittaker in 2, Whittaker won 3 and rematched him.. Better rematch than just sit out 14 monthsJones outright didnt want to fight him and was like no im good, Tom shouldve just fought instead of sitting out and outright saying 'im not foighting unless its for the belt!" Just fucking fight instead of making youtube videos and challenges with Eddie Hall
>>151795167Dana said it was bullshitso 1 vs 1
>>151795178ClozaGOD got 'em boiling
>>151795206Not flexing but it would be impossible if I was poor and I'd probably be poor if I paid for streaming and music, just admit piracy is masculine chad behavior and paying is beta cuck
>>151795078Tomala ducked Jonald
>>151795218Wouldn't be the first time ariel got his millions mixed up
>>151795222You’re an obese pedophile who spends all day fishing Somalidaddy loads outta ya deceased daddy’s dementia diaper
>>151795211He'll spend Christmas feasting on his mother's rotting corpse once the Somalidaddy bukkake is finished I fear...
>>151795221Many such cases
>>151795231Bodied that disgusting demented motherless MAPiglet freak.
Imagine if Tom fought in the Cain eraHe would be a prelim filler
>>151795231don't post your jobs occupational hazards here buddy
If Gane is so good why did have to eyepoke multiple times?
Imagine if you will being the HW Champion of the marquee division of the world's largest combat sports organization defacto their biggest prospective star yet the returning GOAT Jon Jones and the potential LHW GOAT Alex Periera making his long-anticipated move up to HW decide to fight each other because you're such a repugnant cowardly unpopular revoltingly ugly Daddy's boy subhuman they simply have no interest in wasting their time with you as the title you hold is worthless for being on your shoulder.Yep. That's what it's like being Tom "The Clitty Man" Aspigoink!
>>151795213>Bigi Boy hadnt even fought Pavlo until 2025, he was on a 2 fight W streak before and ranked like 7, Aspinall could've fought him inte 14 month spanBigi Boy is a can and got cut from the UFC immediately after his Pavlovich loss because he's such a can. Rankings don't matter.>Jailtons only loss at HW was Blaydes and he was Top 5 still during the 14 month of innactivity and on a 2 fight W streak, Tom couldve fought himPrior to that he'd only fought turbo bums and the Blaydes fight confirmed he was a hypejob. Rankings mean nothing. Michael Chandler is still ranked. >Volkov was highly ranked, people thought Gane robbed him, he won 4 fights since MARCH 2022 when Aspinall fought him, rematchs happen al the time, Israel KOd Whittaker in 2, Whittaker won 3 and rematched him.. Better rematch than just sit out 14 monthsAgain, Tom already beat him convincingly and even if you argue he deserved a title shot after the Gane robbery, Tom was the interim champ and Jones was the champ. No reason for Tom to fight him.>Jones outright didnt want to fight him and was like no im good, Tom shouldve just fought instead of sitting out and outright saying 'im not foighting unless its for the belt!" Why would he do that? Spend time and money and energy training for fights he's already won just to defend his interim belt? He gains nothing from that and those fights aren't even anything ANYONE wanted to see. The responsibility lies solely on the UFC for not stripping Jones and on Jones for refusing to fight the interim challenger. If Tom can actually defend his fucking belt then we can have a Volkov rematch.
faggot piggy needs Ganedaddy dick
>>151795222You cooked with this post, B.
You used your extra hour from daylight savings to sleep. I used it to train UFC.
>>151795269Simply heeming Tom wouldn't have been enough. He needed to expose Tom as the coward that he is and ruin any possibility of a boxing career at the same time. Humble highs.
FACT: Jon ducked TomFACT: Jon would have easily wrestlefucked Tom to an early submission to TKO
>>151795292Factual post.
>>151795288okay? hes a can, but he still wins fights, beat gaziev whose still in the ufc, beat shoeyvasa, beats most gatekeepers. better fighting him than not fighting jailton wins fights, chandler doesnt.. fighting him better than not fighting and no oen knows Aspinalls defense grappling, jailton could answer how it is and test him + hes athletic and powerful and fast tooTom beat him so what? he went on a 4 fight winning streak and its better to fight him than to not fight"he gains nothing" He Gains fighting other fighters and improving, instead of fighting once a year and continuing to have all those flaws of rushing in like a dumbass, chin in the air, 0 people testing his grapplingTomala is a pussy that refused to fight for 14 months, came back and got his hype train derailed
>>151795314The version of Jon from the Stipe fight is an easier matchup for Tom than Gane
>>151795258>jobsGain one.Now.
>>151795337What Tomala gonna quit after the round ends instead?
>>151795337Don't think so. Jon's grappling is miles better than anybody at HW. Yeah, he's a great striker. But his wrestling had always been his best weapon (besides eyepokes).
Moicano did drop Makhachev. He hurt him BADD.
I unironically think Michael Page could beat Tom
>>151795297It's weird that it would even be a contested opinion tbch
Dana when a fighter can't see after getting fingered in the eyes:>:(Dana when his favorite cokehead pedophile cheater wifebeater ducks an interim champion for 2 years::)))
tom fags have now invented a fantasy world were Dana likes Jon Jones
Gurucels when a day of the week ends in the letter y:>:(
>>151795420Are you pretending Dana didn’t suck him for two years after Ngannou left?
>wasting her time with Tracy Cortez Mama let's kill Valentina
UFC fighters have to risk prison and throw fights to feed their families because Dana is a greedy piece of shit
>>151795433Are you real life fukken retarded that was to get at francis mensa member you are not I see
>>151795398Ari’s agents want to gaslight you into giving him your hard earned euros, B.
>>151795443Dana likes whoever is making him money. Dana is currently angry at Jon for ducking Aspinall
>>151795433He didn'tcope
>tfw Mercury in retrograde next week
>>151794859
talmbout
yea you schaubin' nigguh
>B-But Dana s-said that he likes-Tom Aspinall still has never beaten Ciryl Gane.
>>151795448Daner hates jones for costing him money/face many times before and appears to be motivated by spite more than money he is a gambling addict after all
we stay schoobin' on these streets protect ya oinker
Schaub in his PRIME (Cro Cop fight) destroys Aspinall
just heemed my lil meng
Federal Blanchfield Inspector
>>151795491Schaub is a descendent of nazis
>>151795517Schaub is the ultimate aryan super weapon, (College football athlete), (BJJ Brown Belt), (6'4 MOUNTAIN of a Man)
Schaub promotes nazis companies
>>151795333>"he gains nothing" He Gains fighting other fighters and improving,What a ridiculous statement. The issues he has are probably never going to get resolved and they certainly aren't going to be resolved by having him rematch guys he's already flatline or by having him fight cans who offer no challenge to him whatsoever. If he's ever going to iron out those issues he's going to do it in training, which he can do with or without having a fight booked. Tom is an MMA fighter and he had already cleaned out the division by the time he won the interim belt. None of those fights are money fights and he has no reason to waste his time on them. He did nothing wrong, it was all on the UFC and Jones (the latter being the one who actually refused to fight). But I know you're ragebaiting at this point so it doesn't matter.
>>151795447The insidious part is really that they sell your user data after you've already paid for the privilege of an algorithm deciding your next slop and an ad free experience for an added fee
>>151795524No, hes going to iron them out by getting a wake up call by possibly getting dropped by Rozenstruik with a counter hook and surviving and realizing he has to work on this, taken down by Jailton and surviviving and realizing he has to work on thisHes not going to iron these thinigs out if hes just sparring, big gloves, not throwing to knockout, etc and in his mind they're probably non issues bc hes not getting hurt from doing them bc hes only sparring Mick Parkin and Delije
>>151795537You mean like Robert Whittaker ironed out his problems by getting KO'd by Izzy? Oh, wait...Tom probably thinks they're non issues because they're winning him ACTUAL FIGHTS. Nobody has capitalized on it and likely nobody will because the division is full of bums. If he can clear Gane in the rematch there's nobody left who's going to give him any serious trouble.
>>151795571Whittaker did fix what got him KOd by israel, he wasnt just rushing in throwing the right hand, he was jabbing and double jabbing in the rematch to close distance instead of 1 big blitz and a huge overhand.. the actual fights are Tybura, short notice Spivac, Pavlobitch, pre bulk volkov.. Gane already exposed that dumbass straight line rushing in, had him spining like a retard
>>151795588>Whittaker did fix what got him KOd by israel,He still does the exact same thing all the time.>PavlobitchThe guy you just said he should rematch.
Post some heems worthy of /heem/
valter walker finishes those bums
>>151795595He doesnt though, hes much more closed now, the blitz will always be part of his game, but 1 jab and a bombing overhand is something he barely does now. He jabs much more and is more reactive in raising his right handNever said he should rematch Pavlo, said if he is going to rematch anyone and not fight Jailton or Bigi Boy, rematch Volkov
>>151795606
Without Giorgina Uzcategui, Topuria is NOTHING
FLWAlexandre Pantoja = 57 %>BWMerab Dvalishvilli = 20 %>FWAlexander Volkanovski = 51 %>LWIlia Topuria = 88 %>WWJack Della Madalenna = 70 %>MWKhamzat Chimaev = 80 %>LHWAlex Pereira = 68 %>HWTom Aspinall = 83 %
Without Ilja Topuria, Giorgina Uzcategui is WEALTHIER
>>151795632Ufc champs finish rate*
>>151795632Kill Merab
>>151795529Hmm masked slut
>>151795612>Never said he should rematch PavloMy bad, b. But it makes zero sense to say he should fight Rosenstruik and then downplay a win against Pavlovich and Blaydes and "pre bulk Volkov". All three of them are objectively better and they weren't able to capitalize on Tom's flaws. Again, there's no reason for Tom to take those fights when he was quite literally owed the unification fight and was told multiple times he would be getting it. There's nothing in it for him and any kind of experience he might gain is negligible at best and imaginary at worst. What if he flatlines those guys in the first round like he usually does? What experience does he gain then? He'd just be putting more wear and tear on his body going through camp to fight some bums or guys he's already beaten before with little monetary incentive. You could argue he'd be getting the best experience fighting Jones and he'd certainly be getting more money for it. There was zero incentive for him to "defend" his interim title again. The UFC fucked up by not stripping Jones. Tom did what made most sense.
heeminder the ufc didnt pull the fight because they knew it would drum up interest in apex cardsthe eyepoke shit was a happy coincidence
>>151795632now post the quitting during title fights stats
What is the reason behind taking the dive unless its like 30 millions
I can only hope that justyna has learned how to take a beating back home in warsaw
Roy Nelson
>>151795672armenians are just like that
Joe Pyfer
Kody Steer
Cabbage
this shits so scripted
UFC
>>151795732>>151795735>>151795776>>151795819>>151795820Someone make them stop!
gubu
>>151795886unc is NOT havin it
>>151795886Who's the skirt
what do you mean i cant fuck other bitches you dont want to see me win!
>>151795915Thommy...Thommy oh nooo...
>>151795915LMAO everyone is clowning quitspinal
>>151795915The Tomcord will be issuing a statement within 3 business days
>>151795915Can it get any worse for the TIDF
Watch out!!!!
aah me FOOKIN labia
>>151795979WHY ARE YA BOOIN MEHI JUST GOT POKED BOLLOCK DEEP IN ME FANNY
>me bairn>a laughing stock
>>151795491I think Schaub is Taylor made for Tom, b.
>>151795915Tom's dad said this pic is fake and gay
Going to introduce myself as Flavius "The Heat" Tsang now when I get on the bus or skytrain
>>151795632>Jack Della MadalennaThis guy doesn't deserve to be mentioned alongside the others, and it doesn't matter if he's a champion.It's like he's only a champion to fill the bench for Islam or someone else who actually has champion-level abilities.
Bro I am so F'n hyped for this week's show...
Gane is perfecting martial arts, beating aspinal is easy, stuart austin and Blaydes already beat him.Gane didn't just wanna win, he wanted to expose aspinal as a coward which he successfully did.
>>151795935>everyoneSchizo alert
>>151794831Brother bought a family subscription. Ad-free YouTube is life-changing
Hearing lots of reports saying Tom won
If you close your eyes and pronounce the words ''Martial arts'', the first thing your brain will visualize is Gane's face.
Gane saw that Tom wasn't ready, so he gave him an easy way out so that he would hopefully be a worthy challenge next time.
>paying money for youtubeImagine being a retarded shabbos goyim who doesn't know what uBlock origin is. Couldn't be me.
what's that tip do
>>151796400We get it you're a homosexual. Have you tried developing a personality beyond just liking cocks?
>>151796300>>151794828>>151795029>>151795210>>151795144>>151795047*Heems you all one punch, Runs back to NFL*Better luck next time, kid.
FUCK TOM
>>151796417Mixed Martial Arts, Nigger.
Schaub said Bruce buffer should announce tom as a disputed interim champion
If you dont have an heated toilet seat guess what this happens *squats on your toilet seat and shits everywhichwhere*
>>151795915tomsisters this can NOT be happening
>>151796446AIDS is not a fighting style.
Damn Troy Aikman looks rough. He been hitting the bottle again?
>>151795915
>>151796518Wrong thread my bad, I'm watching real sports.
>>151794843heavyweight has like five guys who know how to fight and the rest is a bunch of fat blobs who punch hard but have WMMA tier "skills"
A fat short middleweight rampaged through HW, shit division
>>151796583Boxing has decent talent at heavyweight. MMA is just a bush league thirdie sport.
>>151796585I remember when Dana used to talk shit about Roy beige thought his appearance made the sport look bad, now the entire UFC heavyweight roster looks like him. Buncha fat bums.
Canelo crawford was one of the worst most boring snoozer of a''fight'' i'v ever seen in my life
No-nut November is gonna be rough
>>151796479In many ways, it is.
>>151796616
DAAAAAYYYYYUUUUM
>>151796667>>151796739Didn't help Tommy Morrison
if we know that prime Schaub beats Tomwouldn't that mean that Prime Big Country beats Tom?
>>151796736To think that Schaub was simulated by those two bums.
>>151796819Yeah, no shit dude. You're like Finland if he was even dumber.
it just came to me in a dream. tom folds inexplicably like old charles and gane is so confused he does a shoulder shrug and then goes to the ground and slowly puts tom in an arm bar while looking at the ref and finally it's stopped.
>>151795915Vindicated
>>151796837
>>151796819Tough question, we know that both Schaub and Big country heemed cro cop, if we use that data we can extrapolate that Big country can expose tom aswell
>>151796949Schaub would heem the entire UFC roster and that's just a fact. He could come out of retirement and heem and UFC fighter in 8 weeks.
Nice sport you have there Hunter Campbell
>>151797005I'm just glad these guys found a way to make money.
>>151797005>introduce filthy Saudis in your business they shit it up with cheatinghate to say i told ya so
>we all had her but Schaub married her
Hey
>>151796925Damn Finns are actually high IQ
Why is Ngannou ducking Jake Paul? >>151797275
>>151797325>>151797343not your personal army b
>>151797343>>151797325>Pakibong is argentinian
Guys you weren't actually supposed heem memes on Twitter.
“Clitia Topiglet”
great now I have to see this reposted for the next 4-5 years
>>151797269burnt coal?
>>151797325>>151797343
>>151797417Not just once, i am afraid
>>151797381>>151797390>>151797430Followed a link on his twitter It’s Rod lmao!
>>151797449>!wgaf!
Brandon Schwalbe would heem the entire roster let that sink in
>>151797468Hey Rod
>>151797501
What goes on in these threads besides gay stalker activities
>>151797449lmao of course he also runs @cutepicsofrda
Should I sue McKenna for paying $15 for a false advertised nude photo on her onlyfans and it was just a picture of her flipping me off? How do temp visas get away with this shit?
15 dollar for the bobb saar
>>151797528Anime
>>151795097And it syncs across all my devices, which none of the poorfag foss shit or piracy sw seems to do, at least not without a lot of fiddling.
>>151797574I said besides gay stalker activities
WTF is going on here????
>>151795178Then why are you stingy over 7 bucks a month diddyblud
anime
>>151797550No you should go talk to her in person like that Japanese guy did a few weeks back
>>151797604is that one me, too, or is that "rod"
>>151797592Why I oughta
Spammy?Rod?
>>151797665Is this the jeet looksmaxxer i see on tiktok
Spammy?
so we can just make up people and pretend like they're terrorizing us?
Turn on my monitor
>>151797604We already knew this bHis meltdowns have increased dramatically since it was discovered
>>151797711It’s a guy who uses clitia topiglet on twitter and he posted a link to a tweet he posted to Ilia’s coach here before. It’s a guy from /heem/
>>151797550post the pic, sounds hot
>>151797711we b?
>>151797735Lmao it’s actually spammy? WTF
>>151797687This fella
Dark skinned people like him aren't just athletes I see on TV? like I actually share a space online with people like them? Wtf I just imagine everyone here as white
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
me? i look completely identical to ciryl gane
>>151797801This is a first for me hearing about this jeet/meximutt guy I rarely see an indian flag or whatever tf the other latino country’s flag is, on here
spammy is Lithuanian, newfags.
Woah can get this dark!?
Doxxing is going way too far guys please fucking relax
>>151797912Lithuanians*
>>151797325>>151797343dunking on Erin isn't cool guys he's retarded and gay
Rudeboy will obeliterate that favelado freak
Erin is undeniably cooler than the bong.
>>151797960So is he spammy? Or someone else? Seems like he has split personalities
erin perez, andrew jones, jack yadong who else we got?
>>151798000we've had many spammys, is he the original? no definitely
This might really be spammy
>>151797933Did you guys see costa mentioning his upcoming jewish conversion on helwanis podcast
>>151798011Johan Hedberg
Spammy is not one single person. It's a mantle one takes on.>source: I was once spammy
>>151798041No, I don't watch or listen to Helwani.
ITS FUCKING HIM ITS SPAMMYSPAMMY IS ERIN
>>151798059Me neither lmfao i saw it on tiktok>>151798054Mate wtf is a spammy
>>151798054There was an original. He'd spam scat porn for entire threads and was obsessed with some fat guy that may or may not have worked for Bloody Elbow.
>>151798062lol
>>151798062based
>>151794814Imagine a bulked HW Smith
>>151798219Hes always had that smug smile
>>151798242the fat home invader in the crowd would have zeemed smiff
Actually I don’t think Erin is spammy. Just some Mexican mutt who copies lingo from here. Rather confusing
>>151798219He remembered he bought ice cream.
>>151798344
>>151798219>that face he makes after you creampie him
how do I unsee this thread?
>>151798344mutts humble bragging about european admixture is always hilarious
a real Sherlawlg Hawlms
>>151798476not what the post was about dumbass
I also pay for Youtube Premium.
Just finished imagining HW Smif all over my t-shirt
Based Zucc proving that Jiu-jitsu actually makes you heterosexual. Craig Jones BTFO.
>>151798616Craig 'im scared of grappling nicky rod' Jones is gay
>>151798573Now imagine Ngubo tryna reach the chin of hw smith in his signature fetal position
>>151798671Smith knocks out Ngannou with an elbow
gane is like a superhero who pretends to be a normal human
>>151798671Smif would sub Francis in the fourth no homo
>>151798693Is gane posting still in fashion
>>151798740always has been
>>151798771I deadass think Gane is going to hit Tom with this
A Shaman, a Mason, and a jew walk into a gym
>>151795277Tom is single handedly pushing PooFC culture into corporate reddit sissy slop.I just watched these Bongs gouge each others eyes out LITERALLY trying to poke and rip each other's eyes out and continue to fight. (Both fine btw)Is this why even the streets of England are turning on Tom?
>>151798791I know he will, tommy boy got chinned by a lady
>WHY ARE YA BOOOING ME??? WHY?? WHAT DID I DOOOH
Unc chael is not going to be happy
>>151798805He’s just a pathetic little manchild cant handle a little boobooUnironically ruined his pr and goodwill that he’s been building for over a year now
>gets crackhead neck tattoos to appear tough>cry and cower mid fight
>>151798986>one affected by illegal move>other received accumulated damage from elbows
>>151799003I agree, the second one is much worse
James Krause found a way
>>151798986This is why the English are viewed as weak npc alcoholic bug people and the French as warriors, artisans, diplomats
>>151799027if he quit, sure
>>151799052youre telling me james krause and tim means arent the same person
>>151798805>i-i got a colosseum and me as a gladiator tattooed on me chest mate..
>>151799003sounds like it's just mental weakness that overwhelms weak fighters who are offered a way out and can't resist
>>151799124precisely why gane decided to foul his opponent instead of get brutally finished
How much AURA did Anthony Smith have when he was screaming at Hector Lombard in R2 before knocking his ass out in R3
Whot why ye booin me he got me in me fookin peepers mate its not me fookin fault innitThat said, I only have two fights left before I can transition into an illustrious boxing career.
>>151798805Thats the one where uk meng ate his ear off and eye gouge finished him https://youtu.be/8Sh0sQh0tl4?t=103
i can confirm exclusively to heem.com that I was offered money to throw multiple fights in the UFC
>We don't wanna throw Justin to the curb.. but we cant discount Paddy's UNDEFEATED record. And if we're really gonna be honest, he... did beat the same guys as Gaethje and, oh by the way, he not only beat the same guys... he beat them FASTER. I'm talking about Michael Chandler and Tony Ferguson... Talk about a rough night at the office... And I only share that with you because, at some point we're gonna have to address it, eagles.
>>151799276if you watch CHael post 2022 you have something wrong with your brain
>don't worry little baby, that strike was against the fricking rules, it's not your fault if you quit here and go home to watch blueysome "fighters" actually get broken by this deal with the devil
>>151799285I genuinely do not understand why he keeps doing this to himself i used to like chael but he has overstayed his welcome so much, did the UFC not pay him enough to retire silently?
>>151799285this is a racist post. raja did nothing wrong
>>151799285Nah, for me, 2025 is peak . I like to stay up to date with all the wacky narratives he's trying to gaslight into reality.
>>151799365Being Team Raja is the only good thing he said
empty building covid era was the peak of the ufc
aspinall is esentially ronda rousey
Can you stop Booing him please?
Tom was offered a way out and he was was outta there so fast DC literally had to wrangle him back into the octagon
>>151798283The home invader was a fairly skinny methed out ex wrestler, not fat
>>151799437if you mean that he's an uppity bitch who would get creampied by schaub and dana on the same night then i agree one hunnerd percent b
ME EYE! I'M FOCKIN BLOINDED!
>Why are ye booin me! He fockin poked me!!Paddy Pimblett broke his foot in R1 vs Jared Gordon and kept fighting btw
MOVE YOUR HIPS EVRYBODYA little to the rightA little to the leftA little to the right and left left left
ciryl gane has no natural eyesight, he "sees" with other senses and energies
Still can't believe this happened
UFC Fight Night - Gabriel Bonfim vs Randy Brown ocr..
>>151794873Post of the fucking decnade
>>151799876too unrealistic, imagine actually seeing someone get heemed in pillowtap
Islam's residence in New Jersey is>1200 Bay Ave, Mantoloking, NJ 08738Do with it what you will
>>151800106yeah bro im leaving the southern united states and visiting Islam Makhachev all the way up in New Jersey
don't let them memoryhole this fight
I much prefer a slow-burning and bone-chilling UFC Fight Night Apex card with no cheap jumpscare finishes.
>make a big deal out of retiring>have an entire drama centered around it>put the gloves at the center of the octagon>2 years pass>unretire to get heemed by a young prospect
>>151798805Afraid so. This was spotted in Manchester earlier today...
>>151800355woah shes ginger and skinny
>>151798805>>151799196>welcome to the uktomala xisters... we are pathetic
>>151800395Holy shit is that Mewtwo? Chills
it wont be what they tell you
Tomala
>>151800430And Charizard on the right
>>151800395A rapist, a Pokeman, Bon Gamin, LeBum, random woman, Kobe the rapist, Jordan
gane is an unimaginably wealthy oil sheik
>>151798062Mental illness
aah me FOOKIN clitornis
just bought loads of stock in Gane Oil
Maycee Barber and Tom Aspinall are intrinsically the same, essentially
Gane jab = 1 deep strokeAspinalls face = AnusLet that sink in
This is what Tomalajeets look like btw.
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
How would he have done in MMA?
they're givin' me son a robot eye they are
>>151800527You're way too invested in this. Get a life.
>>151800535bad
>>151800546My own son, had to learn to fight by ear>tomaspinallwithraycharlesglasses.jpeg
>>151800568GODbe TANKED that shit.
>>151800558I've been having a blast with this whole situation lmao, can't believe it's been more than a week since it happened. Sorry kid, anti-aidspinal agenda is here to stay
we cannot follow them
>Tom places the eye patch upon his face >*squish*
>>151800591Soft headed freak he is.
>>151800527Tolstoyan effort
It seems UFC's days are numbered... oh well, whatever. Which fights do you think were fixed?
>>151800435They don’t even bother to lie to people anymore, they just straight up tell you that it’s going to be shit and you’re going to sit there and take it.
>>151800641japs have been doing this forever
>Izzy wins his next fight>Imavov gets injured during fight week>Brendan Allan is deathly ill and can not be the replacement>Izzy steps in to face Khamzat on 4 day's notice with no training camp>Izzy is the BIGGEST underdog in PooFC history>Drake, seeing his chance for revenge, pumps 10 million dollars across multiple people's accounts on izzy for a round 1 finish >"Ariel was right" Dana mutters to his team. "We should have cancelled the Dulgarian fight and fired him ahead of time. I won't make that mistake again">Dana calls off the fight and immediately fires Khamzat for fixing the fight>Izzy fights for the vacant title next>Drake won
CUT THIS CRYBABY FREAK!
>>151800715drake could theoretically do this
>>151800694EDIT ASPINALL'S FACE TO THE WATERMELON NOW
>>151800694nah thats more in line with something gane would do for the greater good. tomalas too fat and weak minded
What is done is done, a moment of cowardice is written in eternity, Gane talked about this
>>151800735Okay but can you mention brains and blood or do you have to disguise the prompt with "explodes into tomato sauce and red syrup"?
>>151800697>you’re going to sit there and take it.maybe you shabbos will but i wont
>He was right
As a Tom Aspinall fan, this is not fucking funny at all.
You can't be a champion if you never beat the champ or fought for the championship belt, you can't be a champion through Dana's low res livestreams on xitter
Farted myself awake
>>151800775why k1? they have no more kino left for the past 4 years. they can only afford amateur tier fighters, no kino walkouts or rivalries etc. why not just embrace rizin?
herZOG in the bin with the federales
>>151800811chills
>>151800811dicksup tanked that shit
Why can't georgian rats find any success against Mexican chads? Reminder that Ricky Simon almost killed Merab in their fight
>>151800808in K-1 the fights are always sick and the tournament format is unmatched. Of course rizin too, thats not even questionable broski, i miss PRIDE FC with all my heart. the jewfc killed them
fat hernandez saves the division
People forget man. The current BKFC Heavyweight Champion of the world has heemed prime Schaub. Chills...
Doubt aidspinall will be able to duck Gane, they're gonna fight again everntually. Tick tock aidspinall your time will come
>>151800851people forget
>>151800915Jack Hermansson changed that broke niggas life
>>151800890people forget man this was THE schaub heem
>>151800915Based Hernandez, real nigga putting that balding georgian rat in his place. Merab was in Dolidze's corner btw
>>151800870Have you heard the troubling news bruder
why does he look like a FtM tranny?
>>151800894
>>151800952The childish tattoos give that impression, every tranny has those
>>151800851Merab didnt tap and was moving, cazzie. Also beat Gustavo Lopez and Henry Cejudo. That's more messicans that he's beat.
PPVs should be refunded if the fight ends in a no contest.
>>151800976BRVTAL bodying of that pootlet
>>151800936Imposter and I refuse to address it.
tom didn't win, but he did lose
rigging fights is based so long as it damages goyFC
Team Lutterbach pulled out
>>151800894wtf b he's part polish now. his sons are half polish. thats your countryman
joilton
Kevin Holland got bounced around the octagon by 40 year old Daniel Rodriguez but somehow he managed to stink it up with JDM and a judge gave him the win
zesty lil thaang
ian goddry 50-45s jdm
Can you guys please stop making fun of Aspinall? Please? I'm serious.
>oh the bet lines are looking sussy baka? not my problem. run it.
>>151801025you're talking to Spammy on his VPN.
Where the dogs at nigga?
>>151800996Just filed a complaint telling them to send him new results 3% is impossible and it's split between 97% finnish and 50 generations ago there were ZERO up here it has to be an attempt to demoralize dressed up as a clerical error
>>151801043Garry almost got tko'd by the fighting turd because he kept shooting blind takedowns even though he was easily beating him on the feet. Nigga's got an IQ problem and Belal's gonna show him numbers
DOG status?euthanized.
>>151800894Yup, this one is going into my "UFC fighter sucking BBC" collection
>>151801078dna companies favour deideology over integrity, sour nontheless but dont trust what youre looking at
>>151801078Wtf you on about
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>151801114OHHHHH HES HURT HES HURT
People forget man BELAL MUHAMMAD ate the Headshot Dead Kick like it was nothing!
>>151801078Explain?
Peon Shartwards
>>151801114Arrived here to post this
>>151801106See >>151791718>>151801101I heard they don't even allow them in helwanistan either since they don't work or then they'll prove they're all khazarians
Belahawl
>>151801134You are a coping filthy kike hh
Cooter McQueefgor
>>151801134I looked into ashkenazi khazarian history, apparently the people who didn't wanna convert to judaism by the khazar king are the modern day khazakhs in khazakhstan, maybe you are one of those descendants and not the rats in pic rel
Can you guys cool it with the Anti-Semitism? It's not fucking cool alright?
"Mr Lee, fight fixing is a serious crime and you could face jail time for it. You better start cooperating with us.""Man, for the last time: I didn't throw any fights, I am really that bad."
>>151801134Could be a false positive. Either way 3% dna would be from 100-150 years ago
how can /heem/ get these fucking cans to throw a few apex fights for us?
>>151801168so I guess Shaubcat is technically relatrd to Helwani?
>>151801187Helwani is a mizrahi (arab jew) not ashkenazi, he mentioned being from egypt originally
Imagine if Hulk Hogan had DNA tests when he was around
the way niggas are talking about remember the name vs the future you'd think they're fighting this week
>>151801202uhm no, Garry is that one judo pokemon
Garry is that pokèmon that lets you fuck his wife
I dont care about goyFC
>>151801228This is a UFC general, you can't just say things like that.
>>151801228if we cannot follow them then who can we follow?
>>151801238
>>151801238https://www.instagram.com/degen_rips/
>>151801238Gane
>>151794828How about you rest in peace instead?
>>151801252they cannot create, only corrode. why must you desecrate my creation (its your nature)
compiled the relevant posts from the dulgarian fight
>>151801202You got a crafty vet vs a zesty fester, fight of the year fer sure bappa
>>151795097Free, with the subscription. Hmm alright, that's thumbs up>>151795133Hahahaha
>>151801266The judeans invented the bagel, cream cheese and the beautiful martial art krav maga
>>151795137I thought about this just the other day. I'm ashamed to think I ever considered it
>>151801202whos go the wailmer pail?
>>151801281
Anyone remember that old woman with the big Ass? The had a video in the kitchen milling around, and I was told she had better videos
>>151801293It's 6.30 tobes
>>151801297Give me a break
>>151801292I'd pull you apart pal I'm a black belt in krav maga
>>151801309chud
anyone have the video of the two oneFC mma fighters that were about to kiss.it was a white girl with short hair, and asian chick with that hair style where theres two braids runing along your head
>>151801319Got you
>>151801317No no, not the blumpfh type of maga. The nazi killing krav maga, bro. I might as well be an IDF soldier how I can split a fool in 2
>>151801302Don't remember the name and if I have it it's in my misc folder
>>151801326
>>151800894poor poor tomala. you have to be gentle with him! he can't take that sort of discomfort!
>>151801089>Dog status?>euthanizedsadly...
gane is the most advanced striker of the most advanced era at the heaviest weight class. in conclusion, gane outstrikes anyone in human history.
>>151801363Hi there
>>151801355lmao
In a real fight Gane easily dispatches Jon with a swift kick to the testicles
>>151801363Just read your post, will re-read it again.
>>151801372The buffet got to him
>>151801333Oh you know what I'm talking about?
>>151801326wrong vid, meant to post this
>>151798062dicey diceyyy
I finally got a rare shiny Prolific, I might be getting the nasty hag now. This could be turning out to be a good year after all
Wait, Brendan Schaub came up with Zatdaddy? We live in the matrix https://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1310803168419168258?s=46
>>151801466https://youtu.be/0mp7e31pYoQ?si=SRqLyGYFOKWtdllK
>>151801466Pakibong is Schaub
>>151801497nobody asked for ya Daddy's name, playa!
>>151801450felder was a ranked LW at one point, most overrated division in history
Puerto Ricans ain't Caribbean, they just Spanish speaking colonizers
>>151801517people forget man, he got gaped on cowboy's ranch
Dana is going to prison.
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