also known as /horse/
can't cuck the buck
>>151795245I bet on 8 different horses, can’t possibly lose
>>151795245Shall not fall to greed today, horse racing is just randomised luck most of the time anyway
this year I'm saying yup to the cup
>horse called More Felons kek, reckon smellbourne has enough already
>November>The JoJo Lands protag's stand power is November Rain>His sidekick is a troon whose power is Smooth Operators>Melbourne Cup is in November>Onesmoothoperator is a horse competing this year>JoJo is all about fatePutting the house on this one
I've put more than I can afford of Presage Nocturne.If it doesn't win i wont be eating tonight
The Flemington rose bushes are elite
>Clouds rolling over literally every major city in particular (the rest of the country is nice and sunny)Who the FUCK scripted this
>>151795684good
Quick give me some numbers to take for the first 4. I need $200k quickly
Is an horse a sport?
>>151795684My brother in Christ, the rest of the country is ‘literally’ desert
>horsiesim flying flying flying over you alfue
Lots of ugly girls being showcased on the fashions on the field at the Melbourne Cup
melbourne horse racing : soul sydney horse racing : soulless
>>1517957121 3 4 9 11 14 15
>tfw melb cup
For me, its Meisho Doto
Flatternthecurve for mine(This is the name of a horse participating in this year's race)
who remembers
>cheaper to fly to america than japanholy grim
Any footymen in?
>>151797201She should be racing with teeth like that
>>151797413Not looking at her teeth, mate
>>151797294Japan is fucking boring
RC, You were my perfect friend, Right there until the end,I'm forever missing you,Until we meet again.
rc is dead mate
Let's talk about the abuse these poor horses endure.
the face that stops a nation
>>151797575Where were you for the Golden Eagle last week? Or the Cox plate 2 weeks ago?
australins r so gay stfu little white bitch boy
>>151797575Good, isn't it?
>>151797690Don't see any of these faggots during the autumn racing either
>>151797383>No window for CollingwoodThey blew it. Daicos is done
>>151797575These horses live like kings. What about all the reject horses who live in a cold paddock all their life?
>Yeah, ill have a flutter on the race mate
is this the thread for the melbourne cup?
is the cup already over i forgot it was on
>>151798004No
>>151796898Solid pick
>>151797383so many questions but my main one is why north and richmond just have tiny mini windows starting in 2029also melbourne should be the same as iggs they're going to be dogshit
About to walk to the TAB to get my exotics onGoal: $1000 -> house deposit
>>151798005Yes mate, Brisbane won the cup this year
Anyone else find it interesting that both male and female horses can compete equally in this?
those whining saw things gardeners use are the most annoying sound in the world my godgggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH FUCK OFF
>>151798072you mean a whipper snipper mate?
>>151798072It was time to wake up, sleepy head
Im not watching the horse race because why would I?But i genuinely have nothing but hatred for the cunts that go to the horse racesAll dressed up in their little outfitsThey are cunts, all of them
>>151798093it's just a bit of fun, don't be so bitter
For me, it's Smokin' Romans
>>151798093you seem like a fun bloke to be around
>>151798093Crisp isolated incel who hates people having fun
>>151798140For me its Raisin' Romans haha (This post is a joke id never do something illegal)
>>151798093Lighten up, buddy.
>>151798115>>151798155>>151798157Fuck off, they're cunts so fuck em
>>151798093get mad
>tv coverage isn't even australian>it's the same dumb bitch that I see on hockey every god damned daydisapointing.
>>151798271Please watch our sport (AFL)
>>151798311I watch it here and there, it airs at like 3 am though.
carn the horses
would you fuck a horse
>>151798373We have a guest, can you please behave?
>>151798373Kath maybe
>>151797383like fucking hell Carlton are going to be anywhere near Premiership contention this side of 2030They're staring down the barrel of a full blown rebuild, and they're going to have to deal with the Devil's crippling the draft too.
>A recent national survey by Deloitte has finally settled the long-running debate over which sporting code reigns supreme in Australia — with the AFL emerging comfortably ahead of rugby league in overall fan numbers.
I've won 2/5 races so far
>>151798504whats your tip for the big one?
Saw a horse being walked through the front gate of a pet food factory once lol
>>1517985326. Presage Nocturne
>>151798558hope he enjoyed his tour of the factory
they do plan to have some horses at this horse race ya?
>>151798750There'll be 24 of them in the next race mate
>>151798750The women's fashion is more important. Don't you know anything about horse racing?
>>151798480>tennis is more popular than nrlwell and truly grim for the knuckledragging baboons kek
I didn't get invited anywhere today
>went into a TAB>pretty busy with older people still doing printed out slipsI'm surprised physical TABs still exist given how the apps
>>151798480and?
welcome to country?did the abos have horses?
>>151799175I never get invited anywhere.
don't these people have jobs?
>>151799241do you?
>>151799251Yes mate.
>>151799255what is your job?
>>151799263You're not supposed to give personal information to strangers on the internet mate
Crisp token downy
when is snoop dogg?
Why’s there no good horses in this, buckaroo is the only one I know
I am the biggest, dumbest, fattest, baldest and gayest cunt in this thread
>>151799362dont be so sure
where can i watch it without needing to login
>>151799362You’re gay?
>>151799392Channel 9
>>151799392channel 7
Is today a public holiday?
>>151799392channel 10
>>151799459In Victoria.
>>151799392Imparja, unna
I have a box trifecta 2, 6, 14, 24
Couldn't give a fuck about whatever you gay cunts are posting about
CANT FUCK THE BUCK
>>151799534You're so gay. You probably think this thread is about you.
Why do the horses wear the red hats before the race? Looks satanicPresage nocturne is looking elite
the melbourne cuck
the yank trained horse will be funny to watch on a proper track
>>151799559I'm stealing that
>>151799584We got this
>>151799607do you know what that green thing they run on is?
Give me one good reason to get out of bed
BSAH
>>151799631Astroturf?
river of stars
wait wtf it's on channel 7 and 9??
The nation is literally about to stop
>>151799639gonna have to use the toilet at some point
>>1517996769 have the Flemington carnival 7 have the rest >>151799686No, but Steven May
1 3 4 6 9 11 14 15 21Boxed them all up in quinella, trifecta, first four
>>151799721Weak as piss mate. Take a fucking chance and box 4 horses, max
I got 1000 dollars on each River of starsAbsurdeValiant kingPresage nocturne Smoking romanLETS GOOOOOOO.
>>151799689I've taken two pisses today then went straight back. It's just so comfy, especially since it's rainy outside.
C H O M P E R SHOMPERS
The nation has stopped
>>151799820rainy outsideComfy midweek public holiday is even more comfier. Well into decaf hours now, couple of bikkies and getting ready to watch the race. Hopefully I can find it online rather than have to get up and pop on the tele.
theyre fucking walking kek
we should treat the janitor like we do horses, shoot them in their stupid tranny head before or after w rape they're crusty brown shit filled boy pussy like the cumulus they are
>>151796898>>151798019NIGGA ITS COMING LAST
just two more weeks. kek.
frodo bros we placed
fucking jamie
Just lit some money on fire, lads
say something nice about your melbourne cup winner
>>151799961our queen
A FEMALE JOCKEY
Why does she sound out of breath? She wasn't the one running.
>>151799987just had the biggest orgasm in her life
Not eating tonight. Great. Its over for me all because of a woman
ben cucked
Get your losses back on surging bird race 9
Lmao, had to laugh at the camera desperately trying to crop the winning horse bleeding from its mouth when they were interviewing the jockey
>>151799952Literally me>>151799898
>>151800159Good idea this
>>151800210they hit their mouths?
>>151800231Nah, the lungs bleed into the windpipe from exertion
>walked past a pub>sign posted "fuck the Melbourne Cup">raffle instead. Money donated to horse charity
>>151800303Suburb?
>>151800303Meanwhile my local had a big do, the TAB area was packed
>>151800303Absolutely based, gambling companies are parasites
>>151800347My money, my choice
>>151800357More like TAB's money lmao
>>151800364I won a quinella, $1 into $63, ez clap
>>151800373>>>/r/thathappened
Put money on middle earth and goody two shoes but only to win Fuck
>>151800389Don't know why you're so upset man, having a little flutter on the cup is a good tradition. Only a muzzo would have a problem with a little bet.
Was the horse race good or nah?
>>151800436I had fun cheering on Middle Earth by going DEAAAAAAAAAATH DEAAAAAAATH
do cucktoreans really have a public holiday for a 60 second horse race?
twas alright
>A DAY OFF!?
Farken dying for a smoke
*poofy cucktorean voice*what are you really gambling with
>>151800409Fuck your tradition and fuck you
>>151800562Settle down habib
>>151800303crisp sportsbet employee. horse racing is vile as are the genetic detritus that "follow" it.
i wanna smash some cunts
*hides*
Each and every one of you cunts can go and get absolutely fucked.
>>151800674
I did get out of bed in the end. Overrated. Wish I could be one of those obese, 600 lb, bed-ridden pieces of shit that has an enabler that feeds them all day long.
>>151800753Why don't you just do something healthy and productive instead?
>>151800772Don't feel like it.
>>151800753>, 600 lb, b>lbDidn't realise we used pounds in Australia to measure weight
>>151798354Did they win?
>>151800817That figure sticks in my mind specifically because there's a show about obese blobs with that figure in the title.
>>151800674Based gambloor eating 2 minute noodles for the next fortnight
>>151800159>>151800230Terrible, TERRIBLE, idea this
Off to make some beef rendang
Cool!
>>151800931Yeah, it’s fucking over
off to the climbing gym lads
>>151801353shut up
forgot it was cup day
>>151801353is the jockey the same one who got busted doing blow awhile back?
>>151801409looking good mon cheri
oh look it's Jacques, Josh's french trans cousin. Bonsoir Jacques, how many maroc coqs have you le suqd today mon frere?
>>151801440hmmm, the positioning of those legs imply 9'oclock...allowing for translation, I will assume 9 coqsNINE COCKS JACQUES! WHY SO MANY?IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOTOR BECAUS3 YOU ARE FRENCH>?
Someone stole my nick daicos brownlow mousepad :(
i want french gf who refuses to communicate with me in english
Greed is a sin
>>151801493according to my bible, so is being an annoying poof dickhead so whats your excuse fatty cuntlips?
>Nick Daicos
>>151801535did you steal my mousepad?
didn't even know it was on. too busy self-improoving.
indian excellence
>>151801584Oxymoron.
don't know how youtubers can be so fat. if i was that fat i wouldn't leave the house let alone get in front of the camera.
>>151801708
>>151801708hope life is going good for them
>>151801708I can never tell if this is high tier trolling or the way it was back then
>>151801708looks like bloke who was designed to survive car crashes
wonder what happened to the FHM editorial team, probably writing infrastructure policy or some gay shit
Forgot to place my bets. guess I broke even today lads.
>>151801751fucking kek
imagine all the passed out girls at the races right now
>>151801775Yummo
what can I cook and eat for dinner literally every night that takes 40 minutes or less to cook and gets the job done and isn’t complex and could be kept to just one pot or pan?
>>151801802this but the treasure trove of discarded knickers
>>151801815spag bol
i could pick up a drunk bint from the flemington and carry her home holding her like a bowling ball
>>151801821that’s one pot for the spag and one for the bol
>>151801815Ive started doing a Pesto pasta thats super fucking easy. Buy a pre cooked chook. Shred some of the meat. Boil some long pasta - i prefer linguine Drain. Back into the same potChuck in some Pesto sauce, shredden chicken, some tomatos, parmesan cheese and olive oil. I like to cook then down til the tomatos are soft and can be punctured easy then plate it up. Super quick and easy and plenty of left overs too. One pot.
>>151801815curry (can vary protein/veg/sauces) and those microwave rice servingsstir fry in a wok (use the flash frozen mixed veggies if you cbf doing fresh)steak/pork/chicken/whatever and the bags of premade salads
>>151801815laksa pasteonion, garlic, ginger, lemon grass, chilli, chicken piecescoconut milkprawnssoften some rice noodles in water, add to your bowlspoon soup on your noodles, add sprouts on top, enjoy your meal
Check out the Auckland City Football Club's FB page, a coomer took over and is posting Asian women in the FB stories
>>151801849https://www.fb.com/thenavyblues
why did my mother never teach me how to cook anything even when I asked her too?
>>151801857why are you asking us? Ask her, champ
>>151801857she thought you were suave and handsome enough to attract a good woman to be your wife and take care of that for you
>>151801857why do you need to learn how to cook ice cream. are you a chink?
>>151801857Fucking THIS
>>151801857should have just watched and learnt instead of playing pokemon
>>151801857she knew you'd fuck it up like everything else in your life and blame her anyways.
>>151801857My mother tried to teach me and wanted to show me but I always figured cooking would be my wife's job. I didnt realise id be in my 30s without a wife.
>>151801872>I didnt realise id be in my 30s without a wife.With that incel mindset, no wonder you are, champ
You know cooking is simple right? Why do you think women are capable of doing it?
I literally only eat peanut butter toast for breakfast and dinner with vitamins
>>151801877>>>/r9k/
My johnson will be copping the beating of a lifetime soon
>>151801881simp
>>151801887incel
>>151801880finally some proper poverty
>>151801889I’m not even poor, just an autistic manchild
>>151801888vaxxy
>>151801893yes I am, and?
>>151801895goy
>>151801895lol, retard
I remember this being pretty good but have not had for years
I'm a fat fuck who struggles with portion control so always end up eating too much when I cook a big batch of something
>>151801898>goy>>>/pol/>>151801899Most people here took the vax,unlike (you) I'm not larping that I didn't
>>151801905Unironically get on ozempic
>>151801906Most people in general are stupid like (You).
my mate got jabbed when the govt said only vaxxies were allowed to go to bottleosi was very disappointed in him. cunt didn't even look into the fake passes that were available on gab
>>151801918>I'm "stupid" for not following /pol/ memespraise kek xd
>>151801918when the commentator says rare nick daicos error
>split the g
god I genuinely hate my mother.
>>151801945feeling is mutual. I should've swallowd that load. just as useless as your shitbird father.
>>151801945crisp icecream for breakfast haver
>>151801945>>151801959reckon you two should go to bell st maccas and punch on
why is it 18 year olds penis flops out on debut not 18 year olds pussy lips come out on debut life isnt fair and im sick of it
>>151801963hhahahahaha my fat shit of a son is too much of a pansy to even leave his room. it really smells too! HEY SHUT IN! YOUR ROOM SMELLS LIKE YOUR UNDIES! CLEAN THEM UP! AND STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
whatever they guy wrote is very very noncey
dosn
I wonder what they showed the trump admin when they all got confirmed and shit. Must of been pretty gnarly.
>>151801815>chuck a sweet potato in the air fryer for 20 min on max>in the mean time get a skinless chicken breast and hammer it flat>dress with some olive oil, fresh rosemary and garlic, a squeeze of lemon and grate some zest, a bit of honey and maybe a splash of wine or chili flake, then salt and pepper the fuck out of it and rub all over>when the sweet potato is soft, take it out or move it to the bottom (if your fryer has levels) and place the chicken at the top>cook on max for ~5 min, flip, then another 2-3 min (depending on how flat you beat the breast out)>pull the chicken out to rest for 5 min while you dress some salad greens in oil and lemon and chicken juices>plateezpz
>>151801775Goddamn, that's a nice pusy.
>>151801815reads like a prompt you could feed into any online AI. >we AiFL nao
>>151801857I didn't learn to cook until I was in my 20s and living on my own. My mother had nothing to teach me and you don't need her. Cookbooks and youtube exist. If you can't teach yourself to cook now you're a no-hoper.
Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit. Both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
course you nonces like the look of that one
>>151801902can't understand why people use these packets.>just add meatyeah meat + wine/stock/tomato is literally the sauce. why the fuck would i need a packet? i saw one for pumpkin soup once that said "just add pumpkin". like that is literally all you need for pumpkin soup and maybe an onion or garlic and some stock. shit is insane.
>>151802006wonder wht anon's going to be eating for dinner after this
my mumberg once bought a packet to make carbonara. it tasted like SHIT and the following day i made a proper one in less time than it took her to make hers with the packetwhy theyre even was a carbonara packet sauce for sale in colesworth i dont know
>>151802023
https://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/1984205066018963503
not watching that false flag shit
>>151802028
>>151802016Amen.
we have some of the best produce in the world yet 90% of the population don't know how to cook anything that didn't come out of a bottle or packet
>>151802028kek zoomer historian sounds like an autist
>>151802028kek, don't ever get involved in this
>>151802018There's a massive racket in providing the barest of convenience to people. Look at the price difference between chicken and sliced chicken. Whole chicken is $5.50 a kg. Double that if you just want the breasts. Double it again if you want those breasts sliced. You want that breast, roasted with lemon and herbs and then sliced? That $11 a kg is now $40 a kg.
>>151802028>35 minutes on a twatter videooh i don't think so honey
>>151802051he's actually made a lot of good content but he doesn't seem to have a working fed-o-meterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4W61ZKj4I4^this is brutally blackpilling
stop poasting long videos i have to watch the cheap seats
>>151802064>content
Punch nazis in the fucking head.
>>151802074shalom
>>151802068all hail the true FTA slop enthusiast
Breed Nazis with aflw players and make Nazi footy players
>>151797383
>if you object to indians invading the country you are a nazithis psyop is to transparent
>Punch nazis in the fucking head.
the coming iggs dynasty will be extremely painful for every non-igger
>>151802093
Well I don't know why the sky is blueAnd why the jumper on an igger well they're blue tooI don't pay attention to all that stuffBut I do know the iggers suckAnd I don't know why the world ain't flatAnd why the mood of the team is flat like thatI don't pay attention to all that stuffBut I do know the iggers suck
crisp
dynasties only happen in retrospect
>>151802102not crisp
Hello, I'm anon. For a long time we've listened to these iggers pitch a fit, 'bout their hard schedule, and bad draft picks. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a igger for a day.If I could be a igger for a dayI could live my life the free and easy wayI'd barely turn up when we have to playIf I could be a igger for a dayNow if for one whole day, a igger I could beThe first thing I'd do is shank it when I kick the footyAnd I'd put lazy fucking Tim Kelly on huge moneyIf I could be a igger for a dayNow I wouldn't wanna defend, 'cause I wouldn't have toGuess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clueI'd go go down by 50 points to Richmond and the crewIf I could be a igger for a dayIf I could be a igger for a dayI could live my life the free and easy wayI'd barely turn up when we have to playIf I could be a igger for a day
>>151797383>Norf's window not predicted to open until 2029. Grimmest of the grim.
norf has been chronically mismanaged, to say they will be anywhere near a premiership in the next two decades is utter woke nonsense
its proven coaches dont do shit right clarko is a fraud
>>151802125Do you remember who they said 5 years ago will be in a premiership window today?It's worthless unaccountable slop that will be considered prophetic if they're correct and simply forgotten by everyone when they're wrong (which is what happens 99% of the time)
It takes a whole club not just one person. Nobody is bigger than the club. People have forgotten this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfBsvFoqwhYpeople seem to be catching on but are a little too late to the party
miss her
>>151802131how many premierships do you have mate?
>>151802136stewie was
>>151802179
>>151802179niggas its cold. I should be wearing thongs. little pink thongs. thongs which ride up my freshly waxed arse crack. y'know summer thongs.
gonna get fucking RIPPED
>>151802205crisp matho
mumberg used to give me ice cream for brekkie
hehe ahahahhahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>151802205based willie
>>151802217sounds nice
The world is a vampire.
clarko was handed leadership of a large vic club around the time the afl decided to rig for prictorian teams after 6 years of no prictorians winning a gf, he is absolutely a fucking fraud and a fucking deadshit as well
>>151802303what are they bombing?
>>151802306Their future. Absolute terrorists.
>Huge plate of beef chilli and rice>Half a pack of biscuits>Still hungryHow?
>red and black team bad
>>151802332When they actually become good they can dispel that narrative.
>>151802323worms.who says stuff like prictorians? I undestand melbourne hatred but the state of victoria? makes no sense at all.
>>151802342>worms.I'd likely have an itchy bum or have noticed worms in my poo. Haven't experienced either.
>>151802323carbs be like that
>>151802332this is an accurate quote where was it from?
>>151802356>carbs Would've been at least 250 grams of beef and maybe 150 grams of beans in that serving along with the rice. Plenty of protein, fat and fibre. Should be full as fuck.
Do you blokes fuck arse
>>151802376BLOKES ON BLOKES
>>151802376more of a rugby league past time that.
>>151802376Yeah but I prefer to put it in her vagina.
>>151802390we discussed gender and gender roles darce babe. don't make me make you sleep in my bed tonight.
>>151802367biscuits mate
>>151802323>>151802367still hungry?thinkin you need more those beans
>>151802367It's like that sometimesbest thing you can do is get an app to track your macros and then you'll know whether you're eating the amount you should be
time for walkies
>>151802426based walkbro
>pro-white, anti-immigration sentiment growing everywhere>better break out the retarded nazi larps to march around head to toe in black with lit torches
>>151802426based dogbro
are we really autosaged already
Blues to CanberraBombers to DarwinRoos to BendigoAdd a Gippsland/East Victorian team
May we be forgotten by men but remembered by God, Christ return to us this night. Amen
I really just want to physically fuck somebody up
>>151802447Just seems silly frankly. It means there will be two threads in the catalog tomorrow morning.
>>151802461Amen.
they call you ssrianon
>>151802533https://youtu.be/2b9BpunsVmo
iggs
